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GABES FRED
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3460
3840
What is this, part 6? Previous thread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html

So the party is gathered around the still smouldering piles of what remains of the (((were-rats))), except for Thez who is covered in charring and burn.
"Where in hell have YOU been?" Thez asks/demands.
"Fun fact folks, magic is her weakness," Lenos smirks. "I was there the whole time, but your dumb-ass couldn't detect invisibility if the spell was tattoo'd to your body!" he begins laughing at the mental image.
Visibly agitated, Thez starts back into the Inn, making sure to step on a few skulls for the satisfaction, muttering something about "Where's Barry?"
Lenos looks at the assembled. For such a short fellow, he's got quite the attitude. He looks at Trump and says "Let me guess, paladin? Heh, lets see how long this one lasts," looks at Tracy and idly says "No words," then Infernius "Dude," then Torcuil, "Mage? Stay outta my way," and then Yak Lee "I'll let her deal with you."
He turns back to the group and sighs, while lighting a cigarette.
In the background, peasants are slowly and gradually encircling the party (non-aggressively).
"You guys owe me for this BTW," Lenos says, oblivious to the peasants. "Normally I don't intervene, but it was too good," he says pleasantly inhaling the odor of burned rat.
"So are we gonna just stand here, or are we going inside? I could use a drink..." and as he says this, a large-ish (none of them are LARGE, but of them this one is sorta) human steps forward, leaving behind an apparent wife.
"Did you do this?" he asks incredulously.
Lenos's shoulders slump at the inquiry and he whips out a fancy-looking knife.
"Yeah? And if I did?" he challenges.
The man however, is neither insistent nor aggressive, and in fact his countenance softens at the rebuke. He turns to (his wife) and they embrace. Behind him/them, several more townspeople start to cheer and clap, with some running off to other houses to rouse their neighbors.
Apparently, killing the (((rats))) consitutes a habbening.
The man explains that the (((rats))) had infiltrated the town several months back, after the progenitor of the City (some dude named Korak) set off to sea. Korak and his crew had been gone for several weeks when the first of the rats started to show up in town. Immediately they began harassing the local businesses and patrons, used all manner of shady tactics and shenanigens, and ultimately either weaseled their way into possession/ownership of the major businesses in town and either intimidated or eliminated any competition. They had established a network of spies and informants, keeping 24-hour surveillance of the city, and had even taken possession of several of the ships seen docked in the harbor. Word was, they planned to spread to the hills by way of the waterways.
"So,... it sounds like YOU guys owe me as well!" Lenos concludes with satisfaction. "Hey, lets finish this inside, I need a drink."
He leads the party (and the guy, who kisses his wife and continues with the party in case the GM needs a resident to explain something residential.
Upon re-entering the Sticky Wicket, there are several bodies strewn throughout. Some of them are contorted from various broken bones, one is a mess of gore, and of another one all that remains is a foot. Thez is seated at the bar with a 5th of something in her hand, less-than-patiently waiting for Lenos, the party, and random dude #647 to arrive.
"Did you have to wait until I was in the middle of them to do that?" she asks, less but still irritated.
"Have to? No. Consider that payment for the time you knocked me into a puddle of burning oil."
She almost retorts, thinks for a moment, and then shrugs. She then realizes that no one (except Lee) knows who 'Lenos' is and says:
"Oh right, this is Lenos Tri'Anu. He's an asshole, and if he sets you on fire, its probably deliberate. You can thank him for all the firetraps," she says with a dry expression.
Lenos, diving behind the bar, emerges with a bottle of his own while muttering something about "more than firetraps".


432 replies and 55 files omitted.
Anonymous
ejyDK
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No.3592
3593 3599
>>3588
I go out the door.
YXEd6
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No.3593
[1d20 = 5]
>>3592

Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3594
j4q79ou5.png
>>3589

Anonymous
ixyzQ
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No.3595
3598 3599
Wait, we're not doing anything tonight, right? It's 1:00 AM, and I've got work tomorrow..
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3598
gerf_s3e01_lunahashadenoughofyourhorseapples.jpg
>>3595
We're stopping the proliferation of this godawful meme
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3599
3603 3638
>>3595
No, but you'll like this part.
>>3592
And you explode. Not only do you explode, but you also trigger a series of goldberg-machines involving acid, fire, ice, electricity, napalm, and weighted stones (pressure).
You are very dead. I don't know how you found yourself in this world, but there is no God or entity which would sponsor a Trap, Earth-pony, Barbarian, etc. etc. I appreciate that you have taken bait this far, but I have no reason to conclude that you are ITT for any reason than to troll.
If you would like to fashion a more plausible character,....
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3601
3603
Lenos gets a slight twinge.
"Fuck, someone set off my trap-trap. I was hoping to watch it go off in person," he wanders toward the bar again.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3602
3603 3605
>in the vein of that one /k/ thread
Internal memo. No traps. I didn't think I had to write that down.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3603
151025111221-trump-thumbs-up-1021-full-169.jpg
>>3599
>there is no God or entity which would sponsor a Trap... I have no reason to conclude that you are ITT for any reason than to troll
Fucking thank you
>>3601
> trap-trap
Kek
>>3602
>No traps. I didn't think I had to write that down.
Amen
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3605
3606
1506594931145-0.png
>>3602
Traps are homosexual.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3606
3607 3608
>>3605
Well, at the moment traps are raining down in the form of giblets and blood spatter so traps (or this one in particular) can't be observed as anything other than giblets and blood spatter.
>Thez is eating sum giblets
"A bit gamy desu."
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3607
3608 3610
stare.jpg
>>3606
*Trumpaladin, to no one's surprise, is appalled by Thez's eating of the Trap particles*
"That's probably contaminated Thez. Do you want AIDs? Because that's how you get AIDs"
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3608
3610
>>3606
>>3607
Roll for aids
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3609
I hope I didn't offend anyone (of consequence). I could've turned them into a pillar of salt at the beginning, but I wanted them to walk into it, and since Yak Lee pissed Lenos off (cuz he wasn't singed when they met) it made perfect sense that the next player to 'join' was going to end up a grease-spot. I didn't plan for a trap, but I did lay a trap, and a trap happened to have sprung the trap.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3610
3611 3612
>>3607
>>3608
Thez is a devil, immune to humanoid disease.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3611
3614
>>3610
Ok roll for demom aids
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3612
>>3610
Is she immune to the disease that inheres in Traps? Some things are too unclean even for snake succubi
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3614
3616
>>3611
"Okay bub, let me 'splain something to you. There is a wide difference between devils and demons. Demons are chaotic-evil, whereas devils are lawful evil. Ever notice that I don't attack anyone who doesn't in some way attack me first? Yeah, that's cuz devils have rules and dignity and propriety n shit (even if it goes against the 'normal' standard),...."
>is a sore spot for her
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3616
3617
>>3614
Meh.
Demons, devils its all the same to Infernuis.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3617
3618
>>3616
Okay, think of it this way; devils give you precisely what you asked for, while demons give you anything but.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3618
3619 3620
>>3617
Infernuis want some ass.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3619
3621
1500839695124.png
>>3618
But she's infected with Trap-AIDs now
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3620
eFD8fJBr.jpeg
>>3618
Done
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3621
>>3619
She say she ok.
YXEd6
?
No.3622
[2d20 = 12]
>like she's not there
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3623
3624
Infernius now has 2 lumps, and Trump has one
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3624
3625
>>3623
Wat
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3625
3626
>>3624
Surely you're familiar with the meme of a character whonking another character over the head, resulting in a peppered-looking mound on their head? That.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3626
3627
>>3625
Now who would wonk me over the head?
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3627
3628
>>3626
Thez, for suggesting she has trap-Aids
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3628
3629 3630
1504588935973-0.png
>>3627
She really should get herself checked though
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3629
1506580474575.gif
>>3628
This tbh thez.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3630
3631
>>3628
"Your magnanimity is breath-taking," sarcasm drips rhythmically in the background.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3631
>>3630
Traps are filthy crratures.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3633
3635
Alright nerd-gasm incoming.
Thez is half Pit Fiend. Its a very long story, but her particular adventure sent her through the outer planes (starting in Limbo, and working her way through whatever portals, gates, and what-have-you. While traveling through Hell, she caught the attention of one of the 9 Principalities, who took an interest. That interest only grew when she didn't die no matter what varieties of adversary was placed in front of her, so said Principality opted to make her "Her's".
Her physiology was artificially reformed from her previous state into what the party sees now. She used to be a Half Grey Elf, Half Grey Dwarf hybrid; she is now a Grey Dwarf, Grey Elf, Pit Fiend trifecta, and the process drove her a little bit batshit. To the subject at hand however, Pit Fiends are immune to disease (even trap AIDS).
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3635
3637
>>3633
would i remember my backstory as a character?
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3637
>>3635
To whatever degree you like. You can be entirely amnesic, or consciously aware
Anonymous
TakHj
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No.3638
3639 3640
>>3599
That machine sounds like Pence's doing

Anonymous
ixyzQ
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No.3639
3641
pence appeared evasive when asked about the pride parade that was destroyed by a lightning storm.jpg
>>3638

Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3640
1503270779851-1.jpg
>>3638

Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3641
3651
Vandereim.png
>>3639
All about Vandereim.
+5/+7 Holy Avenging Bastard Sword of Mighty-Quick Cleaving Sharpness.
Regularly a +5 weapon, he gets an additional +2 vs infernals, as well has has the ability to detect them (tho can't differentiate varieties). Has the ability to quicken himself (Feather Fall) giving an additional attack per round, and any attack that slays an opponent gets an additional attack if in range (Mighty Cleaving), with no limit. Any successful 20 attack roll AT LEAST cuts a limb off the opponent (Sharpness - usually fatal in and of its self).
He's a damn drunk and can osmosis any alcohol he is nearby, and if he's drunk he loses his quickness but after several attacks will vomit liquor onto one's opponent.
His blade is geometrically flawless, except for the tip which is square rather than pointed (no stabby). He speaks with a thick scottish accent, is about 1000 years old (though he spent the last 300 being traded, stored, and changing hands), and rejects any wielder who is not of nobility. Non-good aligned characters take damage if they attempt to wield him, and in the hands of anyone but a paladin he is only a +2 weapon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3642
3653
As for the events of last night, rest assured that I was not - nor ever will - planning on condoning, accepting, or allowing any sort of faggotry ITT. In the moment I saw an opportunity to reduce whoever that was (Zald?) into mushy paste, and that was the first and last time it will get that far.
No faggots.
For character safety, the trap room has been permanently quarantined and sealed irrevocably.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.3643
3644 3645
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>tfw you didn't get to chop him up
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3644
>>3643
Oh I'm sure there will be others, and next time I promise I'll do some holodeck shit so that everyone can brutally murder whomever until they leave.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3645
3646
>>3643
But since you're here now, let me tell you about some of the daggers you picked up.
Of the lot, the few you'll be most interested in is:
The Wicked blade +1 causes continual bleeding damage against its victim.
The Defender's dagger +2 can transfer attack bonus into AC bonus (I figure this will be the teeth-blade, but its up to you).
The last blade is so minimalist (its a wire-frame with a blade attached, rather than a standard hilt, grip, pommel, etc.) and the blade its self is semi-translucent. It is called the Shifter's blade, and it does increasing damage depending on how "of the material plane" its target is (the more outer-realm, the more damage).
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.3646
3648
>>3645
How do attack bonuses work? Am I supposed to increase my dice number?
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3647
3653
And then Torcuil's swag.
Staff of Transmutation isn't as useful as it sounds, and staves in general are non-rechargeable. Spells include:
Blink (character strobes in and out of ethereal plane)
Alter Self (change shape and size, think Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty)
Disintegrate
Spells are very limited, be advised.
Staff of Power:
Magic Missile (unlimited uses)
Continual Light (unlimited)
Levitate (u)
Lightning Bolt
Fireball
Cone of Cold
Wall of Force
Sphere of Invulnerability
>Don't break it, its bad
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3648
>>3646
You don't have to, I've got all the logistics mapped out on my end, its more to emphasize the quality of the weapon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3650
The board indicates whether the bonus has been applied, so if you don't I will. Also note that attack bonuses do not increase the critical hit threshold meaning in order to crit w/ the +2 dagger you have to land a 22 total (until you stick it in the keen machine that is).
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3651
3652
>>3641
>Non-good aligned characters take damage if they attempt to wield him
I like this
>He's a damn drunk and can osmosis any alcohol he is nearby, and if he's drunk he loses his quickness
Good thing he's paired with a teetotaler
GM
4jxtO
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No.3652
>>3651
His favorite past time is to start fights in seedy bars and absorb all the spilled drink. also testing proxy for anniversary
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3653
3654
>>3642
>No faggots
I love you
>>3647
>spells are limited
Does this mean I have to wait to use again, or am I just fucked when it runs out?
GM
4jxtO
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No.3654
>>3653
And uno homo
The latter. It had 2 charges of polymorph for example, but u used those.
This doesn't detract from your normal magical abilities mind you, but yes the spells are finite and few. I could tell u how many, but that would spoil the fun

Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3661
3667 3673
1506622141602-2.png
anyone here wanna play my cyoa game. we're about to start if anyone wants to join in.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3667
3672
Nurse_Redheart_thanks_Twilight_for_coming_S1E04.png
>>3661
Umm... It looks interesting, but I don't think I have the time to devote to one
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3672
>>3667
No worries.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3673
3685
>>3661
DO YOU HAVE MORE OF THOSE PICTURES?
Anonymous
ixyzQ
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No.3685
3686 3687
>>3673
>not immediately reverse searching the pic on DB
>asking to be spoonfed, before searching yourself
It's good to be proactive...
Here's the DB pages you're looking for:
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Adawnmistpony+AND+rainbow+dash
And here's a DA link, that explains that these were for DawnMistPony's My Little Dashie visual novel, with a downloadable link to the game:
http://dawnmistpony.deviantart.com/art/My-Little-Dashie-The-Visual-Novel-link-in-desc-515571250
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.3686
>>3685
http://www.mediafire.com/file/suhxijswi4pu34b/My+Little+Dashie-1.0-win.zip
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3687
3689
>>3685
How do I reverse image search? I'm not sure my browser supports it
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.3689
>>3687
The icon that looks like a camera next to the search bar on DB. It shouldn't matter what browser you have.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3808
3809
755511__safe_solo_derpy hooves_3d_source filmmaker_muffin_that pony sure does love muffins_gentlemen_artist-colon-epiclper.png
Threadly reminder that this Game (there's 2 games! we actually need to differentiate the threads more!)
>Hugs
Sorry this Game reconvenes this afternoon-PST/early evening-EST
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3809
3810
1506639545785.jpg
>>3808
Im here, waiting.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3810
3811 3812
>>3809
It'll be a few hours. I'm helping Lenos' faggot with some side-jobs starting in about a half hour.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3811
>>3810
Ill be here.
Anonymous
TakHj
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No.3812
3813 3828
>>3810
>the game: mlpol 6 month birthday edition
This better be good

Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3813
196383__safe_artist-colon-dawnmistpony_pinkie pie_rainbow dash_car_cigar_fear and loathing in las vegas_parody_smoking_sunglasses.png
>>3812

Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3827
1503195684049-3.jpg

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3828
3829
>>3812
Oh ye of little faith
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3829
3830
716px-Iron_Will_glare_S02E19.png
>>3828

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3830
3831 3832
10.png
>>3829
"Don't you worry, tonight is gonna be exciting!"
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3831
3833
TksTwFF.png
>>3830
>weeaboo faggotry
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3832
3833
File (hide): 0.0 (0.0 bytes, 0, )
>>3830
"better be"
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3833
3834
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c6p1k.png
>>3832
>>3831

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3834
3835
>>3833
Thats just awesome
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3835
3836
135941__safe_artist-colon-dawnmistpony_rainbow dash_carrot_cute_dashabetes_feeding_filly_foal_human_my little dashie_nom_pegasus_pony.png
>>3834
all i did was recolor
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3836
3837 3838
>>3835
The bandolier and claymore? Potion thingy? Thats more than a recolor
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3837
3838
>>3836
thats what jordan peterson likes to call synchronicity.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3838
3839
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c612p1k.png
>>3837
>>3836
heres the oregano
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3839
3841
>>3838
I am doubly surprised then. W/e works though, I'm using plagiarized hentai-faces so,....
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3840
3847
>>3460
>>3462
...Where is my character?
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3841
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c6p1k.png
>>3839

Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3842
3843 3845 3847 3849
Alright, getting everything situated, I'll be ready to go in about the next 20 minutes. Infernius is resplendent in his recolor, I suspect Tracy is lurking as usual, Trump I imagine to be in the vicinity, and Yak Lee, are you about this bitch?
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3843
3844 3845 3846
1506713623944-3.jpg
>>3842
Yakem Is here
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3844
>>3843
?
Anonymous
dsh3v
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No.3845
3846 3850
1506367501193-1.jpg
>>3842
>>3843
Ey boys
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3846
3848 3851
>>3843
Aren't u Infernius?
>>3845
I don't even know which one you are.
Anonymous
ixyzQ
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No.3847
>>3842
Lurking, but as in >>3840 I could use some help catching up.

Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3848
3850
>>3846
i was asking if he was here.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3849
>>3842
Uh, I'm here sort of
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3850
>>3848
K.
So Tracy, Infernius, Trump and.... that one >>3845

Anonymous
dsh3v
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No.3851
3852
>>3846
Trap hooves
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3852
3853
>>3851
Wut? You again? I blew you up. You didn't seriously think I would permit a transsexual pony up in this house did you?
Anonymous
dsh3v
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No.3853
3854
1506456071485.jpg
>>3852
I demand you revive me
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3854
3855
>>3853
Provide validation to the proposal of revival.
Anonymous
dsh3v
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No.3855
3856 3857 3859 3860
1506126583713.jpg
>>3854
Im really yak lees player. And i was trolling you guys the whole time.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3856
3858
1499823709540-0.png
>>3855
I'm so surprised
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3857
>>3855
e_e
>_<
O\\_/o
>tapping fingers agitatedly
I'm not sure how to respond to that.
Anonymous
dsh3v
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No.3858
3860
1530292__questionable_artist-colon-spooks_capper_rarity_my little pony-colon- the movie_spoiler-colon-my little pony movie_anatomically correct_barbed_.png
>>3856
Common you were surprised..
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3859
1173651__safe_pinkie pie_ponified_dragon ball z_dragonball z abridged_bane_the dark knight rises_cooler.jpg
>>3855
>top cuck.