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GABES FRED
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3460
3840
What is this, part 6? Previous thread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html

So the party is gathered around the still smouldering piles of what remains of the (((were-rats))), except for Thez who is covered in charring and burn.
"Where in hell have YOU been?" Thez asks/demands.
"Fun fact folks, magic is her weakness," Lenos smirks. "I was there the whole time, but your dumb-ass couldn't detect invisibility if the spell was tattoo'd to your body!" he begins laughing at the mental image.
Visibly agitated, Thez starts back into the Inn, making sure to step on a few skulls for the satisfaction, muttering something about "Where's Barry?"
Lenos looks at the assembled. For such a short fellow, he's got quite the attitude. He looks at Trump and says "Let me guess, paladin? Heh, lets see how long this one lasts," looks at Tracy and idly says "No words," then Infernius "Dude," then Torcuil, "Mage? Stay outta my way," and then Yak Lee "I'll let her deal with you."
He turns back to the group and sighs, while lighting a cigarette.
In the background, peasants are slowly and gradually encircling the party (non-aggressively).
"You guys owe me for this BTW," Lenos says, oblivious to the peasants. "Normally I don't intervene, but it was too good," he says pleasantly inhaling the odor of burned rat.
"So are we gonna just stand here, or are we going inside? I could use a drink..." and as he says this, a large-ish (none of them are LARGE, but of them this one is sorta) human steps forward, leaving behind an apparent wife.
"Did you do this?" he asks incredulously.
Lenos's shoulders slump at the inquiry and he whips out a fancy-looking knife.
"Yeah? And if I did?" he challenges.
The man however, is neither insistent nor aggressive, and in fact his countenance softens at the rebuke. He turns to (his wife) and they embrace. Behind him/them, several more townspeople start to cheer and clap, with some running off to other houses to rouse their neighbors.
Apparently, killing the (((rats))) consitutes a habbening.
The man explains that the (((rats))) had infiltrated the town several months back, after the progenitor of the City (some dude named Korak) set off to sea. Korak and his crew had been gone for several weeks when the first of the rats started to show up in town. Immediately they began harassing the local businesses and patrons, used all manner of shady tactics and shenanigens, and ultimately either weaseled their way into possession/ownership of the major businesses in town and either intimidated or eliminated any competition. They had established a network of spies and informants, keeping 24-hour surveillance of the city, and had even taken possession of several of the ships seen docked in the harbor. Word was, they planned to spread to the hills by way of the waterways.
"So,... it sounds like YOU guys owe me as well!" Lenos concludes with satisfaction. "Hey, lets finish this inside, I need a drink."
He leads the party (and the guy, who kisses his wife and continues with the party in case the GM needs a resident to explain something residential.
Upon re-entering the Sticky Wicket, there are several bodies strewn throughout. Some of them are contorted from various broken bones, one is a mess of gore, and of another one all that remains is a foot. Thez is seated at the bar with a 5th of something in her hand, less-than-patiently waiting for Lenos, the party, and random dude #647 to arrive.
"Did you have to wait until I was in the middle of them to do that?" she asks, less but still irritated.
"Have to? No. Consider that payment for the time you knocked me into a puddle of burning oil."
She almost retorts, thinks for a moment, and then shrugs. She then realizes that no one (except Lee) knows who 'Lenos' is and says:
"Oh right, this is Lenos Tri'Anu. He's an asshole, and if he sets you on fire, its probably deliberate. You can thank him for all the firetraps," she says with a dry expression.
Lenos, diving behind the bar, emerges with a bottle of his own while muttering something about "more than firetraps".


432 replies and 75 files omitted.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4095
>>4094
infernuis have good time.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.4096
4097
So Infernius finds himsef deposited on the ground in an abrupt manner, Thez however immediately whooofs away again. He is spent, but any injuries he incurred have been melted away. Additionally, there is a spring to his step that belies a certain degree of gratification.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4097
4098
>>4096
infernuis go pray in the library to adolf, then he goes and takes a nap.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.4098
4099
>>4097
Its best, he's still processing. It was,.... weird? Bad/good? He doesn't know, though he is more gratified than before.
>sorry, she likes him, esp in his Braveheart recolor.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4099
4100
>>4098
infernuis wish it didnt hurt so bad everytime.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.4100
4101
>>4099
It only hurts when one resists. If you didn't resist, it didn't hurt. ^_^
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4101
4103
>>4100
infernuises faggot is going to sleep now, and so is infernuis. do i have a dream?
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.4102
Alright, I have to apologize (again) for the metre of this particular session.
To begin, I hadn't anticipated Lee (and his associated (maybe literal?) faggot) being disingenuous, and so I hinged a bit of developing plotline on his character cuz I thought "Monks are easy to get/keep going". Big mistake. At the same time, the raid I was trying very hard to make seem
nothing' (cuz as I predicted, there have been cross-board voyeurs) kicked off entirelly before I was ready. I am glad that we weren't still in a fight at the conclusion.
Also, no worries about the ant-corpses, an ant is like a hair for the queen; crunch 'em all you want, she'll make more.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.4103
>>4101
Yes of course, and it will be explored and detailed in time.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.4104
And to that end, Thez's faggot (GM) is also running on empty. Tracy seems non-responsive, as is likely Torcuil and Trump (tho has suspicions on that one).
Well, I guess its time to adjourn for the night. Given the shenanigens wrt the 6/mo, I can't say when next we'll convene (prolly sat, but who knows?).

Tidbit for next time though. Every opponent that the party has met can be EASILY defeated by one method, or ridiculously DIFFICULTLY defeated by others.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.4105
>fell asleep
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.4106
building.png
Alright, finishing off this thread.
It is now apparent that (sigh) the Hive is built entirely around, and even to a small degree (in the lower chambers) IN the glassy building that looks like a pyramid but is in fact much bigger. Said ants, who at first seemed hostile seemed quite gracious and welcoming, after the party squished a couple of them that is, and have left an open invitation for the party to visit them. The entrance to (sigh) the Hive is just outside the clearing to the west.

Infernius struggles to grasp the contents of "Babby's First Mindfuck". At the moment, all he can do is wiggle objects right in front of him with his mind,... but he CAN wigglesmall objects in front of him with his mind.
Thez has always wanted to try free-fall sex, so she's skipping around whistling, while Lenos analyzes the computer (with Torcuil looking over his shoulder).
Tracy is still the size of a full-size horse, and probably trying to corner Trump, but I'm paraphrasing. Trump on the other hand is getting an info-dump from Vandereim in the Football shrine.


Anonymous
Fq447
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No.4107
4108 4113
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Damn it! I wrote a very long response in the rabbit but lost it all with out sending it
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.4108
>>4107
Yeah, there were several moments when rabbit durped on me. I had a playlist going and then suddenly I was listening to some asshole vlogging. It was weird.
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4109
4110 4111
In the midst of all the idle goings on,Thez walks up and looks at what Infernius is doing.
"Have you ever been ridden before?" she asks, eye-balling his nose-ring. She ponders for a moment and then wanders off. not an immediate question, just setting up something
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4110
4111
>>4109
No Infernuis has never been rided before.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4111
4112
>>4110
>>4109
Why you ask?
3DLWW
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No.4112
4114
[1d20 = 13]
>>4111
Thez jumps up and grabs the ring, flipping herself so she's now seated on his shoulders.
"Giddy up horsie!" she says, pulling on the ring.
You are now engaged in a grapple of sorts. You need to roll an 18 or better to break her hold, and she's riding you around for the duration. Each failed die roll means another round of riding (6 seconds).
https://youtu.be/yPxJnvSZrU0
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.4113
4118
>>4107
[molestation intensifies]
8xt8w
?
No.4114
4115
[1d20 = 13]
>>4112
Thez stop grab ring!
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4115
4117
>>4114
"WHEEEEEEE! Faster!!"
She smacks him on the back with her tail.

Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4116
>*nudges*
8xt8w
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No.4117
4120
[1d20 = 20]
>>4115
Thez you stop grab ring now!
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.4118
4119
>>4113
Trump smacks the pony with his shield
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.4119
>>4118
"~Unf!"
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4120
4121
>>4117
>ka-whumps as she's removed from his shoulder.
"Awww, I only made it 12 seconds, he'll beat that for suire," she kicks a rock.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4121
4122
1506556566464.jpg
>>4120
WHY YOU DO THEZ!
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4122
4123
>>4121
"Hee hee, I was trying to see how long I could hold on for. You did WAY better than I expected!" ^_^
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4123
4125
>>4122
you could have asked. infernuis would have let you ride.
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4125
4127
>>4123
"But that would have been cheating! The wager was whoever,... uhm nevermind."
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4127
4128
>>4125
bet? what bet? THEZ?!
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4128
4129
>>4127
>Vanishes with the quickness
8xt8w
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No.4129
4133
>>4128
perception to find thez.
8xt8w
?
No.4130
[1d20 = 3]

Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4131
4132 4133 4134
*stealth*
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4132
4161
>>4131
No
3DLWW
?
No.4133
4136
[1d20 = 9]
>>4129
Not gonna happen, she's 3/4 mile straight up
>>4131
As well as the roll
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4134
>>4131
Pass
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4135
I'm invisible.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4136
4145
>>4133
where everyone go?
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4137
4138
>Thez teleports in, next to the bar, long enough to grab a drink
"Sunbathing! Wanna go too?"
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4138
4139
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>>4137
infernuis like sun.
you wear bikini?
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4139
4140 4141
building.png
>>4138
Thez doesn't wear anything, its just assorted gold and jewels, literally glued to her body, so much so that she looks clothed.
"K!" I've been wanting to pull this one for a while now.
So she grabs you by the arm, and you both teleport.
"You'll find the sun is much stronger from,...." and her voice trails off, because she teleported you both to 3500 feet, but forgot that Infernius cannot air-walk. After just over 6 seconds, you splat against the roof of the pyramid.

Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4140
>>4139
am dead?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4141
4142
>>4139
30 seconds later, Thez appears at Infernius' remains, holding what appears to be a random gnarled stick. She pokes him with the stick, and - just as painful as the first time - his body recontitutes its self (though the blood splotch remains).
She giggles. "Sorry, I should'a asked if you would be okay first. Maybe you'll be safer on the ground," she winks, before teleporting back up to elevation.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4142
4143 4144
>>4141
*curls up into ball*
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4143
4144
>>4142
You have no idea how long I've been looking forward to doing that to someone, one of the perks to having a character thats a little thick (Thez, that is).
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4144
giphy.gif
>>4142
>>4143
*trys not to cry*
*cries alot*
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4145
4146
>>4136
Waiting for the right time...
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4146
>>4145
You just gave me an idea for a Tracy meme
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4147
4148
Can I get a map?
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4148
4149 4151
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>4147

Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4149
4150
>>4148
gets up goes to workshop.

Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4150
4153
>>4149
A machine catches your eye, as it has been recently used. On the side it says "Keen Machine", with an arrow on the top with a smiley face labelled "Put stabby in here".
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.4151
4152
>>4148
Thanks, and thanks.
How do I move around when in stealth?Also, where are the stables?
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4152
1FA.png
>>4151
As long as you don't attack anyone, or interact with anything that could be noticed (grass, for example), you're still in stealth. Fuck, you're right, where are the stables. There they are.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4153
4154
>>4150
i try to remember any dreams i had, after recovering from trauma it helps calm infernuis down.
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4154
4157
>>4153
Actually, while you were dead you had a remarkable dream of standing beside the Fuhrer in front of over a million troops, all lockstep and pristine regimented unity. Banners waved in the breeze as all cheered in percussive unison.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4155
4156
What if I want to do things while in stealth? Any limitations to what I can do, or what needs to be announced?
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4156
>>4155
Well, the moment you act against someone else, you automatically un-stealth, unless they're asleep or you can immediately kill/incapacitate/overpower them.
At the moment, you are still 5'-6' tall though.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.4157
1506708125309-0.png
>>4154
infernuis yells in happiness.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4158
*Has re-keened knives*
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4159
*silent footsteps*
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4160
4162
How many horses are there in the stables?
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4161
4170
>>4132
Now Trump has spent quite a few moments inside his head. Or perhaps he has been walking around the building while time has been frozen. Maybe it was another dimension?
Whatever the case, at some point Vandereim decided to interject, and when he did so, the world stopped and became rather monochrome. Trump is free to do whatever he likes in this frozen time-ness, except all objects are fixed in stasis and cannot be moved.
During this time Vandereim talks a little bit of shit, but mostly describes about how his last master - one Ga'Ren Stavenglen, a Paladin and elven prince - was the leader of the FIRST group to play the Game. It was that group that first created the pyramid/crystal tower, and they did so intending to defeat the Game. The Game is tied to a particular magical beast, known to some as the Terrasque. During this time, the party consisted of a whole troupe of adventurers, who had their designs on terminating the Terrasque who had plagued ALL the realms since time immemorial. They developed a very calculating plan and set their plan into motion. That plan hinged on a rather new member of the party, a surly grey-skinned, red-haired elf/dwarf named Gilana. Gilana possessed an item that allowed her to create a temporal rift in time that allowed the party to heal, recuperate, and prepare to continue the fight. Upon reaching the Terrasque, several things happened. For one, there was a tremendous explosion, and everyone was separated. Additionally, Vandereim's owner (being the noble and stout fellow he was ~;_~) was at the forefront of the fight, and when Gilana's magic never occurred, he was immediately and unceremoniously ripped into many pieces. The party its self was presumably killed or fled (probably kill) and the Terrasque continued on unmolested.
What was once the most magnificent assemblage of adventurers ever was reduced in moments to grease-spots, blood spatter, and slowly digesting tissue.
The kicker is that this 'Thez' that everyone refers to is the same Gilana from 300 years ago, and she seems younger now, and worlds more dangerous, then she was then.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4162
4163
>>4160
3, the one Infernius had, Torcuil, and Trump
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4163
4164
>>4162
What colors?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4164
4166 4170
>>4163
A white and copper clydesdale, a medium-sized white mare with silver, and another salt and pepper mare which Trump acquired when Infernius jacked the white and copper one.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4165
4167 4169
ponimaru.jpg
The salt and pepper mare has wrappings over his face.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4166
74d.png
>>4164
free horse
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4167
4168 4169
>>4165
>mare
>his
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4168
>>4167
You're right, my bad. He's actually a lean stallion.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4169
4172
>>4165
>A male
Fuck! This spoils my narrative!
..Now I gotta re-write my scenario...!

>>4167
>>4165
please clarify

Anonymous
Fq447
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No.4170
4171 4172
>>4161
Trump takes immense interest in this story. He asks Vanderiem, "how do we make this Terrasque leave us and all realms alone? Need we kill it? If so, how do we do so?"
>>4164
Wrong. Trump's horse is Inferius's Copper maned mare, which he takes from Inferius after Inferius finds the mare is too small for him

Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4171
>>4170
this.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4172
4173 4174 4178
>>4169
Sorry,....
>>4170
The Terrasque is tied to the Game. In the sense that the outer reaches of space are the "exterior border" of the Game, the heart of the Terrasque is the "interior border". Destroying the heart has been fabled as the only way to escape this realm. As far as how to kill it, thats difficult to say. The beast has an insane amount of vitality (it has more hit points than a castle), it regenerates constantly, its immune to most direct magic, and while it is larger than any dragon its also many times more agile. Its unintelligent, entirely feral, and always hungry.
But the general plan is(was) to kill it.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4173
4175
>>4172
But Trump really was riding a mare
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.4174
>>4172
Well? What gender? What horse?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4175
4176 4178
>>4173
Yes, I just reviewed, again, and detected the part where you and Infernius switched cuz the copper mare didn't care for the huge. I originally described the salt-pepper as a mare, but it was intended to be a ninja-stallion. I apologize for any inaccuracy in reporting.
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.4176
4177
>>4175
Is it a Ninja hoers, or is it not?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4177
4178 4179
>>4176
It IS a ninja hoers, but no one knows that yet. So far its a stallion with wrappings over its face.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4178
4180
>>4172
"Where is this Terraesque? And will killing it free us? Is it harming anyone besides players?"
>>4175
>>4177
There can be a ninja horse in the stable (the one Inferius actually rode?) but the one Trump rode in on was the copper maned mare
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.4179
4180
>>4177
A stallion, not a mare?
My character would've seen it before we left, so this is important.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4180
>>4178
>>4179
Okay. It is correct that Trump ended up riding the white-copper MARE back to the pyramid. The salt and pepper hoers WAS in fact a stallion, which is the one Infernius rode.
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.4181
4182
Are you listening to tea time, GM?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4182
4183
>>4181
Gonna, it hasn't started yet has it? Oh crap
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.4183
4184
>>4182
Nah, I was just gonna wait until I was sure we could ply un-interrupted.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4184
>>4183
Yeah, I was gonna listen, but that shouldn't affect gameplay
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4185
>doesn't miss Tea time unless crisis
ixyzQ
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No.4186
4187
[1d20 = 9]
It's already pretty fucking clear what I'm about to do, so I'm going to stop pretending. No originality here.
*approaches stables in stealth until door is reached*
Roll for detection
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4187
4189
>>4186
You are not specifically detected, but the horses detect noise and are scanning the area.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4188
4191
I know thread is over bump-limit, but I'm just rolling with it for the moment. I can bake more if preferred.
ixyzQ
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No.4189
4190
[1d20 = 16]
>>4187
I meant listening into the stables
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4190
>>4189
My bad, there appears no activity in or around the stables (its not like the party has stable-hands running around), and the horses are calm.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4191
4192
>>4188
dubs say you should.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4192
>>4191
>4188 is 1488 anagram
Fine. e_e
ixyzQ
?
No.4196
421612__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_here's johnny_slasher smile_solo_the shining.png
[1d20 = 18]
>murderous hoers vibes
been busy
TakHj
?
No.4198
[1d20 = 8]
Hello I is alives
Have a roll for no reason
ixyzQ
?
No.4202
[1d20 = 7]
Alright, here goes
>*Kicks open doors with hind legs, and storms into the stables*
"WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?!"
Anonymous
3DLWW
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No.4214
Nu bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4199.html#4209