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Anonymous
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33362
33364
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There are no breaks on this train!
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33363
33365
>pickle rick
Even I don't shitpost this bad
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33364
1469489893987.gif
>>33362
Somewhat relevant gif
Anonymous
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No.33365
pickle.png
>>33363

Mrs. Sentry
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No.33368
33372
*passes out from exhaustion*
P4FwV
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No.33369
33386
>maybe not kill, but long sexin
\r
The Ebin Shitposter
!Ebin7zjCDw
f5zxv
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No.33371
33372 33373 33374
*teleports in*
*distributes unmarked cans*
*teleports out*
>do you dare open the cans?
Anonymous
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No.33372
33374 33394
>>33368
*Puts pony in lap*

>>33371
*Takes a can, but is not daring enough to open it*
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33373
>>33371
"What's this?" Thez taps one of the cans. "Where did these come from?" she positions can 4 smash.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33374
33375 33376 33378
>>33372
I thought you were dea-
>>33371
Opens can immediately.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33375
>>33374
>Knife functions as can-opener
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33376
33377
736172__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_absurd res_axe_belly button_bipedal_blood_crime_impl.png
>>33374
I have my defenses
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33377
33379 33381
>>33376
There is no power greater than the Natural 20.
Anonymous
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No.33378
33380
>>33374
Bantz kills are more figurative. Surely you've seen animes or w/e where characters murder eachother just for keks
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33379
>>33377
Did we get back to the tower though?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33380
>>33378
Ah
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33381
33382 33383
>>33377
I banned him before GM noticed, that means I win the saving throw
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33382
>>33381
Wat?
Anonymous
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No.33383
33384 33385
>>33381
>banned
Banned whom pray tell?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33384
33387
>>33383
He also deleted those few posts.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33385
>>33383
I think he means Torc, who hasn't posted since his posts were deleted.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33386
>>33369
This was also edited.
Anonymous
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No.33387
33389
>>33384
Srsly? This again? Really? Trump, what's your game? Are you deliberately trying to discourage anons from participating, cuz it sure looks that way.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33388
33389
Screenshot_2017-12-13-21-55-00-2.png
FUCK THESE FUCKING BANS AND THE FUCKING BITCH WHO GAVE THEM TOO ME
TWO OF THEM
T W O
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33389
33390 33391
>>33387
Oh hush. If people can attack and kill my character while I'm waiting out walking around and thinking of how to respond to Tracy's faggots post about optimum mount size, then I can use 5 minute bans for fun as well. And fuck anyone who is going to attack me without provication like that

>>33388
Kek
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33390
33392
>>33389
>5 min
That second one was 10
And it was hell
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33391
33392
>>33389
Stop deleting posts ITT!
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33392
33393 33394
>>33390
True. The second one was 15 minutes

>>33391
It was as a ban and delete, rather than a normal delete. And if people think they can attack my character without reason like that without getting a joke ban in response, they are mistaken
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33393
33396
>>33392
A B U S E
O F
M O D
P O W E R S

Mrs. Sentry
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No.33394
33395 33396 33398
>>33392
Don't just delet the posts though.
>>33372
*Grows to full size and sits on Trump*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33395
33398 33400
>>33394
Oh so he can ban me? Just cant delete posts?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33396
33397 33399
165468__artist needed_source needed_safe_applejack_fluttershy_pinkie pie_rainbow dash_rarity_twilight sparkle_broom_crossover_dark magic_futurama_mane .png
>>33393
>Always Neutral Evil

>>33394
reeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33397
33401
>>33396
*Noms head*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33398
33403
>>33394
>>33395
But attacking people like that is a really shitty move. If anything should be deleted it's that
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33399
33404
>>33396
YOU WHERE PROMOTED TO BAN THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33400
>>33395
Both.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33401
>>33397
You can't nom me pony!
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33403
33406
>>33398
Learn to handle the bantz!

*Forces tongue down throat*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33404
>>33399
THEN WHY DID YOU SHOOT AT ME!
Anonymous
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No.33405
33407
Okkay, I just gotta say. The bans are kinda fucked up desu. Deleting posts is one thing, but restricting anons is cruel desu.
I'll give Trump a choice; stop with the bans/deletions, OR go Blackguard. I mean, thats SO not Paladin decorum,....
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33406
>>33403
"chck!"
reeeeee
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33407
33408
Rarity_is_ashamed_S1E20.png
>>33405
Okay...
Anonymous
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No.33408
33410
>>33407
Okay which? Blackguard tyrant, or Paladin not-quite-tyrant?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33409
33410
[affectionate monster noises]
*Tongue goes a bit deeper, before retreating*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33410
33411 33413
1121386__safe_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_female_heart_pony_prone_sad_simple background_solo_swastika_trace_transpare.png
>>33408
Paladin not-fully-a-tyrant

>>33409
*Hugs horsey*
*Takes breath*
Anonymous
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No.33411
33413 33414 33415
>>33410
e_e
This whole "shamed pony" act is getting as stale as the last thread. XPPPP
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33412
And thus, I walked out to look upon the field where my shitposts grew. But when I arrived I found them barren. The plague of bans had reached me. All the signs where there, the warnings should have let me know. But alas, I did not listen, and now as a punishment, my shitpost field is barren. Eaten away by the endless stomachs of the bans.
I look at the sunset, tears welling in my eyes as I realize my crop has failed. And I whisper a single word....

"Bitch"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33413
33415
>>33410
*hugs crushingly*
>>33411
This.
Stop cute-posting and actually try to improve.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33414
>>33411
This
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33415
33416
Twilight_unsure_EG.png
>>33411
>>33413
Okay...
Anonymous
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No.33416
33417 33418 33419
>>33415
>Pouf
Trump is now a 3' tall chibi-Trump
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33417
>>33416
TOP KEK
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33418
>>33416
*Hugs chibi-paladin like a baby doll*
/blUD
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No.33419
33420 33421
[1d20 = 2]
>>33416
*Is too small for Tracy to hold*

FUCKING RUN FOR FAE!
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33420
>>33419
>Implying you can escape
yD0KP
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No.33421
33422
[1d20 = 19]
>>33419
Torc trips tiny Trump
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33422
33423 33424
>>33421
*Snatches him up and holds him to her cheek, affectionately*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33423
33425
>>33422
*reeees*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33424
33427
>>33422
HUZZAH, THE TEAMWORK HAS BEEN DOUBLED
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33425
33426 33427
>>33423
*purrs*
>Mommy mode
*Rocks him like like baby, holding him to to her chest fluff*
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33426
33427 33428
>>33425
"Awwww, he's so little!"
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33427
>>33424
Nigger, the demon horse isn't on anyone's team but her's

>>33425
*pouty face*

>>33426
*death glare*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33428
33429
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>>33426
"He's adorable!"
*Pat's paladin on the back until he burps*
>tfw libshits' memes actually come in handy
Anonymous
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No.33429
33430
>>33428
I'm'a vomit on you if you keep that up
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33430
33432
>>33429
>Implying that'd do anything but fire-up her maternal instincts
Anonymous
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No.33431
33433 33439 33486
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>mfw a quick-nerf turned into a story development
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33432
33434
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>>33430
*glares*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33433
33435
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>>33431
This is the best thing since pic related
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33434
33439
>>33432
*Beams happily*
"You're so cute at this size, ~Flashy!"
*Holds to chest*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33435
33436
>>33433
That was hilarious.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33436
33437 33438
>hacking up blood
>got banned from /mlpol/
>cockroach in room
>my poor kitty had giant ass tick
Can tonight get any worse for me?
This isn't a challenge GM
>>33435
Also, it remind me of an idea I had.
GM, besides fucking Death, what else would Torc have to do for a favor from her?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33437
>>33436
>Gib soul
Anonymous
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No.33438
33440 33441
>>33436
>tick
@[email protected] poor kitten
>her
Which 'her' do you mean?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33439
33443
>>33434
reeee

>>33431
Gib size back so I am bigger than Tracy again!
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33440
33442
>>33438
Death
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33441
33442
>>33438
I think he meant Death, since it was said that she'd be a recurring character.
Anonymous
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No.33442
33444 33445
>>33440
>>33441
Ah, well,... did Torc get her number?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33443
>>33439
*Puts on back*
*Struts about in a regal fashion*
"I can't say I don't appreciate you differently at this size Flashy. I think I could get used to it until you're cured."
[Happy pony noises]
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33444
33445 33446
>>33442
Does she accept sacrifice of a leg for valid calling methods?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33445
>>33442
>>33444
>Number
Those trips have to mean something.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33446
33447 33448
>>33444
If you sacrificed your leg to Death, you probably wouldn't get it back..
Anonymous
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No.33447
33449 33450
>>33446
Maybe after it was humped
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33448
33450 33451
>>33446
Bruh what the fuck did you think I meant by sacrifice?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33449
33450
>>33447
Kek
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33450
33452 33453
>>33447
>>33449
I'm not sharing my pony

>>33448
Maybe you have a child you can sacrifice?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33451
33453
>>33448
>Wizard with a wooden leg
That'd work.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33452
33455
>>33450
>Sacrificing others for deific favors
Kike-tier.
Self-mutilation ftw.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33453
33454 33455
>>33450
I am not sacrificing Norfilly
Now, you on the other hand...
>>33451
I was thinking more steampunkish but that works
Anonymous
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No.33454
33455 33456 33457
>>33453
You're seriously gonna go all Saw on your shit, just to get a 'girl's' attention? Thats pretty beta desu
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33455
33458
>>33452
Oh hush. Surely you don't think the powers that beat back Hilary's black magic in the 2016 elections were purchased cheaply?

>>33453
I was not talking about my stepdaughter!
>Sacrifice me
Nigger, I'll go blackguard and sacrifice (you) before that will happen

>>33454
He has no idea how to work with girls
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33456
>>33454
Torc IS beta, but I agree.
He should at least wait until he actually needs it.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33457
33459 33460 33461
>>33454
Its not "to get a girl"
Its for the favor of torturing the information we need out of darkie
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33458
33461 33463
>>33455
>purchased cheaply?
Of course not. We fed Kek gorillions of memes to overpower Moloch.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33459
>>33457
If Darkie still isn't bored enough to talk, we'll just kill him and let Infernius talk to his corpse.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33460
33462 33463
>>33457
He's been starving for days, stuck in a body-cast. Have you tried talking to him? I mean I know I was unresponsive when he was first revived, but he would've been all cheek then. Now he's had time to 'stew in his juices' (did I mention body-casts don't permit bathroom breaks?)
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33461
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>>33457
Nigger, this guy ain't afraid of death. If you want to go that route, let Tracy do it, since she does it for free

>>33458
Only half the story...
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33462
33464
>>33460
I almost feel sorry for him...
*Continues to procrastinate*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33463
33464
>>33458
I may or may not have given part of my soul
My fucking first time dealing with tumblr ass SJWs was campaigning. And they stopped traffic on a busy ass street to yell "fuck you" at me (holding a Trump sign) about a guy holding a "Fuck Trump" sign like it was my fault.
>>33460
LET HIM WAIT
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33464
33465 33466 33467
738879__safe_artist-colon-i am nude_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_broom_frown_janitor_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_request_scruffy_solo.png
>>33462
>Having pity for one's enemies
Anon...

>>33463
This, although I don't know how much I want to risk the information going stale
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33465
>>33464
Almost*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33466
>>33464
HE WILL WAIT
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33467
33468
>>33464
The Drow have probably already spent all of our money..
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33468
>>33467
We can just repossess all of their assets though.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33469
33470 33471
Okay, let me make sure I have this right. I need to:
- Orange-text the escape from Court City
- Prepare/determine what's going to happen with Darkie (but not yet, let him stew)
- Get ahold of death for Torcuil cuz,....

Am I missing anything?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33470
33472
>>33469
How long does Tracy get to play with Tiny Trump?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33471
33473 33474 33475 33477
>>33469
Well fuck, if you guys don't like the idea of Death I'll not it.
Is there a theme that gives me orange text or do I need to do that code thing?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33472
33477
>>33470
IDK, that was just a warning that if he keeps banning I'll have to get creative. Not that my creativity is that much of a hurdle/threat, given that he's a mod and all, but I am creative enough to make it embarrassing
>inb4 ban
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33473
33477
>>33471
I want pinktext, like on /pone/.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33474
33476 33477
>>33471
Options
User CSS
Copy-paste this:
span.quote {
color: #DB7A18;
}

p.intro span.name {
color: #DB7A18;
}

a:link, a:visited, p.intro a.email span.name {
color: #DB7A18;
}

div.post.reply div.body a {
color: #DB7A18;
}

div.boardlist a {
color: #DB7A18;
}

p.intro span.subject {
color: #DB7A18;
}
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33475
33478
>>33471
Death isn't a bad idea, I was just surprised that you'd be willing to cut your leg off for Death's help in an interrogation that doesn't require either death or leg-cutting-off. You're welcome to proceed.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33476
33479
>>33474
YOOOOO
THAT SHIT IS SICK
I love it
>orange has always been my favorite color
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33477
33480 33483 33485
>>33471
Orange colored text is now an option in the options menu on the top right. It replaces greentext

>>33473
We can do that. As a replacement for greentext or as text in posts?

>>33474
Or you can do it the hard way...

>>33472
reeeee
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33478
>>33475
Nah
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33479
33481
>>33476
Praise Pupper and Anon in Orange-text thread, I just camped on their posts
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33480
33481
>>33477
Wait, can we chnage the colors of text using the [] format?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33481
33482
We orange text now!

>>33480
If it's colored like that sure

>>33479
I asked pupper...
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33482
33484
>>33481
Wait, how do we change text color?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33483
33486
>>33477
I meant the text that starts with a "<3".
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33484
>>33482
I mean, without using ">"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33485
33487
Source posts:
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3811
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3812
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3814
>>33477
Cuz copy-paste is the "hard way"?
>reeeee
What do you want from me? IMO not 'desu' so yo know I'm serious banning anons is the one thing I won't abide. Deleted posts can be re-posted, screen-capped, or w/e but bans only cause entropy and salt.

Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33486
33489
Orangetext (2).png
>>33431
Pic related

>>33483
Uh... I don't know how that text feature works...
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33487
33488 33489
>>33485
>entropy and salt
So does shooting a player character who has done absolutely nothing against the person in question while faggot is waiting for a new thread and walking
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33488
33491 33492
>>33487
It was a bantz shot. Meme-tier.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33489
33491 33492
>>33486
>mfw ctrl-o is another macro
Testing
>>33487
I agree it was bantz, but you make a compelling argument
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33490
33491
[o ] [/o ] Orange confirmed
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33491
33492 33495
>>33488
Then so is a five minute ban for "oh well fuck you too." If it were a real ban, it would be three days like the one I gave that barneyfag hours ago

>>33489
>>33490
Huzzah!
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33492
33495 33496
>>33488
I honestly wasn't expecting a 20
>>33489
Hey, he kinda deserved it for >raping Tracy infront of Torc
>>33491
Yeah but 15 minutes was hell
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33493
33494 33496
Does ctrl+g mean green color?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33494
>>33493
Woah
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33495
33498 33501
>>33491
So wait, Nigel-ban confirmed?
>>33492
You niggers don't understand how the dice really work I'm gonna love this
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33496
33499 33501
>>33492
NO! Attack Tracy if you're angry at her stealing your chopsticks or being loud in sex. I did nothing wrong

>>33493
woah

test
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33497
33500 33501
I like oranges.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33498
>>33495
No, it was a random brit picked up from /mlp/ or /qa/ or /trash/ or somewhere who was trolling the people in the anon filly thread
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33499
33500
>>33496
>I did nothing wrong
You initiated secks, in the middle of a dungeon.
Not that Tracy was bothered by it.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33500
33502
>>33497
Do you have a preferred shade of pink for text color?

>>33499
How the fuck is that punishable by being shot????
yD0KP
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No.33501
33504 33505 33508
[20d1 = 20]
>>33497
But do you have an orange tree? Cause I do.

>ITT faggots are amazed by site features while fighting about a fictional shooting
>>33496
Well GM said we could kill eachother....
>>33495
Is this how dice really work?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33502
33503
>>33500
It's not. But again, it was meme-tier.
He could've been revived 5 minutes later, because reasons.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33503
33506
ponk_pink.png
Dark.png
Test

>>33502
WELL GOOD, BECAUSE TORCUIL WAS REVIVED FIVE MINUTES LATER
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33504
33506
>>33501
I do have an orange tree
>20 1's
*Earth explodes*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33505
>>33501
He did say we could kill each other.
yD0KP
?
No.33506
33507 33508
[50d1 = 50]
>>33503
??????
Torc never died...
>>33504
I fucking love orange text. Maybe too much
>earth explodes
Fuck
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33507
33510
>>33506
>Sun explodes
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33508
33510
fluff.gif
>>33501
>tfw was gonna get spoopy
>got shit-posted at instead
>>33506
Yeah, orange is the new bold/italics
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33509
33511
OOOh! Can't wait for the first (legit)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
yD0KP
?
No.33510
33512
[69d420 = 13067]
>>33508
>>33507
Rolling 69d420 because memez
RIP black hole at the center of the Milky Way
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33511
33513
>>33509
We'd have to change the ban message color, or add a new feature for orange ban text
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33512
>>33510
Did I kill everyone?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33513
>>33511
No worries, I called it first; that's all I was after. ^_^

(USER WAS AWESOME FOR THIS POST)
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33514
33515 33516
Alright you loveable faggots, I have to crash so I can get up early to call in sick to work. Try not to drive each-other off in the meantime? You already scared off Ebin,.... Xp
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33515
>>33514
G'night.
I got shit to do tomorrow so I think I'm leaving to
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33516
>>33514
Goodnight.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33517
We have Pink Text now!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33518
33519
P.S. No Trumps were harmed during the shooting in the head.

He's still chibi though
/blUD
?
No.33519
33525 33527
>>33518
>No shoot in head
Yay
>Is chibi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
\r
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33525
33526
>>33519
I didn't say Trump wasn't shot in the head, I said he wasn't harmed by it. It still hurt like a bitch.
testing
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33526
>>33525
No. Fuck that and fuck torcuil
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33527
33529
>>33519
*Hugs*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33529
33530
full (1).gif
>>33527
>"KILL THE WIZARD"
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33530
33531
>>33529
>'[Fuzzy static sounds]'
[hormonal giggling]
"..~Tee-hee-hee..!"
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33531
33532
>>33530
>"Then Put me down so I may do it myself"
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33532
33533
>>33531
Lol no
*Holds on the air and giggles hysterically*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33533
33534 33535
>>33532
Fuck It

Contacting better mount
>"Fae, Charge and pounce this NAP Violating son of a bitch"
/blUD
?
No.33534
33536 33537
[3d20 = 28]
>>33533
Charge, and Pounce faggot

Bite, Claw, and Claw
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33535
>>33533
Nice Pali
*Brutal nuzzling intensifies*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33536
33537 33538
>>33534
>regrets not buffing kitty with bull's strength
She's got a +18 on that first attack, and I think +13 on all of the remainder. He has almost no armor, so an AC of like 15. I think that means every strike hits
/blUD
?
No.33537
33539
[2d6+5 = 11]
[2d6+5 = 12]
[2d6+10 = 14]
>>33534
>>33536
Damage should be 2d6 +4 plus strength for bite and 2d6 +2 plus half strength for each claw
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33538
33539
>>33536
Stats don't matter. We all know Torc is squishy.
*Curls into fluffball around Tiny Trump*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33539
33540
>>33537
>Does 37 damage in a single round
>Torcuil has what - 48 HP?
That's a very good kitty

>>33538
Stats make it a hell of a lot more fun though. Also, Fae has been underated
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33540
33541
>>33539
*Strokes hair*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33541
33542
>>33540
You're a pony now. You're bigger, but not by a giant margin
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33542
33543
>>33541
*Turns into full-sized hoers*
*Nuzzles*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33543
33544 33545
>>33542
Should Torcuil be finished off or left bleeding? No way in hell he'd succeed in a concentration check for spell casting that round
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33544
>>33543
GM isn't here, so best to assume it's left at "Torc got bitten and clawed really badly", for now.
yD0KP
?
No.33545
33546
[1d20 = 9]
>>33543
You better hope bitch
Rolling for concentration
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33546
33547
>>33545
Snek can still attack.
yD0KP
?
No.33547
33548 51124
[1d20 = 12]
>>33546
Thx m8
Snek grapple check (idk how to calculate bonuses)
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33548
33550 51124
>>33547
Grapple who?
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33550
33551 51124
>>33548
U
>Mr. Snek has 19 strength, whats the bonus
>>33549
Ayyy lmao
/blUD
?
No.33551
33552 33554
[3d20 = 49]
>>33550
Great. Dumb Ass

Fae full round attack
yD0KP
?
No.33552
33555
[2d8+4 = 16]
[1d20+6 = 21]
>>33551
Rolling for Mr. Snek's constrict
/blUD
?
No.33554
33556
[2d6+5 = 15]
[2d6+5 = 12]
[2d6+10 = 14]
>>33551
>Rolled a 20
That last hit should be rolled again for the possibility of double damage, but you've got like only 21 HP before you are dead and 11 before you are unconcious, so I'll wait
yD0KP
?
No.33555
33556
[2d8+4 = 8]
[1d20+6 = 11]
>>33552
Weird, rearanged them
First is 2d8+4 second is 1d20+6
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33556
33557
>>33555
Ignore those rolls, that was an accedent
>>33554
Yiure the one attacking me after a joke
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33557
33558
>>33556
The "joke" was an attack. Fuck you
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33558
33559
>>33557
Hmmmm
Guess who's going to become Laocoön today?
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33559
33561
>>33558
I don't know what Laocoon is, but you're dead with a single round past the first
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33560
33561 33563
>tfw trump banned me for 24 hours
serously fuck you trump i hope you get raped by a pack of communist niggers catch aids and die, also im quitting this fucking site because the ucking mods are no better than 4cuck.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33561
33562
>>33560
Who is u?
>>33559
Greek mythology, look it up
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33562
33564
>>33561
infernuis
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33563
33564
>>33560
Bye!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33564
>>33562
>salute
You will be missed friend
>>33563
AAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33565
33566 33567
All I have ever wanted out of you people while trying to play a damn game is to be left alone. Instead, you fuckers all shoot me, steal from me, attack me, and attack my cat. Fuck you all
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33566
33568
>>33565
cry me a river faggot. you are the biggest douchebag her,
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33567
33568
>>33565
If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33568
33569
>>33567
Well then bans are part of the heat

>>33566
Fuck off and fuck you
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33569
33570
>>33568
why are you such a cocksucker?
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33570
33571 33576
>>33569
Because I want to be left alone by you fucks, and you all won't leave me alone
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33571
33572
>>33570
you attack torc almost daily, and you expect me to not do anything? i stop evil i dont go along with it.
/blUD
?
No.33572
33574 33575
>>33571
No I don't you imbecilic fuck. This is literally the first time ever that I attacked Torcuil, and this after he fucking shot me.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL
. If you try to stop me after that, then (you) are evil
\r
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33574
33578 33579
>>33572
Lets see, stole shit and then attacked me when I asked for it back

Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33575
33577
>>33572
oh trump please give me back that potion you STOLE from me
fuck you stop attacking me.poceds to attack torc for no reason
oy vey goyim You are the evil one.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33576
33577 33578
>>33570
Everyone else is able to resolve their issues through gameplay and bantz. Why do you have to delet/ban things to handle your shit?
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33577
33580 33583
>>33576
I'm trying to resolve it through gameplay and bantz. Don't get in my way of doing that

>>33575
Torcuil was never attacked in that encounter. Nothing happened
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33578
33579 33583 33616 33629
>>33576
>>33574
im done, it was fun playing with torc tracy and thez.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33579
>>33574
What attacks did I make? Tell me. None.

>>33578
Fucking leave
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33580
33581
>>33577
>Trying
No you aren't. You delet/ban shit that doesn't go your way almost every session.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33581
33582
>>33580
I was trying to in this encounter. Then you fuckers ganged up on me
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33582
33585
>>33581
>Ganged up
I didn't do shit, and maybe people wouldn't be so eager to do so if you didn't ban them all the time.

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33583
33584 33585
>>33577
Iirc you drew your sword and slashed
>>33578
I'm gonna miss you
Didn't know I could get banned for shitposting
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33584
>>33583
This...
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33585
33587
>>33582
You were offering advice
>>33583
No, I never drew sword and slashed Torcuil

You can get banned on any site for shitposting. 4chan or here. Do a control f of our ban list, you'll see it is true
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33586
33590
Bye faggots
I may be back later.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33587
33588
>>33585
>Offering advice to a player is bannable
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33588
33589
>>33587
Oh it was for like 15 minutes. Cry me a fucking river
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33589
33590 33591
>>33588
That's beside the point.
You take this game so fucking personally that you can't bear to "lose" at anything so much that you resort to banning/deleting things just because it makes you feel superior, and it spoils the fun for everyone else.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33590
>>33586
I would like to clairfy I am not quiting /mlpol/, but I may be quiting mixxed nuts
>>33589
This
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33591
>>33589
Why do you take the deletions so personally? It doesn't stop you.

I want to not be shot for no reason at all, and I want to be left alone to duel players when that needs to happen. And it's no fucking fun for me when that isn't allowed
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33593
33594 33595
>deletions
They're annoying, disruptive, and downright insulting. Stop trying to erase everything you don't like.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33594
33596
>>33593
Sure, just don't attack me when I am not asking for it and let me duel when that needs to happen
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33595
33596
>>33593
>Implying all this other bullshit isn't annoying disruptive, and insulting
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33596
33597
>>33594
No Anon. That's not how fantasy games work. ANYONE can do ANYTHING they want.
>>33595
>Implying implications

Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33597
33598
>>33596
If you are going to use the "anything I want to" logic, why shouldn't I do the same right back at you? That's how image boards work, isn't it?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33598
33599
>>33597
Yeah, within the fucking game.
If you just ban Anons for no other reason than that you want to, everyone will just get pissed off and leave, just like what happened to /mlp/.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33599
>>33598
People can get pissed off and leave for shit that happens in the game as well
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33600
I don't have time to deal with this horseshit. See y'all later, maybe
/blUD
?
No.33601
33602 33627
I'm a maybe as well. I wish I had more self control than I do.

I just want to say Fuck you GM. None of this would have happened had you not actively, explicitly, and deliberately abetted it. No one wanted the players to attack each other except you. None of us had any reason to be strongly mad at each other. YOU caused this
\r
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33602
33603 33610
>>33601
What is your problem?! Nobody else had a problem with the characters attacking each other. It was stated that the purpose of the Entertron so that all the characters could explode and dismember each other like Looney Toons, and still go back to adventuring like nothing ever fucking happened. Infernius ate my character's eyeball; I lit his on fire: Nobody but you ever took it so personally, because IT'S ALL IMAGINARY! You get so butthurt about imaginary stuff that happens in game that you resort to retaliating outside of the game through abuse of moderation, and you do it at the risk of the future of not only The Game but the site as well, all because you can't handle the bantz!
Fuck you!
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33603
33604
>>33602
Is there a future anymore?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33604
33605
>>33603
I don't know. You may have ruined it.
You were certainly eager for Infernius to leave.
/blUD
?
No.33605
>>33604
Well, I guess it's my time to ride off into the sunset

Perhaps in a future version of the game, a party going east may come across the MAGA hat wearing black guard. The one with no formal name, but who rides (and sleeps with) a fiendish black horse. Whp has an undead vice-president as a servant. He carries a magic and cursed Warhammer, one like those of the ancient devils who destroyed your old world, and whom you thought you'd escaped. And he's rumored to have not one, but two suits of armor
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33609
33618 33629
Maybe this will help me

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Anonymous
zzaU3
?
No.33610
33611 33612
>>33602
How do you orange text?
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33611
>>33610
Put a "[o ]" in front of the text you want.
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33612
>>33610
Testing can be done on >>>/test/
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33613
sad_spike__please_read_description__by_xxwingsxonxvenxx-d4totoq.png
DJ-storming-hope-s-depression-my-little-pony-36845262-1024-600.png
>mfw
>Tfw
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33614
881289__questionable_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_belly button_cake_clothes_food_monochrome_panties_pubic hair_semi-dash-anth.jpg
I has sad nao...
Oh well.. The Game was supposed to be on recess this week, with just bantz and shitposting in between.. Idk how long the "recess" will last now though..
I got mad because reasons.. but I still want to play again.. Even if some players want to take a long break..
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33615
44016
Thez walks up to Trump and looks him up and down, the expression on her face is a completely blank and emotionless stare. She hits him with a Stunning Fist and removes the Girdle of Giant's strength. She hits him again, and then takes Sugoito. "You can have them back later if you want them."
She then walks up to Infernius, and takes the modified Glaive. After a moment of fiddling with the fittings and rivets, she removes the bladed head, leaving her bare staff once again. She throws the blades aside, which sink into a nearby wall. Unbuckling a few straps from the Glider-harness, the wings fall to the floor.
She then walks to the sout-west door, kicks it open, and <whoooof>.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33616
33617 33619 33646 33662
mfw Infernius.png
>>33578
>mfw Infernius is gone
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33617
33619
>>33616
Same, I'm gonna miss the bastard
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33618
>>33609
Awww fuck.
Well, he's gone for the fucking month.
Whoopty-fucking-doo, that doesn't do anything but make me even more pissed.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33619
33620
1047022__safe_artist-colon-heir-dash-of-dash-rick_applejack_crying_crying inside_daily apple pony_earth pony_meme_pony_reaction image_sad_solo_try not .png
>>33616
>>33617

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33620
>>33619
Same
Anonymous
ExoIp
?
No.33621
33622 33623 33629
1501441955213-4.png
I hope the joy comes back to the game, and that this storm can pass.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33622
33623 33629
1363522590729.gif
>>33621
This
I don't want to be alone.. not again..
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33623
33624 33629
d825235a0b34cbcb89559072026e4f4d.jpg
>>33622
>>33621
Same.
Can another Mod undo the foolish ban of Trump's faggot?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33624
33625
>>33623
I ant to see if Infernius is ever coming back first...
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33625
33626
>>33624
Fair point, I can accept that
But him banning himself was a retarded pity move to get him out of discussing the topic
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33626
33629
fuckin...whatever.JPG
>>33625
Either way, he's got his finals this week to focus on. He could use a time out...
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33627
>>33601
You can criticize me all you want. I'm not faultless in all this, and I admit to having goaded several parties throughout the process of this downward spiral. As far as not attacking eachother "except me", I find that to be an unsupportable claim. As far as not having had any reason to be strongly mad at eachother, I likewise find that to be unsupportable. As to "me" causing this, again I have some admitted culpability but to claim that I caused this is at least a stretch and at most an exercise in blame shifting.
Let us first indicate that aside from some shit-posting and haxx usage (the stones) no one has ever died in this game. No one. In fact, the most grievous injuries sustained were by Thez and Lenos, who tore at eachother over a bet that Lenos rigged. You can say "both were controlled by you at the time and throughout" and that is correct, but my portrayal of Lenos is/was both accurate and consistent and was later confirmed/validated by Lenos' player. By goading players to attack one another, I was hoping that players might realize "hey, its not the end of the world if we get beaten about a bit, even if its us beating eachother about". As Tracy's player pointed out, there's the Entertron, as well as the spell-casting ability of Trump, Infernius, and Torcuil, which can undo pretty much anyone so maligned.
Tl;dr Its a fucking game. I have a hard time believing that anyone ITT has never died in a game and kept on playing in spite of it, multi-player or no.

As for players who are contemplating quitting and/or not participating - either entirely or in a gameplay sense - take your time and don't feel compelled. This has been the longest running, as well as the most constant and continuous (as in, both overall duration, and density of play during that duration) RP game of any sort I have ever seen, excluding shit like WOW, Everquest, etc. That its been almost entirely text/post-based is to everyone's credit, and no matter how things progress (if) I can state unequivocally that everyone has been phenomenal.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33628
33629
trace.jpg
*contemplates the fragility of existence*
I still want to play...
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33629
33630 33634
>>33578
Nobully, but I hope that you're like me and that after making a declaration of departure from wherever, you can't resist the temptation to peek back and see what the outcome was.
If you wish to quit the game/site as you've indicated, let me just state that your participation has been irreplaceable. All the Thez/Infernius stuff (which I'll get to) aside, your character portrayal made Infernius 'real' and 'tangible', to the point where years from now I will make numerous references to "A minotaur character who...." in whatever game I find myself running or playing in. Top marks.
>>33609
On the subject of "my fault", you're right for a big reason, but not the reason you may be thinking. Trump's portrayal has been very non-paladin for the majority of the time, and I've turned a blind eye to it because I'm a bit of a softy towards players. For one it amused me (though not always) and for two it fit with the "Random FFA" atmosphere that the game is supposed to have. When watching those "How to B betterer GM/Player", I kept noticing how the absolute devotion to the established rules was purported to be paramount, suggesting that doing so would avoid friction and strife. I felt/feel that being more permissive to players - especially players less familiar with the rules and game 'engine' - makes for a more inclusive, less serious, and overall more enjoyable experience, especially given the image-board nature of this interaction. So yes, among the faults I have displayed, allowing players to run more free than the rules allow is one of them.
>>33621
You,... you're good you. We haven't had the chance to develop your character mostly cuz timezones and shit. The first week of January I'll be working on an alternate shift schedule, and will be available during hours that more fit your situation. I hope that this will be,... maybe not resolved, but perhaps somewhat repaired by then.
>>33622
This gives me mixed feelings. On the one hand I feel the same way (in several contexts), on the other hand I am actually quite pleased to see Tracy Cage - as a player controlled character and as an OC idea - showing attachment and fondness for others. I mean, from what I've gathered about the OC, Tracy isn't exactly fond of anyone, and is entirely a loner. TO see her saddened by the thought of being alone is bittersweet desu.
>>33623
>>33626
I think that would be an exercise in futility. If he chooses to return, or keep his distance entirely, that's his choice and I respect it. I truly wish him the best. I hope that the past few months have amped up his creative juices, such that he may reign terror down on illegals and criminals with newfound enthusiasm and innovative ability, and if we never hear from Trump again, please know and understand; he will be missed, and like with Infernius, I'll be sharing anecdotes in the future about "Paladin Trump" and his exploits.
>>33628
Thank you. I'll be wracking my brain for several hours, days, and perhaps weeks to try and figure out how to make that happen, consistent (or not-so) with the story.
Anonymous
ExoIp
?
No.33630
33631 33632 33656
1491368848852.png
>>33629
Time heals all wounds.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33631
33633
>>33630
Cute poners help too.
>hugs
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33632
33633
062.png
>>33630

Anonymous
ExoIp
?
No.33633
rainbow_dash_and_scootaloo_by_chipmagnum-d5f7gfx.png
>>33631
>>33632
They sure do
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33634
33635
these things take time.png
>>33629
Well I'll be out for a while.. I have a whole bunch of things in meatspace to handle...
I'll still check in on whatever you post here, probably..
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33635
33636
>>33634
I'm still not done text-walling, and I'll be looking forward to your return.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33636
33637 33639
>>33635
Still here. Post away.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33637
33638
>>33636
The next bit will take me some time, as I'm not finished processing and analyzing, let alone trying to spit it out coherently.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33638
only the dead can know peace from having to draw Rarity's fucking hair from multiple angles.jpg
>>33637
ok
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33639
>>33636
One of the things I noticed early on when playing on-board is that the separation of players allowed me to identify with characters more than live/in-person gaming. With the ability to visualize the characters being limited only to input and not interactive human elements, the characters in a way became more authentic even if that authenticity was largely biased by my own understanding of the archetypes and symbols. Basically, I could identify with the characters more because I was interpreting them based on my ability to understand the motivations and actions intuitively and not exhaustively declared or discussed. This led me to develop an attachment to each character individually, as well as the group, as each character represents fundamental dispositions in humans generally and individuals specifically. This led me to develop the interest in seeing characters able to express themselves less restrictively and more freely. I haven't checked the logs, but the only times I recall taking offense at player actions is when they infringed on others, in a meta sense. Specific to Tracy, I particularly identify with her character, in that she has alot in common with Thez. I hope your reasons for playing a dark/edgy character are not comparable to my reasons for playing mine, but seeing Tracy open up did give me a sense of satisfaction I hadn't anticipated.
Which of course brings me to the elephant in the room. Thez. This campaign was created and developed for countless reasons, but Thez is a big one. I've previously blog-posted details about her origins (both in-game and not) and I won't belabor the point with more. That she is an individuated aspect of my own psychological expression is unusual in the least; that purposes and benefits of the game have grown and increased is obvious, but so to is the fact that I just wanted a place to let her play, and that she made allies and friends brought out elements of me which had either atrophied, or had all-but died off entirely. At the beginning, Thez was and had always been aloof, detached, a bit playful but in a dismissive sense, and a shameless rapist. Through interactions with Tracy and Infernius in particular - not dismissing or disregarding Trump or Torcuil - and the story that developed, I found her motivations and interests changing. Tracy was kind of like a sister to her, and Infernius,... well I'm still getting to that. Beyond my own attachment/appreciation of the characters, Thez did too and moreso, which was completely unexpected and threw me for a loop on more than one occasion. As a character and as a dissociated identity she literally shifted alignment, because players and characters became important to her. In many ways, Thez was the embodiment of black-pills, but in all the to-do that has gone on she expressed happiness and joy and excitement for the first time ever.
Yes, there's still more.

Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33640
33656
Torcuil's presence/participation was very mentoring for her, as he's a character who had experienced significant and damaging trauma, but had led him to a completely contrary disposition. Thez knows that Torcuil's attitude is more conducive for social acceptability and that's part of the reason she was not want to be less contrarian in general form, which was always a self-defense mechanism to avoid being attached and/or involved with others, in game or out.
Trump was very much - not universally but as far as the party dynamic - the villain to her, in that he always seemed to be making demands or generally dictate either to the party or to the NPC society. He was not always this way, but that was the overall impression he made, which touched several nerves for me on several occasions as his behavior and demeanor triggered memories of experiences which led me to develop Thez to the degree that she was Thez. Before many long changes and developments, Thez was Gilana "my Dwelf bitch", and the refinements and gameplay that made her into Thez were a parallel of my personal shifting of subconscious/unconscious motivations and responses (whether recent or distant) into conscious ones (read: long-overdue sorting). As a result of all that, Trump often infuriated her and me, resulting in behaviors which I recognize in hindsight were in error, not that that excuses anything.
At the same time, I identify with Trump in his insistence, resolve, and lack of restraint when asserting himself as either the authority or as an authority participating amongst more-or-less authoritative individuals. He is very much like myself when operating in a professional capacity, and he is also very much like individuals I have both hated and also learned greatly from, even if I curse their names to this day (no, Barry is not one of them).
eskaF
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No.33641
33643 33644 33656
When I started this game, what I wanted perhaps the most was a second start on this side of the Internet. I wanted to escape my discord username. To me, it represented everything I was and accomplished since I started in late April. And I didn't like it. I didn't like me, who I was, or what I had done in the intervening months. So I was happy to come here starting on a clean slate - except of course that I wanted to draw from my infamy as waifu thief, where I had been happy to play the villain.

But unsurprisingly, a change of nane changed nothing. The person I hated over the summer was not changed with a name change. I fell into all of the same faults, all of the sane errors, and arguably worse habits. I had failed. I have failed.

I love you all though, and I wish it were not as it is. I am sorry, GM. I am sorry Tracy's faggot. I am sorry Infernius's faggot. And I'm sorry even to Torcuil's faggot. I would say more, but I don't think my words have meaning
\r
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33642
My gaming experience has been that players can and will always act in an unpredictable manner, necessitating a fluidity and agility in the progression of the gameplay story. That experience did not sufficiently prepare me mentally for the degree that this party has defied expectation. I've spent more hours concocting effective explanations and etymological structures, possible encounters, dialogue, etc. - the bulk of which would never have seen the light of day anyhow - which ended up crumpled up in a metaphorically piling-over trash can than I could ever have imagined. Thats not a criticism, or a lecturing statement, its a credit to the ingenuity, creativity, and authenticity of the players and characters here. I revel (mostly, there have been a few oversized-anime, behind-the-head teardrops) in working to develop the structure so that it makes some sense, while engaging in mental gymnastics to respond to character actions in the moment. To say that this game has helped me to evolve as an individual creatively and meditatively (and psychologically Xp) is the understatement of the year, and that's after/alongside the countless developments I've made in and around Mlpol in general, from Apr 1st onwards. This game has resulted in an observable/tangible shift in disposition and overall demeanor which has been observed and commented on by my friends, associates, and colleagues, and I'll be forever grateful for that even if the game grinds to a halt (which, I hope it doesn't). This game literally makes less desirable aspects of living in this world - with all the red and blackpills I've swallowed over the years - worth it to a degree that leaving it (especially in the midst of an unresolved conflict) often results in a feeling of extreme depression, which I am also able to observe and address all thanks to everyone participating as they have.
Yep, still more to come.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33643
>>33641
>ban-evading
MOOOOOOOODS
Kidding, I love you to no homo
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33644
33656
>>33641
And without knowing it, you've hit on another element which I might not have thought to address. I know these text-walls are awfully blog-posty, but I'm not going to assume to speak for anyone else so that's that.
With the advent and development of Mlpol, I've been saying "I love you" to anons who I'll never meet, in the sense of "You guys are great, I like being around and interacting with you in a digital sense". Its been years since the last time I even thought the words, let alone expressed them, outside my individual partnership and that with my cats. With those anons in this thread, I can unreservedly say "I love you", to a degree of sincerity that invokes a sadness that I may never meet you in person. While I know very little about your personal circumstances, I do care about your personal success and think about you - especially you Trump, who I am overjoyed at the thought of you becoming a successful and effective prosecutor/deportation-advocate - often and fondly as I spend hours each day working my own profession and mentally neglecting it to contemplate the game.
Tl;dr Your words do have meaning, and seeing you exclude yourself - though I hope doing so is precisely what you need and enables you to succeed better in relation to whatever obligations/aspirations you are tending to - makes me sad. I hope you will come back, but until then, gambatte.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33645
33648
fuck.jpg
I has sad...
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33646
33647 33662
mfw Infernius.png
>>33616

Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33647
>>33646
Don't remind me, I'll get to that bit in a minute after I finish some meat-space stuff and do an in-game explain of how Thez is gonna get the party out of this,... nobully but that's a a particularly lethal set of circumstances that have been engendered.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33648
33649
>>33645
Do you want me here?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33649
>>33648
I want everyone here...
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33650
34818
Alright. To start this off, I'll say I am not sure that Fae would respond to Trump's directives in the manner that she did, but there are several reasons why she would. Beyond that, Fae's onslaught would have been sufficient to take him down, though had I been present Thez would have jumped in on Torcuil's behalf. Its a sticky situation that can't be undone by GM edit so I'll just let it have played out as it did and, though NOT without misgivings, I'll say that Thez was distracted examining the room and looking/thinking of a way out of the situation and couldn't respond quickly enough (both from shock and disbelief). In response to the situation (more to the meta than the actual gameplay desu, she's detachedly watched characters kill eachother before since she knows party-infighting death is far from final in this world) she grabbed what she felt she needed and went about it the only way she knew how: tactically, surgically, head on, and on her own. She knows that undead have particular abilities and skills which can have a lasting effect on a character's death, so to avoid the possibility of any of happening - as this was most assuredly a trap - she also knew it was formulated without appreciating her skills and abilities, especially when she's serious,... which she is deadly so at the moment.
And so, she kicked in the south-west door and wasted no time taking full advantage of some of her abilities/tools which the party has seen and knows, as well as a few others she's been saving "for a rainy day". As the door swung shut behind her, the GM smiles wryly, as she completely failed to notice that the modified Glaive stuck in the rock, and the party could have dug their way out with it.
A while passes, almost entirely soundlessly, except for an occasional and highly muffled 'thud' being detectable from another area.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33651
33652
Snatches up glaive like a greedy Jew.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33652
33653
>>33651
Its just the head, Thez took the staff so she could Gandalf-murder
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33653
33654
>>33652
The edges are the only part she cares about. I was going to have her do it anyway; themood just wasn't right...
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33654
33658
>>33653
Can has, those blades have been with Thez for fucking ever - including some bad memories - which is part of the reason she tried to give them to Tracy previously
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33655
And since I'm being all transparency, those blades were originally one blade, which was broken early on when Thez went to bad places.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33656
33657 33659 33665 33681
>>33641
Ah fucking hell, I forgive you.
I love you to, and I guess fighting will be a part of this game. As long as we come come teoa resolution I guess we'll be fine. No homo but seriously
>>33630
Plz gib more adorable ass shit
>>33640
>people actually like my character
HORRAY I HAVEN'T FAILED
>>33644
>and on that day, manly tears where shed
Y'all are fucking fun ass group. I don't wanna see us get torn apart over some shitty ideas...

ESPECIALLY MY shitty ideas
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33657
>>33656
*Pats back*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33658
>>33654
>she wanted to give them away
Oh, I always thought she actually wanted them back..
Anonymous
ExoIp
?
No.33659
33660 33661
luna_celestia_launch.png
>>33656
>playtime senses tingling
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33660
>>33659
>Moon Ship
Kek..
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33661
33665
>>33659
>Torc's father sense tingles
"THEZ, GET ME OO THE FUCKING TOWER!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33662
33663 33665 33672
>>33646
>>33616
"the swastika is actually on my chest."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33663
33664
>>33662
YOU FUCKING GLORIOUS BASTARD
YOU AIN'T LEAVEN AGAIN
>Chains faggot's soul to /mlpol/ servers
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33664
33666 33672 33681
>>33663
what can i say these threads in particular are like crack cocaine to me.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33665
33666 34818
>>33662
You, I've been hoping you might show, if just for a bit. Don't go anywhere if you don't mind me saying.
>>33661
I haven't explained why yet, but yes, the next part involves everyone getting out of Court City and making their way back to the Tower. Thez will have revived Torcuil with the stick, and though there might be a bit of awkward in the air, everyone is free to operate as desired, while Thez pops herself in the microwave.
>>33656
Stahp, I am deliberately avoiding favorites by having everyone be a favorite, for different reasons and in different senses, but Torcuil is equally there.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33666
33667 33668
>>33665
I mean't I actually didn't fail at character devolpment and I'm not completely failing at the game aspect
>>33664
Corection, a crack cocaine addiction is easier to explain to people
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33667
33668 33669
>>33666
>easier to explain
FUKKING KEK THIS
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33668
33669
>>33666
trips confirm.
>>33667

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33669
33670
>>33667
>>33668
>Yo bro, why can't you hang put anymore
Cause I'm now in the middle of a 3 month long rpg campaign on a website for nazi horsefuckers...
>everyone backs away slowly
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33670
33671
>>33669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGXvmb0oOUw
i told an irl friend about the campaign and link him[/p
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33671
33673
>>33670
You are a braver faggot than me
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33672
33674
6ad.jpg
>>33662
>>33664
>mfw
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33673
33676 33677
1513210520107.png
>>33671
>tfw we're still friends and he might even want to join
>downside hes kinda a normal fag.

Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33674
33675 33676 33681
1357807__safe_artist-colon-wingedwolf94_edit_oc_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_animated_anondorable_blushing_-colon-c_cute_floppy ears_gif_-fwslash-mlp-fw.gif
>>33672

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33675
33680
>>33674
*tassels mane*
You adorable bastard..!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33676
33678 33680
>>33673
>normal fag
Oh, I'm sure that'll clear up right quick
>>33674
For obvious reasons, the whole spiel about Infernius and Thez is one I'm approaching with kid gloves emblazoned with "no homo" all across the surface,... but its there and remains un-explained.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33677
>>33673
>tfw my friend is on the "anyone who like mlp is a gay pedophile" bandwagon
>when I told him about the 4cuck april's first joke he thought it was terrible and stupid

I need new friends
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33678
33679 33685
>>33676
hes a huge weeaboo
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33679
33682 33685
>>33678
Spongebpb is best anime
It touches the most deep and intresting political and social issues
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33680
33685
>>33675
D'awwwww
>>33676
go full homo.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33681
33682
>>33664
This
>>33656
>>33674
D'aww
*hugs*
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33682
33683
movies-batman-and-robin-mr-freeze.jpg
>>33679
i prefer the new season of the duck tales anime.
>>33681
accepts hug on one condition:Chill out.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33683
33684
>>33682
This.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33684
>>33683
Nigger I didn't offer to hug you
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33685
33687 33691
>>33678
No fault there, I was a weeb up until Apr 1st.
>>33679
This, Spongebob made me more receptive to MLP (implicitly)
>>33680
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that
old-school reference
That's something that I'll have to do very carefully to avoid offending my own sensibilities. In time tho. "You big oaf."

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33687
33689 33694 33695
>>33685
>I'm sorry dave
I liked the book, Just couldn't really get into the movie.
Can we get out of this cave?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33688
33690 33694 33695
>I'll say I am not sure that Fae would respond to Trump's directives in the manner that she did, but there are several reasons why she would. Beyond that, Fae's onslaught would have been sufficient to take him down
I want more on this. Like if you could give a psychology of Fae, I'd love that. Also, what exactly are you saying did[ happen? That Fae got off one round or two on Torcuil. Mostly because I want to know if 37 damage is enough.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33689
33694 33695 33696
>>33687
This.
Tracy has to feed her birds.
I wouldn't mind a Level-up though..
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33690
33693
>>33688
>what exactly are you saying did[ happen
Shitposting.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33691
33692
>>33685
hurr i geb da reference.
>>33686
>jerks off to fat ork sjws
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33692
>>33691
I deleted it when I realized it wasn't actually funny.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33693
33695
>>33690
Mixed nuts: shitposting is literally magic
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33694
33697
>>33687
>>33688
>>33689
we should make a unit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMdzijmBnT8
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33695
>>33687
>>33689
Ur out of the cave, back at the tower. I just haven't explained how yet.
>>33688
WIll do gimme a sec
>>33693
Spoopy magic
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33696
>>33689
Don't worry, Trollestia has you covered

We'll take a level up once we've actually killed H
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33697
33698 33699 33700 33703
>>33694
Can you cast Earthquake yet?
I'm eager to just destroy the entire fucking dungeon, and fly out.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33698
>>33697
why yes, yes i can.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33699
33701 33704
>>33697
Will it bypass the magical barriers?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33700
>>33697
I mean, Torc could make a shield, and wouldn't every worker crushed under the rubble count as a party kill? We could such it with Recreational Nukes.
Then, we could just rebuild the Court City from scratch.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33701
33702 33704
>>33699
We could still use magic inside of the dungeon. Why not just destroy it all?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33702
33705
>>33701
I mean to get out of it
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33703
33715
>>33697
Then, we could lead and army to finish off the court, and excavate the rubble for loot. We could collect body parts of executives, and torture them for information.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33704
33709
1512986445222.jpg
>>33701
this is a good idea.
>>33699
*hug?*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33705
>>33702
The barrier shouldn't work if the entire city is kill.
There also has to be a spell Torc can cast to make the Earthquake stronger.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33706
1fpxdl.jpg
DID SOMEONE SAY FUCKING RECREATIONAL NUKES?
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33707
33710 33711 33713
Those are all wonderful ideas, but just like you guys like to murder eachother while I'm away, Thez mobbed through the whole place (getting brutalized in the process, but no worse for wear) and pulled everyone out,... though there were much easier ways of doing so than even she was aware. As she leads the party through a mess of gore and bodies - mostly undead but with several abominations and otherworldly previously-living things - the party is guided to an outside entrance which is likewise lined and covered with bodies.
"Most of the heavy hitters were Vampires (who turn to gas when they're killed to avoid dying) and Liches (who you have to find their phylactery to truly kill). They'll be back, but alot of their proficient and useful troops are kill,... but they'll be back."
It is at this point that the party makes their (assumed desired) way back to Tower.
Tracy, I know what you're thinking, no; everything thats strewn about is mundane. You can assume to acquire as many bits and giblets as you like, but nothing fancy is available.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33708
33714 33715
And since you can't teleport out of the dungeon, H could plausibly be crushed to death.
Magnitude 10 Earthquake when?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33709
>>33704
Kek, D'aww
*hugs*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33710
>>33707
Okay...
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33711
33730
>>33707
is her womb okay?
*heals just in case.*
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33713
33716
>>33707
>Torc still has bits of dinosaur
I WILL SPARE NO FUCKING EXPENCE
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33714
33719
>>33708
It's specifically stated H did teleport out through unknown means. And Earthquake spell could cause damage, but it not a real earthquake with the power of a thousand atomic bombs, it's a localized damage structure spell
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33715
33717
>>33703
No spoilers, but an army may indeed be necessary.
>>33708
Yeah about that, teleporting in was impossible because the material the compound is composed of prevents scrying and ethereal (through wall) shenanigens. There was nothing preventing teleporting out (as H did so right in front of the party) but Thez is dense in several ways and never put 2 and 2 together. Teleporting out was always an option, but no one tried it.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33716
33718 33727
>>33713
This.
Scrape literally every bit of creature off the ground.
If we can't take/sell them, we'll just kill them again for XP.

Hey, if you take a liche's finger and ressurect it, is the lich destroyed?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33717
33727
>>33715
If I had that helm I sure as shit would have
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33718
33720 33721
>>33716
lifewillfindaway.scroll
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33719
>>33714
It should at least be strong enough to take down a building.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33720
33722
>>33718
shitLibtardMeme.Parchment
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33721
33722
>>33718
Good wizard.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33722
33724
>>33720
notunderstandingjurrasicpark.fossil
>>33721
Thx
Torc looks for Norfilly. (You still here?)
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33723
33727
>the you were going to suggest Earthquake last week but you wanted to wait for the right moment
I wanted to destroy everything..
Oh well, did the party drag back anything interesting on this adventure? Aside from the weird red cow?
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33724
33725 33726
>>33722
NotKnowingLiberalsUseThatShitMemeWayTooMuch.Papyrus
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33725
>>33724
>ItWasGoodInThisContext.GoatHide
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33726
>>33724
idontreallygiveashitbecauseididntknow.messangerpigeon
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33727
33728
>>33716
Liches evaporate when destroyed
>>33717
You did have that helm. Don't make me look up the helm of flash-step, I am certain it was listed.
>>33723
A better understanding of an opponent faction, which consists primarily of elite level undead which maintain their own means of self-preservation, and are organized and otherwise difficult to kill.
Shush about swag, you just got an almost complete wish-list handed to you. I don't wanna get too domineering considering the recent, but as the game is concerned, don't get TOO greedy
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33728
33729 33733
>>33727
What I meant was, if a piece of the Lich is put in the Entertron, does it resurrect the Spellcaster and effectively destroy the lich?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33729
33733
>>33728
The spells Ressurection and True Ressurection turn undead back into their oringinal creatures.
How powerful is the Entertron?
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33730
33732
>>33711
"The baby is fine. I've been reeling since the news, re-analyzing my strategies and methods. I'll not allow blows, strikes, or spells to my mid-section, and I have enough abilities to guarantee that. I almost lost an arm though, and aside from the Entertron, that doesn't regrow," she says with a handful of salt and a sprinkle of directed sad, cuz she can 'listen in' on meta.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33731
33733
*collects lick knucklebones as she escapes* (if it doesn't kill liche's, they'll make for great fortune-telling hocus-pocus)
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33732
>>33730
*casts cure serious wounds*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33733
33735
>>33728
Its never been tried, so I really don't know. Initial reaction is no, it would destroy the form of the lich but leave the phylactery intact.
>>33729
Resurrection made easy
>>33731
I told you, liches evaporate when killed, there are no lich remains. What you're collecting is dead zombies and death knights
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33734
33736
"Don't forget, there were Devourers, Allyps, Wights, and Wraiths in there too."
What she said.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33735
>>33733
Knucklebones of Death Knights it is then. They'll make for nice trinkets.
*stubbornly loots all of their worthless swag too*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33736
>>33734
Reeeeeeeee
I wanted to fight those.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33737
33738 33740
>yawn
GM I have to be serious for second. For what purpose did you introduce Trollestia? Cause I remember she was introduce after I asked for a unicorn mount for Torc.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33738
33740
>>33737
To stop Tracy from murdering horses.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33739
33741 33749
Like legit GM, I am now curious as to what you meant by the comments about what FAE would and would not be motivated to do
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33740
33743 33744 33745
>>33737
Yes that. Originally she was introduced to troll you with. Since you requested a unicorn but assumed that it would be both conventional and iconic (alluding to the stereotypical fantasy unicorn) I decided at the time (which was a while ago and I may have jumped the gun on) to make the unicorn in question a shit-posty troll. She does favor Torcuil, but she has a trollish nature that I have a hard time wanting to diminish because I have a trollish nature.
>>33738
Also this, she had just been on a murderous rampage and I didn't want to have to keep introducing hoers to make things work.
I won't claim most of it has been for the best, but much of it has been improv and stimulus response.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33741
33742
>>33739
>Being this meta
Ask her yourself. Start a dialogue.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33742
>>33741
Nigger he suggested it. Also can't dialogue where I am now
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33743
33745 33747
>>33740
I think that character is under utilized because both Torcuil and I are afraid of her
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33744
33746 33749
>>33740
"The weeb colt pulled his knife first, and that fat Clydesdale had it coming!"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33745
33749 33750
>>33740
>favor
What does this mean?
I love the shitposting, I just didn't know.
autism.bagpipes
>>33743
I wouldn't say Torc is "afraid" in a normal sense...
He just doesn't feel confortable around her
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33746
>>33744
I hate to agree with the Tracy character on anything, but this.
https://youtu.be/qrrz54UtkCc
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33747
33748
>>33743
I had originally planned to kill her, but it's been so long that Tracy no-longer hates her.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33748
>>33747
Well, she still hates her, but not in an imminently-murderous way anymore.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33749
33752 33753
>>33739
Dragonne are listed as "usually neutral", but I introduce Fae as a sort of 'guardian' type entity, operating amongst a group of varying-species cats who oversee the various planes. As such I have her as Lawful Neutral, which is kind of borderline with regard to inter-party conflict. SInce Torcuil shot Trump, she would probably have obliged to attack him, but I've neglected fleshing out her personality since she isn't often in play. It could go both ways to be honest (and I did go with the "she obeyed and Torcuil got shredded" timeline).
>>33744
Says the mare threatening another mare cuz she was rode home, without any choice or volition in the matter. Tracy wasn't being friendly, and Ponimaru is a bit of a white-knight.
>>33745
This is one of the elements that were not planned out, but which seemed like a good idea in the moment. I don't claim they were/are a good idea, she's just one of the elements that hasn't been killed yet.


Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33750
33752 33753 33755
>>33745
"me have healing grass that make you more talkative and calms down, me usually only hand out for medical purposes but that sounds like a serous problem. a man(otuar) should be comfortable around his waifu."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33751
*feeds birdies*
"Did you miss me, my angels?"
I had two ebin names for the birds, but I lost the sheet I wrote them on...
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33752
33768
>>33749
>>33750
*pinches thez's ass*
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33753
33754
>>33749
>Quest unlocked: date the unicorn<
>>33750
"Infernius my bro, I don't know what I'd do without you. Thanks."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33754
33758
>>33753
"just be sure to give some to her too. ;)"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33755
33756 33758
>>33750
That should be like real life and cause an int penalty
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33756
33757
>>33755
The Entertron heals all status conditions to my knowledge, including ability drain.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33757
33759
>>33756
So? Should still cause a drain
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33758
33760 33762
>>33754
"Why are you winking? What arent you telling me?"
>>33755
Talking to anyone irl gives me a int penalty, I don't need that in game too
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33759
>>33757
Idk. Don't most potions with that kind of drastic effect also have a saving throw though?
Anyway, if it does, they can always get healed.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33760
33761
>>33758
"usually it increases sex drive. :)"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33761
33764
>>33760
Barly audible "oh"
"THATS NOT WHAT I WANT!"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33762
33763 33768
>>33758
Char penalty*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Asperger%27s_Syndrome_(3.5e_Trait)
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33763
33765
>>33762
Actually, that's not accurate. Torc is a chad.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33764
33770
>>33761
"then don't give her any if you don't want to get dick sucked."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33765
33767 33769
>>33763
>went too play 37 year old cave NEET virgin
>end up playing a chad
Fuck, if only that could happen irl
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33766
33770
image.jpeg

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33767
33770
>>33765
Learn magick. Bitches love magick.
P4FwV
?
No.33768
33772 33774
shrugpony___derpy_hooves___by_moongazeponies-d3cvjx6.png
[1d20 = 11]
>>33752
"What,... don't,... oooooh." gives dead-arm punch.
>>33762
>mfw there's an aspergers mod for DND

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33769
33775 33783
>>33765
I don't think this Game went as anyone planned it to.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33770
33771 33774
>>33764
Torc gains a expresion of happy remembernce, then shakes his head.
"No not again...
At least not yet..."
>>33766
Kek
>>33767
Is this your card?
>pulls out v-card
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33771
33773
>>33770
She warned him alcohol was degenerate...
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33772
>>33768
Ikr. You'd think it'd go without saying...
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33773
>>33771
Hey, Troll drank it not him
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33774
33776 33783
>>33770
"me know a field where this stuff grows like "weeds"
>>33768
"dont act like you don't love it. haha"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33775
33776 33777 33783 33784
>>33769
Yep. Like how the fuck am I Tracy's baby daddy? I still need to get out of that engagement as well
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33776
33779
>>33774
"I'm not gonna fucking smoke the devil's lettuce ye cunt."
>>33775
Just marry the hoers
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33777
33778 33784
>>33775
>Implying you can escape

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33778
33780
>>33777
Trips confirm
Torc will start decorating the venue
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33779
33781 33785
>>33776
">implying our lord Hitler didn't make this."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33780
33782
>>33778
How long does it normally take to plan a wedding?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33781
>>33779
Don't put words on Hitler's mouth, Anon...
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33782
>>33780
Considering I've never had to?
Give me and Torc a week
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33783
>>33769
Like anyone planned all this. I had my hand all up in it, but no, this is beyond planning.
>>33775
That will take some very careful maneuvering at this point, but who knows what will happen next? I have found that the game goes smoother when I prepare for all the potential (to my ability) options and respond to the players.
>>33774
>blushing glare
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33784
33785 33786
>>33775
>>33777
"me now pronounce you man and horsefu."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33785
33787
>>33779
"I bet you fucking vape"
>>33784
>amazing grace plays on bagpipes
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33786
33788 33790
>>33784
NO! NO! I do not take her to be my horsefu
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33787
33789 33791
>>33785
>amazing grace
"Oooh! I know this one!" Thez joins in with throat-singing not lewd

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33788
33793
>>33786
You've already knocked her up, and she's past her first trimester.
You're a man: make it work. It won't be that bad.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33789
>>33787
>Throat-singing
Rofl
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33790
33792 33793
>>33786
"you need take responsibly and marry horse she pregnant with Aryan baby."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33791
>>33787
>bagpipes intensify
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33792
33794
>>33790
>Aryan
Yeah, sure..
>Wonders what inter-species demigod child will even look like
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33793
33795 33797
>>33788
YES IT WILL BE THAT BAD!

>>33790
She's evil and crazy!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33794
33797
>>33792
CENTUAR
CENTAUR
CENTAUR
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33795
33801
>>33793
"Crazy about [i]~you."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33797
33798 33799 33800 33802 33804
Thez, uncharacteristically stops.
>>33793
"Wait a second guys. We've just stopped beating one another, maybe pushing a marriage is,... premature? I mean,... it doesn't have to be so rushed,.....
>>33794
I have something in mind
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33798
33801
>>33797
[Sad pony noises]
*Rubs tummy*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33799
33804
>>33797
I prefer human that can wild shape into an Equestrian pony
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33800
33803
>>33797
Minotaur horse?
"Fine, but I'm fucking planning it...
Tracy, what colors do you want? I need to know for the fireworks"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33801
33806
>>33798
>>33795
Damn it, don't make her act cute like that! You wear down my resistance! Reeeeee!
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33802
33812
>>33797
"o-okay"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33803
33805
>>33800
I meant wrt Tracy/Trump, but I dont wanna say yet cuz lulz and potential spite-bans.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33804
33807 33810 33812
>>33797
>>33799
I want it to be a Demigod/Abomination Rank-0+ deity, with the power to warp reality, because reasons.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33805
33808 33812
>>33803
I know who you meant
>inb4 someon tries to push a marriage on Torc
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33806
>>33801
[Evil laughing nerd nouses]
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33807
33809
image.jpeg
>>33804
That reason is you are evil
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33808
33811 33813
>>33805
i will when you get the message you've knocked up one of the entities you fucked.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33809
>>33807
Yeah........
I'm terrible...
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33810
33814
>>33804
i would also like a +0 rank in demigod.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33811
>>33808
>Inb4, he knocks them all up, causing drama so potent it threatens to destroy the multiverse
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33812
33816 33817
>>33804
Technically, what I have in mind fits the bill,....
>>33805
If you do, I give you props
>>33802
"I love the idea of a marriage, but maybe let them do so in their own time and by their own will. It shouldn't be forced, it should be organic and deliberate. Besides,... no one was there for,... our,... agreement."

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33813
33815
>>33808
Fucking hell, if Torc has to marry Death becaus he knocked her up I'm going to die
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33814
>>33810
Agreed.
We Wild Hunt nao.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33815
33817 33829
>>33813
>I'm going to die
A lot more than that, m8. He'll go where no wizard has ever gone before.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33816
33817 33818 33819 33829
>>33812
*gets down on one knee*
"thez will you make me the happiest manotuar in world by marrying me?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33817
33829
>>33812
Y-you said Tracy and Trump...
Torc sheepishly raises his hand
"I w-was at the agreement"
>>33815
Well I mean, he already did that when he fucked death...
Torcuil is the ultimate case of "I should have stopped long ago. But too late for that lets see where the fuck I end up!"
>>33816
"You already married her"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33818
>>33816
I thought they were already married? What about that ritualistic blood-orgy in Durpistan?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33819
33820
>>33816
>Bull is so stupid he tried to marry his Waifu twice
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33820
33821
>>33819
That's actually adorable

Also, the first marriage doesn't count because there was no legal contract or church ceremony
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33821
33823
>>33820
Thez said in Hell the massacre counts as the ceremony.
Thez is a dyed-in-the-wool Hellion.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33822
33824 33825
So does the party now consist at core of two never married individuals, a married couple, and a widower? Or do we need something more formal for Thez and Infernius?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33823
33827
>>33821
This ain't Hell. This is Port Barry
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33824
>>33822
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33825
33826
>>33822
>formal
The continent is vaguely ancap. Tradition is the stand-in for lawfulness, from what I've gathered.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33826
33830
>>33825
Well wrong Tradition!
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33827
33828
>>33823
Well, it happened in Durpistan.
And The takes He'll with her wherever she goes..
>You can take the fiend out of Hell, but you can't take Hell out of the fiend
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33828
>>33827
Damn autocorrect!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33829
33831 33832 33833 33835
>>33815
Didn't he already?
>>33816
Pouty-sad-hppy face "You mean, for real? I mean, the last was for real, but like, with more than one witness, and in an actual ceremony that isn't a blood-bath? Where you know going into it what is in store,... I did kinda push you into it after all,,,."
>>33817
That was an agreement, a verbal contract if you will, but that wasn't a wedding.

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33830
>>33826
Wood-elf, Duergar and Minotaur weddings aren't nearly as interesting; they're just more complicated.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33831
33839
>>33829
THANK YOU!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33832
33834 33837
>>33829
>Torc now has two weddings to plan
The joys of being the single one
I have a feeling Thez/Infernius's will be smaller, and more secluded
Tracy/Trump's will be a larger "invite the whole port" type
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33833
33835 33836
>>33829
"100% yes."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33834
33838
>>33832
Sounds about right to me.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33835
>>33829
>>33833
"and you didn't push me into it baby."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33836
33838
>>33833
>Not 120%
Give it your all, Infernius.
eskaF
?
No.33837
33838 33840 33841
>>33832
Trumpaladin thinks the only way to get married is to have the whole city come to a ceremony at the stadium, married at the 50 yard line with FAE as priest

Except for a marriage with Tracy. If literally no one saw that, that would be fine
\r
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33838
33842
>>33834
Works for me
>prepares Gandalf fireworks
>>33836
>not 1488%
Do you even white pride??
>>33837
>accept for a marriage with Tracy
YOU ACCEPT?
That makes everything easier
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33839
>>33831
*Hugs back affectionately*
"~Flaaashy..! I want to get married right away.."
*Pouty-happy face*
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33840
>>33837
oh fae huh?
*sad minotuar noises*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33841
33842
>>33837
>Accept
[Blissful pony noises]
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33842
33844
>>33838
>>33841
NO. NO. NO. Except! Not Accept! Fuck you IPhone!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33843
33845 33847 33848 33849 33853
A deafening <CRACK> is heard and felt throughout all players and characters, disorienting everyone involved, and causing sight to dim and fade.

As each slowly regain their senses, they find themselves standing solidly, on a backdrop of a cosmic star-field. There are no physical objects or architecture, nothing at all really, except the vast expanse of space surrounding,... except for a smug-faced coyote in a sharp suit, sipping from a porcelain mug.
"Are you here at last? Tired of making me wait?" he says.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33844
33846
>>33842
>Even Apple is trying to get Trumpaladin to marry Tracy
>Using (((Apple)))
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33845
33857
>>33843
Is that Johny Cash from that Simpson's episode?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33846
33848
>>33844
My parents by the phones. Fuck off
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33847
33850 33857
>>33843
"Who the fuck are you?!"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33848
33851 33857
>>33843
Is the mug giant with 'reese' on it?
"May I ask who you are sir?"
>>33846
RIP in peace
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33849
33857
>>33843
"what the fuck are you?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33850
33852 33855
>>33847
"TRACY! Be nice to Johnny Cash!"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33851
>>33848
>Reese mug
Kurrent event kek
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33852
33854
>>33850
"Who the fuck is Johnny Cash? And what is this place?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33853
33855 33856 33857
>>33843
"I never thought I'd see you again"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33854
33857
>>33852
"You're going to have to listen to my play list on the way back. Now hush. Thez knows where are"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33855
33858
>>33850
>>33853
"who is jonny cash?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33856
>>33853
*Protectively glues self to leg*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33857
33860 33861 33862 33863
He lounges on a chair, and with a wave of his hand, a table coalesces with cups for everyone. "Do sit, or stand as you prefer. There's sugar and cream if thats how you take it."
>>33845
Not to my knowledge, but there's been so many indeliberate parallel references that it wouldn't surprise me at this point.
>>33847
"Who indeed? Would you believe me if I told you? Who likewise are you, and who stands behind you?"
>>33848
"Sir? Are you sure? Is that an attempt to quantify and define what you see?"
(no, its not a giant reese mug)
>>33849
"How to answer? Can such a question be answered? While it seems specific, isn't it as vague and open-ended as any question? Don't questions leave themselves open to the interpretation of the person being asked, without really specifying anything?
>>33853
"Again? Have we met before?"
>>33854
"I... I don't. This is,... I mean I've seen illusions like this before, but I'm unfamiliar with,..."
"Are you?" the coyote asks with a smirk.

Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33858
33859
>>33855
"A God of course"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33859
33862 33866
>>33858
"And what is a god? Is it a being? An awareness? An entity that is finite or determinate? Is it a will? A presence? A specific thing?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33860
33869
>>33857
Torc takes a seat.
"Fine, the politness didn't work. What in the everliving fuck are ye m8?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33861
33869
>>33857
*Growls at hearing question answered with more questions*
".... The name's Tracy."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33862
33864 33865 33869
>>33859
"Just play it again. One more time. 'The Man Comes Around.' You will know."

>>33857
"Maybe not met"

I'm at a damn movie, I'm limited
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33863
33869
>>33857
"umm thez where are we?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33864
>>33862
What movie?
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33865
33867 33873
>>33862
remember wat happend last time you were movie posting?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33866
33868
>>33859
>Under breath
"Sounds tasty.."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33867
33873
>>33865
Kek
Good times.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33868
33870
>>33866
"Fuck off"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33869
33871 33873 33875 33876
>>33860
"Again, would you believe me if I answered you truly? Would you comprehend if I laid plain?
>>33862
don't worry, its mostly word-games and riddles, but there is a purpose to it, this was an encounter I'd planned for long ago, but it didn't fit with the situation so I put it on the back-burner. With all the recent to-do, it seemed an apt time
"OH ho, then experienced perhaps?"
>>33861
"You think I don't know who you are? But who is it who controls Tracy, who depicts and determines her actions?"
>>33863
"I,... this,... I don't,... except maybe in a dream,"
"Is not all of existence a dream?"
He(?) seems on the verge of laughter at this point.

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33870
33872
>>33868
She said it in hoers language.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33871
33878
>>33869
*charges this faggot*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33872
33874 33877
>>33870
Don't care. He understood it through empathic whatever/sense motive

"Fuck off"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33873
33883 33886
>>33865
>>33867
What did I miss?
>>33869
"Alright you cheeky cunt, what is your purpose with us?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33874
33877
>>33872
this.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33875
33878
>>33869
>Pissed off expression
"Why don't you just tell us whatever it is you have to say already, and then we can decide if we want to believe you?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33876
33886
>>33869
"Can you play from your guitar?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33877
33879
>>33874
>>33872
She wouldn't be able to do it even if she wanted to.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33878
33880 33881
He(?) sips his coffee and waits patiently.
>>33871
What manner of charge, like tackle-charge, or rushing to punch/beat charge, what?
>>33875
"Perhaps it is because I can't tell you anything. You have to decide to learn it on your own."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33879
>>33877
i was saying he most likely understood, not for you to fuck off just to clarify.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33880
33882 33884 33886
>>33878
>tackle-charge
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33881
33884 33886
>>33878
>[Desire to eat Johnny Cash intensifies]
[Impatient pony noises]
"Are we supposed to learn something here? Or did you just bring us here to be sarcastic?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33882
>>33880
You have Powerful Charge as a racial ability. Use that.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33883
>>33873
Still waiting for both responces
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33884
>>33881
"Be fucking patient. We literally do have all night. Now clan the fuck down, let him tell us why we are here, and no, you are not eating Johnny Cash. I swear to God Tracy"

>>33880
"Stahp!"
Ju44y
?
No.33885
[1d20 = 19]

Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33886
33887 33889 33890
>>33876
"What makes you ask that?"
>>33873
"What makes you think I want anything to do with you? Did I ask you to come here?"
>>33880
As Infernius closes and makes contact, the Coyote-fellow dissipates at his touch, as though vaporous and non-solid, only to reform as Infernius passes through.
>>33881
"Have you not learned already?"

Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33887
33892
>>33886
"Ring of Fire... Is it asking too much?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33888
"Are you waiting for trips?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33889
33892
>>33886
"no but we here now. why?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33890
33892
>>33886
Torc begins to visably look pissed
"You may not have asked, but I'm pretty sur you are the one who brought us here"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33891
>*tips imaginary fedora
"I have birds to feed."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33892
33893 33894 33895
>>33887
"Can you wait then?" ^_~
>>33889
"Are you sure that's the right question?"
>>33890
"Are you sure about that?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33893
>>33892
"Sure. Finish off your business with Thez or whoever...

You want a small blue horse?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33894
>>33892
Torc decides to bluff
"Yes, I am quite fucking sure."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33895
33896
>>33892
"REEEEEEEEE STOP TALK IN KIKE CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!"
"TELL US WHERE WE ARE!!"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33896
>>33895
*points at screaming bull*
"THIS!"
[ANGRY PONY NOISES]
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33897
33903
He(?) dismissively kicks off of his chair and begins pacing about the room, sipping coffee as he does so, all the while affecting a nonchalant expression.
"What is the question of 'why'? Is it a means to understanding, or is it a demand for understanding? Does answering a question of 'why' result in comprehension, if the individual receiving is not in a position to comprehend? Can you not see where you are, if you don't grasp the specifics? Do you need to be told what is occurring before realizing it?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33898
33900 33902 33903
He(?) grows more serious for a moment.
"Does anyone recall the riddle of the faggot behind the faggot?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33900
>>33898
"I recall hearing about it some few months ago..."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33901
33904 33905 33908
>>33899
"Coffee, and there's plenty of it! Please help yourselves."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33902
>>33898
"no you the faggot"
*hmmph*
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33903
33911
>>33897
"Listen Mr. ManIsAFeatherlessBird, me and my frieds just want a simple explanation for what the hell is going on"
>>33898
Torc strokes his beard
"It sounds fairly framilier. Would you mind jogging my memory?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33904
>>33901
*Helps self*
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33905
33911
>>33901
"No thank you, I prefer tea."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33906
33911
*sips coffee*

"The question of Why is irrelevant, people!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33907
33908
>>33899
i abstain from cofee and i tell thez too as well.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33908
33911
>>33907
meant for
>>33901

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33909
33911
*sniffs coffee*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33910
If you think the coffee can harm you, you do not understand the riddle of the Faggot

*sips coffee*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33911
33912 33913 33915 33916
>>33909
Its quite a robust blend.
>>33908
Thez nods in agreement.
>>33906
"Indeed!"
>>33905
With a wave of his hand, there's a pot that says "Tea" that materializes on the table.
>>33903
"Have you ever wondered who stands behind your consciousness? Who directs your moves? If this were a game, and you were a piece - a part of it - have you ever pondered who stands behind you?
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33912
33914
>>33911
*turns around*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33913
33914
>>33911
"Nope. Never."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33914
33917 33920
>>33912
that made me kek
There is no-one behind Infernius
>>33913
"No? Would you mind being quiet then?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33915
>>33911
"Who directs motives? A few days ago I was looking into mind controlling parasites. I found a species of Protozoa that infects mice, makes them more likely to be eaten by cats, who are the real target host. Thing is, it commonly infects human males, and causes behavioral changes. "Increased Jealousy and suspicion." Fuck me. I have no idea why I do what I do. I don't think there is a larger purpose to it"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33916
33922
>>33911
"Thats meta as hell. And thanks for the tea."
Torc drinks some tea noting that it is something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea.
"Hmmmmmm, intresting question. I can't say I have thought of it before.
I have had someone appear from the clouds and tell me what to do though"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33917
33918 33922
>>33914
*Grumbles a bit before curling up on the ground like a dog*
"Hmmph!"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33918
33922
>>33917
"She'll listen when he says it but not me. Well fancy that"
Ju44y
?
No.33920
33921
[1d20 = 6]
>>33914
"dumbass fox there no onme behind me."
*attempts to tackle again*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33921
>>33920
Rofl
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33922
33923 33925
>>33917
"Aren't you the one who always balks when directed?"
>>33916
"Are characters unaware of meta? Hasn't GM overlapped the two on occasion?"
>>33918
"Have you tried asking?"
Thez says generally "Its only answered a few questions that were not questions themselves," then directly, "Assuming we can comprehend what you are, what this is, and what is going on, please tell us who you are."
He smiles as Infernius tackles through him, barely maintaining his balance since there's no apparent floor.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33923
33924 33929
>>33922
"Can I eat you?"
eskaF
?
No.33924
33926 33927
[1d20 = 8]
>>33923
Bitch smack pony
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33925
33928 33929
>>33922
GM a couple weeks ago: meta gaming is bad
GM now: why aren't you meta gaming?
yD0KP
?
No.33926
[1d20 = 15]
>>33924
Bitch slap Trump for trying to bitch slap tracy
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33927
33931
>>33924
*Whimpers*
"He pisses me off!"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33928
>>33925
"Oh hush. The riddle of the faggot was introduced months ago. Like almost as soon as we got here"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33929
33930 33932 33934
>>33923
"And if I said 'no'?"
>>33925
"And didn't that player's directions almost lead the lot of you to ruin?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33930
33933
>>33929
*Shrugs*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33931
33936 33937 33939
>>33927
"Why does he anger you, Tracy? We encounter dirties pretty regularly now. This is a friend of Thez, now hush, calm down, and drink some non-caffeinated coffee while we wait for him to tell us what he summoned us to tell us"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33932
33934
>>33929
"PanzerKampfwagen! schadenfreude! (more unintelligible German)
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33933
33935 33944
>>33930
He(?) sighs and drains his cup, before placing it upside down on the table and resuming his seat.
"I reiterate, if I told you who I was, what all of this is, what the point of it was,... would you believe me and comprehend? Would you take it in stride and maneuver on as you have had? Would that not defeat the point?" He pauses for a moment. "How DO I convey the point, if there isn't already a commonality which we all share, and can identify with?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33934
33937
>>33932
Snitchel?
>>33929
"Alright, this is too much even for me"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33935
33938
>>33933
"Did you make the game?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33936
33939
>>33931
"Because he's smug, and sarcastic, and condescending and I wanna' go feed my birds!" She says, with a childish impatience
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33937
33945 33947
>>33931
Thez looks astonished, "Don't look at me, this is beyond my experience!"
>>33934
"What... then... do... you... want?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33938
33940
>>33935
"No."
eskaF
?
No.33939
33940 33941 33942
[4d20 = 39]
>>33931
>>33936
BELLY RUBS ON PONY! FULL ROUND OF BELLY RUBS!
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33940
33943
>>33938
*tackles again*
>>33939
critical belly rubs!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33941
>>33939
Kek, 20, critical hit belly-rubs
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33942
>>33939
*Rolls over and twitches erratically, completely defeated (for the moment)*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33943
33946
>>33940
Infernius passes harmlessly through again, though succeeds in upsetting the Coyote's chair. He rematerializes as though still sitting on a chair. "Intent on ruining my composure are you?"
eskaF
?
No.33944
[4d20 = 52]
>>33933
"wanna help us kill off all the vampires on our local continent?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33945
33948
>>33937
Torc's faggot wants some sleep
"I...
I guess to be accepted if we're being honest here"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33946
33948
>>33943
*Attempts to pick up chair and hit him with it*

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33947
33949
>>33937
"I want to get married and raise a happy family with my husband."
*Giggles at belly-rubs*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33948
33950 33952
Thez, silent throughout (mostly) whispers, "I just want to be happy. I just want to keep going, with all of them. I know it can't, that eventually it will end, that nothing is permanent or completely sustainable. But,... I don't,... these are,... my,..."
>>33945

>>33946
Continues to pass harmlessly through, he(?) pays no mind.
"And the others?" he(?) asks
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33949
33956
>>33947
He(?) also notes. He(?) waits on Trump and Infernius.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33950
33951 33953
>>33948
Torc begins to reflect on himslef, and what he does want as his faggot goes to sleep cause its 1am.
G'night
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33951
>>33950
This
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33952
33954
>>33948
"To have a family that wants me around,why do you care?'
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33953
33955
>>33950
Goodnight, and sleep well. We can't shake hands, or high-five, or any other such, but as much as I am able, I accept you, appreciate you, and look forward to hearing from you again, no matter what you have to say.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33954
33958
>>33952
"Even if that means enduring a ban over a disagreement?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33955
>>33953
>tears well
Aww fuck, I'm honestly unironically touched.
Same to you too, and everyone else in this crzay ass game
eskaF
?
No.33956
33957
[4d20 = 48]
>>33949
"To build something grand and beautiful, to watch over it and claim it as my own. And to not be hated in the process"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33957
33965
>>33956
"And if I told you that I wanted the same thing for you? For you all? If I told you that I am the faggot behind the GM, would you understand what that means? If I told you that this game is more than a game between faggots over the internet, that it spans multiple dimensions and metaphysical constants, merging ancient technology with modern, to enable faggots just like your players and yourselves, would that make any sense? If I told you that the dice programs that you utilize were based on the aggregate will of infinite entities beyond human awareness and comprehension of the players and characters, that the results are determined by 'vote' per say, of what the audience at large wants to see, would that make sense?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33958
tumblr_oouj09ePVX1qj6cmso1_500.gif
>>33954
"yes."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33959
33961
"If I outright said "This simple game is a means to everything you wish to achieve, if you just set your mind to it", and through sorting yourself in the game you can sort, not only your individual existences to a degree that is beyond prediction, but likewise that of those you encounter, interact with, and affect on a basic and,... dare I say,... spiritual level, would you think my words silly or misinformed?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33960
33961
He(?) refills his cup, and lifts it again to his lips, taking a deep inhale of the aroma wafting off of it.
"If I suggested that my player, whom you all have come to regard as the GM, has been operating per my dictates ever since this all came to be, utilizing magic and science in a capacity that is only vaguely becoming appreciated, to the direct intent and purpose of metaphysically sending shockwaves throughout the known world of humans, to change the dynamic and scope from one that acts as a prison of the mind and body to one where all individuals are free to responsibly and consciously pursue their goals and aspirations without harming one another,... would that make any sense?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33961
33962
>>33960
>>33959
"what me don't understand."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33962
33963
>>33961
"You are not the resident meme-magician, but tell me - use your faggot's knowledge if you like - what is meme magic?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33963
33964
>>33962
"the foucus of many anons channeling there pshyches together to obtain a specific outcome."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33964
33970 33972
>>33963
"Precisely this. This outcome is dependent on context and circumstance, relating to a vast framework of otherwise mundane details in an otherwise apparently mundane world, coalescing in an overlapping dynamic of individual experience to achieve that outcome. It is an infinite game directed toward a particular purpose, do we agree on that?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33965
33966
>>33957
"Say what now?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33966
33967 33968 33969
>>33965
"Too soon?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33967
33971
>>33966
"Uh... Maybe?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33968
>>33966
"Just remember I got a 20 on pinning Tracy, and a 20 on a >rape roll"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33969
>>33966
*sleeps irl and in game*
*infernuis falls to the floor(?) asleep*
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33970
>>33964
"it would seem that way."
*sleep talks*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33971
33974
>>33967
He places his cup back on the table, vapor wafting lazily from it as he does so.
"Consider this. If I were to suggest that each of you represents a framework of allies, largely unknown and unseen, who despite not knowing one another were seeking the same ends - if the details might diverge from one another, as you as characters have slightly different aims - but were all working together toward a unifying purpose that had ramifications that extend well beyond your scope but achieve the same ends for all more or less involved; if I told you that working together toward the betterment of the game, that resolving what differences you may have personally and coming together as a group might be the catalyst that imperceivably and metaphysically caused the coming together, the responsible and appropriate merging of intent and design throughout and beond your individual scope, what might you say?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33972
33973
>>33964
"I don't know if I believe in purpose. An individual may have purpose. But beyond that, I am not so sure"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33973
33975
>>33972
"Did you not just say you wanted to build something grand and beautiful? I'll tell you now that it is perfectly within your capabilities to do so, and that doing so has more beneficial consequences than you could realize, except that you might have to compromise in order to see it through, would your answer be the same?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33974
33976
>>33971
"I'd say that I've see this before. You dream big, and you get really lucky and make a hell of a lot of progress, and then it all falls through, and you don't really know why it died but just feels all disproportionate. I've seen it, lived it, from presidential elections and "populist waves," to internships and job interviews, to alt-chan imageboards.

I'll go ahead and tell you where the weak link is. It's that "working together" part. Good luck."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33975
33976
>>33973
"What's the compromise? The answer to that question changes everything"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33976
33978
Thez speaks up, "This isn't real. None of this is real, is it?"
He(?) replies "Is it or isn't it? What is real? Is this experience any less real than the one of the faggot who sits at their computer, at their mobile device, or indeed the player who sleeps and dreams, yet maintains a memory of this dream and that?"
>>33974
>>33975
"Indeed, compromise is a bitch. In some cases compromise means aspiring to less or different than you initially intended, in other cases it means accepting what is rather than what was aimed at. Is it not still worth achieving, if it perhaps is 'less' than one sought?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33977
33979 33981
He stands abruptly. "I can see I have outstayed my welcome, please accept my apologies with my assurances that there are profoundly scient entities who have taken an interest in what transpires, both in favor and against. I hope you'll see fit to resolve your differences in the most, and allow leeway for one another in the least."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33978
33980
>>33976
"'Is it still worth achieving' is a question that necessarily depends upon the facts of the case. You're asking me to do a cost benefit analysis on a hypothetical that has no facts to it. Well I'll give you an answer that's as abstract as your question. If what stands to be gained out weights the costs, including opportunity costs, then it is worth it. If it does not, then no compromise is better"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33979
>>33977
"What? No need to go so soon"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33980
33983
>>33978
"Well stated, but know that for all one's intents and purposes, in chess the opponent always gets a counter-move, hence the compromise of outcome."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33981
33982
>>33977
"Before you go, may I ask who you are?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33982
33984
>>33981
"But I told you, I am the faggot who stands behind the GM."
eskaF
?
No.33983
>>33980
"Don't you worry. I've played chess before. I am well aware of countermoves. The fact remains that there are some things to be given up lightly, some to hold off on trading until a better offer is made, and some to cling to come what may. Always be mindful of the power play. And increase your leverage where you can"
\r
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33984
33985
>>33982
>is a coyote
"I should have known you were a coyote!"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33985
33986
>>33984
"I'm not always a coyote, but amongst earth-based archetypes and cosmologies, that of the native american is one of my favorites," he says with a wink. "Any other questions?"
eskaF
?
No.33986
33987
>>33985
"Yes. Can you sing 'I Walk the Line'?"
\r
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33987
33989
>>33986
"Please forgive me if I mistake a few of the words," he says with a smile.
He begins to sing, as he wanders off, in a direction that seems to defy spacial physics, his voice echoing as he goes.
https://youtu.be/jcF-1AoDO18
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33988
33990
The party however, is still seated in some strange space-universe-domain that doesn't have any apparent limit or room, or architecture.

Good night!

I'm kidding, with a similar <CRACK> everyone arrives back in the Tower, in the stable of all places
Troll> "Banana?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33989
33991
>>33987
Kek
See the Simpsons clip where basically the same thing happens
https://youtu.be/H3CyMWS7YXA
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33990
>>33988
"You know Trollestia, I actually have a 'banana' I've been meaning to give you"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33991
33992
>>33989
Classic episode, but totally different messages. I get the Johnny Cash reference now tho.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33992
33993 34005
image.png
>>33991
Huzzah!

Is trollestia willing to receive as well as give?
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33993
33994 34011
>>33992
T> "That depends, are you willing to love on them giant baby chicks over there, even if you don't get the point of them, just cuz Tracy likes them?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33994
33995
>>33993
"Um... Okay... I still want one to become basically Sam Eagle though"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33995
33996 34011
>>33994
"Its not an unreasonable request," she smiles, flipping her tail.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33996
33997 33998 34005
>>33995
Huzzah! She let me smash?
eskaF
?
No.33997
33999 34005
[1d20 = 18]
>>33996
>as if a mare flipping her tail up were somehow ambiguous
Grab her by the pussy
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33998
>>33996
Thez yawns and starts draggin Infernius from the room. "What did I say about asking permission?" As she fully exits the room she calls from beyond, "You can have the girdle back in the morning,... I'll wash it before giving it back, don't worry."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33999
34001
>>33997
"That's the spirit!"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34000
34001
>rape... ish
eskaF
?
No.34001
34003 34005 34006
>>33999
>>34000
Kek! Hell yes. Who ended up on top?

>cums inside horse
\r
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34002
34003 34005
Trumpaladin rides out from the stables and away from the tower. He goes on the back of the beautiful, if never tamed Celestial Charger, if she'll take him. He goes on Fae if not, whom he meets regardless at the city gate
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34003
34004 34005
>>34001
>who's on top
Uhm, not sure it works that way with a hooman
>>34002
Troll prefers the stables, Fae would be best
eskaF
?
No.34004
34005 34007
>>34003
He stayed behind her then.
*Happy Paladin Noises*

After finishing in Trollestia, he is filled with a new happiness, smiles and says to her
"I appreciate your friendliness. I am expecting to be married soon, and so I don't expect to be able to waifu thieve for much longer. If Torcuil claims what happened was against an agreement, tell him he shot me, and that stunt he pulled let H get away, so he can consider us even. And Tracy... You should talk to her. I never understood why she's so cold to you. But if she saw how much you help with the birds, and how you really care for them, she really ought to be nicer. You really do have a way with animals. I wonder if she was jealous of you at first. Poor girl. Maybe all she wanted was to be ridden"
Smiles again at Trollestia and leaves after she has a chance to make a response

Calls Fae. To Fae:
"Well, you saw what I did in the court city. The architecture is unimpressive, we'll have to rebuild from the ground up. Now we need to prepare our army. Let's go"
Rides Fae to the monestary
\r
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34005
34006 34008
>>33992
>>33996
>>33997
>>34001
>>34002
>>34003
>>34004
Wtf did you do while I was passed out?!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34006
34063
>>34001
>Log on
>first thing I see
>>34005
Killed a part of Torcuil's soul
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34007
>>34004
*considers brutally raping Slovenia*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34008
34010 34063
corrupted.png
>>34005
I mean, wtf? She's going to return to the stables to feed her birds momentarily and wonder 'why do you smell like my husbands semen?'
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34009
34010
356371__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_crate_grayscale_grindstone_knife_monochrome_solo.jpeg
*keens edges*
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34010
>>34008
>>34009
poor tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34011
34012
3edgy8me.JPG
>>33993
>>33995
Goddammit, Troll..!
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34012
34013
>>34011
*pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34013
34014
pissed.jpg
>>34012
"Don't touch me!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34014
34015
>>34013
"me just trying to help you feel better something similar happend between him and thez so me know what you going through."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34015
34016
yep.jpg
>>34014
"Wait.. WHAT HAPPENED?!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34016
34017
>>34015
"stuff that made me want to kill myself from the pain of it."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34017
34018
intredasting.jpg
>>34016
"....................................... Oh.........!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34018
34019
>>34017
*tears up*
"y-yea but m-me have gotten over i-it."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34019
34020 34022
grr.jpg
>>34018
"......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... hmmm..........."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34020
34021
>>34019
"the emotions you feel now will lessen over time little pony, but not even i can fix a broken heart."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34021
34023
oddly chucky-esque.jpg
>>34020
"................................................... I'm fine....!"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34022
34024
It's a good thing I don't want Torc to have a waifu....
>>34019
"You like revenge?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34023
34025
>>34021
"me know that a lie tracy, let out your feelings it not good to keep them inside. me wont judge you."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34024
34026
chyeah.jpg
>>34022
*ears perk*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34025
34029
relatively.jpg
>>34023
"............ No, really, I'm fine......"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34026
34028 34042
>>34024
"Knew that would get you intrested. Well we have multiple options, Including polymorph so do you have anything that intrests you?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34028
34032
>>34026
"You might try something less direct-affect, Paladins have magic resistance," Thez says, sitting upside-down on the ceiling.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34029
34030
>>34025
"do you swear on you're foal that's true?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34030
34031
>>34029
"......................"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34031
>>34030
"thats what i thought."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34032
34033
>>34027
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll see what I can do to help
>>34028
"I never said the polymorph would be on Trump"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34033
34034
>>34032
"Who then?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34034
34035 34036 34037
>>34033
"We'll put it this way.
Imagine that beutiful sleek white unicorn named Solvania was suddenly either fat... way more muscular than you...
Or...
worse"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34035
34037 34039
>>34034
I mean "more muscular than Trump"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34036
34038
>>34034
"Oh that poor girl,... collateral damage,...."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34037
34038
>>34034
>>34035
>inb4 banned

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34038
>>34036
"I never said it would be perminate"
>>34037
Hi
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34039
34040 34041
>>34035
"You could always make her a stallion, then she could keep working on war machines,...."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34040
34041
>>34039
"Oh, thats what I meant by worse..."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34041
34043
>>34040
>>34039
>perma Stallion.
stxqm
?
No.34042
34043
[1d20+17 = 30]
>>34026
Rolling to Move Silently
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34043
34044 34046
>>34041
"Oh, the worse part isn't his white mare turning stallion."
Torc then opens a pocket of his robe revealing two vials
"Its that he didn't bother to steal all three of these"
>>34042
"How do you feel about kidnaping someone for us Tracy?"
This is what Trump gets for chetting on Tracy
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34044
34045
>>34043
"What do those do?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34045
34047
>>34044
"I guess you weren't there at the time.
Remember when I said Trump took one of my charm potions?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34046
34048
>>34043
Don't do anything to Tracy's friend.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34047
34048
>>34045
"So,... they make you like people?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34048
34051
>>34046
Wait what? Fine, I'll do it to Troll instead.
>>34047
"More or less"
Torc waits for Thez to put the 2 and 2 together.
"Actually, I think it would be better to do to Troll."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34049
34050
Detect Good
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34050
34058
>>34049
As in, find good auras in the Tower.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34051
34052 34054
>>34048
"I don't get it. You want to make people like eachother?"
Troll> "You know, I'm in the room,...."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34052
>>34051
There it is....
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34053
*vanishes*
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34054
>>34051
"This is the perfect trolling opertunity, now hush."
Torc then turns back to Thez
"Okay, I'll explain this really simple because you don't understand.
Transform on of the unicorns into a stallion, then use the charm potion on them.
Now do you get it?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34055
34056
I'm back!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34056
34060
>>34055
Where though? You left for the monastery.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34057
34133
Hey, you said Tracy's claws don't have Contagion, but did they have the Energy Drain I asked for?
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34058
34059
>>34050
you detect me and torc.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34059
34061 34062
>>34058
Torc doesn't have an Aura. Infernius, Troll, and Trump do though.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34060
>>34056
Yes indeed. Trumpaladin goes to the mill to retrieve the two siege engines, as well as the master carpenter.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34061
>>34059
yea but you still show up to detect good.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34062
>>34059
Troll's is so overwhelming (Outsider 15 HD and 7 levels in Cleric) that she leaves a lingering aura wherever she goes.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34063
34064 34065 34066
image.png
>>34006
>>34008
I really didn't think people cared this much...
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34064
>>34063
don't lie!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34065
34068
>>34063
>not thinking your waifu would get pissed at you knocking up the trolly unicorn
stxqm
?
No.34066
34067
Hide check.
>>34063
Shut up, you degenerate sleazeball! All blood spilled shall be on your hands.
stxqm
?
No.34067
[1d20+19 = 29]
>>34066

Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34068
34069 34070 34071 34074
>>34065
I didn't think she'd find out!

>knocked up
Don't give GM ideas!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34069
34072 34073
>>34068
Like I hadn't thought of it already,....
>>34068
Ah, you forgot that she has scent-sense
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34070
>>34068
>IMPLYING ON BOTH ACCOUNTS
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34071
>>34068
TO LATE THE IDEAS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
Fuck my revenge, this is