Hey. Hey You. Yes, (You)!
Do you think your life is shit? You fear you waste your life with pointless shit? That nobody cares about You or what You do? That you will die poor, sick and lonely in a gutter?
You are in Luck. Because you, my friend, are not a speedrunner.
What is Speedrunning? People trying to pretend that video games are really important who spend most of their wake lifetime trying to get so good at a game that they can feel good about themselves that nobody can beat them. They usually often end up beating themselves, physically and metaphorically. I can't believe that the downfall of humanity is so well documented LIVE before our eyes, but it is.
Speedrunning is one of the worst things on the internet. I knew it existed for a long while, but i only ever encountered it for the first time in its raw form around Autmun 2016 where i accidenly foudn a Youtube channel. I've been using chan sites for almost 10 years now, but these losers are a leaque of their own. Never imagines such salty toxic people could unironically exist and not just disintegrate from their pure idiocy.
You think SJWs raging about proper pronouns are bad? Drink in these people. They are like living carcrashes. You cant look away. a whole ranch of Lolcows bursting full waiting to be milked. This is out of this world and i am disgusted beyond belief to think that there are people out there who build there whole livelihood around this professional scam.
Straight from the horses mouthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Ju7nel5cQPost too long. Click here to view the full text.