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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
Anonymous
ox5CJ
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No.29902
29904
Spoilered

Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29903
29906 29909
Hi overboard, sorry about the >rape.

So, apparently Torc needs to do somethin (according to Trump). But what the hell is it?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29904
>>29896 →
Get a shovel and a Gold prospector's shaker box!

>>29902
Reeee! You made it this time
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29905
29907 29909
>>29899 →
She can only barely pick-up non-knife objects.
"Tries to pic-up silver spoon*
*slips*
Her knife-wielding ability is an uncanny trait.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29906
29908
>>29903
That was me replying to your smart ass remark with a reference to my earlier smart ass remark to balance it out
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29907
29910
>>29905
But don't Earth Ponies have dexterous hooves? In any event, 19 dexterity ought to do something

She could also bring in a husbands to help, you know
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29908
>>29906
Now my brain hurts,
I guess Torc enjoys having nothing to do...

Nah that would be borring.
GM, gib drama
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29909
29910 29911 29912 29913
>>29905
So Tracy is in her dungeon right now, tearing up dirt, and collecting everything she can find?
>>29903
Where is Torcuil right now?
Is anyone in the tower ATM?

Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29910
>>29907
>dexterous hooves
Not really.. Their cartoonish abilities are rather inconsistent. They can always pic up items they're familiar with though.
>>29909
Yes, to give Trump's faggot one less thing to complain about.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29911
29916
>>29909
Because I went back with Tracy, I would have started in the Tower. But a Sparintenar delegation sounds important
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29912
29914
>>29909
Nah, he's probally just walkin out of the bar he and Infernius where at last night
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29913
29915
>>29909
Btw. We haven't seen that Ogre from the beginning in a long time. Where does he spend his days?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29914
>>29912
Oh yeah... You two were doing that while Tracy and Trumpaladin were playing Space Cowboy
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29915
>>29913
That was the leader of the Tree Orcs Infernius enslaved
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29916
29917 29918
>>29911
It does sound important. However, being in the tower you do hear some unusual sounds from the stable are, along with Trollestia very clearly and unmistakably saying:
"Um,"
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29917
>>29916
Oh shit...
Did they...
Hatch?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29918
>>29916
Oh noes!

"Trollestia? What do you need?"
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29919
Oh wait? Is no one in the tower atm?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29920
29922 29923
Oh god, oh god.

Fug this boring shit.
Tracy flies back to the tower like a fiery comet.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29921
29922
Go back to stables.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29922
29926
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Fuck yeah I'm gonna corrupt these birds... Into perfect patriots

>>29920
>>29921
>meta gaming this hard
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29923
29925 29926
>>29920
But why though? She was clearly intent on searching every inch of the dungeon for buried treasure. I can't imagine why she would divert from that,....

Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29924
29927
Torc decides to head back to port barry to browse the markets.
Luckly he no longer needs a mount because of polymorph,
DRAGON TIME
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29925
29928
>>29923
I'll call her as soon as I have explained the Bill of a Rights and why (half of it) is so sacred to these young creatures
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29926
29928 29929
>>29922
Don't you police me on meta-gaming.
I had her sit on those eggs for two weeks, instead of killing commies and whatnot. I'm not about to let her miss this.
>>29923
She wasn't making very much progress picking them one-by-one, so she got bored and gave up.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29927
29932
>>29924
>inb4 *gets shot by a volley of arrows*
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29928
29929 29930
>>29925
>not starting with the declaration
smh
>>29926
You can meta game better than THAT
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29929
>>29926
I'll invite her in as soon as I can't handle it

>>29928
Oh fuck. That's a good point.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29930
29931 29934
>>29928
>*realizes that she forgot to refill the hot water-bottles for the eggs*
"I'm coming, kids!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29931
29932
>>29930
You'll never be able to complain about me mega-gaming ever again
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29932
29933 29934 29935
>>29931
>mega gaming
Is that like mega evolution in pokemon?
>>29927
Would you shoot a dragon wearing a giant kilt?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29933
29935 29937
>>29932
>Would you shoot a dragon wearing a giant kilt?
Idk, probably.

Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29934
29935 29936 29937
>>29930
I don't think so, I'm inclined she was pretty successful, kept finding piece after piece and was difficult to distract from her task.
>>29932
#megagaming
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29935
29937
>>29934
So does Trollestia have anything important for me (or anyone)?

>>29933
Agreed

>>29932
What color dragon?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29936
29938
>>29934
*makes hasty and deliberate efforts to speed the fuck up*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29937
29960
>>29933
Rude
>>29934
>Your Tracy's Cage-ite is reacting with your meta-braclet
>animation
>Your Tracy meta evolved into Meta Faggot
>>29935
Uh, based on his kilt and shit, a dark dark yellow
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29938
29939
>>29936
She's getting called in the moment it becomes obvious Trumpaladin doesn't have the animal handling skills to teach these younglings the pledge of allegiance
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29939
29940 29941
>>29938
You bastard.. If she misses this, it'll break her heart and mine.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29940
>>29939
Alright, fine. She's getting called in the moment it's confirmed that what is happening is that the eggs are hatching
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29941
29942 29943 29945
>>29939
"Holy shit, something in the stables"
Is communicated over empathic link.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29942
>>29941
Hey! I said that would happen after it's known what is happening
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29943
29944 29947
>>29941
*sounds of rocket launching, as Tracy speeds towards the stables, spurring herself*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29944
https:\/\/blueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/card\/image\/429664\/ad09d0c0-d435-4c44-b2e4-95764c87bc46.jpg
>>29943
>pic
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29945
>>29941
And obviously, Trumpaladin goes to Trollestia and the stables
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29946
29948
*sonic boom*
*lands outside the stables, like a meteor*
*rushes in*
[worried hoers noises]
"What's wrong?! Are my babies fine?!"
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29947
>>29943
I love that fucking sound

>waiting for confirmation that Tor hasn't been shot
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29948
>>29946
*beats you to it*
Already there

"Trollestia, what is it?"
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29950
29951 29952
T> "Banana?" (more awkward than normal face. A beak pokes through the top of one egg, while the other egg wiggles sideways and rolls on the floor. A shrill sound of "BEEEEEEEEEEP" can be heard issuing from the brokwn egg.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29951
29953
>>29950
*shoves Troll aside and runs right up to egg*
"IT'S HAPPENING!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29952
29958
>>29950
Approach egg more closely, taking a banana from Trollestia as he approaches. What kind of beep?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29953
>>29951
Alright, Trumpaladin goes to the other egg
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29954
29955 29958
*hormonal tears streaming down face*
*room temperature rises rapidly*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29955
29956
>>29954
They're warm blooded. Unnecessary!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29956
>>29955
It's involuntary.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29957
[sobbing steamy pony noises]
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29958
29959
>>29952
I dunno, its like a bleat, except avian and giant-sized-infantile.
>>29954
>steam
The egg that's already broken breaks a bit more, and though it goes against all evidence, a bird head peeks out.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29959
29961
>>29958
"Hey little birdie"
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29960
29963
>>29937
>I said yellow
>there is actually a yellow dragon
Uhhhh
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Yellow_Dragon_(5e_Monster)
hFQIX
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No.29961
29968
[1d20 = 10]
>>29959
B> Bite
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29962
*gasps*
*Stares straight at it, amazes
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29963
>>29960
I now see it is homebrew...

You can sacrifice me to kek, I don't care anymore
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29965
29966 29969
Trump finds his face completely (though barely) enveloped in the mouth of this wee bird
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29966
29968
>>29965
"Tracy..."
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29967
29973
Listen GM, I just wanna browse the markets.
Please, I at the very least want a compass
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29968
29969
>>29961
>Is too flushed and hormonal to respond like normal
"~Teehee.. he's hungry..." she chuckles deliriously
>>29966
*dumps out a broom-closet's worth of Elephant meat*
*grows to full size*
*begins pre-chewing*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29969
29970 29973
>>29965
Removes self carefully

>>29968
You dumped that out for the dragon
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29970
>>29969
She got more
*finishes chewing*
"Come here, birdie.." she whispers softly to the massive fuzzball
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29971
29972
*offers Trump Angus Steak*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29972
29974
>>29971
>overcooked
hFQIX
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No.29973
29976
[1d20 = 5]
>>29967
Is that all? I thought you wanted to go random-magic-item shopping. Thats what the bazaar is btw.
You find lots of compasses.
>>29969
B> Bite
The fallen-over egg begins to crack from strikes.
MEYbI
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No.29974
[1d20 = 17]
>>29972
reflex?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29975
29976 29978
>stomach is slightly bloated with elephant
*pets birdie*
*giggles deliriously*
"So.. ~fluffy...!"
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29976
29977 29978
>>29973
Well that too, but at the very least Torc wants a compass
He is gonna start map making so he knows where the hell everything is
>>29975
>elephant
Wut?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29977
29979
>>29976
Rocs eat elephants. Tracy wanted to raise them on a natural diet.
*gently pets bird while holding eye contact*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29978
29980 29981
>>29975
Um... Horses don't have crops. And they can't throw up except with extreme difficulty

>>29976
We have Infernius's map though
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29979
>>29977
Oh god no,
If you do what I think you're gonna do...
I'll be back in an hour
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29980
29982
>>29978
Uh, horses biologically cannot throw up, at all
And Torc wants his own map with notes and shit
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29981
>>29978
SHUT UP! She's been practicing it for a reason!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29982
29983
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>29980
SHUT UP! They can't normally speak either!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29983
29984
1503888873738.png
>>29982
You specifically stated she was in Nightmare form. And whatever may be the powers of a mud pony, a Nightmare is more like a normal horse.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29984
29985 29986
Spoilered
>>29983
Then she'll shrink after she sticks her head in it's mouth, and vomit from internal pressure; also, she's in warhorse form. Don't ruin this for me!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29985
29987
>>29984
What the hell is warhorse form? I'm definitely inclined to say THAT can't vomit

I'll back off if you just agree to stop the hiding cannibalism and shit
hFQIX
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No.29986
29988 29989
[1d20 = 19]
>>29984
It doesn't take much insistence to be able to have a face get nommed, which could then be spewed into.
The one on the ground breaks out of the top and grapples Trump's leg.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29987
29991
>>29985
Whatever, just back off and let her have her moment.
[hysterical pony noises]
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29988
>>29986
>Someone is on my leg and it isn't Tracy

Well then

*Good thing my full plate armor includes a helmet*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29989
>>29986
"Hi birdies!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29990
>*sounds of muffled barfing and deflating pony*
*feeds baby bird*
*withdraws head* (because even birds gag when they do that shit)
"There, there.." she coos softly
*moves to fill stomach again and move on to birdie #2*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29991
>>29987
I think I physically can't back off because both birds have me in a grapple...
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.29992
29993
[happy pony noises]
*finishes chewing*
*nudges second bird's cheek*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29993
29994
>>29992
>You quoted the lines from Cowboy Bebop said by a villian to a protagonist as part of an evil plan
That makes the scene so much less nice
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29994
29995
>>29993
Sorry...
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29995
29996
>>29994
Like were you trying to make it have secret malevolent meaning?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29996
>>29995
No. I didn't realize it.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.29997
Y'all are waitin' for the quads, aren't ya?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29998
GoldenEagleKK2.jpg
So Fluffy!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29999
30009
Edward_Julius_Detmold49.jpg
Roc is best bird.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30000
30003 30009
Claiming Trumpaladinfor Tracy.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30003
>>30000
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30004
1505440546133.png
DELETE THIS!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30005
*breath*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30008
images.jpg
why...
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30009
>>30000
>>29999
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30010
30011 30012
>>30007
Dude, stop deleting posts ITT. It's uncool.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30011
30012
>>30010
This time ten
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30012
30013 30016
>>30010
Quiet, I'm grieving

>>30011
You're hostile to me anyways, like him
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30013
30014
>>30012
>I do anything you don't like
>hostile
Bruh, nah
I just want you to stop deleting
And who is "him"?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30014
30015
>>30013
The other Florida guy
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30015
30016
>>30014
Ah Tracy's faggot
If it's any consolation, Texas is a very nice state.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30016
30017 30018
1502331824256.png
>>30012
>hostile
Oh hush, you. Learn to handle the bantz.
>>30015
Certainly good urban stability.
There's hardly anyone else in this state who was born and raised here.. Almost everyone else either moved here from somewhere else or is planning to go somewhere in the future..
Florida is still best state though.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30017
>>30016
Can confirm, I was not born and raised in Florida.
Florida is fairly nice, I'll give it that
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30018
30019 30020
1503364815915.gif
>>30016
>Thinks any state is as good as Texas
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30019
30021 30022
>>30018
Does Texas have gator riding orange slingers?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30020
30021 30023 30075
>>30018
I'll bite you to death!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30021
30022 30024 30081
>>30019
>>30020
Had a gator in our pool, gators across the road in the ditch, in the neighbor's yard, my county has more gators than people, and we have a special festival for alligators
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30022
30023 30081
>>30019
Ah fuck, it hurt to write something against my home state. I love you Texas
>>30021
Wait, really? A festival?
Also, how do you feel about gator tail?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30023
30025 30031 30081
>>30022
Are you also a Texas native?

Yes, a whole festival. I haven't eaten gator tail, although of course they sell it. I don't like eating strange animals

>>30020
I'll wrestle and ride you!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30024
30026
The wild and crazy adventures of Florida Man.jpg
>>30021
Hmmm.. Impressive..
Could never compete with our irl shitposting though.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30025
30026 30028
1445658035153.jpg
>>30023
If you want to wrestle a Floridian, you'd best come prepared!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30026
30027
2000px-Texas_flag_map.svg.png
>>30024
You don't go to the best country held captive by the Union for the shitposting. You come for the superior food, low cost of living, and homely feel

>>30025
Of course. Laso first, then tie legs. Like they do at the Rodeo
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30027
30028
>>30026
[growls in Floridian]
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30028
30029
>>30025
>Florida man strikes again
Uh... My predilection for bestiality stops at horses. Legal in Texas by the way

>>30027
"Yee Haw!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30029
30031
>>30028
Only certain kinds of bestiality are illegal here. It's illegal to have sex with porcupines (they do it on a case-by-case basis, because they don't want to deal with the resistance)...
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30030
30032
>in character again
*feeds birdies again*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30031
>>30023
I was born there, but moved when I was pretty damn young
>>30029
TIL
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30032
30033 30034
>>30030
>In character again
*Rapes pony*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30033
30035
>>30032
>not in character again
"AGAIN YOU FUCKING RABBITS?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30034
30035
>>30032
No, staph. Go greet the Spartans and come back when the birdies are a bit less hungry/hostile. They're hungry for hands right now.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30035
30036
>>30033
That's actually an interesting question. How much time has passed in game since the Space Cowboy sequence?

>>30034
>implying you have a choice
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30036
30038
>>30035
Not in front of the children, man..
>How much time has passed in game since the Space Cowboy sequence?
A few hours at best.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30037
30038
Also, going through Torc's items and I have a question
What the absolute fucking hell is a damn ass "ear cuff"?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30038
30039
>>30036
>FCC censorship
Hmmm...

>A few hours
That's technically enough, if not optimal

>>30037
I'm betting on those being the cuffs of holding from Korak, although those are on the hands

Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30039
>>30038
Nah, thats something else. Those are cuff links
I'm talking about the ear-cuffs of blinking
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30040
30041
Ah, holy shit.
So after some math:
Out of the 30050 some posts on /vx/ right now, 27620ish are mixed nuts related...
Wow
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30041
>>30040
>tfw our autism has consumed /vx/...
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30042
30043 30044
*pets birdies*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30043
30047
>>30042
*Pets non-raped pony*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30044
30045
>>30042
What class is Tracy mostly, I'm going full autism right now
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30045
30046
>>30044
Mostly Rogue.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30046
>>30045
Figured
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30047
30048
>>30043
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30048
30049 30087
>>30047
D'aww

Before leaving with Fae, Trumpaladin sets up a music player to play in infinite loop a set of American patriotic songs to slowly drive the equines insane ingrain the spirit of patriotism into his fiance's adopted children
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30049
30050 30051
>>30048
Do we have music players?
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30050
30053
Is GM alive?
>>30049
Since the eggs just hatched and the birds likely dont have feathers....

Are they man?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30051
30052 30053
>>30049
I don't know, but if Thez can do pop concerts and I could arrive in Port Barry to "Shoot to Thrill" I can play America the Beautiful and the Marine Corp Hymm on loop in the stables
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30052
30053
>>30051
Should add some John Denver and Johnny Cash to the mix
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30053
30054
>>30050
They have adorable downy fluff.
>are they man?
Idk yet.

Tracy spends the remainder of the day feeding the birdies and keeping them warm, and watching to prevent cainism.
>>30051
>>30052
Let them sleep first.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30054
30055
>>30053
It plays while they sleep

>>30053
What if she were invited to go to a Football Game with Trumpaladin?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30055
30056 30058 30061 30062
1076237__safe_artist-colon-vavacung_princess cadance_princess flurry heart_shining armor_the crystalling_behaving like a bird_blushing_cat toy_clever g.png
>>30054
Birds take priority. You have to watch birds of prey at this age, to make sure one doesn't kill the other.
>playing music while they sleep
>being this bluepilled on falconry
Don't play music to chicks, especially not when they first hatched. It makes them retarded and unable to understand commands.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30056
30059 30062
1140631__safe_artist-colon-madmax_edit_bon bon_sweetie drops_cropped_dialogue_earth pony_falcon_falconry_lidded eyes_open mouth_pet_pony_solo.png
>>30055
I'm being a bit stingy because I love raising birds...

*coughs up 40 pounds of elephant meat*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30058
30063
>>30055
I just figured she'd want to do something like that with husbando eventually. She'd have many hours until the game, and then could just have Trollestia watch them.

We can play other things to them (like Locke's Second Treatise on audiobook)
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30059
>>30056
That's half her weight. No. Not possible
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30060
30071
>>30057 →

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30061
>>30055
>Inb4 child has wings
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30062
30063
>>30055
Again, TIL
Would they be drowning-in-the-fucking-rain retarded?
>Ihavestorys.png
>>30056
What kind of birds did you raise?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30063
30064 30065
1499451__safe_artist-colon-captainhoers_oc_oc-colon-aerie rufter_oc only_chest fluff_falcon_falconry_grayscale_monochrome_pony_sketch.png
>>30058
>could just have Trollestia watch them
lol no
>play other things
Wait until they're mature, or else it fucks with their heads and command comprehension.
>Tracy's faggot raised falcons as a teenager, and a couple eagles.
>>30062
>Would they be drowning-in-the-fucking-rain retarded?
With recorded music? Yes.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30064
30067 30069
>>30063
*sighs*
I'll go with Slovenia then
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30065
30066
>>30063
Holy fuck today I really fucking learned.
You lucky bastard that sounds cool.
>now I know music turns falcons into turkeys
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30066
30072
>>30065
Don't rip on turkeys; they're smarter than most birds.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30067
30068 30069
>>30064
Tell her to send the mill workers to renovate the stables while you're at it.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30068
>>30067
That will end poorly one way or another. Let it wait for proper supervision
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30069
30070
>>30067
>>30064
And ask her if she needs any help with the GhostMobile. Tracy knows her way around a chisel.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30070
>>30069
Ha ha no
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30071
>>30060
Hello.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30072
30073
>>30066
My father raised turkeys, you couldn't leave them in the rain because they would drown.
Fucking retards.
Torc desides to turn in because nothing concerns him, but his faggot will still lurk
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30073
30074 30076
>>30072
Ah, domestic turkeys. Yeah, fuck those retards.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30074
>>30073
Yeah, the wild ones are great though.
Why did GM just disappear on us?
I wanted to see what intresting items Torc could find.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30075
30077
>>30020
oh no hes gonna eat my face!
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30076
>>30073
You still need to recover the gems or at least tell someone else so they can do it
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30077
30078 30535
09-eagle-chicks.jpg
GoldenEagleKK4.jpg
H_golden-eagle-chicks.jpg
>>30075
I'll eat everything but your face.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30078
30079
>>30077
yea i saw congratulations.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30079
30080
>>30078
[happy nerd noises]

[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30080
30082 30083
>>30079
>Pony is happy with some one else
*Jealous Paladin Noises*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30081
>>30022
>>30021
>>30023
gator is fugging delicious.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30082
>>30080
*confused minotuar noises*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30083
30084 30085
>>30080
Oh hush, she lets him appreciate other things.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30084
>>30083
What?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30085
30086
>>30083
Oh, you mean the happy noises were for the chicks
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30086
30089
>>30085
What did you think it was about?

*pets birdies while feeding them*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30087
30088 30089
>>30048
*changes music to all star*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30088
30090
>>30087
No music!
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30089
30090
>>30086
It was in a reply to an Infernius post

*delivers tea to Slovenia before leaving on Fae to meet the delegation*

>>30087
Now that will DEFINITELY stupefy the birds
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30090
30091 30092 30093 30097
>>30089
>>30088
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30091
30094
1503744483883.jpg
>>30090

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30092
>>30090
Whelp....

Looks like Infernius has thrown a wrench into Tracy's bird revering program

kek
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30093
30095
>>30090
*covers birds' ears*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Birds go "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Staph! You don't play music to baby birds. It makes them retarded!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30094
1491378051332.png
>>30091
Stupid bull, recorded music is going to make them retarded like you!
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30095
30102
>>30093
jej i was singing itbadlyto myself.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30096
30100
"Oh come on Infernius! That's not even the best of Smash Mouth!"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30097
>>30090
My nigga
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30098
30099
"Can I sing for the birds?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30099
30101
>>30098
"Serenade them!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30100
30101
>>30096
[growling pony noises]
Idk if that's allowed, desu. I used to hum to my birds, but only when they were adolescents.
Also, isn't he still at the bazaar?
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30101
30102 30104
>>30099
>Torc softly sings shadilay
>>30100
GM never came back, so Torc is at the tower, and has popped in to see this clusterfuck of emotions
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30102
30103
>>30095
>>30101
"Infernius. Torcuil. You know what we must do.

We must attempt Bohemian Rhapsody"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30103
30107
>>30102
>one of the few songs I can sing well IRL
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30104
30105 30107
>>30101
Tracy is hugging her fuzzy, category 9 monsters, humming to giggling and sobbing hysterically, between mouths full of elephant past.
It's not a pretty scene, but it's still cute as fuck.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30105
>>30104
Like I said, clusterfuck of emotions
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30106
30108
All of you, stop trying to brainwash Tracy's birds!
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30107
30109 30110
>>30103
>>30103
Trumpaladin jumps in

"Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality"

>>30104
Not cute
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30108
30111
>>30106
I 100% fully intend to brainwash these birds. The real training will begin when they are older
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30109
30112
>>30107
>Not cute
You can leave then.
Go write your speeches for the Spartans.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30110
30112 30113 30117
>>30107
"Oooopen your eyes, loook up to the skys and seeeeeeeeEEEEEEE. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy"
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30111
30112
>>30108
Staph! Go brainwash your own birds.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30112
30115 30117 30118
>>30110
"Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low"

>>30109
First off, those are made up on the spot. Second, I need GM

>>30111
These are my birds
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30113
30114 30118
>>30110
She'll stab him, I swear.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30114
>>30113
Link
>"Surely you know the lyrics"
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30115
30116
>>30112
>my birds
Did you sit on them for two weeks? When she brought them back, you wanted to smash them.
Stop trying to make much birds into idiots.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30116
30119
>>30115
And yet I am their father. They like me the most anyways, since they both went to me after being hatched
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30117
30120
>>30112
>>30110
"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Will not let you go (let him go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, let me go)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30118
30120
>>30112
"Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meeeeeeeeeeee
Tooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
>>30113
I'm suprised it hasn't happend before
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30119
30120 30121
>>30116
If these birds eat you, Tracy is going to be too hysterical to stop them, until it's too late.

*Feeds birds*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30120
30122
>>30118
>>30118
>>30117
>>30119
"So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30121
>>30119
Now you know how I feel about you poisoning the child with Jew mutagens and other weird shit

>eat me
Grappling the leg is a sign of affection
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30122
30124 30125 30127
>>30120
"NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TO MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30123
30126 30129
[angry farmboy noises]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stop messing up muh birds! I'll have her stab every one of you.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30124
30125 30127
>>30122
"Any way the wind blows"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30125
30128
>>30122
>>30124
"We missed the second verse. We still need to sing it. Who's up for it?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30126
>>30123
*communicates that its fuggin hilarious in farm boy*
73ar+
?
No.30127
30129 30131 30133
[2d20 = 25]
>>30122
*Stabs with Merciful dagger*
"Get out, you idiots!"
>>30124
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30128
30130
>>30125
"me think we need to start over.*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30129
>>30123
>>30127
"Bad Pony! Bad!"
*Sprays with water bottle*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30130
>>30128
"Shit, you gotta point"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30131
30132 30133
>>30127
"Owww oof my bones"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30132
30137 30138
>>30131
"Might wanna retreat to a safer distance. A few feet further away in the stables. We'll just sing louder"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30133
30136 30137
>>30131
>>30127
*shrugs off stab*
"drink some of this bones healing juice."
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30134
30135
*closes stables' doors*
"Goodnight."
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30135
>>30134
Now we ain't left the stable
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30136
30139
>>30133
"You gotta red pilled version of "hey Jude"?"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30137
30140 30142
>>30132
"Youre probaly right"
>>30133
"Thanks bro"

Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30138
30140
>>30132
So help me, I'll have her hum the /mlp/ 4CC anthem every day to them if you do that.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30139
>>30136
"no,the one local bard sang was terrible."
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30140
30141 30142
>>30138
What's the /mlp/ 4CC anthem?

>>30137
"So... we taken' it from the top, or a new song?"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30141
>>30140
Torc runs out of the stable so he isn't stabbed
>remembers something
Torc takes a couple swigs of his scotch reserve flask
"AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE, JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR."
I fucking love the proclaimers
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30142
30143
>>30137
>>30140
"torc know how to play accordian?"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30143
30147
>>30142
Torc halts his singing
"Remove kebab, another one rides the buse, what you thinking?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30144
"Well I wish I was in the land of Cotton! Old Times there are not forgotten!
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixieland!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30145
30146
Where is GM?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30146
>>30145
GM is Kill
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30147
30151
>>30143
"when me was in Serbia me hear great tune about removing ziggers."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30148
30149 30151
*fastens earmuffs to birds*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30149
30150
>>30148
They need to learn these tunes somehow
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30150
30152 30155
Bo65NZkIcAAYJ6X.jpg
>>30149
Not today. I don't want your autism to spread to them.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30151
30153 30154
"Oh giiive me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antilop play.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the sky is not cloudy all day."
>>30147
"Ahhh yes, Serbia Strong. One moment" Torc teleports to his cave and looks through some music while summoning an accordian
>>30148
I'm not doing this to influence birds, it because Torc has nothing better to do, and neither do I
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30152
>>30150
>Not wanting them to take after their Father's autism
... I'm... Hurt. Really hurt
ox5CJ
?
No.30153
30155 30157
[1d20 = 14]
>>30151
*stab*
Go do it someplace else.
ox5CJ
?
No.30154
30157 30158
[1d20 = 7]
>>30151
>summoning an accordian
Summon Instrument is a Bard sell, not a wizard spell.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30155
>>30153
You closed the Stable doors

>>30150
THEN STOP FUCKING TRYING TO POISON THE CHILD BY EATING RANDOM WEIRD SHIT
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30156
30160
File (hide): D4BF95E78B34F81F03FD7013BA80673F-6809840.webm (6.5 MB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:00:57, High Quality BanePost.webm) [play once] [loop]
High Quality BanePost.webm
"here is germaneigh national anthem in me timeline."
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30157
>>30153
"OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW ME HAGGIS"
>>30154
Its not like I'm using it for a boss fight, its just for shits and giggles
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30158
>>30154
*Summons a Mariachi Band*
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30159
At this rate, our shitposting will reach the density of a black hole if GM doesn't return with in an hour or so
>shit posts anyway
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30160
30161
>>30156
oh yea i forgot to mention infernuis can speak Arabic but not German.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30161
30162 30167
>>30160
Why not a German national language, like Turkish?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30162
30165 30167
>>30161
Arabic is the German national language at this point.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30163
30164 30165 30166
Spoilered
>Tracy's faggot lets out a sigh, trying not to be pointlessly triggered by memories of falcons that couldn't even fly straight because their heads were so fucked up after idiots at the aviary mishandled them
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30164
30169
Spoilered
>>30163
poor falcons.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30165
30166 30167
>>30163
It's shitposting on a thread on the internet anon, don't take it too personally.

>>30162
But Turkish too
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30166
>>30163
While I agree with
>>30165
Just, fuck. Those poor birds.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30167
30170 30172
2197.jpg
>>30165
>>30162
>>30161
>>30161
Our ancestors are roling in the grave
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30168
30171
"Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30169
30174
>>30164
What sucks is that the manager didn't have the crop to fire them, and they did it again with the same results. I actually almost got arrested for beating the shit out of one guy who thought it'd be fun to bring a portable boombox to the aviary...
Seriously. Don't play music to baby birds. It's just tragic to watch them grow up fucked-up from the start...
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30170
>>30167
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REMOVE SANDNIGGERS FROM MY ANCESTRAL LAND!!
ox5CJ
?
No.30171
30173 30177
[3d20 = 41]
>>30168
*Stabs with Cane-Sword* (use poison)
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30172
30174 30175
>>30167
Oh God, now I'm triggered. Yesterday, I had to listen to a presentation in a legal seminar by a woman (student) who was breaking down crying as she was talking about how the English proficiency requirement in Naturalization tests was racist, and how evil it was that "whiteness" was central to the idea of being American for a long period of time
MEYbI
?
No.30173
30177
[4d20 = 26]
>>30171
Assumes flanking position with Boots. Quick Draws Suiboto
Breaks Cane Sword with Suiboto

Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30174
30179 30181
>>30169
Thank you for the information
>almost arrested
I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump, that was a fun day.
>>30172
oh god I want to die
Why are people so retarded
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30175
30179
>>30172
and these are the (((people))) we are letting in. but good news is trump has brought down the number of muzzies in the country.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30176
30178 30180
Alright I gotta work tomorrow, so goodnight. Don't mess-up Tracy's birds.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30177
>>30173
>>30171
"calm down ill move along."
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30178
>>30176
Good night
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30179
30181 30191
>>30175
>>30174
>I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump
Thank you for your service

Like she asked people in the class first to sum up America in one word, and she said that for most of history it was "whiteness." She went on talking about how assimilation was oppression. Not quite but almost crying. This was a white girl at a fairly high ranked law school talking about her paper for the class. Disturbing
MEYbI
?
No.30180
30182 30193
>>30176
And now you know how I feel about the mutagens, Jew blood, anthropophagy and other shit
\r
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30181
30183 30191
>>30174
>almost arrested
i salute you sir.
>>30179
well shes not wrong america should be white.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30182
30183
>>30180
this.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30183
30185
>>30181
Yeah, when she would say things like "forcing immigrants to become more (culturally) Anglo" I felt like just saying "um, yeah. We want that"

>>30182
THANK YOU
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30185
30186 30187
>>30183
i'd be happy if america was a 100% white country
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30186
>>30185
inb4 le 56% meme
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30187
30188
>>30185
I don't feel like the actual race is as necessary, but I definitely want an Anglo culture

We came here first, and we built this country
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30188
>>30187
i would feel that way too if i hadn't seen so many niggers chimp out over the smallest shit.
>We came here first, and we built this country
Fucking This.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30190
30191
Quick recap:
Birdies.
Peoples (delegation).
I've got tomorrow off, so as soon as I'm able, I'm gonna cinematic some sheeit. Sorry I died early last night, don't have time to catch up now.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30191
>>30179
>>30181
Thanks. The cops came after the guy called (I was standing on the side walk infrount of his buiness by a voting site) realized the call was bullshit, and then promptly left.
>>30179
>pukes
>>30190
>prepares popcorn for cinematic
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30192
30193
6674d088722663b9871bb0552098b970--gaming-memes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
25227186fc306585e1fc59b81a152646--gamer-meme-gaming-memes.jpg
2e457d44ba6ba0bbf1a9c2d166a51317.jpg
5329795fe177291a5588293710b61ac8--bun-bun-cookie-monster.jpg
fb7080162ec9b4cd67a0864c1d2cb59c--corgi-meme-corgi-funny.jpg

Anonymous
uXyQB
?
No.30193
>>30192
See >>30180 >>30182 because it is important to me
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30195
30196 30380
1512553580983.jpg
Found a pic of torcuck.
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30196
30197 30380
4a3.jpg
>>30195
Nah, Torc isn't that kind of faggot (he's probably the least gay of this mix, tbh...); he's just terrified of contact with other sentient creatures because he's a 40+ year old cave-NEET.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30197
30198 30380
1512545851963.jpg
>>30196

Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30198
>>30197
Kek
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30199
30200
Is the gm here?
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30200
30201 30202
>>30199
I think he said he'd be busy today.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30201
30203
>>30200
Oh is Infernuis's player around?
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30202
30203
>>30200
Do you have anything you could use to bind a minotuar?
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30203
30204
>>30201
Idk. He'll show up sooner or later.
>>30202
>bind a Minotaur
My character recently invented duct tape... Idk if it was ever finished though.
Careful though. He belongs to Thez.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30204
>>30203
Can i borrow some chain or the duct tape?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30254
30255 30380 30381
1503195925119-2.png
1509070641643-0.gif
>>30234
>>30232
>>30233
>>30229
>>30228
>>30227
>>30226
>>30223
>>30221
>>30220
>>30219
>>30218
>>30214
>>30213
>>30235
>>30236
>>30237
>>30238
>>30239
>>30240
>>30241
>>30242
>>30244
>>30245
>>30246
>>30247
>>30248
>>30249
>>30250
>>30251
>>30252
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
iDsuF
?
No.30255
30257
[1d20 = 13]
>>30254
BREAK THESE FUCKING CHAINS
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30256
30258
*backs away. Slowly. Quickly. Runs.*
iDsuF
?
No.30257
30258
[1d20 = 19]
>>30255
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
iDsuF
?
No.30258
[1d20 = 11]
>>30257
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30256

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30259
30260
CHARGES TRUMP!
iDsuF
?
No.30260
30261 30262 30263 30269
[1d20 = 1]
>>30259

Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30261
GETS THE FUCK OUT!

>>30260
Thank God

*leaves*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30262
30265 30266
>>30260
As Infernius falls on his face, Thez <whooof> is hovering in mid-air.
"Hey, now you and Trump have even MORE things in common!" ^_^
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30263
1499943737943.jpg
>>30260
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MEYbI
?
No.30264
[1d20 = 13]
*Is Gone*
MEYbI
?
No.30265
30271
[1d20 = 13]
*Grabs Pony and Runs*

"Infernius is pissed off. Will Kill us all. Run!"

>>30262
We could also just have a "rapes while faggot is away are invalid" policy
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30266
30267 30301
1507058540855.png
>>30262
*is weeping*
"me am sorry thez i didnt know it was happening"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30267
30268 30301
>>30266
*drops to knees*
"thez me am the worst husband ever me am sorry kill me if you need to"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30268
30301
>>30267
*hangs head in shame*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30269
30270
>>30260
That is the second time I've been saved from another character charging me by a 1. Maybe the Dice gods aren't so evil after all?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30270
30272
>>30269
>Darth Infernuis Rises.
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30271
30272 30273
>>30265
No. Staph. She has to stay with her birds.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30272
30280
>>30270
From a long distance, from a very long distance, through pipes in the tower, Infernius can hear in Trumpaladin's voice

(Shouting, because distance)
"INFERNIUS! CAN WE TALK?"

>>30271
She needed to leave the stables to avoid being murdered
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30273
30274
>>30271
*glares*
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30274
30275 30293
>>30273
*shuts door*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30275
30276 30277 30280
>>30274
Why are you shutting everyone out of the stables like that?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30276
30277 30278
>>30275
so the birds don't become retarded.
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30277
30279
>>30275
See >>30276
They don't need to see this.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30278
>>30276
But we're not singing or doing anything harmful
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30279
30282
>>30277
What?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30280
30281
>>30275
>>30272

also REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs through pipes.
"you're a marked man Thrackerzodadin."
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30281
30282 30283
>>30280
"I was trying to help you"
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30282
30284 30289
>>30279
It means, I don't want your retardation to spread to the birds.
>>30281
No you weren't.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30283
30287
>>30281
"you did the opposite!"
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30284
30285
>>30282
What retardation?
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30285
30286 30289
>>30284
You can come in when you're able to figure it out.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30286
30287
>>30285
Fuck you and Fuck your birds. I'll kill them
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30287
30288
>>30283
*picks up three vodka bottles puts on fingers*
*hits them on the pipe so you can hear*
"trumpadin come out and playay"
>>30286
you wont be able to if your character is dead.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30288
30290 30301
>>30287
I'm killing Tracy and her fucking birds first
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30289
>>30285
>>30282
You're a fucking asshole for no reason
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30290
30291 30294
>>30288
*waits by stables*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30291
30292 30293
>>30290
*knocks on door*
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30292
30295
421612__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_here's johnny_slasher smile_solo_the shining.png
>>30291
*creaks open a bit*
"..... What?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30293
>>30274
>>30291

Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30294
>>30290
*pipes*
"Fixed the Problem Infernius!"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30295
30296
>>30292
"where did that chain come from horse?"
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30296
30297 30298
>>30295
"What which chain?"
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30297
>>30296
>my grammar
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30298
30299
>>30296
"i was chained up and taken advantage of, where did that chain come from? i want to know why your husband was watching me be raped."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30299
30301
>>30298
"..... You mean the chain I gave Taylor I a few hours ago? Is that what she did with it? I gave her my old one because I never used it, and I didn't want to hoard two of the same tool."
>your husband was watching me be raped.
"My Flashy would never do that. That violates his Code Of Conduct."
*sounds of ravenous birds barely being held back by a struggling mudpony*
"I-I'll feed you in a bit, dears!"
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30301
30302 30303 30305 30307
>>30266
>>30267
>>30268
"I'nis, you're the worst. Have some dignity when you've been >raped."
>>30288
"You're what?"
>>30299
Thez <whooofs> into the stables.
SQUEEEE
"They're so CUTE!" and gets a face nommed.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30302
30308
>>30301
"wha-what dignity?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30303
>>30301
*squeals like a schoolgirl*
"I know, right!" also gets face-nommed
*feeds bird through throat*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30305
30306 30310
>>30301
Tracy's faggot is a complete asshole. He's perfectly content to start drama, participate in fights, and insult people without obvious cause but he refuses to communicate which could end so many problems. Fuck him
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30306
30311
>>30305
>comparing assholes
I just hope Tay sticks around, she's gonna have a part in the next cinematic blur blur.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30307
30313
1506130576776.jpg
>>30301
"Thez your not mad at me?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30308
30309 30311 30323 30329
American-Football-Rugby-Locket-Can-Open-And-Hold-10mm-Pearl-Bead-Cage-Pendant-Fitting-DIY-Fashion.jpg
>>30302
"Infernius, while you're here, could you cast a few spells on this Phylactery?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30309
30314
>>30308
"who it for?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30310
30312
>>30305
>refuses to communicate
What do you want to know?
>banning to get attention
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30311
30316

>>30308
>>30306
>>30306
I can't deal with fucking mystery. Like I made that big post about meta gaming a couple days ago, it was a reply to him, and he was the only person not to acknowledge it. Does he agree, disagree? I don't know. I made posts last night, and he never responds. Like are things okay? Is there resentment? I have no idea. I just have to speculate

And now he does shit like "guess what I mean by "your mental retardation."" If you're going to insult me, fucking say what you mean. Because I have no idea what you are talking about. COMMUNICATE
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30312
>>30310
That's a warning, shit for brains
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30313
30315
>>30307
"For getting >raped? Fug no, its happened to me thousands of times! It'll stop being "a thing" when you're ready."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30314
30323
>>30309
"It's for my husband, although I could make one for you too, if you'll help me."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30315
30317 30318
>>30313
*hugs thez*
"but i didnt like it though it didnt feel right.
*infernuis blushes and turns redder than the redest red.*
"i-it only feels right w-with you."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30316
>>30311
>retardation
I was referring to the music, the >raping and all the other shenanigans. I was trying to express in character that she was being protective of the birds by averting their eyes/ears to the drama, while I was doing my project.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30317
>>30315
*considers coming closer*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30318
30319 30320 30322
>>30315
"On the same token, you're gonna have to let it go about me raping Trump. That was NOT consentual, it was NOT romantic, it was NOT intimate, it was just >rape. I didn't want to (well, maybe a little) but I could see that he needed to be raped. He needed to "not feel right" in order to understand how to make it work with Tracy."
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30319
30321
>>30318
"reeeeeeeeeeee"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30320
30339
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>30318
*grumbles something incoherent about touching her husband*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30321
30324
>>30319
"You're the one who let the cat out of the bag! Don't EVEN get me started on you, this was supposed to be "that awkward question Thez asked Infernius one time that was never mentioned again but noooooooooo,...."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30322
>>30318
"me understand now, me sorry i acted like a bitch."
*kisses forehead*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30323
30326
muhamad-faizal-fikri-phylactery-of-undead-turning.jpg
>>30308
>>30314
Actually, does a phylactery need to be worn on the forehead, or can it be in a locket?
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30324
30325 30327
>>30321
"I asked you about telling Tracy, and you said "be careful about how you incite her jealousy, but you could." And of course I wasn't going to keep such an important piece of information secret. It's one of those things she had the right to know about"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30325
30330
>>30324
"trumpadin come out and playay."
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30326
30328
>>30323
I think the Jewish thing is a forehead instrument. But a locket is more aesthetically pleasing
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30327
30330
>>30324
"Oh right, cuz how you broached the subject was considerate n shit." sarcasm drips from that statement.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30328
30330
>>30326
Jews didn't invent the practice, but a few of the orthodox use it.
It's basically a magic scroll that warns you whenever you're about to do something less than %100 football, so you don't fall by accident.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30329
30331
>>30308
casts what needed to be casts. in return for a phylactery of my own.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30330
30331 30332
>>30325
"But I don't want to play. I want to fix things"

>>30327
"It needed to be said sometime. I wanted to tell her in private. She didn't want to leave the stables, and no one else did. In fact, it WAS said in private, just through empathic link, but everyone here is such metagaming faggots that they don't understand they can't hear what is said in empathic link, and Torcuil's faggot forgot he said his character left to go in town"

>>30328
Well yes, but I think it's a forehead thing that's basically a jewish practice
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30331
30333 30334
>>30330
Several earlier religions, like the Egyptians, also did it; Jews picked it up from them.
>>30329
Maybe a headband with a Swastika on it?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30332
30337
>>30330
I always saw a phylactery as the center/focal-piece of a hidden or buried shrine, at least as far as liches are concerned. For magic items or priest reliquary I have them as "elaborate accessory." Kind of like a wallet-chain.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30333
30335
>>30331
Still a Jewish Practice. I don't care though.

*Eats bagel*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30334
30337
BlackSun.jpg
>>30331
not just a swastika a black sun as well.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30335
30336
>>30333
"of course you don't capitalist kike."
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30336
1105956__safe_artist-colon-dimfann_princess celestia_princess luna_annoyed_anticipation_cross-dash-eyed_cute_cutelestia_filly_glare_glass_horse problem.png
>>30335
"D'aww. I love you too you damned Nazi"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30337
30338
>>30332
This.
The practice of writing prayers (on in this case spells) on a scroll ahead of time to store the power of the verses is a practice seen in every culture that had written language.
>>30334
>as well
Just have a phylactery with the black sun, and keep the swastika brand as your holy symbol.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30338
30340
>>30337
yea that's probably a better idea.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30339
>>30320
*considers petting pony*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30340
>>30338
*crafts headband*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30341
30343
*feeds birds again*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30342
30344 30345
Cuz Thez is technically still in the stables with Tracy.
"Hey, you can scribe scrolls can't you? I think I overheard you saying something about scrolls. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure it was you. Can you scribe scrolls?"

That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30343
30345
>>30341
You've fed them like six times in an hour
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30344
30346
>>30342
is still in stables with thez was talking to trump through the pipes or whatever.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30345
30348 30354
>>30342
"Um, a couple I guess."
*levitates quill with Mage Hand, like Twilight*
"I can't castr very many spells though*
>>30343
That's how birds are.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30346
30349
>>30344
"Infernius?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30347
>That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
"le p3ngu1n 0f d00m Rawr xDDDDDDDDD"
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30348
30350
>>30345
Are you going to feed them like 60 times in a day?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30349
30353
>>30346
"explain now!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30350
30351 30353
>>30348
Yes.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30351
30352
>>30350
can birds eat that much?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30352
30354
>>30351
They're as big as small elephants.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30353
30356 30358
>>30349
"I thought that if you had sex with Tay, it would make you even with Thez, and you'd feel better"

>>30350
Wouldn't it be easier to just leave out chopped meat for them to peck? There is no way a Roc could possibly hunt and return 60 times in a day
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30354
30357 30359
>>30345
"Okay, thanks!" Thez is excited by the information. She pets the <nom,... struggle,... POP> bird who just tried to eat her. "I'll be sure to be covered with blood and gore next time I come this way," she says all cute and like one would to a child. Baby-talk essentially.
>>30352
Not quite yet, they're still newborns. Give 'em a day.

Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30355
For future reference, >nom is a new thing. If you're around the babies, >nom
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30356
>>30353
>There is no way a Roc could possibly hunt and return 60 times in a day
They hunt big creatures.
>>30353
>just leave out chopped meat for them to peck
Not intimate enough.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30357
>>30354
"Um... I'm literate too..."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30358
>>30353
"me gain insight."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30359
>>30354
"see you be great mommy."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30360
30361 30366
"Could somebody refill this bag with elephant, please?"
*opens bird's mouth and sticks head in*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30361
30362
*Trumpaladin now enters the stables through the doors*

>>30360
"Sure"
Takes bag, and pets pony
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30362
30363
>>30361
*prolonged eye contact*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30363
30364 30371
>>30362
"Infernius... I need to talk to you. Come with me"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30364
30367
>>30363
do you break the eye contact at any point?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30366
30368 30371
>>30360
"Hmmmm. I don't know about elephants, but I've heard guys at the Fight Club mention these furry things they see every so often. Monmoths? Mahmoud? Mammoths! Yeah, I hear there are Mammoths in the area.

Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30367
>>30364
Probably when taking the bag from Tracy, and as I am petting Tracy
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30368
30369
>>30366
"We have the replicator in the kitchen"
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30369
>>30368
>complains about not killing shit
>offers easy way
"You're right, that's much easier."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30370
30372 30373
>>30365
congratz you just told infernuis he is the pack alpha.
"what you want talk about?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30371
30373
*manages to remove head*
"There, there, baby.."
>>30363
"PLEASE refill the bag first."
*gently pets birds to calm them*
>>30366
"Really? That sounds like fun. Maybe I'll try hunting around there some time."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30372
>>30370
Kek
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30373
30377
>>30370
Uh... That's... That's not how it works

>>30371
"Jesus, calm down, I'll talk to him on the way to the kitchen"
>No response to petting
Okay

>>30370
Signals for him to follow Trump
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30374
30375 30376 30378
Evening Faggots, what have I missed?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30375
30376 30380
>>30374
Mostly just pointless faggotry
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30376
>>30374
See >>30375

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30377
30379
>>30373
signals for him to stop being a bitch and follow
infernuis.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30378
30380
>>30374
"tay raped me."
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30379
>>30377
Kek, Trumpaladin has a bag to refill

*goes to kitchen*
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30380
30384
>>30195
Oh, now you're just being a dick
>>30196
>least gay
Who is the most?
>>30197
Better
>>30254
Okay, what the fuck did I miss?
>>30375
Figures
>>30378
Tell me about it, Torc was first
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30381
30382 30383 30384
>>30254
Why was all this deleted?
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30382
>>30381
I'm guessing Trunp was a faggot again
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30383
30385
>>30381
?
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30384
30387 30388
Fluttershy_seems_ashamed_S1E14.png
>>30380
>Who is most gay
Um....

>>30381
Rapes of characters while faggots are away are invalid, and you were being a bitch by personally insulting so I figured I'd do it to piss you off
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30385
30388
>>30383
Check the post
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30386
*heads to the bizarre*
looking for a clothing shop.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30387
>>30384
>are invalid
But why delet everything?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30388
30389 30390 30391
>>30384
>>30385
i can still see it.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30389
30391 30394
>>30388
??????
You can see al the posts linked in that one?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30390
30394 30400
>>30388
Refresh the tab
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30391
30392 30394
>>30388
>>30389
It's because he hasn't refreshed the page or left it
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30392
30393 30396
>>30391
Delete all you want; GM saw it ^_^
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30393
30397
>>30392
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

It should be invalid because Infernius's faggot wasn't here
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30394
30395 30396 30397 30399
>>30391
>>30390
>>30389
screenshot time
also its better that, that happens in character it tuaght infernuis that he only wants thez.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30395
>>30394
Alrighty then
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30396
>>30394
Whatever
>>30392
Ayyyy
Now Torc can make a fool of himself at the bazar
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30397
30398
>>30393
see >>30394
That is both a blessing and a curse of mixed nuts, things can habben and be canon whilst one doth be afk
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30398
30403
>>30397
That's not good when it involves a player's character
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30399
30400
>>30394
I always keep four tabs open because of that.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30400
>>30390
>>30399
*Returns from kitchen, with bag full of Indian Elephant meat*
"Here you go, little pony"
*pets pony*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30401
30402 30405
Screenshot (34).png
Screenshot (35).png
Screenshot (36).png
Screenshot (37).png
Screenshot (38).png

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30402
30404
>>30401
oh shit those are the wrong ones.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30403
30406 30407
>>30398
Then players and characters should make better use of the rooms. There's more to them than shiny foot-lockers (except Tracy's room, she broke hers).
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30404
30406
>>30402
tfw wrong password.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30405
30408
>>30401
>inb4 delet
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30406
>>30404
RIP in peices
>>30403
Oh fuck thats right
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30407
>>30403
I keep Tracy in the stables lately because she's been watching her eggs.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30408
30409 30410
>>30405
Fuck you too
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30409
30411
>>30408
that was honestly an accident my bad.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30410
>>30408
>inb4 tracy and trump >rape each other
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30411
30421
>>30409
Yeah, but it's pretty clear he has a general disdain for me and I hate that
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30412
30413 30414
Screenshot (40).png
Screenshot (41).png
Screenshot (42).png
Screenshot (43).png
Screenshot (44).png

Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30413
30415
screencapture-mlpol-net-mod-php-1512606825614-2.png
>>30412
Got a prettier CSS
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30414
Screenshot (45).png
Screenshot (46).png
Screenshot (47).png
Screenshot (48).png
Screenshot (49).png
>>30412

Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30415
30416
>>30413
Curious, how did you get the full long screenshot?
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30416
30417 30418
>>30415
There's an extension on Google Chrome that lets you take full page screenshots. I used that
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30417
30420
>>30416
(((Google chrome.)))
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30418
30420
>>30416
Ah, I use firefox on my PC so I'll have oo see if there is something for that
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30419
30420 30422 30424
[Hides in german-american]
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30420
30422 30424
Capture.PNG
>>30417
I got a full image screenshot, didn't I?

>>30418
Oh I'm sure there is

>>30419
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30421
30423
>>30411
Why do you chronically delet posts on whim alone and still expect nobody to say anything about it?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30422
30424
>>30420
meh.
>>30419
REEEEEEEE
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30423
30425
>>30421
Because I was pissed off at you at the time. You hate me, I hate you
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30424
30427 30429 30434
>>30419
Why the hell did you rape infernius with Trump standing by you
>>30420
Why did you let it happen
>>30422
Torc will help infernius kill if Infernius gets him
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30425
30426 30428
>>30423
Don't take it out on The Game though.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30426
30428
>>30425
this, please?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30427
30431
>>30424
where is he at?
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30428
30430 30432
>>30425
Why do you have to be so rude and antagonistic to me all the time?

>>30426
No, I need to settle this
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30429
>>30424
I was gonna do it in private but he wanted to talk so i multi- tasked.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30430
30431 30433 30454 30458
>>30428
>antagonistic
M8, I'm not nearly as antagonistic as I could or want to be.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30431
30435 30436
>>30427
Tower
>>30430
I believe it
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30432
30436
>>30428
im all for you settling it, all i ask is you please stop deleting posts.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30433
30439 30454 30458 30468
>>30430
As you want to be? Please tell me about this. Share your feelings, because being evasive has gotten us nowhere over two months
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30434
30438
>>30424
I was hoping Infernius's faggot would come in, or GM would say it's invalid, or something, so I didn't have to fight off Tay myself
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30435
30438
>>30431
"torc can me talk to you?"

Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30436
>>30432
>>30431
This needs to come out in the open or it will be constant tension forever
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30437
30439
*bird-feeding resumes*
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30438
30440
>>30434
Your like 10 levels ahead of her
>>30435
"Sup pal?"
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30439
>>30437
See >>30433

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30440
30442 30443
>>30438
"me know how it feel to be raped now."
*sad minotuar noises*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30442
>>30440
Welcome to the club
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30443
30447
>>30440
Torc's jaw drops and he starts grabing his gear
"Who did it?"
>>30441
Oh that can be changed
Thabks for reminding me of polymorph GM
MEYbI
?
No.30444
30445 30448
jew_aryanne_smiling2.png
Sheckels?
\r
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30445
30446
>>30444
HERESY
Ayrannestein
MEYbI
?
No.30446
30448
jew_aryanne_smiling.png
>>30445
"But I asked for Sheckels Anon"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30447
30449
>>30443
"tay."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30448
30450
>>30444
>>30446
n-no.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30449
30452
>>30447
Torc suddenly looks very eager, and gains a carefree tone in his voice
"Oh, I'll help you alright"
Ayrannestein
MEYbI
?
No.30450
30451
1499830319641.png
>>30448

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30451
30456
8685848c4decb2ce344b9f26ce2fe39a19703b097b1c6fd1302598f6d4135558.png
>>30450

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30452
30456
>>30449
"she hide somewhere."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30453
30454 30455
Someone should interrogate Darkie.
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
?
No.30454
>>30453
See >>30433
>>30430

Answer me. I'm tired of it constantly being in the background everyday
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30455
30457
>>30453
fine. ill do that fist(if gm is here).
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30456
>>30451
SIEG HEIL
>>30452
"Give me a second Infernius, I need to ask a favor of Troll for this one."
Torc strolls to the stables, whistling Scotland the Brave
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30457
30458 30459 30460
>>30455
Is GM still here?
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
?
No.30458
>>30457
I really want to know, because being silent does not make it go away
>>30433
>>30430

Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
?
No.30459
>>30457
I just want to know, Just what, precisely, the hell your issue with me is
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30460
30461
>>30457
I hope
Is Tay still here?
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
?
No.30461
30462
>>30460
GM is kill for the night

Tracy's Faggot, I know you hate to talk about anything personal, but unless you at some point talk about the obvious tension that's existed for two months I do not see how this game can continue
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30462
30463
>>30461
Three months, we've been doing this for three months now

How oou know GM is kill?
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
?
No.30463
30464 30465
>>30462
Three month yet still the fact remains I hate this fucking cold war and I want everything settled in a good, proper fight

Because GM does this, often. He works on Wednesdays you know
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30464
30465
>>30463
Wednesdays are the sad days.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30465
>>30463
>>30464
Fair point
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30467
30470
>everyone is kill
Goodnight
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30468
30472 30473 30475
>>30433
Dammit. Fine, it's because you play a very shitty romantic partner as a character.
Session after session, you behave in such a way as if you believe that just because this character is supposed to be in love with yours that you can just treat her however you want to without consequences. Lately, since I stopped charting so intensely and applying Good Boi Points to the math, I've had to play her in character think of all the crap you do to her every day: You casually talk about taking away her child or forcing an abortion; you chronically flirt with her female friends, even when you know she'd never do the same to you; you suggest killing her pets like it's nothing; you try to set up all kinds of arbitrary restrictions on what she can/can't do; you never trust her even in the least bit, even though her only motivation is the well-being of her family; you expect that just because she's been loyal and obedient in the past that she would continue to blindly follow your orders without her own input; you watch her like a hawk and try to change things about her to make her less edgy, instead of trying to sway your own character towards her even the slightest bit; and worst of all, you act as if by rewarding her with affection you can shirk-off all of the above and much more, just because you know she'll forgive him. Is that how you treat normal, hoo-man women irl? How do you maintain healthy relationships like that? Holy shit.
When I did this with math, it was relatively easy for me to apply "unconditional love" as a constant, but I was always writing-off negative points just to keep the game moving smoothly. Did you notice that your character is the only one who's been here for three months but hasn't been stabbed by her? Do you really think he never did anything to deserve it, or that she never had a reason to be angry at him? Even Thez had her tail cut off when Tracy had the opportunity to do it. Your playing a relationship with a character who has, unconditionally and unwaveringly, given your character her utmost devotion, but just treat that feactor like it's some kind of haxx to push her around because you know she'll still love him. If I were committed to playing an actual yandere character, he would've been stabbed/wounded precisely 17 times by now, four of which during circumstances that she would've had every opportunity to kill him. At this point, the only thing "yandere" about her is her willingness to continue to give her unconditional affection even when her partner doesn't deserve it. I've done plenty of romantic RP logs and even co-authored a few short stories, and this is quite honestly the most annoying kind of person to write with (especially when playing the girl, which is already the hard part btw): the guy who think he can just play a pushy, manipulative, inconsiderate dick, just because "she already loves me"; it's infuriating, and it makes the romantic game so much harder to play.
Gosh, it reminds me of my cousin's manipulative prick of an ex-boyfriend: she was absolutely crazy for him, and he knew that full well and constantly pushed her boundaries. Fuck!
tl;dr I say I'm not as antagonistic as I could be because any other character I've played/designed would've either snapped violently or become spitefully subversive by now, but Tracy has only been 100% loving and affectionate all the fucking time, and I've kept it that way because I know you'd do something retarded, like cut her legs off or try string her up and suffocate her fetus, at the slightest sign of grumpiness or hostility.

I have my own reasons for why I don't like you, like how you delet posts whenever you feel like it because you think things will disappear if you censor them hard enough, but in character Tracy has only ever been a loving, devoted partner. I'd say more about out of character stuff, but I've got tests tomorrow, so I'm going to bed.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30470
30471
>>30467
nope
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30471
>>30470
Awww, but I wanted sleep
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
?
No.30472
>>30468
Thank you
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
?
No.30473
30474
>>30468
What I want to hear really is why you don't like me. I'll wait for that I guess.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30474
30476 30479 30588
>>30473
Well, for starters, you delet countless posts at your own discretion just because you feel like it, and you have a chronic habit of taking everything so personally that you even allow your shitty personality to leak into things as dandy as RPGs.
*goes to bed and unplugs computer*
MEYbI
?
No.30475
30478 30501 30504 30753
>>30468
First off, you know the relationship was pushed on me right? Like, you know I did not want it, and then Torcuil and GM pushed it on me, and so now I’m in it.

>If I were committed to playing an actual yandere character, he would've been stabbed/wounded precisely 17 times by now, four of which during circumstances that she would've had every opportunity to kill him.
This is my biggest problem with the character, because when the fuck were those 17 times? Like really, what pisses her off? I have no idea what triggers her, what she doesn’t like, what you don’t like, because everything is charted out on math I don’t understand. I never watch anime. I don’t know Yandere tropes. I have no idea what kind of insane girl you are basing her on. The only experience I have with Yanderes comes from real life experience with a small number. And I have never been stabbed by one. Never. One stabbed herself, but I have never been stabbed, and I have no idea what the hell triggers it. Like what the fuck does your character want?

I have no idea what the hell your character wants. Remember when I made a list of 12 possible things I could tell or ask Tracy, and dismissed them all as “but she isn’t interested,” and then you replied “every single one of those things is wrong, every single one of them”? That’s how little I understand the character. Seriously, I am that ignorant about what your character wants. I figured she wanted affection, so I gave her that. Aside from that, I have no idea.
> I stopped charting so intensely and applying Good Boi Points to the math
WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR CHARTS? I swear to God it would be easier to decode the Voynich Manuscripts than to figure out what your character wants from mine, because I don’t know.
> you suggest killing her pets like it's nothing
That was meta, never in game
> you never trust her even in the least
Because you fully intend on violating that trust 100%. Like you openly talk about doing things while he isn’t away.
> you chronically flirt with her female friends, even when you know she'd never do the same to you
I’ll concede this one. It’s because I had intended on playing a polygynist character. I’d never do that with an IRL woman, ever, but I’m playing the Waifu Thief here, so he does that.
> arbitrary restrictions on what she can/can't do
Not poisoning an unborn child with mutagens is not arbitrary. Neither is not eating human flesh.
> You casually talk about taking away her child or forcing an abortion
Oh that was very far from casual. That was dead serious. Think of it as a custody determination in a divorce. And divorce is a messy as all hell affair.

>Is that how you treat normal, hoo-man women irl?
I have never dated a woman who was inclined to eat human flesh. I have never known a person who was inclined to eat human flesh. In fact, in working with District Attorney’s Offices and Criminal Appeals and Immigration agencies, I’ve seen a lot of shit. I have dealt with a refugee who stabbed his social worker in the eye and dry humped her, and a guy who threw a can of sulfuric acid at four small children that exploded and burned off their faces. A guy who raped his seven-year-old step daughter over a year. A man sentenced to death because he raped and killed his wife, drowned his seven-year-old step daughter in a bathtub, then picked his two step sons up from church intent on killing them. A Narcoterrorist commander whose unit killed 200+ people in the Columbian Civil war. All sorts of horrifying stories of rape and violence from the gang wars in Central America, besides so many cases of manslaughter and domestic violence. I have never, never second-hand known someone who would eat human flesh.
Tell me please, have you ever dated anyone whose moral character was worse than most death row inmates or people the US government felt were important enough to have extradited from foreign prison?

Tl;dr What the hell does your character want from me, because I don’t know
What do YOU want from me, because I don’t know, and I want to get past all of this.
\r
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
?
No.30476
30477
>>30474
Okay, is there a way to get over that? And what else?
Mrs. Sentry
DLwH9
?
No.30477
30478
>>30476
You could start by not deleting/editing posts at your own convenience, and maybe we could learn to get along after that.
*Turns off phone*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30478
>>30477
Okay, but will you really give it a chance? And see >>30475 because I am dead serious when I say I do not understand your character (or you) at all.

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30479
>>30474
I know I have problems
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30485
30486 30565 30753
>sigh
Sorry folks, but winter is the time of year that GM's job suddenly and liberally involves the use of a 15lb sledge-hammer. He frequently finds himself passed the fuck out where not intending to have, often when he was in the middle of doing stuff. Its not narcolepsy, but it looks that way over the internet. With that said,....

The delegation from Sparintenar consists of about 15 bright-eyed, enthusiastic, minimally disciplined individuals all wearing combat fatigues and all strapped with a (now consistent and identifiable) large combat knife. They all await Trump (or a suitable representative) with a slightly dismissive degree of discipline, meaning they stop being discipline to fuck with or talk shit to one another. Many comments about one another's mom are tossed back and forth.

In addition to the youths, is Sigmund, who appears to have a hand-cart that has a series of books stacked on it. He is happy to indicate that he is waiting and must speak with both Taylor and Trump at their earliest convenience, though he his quite content to look around (literally look, he's staying in place until participated with).
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30486
30487 30488
15444__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_adorkable_animated_cute_huzzah_lunabetes_solo.gif
>>30485
This is that damned part of year where the apartment complex switches the air-conditioner to a heat pump so it heats, and then the Schizophrenic weather changes and it can be 80 degrees inside for days at a time. It's miserable. Thankfully the weather is staying cold for now, but it happened the last two Decembers

Trumpaladin rides in to the scene on Gleaming Brass Dragonne, who herself would be a suitable respresentative for the group, as "For Those About to Rock" plays as he glides down. He dismounts and stands besides Fae, taking off his helmet, and showing his luscious hair.

"Greetings, Gentleman! Welcome to Port Barry!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30487
>>30486
This is spoken to the group as a whole, which would mean both the regulars and Sigmund
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30488
30490
>>30486
Ever one to make an entrance, and in standard form, Trump arrives and wows the crowd to sounds of awe.
"Well met Mr. Trump! I have been instructed by Baz to relay a bit of information. These youths have been selected to take part in a Football-exchange program. They are tasked with living in, working with, and experiencing Football in its natural habitat for a period to be determined, until such a time as they can be observed to know and can speak to Football freely and unrestrained. You may consider them 1st level hirelings, but without any of the leadership restrictions, since technically they're Baz'. As for myself I must speak at length with Taylor if she is available and not raping anyone for the moment. There is much to discuss with regard to her record contract, and already there have been requests for scheduling and events."
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30489
30490
"If everything proceeds within reasonable parameters of 'as planned', then these lads are the beginning of what will come to be known as the Spartan Football Team."
This is a big deal to the Spartans, they've never known another nation-state that was 'proper' enough to engage in any sort of competitive exchange or venture. Basically, they see Port Barry as maybe containing proper rivals.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30490
30492
>>30488
Forgot Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhTk0IynHM

These people sound like the actual historical spartans, losing discipline the moment they are away from home. They are perfect

Fae stands majestically, although ready to speak on the subject of the sacred ball the instant needed

Trump to Sigmund: "Send my regards to Baz. He has sent a very fine group here, as expected of the stock of Sparintenar. They will not be disappointed, nor will he. As for Tay, I really can't say where she is at the moment"

>>30489
"Believe me. We're proper rivals."

To the men
"Gentleman, you are here to learn Football. You already know much of it, since the most essential elements are also essential elements of military training. The ability to work together as a team. The ability to take orders. To tackle, and to take hits. To be loyal to and supportive of a team. Individual players can stand out as heroes and receive fame if they do well enough. Where you must fill in your knowledge are those bits of Football that are, well, American. That is where I hope to help you the most. The shear excitement of the Touchdown, the pleasure of the tailgate party, merchandising. Wearing lucky clothing on game day. All the tactics and statistics that make the game unique. And most importantly of all... The legend, of John Elway"
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30491
30493
Thez <whooofs> to the scene.
"Sigmund! It's been too long,... WAY too long! How are the negotiations proceeding with my contract."
Sigmund eyballs her twice, and adjusts his glasses.
"Yes of course. Who are you exactly?"
T>"I'm,... Thez,... I sent,... Trump had,... mu contract."
"Miss, that was no laughing matter. I don't know how you happened to fabricate one of our contracts so effectively, but I can say that it was both an impressive and insulting forgery. You clearly have no respect for the amount of time and effort that goes into one of these arrangements to so whimsically attempt to defraud one, and our company has no interest in doing business with you, thank you!" He finishes in a huff.

Trump recalls the part where Baz indicated that "Only a player could possibly recognize or remember this contract." (referring to Thez')
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30492
30493
>>30490
"Wait, there's parties?" one of the youths pipes up, more of a shitpost than an actual question.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30493
30494
>>30492
"Oh yes, there are definitely parties. Drinking and merriment, and the game itself is a sort of merriment. But you must maintain your discipline during the game to win. In that regard it is no different than war."

>>30491
To Thez
"Is Baz not a player?"
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30494
30495 30496 30497 30533 30544
awkward.jpg
1505962759491.gif
>>30493
With that, the youths adopt a more formal stance, displaying that they do still have discipline.
>Baz
She would say "Who is Baz?", but at the moment she's been crushed. Basically, she's now realizing that even though the contract survived the reboot, no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20 (using live dice) on her performance check, which already has a +27 modifier, and thus her most magnificent improv concert essentially cease to exist. She also realizes that without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore.

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30495
30498 30525
>>30494
"You came on the perfect day, because tonight is a Football game. You will watch the game in our grand Cathedral the way all the citizenry of Port Barry do, and the way the citizenry of Sparintenar shall when an appropriate counterpart structure is built in your city. After receiving a quick overview of how the game is played, you will partake in the Tailgating, the Nacho eating, the beer drinking, and all the associated revelry as you watch the game played before you. That'll be tonight

When that is over, you shall retire to our monestary. That location shall become your home until your leader sees fit to recall you. In the morning, you shall participate in practice, along side our Generals, our mendicant order, and from my magnificent priestess here"
Fae stands Magnificently
"You shall practice on the training field and you shall receive instruction on the Art of the Game indoors. If you learn well enough, play well enough, you shall graduate to become your own team."

Trumpaladin tears up at this moment
"If you learn the game well enough, by God, you will have not only truly earn the right to call yourselves Spartans - the Game being the epitome of the Spartan virtues - you might just earn the right to be American"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30496
30498
>>30494
Aww
*Pets Thez*
Mrs. Sentry
diiTn
?
No.30497
>>30494
>without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore
[sympathetic mudpony noises]
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30498
30500
>>30495
One of the youths speaks up. "Sir, uhm, Mr. Trump? Our orders are to not return. We are not return until we know Football to such a degree that our time would be wasted. Baz sends us to understand Football to such a point that we may speak at length and without reservation of,... uhm,... I forget his name already, but he's the guy who you're always supposed to mention alongside Football. So we're supposed to learn to speak of Football, but not only speak of but BE Football, and until we are, we're definitely down for some nachos <appreciative murmurs> beer <moar> and revelry <almost cheering at this point>."
>>30496
Simplifying meta - If Trump were to press her for info, he would learn that Thez never met Baz in previous, so she would not know his name or designation. She did catch a glimpse of a tiny-fellow in a Halo suit (yes, oh yes) but never Baz and definitely not a squirrel with a bazooka.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30499
30501
*feeds birdies*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30500
30502
>>30498
"Oh you shall learn it alright, and the great Elway as well, for he is Football, and Football is He, now and Forever. Praise American"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30501
>>30499
See >>30475 and we're not done

Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30502
30503
>>30500
Sechs leads his way up to Trump "Shall I direct them to the Away team locker room?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30503
30504
>>30502
"But of course. Fae should accompany them, to give them the quickest of run downs. When they are settled in, they should probably see the city"
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30504
30505
Since it was mentioned
>>30475
>Torcuil and GM pushed it on me
True, but lets be fair. At the time it began, it was a vetting process. I had no idea if you or anyone was serious or just trolling; I wasn't certain of either player's sincerity so I went with it. Desu, I thought both characters were trolls.
>>30503
Checking Trump's pali, Sechs proceeds as directed. The city is quite to the Spartan's liking, being both simple and utilitarian but with a finesse and expertise of form that comes across without reference. Being accustomed to routines, they are quickly and easily able to modify their previous schedules to fit their new environment.
Taylor (eventually) crosses paths with Sigmund, and both have a conversation that is consequential.
Meanwhile, there's two adorable fuzz-birds in the stables. They're so cute, and dumb, and
>nom on face
"Sqweeeeee!" says the other, flapping its non-wings excitedly.

Mrs. Sentry
diiTn
?
No.30505
30507
>>30504
*moves in to feed the squealing birdie*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30506
30507
Having said, I have no regrets; this is the world where - in a certain sense - Tracy does get with Flash Sentry. Xp
Also George Soros gets his shit cut off and BTFO.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30507
>>30506
Reeeeee

>>30505
We're settling this
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30509
>>30508
topkek

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30510
30531
>>30508
Nigger, do you have any idea how many of my posts I make while driving?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30511
30512 30514
LOL Trump and Tracy have almost the same dynamic now as Zeus and Hera. Xp
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30512
>>30511
>Trumpaladin is Zeus, a god with the power of getting any female pregnant in a single instance of intercourse
I am okay with this
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30513
30514
>>30508
Good luck on your tests
Mrs. Sentry
A009d
?
No.30514
30515
>>30511
I guess I'd better step up the game then. Tracy has only killed two horses so far. Her would destroy entire countries out of jealousy, torture his children and drive his cohorts to suicide, and she'd do it all without Zeus noticing. I do base my Yandere writing theorems in part off of Greek mythology though.
>>30513
Thanks. I g2g now.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30515
30516
>>30514
You're saying that just to piss me off
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30516
30618
>>30515
I am, but it's true.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30517
30518 30519 30545
femaleakuma_edit1.png
Taylor eventually learns that there was a great reception to her performance and especially to associated news of the Emperor's demise. Her performance/appearance is greatly desired in the Grand Court (formerly Court City).
And cuz I'm bored here is a shitty recolor
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30518
30520
>stuck here for almost an hour, mobilefagging with borrowed phone
>>30517
Good for her.
>Tracy is reading about it in the Awoo News Paper
Does the Grand Court still hold any sort of centralizing authority in the continent, now that the Emperor is gone? Or are they just a bunch of uprooted nobles waiting to get their throats slit?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30519
>>30517
Btw, I've been meaning to ask, does The have any other classes besides Monk?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30520
30521
>>30518
In that it holds proprietary stewardship over the administration of the socio-economic structures of the involved nation-states, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30521
30522
>>30520
How do they enforce thier authority? What's the scope of their armies?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30522
30524
>>30521
They don't have an army, the court is entirely administrative. They don't deal in war, they've just been positioned to make some semblance of order over the world of Kefka's reign.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30523
And I still can't figure it out, what creatures can Tracy Command with her Paladin's Mount Ability? Does it really apply to all Ebil Outsiders, or just those few that would be listed as "fiends" in 5e?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30524
30526
>>30522
Has there been any word of instability now that the Freak is gone? Are they afraid of getting invaded?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30525
30527
Spoilered
>>30495

Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30526
30528
>>30524
They're not known for being freaked, though there is uncertainty how to proceed in Kefka's absence. A Steward has been appointed to oversee operations in the meantime, but that is more of a reflex action than a permanent arrangement.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30527
>>30525
Kek. I've been feeling like most of the creatures here would respond that way too. They're like Pacific Islanders: they don't know wtf "America" is, but they might be open to it if it gives them cool stuff and saves them from plagues.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30528
>>30526
I have the feeling that Kefka wasn't very much of an administrator by how he behaved. I imagine the court did most of the work, even if they're all just a bunch of butt-kissers.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30529
30530
Just to get a picture of them, how big are these birds?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30530
30532
>>30529
They're about 7' tall sitting, and they're pear-shaped
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30531
>>30510
After all the crap I've given my friends for texting while driving, I could never RIP if I died because I couldn't resist shitposting for a few minutes.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30532
>>30530
Adorable.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30533
30604
Infernuis Preston nosebleed.png
>>30494
*holds thez*
you all notice his nose is pouring blood.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30534
30539
Are those phylacteries finished yet? If so, Tracy would've handed them to their respective users.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30535
30536
>>30077
Pretty much going with giant-sized this desu
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30536
>>30535
So fluffy!
*Pulls head out of bird's mouth and hugs it*
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30537
30538
Can the Detect Magic spell detect magic items when they're not in use?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30538
>>30537
Actually, fug meta.
Tracy uses her wand on the Phylacteries to test if they've been enchanted properly.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30539
30541
>>30534
Phylacteries of what, specifically?

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30540
30542 30604
"infernuis's head hurts."
"everything getting blurry."
*falls to the ground.*
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30541
>>30539
The Phylacteries of Faithfulness that Tracy crafted earlier and had Infernius enchant: the football-shaped locket and a silver headband, both containing scrolls with the entirety of Mein Kampf and the Preachings of John Elway written very, very small, respectively.
This way, the character will know right away when they're doing something Jewish or less than 100% Football, so that they won't Fall by accident.

What did Thez ask Tracy about her scroll-scribing before for again?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30542
>>30540
*Plugs bull's nostrils, but doesn't bother dragging him to the entertron*
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30543
How often do characters get a new Ability point? I want to know, so that I can decide whether or not to level Tracy up as an Assassin.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30544
>>30494
>no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20
That's actually really quite sad.. it's like rolling quints without getting checked... That recording contract seemed really important to her..
Not to mention they might've not even recognized her anyway, since those posters were made while she was half fiend.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30545
>>30517
How are communications managed in the empire? Do they use coded ciphers?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30546
*continues feeding birds, speaking to them in soft, deliberate phrases*
>Humidity makes every creature in the room extra fuzzy
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30547
30548 30604
*seizures*
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30548
30549
>>30547
*Begrudgingly drags bull to entertron after realizing that he's too dumb to heal himself*
Btw, I didn't see any Truth Domain under the listed Domain spells lists. What Domain's spells are you using?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30549
30550
>>30548
i haven't been using them.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30550
30551
>>30549
You should. Domain spells are literally god-tier.
Also, gib Blade Barrier scroll.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30551
30552 30555
>>30550
im gonna go with the travel domain, what you need a blade barrier scroll for?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30552
30553
>>30551
>Need
... I don't need it.. I want it..
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30553
30554
>>30552
for what reason?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30554
>>30553
It sounds like an awesome spell...
>tfw mudpony
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30555
30556
>>30551
Travel is pretty great.
What are Hitler's Domains?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30556
30557
>>30555
i was thinking travel for blitzkrieg and plant for the environmentalism aspect.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30557
30558
>>30556
Don't gods get three?
I imagine one of his would be war.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30558
30560
>>30557
there is no war domain in 3.5 it seems.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30559
but it is one in 5th.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30560
30561
>>30558
Yes there is. In fact, only War Clerics get proficiency in their favored deity's martial weapon as their Granted Power.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Domains
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30561
30562
>>30560
war domain god-tier.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30562
30563
>>30561
They're all God Tier.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30563
30564
>>30562
some are better tan others.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30564
30566
>>30563
Well, in the end, it depends on what God your character worships.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30565
30571
>>30485
[Sneakily talks to sigmund]
Sigmund follow me.

Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30566
30567
>>30564
Clerics really do have the best Divine spells though.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30567
30568
>>30566
yea they do.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30568
30569
>>30567
Yeah, they don't get the same melee bonus as Paladin's but they can cause freaking Earthquakes once a day, not to mention that spontaneous Heal casting and channel power.
Druids are cool in their own way though, and Rangers can are always the best at whatever it is they've chosen to do.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30569
30570
>>30568
i gotta go for an hour be back later.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30570
>>30569
Same. Bye.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30571
30572
>>30565
That was super sneaky, but why?
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30572
30573 30574
>>30571
I may have pissed off several people.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30573
>>30572
You mean the >rape? We're past that. The clients really liked your performance.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30574
30575
>>30572
K. So to reiterate: "Yes well, it is good that you're here. We've been in communication with the Grand Court, and they are most interested in your appearance and performance. News of your performance in Sparintenar made quite a stir it seems!"
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30575
30576
>>30574
I recently formed a girl group with my friend thez shes really good, i would like you to sign her to.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30576
30577
>>30575
"Be careful of that one, she attempted to pass fraudulent documents through Mr. Trump. The board of executives has black-balled any billing or hiring of her."
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30577
30578
>>30576
That just will not do, let me speak to these executives for my friend.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30578
30580
>>30577
"If you would like to a meeting can be arranged, but it won't be any time soon. These are very busy people, you must understand.
The contract (he indicates his stack of books) is specifically geared toward you being the sole talent present on stage, and there hasn't been any allowances made for additional staff."
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30579
30581
Do I need to roll a die to start training these birds during the rearing? I want to at least be able to at least teach them "Come", "Heel" and "Down" before they get big enough to cause any serious damage.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30580
30582
>>30578
I understand and i would like to schedule a meeting herr sigmund. How was the income for the concert?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30581
30583 30588
>>30579
KEK! That's hilarious!
"I'll pass that along. The concert? You mean the one for the Grand Court? The payout for the artist is 10k gold."
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30582
30583
Sorry, 2nd half is for >>30580

Tay
IaGri
?
No.30583
30584
>>30582
>>30581
No i was asking if it brought spartinator a good sum of gold.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30584
30585
>>30583
Now I'm confused. Are you referring to the proposed performance or previous?
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30585
30586
>>30584
The previous one.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30586
30587
>>30585
How could there be? They were entirely spontaneous, its not like tickets were sold. There WILL be profits for Sparintenar, but that will depend on her performances going forward.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30587
>>30586
Good i would like to boost there economy.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30588
30589
>>30474
>tfw birds have only 2 Int
The writers of these books greatly underestimate the intelligence of animals..
>>30581
>hilarious
???
I'm taking this from a wiki. I wanted to know when to roll, because some of these checks take several weeks.

Am I just reading into it too much?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30589
30590
>>30588
>Animal INT
IKR? I'm not going by the "book" on animal OR monster INT, that's absurd, across the board for all general animals,... yeah.
>>30588
Well, its not exactly an opposed check, so it can just be assumed to have happened. The first impression of one was Tracy, and the other was of Trump's face, so they're all-but imprinted at this point, barring significant trauma.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30590
30591
>>30589
>imprinted
I practiced falconry for 6 years, and idk what you're talking about..
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30591
30595
>>30590
Well I know jack shit about baby birds, so nevermind.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30592
30594
Hey thez can i talk to you?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30593
30597 30600
Oh, and to address the question about animal behavior references.

I'll start with inbred hamsters. When a hamster is properly sired and bred they develop into cohesive and social groups with the other hamsters they live around. This is observable in both wild and domestic hamsters. They share resources and responsibilities.

When hamsters are inbred, they increasingly begin hoarding and stealing everything available to them, be it resources, or in case of domestic, all the toys. In times of scarcity, they will - as a group (the whole inbred family) - will literally cannibalize other hamsters.

This is why pet farms are such a problem, but that's a rant for another day. The implications I was making by that reference is to beg the question: "If that's how hamsters act when they're inbred, how do people act?" refugees, for example
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30594
30596
>>30592
"... yeah."
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30595
f50IZJS.png
>>30591
Did you mean bonding of some kind? They're usually blind for the first several hours, minus the ability to tell light from dark.
If you meant familiarity, birds are usually comfortable around the individual they spend the most time with, although the biggest factor is the person who knows how to handle them properly. Most birds are quite intelligent, and can recognize human faces easily; they're capable of recalling how an individual has treated them in the past, and they even hold grudges sometimes. Each bird is unique and needs to be handled in respect to its personality (which is subtle as fuck, but exists nonetheless), so trainers who spend a lot of time with their birds by default know how that bird needs to be treated.
What they remember early on though is what sounds and patterns they associate with food, which is why you have to begin handling them all day on the first day to make sure their rewards and motor system is intact. If you expose them to loud noises or rhythmic music in the first couple days, it royally messes them up because they can't even eat/fly properly.

pic unrelated
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30596
30599
>>30594
I- i am going to negotiate to the council on your behalf.I told sigmund we had recently formed a girl group in case he asks about it.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30597
>>30593
>pet farms
Oh, don't even get me started on those..
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30599
30601
>>30596
T> "Don't worry about it, its fine. I'm glad you made a good impression, there will be other opportunities."

Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30600
>>30593
Ah, I see.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30601
30603
>>30599
No i will not let this injustice go.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30602
30603
*Tracy mouth-feeds her birds, for the 6 gorillionth time*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30603
30604 30605 30606 30609
>>30601
T> "Really, its okay. So I don't perform this once, big deal. I'm out of practice anyway, and I have to completely reassess my performance capabilities (this is true, her skill point modifiers are all fucked off now). Its actually better this way."
>>30602
See this is what I'm talking about. Don't worry, you got this. Still, they're going to be running around and destroying shit before they're fully trained, don't doubt.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30604
30606 30613
>>30603
so thez didnt react to any of these?
>>30547
>>30540
>>30533
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30605
30613
>>30603
Your not mad at me a-are you?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30606
30607 30613
>>30603
I mostly just want to keep them from killing each other. It sucks when the eaglets do that...
How big is the central yard in the tower?

I keep meaning to have Tracy remind Slovenia to have the Stables renovated, but it always evades me..
>>30604
She knew Infernius could just spontaneously heal himself, and that he was just being a drama queen.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30607
30608
>>30606
he cant heal himself if hes seizing.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30608
30610
>>30607
What's his Concentration rank?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30609
30611
>>30603
>they're going to be running around
Where can Tracy let them run around?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30610
>>30608
5.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30611
30612
>>30609
we should make an aviary.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30612
>>30611
It'd have to be a bigger than the tower though.. These creatures range from Gargantuan to Colossal.
I though about a large perch though, for Huge flying creatures. I still want to build that castle in the mountains one day too.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30613
30614 30615
>>30604
I'm sorry, I thought you were shit-posting. 8O Of course she would have reacted. We can assume the Thez and Taylor dialogue occurred slightly earlier when Sigmund first showed up.
>>30605
"No, I was occupied with something else that day, its nothing to worry about."
>>30606
Friggin' huge. There's a holodeck also. You guys have completely ignored the middle section. I know I was vague about omitting details, but you've only explored half the thing. The forge area is in the relative basement, on the opposite end of the Tower. Also, the birds will be able to perch on the Tower when they get to size.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30614
30616 30617 30619
>>30613
A holodeck?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30615
30616 30619
>>30613
Oh. Can I get a map?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30616
30619
>>30615
>>30614
these.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30617
30619
>>30614
>holodeck
This.
Can we grind experience in there?
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30618
30624
>>30516
Just stop doing passive aggressive bullshit intentionally to piss me off. That's much worse for the continuation of the game than anything as petty as post deletion.

>he would have been stabbed precisely 17 times by now, 4 under conditions tang would have been life threatening
Oh yeah well I have had to do charting myself to keep him from doing full round attacks on her until she is dead. And when the hell were these 17 times? I don't understand your character well enough to avoid these
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30619
30621
building.png
>>30614
Yep.
>>30615
>>30616
Sure
>>30617
No, but combat skills and feats yes.
The black lines indicate stuff. One of those is the vault, and one is the infirmary. The whole structure is connected by a long spiral staircase that whisks the person to their desired spot.

Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30620
Oh, the forge is the one at the bottom
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30621
30622
>>30619
>combat skills and feats
.. I can characters gain feats through training?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30622
30623 30627
>>30621
Well, some feats require "training" to gain. For example, two-weapon fighting is one I was going to require a competent teacher for, since the character would otherwise have to roll around using 2 weapons for a while, incurring penalties and such. With the holodeck characters can grind feats in their off hours. I am of the mind that some feats - particularly cobat feats - should be grind-able.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30623
30624 30626
>>30622
Do trained feats still take-up spots for bonus feat selection?
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30624
30625
>>30623
See >>30618 because I know you are not done
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30625
>>30624
I'll do that when I find a ride home.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30626
30628
Torcuil could practice "Shot on the Run", rather than stew in his cave Xp
Tracy could practice Skill Focus: Edge
Not sure what sort of combat technique Trump would practice, but he could.
But, this also leaves players open to being fucked with by other players. Only the rooms prevent that.
>>30623
No, they don't. ^_~
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30627
30629
>>30622
so what happend when infernuis got sick?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30628
30631 30633
700291__source needed_useless source url_questionable_artist-colon-aryanne_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_ahegao_blushing_close-dash-up_drool_face_female_.jpg
>>30626
>they don't

Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30629
30630
>>30627
One of the guys from Sparintenar runs forward and starts patting Infernius on the chest.
"Sir! Are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30630
30631
>>30629
jej seriously?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30631
30632 30633
>>30628
But you can assume to not have time to work on magic items though. Xp
>>30630
I couldn't help it. Since I'm not sure exactly what you have in mind, Thez would first determine whether or not he was injured or whatever, and if unresponsive she would <whooooof> to the entertron.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30632
30634 30635
>>30631
hes screaming about his head and seizing. even after hes in the entertron.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30633
30636 30638
>>30628
Can it virtually-generate enemies for Tracy to grind Improved Death Attack and Stealth-related Feats?
For that matter, could
>>30631
With the right Feats, you don't need magick items. Less expensive too.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30634
30637
>>30632
"my brain on fire!"
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30635
30637
>>30632
"How is that possible?" How IS that possible?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30636
30638
>>30633
It makes sense to me
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30637
30640
>>30634
>>30635
*infernuises eyes roll back in his head*
"thez it hurts it hurts."
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30638
30639 30641 30647
I do want to craft that duct tape though..
>>30633
"Hey, Infernius, can you cast a Spell on this Glue?
>>30636
One more question. Can it simulate Motion? If a couple players wanted to simulate hunting Devourers at high speed with the Ghost-Mobile, would that be possible?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30639
>>30638
He's having seizures at the moment
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30640
30643
>>30637
Uhm,... unless Infernius is hungry, the Entertron is supposed to fix anything. I'm,... Thez is,... completely unsure how to respond to this situation.
MEYbI
?
No.30641
30642 30646 30650
>>30638
Devourers are weak enough you don't need a ghostmobile to do it
\r
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30642
30644 30645 30650
>>30641
Oh, with the exception of Soros, I haven't even started messing with monster advancement. Almost every monster can easily be ranked up in size/HD/ability
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30643
>>30640
check your messages on rabb.it,i told you why this is happening.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30644
30650
>>30642
Which reminds me, how can I advance Fae?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30645
30646
>>30642
>The devourers are bigger
But that's only an issue if you're a bitch
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30646
30647 30648
>>30641
>>30645
im not fighting devourers without the ghost mobile they can trap your soul my man.
MEYbI
?
No.30647
30654
>>30646
>>30638
What's the point of fighting devourers anyways? They live on the extra-planar realm so they are not a harm to anyone, at least no one who isn't evil, and they leave behind no treasure.

You're better off looking for creatures on this plane to fight
\r
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30648
30649
>>30646
I got your message, and I'm even more at a loss.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30649
>>30648
check now.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30650
30652
>>30641
>Devourers are weak
Stronger than a young adult black dragon; they can suck out your spirit essence too, killing your character permanently. They're the creepiest pasta, basically made to punish players for using Ethereal haxx for too long. Besides, the ghost mobile is supposed to be for long-distance, convenient travel.
>>30642
This
Not to mention Templates. Just imagine a Vampiric, Paragon Red Dragon attacking suddenly.
>>30644
I too would like to know this, for Tracy's birds and Tracy.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30651
30653 30655 30656
This has got to be the strangest request I've ever gotten
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30652
30654
>>30650
I'm still going to have to file devourers under the "why" category
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30653
30655
>>30651
Kek, I thought I was bad
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30654
30657 30658
>>30647
The Ghost Mobile could be used for ebin, strategic Blitzkrieg haxx, if mastered properly.
>>30647
>they are not a harm to anyone
They're a threat to anyone anywhere. They shift between Ethereal, Astral and Material planes at will, not unlike Nightmares.
>>30652
You said you wanted to fight undead, right?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30655
>>30651
>>30653
its pretty original though.

Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30656
>>30651
What?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30657
30658 30660
>>30654
you had me at blitzkrieg.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30658
30661
>>30654
>>30657
I want no part of it