/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal


Welcome to the new code.
If you want to see the latest posts from all boards in a convenient way please check out /overboard/
Note: JS is required to be able to post, but I am working on a system where that won't be needed.

Name
Email
Subject
By clicking New Reply, I acknowledge the existence of the Israeli nuclear arsenal.
Comment
0
Select File / Oekaki
File(s)
Password (For file and/or post deletion.)

maxresdefault1.jpg
Game Night Part 4
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2421
2424
Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".

Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...

THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)

Previous bread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1799.html
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2424
2426
derpy_and_duck__new_version__by_joemasterpencil-d5wpgrb.png
>>2421
CNFY anon, are zMjJ anon by a different IP? (Are you the game master of the previous threads?)
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2426
2435
discord__you__by_critchleyb-d50fmd9.png
>>2424
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I have never tripfagged, so thats an ineffective criteria. I am the anon who has created the world of the Game. I alone grasp the 1000s of years that have led from session to session, party to party, and anon to anon. I alone know the secret of that superfuck who keeps firetrapping the rooms, and only through me can the player perceive anything other than a bunch of grown men playing with imaginary dolls.
Pic related, shall I go on?
Tl:dr This is a sincere and consistent transition from the last session to the current.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2427
zimmzamm.jpg
so we begin
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2428
2470
For those unaware, the game typically runs on Saturday nights, with wanton bants to be had as available through the week. Meaning, Saturday night (ish, depending on timezones) we get together and pretend to brutally murder shit. We engage in thoughtforms of creation and negation, to arrive at a point where none are truly satisfied and all are wanting more. I can wax idiotic about the metaphysical gainz that result of such practices, but knowing doesn't augment (indeed, it inhibits) progress developed along these lines so I will stop.
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2429
2430
It's midnight and I'm sick with the Flu, but I'll be damned if I'm going to miss this while everyone else moves on.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2430
2431 2433
>>2429
>is suddenly in a darkened room with a single overhead spotlight as the only source of reference.
"WHY ARE YOU SICK WITH THE FLU"
>commands/asks a disembodied voice

Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2431
>>2430
This aside, players are freely welcome to interact with their environment (within reason) in an agreeable sense to many forms of console gaming (except gainz, those have to be approved. Everywhere r gains.).
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2432
2439
Overview1.png
current situational map, per perspective
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2433
2436 2437
421581__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_remove kebab_solo.png
>>2430

>*shameless blogposting intensifies*
Might not be the Flu, but it sure feels like it. Pretty sure my brother gave it to me.
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2435
2443 2445
image.jpeg
>>2426
Ah, I see. You threw me off your scent for a minute there.
When logged in as a moderator, a hashed version of the IP address (which is based on a hidden formula and almost impossible to reverse engineer into the raw IP address) appears between the name field and the flag. It is divided into smaller parts, making it very easy to memorize the first few letters of a hash after only a few viewings, and making it way to distinguish familiar IPs from new ones. Effectively, this gives users a global ID. In your case, you had a hash beginning in zMjJ for perhaps a month, and then apparently changed IPs to one appearing as CNFY

Alright, LET'S DO THIS
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2436
2443
>>2433
Wage war then, anon. Tell your body, your organs, your cells, that this (((infection))) will neither be tolerated, nor will it be allowed to last. That your(these) responses are mobilized is a credit to the threat, the only response to which is elimination.
Tell your body this with equal conviction, and it will respond in kind
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2437
2443
>>2433
plz rape me senpai
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2438
6eOJq.jpg
>haz no idea how his IP works,... he thought he did until was proven wrong
As long as you all know I'm the long-winded, sadistic devil-monk enabling, game-masterbatoring, conscripting, awesomer-than-eber-else-cuz-reasons DM, thats fine.

Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2439
2440
>>2432
Are the black lines vertical cliff faces that block off passage?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2440
2441
>>2439
... barring legitimate acrobatic, climibing, or survival skills, yes
56xgE
?
No.2441
2442
[1d20 = 10]
>>2440
i climb it
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2442
2444
>>2441
>lucky I have dental work tomorrow
Which face, or which direction? Map may help
>>2441
>climb
You DO realize you're a Minotaur right?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2443
2447 2448
289079__semi-dash-grimdark_suggestive_nightmare moon_pinkie pie_oc_oc-colon-mandopony_oc-colon-spinach_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_bob ross_exploitable m.jpeg
>>2436
I would go to bed, but I gotta be up so long as >>2435 is. I'll just try to focus on not-dying for now.
>>2437
I have bigger fish to fry.
56xgE
?
No.2444
385124__safe_twilight sparkle_equestria girls_batman_bane.jpg
[1d20 = 13]
>>2442
i am STRONK
the one on the left
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2445
2446
>>2435
IDFK why IP changed, I'm the noob in das haus
56xgE
?
No.2446
[1d20 = 5]
>>2445
have you reset your router?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2447
2449
1493864104675.jpg
>>2443
ow my heart
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2448
2451
>>2443
Well, there won't be anymore murder tonight. TBH, I planned to rebake bread and update with images and descriptives,... had no idea peepz wud be online
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2449
>>2447
"She's pretty as a daisy,
but look out man she's crazy"
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2450
Oh wait hold on,....

There's an ancient Red Dragon,... and he eats (you).
U just lost the Game;
on 2 levels. Xp
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2451
2452
>>2448
Fortunately for her i like crazy
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2452
2453
>>2451
Her=???
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2453
2454
>>2452
Infernuis want horse pussy
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2454
2455
>>2453
>wild hoers can b seen distant
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2455
2456
>>2454
I do a talking to them
pwvg4
?
No.2456
2458
>>2455

pwvg4
?
No.2457
[1d20 = 7]
>script cmd
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2458
2459
1505762411034-2.png
>>2456

Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2459
2460
>>2458 Wait, which one are you anyway?
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2460
2461
>>2459
Lurker man
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2461
2462
>>2460
Welcommen
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2462
2463
>>2461
hey how do you feel about my ocs,guy?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2463
2464
>>2462
If u mean Red Bull (sudden inspiration), no worries. If character is 'advanced' (high 'maintenance') then hit me up (ITT) about some of what we (as players and interactors) should be aware of. Note, I didn't say anything goes, but if its reasonable?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2464
2465
>>2463
i havent really put much thouht into my backstory yet,ill give it some thought.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2465
>>2464
Careful myah
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2467
2468 2469
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>tfw fell asleep
Anonymous
Qk7M4
?
No.2468
1190229__safe_oc_bed_sleeping_hug_night_pillow_oc-colon-aryanne_teddy bear_sheet.png
>>2467

>tfw feel a sleep
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2469
2471
poker_puff_face_by_chiweee-d8tlkrs.png
>>2467
I did too
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2470
>>2428
>pretend to brutally murder shit
Dont forget
"Certain activites that have no brakes"


Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2471
385624__suggestive_artist-colon-livesmutanon_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_bedroom eyes_female_grayscale_knife_monochrome_mouth hold_prone_solo_so.png
>>2469
Good then.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2472
2473 2474
Thez disappears for a moment, and then after 6.28 seconds comes crashing to the ground with a melon-sized dead bird in her hands. She casually begins plucking and eating it.
"Good morning!"
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2473
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>2472
Tracy looks up from the knife she's sharpening.
"'Morning, bitch."
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2474
2475
>>2472
Thats a small bird thez.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2475
2476
>>2474
>noms noms
"Well, its not a Roc certainly, but its still tasty"
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2476
2477 2501
>>2475
Haha,you cant eat rock. Even Infernuis know that.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2477
2478
>>2476
I'm so tempted, but not yet
"Oh, you can eat a Roc, but only if the Roc doesn't eat you!" ^_~
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2478
2479 2480
>>2477
*picks up rock off the ground and tries to eat it*
56xgE
?
No.2479
2481
[1d20 = 3]
>>2478

Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2480
2481
>>2478
O_O'
Uhm,....
>shields her face cuz awkward
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2481
2482
>>2480
>>2479
Owww teeth hurt
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2482
2483
>>2481
O_o' "A Roc is a bird. Why would you eat rocks?"
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2483
2484
>>2482
You said i could eat rocks. Infernuis trust you why you lie to me?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2484
2485
>>2483
"I said ROCs, not ROCKS." She facepalms.
>mutters something about Bulls
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2485
2486
>>2484
Why you be mean now? Infernuis just joking about rocks.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2486
2487
>>2485
>picks up a rock
"This is a rock,"
>points to an absurdly large bird flying several miles away in the distance
"THAT is a Roc. Thems good eatin's." ^_^
56xgE
?
No.2487
2488 2489
[1d20 = 1]
>>2486
How can bring down such big bird?
Wait infernuis have idea.
*picks up rock and throws it at the roc*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2488
2490
>>2487
>rolled a 1
The rock spins awkwardly, and comes careening back at you. I could make it hit you,... I should,... but meh, it lands almost on your hoof.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2489
>>2487
"In my experience, the first step is for the Roc to decide to eat you, otherwise they fly too high."
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2490
2491
>>2488
*my face goes even redder in embarrassment*
Strong wind today *clears throat*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2491
2492
>>2490
"Don't feel bad, here you can have some if you want,"
>she offers some fresh bird
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2492
2493
>>2491
T- thanks infernuis usually bring pretty girl food not the other way around.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2493
2494
>>2492
Before continuing,... are Minotaurs meat eaters? I would have thought they would reject meat, but IDK. Do you eat?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2494
2495 2496
>>2493
Ooc: there couldn't have been to many berries/plants in the labyrinth, Yea i eat the bird.
pwvg4
?
No.2495
[1d20 = 10]
>>2494

pwvg4
?
No.2496
2497 2506
[1d20 = 4]
>>2494
You suddenly feel very sleepy, and are having difficulty standing properly.
"Oh dear, are you feeling well? Do you need to lay down? Let me help you,"
>Grabs Infernius by the hand
>Both disappear for,... about a half hour.
>Rape
^_^
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2497
2498
>>2496
you cant rape the willing :)
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2498
2499 2506
>>2497
Oh you say that, but unfortunately Infernius can't quite recall what happened. All he knows is that he gets a flash of degenerate images when he looks at Thez now.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2499
2500
>>2498
does my butthole hurt?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2500
2502 2504
>>2499
Quite ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2501
2504 2510
>>2476
Whispers to self
"Stupid bullhorns..."
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2502
2503
>>2500
thez next time you want fuck, tell me,need time to prep myself.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2503
>>2502
"Oh, I never ask" ^_~
56xgE
?
No.2504
2505 2509
[1d20 = 18]
>>2500
>>2501
do i hear tracy calling me stupid?
pwvg4
?
No.2505
[1d20 = 6]
>>2504
Hear it, yes. Interpret it as an insult,....
Atlas can't ban me from using the subject line liberally!
Anonymous
LcHQW
?
No.2506
2508 2513
image.png
>>2498
>>2496
I knew she was a slut
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2507
... not so much.
That's true, I need to step up my subject shenanigens
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2508
>>2506
If she's the 'bull',.... Xp
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2509
2511
>>2504
Yes.
Also, why the fuck did it take almost an hour for that comment to load? I thought I posted that a while ago.
56xgE
?
No.2510
2512
139876692073.jpg
[1d20 = 10]
>>2501
what you say about infernuis you little shit?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2511
>>2509
i end ponies for less then that
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2512
2514
>>2510
I meant to say an hour ago that a Roc is a bird, but it's kind of past that topic now...

Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2513
2517
936636__safe_artist-colon-drpancakees_edit_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_close-dash-up_cute_face_hi anon_meme_solo.png
>>2506
"Good morning, Flashy!"
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2514
>>2512
since you have cool swords infernuis will forgive just this once. but next time you prep bull you get horns
TRUMPALADIN MOTHERFUCKER!
Anonymous
LcHQW
?
No.2515
2516 2518 2519
Trump, busy giving a contemptuous and disgusted stare to Thez (and Inferious to a lesser extent) is startled by the sudden appearance of a blue pony
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2516
2530
556125__safe_artist-colon-holotuff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_chocolate_female_heart_mare_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_pony_smiling_solo_valentine_valenti.jpg
>>2515
"So, how did you sleep last night?"
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2517
>>2513
GAH HORSE
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2518
2520 2530
mk.png
>>2515
ah trump do you wish to read my holy book with me?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2519
2530
>>2515
Technically, there is a half-hour period where Thez and Inferius were 'absent' that is 'unspoken for' as far as other characters are concerned.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2520
2521 2522
>>2518
Does thoust have Memes in thou's holy book?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2521
2522 2523
>>2520
Its Mein Kampf
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2522
2523
1498120379236.jpg
>>2521
>>2520
the best memes ive seen.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2523
2524
>>2522
>>2521
>Mein Kampf
I think you mean
Meme Kampf
Ill read it
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2524
1492889256041.jpg
>>2523
adolf is proud you are reading my friend.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2525
2526 2527
Thez wipes her hands off after finishing her last bit of bird. "Mmmnmmm okay. Before we get to wherever this place we're getting to, there's something you should know. Due to the radically unpredictable nature of the Game, you can pretty much count on any edifice of civilization that we find will have a Player behind it.
The location will have aspects consistent with the various world or origin of its principle. The place we left - the pyramid - was one such place but as is obvious it has fallen into ages of disuse. So, whatever place this is <indicating the approaching walled city> be certain that there are vested interests that our arrival will not be accounted for."
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2526
2528
>>2525
will there be ziggers there?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2527
2528
>>2525
I have a question,
Is mayonaise a factor of the game?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2528
2529 2531
>>2526
"I dunno what that is."
>>2527
Wut? Are you asking if there's mayo?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2529
>>2528
ZIGGERS REEEEEE
Anonymous
LcHQW
?
No.2530
2663 2670
image.png
>>2519
Trump is lectured on the work for the principle under copyright law during the interlude
>>2516
"Uh. Fine, I guess"
>>2518
"Sure"

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2531
2532 2533
images.jpg
>>2528
>not geting the meme
Can we elect a new GM?

Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2532
2535
143689__safe_pinkie pie_bane_batman_bipedal_crossover_hug_human_photo_ponies in real life_pony_the dark knight rises_vector.jpg
>>2531
shit meme memelord
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2533
2534 2535
>>2531
Just as soon as the hamster-dance is finished e_e
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2534
>>2533
what is this 1995?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2535
2536
>>2532
>>2533
>-20hp for burn damage
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2536
2537 2538
>>2535
Is now going to incorporate the hamster-dance into the Game
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2537
2539
>>2536
Oh Celestia plz no
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2538
>>2536
i kill myself just at the thought of that
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2539
2540
>>2537
Just be thankful that I can't control your auditory experience. That first encounter with zombies was supposed to have a small orchestral ensemble who played (over computer speakers) the Walking Dead theme on repeat, until the players eliminated them. When the hamsters come out, I would (will) force players to listen to likewise until,....
termination? suicide? madness?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2540
2541
>>2539
Until I summon rocketman to unsuccsefully destroy the world
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2541
>>2540
When I game irl, I also incorporate lighting along with music/sounds. There are many elements of the Game that cannot be translated over the internet. ~_~
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2543
>>2542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMA9tUzsch4
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2546
2547 2548
Can i join?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2547
2548 2550
>>2546
Hey fresh me.....
I mean a new player!
Welcome, I dont think mr GM is here.
Do you know the basic D&D classes?
If so choose one and make a character

Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2548
2549 2550
>>2546
But of course!
>>2547
I stepped out for dental surgery, but I'm back
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2549
>>2548
hey i got some of that last week, dental surgery that is.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2550
2551
1505533152376.jpg
>>2547
>>2548
Is their a rapist class
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2551
2552 2560
>>2550
Any class can be a rapist, could you be more specific about which manner of rapist you would like to play?
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2552
2553
>>2551
Is there a specific class that is dedicated to rapeing rapists?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2553
2554
>>2552
Again, you're describing character personality not class. If your character were dedicated to raping pedo priests for example, they would be suited to defeat clerics. Other sorts of rapists would be rogues, barbarians, fighters, etc.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2554
2555
>>2553
Ill fighter
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2555
2556
>>2554
Splendid. Do you have a preferred race? Weapon(s) and/or shield?
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2556
2557
>>2555
No wait,can i be a monk?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2557
2558
>>2556
A fighting monk or a clerical monk?
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2558
>>2557
A fighting monk
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2559
Im a yak
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2560
2561 2562
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>2551
>tfw everyone's stealing the closest thing I had to a unique quirk
Oh well.. there goes my last ghost of "originality"...
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2561
2562
1505741471503.jpg
>>2560
I assure you i only rape rapists, people who have not raped are safe
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2562
2568
>>2561
Alright! A fighting monk yak. Any ideas for a name?
>>2560
most of mine are gone too
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2563
2564
1459557__safe_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_jojo's bizarre adventure_monochrome_pony_traditional art.jpeg
>Only me
Great. Another thing to deal with..
Don't get in my way.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2564
2565 2566
>>2563
No, Thez had her way with Infernius earlier.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2565
2567
images.jpeg
>>2564
>implying infernuis didnt cum while unconscious
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2566
1198890__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_laughing_reaction image_simple background_white background.png
>>2564
>rape
>victim obviously consented
lol Get on my level, pleb.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2567
2569
>>2565
Oh, he was conscious, he just doesn't remember
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2568
2570 2576
291744__safe_artist-colon-gashiboka_carrot top_golden harvest_bipedal_bruce lee_carrot_clothes_name joke_nunchucks_pony_weapon.png
>>2562
Yak lee
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2569
2571
1505853864233-0.jpg
>>2567
still ignoring the cum part
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2570
2573
originality tracy.png
>>2568
It has to start with T.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2571
2572
>>2569
Not ignoring, of course he came. Just cuz his ass hurts doesn't mean,... well anyway
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2572
>>2571
im sure thez didnt just assfuck me
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2573
2574
>>2570
Stop being salty everyone else is raping
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2574
2575
>>2573
Naw. It was just a joke. Everyone's name up until this point has started with T.
Anonymous
YH4/R
?
No.2575
2577
>>2574
Didn't that hippy Guy's name not start with a T?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2576
2578
>>2568
Alright Yak Lee. Is there anything in particular you would like to specify about your character? Preferences (I know, R raping rapists)? Proprietary characteristics?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2577
>>2575
Urri is just Thez with a mask
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2578
2579
>>2576
Have you ever seen the big lebowski? Im the dude personality wise.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2579
2580
>>2578
Yak Lee, fighting monk and all around cool guy. Okay! You are welcome to begin at any time.

Alright, you find yourself in a room. You're not entirely sure how you got there, and its relatively bare. The walls are an opaque glass, with what appears to be a sliding door. There is no furniture except for a chest of the same glassy material, and the bed you find yourself on.


Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2580
2581
>>2579
I open the chest
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2581
2582
>>2580
Empty, it looks to be a foot locker of sorts
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2582
2583
>>2581
I look under the bed
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2583
2584
>>2582
There is a red dragon, and he eats you. No, there's nothing, not even dust.
BcgAD
?
No.2584
2585
[1d20 = 3]
>>2583
I pick up the chest, and throw it through the door
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2585
2586 2589
>>2584
The chest crashes against the doorframe, shards of glassy material scattering all over the floor. Are you wearing shoes?
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2586
2587 2589
>>2585
No..
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2587
2588 2589
>>2586
Thats unfortunate. ^_^
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2588
2590
>>2587
I walk through the glass and open the door
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2589
>>2586
>>2585
>>2587
nice job
pwvg4
?
No.2590
2592
[1d20 = 20]
>>2588
I'm messing with you, you're a Yak
>hooves
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2591
2594
OH! Not only are you a Yak w/ hooves, but as you open the door your monk-senses start tingling. Diving behind the door as a spark of magic ignites, you easily avoid the subsequent explosion. The door is open to a hallway.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2592
2595
>>2590
>>That 20
Whats on the otherside of the door?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2593
*kicks at grass*
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2594
1505424726463.jpg
>>2591
Oh shit nice
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2595
2596
Oekaki.png
>>2592
A simple hallway, composed of the same glass-like material.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2596
2597
>>2595
There is only one other door?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2597
2598
>>2596
That you can see from inside the room, yes.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2598
2599
>>2597
I walk outside my room
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2599
2601
Oekaki.png
>>2598
You can see that the wall along side your room is lined with identical doors, all closed. Also, there is a door on the opposite end of the hall, symmetrically placed from the one you first saw
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2600
There is also a charred sign in the middle of the room that says "Please do not fire trap the rooms", except 'not' is crossed out.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2601
2602
>>2599
I open the one on the right of the opisite wall.
pwvg4
?
No.2602
[1d20 = 20]
>>2601

pwvg4
?
No.2603
[1d20 = 15]
Seriously?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2604
Well, again your monk-senses alert you to the presence of danger, and you avoid a second fire trap.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2605
2606 2691
1505663758096-0.png
Mages BTFO
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2606
2607
1F.png
>>2605
You are in a large pyramid structure, still made of the same glassy substance. It is spacious and well lit, and there doesn't seem to be anyone immediately around, though you can hear some noises further in. You're at the base of the 1f on the left
BcgAD
?
No.2607
2608 2609
[1d20 = 20]
>>2606
I stealth, and climb the stairs
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2608
2610
>>2607
>these 20s
The stairs are central, with sections to the left and right. The right has a looooooong bookshelf with all manner of books, as well as tables and chairs and magicky stuff. On the left is a set of double-doors, a window-counter thing, and a statue of the greatest man alive. Mr. John Elway.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2609
2611
6564950 (1).jpg
>>2607

Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2610
2612
>>2608
I pray to the statue, then i creep to the double doors
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2611
2613
1505725744415.png
>>2609

Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2612
john-elway-nfl-denver-broncos-detroit-lions-850x560.jpg
>>2610
You are at the double doors. Through the window, you can hear someone mumbling to themselves
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2613
>>2611
You detect the odor of cigarette smoke
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2614
I bust threw the double doors ready to fight
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2615
2616
The doors bang open, revealing a large mess hall ringed with all sorts of crafting and technical devices. Seated at one of the tables is a brownie. A brownie is a 2' tall fey creature, this one having black and gold striped hair. He is smoking a cigarette and drinking liberally from a tankard very nearly the size of him. As the doors bang open, he shifts his eyes to see you. "Yo," he says.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2616
2617
>>2615
Like how's it going man?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2617
2618
>>2616
He raises his eyebrow and looks at you disinterestedly. "Hmmm, you're not singed. Pity."
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2618
2619 2620
>>2617
Where am i man?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2619
>>2618
He sighs, and walks over to you, presenting you his right hand.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2620
2621 2627
>>2618
"Pay me," he says.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2621
2622
>>2620
Like for what man?
*i hand him a joint*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2622
2625
>>2621
Looks at it. Looks at you. "That'll do," he says. "So this is kind of your new home. You probably don't remember it, but you died sometime 'recently'. Now you've been brought here. The name's Lenos."
Offers his hand for real this time.
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2623
2624
>Brownie taking pay
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2624
2629
>>2623
That's how he rolls
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2625
2626 2633
>>2622
I'm dead? We'll everyone has their time, so this is the afterlife?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2626
>>2625
"Nah, you just died. As for afterlife, I got no idea. I know I'm sitting here talking to you so this is SOME kind of experience, but whether its a before, after, in-between or whatever, Idfk.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2627
2628
Tooth_Fairy_changes_clothes.png
>>2620

Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2628
>>2627
WAY too tall
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2629
2630
>>2624
I don't trust this one: he's probably a Jew.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2630
>>2629
not the first time some one has called a jew a fairy
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2631
2632
Oekaki.png
Height comparison
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2632
1471762324702.png
>>2631

Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2633
2634
>>2625
Lenos sparks the J and takes a phatty rip, then offers it to Lee.
"So, basically this is a place you can go nuts. I'm not too great on the particulars, but you're kinda supposed to."
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2634
2635
>>2633
*takes joint*
*inhales*
What am i supposed to do man?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2635
2636
>>2634
"Whatever you want. Me, I mostly just set things on fire and by things he means people, but whatever floats your boat. There are others by the way, but they're off doing,... well I don't know what they're doing, but they left a while ago."
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2636
2637
>>2635
Things on fire? Like doors?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2637
2638
>>2636
He laughs cynically.
"Yeah, that was me."
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2638
2639
>>2637
Thats pretty funny, you couldn't get me though. Haha
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2639
2640
>>2638
"Challenge accepted!" he swigs the rest of his beer and then wanders over to a tap sticking out of the wall. "So. Here you'll find everything you need,... ever,... except raw materials. There's a machine or device for whatever you might want to accomplish,... you'd probably like that burlap striking pad next to the coffee-machine, but yeah this place has it all. Let me know if you have any questions. There generally aren't any actual fights unless everyone else is present, and that's a tangent in its own right, but for the most part this building is here for you and others to utilize.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2640
2641
>>2639
I think ill go and meet the rest of the people.
*hands him a handful of seeds and another joint*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2641
2642 2644 2691
>>2640
He puts the joint behind his ear and the seeds in his pocket.
"They're gonna be surprised when you show up, but when you do don't mention me. Just play it off," he winks at you before heading through the double-doors and up the stairs to the dais.
He looks irritatingly at the sphere. With a 'tch' he waves the sphere away, draws up an interface protocol and starts tapping away. The sphere is replaced by a stargate-looking orifice.
"If you really want, stepping in that will put you right next to 'em. Tell the purple one that Lenos sent you."
>meanwhile
Elsewhere (meaning everyone else) a weird upside-down whirlpool appears in the air about 15' up, a little ahead of your progress.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2642
2645
>>2641
Alright, thanks man
*i jump through the portal*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2643
Thez does a ninja-like spin as the whirlpool appears and looks at it suspiciously, but stops proceeding.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2644
>>2641
i draw my sword when the portal appears.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2645
>>2642
You jump through the portal and experience a moment of disorientation. A moment ago you were going forward, and now you're going down, all in the same direction. Since you're a monk though, you successfully land on your feet.
Not far off are a Minotaur with a freaky-big sword, a most-resplendent Trump-lookin' dude in overly shiny armor, a light-blue pony with knives and a weird expression, and a hippy in pale hide.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2646
Like hi guys
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2647
356371__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_crate_grayscale_grindstone_knife_monochrome_solo.jpeg
*continues to sharpen knife*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2648
Overview2.png
Scanning the horizon, you also see a nearby fellow clad in billowing tartan robes. The hills roll from higher (a large, walled edifice) to a spacious valley with rivers and a walled city.
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2649
2651 2652
Fuck! I didn't read any of those recent posts, and I did not know what was going on

*Looks up*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2651
2652
>>2649
A Yak just dropped out of a hole in the sky.

Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2652
2654
>>2651
>>2649
A kung fu yak
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2653
2655
[sharpening stops]
*looks up*
"Oh great, another bovine.
Welcome to our little party, Shaggy."
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2654
>>2652
This. He's dressed in simple garb with clear signs of wear (he's not flush with cash, to be sure), but everything about him seems clean and disciplined.
The Minotaur is holding his massive sword, the blue pony is sharpening a knife (and is the last to notice you), while Trump seems unimpressed and the tartan fellow seems to have caught a breeze and is adopting a statuesque pose.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2655
2658
>>2653
You're pretty cute for an earth pony
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2656
2657 2668
The whirlpool unceremoniously 'fa-whoomps' closed, leaving blank space.
The hippy looks at you quizzically. "Whoa man, you just sorta fell from the sky man. Thats not cool man."
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2657
2660
71bf4186f2fd86fe7990f814bb956dd6d77d68ee46e6de9d981f02268d87422f.jpg.cf.jpg
>>2656
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2658
2659
1050485__safe_artist-colon-pinkamenadianepi_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_simple background_transparent background.png
>>2655
"Why, thank you, you two-hooved mistake.
What brings you here? Dead, I assume?"
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2659
2663
>>2658
Hey no need to be so hostile babe, yeah i died im guessing its more of the same for you?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2660
2661
>>2657
When I say the hippy, I don't mean you at the moment. There's a hippy in addition to you.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2661
>>2660
I know i said that to him in character.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2662
d1b35bdc7fc5630ffd49318be24cc2c2.jpg
Other hippy looks like this
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2663
2668
>>2659
"So I've been told..."
>>2530
*humps leg*
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2664
2665
Hey purple person i have something to tell you.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2665
>>2664
You don't detect a purple person
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2666
2667
99970__safe_artist-colon-haloreplicas_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_irrational exuberance_knife_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
get
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2667
>>2666
>ebil
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2668
2669 2672
>>2656
>>2663
I was told there was someone that would be purple with you,where are they?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2669
2673
>>2668
The hippy chuckles. "Whoa man, that seems far out. Who told you this man?"
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2670
2671
>>2530
*continues to hump leg, unrestrained*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2671
>>2670
>is humping
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2672
2674
>>2668
The smaller blue pony seems to have an itch, that they're scratching using the armor of the TRUMP-lookin' dude
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2673
>>2669
Id rather not say,man
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2674
2675
>>2672
What kind of leg armor is he using?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2675
2676
>>2674
Trumpaladin? Only the finest in gilded, platinum-plaated and TRUMP embossed greaves.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2676
2677
>>2675
No shit. I'm asking; what kind of armor plating does he have below the knee?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2677
2678
>>2676
Greaves are below the knee, like shin-guards
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2678
2679
>>2677
Oh, that makes things simple then
*removes greave*
*has at shin*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2679
2680 2681 2683
>>2678
>he's not posting so yeh, that happens. Unless he gets mad and objects, like the time he got raped but "didn't get raped".
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2680
2682 2683 2690
>>2679
I fuck the back of his kneecap
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2681
2684 2690
1198189__artist needed_questionable_semi-dash-grimdark_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_black and white_grayscale_knife_monochrome_vulgar.png
>>2679
"HANDS OFF, FAGGOT!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2682
meant for >>2680

56xgE
?
No.2683
2685 2687
[1d20 = 1]
>>2680
>>2679
i grab him before he fucks trump friends knee
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2684
2688
>>2681
Hey,babe plenty of knees to go around ;)
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2685
2686
>>2683
What have you done?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2686
>>2685
i-i dont know
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2687
1504393256294-3.png
>>2683
Get rekt faggot
nXmSs
?
No.2688
2689 2692
murder-with-knife-650_650x400_81491667619.jpg
[1d20 = 10]
>>2684
"YOU ASKED FOR IT!"
*unironically stabs at this dirty faggot's hoof assaulting*
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2689
>>2688
Fucking shit, I meant to say *'assaulting hoof'.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2690
2691 2693
>>2680
You try, but the pale-blue pony prevents you, assertively.
>>2681
They (the blue one) seems particularly insistant.
And, while I was typing this, you all decided to attack each-other,
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2691
>>2605
Oh,
Okay
>walks off crying
>>2641
I dont remember summoning this shit
>yak
Oh shit
>>2690
Uh, hi yak thing

BcgAD
?
No.2692
2694 2696 2697 2699 2704
[1d20 = 1]
>>2688
Dodge
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2693
>>2690
had to stay in character.
pwvg4
?
No.2694
>>2692

pwvg4
?
No.2695
[1d100 = 16]

Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2696
b29.jpg
>>2692
HAHAHAHA
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2697
2698 2704
>>2692
*cleaves hoof off*
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2698
>>2697
he's fucked jej
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2699
2700 2704
>>2692
The weird (everything is weird, but esp the blue pony) STABS U IN THE FUKKIN LEG. U have a knife in ur leg and you're not sure why.
BcgAD
?
No.2700
2701 2704
[1d20 = 18]
>>2699
Elway why!!!!
I punch the bitch in the head.
nXmSs
?
No.2701
2703 2705
[1d20 = 5]
>>2700
*Don't even dodge, just stab straight for the stomach*
Trumpaladin
LDSCM
?
No.2702
[1d20 = 15]
I whack with my longbow whoever needs a good whacking (weirdly I think that does not include Tracy)
BcgAD
?
No.2703
2707
[1d20 = 16]
>>2701

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2704
>>2692
Fucking kek
>>2699
>>2697
>>2700
The first person to say
"I need healing" will not get fucking healed by my dank memes
nXmSs
?
No.2705
2706 2708 2709
[1d20 = 3]
>>2701
>I get punched with no reward
"Fuck!"
*triple wields*
roll to attack and take off what's left of this faggot's leg.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2706
>>2705
Dammit!
56xgE
?
No.2707
2710 2712
[1d20 = 17]
>>2703
i try to grapple again
BcgAD
?
No.2708
2712
[1d20 = 18]
>>2705

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2709
>>2705
>3
Kek
>triple weilding
BITCH NO
BcgAD
?
No.2710
[1d20 = 7]
>>2707

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2711
2713
The doctor is in_75b2d2_6041426.jpg
ALRIGHT FUCKING THOTS
WHO NEEDS THE MEME MAGE TO MAGIC TO INTO HEALING?

nXmSs
?
No.2712
2714
[1d20 = 15]
>>2707
>>2708
*Stabs the yak*
BcgAD
?
No.2713
2715
[1d20 = 2]
>>2711
Wanna pull this knife out of my leg doc?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2714
2719
>>2712
i turn as you try to stab him, "we need talk"
pn8W9
?
No.2715
2717
[1d20 = 5]
>>2713
I roll to remove knife
And use magic to heal
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2716
2717 2719
The fuck is going on?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2717
>>2715

>5
Im sorry, youre dead
>>2716
Hell

56xgE
?
No.2718
[1d20 = 3]
i heal him with heal minor wounds
nXmSs
?
No.2719
2720 2721
[1d20 = 10]
>>2714
"DON'T YOU DARE GET IN MY WAY, YOU FUCKING SPORTS DRINK PARODY! IMMA FUCKING CUT THIS FAGGOT!!!"
*goes for the yak again*
>>2716
(in baby-doll voice) "Just defending your honor, ~Flashy!"
56xgE
?
No.2720
2721 2725
[1d20 = 2]
>>2719
*takes hit for yak*
stop before you piss me off tracey MOOOOOOO
BcgAD
?
No.2721
2722 2725
[1d20 = 20]
>>2720
>>2719
Struggle to get away from the hold
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2722
2729
>>2721
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
will you fucking idiots stop fighting like fucking ziggers and calm down?
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2723
I run towards the castle
LDSCM
?
No.2724
[1d20 = 15]
Trumpaladin invokes the magic of Football to BLOCK attacks against himself, awhile he evaluates the situation
nXmSs
?
No.2725
2728 2732
[1d20 = 1]
>>2720
"WTF is it your problem?! This faggot literally just fell from the sky and assaulted my husband, and now your defending him?!"
>>2721
"Oh no you don't"
*Pursues on all fours, brandishing knife in maw*
LDSCM
?
No.2726
2728
[1d20 = 9]
Trumpaladin whacks the yak with his longbow
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2727
Okay, I've read the latest several times and this is the most accurate rendition I can come up with.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2728
2731 2732
>>2725
>>2726
am not smart but i wont let you kill innocent yak
pn8W9
?
No.2729
2730 2732
[1d20 = 5]
>>2722
Since no one is fucking listening I roll to freeze everyone
LDSCM
?
No.2730
2732
[1d20 = 8]
>>2729
Roll to block magic attack using power of football
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2731
2733
>>2728
>kill
>innocent
nXmSs
?
No.2732
2738
689230__explicit_artist-colon-ratofdrawn_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan cup_bipedal_blade_crotchboobs_female_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nudity_pony_so.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>2725
Fuck!
>I assume I tripped or some shit
>>2728
>innocent
"IMPLYING!"
>>2729
>no memes to create affect
"Dumb frog-summoner!"
>>2730
Roll to invert the affect of your spell using the demonic power of soccer

Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2733
2736 2739
>>2731
all he try to do is fuck your knee, like tracy do
56xgE
?
No.2734
2739
[1d20 = 4]
i use calm on everyone
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2735
How close am i to the castle?
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2736
2737
>>2733
And Tracy would be beat with my bow just the same
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2737
>>2736
tracy try to cut out guts
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2738
2740
depositphotos_34781695-stock-photo-black-referee-calling-time-out.jpg
>>2732
USING THE MAGIC OF OUR PATRON SAINT JOHN ELWAY
I
CAST
TIMEOUT
nXmSs
?
No.2739
417853__safe_artist-colon-inky-dash-draws_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_4chan cup_football_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_solo.jpg
[1d20 = 8]
>>2733
"Fucking bovine chads have no understanding of traditional pony marriages!"
>>2734
*gets angrier*
Roll to activate berserker quirks
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2740
Thez watches the proceeding calamity with a degree of reserve.
"You guys,..."
>>2738
And time halts. Not in the sense that time fails to pass, but that it "waits" in a manner of speaking.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2741
2743
Torcuil is free to move, everyone else is in stasis
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2742
*anger grows*
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2743
2744 2745
>>2741
HAHA NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN
I paint "Thot" on tracys forhead and put her in an "intresting" positiom with infernis
And bandage up the Yak dude still confued where he came from.
After moving him safly of to the side I call "The Game" back into play
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2744
>>2743
>It is so
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2745
2746
>>2743
Where is the purple member of your party magi?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2746
2748
>>2745
Purple?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2747
So Yak Lee is bandaged, Tracy is confused (and vandalized), Infernis is drooling (he is tho), and Trump disdainfully examines them all from his shiny armor.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2748
2750
>>2746
I was told someone purple was here with your party and that i should talk to them
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2749
2762 2773
Trump takes mental note of who defended him and who stood by indifferently but attacked his defenders
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2750
>>2748
Uhhhh
We have:
Blue
Red
Tarten
Gold
And Yak color
But no purp....
THEZ
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2751
2752 2754
At the mention of purple, Urri casts a sidelong glance.
"Aint seen nobody like that for a long time. Can you be more specific?" Asks the hippy.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2752
2753 2754 2756
>>2751
oh shit thats right
Whoops
Thez died, crushed by a wall.
I blame Trump
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2753
2755
>>2752
what you mean?


Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2754
2755
>>2752
>>2751
Bullshit, i was told man

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2755
>>2753
Go with it or die
>>2754
Sorry
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2756
2758
giphy.gif
>>2752
thez dead???
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2757
>Is confused
I've been reviewing, IDK where we got off track. Last I checked there was a Yak that fell from the sky, and a bunch of irate (ish) adventurers making their way to a walled city.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2758
2759 2760
>>2756
Yes, Thez is a blood-splotch
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2759
2761
>>2758
why you no tell me!!
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2760
>>2758
Okay
Im confused
WHOSE WHO?
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2761
2763
>>2759
NOT REALLY YOU ENERGY DRINK shes hiding but we cant say so
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2762
2765 2766
>spell wears off
>anger is at maximum
>barbarian quirk demands release
>don't know what to do with all this anger
>>2749
*humps leg*

Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2763
2767
>>2761
why that?
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2764
1505891270823.gif
I guess ill just go back where i came from then.
nXmSs
?
No.2765
[1d20 = 13]
>>2762
*sighs in affection and frustration*
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2766
2768
>>2762
Does anyone know of a pill that decreases sex drive?
Im gonna need to summon some anti-viagra in this bitch
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2767
2771
>>2763
Idk
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2768
2769
>>2766
I do, but you have to discover the meme yourself.
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2769
2770
>>2768
says the pastel horse with thot written on their head
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2770
2774
960769__explicit_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_armpits_body writing_cute little fangs_ghost rider_horsecock_horse pussy_insani.jpg
>>2769
Bitch, please. It's not the first time I've had stupid meme crap written all over me. It'll just disappear after a while anyway.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2771
2774 2777
>>2767
Hey meme man why is that horse so crazy?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2772
>my sides
Okay, lemmme quick arrange this.
You have Trump, who is glaring-face and suspicious. You have Torcuil, who is relatively (literally) the expert, but he's not prominent in the interaction. You have Infernius who likes smashing things (and is looking for an excuse). Also there's,....
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2773
>>2749
>[leg-humping intensifies]
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2774
2776 2777
>>2770
I used sharpie
>>2771
Im guessing some type of brain damage
This resulted in homicidal tendancies and hyper sex drive
LDSCM
?
No.2775
2779
[1d20 = 2]
Uses bow to pry off pony
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2776
1505535066618.png
>>2774
But only for the paladin?cause i tryed some advances but it didnt work, lucky for me.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2777
2778
740539__safe_artist-colon-vicmanone_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.jpg
>>2774
>a fucking yak
>homocide
"Yaks aren't ponies, you dumb frog-summoner."
>>2771
">Says the a bovine from a race that goes to war over improperly-baked cakes."

Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2778
>>2777
Cakeing is serous buissness hores
nXmSs
?
No.2779
2781
[1d20 = 7]
>>2775
*vacuum seals self to shin*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2780
"Hmmm, that was weird," Thez opines as seemingly divergent storylines correct and right themselves.
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2781
>>2779
If only I had thot repellant

Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2782
2783 2785 2789 2793
Does any one have like a water hose or spray bottle?
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2783
7bf.jpg
>>2782
Hold on, stand aack I got this
Ahem

B E G O N E T H O T
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2784
2787 2788
So, Tracy is all blades and wariness, Trump is resolved and resolute in his resplendent armor, Torcuil seems indifferent, Infernius has a raging (inclination to do stuff) and Lee is the new guy, steadily making his way through the group

Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2785
1205065__explicit_semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-quarantinedchaoz_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_ass_chair_cum_fire_hearth_mug.png
>>2782
*suggestively taps perennial port in armor*
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2786
Hey hippy come see,i need to talk to you.
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2787
2792
>>2784
>indiffernet
Ehh can't argue
What ever happened to my pepe summon?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2788
>>2784
i stroke my inclination.

Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2789
2790
>nobody posting for 5 minutes
>>2782
*licks*
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2790
2791 2792 2793
>>2789
Good night friends and that 1 thot
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2791
>>2790
infernuis love you
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2792
2795
>>2787
He wandered off a while ago.
>>2790
I appreciate your participation, and will work to eliminate inefficiency
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2793
2794
>>2790
Good night, dumb frog-summoner.
I'm going to head in too, because it looks like things are pretty slow atm. Had loads of fun tonight though.
>>2782
"~A-aaaahh..!"
*finishes all over your leg*
LDSCM
?
No.2794
2796 2798
[1d20 = 1]
>>2793
No no no no. Trumpaladin casts Football block. Also the parts not protected by steel plate have thick leather. (Still gross)
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2795
2796
>>2792
infernuis need leave too.
infernuis love friends
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2796
2797
I have to admit to being a little unprepared. It didn't (never does Xp) go how I intend, and I apologize in my inability to roll with 'the punches'. We're on the verge of some story-uniting shit tho, so any inconsistencies will be ironed out quickly.
Tracy fully climaxes on Trump, (cuz she said so), and Thez is STILL displaying an IDGAF posture in the midst of it all.
Again, it wasn't planned, but fuck it all.
>>2794
>rolled a 1
>sighs
Whatever you intended, it went awry. We'll leave it at that. >_<
>>2795
Sleep well, until next time.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2797
2799
>>2796
Thez is out in the open?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2798
429645__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_hentai woody_meme_nightmare fuel_simple background_solo_transparent background_woody face.png
>>2794
>tfw took one last look at the screen before bed
Good night, ~Flahy.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2799
2800
>>2797
Yes of course. She's standing in the open, with her arms across her chest, not sur3e at ALL what's going on.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2800
2801 2802
>>2799
Thez i need to you over here
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2801
2802
>>2800
*talk
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2802
2803 2805
>>2800
>listening
>>2801
"Oh? I don't recognize you, so be specific with your requests," she eyes you suspiciously. She still looks like that hippy btw, you still haven't seen the 'real' Thez yet.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2803
2804
>>2802
Im going to be honest with you, i think you are the one i need to talk to. Lenos sent me.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2804
2806
>>2803
>sighs at the mention of Lenos, but observably relaxes
"Fantastic. You said Lenos," the hippy demeanor disappears and a purple female replaces.
"When did you see this Lenos?"

Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2805
2826
>>2802
Is there a place around selling leather under armor? Because I need to burn mine
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2806
2807
>>2804
Right before he helped me meet you guys
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2807
2808
>>2806
>mutters something about Fire traps
"Okay then," she crosses her arms, "What did you give him?"
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2808
2809
>>2807
*i hand thez a joint*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2809
2810
>>2808
>doesn't know joints
"Is that supposed to be food? <sniffs it>
"What? IDK what that is, but its not right."
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2810
2811
>>2809
I put my own joint in my mouth.
Naw you smoke it,babe watch.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2811
2812
>>2810
I light nd smoke it
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2812
2813
>she can't restrain herself and starts uproariously laughing
"Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help myself. (chuckling incessantly) If you've seen Lenos, well that means a number of things."
>>2811
Yea u do
"Is he around? I looked for him but I didn't see any sign. I thought he'd been reset with the Game."
Thez offers
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2813
2814
>>2812
He was in a place with alot of doors
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2814
2815
>>2813
"With a tankard, right? Why aren't you charred then?" she insists.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2815
2816
>>2814
I BTFO mages alot
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2816
2817
>>2815
She sniffs the air while the other players (?) stare idly. Glancing at them, and then back at you she says finally, through squinted eyes:
"Okay! Don't die tho!" (the behavior is inconsistent with the apparent Hippy who is acting out the behaviors)
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2817
2818
>>2816
Hey i gotta go. Im tired as fuck.
We gonna play Saturday?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2818
2819
>>2817
>TAF
Yes, Saturday. Ask any questions you want (Thez knows more then Lenos anyway) until then.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2819
>>2818
*gets noticeable buldge in sack cloth pants*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2820
2826
Holy shit, we did some actual play while I was delirious from the gas! We have another player! ROFLMAO!
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2826
2857
>>2805
Uhhh, I still got hydra scales
>>2820
>The gas
Seig Heil?¿
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2857
2858
>>2826
Nitrous, I had oral surgery. It looks like it was fun though. The intent was to allow the characters to interact a bit before entering the city and that seems to have occurred, though there are a couple times where I can tell my mind was wandering and I could have gotten to the fucking point. Oh well, it definitely won't happen again.
Anonymous
vACZq
?
No.2858
2859
>>2857
I had fun
Anonymous
vACZq
?
No.2859
>>2858
t.Yak lee

Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2868
>Deep breath
Alright. This is not game time, but I'm going to start describing things.
The rocky hills slowly calm to sweeping plains as the group continues to plod toward the city in the distance. The city it becomes apparent, is a large and bustling port town at the edge of some waterways that the GM is not proficient enough with geology to render convincingly (yet), but adjacent and attached to the city is a large dock capable of housing (and indeed, is housing) several sea-faring vessels.
Excepting a single tower, the city its self is still largely obstructed by the massive walls (which upon growing nearer show signs of wear, abuse, and deliberate non-friendly fire) which are ringed with cannons and ballistae. Several distant roads and bridges can be seen snaking their way toward one another and the city its self. Its too far away yet to see individual people, but you can determine that the city is largely commercial both by land and water.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2869
2873
Thez and Yak Lee finished conferring with regard to his appearance, while the greater party kinda just watched confusedly. The overall perception is that Thez has an idea of what's going on - to do with someone named Lenos - and that Yak Lee is not a threat. He is a yak tho.
For Yak Lee's benefit, a description of the assembled party.
Most visably commanding is Trumpaladin, a glorious and shining example of charisma, dignity, righteousness, and Football. In brilliant shining armor, a thick tower shield slung over his back (for travel), he is both a radiant banner and a walking tank.
Ever nearby Trump is a 3 1/2 pastel-blue pony in imprecisely-torn hide with a bandolier of wickedly sharp kitchen knives. Alternating between quadraped and biped movement she also talks, and displays a personality as sharp and as particular as her cutlery.
Towering over everyone except Trump (and Lee) is Infernius, a Minotaur cleric of Adolph Hitler. Mein Kampf in hand and a massive Zweihand slung over his shoulder, he plods with deliberation and focus on his face and in his step.
Next comes Torcuil, a bearded Scotsman in a billowing tartan robe. He has a small note-pad with him that he occasionally references and makes notes with, sometimes causing slight bursts of color and magic drawing various looks of satisfaction and confusion. It can't be determined precisely what he is doing, but it is clear he is doing some experimental reasoning. Lastly there is Thez, who though having presented herself briefly in her true purple manner, has reverted to appearing as an old hippy in in worn and ragged suede blankets.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2873
2874 2875
>>2869
What did my thot spray do to murder horse?
Also, can someone explain monk and cleric for me?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2874
830555__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_nicolas cage_super saiyan.png
>>2873
It increased my THOT powers exponentially!
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2875
2876
>>2873
>thot spray; monk v cleric
Undetermined so far
With monks, think shaolin, martial arts, etc; ascetics and all that. With clerics, think anywhere between holy priests to battlefield god-champions.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2876
2877
>>2875
>think anywhere between holy priests to battlefield god-champions
Thats a big difference
So your
>angelic voice heald everyone preaching the wonders of being a Nazi
And
>the god hitler smites the enemy with gas and easy bake ovens
???
Infernius which are you?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2877
2879
>>2876
#2
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2878
2879 2880
In fact, you've probably had to listen at some point to a rant about ziggers, kikes, both-and, or 'other', through intervening moments that we'll just assume 'happened' while walking across this plain.
"You guys need mounts," Thez offers cynically.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2879
2881 2886
>>2877
Can I borrow an oven?
I dont mean to brag, but I can make a mean cake
>>2878
Tuump can ride Tracy

( ° ʖ °)
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2880
>>2878
Infernuis want tiger!
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2881
2882
>>2879
And it didnt work
I CALL THE SCOTTISH NATIONAL ANIMAL
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2882
2883
>>2881
The dulahan?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2883
2884
>>2882
>TIL the headless horseman is irish
Nope, try again
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2884
2885
>>2883
Sheep?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2885
>>2884
>TIL Infernius sucks at guessing
I'm not welsh
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2886
2887
press X to mount.png
>>2879
( ° ʖ °)
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2887
2889 2890
>>2886
What is that an actually pic?
Its ugly enough
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2888
2891 2896
"Use me, Flashy."
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2889
>>2887
*shrugs* It took me literally 5 minutes to make.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2890
2891
>>2887
A very aroused Pakistani Pakistani man?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2891
2892 2897
>>2890
Do minotaurs not have fucking google
Also why Pakistani?
>>2888
As residential meme mage,
Im sorry Trump but the trips command it

Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2892
2893
>>2891
Infernuis seen things, have seen terrible things.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2893
2895
>>2892
Im so confused
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2894
>missed all this
YOU'RE confused,....
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2895
2899
1504577959396-0.png
>>2893
You mage, me thought you smart, haha
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2896
>>2888
You're too small to ride
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2897
2898 2899 2902
>>2891
Don't even think about casting a spell to make Tracy large enough to be a riding horse
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2898
2899 2902
>>2897
"Hey, I know one like that!," Thez brightens
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2899
2900 2901 2902
>>2895
YAY MY FAVORITE PONY IMAGE
Its a unicorm
More of a reason to be proud of my heritage
>>2897
It hadnt even crossed my mind
>>2898
TEACH ME
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2900
786.jpg
>>2899
Forgot pic
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2901
>>2899
"Well, its chi magic; its not something I can teach you. Him maybe," she says gesturing at Yak Lee.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2902
2903 2904
FUCKING DO IT.png
>>2899
>>2898
>>2897

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2903
2905 2906
>>2902
>something about removing mask
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2904
2914
>>2902
"Well I can't do it right now, there's no threat. Chi magic works on necessity and resolve, you can't just sneeze and make it work."
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2905
>>2903
Hey im a big guy
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2906
2907
>>2903
Why does SHE wear the mask??
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2907
2908 2909 2910
>>2906
Idk Ive never seen the movie
So wheres my Unicorn mount?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2908
YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.png
>>2907
Look up, "baneposting" and figure this out!
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2909
2911
>>2907
Heh shit meme kiddo
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2910
2911
>>2907
Correct me if I'm mistaken, but all you've said so far is "I summon (a unicorn)" correct? I mean you said scottish national this but essentially,....
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2911
2912 2913
>>2909
What meme? The Bane?
>>2910
I never summoned, but I mean I thought we where picking mounts
Would a Highland Cattle be better?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2912
2915 2923
>>2911
No, a unicon is a fine mount to choose, but Thez is talking about how you could have been there much faster if you guys had mounts. You couldn't have ACTUALLY been there faster, cuz its real-world time sensitive anyway (meaning, there is no way you could avoid her giving you shit Xp). Still noted, unicorn.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2913
1504558815977-2.jpg
>>2911
Your a fake meme lord, you never saw DKR,jej
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2914
2916 2923
>>2904
Baneposting is an awesome meme.
Learn it!
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2915
2917
>>2912
Infernuis want tiger!
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2916
1494100051570.png
>>2914
Do you feel in charge?
I know all bout baneposting, asking why was a banepost
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2917
2918
>>2915
K, a tiger big enough for a minotaur, got it.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2918
2923
>>2917
Man-o-taur
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2919
2921
>Thez makes a note to make him a Mini-taur at some point
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2920
2923 2924 2926
"Maybe now isn't the best time to ask,... but do any of you guys have any money?" Thez asks off-handedly. The city is about a half-hour away now (arbitrary distance, its not real-time).
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2921
2922
>>2919
No vore,Infernuis no food.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2922
>>2921
>Giving her ideas
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2923
>>2914
>tracy being nice to me
What universe have we entered
>>2912
I shall name it Robert the Unicorn
>>2918
Man-o-tard
>>2920
Another intresting fact, there once was a scottish curriency called the Unicorn. Not relevent but what the hell
I have a couple shekels


Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2924
2925
>>2920
"What's it to you?!"
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2925
2927 2929
>>2924
"Wellm, dat meh becurm an itthoo at shome punt," she says munching on her last piece of hydra jerkey.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2926
2928
>>2920
Infernuis only have these reichmarks
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2927
>>2925
What? I dont speak black girl
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2928
11830785023_dfa731817b_z.jpg.cf.jpg
>>2926

Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2929
>>2925
*Tracy suspiciously pats at her knife cozy and avoids eye contact*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2931
2939
>Thez peeks around to see if anyone is moving
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2939
2940
>>2931
Infernuis is up
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2940
2941
>>2939
>not lined up for the new episode
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2941
>>2940
Huh?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2942
2943
>time for nu poni
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2943
>>2942
Infernuis understand, me go watch.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2944
2946 2952
someday.png
I'm lurking. I'm always lurking.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2946
>>2944
3spooky5me
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2949
2950
>Thez suddenly can't stop laughing.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2950
2951
>>2949
Thez gone mad?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2951
2952
>>2950
"56709" she winks.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2952
2953
>>2944
>>2951
Tracy thez gone mad, what do?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2953
2955
64867__grimdark_artist-colon-wootmaster_spike_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_fourth wall_grayscale_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_monochrome_slur_vulgar.jpg
>>2952
"Do I look like a fucking psychiatrist to you?!"
g2g take little sister out to birthday lunch. I'm always watching though.
Anonymous
Yf3L3
?
No.2955
>>2953
>always watching
I'm watching you Wazowski
aaaaaaallllwwwways watching
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2956
2957 2958 2961
Thez suddenly springs to life as her faggot returns from whatever ridiculous and ill-conceived task that he got roped into doing, and she does NOT look happy. I mean, she still looks like Urri, so I suppose its Urri who does not look happy. So unhappy is she, that a red-faced fellow in navy coveralls - accented by high visibility tape - stands up out of the grass a little in front of the party. He's wearing a nametag that says "Hello, my name is BARRY", and he is quite confused to be here, now.
"What the fuck, who the fuck are, wait a minute, jesus, its not even human,..." be stammers out as he looks at the assembled group. Thez however, steps forward.
"Let me help you," she says, before ripping his head off and eating his face.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2957
>>2956
"hmmf"
*knife sharpening proceeds*
LDSCM
?
No.2958
2962
image.jpeg
[1d20 = 11]
>>2956
"The Demon has unveiled itself!" Trumpaladin yells as he draws out his sword and shield. "For Barry!" He yells, only after uttering a prayer to football. Trumpaladin evokes OFFENSE for a coming attack
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2960
Nu bread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html
Anonymous
Yf3L3
?
No.2961
>>2956
>Barry
DAMN IT ALLEN
STOP
FUCKING
THE TIME LINE
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2962
>>2958
"Awww fuck!"
*Draws knives, annoyed at the prospect of having to do something*
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2969
Who the fuck is Barry, anyway?
1+JHh
?
No.9477
Continued in: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html