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Candied Nuts
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19224
19228
NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.

The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.

There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.

This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.

Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19228
>>19224
Damn Diabetus
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.19229
19235 19236 19237 19266
Spoilered

Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19232
>>19230 →
Wouldn't that be 'filly' custody?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19235
19239
>>19229
nice quad 9s
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19236
19239 19266
dat.png
>>19229
Dat ID
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19237
19239 19255
>>19229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k
Scruffy
K70os
?
No.19239
19244 19246
738879__safe_artist-colon-i am nude_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_broom_frown_janitor_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_request_scruffy_solo.png
>>19237
>>19236
>>19235
Do I sense fun going on in this thread?
\r
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19244
tenoor.gif
>>19239

Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19246
19247 19249 19251 19254
>>19239
Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19247
19248 19252 19254
>>19246
*takes body and clothes*
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19248
19254
>>19247
"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19249
19254
>>19246
"me dont know, thats actually quite impressive."
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19251
19254
>>19246
Kek
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19252
19255 19258
>>19247
>notice ID
Holy Hell
Scruffy
K70os
?
No.19254
19256
169941__safe_fwslash-mlp-fwslash_4chan_scruffy_janitor_the scruffening.png
>>19246
>>19247
>>19248
>>19249
>>19251
*Evil, dying hissing sounds*
HISSSSSS!
\r
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19255
>>19237
>>19252

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19256
>>19254
>implying we dont know thats you trump.
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19257
19259 19260 19261 19262 19264 19269
1501441955213-4.png
1491311402185.png
Didn't see new thread made
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
"Hug?"
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19258
Spoilered
>>19252
>'What did Epona mean by this?'
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19259
19263
>>19257
*hugs*
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19260
19263
>dies
>>19257

Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19261
19263
>>19257
>hugs
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19262
19265
>>19257
"Of course"
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19263
19269
1503426568912.png
>>19259
>>19260
>>19261
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19264
19265
>>19257
*heart explodes from sadness of filly being sad*
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19265
19269
1502897791934.gif
>>19262
>>19264

Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19266
19267 19268
two words - seig heil.jpg
>>19229
>>19236

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19267
>>19266
"im the proudest ive ever been."
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19268
19271 19272
>>19266
Nice idea
How does Norfilly respond to Torc's question (sorry if you didn't see it)
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19269
19270 19272 19283
Thz6.png
>>19257
>>19263
>>19265
"I vote Norfilly as the official Mixed Nuts mascot!" <3
Fug, I'm gonna have to edit all my reaction images
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19270
19274
>>19269
"seconded"
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19271
19273 19274
1507840322416.png
>>19268
>What did your farmer call you?
>in even lower voice
"Don't remember that either...."

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19272
>>19268
Don't force a name

>>19269
"Is she a Bronco?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19273
19275 19279
>>19271
"how about Adolfa?"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19274
19275 19279
>>19270
Thirded
>>19271
>dies inside
"Oh um, Is there a name you would like then?"
Torc picks up a stick and hands it to Norfilly
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19275
19276 19277
>>19273
No!

>>19274
Give time and space
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19276
19278
>>19275
"you dont speak for the small pone"
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.19277
19278
>>19275
>implying asking a question is the same as wrestling her on the ground and cursing her until she picks a name
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19278
19280
>>19276
Do you?

>>19277
Then be satisfied if you don't get an answer right now


Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19279
19281 19282
>>19273
>lowers voice even more... almost inaudible
"I-i-i don't know..."

>>19274
>says something so low it is impossible to hear
"Thanks"
>takes stick and looks at it trying to avoid questions

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19280
>>19278
"me just suggest name, she can say no you know."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19281
19284
>>19279
"me not forceing you small pone, me just want you to have nice name"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19282
19284
>>19279
Torc begins visably stressing because he made pone sad
"It's okay, you have time"
Offers candy
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19283
>>19269
There aren't that many pics of elf-dwarfs, let alone gray, female ones...
Anonymous
DLu3R
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No.19284
19286 19287
1501441955213-1.png
>>19282
>smiles and takes candy
>picks up a stick while chewing

>>19281
"It's okay. I wish I remembered."
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19285
19286
>>19146 →
>Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Ah, shoot. I forgot I need to apply gestation progression to my character flowcharts too...
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19286
19287 19289 19291
>>19284
Are you considering an instrument for Norfilly, or just voice?
>>19285
Lets see,
>horse gestation: 1 year
>in world time: 4 months
>when did Tracy get pregonate: before korka fight
Uhhh, I'm gonna say probally 1 month in
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19287
19288 19289
>>19284
"Don't feel pressured. Do you mind that I call you Norfilly?"
>>19286
I'd put it at 1.5 months, just since there was the 2-3 week time-skip shortly thereafter.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19288
>>19287
Close enough
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19289
19290 19304
>>19287
>>19286
>tfw you feel the autistic urge to add the affects equine pregnancy hormones to your decay calculator, but you know that's beyond retarded of an idea to invest in
I need to at least up her self-preservation points...
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19290
19294 19304
>>19289
How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19291
19292 19296
>>19286
Not sure. Perhaps just voice for now
https://youtu.be/KvtT3UyhibQ
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19292
19299
>>19291
*all nearby wildlife migrates towards the area*
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19293
19298
Did Taylor level up as a Bard or as a Blackguard?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19294
19295 19304
>>19290
>>19290
How i play Infernuis:what would be the best way to make the party kek?
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19295
19297
5-star-airbnb-reviews_261535991.jpg
>>19294

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19296
19298 19299
>>19291
"You called?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19297
>>19295
Thanks GMman
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19298
>>19293
She can, she fulfills all the requirements (skill points are easy cuz undefined at this point, not that I put too much stock in them
>>19296
There you go again
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19299
19300
1503700861848.png
>>19292
>>19296

Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19300
>>19299
Top keks all around
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19301
19303 19306
>>18847 →
Asking this >>19149 → again
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19302
19305
I don't get any Assassin spells yet, do I?
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19303
19309
>>19301
Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19304
19306
>>19289
Jesus, she's already evil enough. She doesn't need to be hormonal as well

>>19294
>>19290
How to play Trumpaladin: What do I feel like at the time?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19305
>>19302
You can know 2, and you get 1/day
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19306
19307 19309 19311
>>19304
How to play Thez: what does the voice in my head tell me to do. Xp
>>19301
You could talk to Infernius, or talk to an in-town blacksmith (the latter would probably be faster, since there's often more than one, and they usually have apprentices)
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19307
19308
>>19306
Reminder that the forge is now basically industrial
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19308
19311
>>19307
When did it get upgraded?
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19309
19311 19322
>>19303
>>19306
Can my character learn to make make items herself?
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19310
19313 19314 19322
27abe802fa2fa017602465ff7ec24eb7.jpg
Found this and thought it could be relevent
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19311
19312 19316 19322
>>19306
>The voice in your head tells you to eat off a face, give a pop star performance, and have sex with a minotaur guy
Okay...

>>19308
Make Port Berry Great again Part 2. The three week interlude

>>19309
With a feat, I think so
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19312
19315
>>19311
Alright I take that back. I won't be needlessly mean
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19313
19317 19319
>>19310
>posts weeb weapons instead of European weapons
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19314
19317 19318 19325
>>19310
What's those names/labels though? What language?
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19315
19319
a2224d51e12718603fc64b958e8526ae--pnp-fantasy-rpg.jpg
>>19312
>inb4 Doge had a big brother
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19316
19319
>>19311
What else happened in part 2 i skimmed that one.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19317
>>19314
>blowgun
>three piece staff
>arrows
Idk, probally russian
>>19313
Give me a minute

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19318
1507750819806.png
>>19314
>Doesn't recognize weeb language.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19319
19331
>>19313
This.

>>19315
My God, I broke the sacred rule: don't piss off people with power over you

>>19316
It was mostly new commercial and industrial investments. We should have a couple basically small factories, and three ships besides the galleon
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19320
19321 19324
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_medieval_weapons
http://www.medievalwarfare.info/weapons.htm
I fucking love medieval weaponry
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19321
full.png
>>19320
>that horse helmet
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19322
19323
>>19310
Snap! My books don't have those eastern weapons!! Fuggin saved
>>19309
Yes. Basic requires skill points (u just leveled so sure), and magical requires feats (which I don't think you've specified fully).
>>19311
I didn't say it made any sense,....
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19323
19325
>>19322
Can Feats be acquired through gameplay?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19324
19326
>>19320
Im in the buissness for a new stabbbing machine.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19325
19327 19328 19329
>>19323
Generally no
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!
>>19314
I'm pretty sure its... asian!
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19326
19330
>>19324
Stabbing?
>checks books
Uh, good choices would be
>Spear
>Raiper
>Sabre
>lance
>Thrusting knifes
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19327
>>19325
They are D&D canon, thats how I found it
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19328
>>19325
>Asian
*Urge to Inferius rising*
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19329
>>19325
They are D&D canon, thats how I found it
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19330
>>19326
A lance would be cool
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19331
>>19319
No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have her do.

Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19333
19336 19342
Torc claims norfilly as his daughter
Fuck You
Mod
K70os
?
No.19334
19335 19336 19337 19339 19342
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
Trips are banned again
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19335
19337
>>19334
Kek
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19336
>>19333
>>19334
Look what you did
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19337
19339
>>19334
>>19335
im disappointed in you torc.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19338
19339
... literally why we can't have nice things ~_~
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19339
19340
>>19334
You could've taken them
>>19338
>>19337
>fuck offs
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19340
1507333667852-4.png
>>19339

Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19342
19348
1491353091134.png
>>19333
>>19334
Lol
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19343
19344 19345 19346
>>19341
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
Nobody cares
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19344
1507080380426.jpg
>>19343
it was pretty funny tbh. im on your side.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19345
19350
saddonald-trump.jpg
>>19343
But you still ended up taking Trollestia's virginity...
cries in corner
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19346
19348
>>19343
Don't get it twisted, I'm just shitposting. IDGAF
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19347
Wtf happened while I was chasing pigs?
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19348
19349 19351
>>19346
So am I, just wanna shit on trump a bit more
>>19342
>hug
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19349
19351 19353 19357
just_give_flash_sentry_a_chance__by_ninetailsofawesome-d7l0wby.png
>>19348
Reeeeeeeeee! What did I do?
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19350
19352 19355
1495780676106.png
>>19345

Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19351
19357
applebloom_crying__by_andreamlp-d55c8e6.png
>>19348
>>19349
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19352
>>19350
I guess I was just beaten, little filly. He took my waifu

I'm coming back for her
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19353
19356
>>19349
*hugs trump*
"you my friend trump me like fucking with you"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19354
>dies some moar
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19355
19358 19359
>>19350
Serious question: r u a Pegasus Filly? You know that means u can maybe fly
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19356
19361
>>19353
*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19357
19360
>>19349
Tryed to steal waifu
>>19351
No, don't cry
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19358
19365
>>19355
I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.
>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19359
>>19355
Pegasus have some beastly flight speed.
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19360
19362
1491959716740-2.gif
>>19357
>dries tears
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19361
19364
>>19356
"you feel better?"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19362
19363
>>19360
>Hands twig
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19363
19364
>>19362
YAY
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19364
19368
1491304960243.png
>>19361
"A little, yes"

>>19363
"Little filly, there is an entire universe of objects you can play with. Have you played with one of these?"
*hands an American Football*
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19365
19366 19368 19370 19375
>>19358
Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way certain anons keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19366
>>19365
>death stare
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19367
19369
237_preview.png
>mfw I just realized that Thez can neither fly NOR cast airwalk anymore
y live?
she can still <whooof> tho
Anonymous
DLu3R
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No.19368
19376
1495786403403.jpg
>>19364
"I think we had one where I lived that I used to kick, but it was not as fine as that one."

>>19365
Then lets go for an Scootaloo type Pegasus
Anonymous
vRnCD
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No.19369
19371
>>19367
>implying i wont let her ride with me
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19370
19373
vector_012___sad_rainbow_dash_vector_by_mpnoir-d8qbdo7.png
>>19365
I just wanted a daughter to teach to play football is all...
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19371
19374
>>19369
Yeah, but the high-altitude sun-bathing! ;_;
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19373
19378
>>19370
Wait 6 months.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19374
19377
>>19371
>implying i cant cast airwalk on her
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19375
>>19365
i still need an apprentice.
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19376
19378 19380
>>19368
>wing boner
"Three weeks!"
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19377
>>19374
Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19378
19380 19393
>>19376
Kek. Also this

>>19373
"Would you turn back the edginess for the child, if only for the child?"
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.19379
19383
GM, what bonuses would the party get if Norfilly sang "Shadilay"
Anonymous
DLu3R
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No.19380
19381 19382 19384
1506036598336.png
>>19376
>>19378

Tay
0rdim
?
No.19381
>>19380
"Your damn right little missy!"

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19382
19385
>>19380
"You done been caught Nord Filly. Now go to your corner!"
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19383
19384
>>19379
>Song of Determination
Automatic Hit, re: the Dog final
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19384
19387
>>19380
>saves norfilly
>>19383
"You don't always get what you want"?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19385
19386 19387
>>19382
"If you make her cry, so help me I'll eat your face!"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19386
19390
>>19385
"you dont have to eat faces anymore"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19387
19388 19389 19395
>>19384
>>19385
"Always giving children every little thing they want and being overly sensitive to their feelings just creates adults who are used to everyone giving them everything they want and being sensitive to their feelings. You're doing a disservice to her."
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19388
19389 19396
>>19387
"And do I LOOK like a 'proper' parent/guardian? My threat still stands!" Xp
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19389
19396
>>19387
Nope
>>19388
This too
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19390
19394 19396
>>19386
"I don't HAVE to eat faces, I can quit anytime I want!" XD
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19391
19398 19405
b90fc2efba719b56d2b14947698d330c.jpg
>Tay is legitimately the best fit parent in the group
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19392
(sorry, the fact that the guy in the "How to be an Evil character" vid literally mentioned eating faces gave me an ego boost)
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19393
19396
>>19378
"I have only a few months left to be me: from then on, I'll be a mother 24/7."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19394
19396 19397
>>19390
"thez me think you might have a problem"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19395
19401 19402 19403
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7S94ohyErSw
>>19387
"She cussed, fuck off ye wankstain"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19396
>>19388
"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?"

>>19389
"You're disqualified"

>>19390
"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you can't quit any time you want"

>>19393
"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.

Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing"

>>19394
"I agree"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19397
19399 19400
>>19394
"You're just like the police!" kidding
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19398
19405
lbbxlf4ljhxy.png
>>19391
She said she was the "Strict Mom" back in her home universe.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19399
19404
>>19397
"me the sheriff"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19400
>>19397
I have been wanting to say for so long, if someone challenges whether Trumpaladin can have multiple marriages at the same time, "you're just like that damned judge in San Antonio"
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19401
>>19395
>longer than I dare to admit since I listened to this song
>remembering the rallies
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19402
>>19395
>Song of Victory
Not sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19403
>>19395
"Ya blimey cunt, she posted wing boners and gay song lyrics"
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19404
19406
sheriff-star-temporary-tattoo_2903.jpg
>>19399
Wear your badge then.
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19405
>>19391
>>19398
<3
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19406
>>19404
thats the wrong shape
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19420
19429 19430
>>19412
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19422
Hot damn! She's got more HP than she did before! I should nerf her more often!
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19423
>>19416
I stepped away. What did you post?
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19424
>>19412
>>>/test/
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19425
19426
>>19412
Why was this deleted?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19426
19427
>>19425
I'm not doing this
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19427
19429
>>19426
...?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19428
19431
Well THAT was some creepy shit
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19429
>>19427
See >>19420

Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19430
19433
>>19420
It'd spoil The Game, if I just told you how the system works.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19431
19432 19434
>>19428
Plz tell me, what happened
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19432
>>19431
Idk, I stepped away.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19433
19435
>>19430
There's no Game, it's just constant degeneration that ends in murder. Is there even a winning move?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19434
19437
>>19431
I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19435
19436 19439
>>19433
>winning move?
It's much, much, much, much more complicated than that. Matters what you mean by "winning".
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19436
19438
>>19435
Not ending in Murder
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19437
>>19434
????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19438
19440 19441
>>19436
Murder is always on the table if you fuck up badly enough, but I've been using up all of my creative points to nerf the kill switch because I want to keep playing.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19439
>>19435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pipTwjwrQYQ
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19440
19442
>>19438
Not me being murdered. AND GIVE FUCKING HINTS! YOUR GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19441
19445
>>19438
Then give some damned hints that progress is possible. SOMETHING
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19442
19443 19445
>>19440
It's so complex that even I can't predict an outcome ahead of time. Focusing on planning the wedding is something that could empty potentially a couple negative pools.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19443
19447
>>19442
WHY DO YOU WRITE IT LIKE THAT!
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19444
19446
Retaking norfilly
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19445
19449
>>19441
>>19442
whenever you two are ready ill do it.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19446
19448
>>19444
Why can't Torc have anything?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19447
>>19443
potentially empty*
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19448
>>19446
This
Trumpaladin already has a budding family. Torc is an old widower.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19449
19450 19451
>>19445
I'll be ready when she's not a hopeless psycho murderer who lacks even Hannibal Lector's level of mental stability and sociability
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19450
19453
>>19449
Damn it you cock sucking cum drizzler
I am feckin sick of yer goddamn fights with your wife
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19451
19453
>>19449
i need to up the psycho therapy more then

Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19452
1501516872583.png
I am going to make some food, be nice while I am away.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19453
19454
>>19450
Then fix her!

>>19451
This!
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19454
19456
>>19453
How bout we fix you?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19455
19459
>is having deja vu
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19456
19457 19458 19460
>>19454
How the hell is not wanting to be chained to a serial killer a personality flaw?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19457
>>19456
in my professional opinion this is a sensible request.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19458
19461 19462
>>19456
Thtas not the personality flaw
Being a narccisist is though
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19459
19467
>>19455
hey gm i go into town im looking for some therapy aids.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19460
19464
>>19456
>Serial killer
Tracy kills too often to be legally classified as a serial killer.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19461
19463
>>19458
Am I wrong though?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19462
>>19458
>also in my professional opinion
this.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19463
19464
>>19461
I ain't getting dragge into this
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19464
19466 19472
>>19463
Then why do you insert yourself into my personal life!

>>19460
There's no upper limit!
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19465
19468
GM, Torc looks for a sturdy stick about a foot long
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19466
19469
>>19464
trump can you conmission me a therapy office?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19467
19477
>>19459
>shotgun shells
Tough break mate

Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19468
19469 19470
>>19465
SO tempted to shitpost
Didn't you JUST collect sticks with Norfilly?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19469
19471
>>19466
Hmmm... Are you trained and licensed?

>>19468
This
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19470
19480
>>19468
We never stoped
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19471
19475
>>19469
"im trained enough, whats a license?"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19472
19473 19475 19480
>>19464
Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19473
19474
>>19472
school shooter
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19474
>>19473
That's a mass murderer.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19475
19476
>>19471
"Congratulations, you are quite possibly Port Barry's first official Therapist!"

Make it so

>>19472
>trying to disguise Tracy's behavior as an American Tradition
If you do a spree multiple times you're a serial killer!
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19476
19478 19479
>>19475
What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American tradition
Wat?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19477
19480 19487
>>19467
i was think something like psilocybin mushrooms.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19478
>>19476
"thats a side effect of your psychopathy."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19479
>>19476
The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19480
19483
>>19470
So you're collecting sticks, but asking me if you can find a stick? o_O
>>19472
Until they accelerate, given sufficient trigger,....
>>19477
Brilliant idea, but I doubt they would be effective over a digital medium
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19481
19482
<POOOF> Torcuil finds a stick
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19482
19484 19486
>>19481
But is it what he asked for?
He prepares to enchant
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19483
19485 19487
>>19480
im sure if you described exactly what she was feeling in depth it might work
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19484
>>19482
oh your making a magic stick
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19485
19487 19488
>>19483
Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19486
19490
>>19482
If you want ANOTHER 1' long wooden,... ah nevermind
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19487
19489 19491
>>19483
>>19477
That would just make her stabby

>>19485
Also this. AND STOP EATING DEMON SHIT, you'll harm the child
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19488
19492 19501
>>19485
"magic mushrooms are 100% safe for fetuses unlike meth."
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19489
19493
>>19487
Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...

Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19490
19491
>>19486
I honestly expected that
Just suprised it took this long
How does I enchant
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19491
19495 19496
>>19487
>GM scribbles down "Demon,.... child"
>>19490
Rub it too easy
Seriously, what kind of enchantment are you looking for?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19492
>>19488
>dubs confirmed
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19493
19494
>>19489
And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19494
19497 19500
>>19493
Not really. I just got bored.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19495
>>19491
The child already has bad genetics, pls no
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19496
19498 19507
>>19491
Ability to play any tune the user wishes
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19497
>>19494
Eh, still makes her less waifuable
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19498
19499
>>19496
Maybe just buy or craft a damn flute?
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19499
>>19498
not what I'm going for
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19500
19502
>>19494
If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19501
19504 19509
>>19488
"Can i have some?"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19502
19503 19504 19507
>>19500
Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19503
>>19502
Night Tracy's faggot
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19504
19505 19506 19507
>>19501
"Is consuming mind altering substances without medical purpose really the sort of behavior we want in our new Empire?"

>>19502
I just want to know if I can avoid killing her and the child, that is all
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19505
19508
>>19504
>lawful good
>Can't reason with her so I'll kill her and my child

Tay
0rdim
?
No.19506
19508
>>19504
"I need fuel for Blitzing"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19507
19508 19510 19516
>>19496
>"... people's... emotions"
>>19502
Love ya!
>>19504
Can you avoid ME bringing them BACK is a better question. Xp

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19508
19511 19512
>>19505
>killing a murder and the antichrist is not lawful good

>>19506
"Uh... what?"

>>19507
Whatever need be done to protect the innocent
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19509
19515
>>19501
"what problem?"

Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19510
19528
>>19507
Can I not do that?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19511
19513 19528
>>19508
"your child is innocent"
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19512
19513
>>19508
"Hm do you not know of the blitzkrieg"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19513
19514 19515 19516
>>19511
"I am not so certain"

>>19512
"I know of it. What do mushrooms have to do with it?"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19514
19519 19528
>>19513
>child has done nothing
Idk, i don't like it we should kill it
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19515
>>19513
>>19509
"I need some to indoctrinate some forces"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19516
19517 19525 19533
>>19507
>>19513
sense alignment on the fetus.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19517
19518
>>19516
Oh my God. I think you just found an easy solution
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19518
>>19517
"me smart that way"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19519
19521 19523 19525 19528
>>19514
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.

Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19520
19528 19532
>waits for GM to call us all fucktards for various reasons
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19521
19522
>>19519
Well then you shouldn't have stuck your dick in the bitch, now should you?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19522
>>19521
Well no shit!
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19523
19524
>>19519
train them to be better than you, you cuck.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19524
19526
>>19523
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19525
19527
FtAtyVy.jpg
>>19519
I'm too sleep-deprived to answer to this, but here's a meme.
>>19516
Fetuses are neutral. Just use Augury to ask Hitler to make it clear that slaughtering babies is wrong.

*Goes back to bed*
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19526
19527
>>19524
"infernuis tell you what infernuis father say to him when he banished me BE A MAN!"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19527
19528 19529 19531
>>19526
"Inferius, we could be unleashing a monster worse than any we've seen before upon the universe."

>>19525
Genetics are real, and environment matters
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19528
19532 19533
>>19510
I never said that, I just read it differently
>>19511
PssshAWWW
>>19514
This is so ironic, given what I had planned
>>19519
Again, the irony
>>19520
I thought it was obvious at this point, stating it would be redundant
>>19527
SO MUCH IRONY
GM absconds for Tea

Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19529
19530 19534
>>19527
Killing babies isn't lawful good, m8. At best, it's lawful evil.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19530
>>19529
id say CE
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19531
19534
>>19527
"and i could have died in those mountains all those years ago."
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19532
>>19528
On
>>19520
I forgot the > cause I was immitating trump
Anyway, can my enchantment work?
>tfw I can't watch tea
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19533
>>19516
>>19528

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19534
19535 19536
>>19529
Then give assurance this isn't the anti-christ

>>19531
"you know this is a different set of circumstances. So very different"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19535
19538
>>19534
>Give assurance
Don't go putting pressure on him/her so early. Let kids have dreams.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19536
19537 19538
>>19534
"not to me friend.my parents want me to die, you want your babby to die. same situation"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19537
>>19536
Aaawww..
That's so sad..
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19538
19539 19545
>>19535
That's off the table!

>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19539
19540 19541
>>19538
"then teach him to be better, if you kill this babby your no better than soros.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19540
>>19539
Oh shit
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19541
19542 19543 19550
>>19539
"Inferius, if you could stop the Anti-christ - Lenin, Marx or whoever - would you?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19542
19544
>>19541
"no if i did that then id have no one to do glorious battle with and defeat."
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19543
>>19541
Marx was the law
Lenin was he antichrist
Stalin was the prophet
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19544
19546
>>19542
"If you could ask their victims, would they feel the same way?"

Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19545
19547
>>19538
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.

*Goes to bed for the third time*
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19546
19548
>>19544
"yes, a victory with out a great Struggle is meaningless."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19547
19549
>>19545
She really should give up trying to mutate herself into a Jew, given that she's pregnant
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19548
19552
>>19546
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19549
>>19547
"this you need stop tracy no good for bad to be in utero with jew blood."
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19550
19551 19553 19556
>>19541
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19551
>>19550
>sigh
Go to bed, I'll defend you
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19552
19560
>>19548
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19553
19554
>>19550
>infacide
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19554
>>19553
Both
thd8I
?
No.19555
19557 19558
Nah
K70os
?
No.19556
>>19550
"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"

\r
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19557
>>19555
KEK
EKE
KEK
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19558
19559 19563
>>19555
Forgot to edit the config
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19559
19561 19562
>>19558
pls dont take trips away.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19560
19564
>>19552
"If you could stop it, would you?"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19561
19565
>>19559
THEN STOP USING IT FOR EVIL
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19562
>>19559
He's just salty
>mines salt
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19563
>>19558
Didn't forget to edit the post though.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19564
19566 19568
>>19560
"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19565
19567
>>19561
>evil
Really? It's better than "claiming X".
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19566
19569
>>19564
"I'm only a part of the child's parentage, mate"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19567
>>19565
Oh it was 1 time for me okay
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19568
19570 19573 19574 19578
>>19564
"I don't have the power to save him"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19569
19571
>>19566
"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19570
19572
>>19568
"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19571
19578
>>19569
"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19572
19578
>>19570
"And yet I am powerless to help Tracy."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19573
19575 19582
>>19568
"you HAVE FOOTBALL on your side dont Forget that you oaf!!"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19574
19576 19577
>>19568
>I can't save him
You're a Paladin: be braver than that.
I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.
*Goes back to bed*
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19575
19579 19581
>>19573
*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19576
19580 19581 19582 19583
>>19574
/vx/ mixed nuts: A magical place
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19577
19592
>>19574
>mass murder arguing about vice
Give the gems to the rest of the party you kike!
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19578
19579
>>19571
>>19568
>>19572
"you HAVE FOOTBALL on your side dont Forgetthat you oaf!!"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19579
>>19575
>>19575
>>19578

Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19580
>>19576
Oh, real fucking mature Trump
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19581
19583 19584
>>19576
TOPKEK
>>19575
"me not against you"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19582
19584 19586
>>19573
>calling others an oaf
"You oaf"
>>19576
Many keks

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19583
19584 19585
>>19576
So fucking screenshotted

>>19581
"Inferius, do you really think Tracy - as she is now - is fit to be a mother?"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19584
>>19582
>>19583
>>19581

This is hell
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19585
19588
>>19583
"no but most women arent at the start"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19586
>>19582
"what oaf mean? me just hear you guys say it so me say it."
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19587
19589
GM, status on mahic music stick?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19588
19590 19592
Gay bathhouse (2).png
Next time Sour Kraut shows up to troll the thread I'm showing him pic related

>>19585
"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19589
19593
>>19587
You never stated where you were going with your ahem wooden stick
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19590
19591
>>19588
"most here do, so we are gonna have to look past that."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19591
19596
>>19590
"Are you shitting me? No way in hell that's overlooked"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19592
19594
>>19577
>One person did something bad, so that means I should also do something else bad
That's not how morality works, m8: killing babies is always wrong.
>>19588
It's just the pregnancy cravings.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19593
19595 19597
>>19589
It's simple, a stick that can play any tune the user wishes, no vocals just a tune
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19594
19596 19599
>>19592
>killing babies is always wrong.
Give Gems you kike!

>It's just the pregnancy cravings
Kek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19595
19597 19598
>>19593
So a flute/recorder?
No kidding this time, just asking
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19596
19597
>>19591
"your going to have to if you dont want to raise your kid in a bad environment"
>>19594
gibe jems
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19597
19600
>>19596
"That is a bad environment"

>>19595
>>19593
Just let me buy her a flute that is gold plated and properly enchanted
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19598
19601
>>19595
Ehhhhhh, I guess
But one the user doesn't have to play

Gib bak flg
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19599
19602 19603
>>19594
The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19600
19602
>>19597
"then control your woman better instead of bitching about it"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19601
>>19598
"I got you," Thez says. "There's a reason I glue my wealth to me."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19602
19604 19605 19609
>>19599
>Not short on shekels
Just because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are ours

>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund
We need them to invest in the Kid's future now.

> fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet
But she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply

>>19600
"She's out of control!"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19603
19614
>>19599
WE HAVE A HOUSE! And some unsold apartments
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19604
19608
>>19602
>affect the foal
Oh yes, yes it will. This feeds into my narrative. ^_^
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19605
19606 19607 19608
>>19602
"law down the law!!"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19606
>>19605
*lay
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19607
>>19605
"I AM THU LAW!" (quote, not Thez)
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19608
19611 19613
>>19605
HOW!

>>19604
Mother fucking fucker! Can she be cured? Thez was cured
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19609
19610
>>19602
>eating to gain
Nah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19610
>>19609
Stahp. It's hurting the child and her potential marriage
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19611
19612
>>19608
"THATS FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT!!"
"me will help by geting her into a therapy routine"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19612
19619
>>19611
"She's unhelpable! You cannot help someone who does not want to be helped!"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19613
19615
>>19608
Through the intervention of a demigod, yes.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19614
19616
>>19603
College is expensive.
>we don't own the Jew gold
Money still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19615
19617 19618 19629
>>19613
Great. How do I summon the Golden Lady?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19616
19624
>>19614
If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19617
19620
>>19615
"not that bitch again!"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19618
19620 19622
>>19615
Tracy will just eat her too.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19619
19621
>>19612
"no one is unhelpable, faggot"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19620
>>19618
Good luck!

>>19617
"She cured Thez, she can cure Tracy and the child"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19621
19623
>>19619
"Why you gotta call me a faggot?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19622
19627
>>19618
"and (YOU) stop the fucking eating things that arent good for your fucking kid!!
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19623
19626 19657
>>19621
"BECUASE YOU ARE ACTING LIKE ONE!!"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19624
19626
>>19616
Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have something in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19625
19626
Torc is blissfily unaware that this shit is happening, but is instead enchanting something in hhe forest
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19626
19632 19633 19634
>>19623
"Now how am I acting like a faggot?"

>>19624
Why the hell not? Stop being a kike for the sake of being a kike.

>>19625
Good Tourcil
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19627
19628 19630
>>19622
*Detaches mouth from soft-serve chocolate ice-cream faucet*
"..I get cravings, you know..."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19628
19636 19657
>>19627
"Do you WANT to look fat in your wedding photos?"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19629
19631 19635 19644
>>19615
"Pique her interest. Its not a matter of summons, its about being 'worthy' of scrutiny."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19630
19631 19657
>>19627
"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19631
19637 19644
>>19629
"How did you do it exactly?"

>>19630
"Thank you Inferius"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19632
19635
>>19626
"IMPLYING YOU DONT KNOW, a straight man would take contol.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19633
>>19626
Okay, now I'm considering getting him involved
>finishes enchantment
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19634
19635
>>19626
>kike
I'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
K70os
?
No.19635
19639 19643 19657
>>19632
"Reeeeee!!!"

>>19629
GM, can I have a special Item like a pimp ring that improve my power in smacking a bitch, or something like a pabst blue ribbon or confederate flag that increases my wife beating abilities?

>>19634
Give a valid reason for keeping and not disclosing
\r
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19636
19638 19657
>>19628
She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19637
19641
Alright, enough of the Tea time (if there's a Q&A and I miss it I'll nerf every one of you). Nao.
>>19631
"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19638
19642 19657
>>19636
>flesh out exposed ribs
Holy shit that's actually good point. Continue eating ice cream
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19639
19645
>>19635
>Valid reason
Because I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19640
19647
Good night faggots
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19641
19646
>>19637
But Tea Time is still playing

"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19642
>>19638
*Ice-cream binge resumes*
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19643
>>19635
Hol' up, I gotta back-read
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19644
19648 19657
>>19629
>>19631
"I think she was interested in me for some reason"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19645
19649 19651 19657
>>19639
That's literally saying you are being a dick because you want to and can.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19646
>>19641
No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19647
>>19640
'Night!
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19648
19650
>>19644
Top fucking kek

"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19649
>>19645
this
>inb4 im a jew again
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19650
19652
>>19648
I- i dont know how.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19651
19652
>>19645
Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
K70os
?
No.19652
19653
>>19650
"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way

>>19651
"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justifications
Actually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers
\r
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19653
19654
>>19652
Im sorry trump but i dont know how, but ill help you though... for a price.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19654
19658
>>19653
"Is ridding Judaism from our dimension not payment enough?"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19655
19656
1424157029558.gif
Fuck it! I'm royally sick of arguing with this controlled freak.

*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19656
19659
>>19655
Top Fucking Kek

But that would actually cause the gems to be confused for being part of the Jew horde...
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19657
19660 19662 19670
>>19623
Oh, cuz he's the only one,....
>>19628
Fat is good for preggos
>>19630
Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that."
>>19635
>wife-beater of beating wives
I'll work on it
>>19636
>>19638
These
>>19644
"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off."
>>19645
Oh you're one to talk. Xp

Tay
0rdim
?
No.19658
19662
>>19654
I want you to grant me a title and a good plot of land.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19659
19662
>>19656
Does it really matter anyway?
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19660
19661 19665
>>19657
who is she? Can you talk to her? Is she watching us?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19661
>>19660
"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19662
19663 19675
>>19658
"Title and plot of land? You're going to command an army. But I'm sure there will be plenty of cities and kingdoms that suit you"

>>19659
I'll shut up now

>>19657
>You're one to talk
B-but!

>>19657
Thez, let Inferius help the child
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19663
19664
>>19662
Let the kid be reared before you do stuff to him: give him at least a moment's chance.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19664
19671
>>19663
We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19665
19668
>>19660
"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19666
19667 19668
Football
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19667
>>19666
Football worth checking.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19668
19673
>>19665
I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08
(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)

>>19666
THANK YOU! That's how you use trips
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19669
19672
"I could speak volumes of her, and yet my words would not be sufficient, in that they are just words. What answers can I give that will further illustrate the questions you might ask?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19670
>>19657
"thez im not hurt bab,we may."
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19671
19674
>>19664
The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19672
19676
>>19669
Can you call her here?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19673
19674 19676
>>19668
Epona deserves trips too...
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19674
19681
>>19671
The child must not have evil extra=planar elements, that I know

>>19673
Why does Tracy thank Epona for the pregnancy, but not Football? Or Trumpaladin for that matter
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19675
19677
>>19662
"Show me some later."
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19676
19678
>>19673
You assume Epona is not Football or of Football.
>>19672
"No one calls her. She goes where she pleases, and does what she does. It is not known what is within or without her domain or purview. You saw how Soros attempted to rebuke her, and what became of it."

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19677
19679
>>19675
"We have to take it first"
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19678
>>19676
"Can you communicate with her?"
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19679
19680
>>19677
"Then what are we sitting around for?"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19680
>>19679
"Don't worry in the least. I'll be on it"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19681
19682 19683
>>19674
Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense (she just exploits divegrass for power), since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.

Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19682
19684
>>19681
>celestia
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19683
19685
>>19681
>this board, due to its nature
>Don't be a racist bigot
Pick One
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19684
19686 19687
>>19682
You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19685
19687
>>19683
>What is irony?
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19686
>>19684
Seems relavent to our situation.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19687
19688
>>19685
Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.

>>19684
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day
Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19688
>>19687
>Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
I didn't say she was wrong.
thd8I
?
No.19690
19691
Oh shart.
Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
\r
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19691
>>19690
No don't! She'll see someone there it's probably better she not see
K70os
?
No.19696
19697
Thankfully I can delete other people's posts.

I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
\r
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19697
>>19696
im using Brave if they need to know.
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19698
19699 19700
Been away for a little while
Did I miss anything?

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19699
19704
>>19698
tay learned about the golden bitch.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19700
19701 19703 19710
>>19698
Tracy is allowed to eat lots of sweets but you are not
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19701
19702
1491325804862.png
>>19700

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19702
19703 19705
>>19701
Uh... Uh.. Aww
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19703
19705
>>19702
>>19700
this.
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19704
19706 19711
>>19699
Is that something I should learn about or wait until I am older?
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19705
19708 19711
1498919548960.png
>>19702
>>19703

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19706
19707 19711
>>19704
"shes a very mean golden woman Never talk to her shes evil."
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19707
>>19706
"Got it. Don't talk to golden women."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19708
19709
>>19705
okay you can have SOME candy.
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19709
19712
1494701866935.png
>>19708

Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19710
19712 19713
>>19700
Stop misleading her.
*Returns to bed*
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19711
19712 19714
>>19706
"But the Golden Lady cured Thez. She could cure Tracy and the child. Of course, she also claimed she cursed Thez. Either way though, we might need her."

>>19705
"Little Filly, you are very manipulative"

>>19704
"You were there when she cured Thez and banished Soros"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19712
19714 19715 19719
800px-Skittles-Louisiana-2003.jpg
>>19710
>>19711
she was a bitch to me she paralyzed me!
>>19709
>>19709
>pic related
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19713
>>19710
But that's true. Tracy gets to eat buckets of sweets because she's emaciated and looks like she just escaped a gulag, while Nord Filly will destroy her teeth and become obese if she keeps eating so much candy
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19714
>>19711
>"Little Filly, you are very manipulative"
"....."

"So golden lady is nice some times?"
>was preoccupied looking at twigs yesterday

>>19712
"CANDY!!.... Thanks"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19715
19716 19717
>>19712
I was talking to Trumpaladin's faggot.
*Hibernates for real this time*
Don't respond, I gotta sleep.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19716
>>19715
But what if the real reason
kidding, sleep
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19717
19718
1493868890697-2.gif
>>19715
I must also go to sleep

"Night, night all.."
>yawns
>falls asleep
>dreams

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19718
>>19717
*carries back to tower AND tucks in*
K70os
?
No.19719
19720
>>19712
"I was paralyzed too. So was Tourcil, who, like you, was sticking up for your freedom and for Thez. But the vengeful one, and the one who wanted to poison herself and her child with Jew blood... They stayed free throughout the whole encounter. As if they live and we die because their intentions are bad and ours good. It felt poetic in a sort of way. Like Cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war. It was foreboding, like a warning that for all of our efforts, the only thing that will come of our team that survives will be evil. A terrible feeling, the symbolism. God I hope that whole encounter had no larger meaning"
\r
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19720
19721
sphaghetti.png
>>19719
>autistic screech
"have more faith in our gods bro"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19721
19722
>>19720
"The whole end of that battle, and what happened afterwards, just made it seem like we are - I am - destined to do more harm and spread more evil than good. Made me want to quit leading the city. Like that was the only way to avoid some horrific future"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19722
19723
>>19721
"i think you need to go have a chat with FOOTBALL, im not saying i cant help but that would be the best solution in my professional opinion, and as your psychiatrist i am forcing you to!"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19723
19724
>>19722
"Tell me you're not just a little worried by the behavior of at least one of your teammates. Myself included"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19724
19725
>>19723
"used to i would have sided with her because shes feeding him right now, but due to recent dietary alterations i must say i agrre with you"
*infernuis looks up from his book of letters*
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19725
19726
>>19724
"Inferius, here's the thing. We have power now. Power to influence people's lives. And we're going to have a hell of a lot more if I were to continue the way I planned to. But we need to be responsible with that power. We need to make sure we will help - not do evil. Unless we have the best of intentions, we'll leave the world - maybe other worlds - worse off.

Thez really impressed me when she showed that she was sacrificing herself for the sake of her friends. That's a hell of a lot better intent than I had - I wanted to take the mage's place as emperor. It's better than what Tracy and probably Tay intended as well. But bless Thez - she's looking at this too narrowly. It's not just us, it's people everywhere who could be affected. We need to think of that."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19726
>>19725
"me with you on that trump."
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19727
19816
Fug, Norfilly really makes me feel like we have a legit filly poner in the group.
>sigh
Explanation inbound
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19728
19729 19731
Thez explains the encounter with the golden woman. "In the moment, and when presented with the situation, Trump sought to introduce himself, as though diplomacy could have mediated the situation. And yet, it should have been obvious that that was not a time for pleasantries. It should also have been obvious that Trump was not dealing with an equal. For that, he was silenced. Torcuil did well, but his demeanor was plaintive, as though he could 'politely' demand to know who he was speaking to, and moreover, he did not answer Her question. I'nis did right in telling her "Fuck you" and would have succeeded in that, but he failed in that he neither answered Her question nor maintained his resolve. It didn't help that,... I had kinda told Her all about him, and by that She was angered by his mere existence. One of the Laws is "Commit to No One",... and I'nis was evidence that I had broken the Law. Tay however, decided (whether consciously or not) that she had an opportunity to take advantage of. She probably knew she could easily be disabled or murdered, but saw an opportunity for herself and acted upon it. This is precisely the spirit that She represents, acknowledges, and is lenient toward. Tracy neither answered nor faltered, which again shows resolve and determination, and when Tay blew Soros' head off Tracy disregarded the situation to take advantage of another opportunity. Both could be considered to have acted disrespectfully, but it was a defiance that showed utility in the face of overwhelming force, rather than an attempt to counteract, placate, or deny that force. And when She demanded their names, they answered with neither supplication nor assertiveness. There was a daring in their answers that showed Her the very thing She craves from all living things, resolve. And then they bantered! In that, She could see why I had defied Her for you all. It is not that She felt Trump's or I'nis' or Torcuil's responses were invalid, but they were predictable and,... well,... male. But when She acted to harm all of you, even though I know (ALL too well) how easily She could destroy me and the rest of you, I didn't hesitate. I couldn't stand the idea of you coming to harm, especially because it was my fault She was there in the first place. It was ALL my fault, and because it was my fault, it was Her's," Thez says meekly (not like in the bath house).
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19729
>>19728
"wow!"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19730
19734 19738
"When I first crossed Her path, I was little more than a pile of rags, having,... gawd I can't even imagine how long I had been wandering. Through this gate and that, portal after portal, zone and dimension, one after another. Time-changes and life-experiences and fractured personalities and life-times that seemed real. I walked through a gate, the gate that led to Her domain, which is at the border of the Abyss and Hell, and I simply walked by Her. I didn't even notice Her at first, so she just watched me, and followed along. She put obstacles in my way, and I destroyed them. She set traps for me and I evaded them or I survived and healed from them. Finally She stood before me Herself,... and we fought. We fought for days. I wasn't really conscious of what I was doing, but I still remember it. For perspective, the gate which I had walked through was forbidden to Demons, and those who ventured through were quickly dealt with. I can only imagine Her surprise when a mortal, a child even (there was some time-reversal shit prior) walked through. So as we fought, She expected a quick and simple conclusion, but that is not what happened. I forced Her to use an ability She had not shown anyone. It wasn't even known that She had it, so secret was it, but still - and largely because She underestimated me - I forced Her hand. That is how I piqued her interest. It was after that that She remade me of the house of Thez, and placed a Geas on me that from that point forward I would take it as my name."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19731
19732 19733
>>19728
In the deadliest single aircraft disaster of all time, some 520 out of 524 people died. A small number of people in the rear of the airplane - in the smoking section - survived. They survived because they were smokers, while everyone else died. That's what that experience felt like.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19732
>>19731
"that a good *looks in book* metaphor"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19733
19738
>>19731
"That is what She is. She is Wrath personified. She is Lust in form. She is Sloth, and Pride, and all those things mortals have come to fear. But she is not wholly evil, and because I was remade by Her, my fault was Her's. And so, She removed Her fault from me."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19734
19735
>>19730
"me wish i could have saved you from all that"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19735
19737
>>19734
"Only death could do such a thing, and that I would not abide, which too was what caught Her interest. Her gifts are horrible and wonderful, but not for the faint of heart."

Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19736
19738
She turns to Trump. "She could indeed remove everything of Soros from Tracy, but it would not come without a price. Be wary of asking it."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19737
>>19735
"heart aches at such a bleak thought"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19738
19739 19742
>>19730
"What was your name before?"

>>19733
"To be completely honest, I wasn't really intending on intervening at the time. I was far more interested in Tracy, and to a lesser extent, on Tay. It seemed like whatever was going on with the Golden Lady was between you and her. But Inferius and Tourcil were talking, so I figured I'd step in."

>>19736
"Like what kind of price?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19739
19740 19741 19742
>>19738
"something more than gold is always the price with devils"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19740
>>19739
"my mother would know more..."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19741
19742
>>19739
"We have to make a Mephistopheles bargain? Aw hell no. It was Tracy's Mephistopheles bargain that got us into this mess. Is there another way?"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19742
19743 19744
>>19738
"Gilana. Gilana de Fatima Korragar. Thank you for asking."
>>19739
"This, most assuredly."
>>19739
"Perhaps we have more in common than I had anticipated."
>>19741
"What Tracy did was not a bargain, though clearly some form of exchange took place. I don't know what reversing that exchange will mean, nor can I anticipate how she will respond. She seems to rather like the changes that have occurred."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19743
19745 19746
>>19742
"You are welcome. What name do you prefer to go by?

"It's all the same. She sought to harness evil powers, and that always comes a price. Yes I know she's just fine with it, do not remind me"
*shudders*
"Trying to save her came at a far bigger price"

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19744
19746
>>19742
how do you feel about ana?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19745
>>19743
"now do you see why i told the filly not to talk to the gold lady?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19746
19747 19748 19751
>>19743
>>19744
She chuckles. "The path to hell is paved with good intentions. Thez is fine, I've known it for so long that anything else seems,... odd," she smiles, and looks at Infernius. "But I won't stop you if you choose to call me something else,... I'nis."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19747
>>19746
"ok ana ;)"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19748
19749
>>19746
"oh and by the way the only way i faultered is because her aura reminded me of you."
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19749
19750
>>19748
"A mistake I hope you won't repeat," she says with a wink.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19750
19752
File (hide): F91B05C120E5803338308F1B08B43458-6725490.m4v (6.4 MB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:00:24, NOT A SOLDIERS GUN_UNREALIABLE.mp4) [play once] [loop]
NOT A SOLDIERS GUN_UNREALIABLE.mp4
>>19749
"if she challenges me ill fight her to the death before i surrender!
>could tay makes me mp4 related gm?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19751
19753
>>19746
"Let me ask you. Is it worth it? Good intentions I mean"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19752
>>19750
Its german...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_USP
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19753
19754
>>19751
"If you're asking me whether I would choose death over good intentions, I'll still favor the latter."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19754
19755
>>19753
"thats one of the reasons i love you"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19755
19756
>>19754
She smirks. "Would you do any different?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19756
19757
>>19755
"no" infernuis says with a wink and a tickle to the ribs.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19757
19758
>>19756
"You're lucky I don't have a tail a tail anymore, else I'd drop you without even shifting my weight," she says crossing her arms playfully.
vRnCD
?
No.19758
[1d20 = 17]
>>19757
*playful grapple*
+hil5
?
No.19759
[1d20 = 2]
shit

+hil5
?
No.19760
19761
[9d20 = 66]
"Okay, I can't break the grapple cursed items! but I can still beat you while IN a grapple,"
T> Nonlethal full-round attack
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19761
>>19760
>tfw Thez is kind of smite-able, but she's no longer a demon, so there's not really a just reason to smite her
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19762
19763 19791
Fun fact, while engaged in a grapple, the two parties engaged can still fight, just not with weapons. Since Thez is a monk, she can use elbows, knees, etc. without incurring any penalties. Since her combined attack bonuses (buffs included is +59 (-5 with each consecutive hit),....
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19763
19764
>>19762
>Thez is a Monk
I did not know that
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19764
19766
>>19763
You didn't? Seriously?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19765
19766 19771
chivalry!
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19766
19769
>>19764
Why would I know that?

>>19765
Inferius is right. It's only proper to smite women if they are extra-planars or Bolsheviks (kind of the same thing) and Thez is no longer half demon
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19767
19768
"The best there's ever BEEN!" she says brushing her hands off (I'm assuming you're not gonna make me roll for damage, that was 9 consecutive hits at 2d10+str+buffs damage, not enough to knock Infernius out completely, but enough to daze him).
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19768
19770
>>19767
im not gonna hit thez.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19769
>>19766
My bad, I'm certain I mentioned it a few times.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19770
19771
>>19768
"Didn't you just say that you wouldn't repeat that mistake?" Xp
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19771
19772
>>19770
>>19765

Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19772
19773
>>19771
To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19773
19774
>>19772
"did you hit me or was that a flurry of kittens" infernuis says smugly.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19774
19775 19776
>>19773
Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19775
2KU0U.jpg
>>19774
>she can't speak blasphemy anymore
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19776
19779
>>19774
"ah come on you know me was joking"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19777
19778 19779
get for thez
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19778
19780
4grc4p.jpg
>>19777
You did good Inferius, you did good
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19779
>>19776
>>19777
"Oh, and I wasn't? What's wrong? Big ol' bull can't handle the bantz?" she says jumping into his arms, kissing him.
Tulpas,... sheesh
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19780
Spoilered
>>19778

Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19781
19782
As an aside, would it be gloating if I were to point out that by this thread the Game now accounts for right around 15k posts? That wouldn't be gloating would it? I would hate to gloat, that would be improper.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19782
19783
>>19781
what a gloater
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19783
19784
>>19782
"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19784
>>19783
this.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19785
19786
Alright then, that's it for me. Catch you later!
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19786
>>19785
later.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19787
19788
"Goodniiiiight!" ^_^
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19788
>>19787
night ana
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19790
What happened while I was asleep?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19791
19795
>>19762
Can grapplers use natural weapons? Hooves, teeth etc?
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.19792
19795
image.png
This is probably more just a statement for counter-factual speculation than for actual gameplay purposes, but a Paladin's mount can command a similar animal kind to "approach, drop, fall, flee, or halt" as many as one time per day per two paladin levels. So a pony belonging to a level 16 Paladin could force a horse or pony within 65 feet of her to come to her, assume a prone position, or stop moving, up to eight times per day.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19793
19795
How far did that rumor about a Dragonne picking-off travelers along the road between Port Barry and Pip spread?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19795
19796 19801
>>19791
With the requisite feat (Improved Unarmed Combat) yes.
>>19792
Yes
>>19793
Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Anonymous
DQ/4k
?
No.19796
19797 19801
>>19795
>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19797
19798
>>19796
You would have to ask around those areas to determine the effects.
Anonymous
DQ/4k
?
No.19798
19799 19802
>>19797
Can she do that now?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19799
19800 19801
>>19798
How much game-time do you really think that will take?
Anonymous
H+Ec/
?
No.19800
>>19799
About 8 hours?
It's not important anyway..
sKhEi
?
No.19801
19802
>>19796
Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.

>>19799
That would take days

>>19795
GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?

"He does it for free" the legend tells
\r
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19802
19804 19805
>>19801
>Story
This is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>Days
Ding

>>19798
She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19803
19805
On a totally unrelated note, and because I normally am not afforded the opportunity to do so, I would like to state - for posterity - Checkmate.
Anonymous
H+Ec/
?
No.19804
19806 19820
>>19802
I was thinking of checking out the dome again, actually.
Anonymous
sKhEi
?
No.19805
19806
>>19802
Is that ding in the sense of "the bell goes ding for a correct answer" or "I just got dinged by email from Haynes and Boone" (rejected!)

>>19803
I have no idea what you mean by that, but you can't have good intentions by it, and it scares me
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19806
19807
>>19804
That would take a full day plus a rest period, so you can be 'back' by tomorrow at earliest.
>>19805
Correct
Don't mind the other, it means I'm FREEEEEE
Anonymous
H+Ec/
?
No.19807
19808
>>19806
I was looking to go on a long journey and explore the map more.
Anonymous
sKhEi
?
No.19808
19809
>>19807
Why not go to the Emperor's capital with us when we try to conquer it?
Anonymous
H+Ec/
?
No.19809
19810 19812
>>19808
We feel like I'd be less restrained if she went off alone for a while.
Anonymous
sKhEi
?
No.19810
19811
>>19809
What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
Anonymous
H+Ec/
?
No.19811
19813 19814 19815
>>19810
Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
Anonymous
sKhEi
?
No.19812
>>19809
Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19813
>>19811
Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
Anonymous
2y50Q
?
No.19814
>>19811
to complete the formulas for*
I might just scrap this sheet though..
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19815
>>19811
I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19816
19817 19818
1495697043032.gif
>>19727
Should I tone it down a bit, or be honoured?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19817
>>19816
Nah, you're filling the role well.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19818
19819 19822
1314041.jpeg
>>19816
>tone down
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahem
Your adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19819
1509301446700.gif
>>19818

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19820
19821
>>19804
this, go see whats up over there tracy.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19821
19823 19828
>>19820
We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19822
19828
>>19818
hey gm can i do another recruitment drive and have training day for my police force?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19823
19824 19826
>>19821
it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19824
19825 19827
>>19823
It was complete darkness, wasn't it?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19825
>>19824
i dont think so. i could be wrong.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19826
19828 19829
>>19823
>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Wtf didn't I think of just phasing into the city?!
Anonymous
DLu3R
?
No.19827
>>19824
I know "Dancing Lights" if needed...
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19828
19838
>>19821
see>>19823
Glad someone else said it!
>>19822
Sure. I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>>19826
^_^
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19829
19831 19836
>>19826
She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19830
19839
There is at least one other way into the city, but that's a good one too and the one that involves the least involvement of the party (since Tracy seems to want to 'go rogue', not in a negative sense).
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19831
19832
>>19829
they might have hella treasure..
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19832
19833
>>19831
We'll never know
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19833
19834
>>19832
i might take my police force over there for a raid after they're trained.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19834
19835
>>19833
Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19835
>>19834
>Raid
Invasion and Occupation
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19836
19837
>>19829
Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19837
>>19836
this.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19838
19840
>>19828
I would like tat bonus.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19839
19840
>>19830
have i got any more feat slots from lvling?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19840
19843 19845
>>19838
I'm not sure what you mean.
>>19839
And I'm not sure you ever declared any feats to begin with. Players get (standard) 1 feat for every 3 levels, meaning (unless I missed it) u have 5 feats to designate.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19841
19842
>I gotta read
Ugh
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19842
19844 19849
>>19841
Dont be a bitch.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19843
19846 19850
>>19840
i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19844
19847 19850
>>19842
Well I am a bitch
I'm just salty cause my new wifi adapter isn't working
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19845
19850
>>19840
>I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.19846
19850
>>19843
You absolutely need "Leadership." It's the most important one, take it
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19847
19848 19850
>>19844
go get some candy it helps with the salt.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19848
19850
>>19847
The only way to cure this salt is my PC working
I assume my stick crafting worked last night?
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.19849
19851 19853
>>19842
>Tracy: "dying is painful
>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch."

>Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy"
>Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman"

>Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?"
>Inferius: "don't be a bitch"

I love Inferius
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19850
19855
>>19848
Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847
Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846
This
>>19845
Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844
There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843
>sigh
Very well
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19851
19852 19853
>>19849
>If I take that mask off, would it hurt?
Inferius: only if I'm a bitch
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19852
19854 19855
>>19851
The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19853
>>19851
top fucking jej
>>19849
me love you too trump.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19854
>>19852
can i take a 20 if i craft stuff?
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19855
19856
>>19850
As far as I can tell it was more bitching about Tracy from Trump
>>19852
That is not even fucking close to what I want
I basically want something like a flute, that plays itself
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19856
19857 19858
>>19855
Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19857
>>19856
Okay, that works
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19858
19859
>>19856
are there any feats that help me dual wield axes?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19859
19860
>>19858
You mean OTHER than Two-weapon fighting?
e_e
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19860
19861
>>19859
i didnt see that yet im currently looking through the list.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19861
19862
>>19860
K, just being trollish
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19862
19863
>>19861
im taking the leadership feat and my score is 25.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Leadership
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19863
19865
>>19862
So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has been beating training.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19864
19866 19868
Also, anyone wanna comment on what happened to those elves who are still milling about (not to mention all the kittens)?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19865
>>19863
ive got a name for my force they are my Gestapo
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19866
19867
>>19864
can lennos make me an item that raises my dex to 19?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19867
>>19866
From 9? No, that would be artifact grade, and it would conflict with the Arms
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19868
>>19864
So how are the elves?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19869
19870 19875
So Trump's got the Denver Bronco's, including the Generals(?), Infernius has his Gestapo, Tracy has her Assassin's guild (what was the name again?), and Thez has the Fight Club. There's also the elves (I'm thinking Troll will have taken them under her wing, even though she's not an alicorn in the Game),... am I forgetting anyone?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19870
19871
>>19869
Four Horses
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19871
19872 19874
>>19870
NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19872
19873
>>19871
Who owns the ship
>Torc has nothing
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19873
19878
>>19872
Who indeed? Wanna revive Korak and ask him?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19874
19876 19892
>>19871
we have 3.trump built 2 more.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19875
19876
>>19869
would it be possible to get it to 19 with a few items?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19876
19877 19892
>>19874
Riiiiiight. I gotta keep better notes.
>>19875
Typically no. Normally, magical augments don't stack, except in the case of artifacts.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19877
19879
>>19876
i was just wondering because i need 15 dex to take the first level of 2 weapon fighting.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19878
19881
>>19873
Nah I'm good
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19879
19880 19884 19885 19890 19891
>>19877
15 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.

I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.19880
19882 19883
>>19879
I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19881
>>19878
wanna join my Gestapo as the arcane adviser?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19882
19885 19886
>>19880
tell me what you need from me.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19883
>>19880
I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19884
20035
>>19879
would i have to get rid of my arms?
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19885
19889
>>19879
>this weekend
I sadly can't play this weekend, maybe late saturday or friday night. But that's iffy
>>19882
Eh, why not?
>joins

Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.19886
19887 19888 19889
>>19882
Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19887
>>19886
our death squads are with you.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19888
>>19886
>court city
You haven't played Final Fantasy 3 have you? ^_~
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19889
19892
>>19885
welcome Admiral.
>>19886
can i reqquest one of thw ships to be signed over to the gestapo?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19890
>>19879
My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19891
>>19879
infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19892
19893
>>19889
Yes, you may have one of the ships.

May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.
>>19874
>>19876
I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19893
19894
>>19892
its a police boat NO MORE PIRATES!!
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19894
19895
>>19893
Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19895
19896 19900
>>19894
yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19896
19897 20035 20036
>>19895
Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.

But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.

If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.

If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all: Fractional-Reserve Banking. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.

>Can Tourcil make us an airship
This. Just This.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19897
19898
>>19896
who we take loan from?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19898
19899
>>19897
Whoever can harness the dark powers of Fractional-Reserve Banking for themselves
Ben
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19899
>>19898
seems like a good back up plan
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19900
19901
>>19895
I can try
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19901
19902 19903
>>19900
torculi me assign you a squad of men. fill the slots how ever you like.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19902
19903 19905
>>19901
I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)

What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19903
19904 19906
>>19901
How large is a squad?
>>19902
Read backstory faggot
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19904
19905 20035
>>19903
I'm talking about gaining followers and cohorts under the D&D rules. Read those
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19905
19907
>>19902
>>19904
Leadership.
Prerequisite
Character level 6th.
so he can take the feat
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19906
19908 19909 19912
>>19903
you and 5 men.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19907
19908
>>19905
Well... We still got 14 elves taking up space and bored in the stables
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19908
19909 19912
>>19906
>>19907
5 men and 14 eleves then.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19909
19910
>>19906
>>19908
What is he going to do with them though?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19910
19911
>>19909
thats up to him. he could make them meme machines if he wanted.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19911
>>19910
I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19912
19913
>>19906
>>19908
I can do this
>hires trollestia as translator
Uh choices in people?
Military engineers, weak ass wizards?
Archers?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19913
19914
>>19912
its up to you bro.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19914
19915 19916 19919
>>19913
Uh, military engineers x2
Archers to train the elves x2
We'll be the ranged division
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19915
19916 19920
>>19914
Artilery. We need artillery

Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19916
19919 19920
>>19915
>>19914
Magic artillery would be nice but you dont have to.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19917
19918 19919 19920
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
"What are you all planning over here, guys? C-could I help?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19918
>>19917
sure your part of the team.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19919
>>19914
>>19916
If not magical, at least normal

>>19917
"D'aww! She's finally taking interest in my plans for world domination!"

*Happiliy pets pony*

We're using our leadership powers and the money to raise an army and a a navy
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19920
19921
>>19917
>>19915
Fine, 2 artillery men, and the engineers
>>19916
I like the sound of that
>>19917
"Hi smol hoers"

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19921
19922 19923 19924
>>19920
Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19922
>>19921
FUCKING THIS!
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19923
19925 19931
I've got one foot in the graveyard right now, but I don't want to be left out entirely. Just give me a tip.
>>19921
This.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19924
19925 19926
>>19921
>catapults
Degenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19925
19926 19928 19932
>>19923
>The spoilered text
I'm sorry, what did you mean by that?

>>19924
REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.

Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19926
19927 19928
>>19925
>>19924
also this torculi it might be a pretty good idea for the engineers to research this stuff.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19927
>>19926
I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19928
19929 19930
62b.jpg
>>19925
Yeah, but you don't want them out in the open
Besides, can a catapult launch a 90kg projectile 300m?
>>19926
Luckily Torc has come across superiour siege engines in his research

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19929
>>19928
i love it!
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19930
>>19928
>Metric system
Yuck

We can use those though. Have a small crew to operate and horses or oxen to draw them. I hope we can get some before we go after Kefka's city. Actually I hope we won't need it. I guess we'll just ask Sechs
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19931
19932 19933
>>19923
do the small hores wanna join my gestapo?
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19932
19934 19937
>>19925
Sick as fuck and not getting better any time soon.
>>19931
"Sure."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19933
19938
>>19931
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! She's mine! Back off
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19934
19935 19938
>>19932
This treachery will be remembered
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19935
19936
>>19934
You never gave her a chance. Reeeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19936
19940 20035
>>19935
"but little pony... you were supposed to be our vanguard, or infiltrator, for the Denver Broncos..."
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19937
>>19932
>not getting better
Srry to hear that m8
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19938
19939 19941
>>19934
>>19933
tracy is a valuable ally we can all share bro.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19939
19941
>>19938
no sexuals
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19940
19942
>>19936
"What do you want from me, Flashy?" *rubs cheek against thigh*
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19941
19944
>>19938
"but she's mine..."

>>19939
Sexuals
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19942
>>19940
"To help kill shit, of course. Whether in great mass or in stealth"
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19943
19946
Is there any possibility of Tracy hiring a druid?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19944
19945 19946 19951
>>19941
"me just want to be friend since she no more stab me."
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19945
>>19944
Not being stabed is nice
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19946
19949
>>19944
"But she's broncos..."
Yes I am making her wear the Jersey. Under the cloak I guess

>>19943
Maybe?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19947
19948 19950 19951
"REEEEEEEEEEEE my faggot is eating beef"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19948
>>19947
Kek
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19949
19951
>>19946
thaat make me sad me cant even be her friend trump.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19950
19951
>>19947
"Don't be a bitch."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19951
19953 19954
>>19949
>>19944
"She's never taken any interest in my larger plans before. This is a chance for bonding"

>>19947
Um... bad faggot?

>>19950
This
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19953
19955 19957
>>19951
"I want to have our wedding ceremony and settle down before our foal is born, Flashy."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19954
>>19951
*hick accent*
"dixie say ay fuck you man"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19955
19956
>>19953
"Let's see, Infernius can marry you two."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19956
>>19955
"that was plan"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19957
19958
>>19953
"I want to give our foal something special. Something great. A great inheritance. An Empire. Do you not want to help me?"
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19958
19959 19960 19962
>>19957
"I'll help you, Flashy, but stability is more important than greatness. I want our family to be able to live peacefully."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19959
19961
>>19958
"Hence why we need to do it now"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19960
>>19958
"That's okay I guess. I'll run the family business. Just thought the kind of work it involves might interest you is all"
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19961
19963
>>19959
[worried pony noises]
"Won't it take months though? Pretty soon, I won't be able to fight or take risks like I used to..."
*touches hoof to belly*
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19962
19963
>>19958
*mutters to self*
greatness is pretty great
K70os
?
No.19963
19964
>>19961
"Well, I just thought there were a few cities where an infiltrator opening the doors or killing the leaders might be helpful, but I see your point.

If you promise you won't be going around putting unnecessary risks on the foal while we're on campaign"

>>19962
*whispers to self*
"this"
\r
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19964
19965 19966
>>19963
"Just get married before we start, then you won't have to worry about last minute shit right before the baby is born"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19965
>>19964
"this"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19966
19967 19968 19976
>>19964
"Now hol' up. Why do you want to deny the opportunity to find the best place for a wedding. Or a formal proposal for that matter. Kefka's castle. Far off beaches. There is so much more this world has to offer"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19967
19969 19970
1509803762868.jpg
>>19966

Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19968
19970
>>19966
>not getting married at the 50 yard line in the broncos stadium
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19969
19970 20035
>>19967
fuck! i didnt save the version where he marked port barry.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19970
19971 19972 19974
>>19969
It's in the natural harbor in Aine Bay sort of near the Court city and by the mountains.

>>19968
>>19967
"Tourcil? Inferius? Can I talk to you over on the side for a minute?"

"I'm sorry Tracy, Can I handle something with these two?"