NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>19239
Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
>>19247
"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
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Didn't see new thread made
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
"Hug?"
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
"Hug?"
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>>19275
>implying asking a question is the same as wrestling her on the ground and cursing her until she picks a name
>implying asking a question is the same as wrestling her on the ground and cursing her until she picks a name
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>>19146 →
>Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Ah, shoot. I forgot I need to apply gestation progression to my character flowcharts too...
>Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Ah, shoot. I forgot I need to apply gestation progression to my character flowcharts too...
>>19289
How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
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>>19301
Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
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Found this and thought it could be relevent
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_medieval_weapons
http://www.medievalwarfare.info/weapons.htm
I fucking love medieval weaponry
http://www.medievalwarfare.info/weapons.htm
I fucking love medieval weaponry
>>19323
Generally no
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!
>>19314
I'm pretty sure its... asian!
Generally no
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!
>>19314
I'm pretty sure its... asian!
>>19319
No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have her do.
No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have her do.
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Trips are banned again
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>>19341
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
Nobody cares
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
Nobody cares
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw
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Wtf happened while I was chasing pigs?
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>dies some moar
>>19353
*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
>>19355
I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.
>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices
I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.
>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices
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>>19358
Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way certain anons keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way certain anons keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
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>mfw I just realized that Thez can neither fly NOR cast airwalk anymore
y live?
she can still <whooof> tho
y live?
she can still <whooof> tho
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>>19374
Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
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>Tay is legitimately the best fit parent in the group
(sorry, the fact that the guy in the "How to be an Evil character" vid literally mentioned eating faces gave me an ego boost)
>>19388
"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?"
>>19389
"You're disqualified"
>>19390
"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you can't quit any time you want"
>>19393
"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.
Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing"
>>19394
"I agree"
"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?"
>>19389
"You're disqualified"
>>19390
"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you can't quit any time you want"
>>19393
"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.
Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing"
>>19394
"I agree"
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>>19397
I have been wanting to say for so long, if someone challenges whether Trumpaladin can have multiple marriages at the same time, "you're just like that damned judge in San Antonio"
I have been wanting to say for so long, if someone challenges whether Trumpaladin can have multiple marriages at the same time, "you're just like that damned judge in San Antonio"
>>19395
>Song of Victory
Not sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
>Song of Victory
Not sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
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>>19412
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Hot damn! She's got more HP than she did before! I should nerf her more often!
>>19416
I stepped away. What did you post?
I stepped away. What did you post?
>>19412
>>>/test/
>>>/test/
Well THAT was some creepy shit
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
>>19430
There's no Game, it's just constant degeneration that ends in murder. Is there even a winning move?
There's no Game, it's just constant degeneration that ends in murder. Is there even a winning move?
>>19431
I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
>>19433
>winning move?
It's much, much, much, much more complicated than that. Matters what you mean by "winning".
>winning move?
It's much, much, much, much more complicated than that. Matters what you mean by "winning".
>>19436
Murder is always on the table if you fuck up badly enough, but I've been using up all of my creative points to nerf the kill switch because I want to keep playing.
Murder is always on the table if you fuck up badly enough, but I've been using up all of my creative points to nerf the kill switch because I want to keep playing.
>>19440
It's so complex that even I can't predict an outcome ahead of time. Focusing on planning the wedding is something that could empty potentially a couple negative pools.
It's so complex that even I can't predict an outcome ahead of time. Focusing on planning the wedding is something that could empty potentially a couple negative pools.
>>19445
I'll be ready when she's not a hopeless psycho murderer who lacks even Hannibal Lector's level of mental stability and sociability
I'll be ready when she's not a hopeless psycho murderer who lacks even Hannibal Lector's level of mental stability and sociability
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I am going to make some food, be nice while I am away.
>is having deja vu
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
>>19464
Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
>>19475
What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American tradition
Wat?
What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American tradition
Wat?
>>19476
The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
>>19483
Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
>>19487
Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
>>19489
And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
>>19494
If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
>>19500
Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
>>19514
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
>>19523
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
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>>19535
That's off the table!
>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
That's off the table!
>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
>>19538
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
>>19546
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
>>19541
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
>>19548
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
>>19550
"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"
\r
"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"
\r
>>19560
"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
>>19566
"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
>>19568
"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"
"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"
>>19569
"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
>>19568
>I can't save him
You're a Paladin: be braver than that.
I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.
*Goes back to bed*
>I can't save him
You're a Paladin: be braver than that.
I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.
*Goes back to bed*
>>19573
*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
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>>19585
"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
>>19585
"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
>>19592
>killing babies is always wrong.
Give Gems you kike!
>It's just the pregnancy cravings
Kek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
>killing babies is always wrong.
Give Gems you kike!
>It's just the pregnancy cravings
Kek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
>>19594
The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
>>19599
>Not short on shekels
Just because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are ours
>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund
We need them to invest in the Kid's future now.
> fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet
But she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply
>>19600
"She's out of control!"
>Not short on shekels
Just because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are ours
>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund
We need them to invest in the Kid's future now.
> fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet
But she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply
>>19600
"She's out of control!"
>>19602
>eating to gain
Nah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
>eating to gain
Nah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
>>19603
College is expensive.
>we don't own the Jew gold
Money still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
College is expensive.
>we don't own the Jew gold
Money still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
>>19614
If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
>>19616
Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have something in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have something in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Torc is blissfily unaware that this shit is happening, but is instead enchanting something in hhe forest
>>19627
"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
>>19626
>kike
I'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
>kike
I'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
>>19628
She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
Alright, enough of the Tea time (if there's a Q&A and I miss it I'll nerf every one of you). Nao.
>>19631
"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
>>19631
"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
>>19635
>Valid reason
Because I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
>Valid reason
Because I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
>>19637
But Tea Time is still playing
"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
But Tea Time is still playing
"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
>>19641
No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
>>19644
Top fucking kek
"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
Top fucking kek
"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
>>19645
Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
>>19650
"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way
>>19651
"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justifications
Actually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers
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"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way
>>19651
"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justifications
Actually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers
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Fuck it! I'm royally sick of arguing with this controlled freak.
*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
>>19655
Top Fucking Kek
But that would actually cause the gems to be confused for being part of the Jew horde...
Top Fucking Kek
But that would actually cause the gems to be confused for being part of the Jew horde...
>>19623
Oh, cuz he's the only one,....
>>19628
Fat is good for preggos
>>19630
Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that."
>>19635
>wife-beater of beating wives
I'll work on it
>>19636
>>19638
These
>>19644
"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off."
>>19645
Oh you're one to talk. Xp
Oh, cuz he's the only one,....
>>19628
Fat is good for preggos
>>19630
Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that."
>>19635
>wife-beater of beating wives
I'll work on it
>>19636
>>19638
These
>>19644
"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off."
>>19645
Oh you're one to talk. Xp
>>19660
"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."
"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."
>>19663
We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more
We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more
>>19660
"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."
"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."
>>19665
I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08
(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)
>>19666
THANK YOU! That's how you use trips
I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08
(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)
>>19666
THANK YOU! That's how you use trips
"I could speak volumes of her, and yet my words would not be sufficient, in that they are just words. What answers can I give that will further illustrate the questions you might ask?"
>>19664
The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.
The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.
>>19674
Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense (she just exploits divegrass for power), since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.
Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.
Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense (she just exploits divegrass for power), since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.
Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.
>>19682
You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves
You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves
>>19685
Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.
>>19684
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day
Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.
>>19684
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day
Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
Oh shart.
Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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Thankfully I can delete other people's posts.
I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
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I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
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>>19710
But that's true. Tracy gets to eat buckets of sweets because she's emaciated and looks like she just escaped a gulag, while Nord Filly will destroy her teeth and become obese if she keeps eating so much candy
But that's true. Tracy gets to eat buckets of sweets because she's emaciated and looks like she just escaped a gulag, while Nord Filly will destroy her teeth and become obese if she keeps eating so much candy
>>19712
I was talking to Trumpaladin's faggot.
*Hibernates for real this time*
Don't respond, I gotta sleep.
I was talking to Trumpaladin's faggot.
*Hibernates for real this time*
Don't respond, I gotta sleep.
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>>19712
"I was paralyzed too. So was Tourcil, who, like you, was sticking up for your freedom and for Thez. But the vengeful one, and the one who wanted to poison herself and her child with Jew blood... They stayed free throughout the whole encounter. As if they live and we die because their intentions are bad and ours good. It felt poetic in a sort of way. Like Cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war. It was foreboding, like a warning that for all of our efforts, the only thing that will come of our team that survives will be evil. A terrible feeling, the symbolism. God I hope that whole encounter had no larger meaning"
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"I was paralyzed too. So was Tourcil, who, like you, was sticking up for your freedom and for Thez. But the vengeful one, and the one who wanted to poison herself and her child with Jew blood... They stayed free throughout the whole encounter. As if they live and we die because their intentions are bad and ours good. It felt poetic in a sort of way. Like Cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war. It was foreboding, like a warning that for all of our efforts, the only thing that will come of our team that survives will be evil. A terrible feeling, the symbolism. God I hope that whole encounter had no larger meaning"
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>>19720
"The whole end of that battle, and what happened afterwards, just made it seem like we are - I am - destined to do more harm and spread more evil than good. Made me want to quit leading the city. Like that was the only way to avoid some horrific future"
"The whole end of that battle, and what happened afterwards, just made it seem like we are - I am - destined to do more harm and spread more evil than good. Made me want to quit leading the city. Like that was the only way to avoid some horrific future"
>>19721
"i think you need to go have a chat with FOOTBALL, im not saying i cant help but that would be the best solution in my professional opinion, and as your psychiatrist i am forcing you to!"
"i think you need to go have a chat with FOOTBALL, im not saying i cant help but that would be the best solution in my professional opinion, and as your psychiatrist i am forcing you to!"
>>19722
"Tell me you're not just a little worried by the behavior of at least one of your teammates. Myself included"
"Tell me you're not just a little worried by the behavior of at least one of your teammates. Myself included"
>>19723
"used to i would have sided with her because shes feeding him right now, but due to recent dietary alterations i must say i agrre with you"
*infernuis looks up from his book of letters*
"used to i would have sided with her because shes feeding him right now, but due to recent dietary alterations i must say i agrre with you"
*infernuis looks up from his book of letters*
>>19724
"Inferius, here's the thing. We have power now. Power to influence people's lives. And we're going to have a hell of a lot more if I were to continue the way I planned to. But we need to be responsible with that power. We need to make sure we will help - not do evil. Unless we have the best of intentions, we'll leave the world - maybe other worlds - worse off.
Thez really impressed me when she showed that she was sacrificing herself for the sake of her friends. That's a hell of a lot better intent than I had - I wanted to take the mage's place as emperor. It's better than what Tracy and probably Tay intended as well. But bless Thez - she's looking at this too narrowly. It's not just us, it's people everywhere who could be affected. We need to think of that."
"Inferius, here's the thing. We have power now. Power to influence people's lives. And we're going to have a hell of a lot more if I were to continue the way I planned to. But we need to be responsible with that power. We need to make sure we will help - not do evil. Unless we have the best of intentions, we'll leave the world - maybe other worlds - worse off.
Thez really impressed me when she showed that she was sacrificing herself for the sake of her friends. That's a hell of a lot better intent than I had - I wanted to take the mage's place as emperor. It's better than what Tracy and probably Tay intended as well. But bless Thez - she's looking at this too narrowly. It's not just us, it's people everywhere who could be affected. We need to think of that."
Fug, Norfilly really makes me feel like we have a legit filly poner in the group.
>sigh
Explanation inbound
>sigh
Explanation inbound
Thez explains the encounter with the golden woman. "In the moment, and when presented with the situation, Trump sought to introduce himself, as though diplomacy could have mediated the situation. And yet, it should have been obvious that that was not a time for pleasantries. It should also have been obvious that Trump was not dealing with an equal. For that, he was silenced. Torcuil did well, but his demeanor was plaintive, as though he could 'politely' demand to know who he was speaking to, and moreover, he did not answer Her question. I'nis did right in telling her "Fuck you" and would have succeeded in that, but he failed in that he neither answered Her question nor maintained his resolve. It didn't help that,... I had kinda told Her all about him, and by that She was angered by his mere existence. One of the Laws is "Commit to No One",... and I'nis was evidence that I had broken the Law. Tay however, decided (whether consciously or not) that she had an opportunity to take advantage of. She probably knew she could easily be disabled or murdered, but saw an opportunity for herself and acted upon it. This is precisely the spirit that She represents, acknowledges, and is lenient toward. Tracy neither answered nor faltered, which again shows resolve and determination, and when Tay blew Soros' head off Tracy disregarded the situation to take advantage of another opportunity. Both could be considered to have acted disrespectfully, but it was a defiance that showed utility in the face of overwhelming force, rather than an attempt to counteract, placate, or deny that force. And when She demanded their names, they answered with neither supplication nor assertiveness. There was a daring in their answers that showed Her the very thing She craves from all living things, resolve. And then they bantered! In that, She could see why I had defied Her for you all. It is not that She felt Trump's or I'nis' or Torcuil's responses were invalid, but they were predictable and,... well,... male. But when She acted to harm all of you, even though I know (ALL too well) how easily She could destroy me and the rest of you, I didn't hesitate. I couldn't stand the idea of you coming to harm, especially because it was my fault She was there in the first place. It was ALL my fault, and because it was my fault, it was Her's," Thez says meekly (not like in the bath house).
"When I first crossed Her path, I was little more than a pile of rags, having,... gawd I can't even imagine how long I had been wandering. Through this gate and that, portal after portal, zone and dimension, one after another. Time-changes and life-experiences and fractured personalities and life-times that seemed real. I walked through a gate, the gate that led to Her domain, which is at the border of the Abyss and Hell, and I simply walked by Her. I didn't even notice Her at first, so she just watched me, and followed along. She put obstacles in my way, and I destroyed them. She set traps for me and I evaded them or I survived and healed from them. Finally She stood before me Herself,... and we fought. We fought for days. I wasn't really conscious of what I was doing, but I still remember it. For perspective, the gate which I had walked through was forbidden to Demons, and those who ventured through were quickly dealt with. I can only imagine Her surprise when a mortal, a child even (there was some time-reversal shit prior) walked through. So as we fought, She expected a quick and simple conclusion, but that is not what happened. I forced Her to use an ability She had not shown anyone. It wasn't even known that She had it, so secret was it, but still - and largely because She underestimated me - I forced Her hand. That is how I piqued her interest. It was after that that She remade me of the house of Thez, and placed a Geas on me that from that point forward I would take it as my name."
>>19728
In the deadliest single aircraft disaster of all time, some 520 out of 524 people died. A small number of people in the rear of the airplane - in the smoking section - survived. They survived because they were smokers, while everyone else died. That's what that experience felt like.
In the deadliest single aircraft disaster of all time, some 520 out of 524 people died. A small number of people in the rear of the airplane - in the smoking section - survived. They survived because they were smokers, while everyone else died. That's what that experience felt like.
>>19731
"That is what She is. She is Wrath personified. She is Lust in form. She is Sloth, and Pride, and all those things mortals have come to fear. But she is not wholly evil, and because I was remade by Her, my fault was Her's. And so, She removed Her fault from me."
"That is what She is. She is Wrath personified. She is Lust in form. She is Sloth, and Pride, and all those things mortals have come to fear. But she is not wholly evil, and because I was remade by Her, my fault was Her's. And so, She removed Her fault from me."
>>19734
"Only death could do such a thing, and that I would not abide, which too was what caught Her interest. Her gifts are horrible and wonderful, but not for the faint of heart."
"Only death could do such a thing, and that I would not abide, which too was what caught Her interest. Her gifts are horrible and wonderful, but not for the faint of heart."
She turns to Trump. "She could indeed remove everything of Soros from Tracy, but it would not come without a price. Be wary of asking it."
>>19730
"What was your name before?"
>>19733
"To be completely honest, I wasn't really intending on intervening at the time. I was far more interested in Tracy, and to a lesser extent, on Tay. It seemed like whatever was going on with the Golden Lady was between you and her. But Inferius and Tourcil were talking, so I figured I'd step in."
>>19736
"Like what kind of price?"
"What was your name before?"
>>19733
"To be completely honest, I wasn't really intending on intervening at the time. I was far more interested in Tracy, and to a lesser extent, on Tay. It seemed like whatever was going on with the Golden Lady was between you and her. But Inferius and Tourcil were talking, so I figured I'd step in."
>>19736
"Like what kind of price?"
>>19739
"We have to make a Mephistopheles bargain? Aw hell no. It was Tracy's Mephistopheles bargain that got us into this mess. Is there another way?"
"We have to make a Mephistopheles bargain? Aw hell no. It was Tracy's Mephistopheles bargain that got us into this mess. Is there another way?"
>>19738
"Gilana. Gilana de Fatima Korragar. Thank you for asking."
>>19739
"This, most assuredly."
>>19739
"Perhaps we have more in common than I had anticipated."
>>19741
"What Tracy did was not a bargain, though clearly some form of exchange took place. I don't know what reversing that exchange will mean, nor can I anticipate how she will respond. She seems to rather like the changes that have occurred."
"Gilana. Gilana de Fatima Korragar. Thank you for asking."
>>19739
"This, most assuredly."
>>19739
"Perhaps we have more in common than I had anticipated."
>>19741
"What Tracy did was not a bargain, though clearly some form of exchange took place. I don't know what reversing that exchange will mean, nor can I anticipate how she will respond. She seems to rather like the changes that have occurred."
>>19742
"You are welcome. What name do you prefer to go by?
"It's all the same. She sought to harness evil powers, and that always comes a price. Yes I know she's just fine with it, do not remind me"
*shudders*
"Trying to save her came at a far bigger price"
"You are welcome. What name do you prefer to go by?
"It's all the same. She sought to harness evil powers, and that always comes a price. Yes I know she's just fine with it, do not remind me"
*shudders*
"Trying to save her came at a far bigger price"
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>>19749
"if she challenges me ill fight her to the death before i surrender!
>could tay makes me mp4 related gm?
"if she challenges me ill fight her to the death before i surrender!
>could tay makes me mp4 related gm?
>>19751
"If you're asking me whether I would choose death over good intentions, I'll still favor the latter."
"If you're asking me whether I would choose death over good intentions, I'll still favor the latter."
>>19756
"You're lucky I don't have a tail a tail anymore, else I'd drop you without even shifting my weight," she says crossing her arms playfully.
"You're lucky I don't have a tail a tail anymore, else I'd drop you without even shifting my weight," she says crossing her arms playfully.
[9d20 = 66]
"Okay, I can't break the grapple cursed items! but I can still beat you while IN a grapple,"
T> Nonlethal full-round attack
"Okay, I can't break the grapple cursed items! but I can still beat you while IN a grapple,"
T> Nonlethal full-round attack
>>19760
>tfw Thez is kind of smite-able, but she's no longer a demon, so there's not really a just reason to smite her
>tfw Thez is kind of smite-able, but she's no longer a demon, so there's not really a just reason to smite her
Fun fact, while engaged in a grapple, the two parties engaged can still fight, just not with weapons. Since Thez is a monk, she can use elbows, knees, etc. without incurring any penalties. Since her combined attack bonuses (buffs included is +59 (-5 with each consecutive hit),....
"The best there's ever BEEN!" she says brushing her hands off (I'm assuming you're not gonna make me roll for damage, that was 9 consecutive hits at 2d10+str+buffs damage, not enough to knock Infernius out completely, but enough to daze him).
>>19771
To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
>>19773
Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
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As an aside, would it be gloating if I were to point out that by this thread the Game now accounts for right around 15k posts? That wouldn't be gloating would it? I would hate to gloat, that would be improper.
>>19782
"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.
"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.
What happened while I was asleep?
This is probably more just a statement for counter-factual speculation than for actual gameplay purposes, but a Paladin's mount can command a similar animal kind to "approach, drop, fall, flee, or halt" as many as one time per day per two paladin levels. So a pony belonging to a level 16 Paladin could force a horse or pony within 65 feet of her to come to her, assume a prone position, or stop moving, up to eight times per day.
How far did that rumor about a Dragonne picking-off travelers along the road between Port Barry and Pip spread?
>>19795
>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
>>19796
Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.
>>19799
That would take days
>>19795
GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?
"He does it for free" the legend tells
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Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.
>>19799
That would take days
>>19795
GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?
"He does it for free" the legend tells
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>>19801
>Story
This is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>Days
Ding
>>19798
She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
>Story
This is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>Days
Ding
>>19798
She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
On a totally unrelated note, and because I normally am not afforded the opportunity to do so, I would like to state - for posterity - Checkmate.
>>19809
What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
>>19810
Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
>>19809
Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
>>19811
Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
>>19811
I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
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>>19816
>tone down
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahem
Your adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
>tone down
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahem
Your adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
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>>19820
We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
>>19821
it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
>>19823
>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Wtf didn't I think of just phasing into the city?!
>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Wtf didn't I think of just phasing into the city?!
>>19826
She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
There is at least one other way into the city, but that's a good one too and the one that involves the least involvement of the party (since Tracy seems to want to 'go rogue', not in a negative sense).
>>19833
Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
>>19829
Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
>>19840
i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
>>19840
>I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>>19842
>Tracy: "dying is painful
>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch."
>Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy"
>Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman"
>Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?"
>Inferius: "don't be a bitch"
I love Inferius
>Tracy: "dying is painful
>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch."
>Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy"
>Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman"
>Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?"
>Inferius: "don't be a bitch"
I love Inferius
>>19848
Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847
Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846
This
>>19845
Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844
There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843
>sigh
Very well
Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847
Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846
This
>>19845
Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844
There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843
>sigh
Very well
>>19851
The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
>>19855
Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
>>19862
So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has beenbeating training.
So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has been
Also, anyone wanna comment on what happened to those elves who are still milling about (not to mention all the kittens)?
So Trump's got the Denver Bronco's, including the Generals(?), Infernius has his Gestapo, Tracy has her Assassin's guild (what was the name again?), and Thez has the Fight Club. There's also the elves (I'm thinking Troll will have taken them under her wing, even though she's not an alicorn in the Game),... am I forgetting anyone?
>>19870
NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
>>19877
15 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.
I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
15 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.
I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
>>19879
I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
>>19880
I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
>>19882
Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
>>19879
My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
>>19879
infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
>>19889
Yes, you may have one of the ships.
May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.
>>19874
>>19876
I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
Yes, you may have one of the ships.
May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.
>>19874
>>19876
I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
>>19893
Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
>>19894
yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
>>19895
Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.
But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.
If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.
If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all: Fractional-Reserve Banking. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.
>Can Tourcil make us an airship
This. Just This.
Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.
But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.
If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.
If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all: Fractional-Reserve Banking. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.
>Can Tourcil make us an airship
This. Just This.
>>19901
I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)
What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)
What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
>>19910
I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
>>19914
Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
"What are you all planning over here, guys? C-could I help?"
>>19920
Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
I've got one foot in the graveyard right now, but I don't want to be left out entirely. Just give me a tip.
>>19921
This.
>>19921
This.
>>19921
>catapults
Degenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>catapults
Degenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>>19923
>The spoilered text
I'm sorry, what did you mean by that?
>>19924
REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
>The spoilered text
I'm sorry, what did you mean by that?
>>19924
REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
>>19926
I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
>>19928
>Metric system
Yuck
We can use those though. Have a small crew to operate and horses or oxen to draw them. I hope we can get some before we go after Kefka's city. Actually I hope we won't need it. I guess we'll just ask Sechs
>Metric system
Yuck
We can use those though. Have a small crew to operate and horses or oxen to draw them. I hope we can get some before we go after Kefka's city. Actually I hope we won't need it. I guess we'll just ask Sechs
>>19935
"but little pony... you were supposed to be our vanguard, or infiltrator, for the Denver Broncos..."
"but little pony... you were supposed to be our vanguard, or infiltrator, for the Denver Broncos..."
>>19953
"I want to give our foal something special. Something great. A great inheritance. An Empire. Do you not want to help me?"
"I want to give our foal something special. Something great. A great inheritance. An Empire. Do you not want to help me?"
>>19957
"I'll help you, Flashy, but stability is more important than greatness. I want our family to be able to live peacefully."
"I'll help you, Flashy, but stability is more important than greatness. I want our family to be able to live peacefully."
>>19958
"That's okay I guess. I'll run the family business. Just thought the kind of work it involves might interest you is all"
"That's okay I guess. I'll run the family business. Just thought the kind of work it involves might interest you is all"
>>19959
[worried pony noises]
"Won't it take months though? Pretty soon, I won't be able to fight or take risks like I used to..."
*touches hoof to belly*
[worried pony noises]
"Won't it take months though? Pretty soon, I won't be able to fight or take risks like I used to..."
*touches hoof to belly*
>>19963
"Just get married before we start, then you won't have to worry about last minute shit right before the baby is born"
"Just get married before we start, then you won't have to worry about last minute shit right before the baby is born"
>>19964
"Now hol' up. Why do you want to deny the opportunity to find the best place for a wedding. Or a formal proposal for that matter. Kefka's castle. Far off beaches. There is so much more this world has to offer"
"Now hol' up. Why do you want to deny the opportunity to find the best place for a wedding. Or a formal proposal for that matter. Kefka's castle. Far off beaches. There is so much more this world has to offer"
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>>19966
>not getting married at the 50 yard line in the broncos stadium
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB"
>not getting married at the 50 yard line in the broncos stadium
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB"
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>>19974
I think that's right
>>19975
>>19974
"You two know damn well I do not want to marry that girl, that I don't quite like her, and that I definitely don't trust her. And I know equally well that the two of you, and Thez, and her, are all going to try to force me into it regardless.
Now I guess that's just fine because my whole damned existence has been settling for second best and doing things I am not comfortable doing for the sake of others. Whether it's jobs, family, actions in battle, and... relationships... I've always done what I had to do, even if I don't always love.
But please, if this must be my cross to bare, please let me try to determine if there is any way we can be friendly with one another. Let me see if we have anything in common. If can ever feel safe with her out of line of sight. This is the first time I've ever seen her express interest in the group. Or in something I wanted to accomplish. If you're going to force me with her, let me see if I can like her. Be her friend. Please"
>>19976
You hurt your flashy when you denied that you wanted to raise an army of horse ninjas
I think that's right
>>19975
>>19974
"You two know damn well I do not want to marry that girl, that I don't quite like her, and that I definitely don't trust her. And I know equally well that the two of you, and Thez, and her, are all going to try to force me into it regardless.
Now I guess that's just fine because my whole damned existence has been settling for second best and doing things I am not comfortable doing for the sake of others. Whether it's jobs, family, actions in battle, and... relationships... I've always done what I had to do, even if I don't always love.
But please, if this must be my cross to bare, please let me try to determine if there is any way we can be friendly with one another. Let me see if we have anything in common. If can ever feel safe with her out of line of sight. This is the first time I've ever seen her express interest in the group. Or in something I wanted to accomplish. If you're going to force me with her, let me see if I can like her. Be her friend. Please"
>>19976
You hurt your flashy when you denied that you wanted to raise an army of horse ninjas
>>19977
"Okay Okay, back off. Don't need to know the details, I'll just leave you two alone"
Fuck I heard a scum of the earth cockroach
"Okay Okay, back off. Don't need to know the details, I'll just leave you two alone"
Fuck I heard a scum of the earth cockroach
>>19977
You hurt your Tracy really badly when you nonchalantly mentioned her foal "losing the genetic lottery" and suggested killing it as a precaution for whateverthefuck: I had to do a whole bunch of math to prevent the charts from going down in flames.
If you're going to say something retarded, don't put it in quotes.
You hurt your Tracy really badly when you nonchalantly mentioned her foal "losing the genetic lottery" and suggested killing it as a precaution for whateverthefuck: I had to do a whole bunch of math to prevent the charts from going down in flames.
If you're going to say something retarded, don't put it in quotes.
>>19979
Why is that a scum of the earth cockroach thing to say?
>>19978
>>19979
"alright, thank you"
*returns*
"I settled that Tracy. Now, what was it you were wanting to talk about?"
>>19980
Probably wasn't the smartest move on my part. I had definitely intended that to be said more privately when I first thought of that. At least it is intended to be as much of an indictment of Trumpaladin as Tracy, because he is alleging his line is bad as well
Why is that a scum of the earth cockroach thing to say?
>>19978
>>19979
"alright, thank you"
*returns*
"I settled that Tracy. Now, what was it you were wanting to talk about?"
>>19980
Probably wasn't the smartest move on my part. I had definitely intended that to be said more privately when I first thought of that. At least it is intended to be as much of an indictment of Trumpaladin as Tracy, because he is alleging his line is bad as well
>>19981
I don't mean that, I man there is a fucking cockroach in the same room as me. I fucking had the bastards more than anyone has hated anything before.
Uh huh, sure it also was talking about Trumpaladin
I don't mean that, I man there is a fucking cockroach in the same room as me. I fucking had the bastards more than anyone has hated anything before.
Uh huh, sure it also was talking about Trumpaladin
>>19981
Don't talk about that crap again: It pisses me off.
Killing babies is never okay.
>what was it you were wanting to talk about?
"I wanted to see how I could help, Flashy."
Don't talk about that crap again: It pisses me off.
Killing babies is never okay.
>what was it you were wanting to talk about?
"I wanted to see how I could help, Flashy."
>>19985
Only one case it is proper to kill a fetus/baby
Its a fucking coachroach
>implying you could abort the anti-christ
Only one case it is proper to kill a fetus/baby
Its a fucking coachroach
>implying you could abort the anti-christ
>>19983
"Well, let me tell you Tracy..."
"Actually, everyone! Get in here! Let me tell you what I think we should do and why.
Now, Korak mentioned that Kefka was taking tribute from every city on the planet, more or less, and terrifying them with the Tarrasque, killing at random. He ruled from his Court city. The way I see it, if an Emperor or King of Kings has died, that leaves a vacuum that has to be filled by something. Much room to expand our influence. Much room to expand Port Barry's influence. So if there were a large number of cities that had agreed to pledge tribute, be protectorates or vassals of the Emperor, I'm imagining that if there is a new leader in the Court city - one who expects less than half the former tribute and doesn't kill wantonly - it'll be all the same to them. Many cities, most cities perhaps, will become more independent. New Tyrants, new Pirate lords. We'll have to kill them eventually to free this realm. But if we can go into the Court City, show that we are the ones who killed Kefka, maybe they'll let us in, maybe we'll have to fight off a council. I don't know. But if we take that city, we'll command far more respect across this realm. Many cities will agree to open up their gates to our missionaries and tradesmen. Many will want to become vassals. This is besides the possible vast wealth and Knowledge that might exist in that city.
So I say we try to take that city as soon as possible. Before a new government is well organized.
Inferius, help me in leading a small army of Port Barry to the Court city. Two small armies. Torucil, if you can repeat that nuke feat, or provide artillery, that would also be very helpful. Tracy, you have lots of skills, and the exact way you could help would need more information.
So who agrees?"
"Well, let me tell you Tracy..."
"Actually, everyone! Get in here! Let me tell you what I think we should do and why.
Now, Korak mentioned that Kefka was taking tribute from every city on the planet, more or less, and terrifying them with the Tarrasque, killing at random. He ruled from his Court city. The way I see it, if an Emperor or King of Kings has died, that leaves a vacuum that has to be filled by something. Much room to expand our influence. Much room to expand Port Barry's influence. So if there were a large number of cities that had agreed to pledge tribute, be protectorates or vassals of the Emperor, I'm imagining that if there is a new leader in the Court city - one who expects less than half the former tribute and doesn't kill wantonly - it'll be all the same to them. Many cities, most cities perhaps, will become more independent. New Tyrants, new Pirate lords. We'll have to kill them eventually to free this realm. But if we can go into the Court City, show that we are the ones who killed Kefka, maybe they'll let us in, maybe we'll have to fight off a council. I don't know. But if we take that city, we'll command far more respect across this realm. Many cities will agree to open up their gates to our missionaries and tradesmen. Many will want to become vassals. This is besides the possible vast wealth and Knowledge that might exist in that city.
So I say we try to take that city as soon as possible. Before a new government is well organized.
Inferius, help me in leading a small army of Port Barry to the Court city. Two small armies. Torucil, if you can repeat that nuke feat, or provide artillery, that would also be very helpful. Tracy, you have lots of skills, and the exact way you could help would need more information.
So who agrees?"
>>19994
"Did you say you wanted to tone down all of the violence when your foal is nearer the end of term?"
"Did you say you wanted to tone down all of the violence when your foal is nearer the end of term?"
>>20004
>>20002
>this is what he would've spent it on
>>20002
>this is what he would've spent it on
>>20001
>>19998
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
>>19998
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
>>20007
At least it wasn't:
>Aborting the Anti-Christ is morally justified
or
>I can have multiple waifus
Like it could've been if he hadn't forgotten to un-cuck the system.
At least it wasn't:
>Aborting the Anti-Christ is morally justified
or
>I can have multiple waifus
Like it could've been if he hadn't forgotten to un-cuck the system.
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>>19988
"I agree"
Though I feel inclined to warn y'all that I wont be on for a little longer than a week starting friday
"I agree"
Though I feel inclined to warn y'all that I wont be on for a little longer than a week starting friday
>>20019
Careful. That's a legitimate sexual position, with just a little clothing removed
"Well... I have to say I'm a little worried too"
*contemplates pulling pants down, or going into the other room*
I mean, if you need to go, then you can go. I only slept three hours last night anyways
>>20018
"She deserved it. No Jew blood cravings"
Careful. That's a legitimate sexual position, with just a little clothing removed
"Well... I have to say I'm a little worried too"
*contemplates pulling pants down, or going into the other room*
I mean, if you need to go, then you can go. I only slept three hours last night anyways
>>20018
"She deserved it. No Jew blood cravings"
>hears roach again
I swear to god if I wake up sleeping with a roach again I will not hesitate to kill myself
See you faggots l8r
I swear to god if I wake up sleeping with a roach again I will not hesitate to kill myself
See you faggots l8r
>>19884
Did you for the bracers?
>>19896
<beat beat beat beat beat beat beat>
"DON'T you DARE sell them!"
>>19904
Meh, that's more about attracting and hiring followers. The party has a whole Port full of options. Still need Leadership tho.
>>19936
"I can do that!" Thez is better at stealth anyway Xp
>>19969
>map
Did you for the bracers?
>>19896
<beat beat beat beat beat beat beat>
"DON'T you DARE sell them!"
>>19904
Meh, that's more about attracting and hiring followers. The party has a whole Port full of options. Still need Leadership tho.
>>19936
"I can do that!" Thez is better at stealth anyway Xp
>>19969
>map
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>>20037
I, Tracy's faggot, was hoping to start an underground national transequinist movement among horses on the continent in the future, but for that I'll need the powers of a druid and maybe even a sorcerer to Awaken, empower, and augment the horses.
I, Tracy's faggot, was hoping to start an underground national transequinist movement among horses on the continent in the future, but for that I'll need the powers of a druid and maybe even a sorcerer to Awaken, empower, and augment the horses.
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>>20040
I was thinking to just train them one at a time with the Handle Animal skill, buy them, or Intimidate them. The goal isn't nearly as much to gain cohorts as it is to fill the world with more intelligent, magical horses or monsters.
I actually had the skeleton of this idea a while ago, before Tracy even actually transformed; when I read on some fansite that nightmares were created unnaturally by subjecting Pegasi to gruesome, dark rituals that corrupted their blood and caused them to cast away their noble nature and become their own breed in Shadowfell. Nightmares were one of my favorite creatures even before I played this game (I'd never played D&D before, but I was always interested in fantasy monsters), so I gladly sprang at the opportunity to turn Tracy into one (she already has most of the behavioral characteristics anyway); I'm glad GM gave me the chance to play her as one, especially since it fits so well with the Ghost rider Theme.
I was thinking to just train them one at a time with the Handle Animal skill, buy them, or Intimidate them. The goal isn't nearly as much to gain cohorts as it is to fill the world with more intelligent, magical horses or monsters.
I actually had the skeleton of this idea a while ago, before Tracy even actually transformed; when I read on some fansite that nightmares were created unnaturally by subjecting Pegasi to gruesome, dark rituals that corrupted their blood and caused them to cast away their noble nature and become their own breed in Shadowfell. Nightmares were one of my favorite creatures even before I played this game (I'd never played D&D before, but I was always interested in fantasy monsters), so I gladly sprang at the opportunity to turn Tracy into one (she already has most of the behavioral characteristics anyway); I'm glad GM gave me the chance to play her as one, especially since it fits so well with the Ghost rider Theme.
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>How the rest of the site sees us
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>>20049
Awaken isn't an unpleasant augmentation, and idk if I'll ever be able to actually mutate other horses.
Awaken isn't an unpleasant augmentation, and idk if I'll ever be able to actually mutate other horses.
>>20056
THIS
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I must recruit Nordfilly
>>20057
Welp, if you don't want the additional 8 hit die, the +4 strength, the ability to command other horses and ponies, the access to an entire list of spells, the improved saving throws, the improved speed, the improved evasion, the +10 natural armor, or the probably improved spell resistance that come from being a Paladin's mount, then I guess that's okay
THIS
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I must recruit Nordfilly
>>20057
Welp, if you don't want the additional 8 hit die, the +4 strength, the ability to command other horses and ponies, the access to an entire list of spells, the improved saving throws, the improved speed, the improved evasion, the +10 natural armor, or the probably improved spell resistance that come from being a Paladin's mount, then I guess that's okay
>>20059
I thought the reason you turned her down was because Paladin's can only have Lawful Good cohorts?
I thought the reason you turned her down was because Paladin's can only have Lawful Good cohorts?
Did Thez take back Bob btw?
>>20060
The Paladin rules don't per se forbid having evil aligned cohorts, but it does require all relations with such to be justified by necessity. I have no idea about mounts.
But story wise, that is essentially the reason. Holy hell it would look bad if Trumpaladin had a mount who was going around murdering random people. Also it would be bad.
The Paladin rules don't per se forbid having evil aligned cohorts, but it does require all relations with such to be justified by necessity. I have no idea about mounts.
But story wise, that is essentially the reason. Holy hell it would look bad if Trumpaladin had a mount who was going around murdering random people. Also it would be bad.
>>20063
GM, can Torc learn summoning?
I'm considering carving myself a 20d barrel die. Am I to far gone?
GM, can Torc learn summoning?
I'm considering carving myself a 20d barrel die. Am I to far gone?
>>20064
I'll check out Trollestia's grove and the mountains beyond there forth. Hippies like them are always leaving magic signs all over the place to lead new animal "friends" towards their hang-out zones.
I'll check out Trollestia's grove and the mountains beyond there forth. Hippies like them are always leaving magic signs all over the place to lead new animal "friends" towards their hang-out zones.
>>20065
Again, why that "How to play an evil character" vid was so appropriate
>>20064
Not ziggers (although Zecora is SO a druid), but more "mountain-man" meets,... well Fluttershy
>>20066
Barrel die? Like for cutting screws? Yes, summoning is just one of the spells, the type of summon determined by the spell level one uses.
Again, why that "How to play an evil character" vid was so appropriate
>>20064
Not ziggers (although Zecora is SO a druid), but more "mountain-man" meets,... well Fluttershy
>>20066
Barrel die? Like for cutting screws? Yes, summoning is just one of the spells, the type of summon determined by the spell level one uses.
>>20068
Um... I didn't actually watch that video...
I want to RP that morning waking up with Slovenia in the meadow eventually though, when I have time
Um... I didn't actually watch that video...
I want to RP that morning waking up with Slovenia in the meadow eventually though, when I have time
>>20065
That's what disguise, stealth and bluff are for: it wouldn't be much of an Assassination if everyone knew about it.
GM, how many more levels in Assassin do I need to cast Control Shape? I'm not exactly sure how "known spells" work.
That's what disguise, stealth and bluff are for: it wouldn't be much of an Assassination if everyone knew about it.
GM, how many more levels in Assassin do I need to cast Control Shape? I'm not exactly sure how "known spells" work.
https://youtu.be/e-0hgP1tNH8
I recommend these videos at 1.25 speed, the guy is a little TOO "DM" in his presentation
I recommend these videos at 1.25 speed, the guy is a little TOO "DM" in his presentation
>>20070
>assuming nothing will ever be witnessed, nothing ever discovered, no on will ever investigate, rumors will never spread, nothing will ever be deduced, or bob never tells Thez who tells Inferius
One of these days, you will roll a 1. And when you do, you better be ready to explain under what bizzare moral framework your actions were justified. You know Inferius is now sherif and Inquisitor.
>assuming nothing will ever be witnessed, nothing ever discovered, no on will ever investigate, rumors will never spread, nothing will ever be deduced, or bob never tells Thez who tells Inferius
One of these days, you will roll a 1. And when you do, you better be ready to explain under what bizzare moral framework your actions were justified. You know Inferius is now sherif and Inquisitor.
>>20074
Give the hippies a few minutes to reconsider first though. It'll be a pain and a half to find another one (they live in the woods after all, and I don't get the Survival check bonus a nightmare normally gets)
>inb4, we find one 3 years into his freaking Vow of Silence
>>20075
Either is good, although what you just mentioned sounds better.
Give the hippies a few minutes to reconsider first though. It'll be a pain and a half to find another one (they live in the woods after all, and I don't get the Survival check bonus a nightmare normally gets)
>inb4, we find one 3 years into his freaking Vow of Silence
>>20075
Either is good, although what you just mentioned sounds better.
>>20080
You know, all your sneaking around and shiesty shit could easily be mitigated by Tracy declaring in one way or another "Hey, in case you didn't know, I may have to sneak around and do some sheisty shit from time to time, but don't worry, you'll all be better off for it"
You know, all your sneaking around and shiesty shit could easily be mitigated by Tracy declaring in one way or another "Hey, in case you didn't know, I may have to sneak around and do some sheisty shit from time to time, but don't worry, you'll all be better off for it"
>>20078
Infernius isn't dumb enough to piss-off Tracy when she's a pin's drop away from making Chinese Medicine out of his horn, unless he actually is, idk.
Besides, I don't intend to cause any explict ruckus among the lawful residents of Port Barry.
>>20081
I could've sworn I had her say something that months ago, but Trumpaladin just wouldn't have any of it.. Control freak...
Infernius isn't dumb enough to piss-off Tracy when she's a pin's drop away from making Chinese Medicine out of his horn, unless he actually is, idk.
Besides, I don't intend to cause any explict ruckus among the lawful residents of Port Barry.
>>20081
I could've sworn I had her say something that months ago, but Trumpaladin just wouldn't have any of it.. Control freak...
>>20081
As I said, my model for Trump good is Anerican foreign policy under Republican presidents, like Saint Reagan. Assassinations, coups, propping dictators, and giving money to Contras and Mujahadeen are entirely within the realm of acceptable behaviors. But they still need to be justified by being necessary to stop some larger evil
As I said, my model for Trump good is Anerican foreign policy under Republican presidents, like Saint Reagan. Assassinations, coups, propping dictators, and giving money to Contras and Mujahadeen are entirely within the realm of acceptable behaviors. But they still need to be justified by being necessary to stop some larger evil
>>20087
Port Barry doesn't even have a government: it's an ancap paradise, slavery and all. You don't need to self-appoint as some kind of detective.
Just stop "investigating", and there won't be anything for him to worry about.
Port Barry doesn't even have a government: it's an ancap paradise, slavery and all. You don't need to self-appoint as some kind of detective.
Just stop "investigating", and there won't be anything for him to worry about.
>>20089
>To avoid executing the duties of an Emperor, don't be an Emperor
Your post makes no sense to me
>To avoid executing the duties of an Emperor, don't be an Emperor
Your post makes no sense to me
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I've finally done it!!
>>20089
Like it sounds like what you are saying is "don't try to save people goyim, go back to sleep." That's not persuasive
Like it sounds like what you are saying is "don't try to save people goyim, go back to sleep." That's not persuasive
>>20084
Actually, just a good piece of sandpaper would go a long way for this
>I'm just ignoiing the fighting
Actually, just a good piece of sandpaper would go a long way for this
>I'm just ignoiing the fighting
>>20092
Focus on becoming emperor first: it's generally a bad idea to act like you're in charge before you actually are, because that breeds conflict, especially in midst of a recent a recent power vacuume. Better to call your forces a factional army with a defined cause and Port Barry as their base, than to claim actual authority as a governing police force. Paladins are archytypical "crusaders", so it's better to declare the goal to take the Emperor's citadel first and then draw in associates of all kind: a Paladin cannot willingly reach out to evil or chaotic associates, but nothing forbids them from assembling diverse forces under a mutual flag.
tl;Dr: stop trying to be the police and paint yourself a banner that forces of all allignments can assemble under.
Focus on becoming emperor first: it's generally a bad idea to act like you're in charge before you actually are, because that breeds conflict, especially in midst of a recent a recent power vacuume. Better to call your forces a factional army with a defined cause and Port Barry as their base, than to claim actual authority as a governing police force. Paladins are archytypical "crusaders", so it's better to declare the goal to take the Emperor's citadel first and then draw in associates of all kind: a Paladin cannot willingly reach out to evil or chaotic associates, but nothing forbids them from assembling diverse forces under a mutual flag.
tl;Dr: stop trying to be the police and paint yourself a banner that forces of all allignments can assemble under.
>>20094
M8, that statue will take up half the city and take months to carve with your low-level stone-manipulating spell. Awesome meme though.
M8, that statue will take up half the city and take months to carve with your low-level stone-manipulating spell. Awesome meme though.
>>20099
I figured it would be very, very, very likely for foreign forces to attack and stomp us if the local narcicist actually tried to crown himself baron or something.
I figured it would be very, very, very likely for foreign forces to attack and stomp us if the local narcicist actually tried to crown himself baron or something.
>>20102
Why, whatever would give you that impression,... I mean I personally had never thought of such a scenario,... at all,... ever
SHHHHHH
Why, whatever would give you that impression,... I mean I personally had never thought of such a scenario,... at all,... ever
SHHHHHH
>>20097
Like, that whole post is literally exactly everything I've been doing. It's Inferius who wants to make the police force. Trumpaladin would only focus on smaller targets much later.
The reason Tracy is under suspicion isn't because she's a villain - she'd have to stand in line for smiting like every one else. It's because she makes pretensions of being Trumpaladin's waifu, and more importantly, because she is carrying Trumpaladin's child, who may or may not be the anti-Christ. Trumpaladin wants his waifu and the mother of his child to be worthy of the role. That's why she falls under more suspicion
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Like, that whole post is literally exactly everything I've been doing. It's Inferius who wants to make the police force. Trumpaladin would only focus on smaller targets much later.
The reason Tracy is under suspicion isn't because she's a villain - she'd have to stand in line for smiting like every one else. It's because she makes pretensions of being Trumpaladin's waifu, and more importantly, because she is carrying Trumpaladin's child, who may or may not be the anti-Christ. Trumpaladin wants his waifu and the mother of his child to be worthy of the role. That's why she falls under more suspicion
\r
>tfw Tracy and Trump's faggots would have gotten into a fist fight by this point if we whee plailying in person
>>20104
I can maintain surface-level honor, if you don't needlessly do too much deep "investigation".
Just have your character focus on rallying spirits for his crusade before you go too far in presiding over the ongoings of the areas surrounding Port Barry. It's a neutral city: they won't like being told what to do at first, even if they do cooperate.
I can maintain surface-level honor, if you don't needlessly do too much deep "investigation".
Just have your character focus on rallying spirits for his crusade before you go too far in presiding over the ongoings of the areas surrounding Port Barry. It's a neutral city: they won't like being told what to do at first, even if they do cooperate.
>>20107
I get that m8. I'm just using the bantz as cautionary foreshadowing. ^_^
I can't say that the next session is going to be terribly developmental as far as the story is concerned, and I'll be letting the players do the lion's share of determining what is explored and who goes where and all that. My main focus as far as sussing out the next few legs of the campaign is determining exactly how many factions were in some way connected to and active within the 'empire', and how they will respond to the news that the Emperor and his pet are dead, what does that mean for each particular group, and how they will respond to news and the increasing presence of the party.
I get that m8. I'm just using the bantz as cautionary foreshadowing. ^_^
I can't say that the next session is going to be terribly developmental as far as the story is concerned, and I'll be letting the players do the lion's share of determining what is explored and who goes where and all that. My main focus as far as sussing out the next few legs of the campaign is determining exactly how many factions were in some way connected to and active within the 'empire', and how they will respond to the news that the Emperor and his pet are dead, what does that mean for each particular group, and how they will respond to news and the increasing presence of the party.
>>20108
On this note, he AND the party have done an exceptional job of being an inspirational presence, and have thus had little difficulty in gaining followers and participants. However, Port Barry has been almost the exclusive witness and beneficiary to the party's actions; one would be operating foolishly to assume that everyone will respond in kind.
On this note, he AND the party have done an exceptional job of being an inspirational presence, and have thus had little difficulty in gaining followers and participants. However, Port Barry has been almost the exclusive witness and beneficiary to the party's actions; one would be operating foolishly to assume that everyone will respond in kind.
>>20110
GM, can we have Torc go on a seperate path for a while bcause I'm gonna be busy as hell for a while
GM, can we have Torc go on a seperate path for a while bcause I'm gonna be busy as hell for a while
>>20112
>>20113
Yes of course. I figured thats where this was trending, for the immediate future, and everyone appears to be settling in on a particular pursuit/agenda. Plus, that will make it easier for me to provide individual challenges that don't involve adding more hit dice to creatures, or just adding more creatures.
The nerd fight went well, but largely because he underestimated the party. If he had seen the party as a threat, he'd have operated far differently, and there would be alot more craters and grease-spots
>>20113
Yes of course. I figured thats where this was trending, for the immediate future, and everyone appears to be settling in on a particular pursuit/agenda. Plus, that will make it easier for me to provide individual challenges that don't involve adding more hit dice to creatures, or just adding more creatures.
The nerd fight went well, but largely because he underestimated the party. If he had seen the party as a threat, he'd have operated far differently, and there would be alot more craters and grease-spots
>>20110
>Port Barry is Neutral
Did you mean to say "was"? It is now Athens after the Persain Wars, or America at the turn of the 20th Century. It is ready to take on glory.
Trumpaladin's child is more important than the crusade or the image. For that, more than mere appearance is essential.
There doesn't have to be actual honor, the targets just have to be assholes. That's literally the only request. I'm sure there are plenty
>>20109
>>20110
>how they respond to the death of Kefka
My intuition says that most will want to opperate as independent city states, while a few go on conquests, and pirate and bandit lords pop up. But my intuition also says that at least one will want some sort of protectorate relationship with the capital and whoever controls it, especially if there is no vast tribute, and especially if there is an agreement of military protection and commerce in exchange.
>no one will no the party
They will know who killed Kefja and the Tarrasque. That will mean something to them. If they feared and were subdued by him and the Terrasque, they ought to respect whoever could slay him.
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>Port Barry is Neutral
Did you mean to say "was"? It is now Athens after the Persain Wars, or America at the turn of the 20th Century. It is ready to take on glory.
Trumpaladin's child is more important than the crusade or the image. For that, more than mere appearance is essential.
There doesn't have to be actual honor, the targets just have to be assholes. That's literally the only request. I'm sure there are plenty
>>20109
>>20110
>how they respond to the death of Kefka
My intuition says that most will want to opperate as independent city states, while a few go on conquests, and pirate and bandit lords pop up. But my intuition also says that at least one will want some sort of protectorate relationship with the capital and whoever controls it, especially if there is no vast tribute, and especially if there is an agreement of military protection and commerce in exchange.
>no one will no the party
They will know who killed Kefja and the Tarrasque. That will mean something to them. If they feared and were subdued by him and the Terrasque, they ought to respect whoever could slay him.
\r
Fuck it. Whatever
>>20117
>They will know who killed Kefja and the Tarrasque.
Just wait for the countless imposters who'll inevitably show up.
>They will know who killed Kefja and the Tarrasque.
Just wait for the countless imposters who'll inevitably show up.
>>20131
? I'm not sure I follow. I was talking about Cortana (except the ideas re: false claims of being Kefka's demise)
? I'm not sure I follow. I was talking about Cortana (except the ideas re: false claims of being Kefka's demise)
Curious, are these discussions of Druids, taking the Capital, etc. being discussed IN character? Not opposed, but there has been some in and out of character comments that leave me wondering.
>>20136
I was trying to get the whole group together on a plot, finally work out differences, then the whole thing blew up like a fucking hand grenade. And why the fuck does he have to be so rude?
I was trying to get the whole group together on a plot, finally work out differences, then the whole thing blew up like a fucking hand grenade. And why the fuck does he have to be so rude?
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>MFW I won't be around to participate in or see where this goes
>>20140
And the group will get together and work towards a/that plot, I will require it (through obstacle and context). However, a little bit of side-questing might also be in order, both to contribute to group cohesion and to allow characters to develop a tad further. Several players have expressed a desire to develop/change the course of their characters, and while I could easily <poof> "IT IS SO", I'm growing increasingly disdainful of that sort of practice. For example, the only character currently available who can teach Infernius Two Weapon Fighting is Thez, which means he'll have to spend a few sessions getting beat up. ^_^
And the group will get together and work towards a/that plot, I will require it (through obstacle and context). However, a little bit of side-questing might also be in order, both to contribute to group cohesion and to allow characters to develop a tad further. Several players have expressed a desire to develop/change the course of their characters, and while I could easily <poof> "IT IS SO", I'm growing increasingly disdainful of that sort of practice. For example, the only character currently available who can teach Infernius Two Weapon Fighting is Thez, which means he'll have to spend a few sessions getting beat up. ^_^
Now that the map has been finalized, I have more room to develop shit in. The artifacts ON the map are not the ONLY places or things of concern, that's just the baseline that is being used. The Capital is far to the north of Cardashil, and there are several nation-states to interact with before arriving there, and that's without diverting toward Sparintar or Krenshall-blur-blur-blur.
Thank you for that
I have IRL problems that are getting to me.
Oh well, back to the plans I made four weeks ago before the Soros battle
I have IRL problems that are getting to me.
Oh well, back to the plans I made four weeks ago before the Soros battle
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Trump's faggot, Y U make me type all that out if U just delet it?!
>>20163
I was thinking about that. The problem is that GM won't let me have that power. Maybe Inferius does, since his clerical domains were never firmly established.
>>20164
I saved it all in screenshot and word document
>>20162
We apparently can't use the army we've been building for a month, so we need to go someplace that is a path of least resistance. Port Barry has got to be trading with someone, so hopefully they would let us through the front door. Korak knows the sea well, although he did suggest he couldn't be of much help in pointing out good port towns, so maybe it's not as good of an idea as I thought.
I'm thinking maybe we should just Leroy Jenkins the capital anyways
I was thinking about that. The problem is that GM won't let me have that power. Maybe Inferius does, since his clerical domains were never firmly established.
>>20164
I saved it all in screenshot and word document
>>20162
We apparently can't use the army we've been building for a month, so we need to go someplace that is a path of least resistance. Port Barry has got to be trading with someone, so hopefully they would let us through the front door. Korak knows the sea well, although he did suggest he couldn't be of much help in pointing out good port towns, so maybe it's not as good of an idea as I thought.
I'm thinking maybe we should just Leroy Jenkins the capital anyways
GM, do I get bonuses if my homemade die has been cured with some of my blood?
>>20163
That would work now that his hat is off to you. Ha!
>>20166
Infernius and Torcuil both can use Geas. And who said you can't use the army you've been building for a month? As far as trade is concerned, its slowly picking back up and is about to take off, but the city is largely self-sufficient.
>>20169
:O
>>20220
Did I miss something?
That would work now that his hat is off to you. Ha!
>>20166
Infernius and Torcuil both can use Geas. And who said you can't use the army you've been building for a month? As far as trade is concerned, its slowly picking back up and is about to take off, but the city is largely self-sufficient.
>>20169
:O
>>20220
Did I miss something?
>>20221
Yeah, like ~20 posts got deleted, raving about the moral relevance of abortion. Better it not be brought up again though.
Yeah, like ~20 posts got deleted, raving about the moral relevance of abortion. Better it not be brought up again though.
Did the the people of Port Barry ever actually get a clear shot of Tracy in her nightmare form? I've been semi-depending on Tracy's smoke granting total concealment against creatures more then 10 feet away (I imagined that last attack would've looked like a lightning bolt shooting out of a dark cloud), but now I'm not so sure about it... This could impact how my assassination projects work in the future...
Also, what class is Lenos? I guessed Loremaster, but idk.
Also, what class is Lenos? I guessed Loremaster, but idk.
>>20225
When you attacked Soros you were in nightmare form, and this would have been witnessed by Sechs and the entire Port Barry Army
When you attacked Soros you were in nightmare form, and this would have been witnessed by Sechs and the entire Port Barry Army
>>20227
Yeah, but the smoke cloud should've obscured her form at 10 or more feet.
I just want to know just how much of her they actually saw.
Yeah, but the smoke cloud should've obscured her form at 10 or more feet.
I just want to know just how much of her they actually saw.
>>20229
Well, the golden lady and the party saw you at more than 10 feet, and you were charging for part of it, so you likely outran your cloud at some point. The archers of the Port Barty militia were mentioned as being "in a ring," which suggests that they were in the seating area facing the field. So there would have been 20 people in the seating area in a sort of ring surrounding the scene from every angle. The seating areas are literally designed to allow for the best view of action in the field possible.
My guess is that between the 20 of them they saw enough to look into their magic creature books and say, "that thing was probably a nightmare." And if they don't have magical creature books, I'm sure at least one of the thousand people they tell the story of the Golden Lady and Soros's return would have thought to look up similar creatures in their magical creature book.
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Well, the golden lady and the party saw you at more than 10 feet, and you were charging for part of it, so you likely outran your cloud at some point. The archers of the Port Barty militia were mentioned as being "in a ring," which suggests that they were in the seating area facing the field. So there would have been 20 people in the seating area in a sort of ring surrounding the scene from every angle. The seating areas are literally designed to allow for the best view of action in the field possible.
My guess is that between the 20 of them they saw enough to look into their magic creature books and say, "that thing was probably a nightmare." And if they don't have magical creature books, I'm sure at least one of the thousand people they tell the story of the Golden Lady and Soros's return would have thought to look up similar creatures in their magical creature book.
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The party would've known who she was so that doesn't really matter, and I figured the Golden Lady had some kind of omniscient recognition of her. I just want to know how much they were able to actually make out through a 15-foot cloud.
Either way, I'll wait for GM's clarification before I complete this section of the chart.
Either way, I'll wait for GM's clarification before I complete this section of the chart.
>>20235
Almost the first thing we did was build a Library in the town and transferred some books. And this is definitely the kind of story that is repeated. I don't think you can expect to be lucky every time
Almost the first thing we did was build a Library in the town and transferred some books. And this is definitely the kind of story that is repeated. I don't think you can expect to be lucky every time
>>20238
Could you post make port barry great again 1&2? so i can get a refresher on all the cool shit we built.
Could you post make port barry great again 1&2? so i can get a refresher on all the cool shit we built.
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>>20241
I was surprised too. The first set happens between the time the treasure is obtained and the Second Soros fight, while the second part happens between the second Soros fight and Korak. GM said it's more or less complete in full by now
I was surprised too. The first set happens between the time the treasure is obtained and the Second Soros fight, while the second part happens between the second Soros fight and Korak. GM said it's more or less complete in full by now
>>20242
Just be available when we assault the Court City. I guess I have a unicorn to court, a city to rile, some seige engines and ships to commission, and some of Korak's men to revive
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Just be available when we assault the Court City. I guess I have a unicorn to court, a city to rile, some seige engines and ships to commission, and some of Korak's men to revive
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>>20238
>I had personally forgot about the library
What do we want Torc's squad to make?
Morters? Trebuchets? Ballistias?
>I had personally forgot about the library
What do we want Torc's squad to make?
Morters? Trebuchets? Ballistias?
>>20246
>mortars, ballistas, or trebuchets
Yes
I'll do some magic to secure funding for the base materials, while you recruit nerds
>mortars, ballistas, or trebuchets
Yes
I'll do some magic to secure funding for the base materials, while you recruit nerds
>>20246
Id say a good mix all available siege weapons. Can you get your guys to research cannons for ship battles?
Id say a good mix all available siege weapons. Can you get your guys to research cannons for ship battles?
>>20246
What about arcane research? You could lead a term of mage scientists/mages to discover spells and techniques to empower other factions.
What about arcane research? You could lead a term of mage scientists/mages to discover spells and techniques to empower other factions.
>>20245
Yeah. I also want to harvest mutagens from monsters and find gear components, like in The Witcher.
Yeah. I also want to harvest mutagens from monsters and find gear components, like in The Witcher.
It's probably a good idea to have a diplomatic sortie to the capital, to see exactly what we're dealing with. Will we be greated with open arms as liberators? A city in civil war? Closed gates to a walled city? An army? Better to answer those questions before arriving when our intentions will be more clear to those inside.
I think I'll need Kefka's head though. You know, to price we killed him.
I think I'll need Kefka's head though. You know, to price we killed him.
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>tfw having a spy and assassin would be the most useful thing ever
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What was the name of Korak's camo-cloak? I'm trying to figure out how to use it in combat.
>>20268
I know it granted partial concealment that increased as long as it was used. GM said if used correctly it could allow the user to perform sneak attacks while observed. I thought it could have some great synergy with the nightmare's smoke, in deadly battles.
I know it granted partial concealment that increased as long as it was used. GM said if used correctly it could allow the user to perform sneak attacks while observed. I thought it could have some great synergy with the nightmare's smoke, in deadly battles.
>>20269
I'm trying to figure out how to properly perform sneak attacks with the cane-sword too: It'd be absolutely lethal if it could triple an Assassin's Death Attack.
I'm trying to figure out how to properly perform sneak attacks with the cane-sword too: It'd be absolutely lethal if it could triple an Assassin's Death Attack.
Idk if it was ever clear if Thez took back Bob or not, but it seemed like so.
>>20276
Actually, she may as well take it back, along with her staff of ki-striking. I thought she'd want them as soon as she got back.
*hands weapons to Thez*
>>20277
Tracy never actually mentioned any guild, and it isn't even clear if there will be one, but feel free to mouth off about dipshits you don't like.
Actually, she may as well take it back, along with her staff of ki-striking. I thought she'd want them as soon as she got back.
*hands weapons to Thez*
>>20277
Tracy never actually mentioned any guild, and it isn't even clear if there will be one, but feel free to mouth off about dipshits you don't like.
>>20279
>>20035
>>13733 →
...Yeah, on third thought, I am going to keep those separate from the rest of the pile: that stuff looks too persal to mix with everything else.
*Moves treasure back hiding spot, leaving note for Thez to pick it up, since she already knows about the dungeon*
(Remind me to build another >RapeDungeon)
>>20035
>>13733 →
...Yeah, on third thought, I am going to keep those separate from the rest of the pile: that stuff looks too persal to mix with everything else.
*Moves treasure back hiding spot, leaving note for Thez to pick it up, since she already knows about the dungeon*
(Remind me to build another >RapeDungeon)
Can we train homing pidgeons? That would be insanely useful
>>20289
Because homing pigeons are almost insane for their ability to carry messages over miles with perfect navigation
Because homing pigeons are almost insane for their ability to carry messages over miles with perfect navigation
>>20291
For that matter, I wonder what intelligence score Ponimaru has.
>>20293
It would be difficult (hippies don't even leave footprints), but with combined skills and spells one could be found potentially be found. Nightmares are natural Trackers, and Infernius can find some routs/clues using a couple divine spells.
For that matter, I wonder what intelligence score Ponimaru has.
>>20293
It would be difficult (hippies don't even leave footprints), but with combined skills and spells one could be found potentially be found. Nightmares are natural Trackers, and Infernius can find some routs/clues using a couple divine spells.
>>20289
Gonna assume yes, but ask GM.
Also I just noticed how William Wallace Torc's backstory is. I swear I wasn't even trying
Gonna assume yes, but ask GM.
Also I just noticed how William Wallace Torc's backstory is. I swear I wasn't even trying
>>20222
So no?
>>20223
Other than "look for druids"?
>>20226
8O
>>20230
No magic creature books, but they saw you. Don't overthink it.
>>20240
THANK YOU
>>20251
Gear components, sure. No more mutagens. You know what, I'm just going to shut up and let you guys find out what happens when you do stuff.
>>20265
Cloak (see robe) of scintilating colors
>>20284
Oh quit your whining, Thez and Torcuil are the only ones who can even get IN, and Thez is the only one (aside from the whole ant colony,... you don't seem to mind THEM knowing) who knows where it is.
>>20286
Scribe Scroll feat to do it independently. He can do it without the feat using the tools in the Library.
>>20287
Or you could inquire around the Port,....
So no?
>>20223
Other than "look for druids"?
>>20226
8O
>>20230
No magic creature books, but they saw you. Don't overthink it.
>>20240
THANK YOU
>>20251
Gear components, sure. No more mutagens. You know what, I'm just going to shut up and let you guys find out what happens when you do stuff.
>>20265
Cloak (see robe) of scintilating colors
>>20284
Oh quit your whining, Thez and Torcuil are the only ones who can even get IN, and Thez is the only one (aside from the whole ant colony,... you don't seem to mind THEM knowing) who knows where it is.
>>20286
Scribe Scroll feat to do it independently. He can do it without the feat using the tools in the Library.
>>20287
Or you could inquire around the Port,....
Since you're all familiar with Feats, I'll take this time to point out that any crafting or fabricating feat that a player doesn't have can be bypassed by a device in the Tower. Remember all those machines I mentioned? That is what they do, that is what they are for. No, they can't be removed.
>>20301
Some magic items require spells, do you necessarily need to know those spells, or can you use scrolls or the assistance of another character?
Some magic items require spells, do you necessarily need to know those spells, or can you use scrolls or the assistance of another character?
>>20306
Well, she's awake now.
"Another consequence of being 'normal' again,... this whole 'being tired' and 'having to sleep' thing.
Well, she's awake now.
"Another consequence of being 'normal' again,... this whole 'being tired' and 'having to sleep' thing.
Also, her hair is a deep-red/burgandy now (again,... it was before but that was a long time before you met)
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>>20305
Can special abilities and spell-like function as spells for crafting? As in, can Tracy use her Etherrealness and Astral Projection to craft certain items that could duplicate those abilities for others?
Can special abilities and spell-like function as spells for crafting? As in, can Tracy use her Etherrealness and Astral Projection to craft certain items that could duplicate those abilities for others?
... by that I mean, to place an effect on someone else, not to include them in the effect you're placing on yourself.
I can't figure this out for the life of me, how do an Assassin's known Spells work?
>>20327
Uhm,... if you're taking the sleeves off, you'll want to go to the entertron,... ever removed a few dozen deeply-embedded knives? Lots of blood,.... I'll assume that happened 'off camera'.
"If you don't want them anymore, I suppose I'll take them back," she seems disappointed. "What kind of surprise?"
Uhm,... if you're taking the sleeves off, you'll want to go to the entertron,... ever removed a few dozen deeply-embedded knives? Lots of blood,.... I'll assume that happened 'off camera'.
"If you don't want them anymore, I suppose I'll take them back," she seems disappointed. "What kind of surprise?"
>>20328
Spells are gained by,... well it doesn't have any particular requirements, but it wouldn't make sense for an assassin to gain/learn spells the same way mages do,... so I'll just assume assassin spells (limited that they are) are more like sorcerer's spells in that they respond to an innate desire to achieve an effect.
Spells are gained by,... well it doesn't have any particular requirements, but it wouldn't make sense for an assassin to gain/learn spells the same way mages do,... so I'll just assume assassin spells (limited that they are) are more like sorcerer's spells in that they respond to an innate desire to achieve an effect.
>>20332
"No no me love the sleves they make me strong, me was just wondering since no more devil powers if you wanted sleeves back. It wouldn't be a surprise if me told you would it?"*sticks out tounge playfully*
"No no me love the sleves they make me strong, me was just wondering since no more devil powers if you wanted sleeves back. It wouldn't be a surprise if me told you would it?"*sticks out tounge playfully*
>>20334
"Fair point. Still, I've got more then enough techniques and abilities. Besides, those have some,... unpleasant memories attached to them for me. On you they're quite fetching." ^_~
"Fair point. Still, I've got more then enough techniques and abilities. Besides, those have some,... unpleasant memories attached to them for me. On you they're quite fetching." ^_~
>>20333
..... I don't follow...
To go to the root of my question, what's the scope of Tracy's spellcasting abilities right now?
I want to know, because I'd like to craft some items.
..... I don't follow...
To go to the root of my question, what's the scope of Tracy's spellcasting abilities right now?
I want to know, because I'd like to craft some items.
Oh wait, I missed the bit about "just like a bard does"
Okay yeah, you just 'get them' essentially.
>>20336
"Okay if you're sure ill go put them back on, me think your hair look beautiful by the way"
Do the arms talk gm?
"Okay if you're sure ill go put them back on, me think your hair look beautiful by the way"
Do the arms talk gm?
>>20342
How about we assume you never took them off and were conversating, for sake of brevity? I mean you can go through the whole "getting eaten and fighting them" bit again if you REALLY want,....
In a meta-sense, Thez is transitioning from a story-driving character (relating to past context and the surrounding world) into a support/admin character (helping to support and develop the resources and abilities of the Port and the factions within it). She's still available to whup ass at a moment's notice, but beyond the needs of the party, she doesn't want to watch the city burn again, nor risk the lives of innocents at the hands of nefarious forces, especially with the party looking to side-quest.
How about we assume you never took them off and were conversating, for sake of brevity? I mean you can go through the whole "getting eaten and fighting them" bit again if you REALLY want,....
In a meta-sense, Thez is transitioning from a story-driving character (relating to past context and the surrounding world) into a support/admin character (helping to support and develop the resources and abilities of the Port and the factions within it). She's still available to whup ass at a moment's notice, but beyond the needs of the party, she doesn't want to watch the city burn again, nor risk the lives of innocents at the hands of nefarious forces, especially with the party looking to side-quest.
I'm gonna bake a new bread here in a moment. Standby
Spells she has so far:
>disguise self, detect poison, feather fall, ghost sound, jump, obscuring mist, sleep, true strike.
>cause fear, corrupt weapon, cure light wounds, doom, inflict light wounds, magic weapon, summon monster I*.
>bull’s strength, cure moderate wounds, darkness, death knell, eagle’s splendor, inflict moderate wounds, shatter, summon monster II*.
>disguise self, detect poison, feather fall, ghost sound, jump, obscuring mist, sleep, true strike.
>cause fear, corrupt weapon, cure light wounds, doom, inflict light wounds, magic weapon, summon monster I*.
>bull’s strength, cure moderate wounds, darkness, death knell, eagle’s splendor, inflict moderate wounds, shatter, summon monster II*.