This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
Wouldn't that be 'filly' custody?
Do I sense fun
going on in this thread?
Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
*takes body and clothes*
"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
"me dont know, thats actually quite impressive."
*Evil, dying hissing sounds*
>>19254>implying we dont know thats you trump.
Didn't see new thread made
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
>>19252>'What did Epona mean by this?'
*heart explodes from sadness of filly being sad*
"im the proudest ive ever been."
How does Norfilly respond to Torc's question (sorry if you didn't see it)
"I vote Norfilly as the official Mixed Nuts mascot!" <3Fug, I'm gonna have to edit all my reaction images
>>19268>What did your farmer call you?>in even lower voice
"Don't remember that either...."
Don't force a name>>19269
"Is she a Bronco?"
"how about Adolfa?"
"Oh um, Is there a name you would like then?"
Torc picks up a stick and hands it to Norfilly
Give time and space
"you dont speak for the small pone"
>>19275>implying asking a question is the same as wrestling her on the ground and cursing her until she picks a name
Then be satisfied if you don't get an answer right now
>>19273>lowers voice even more... almost inaudible
"I-i-i don't know...">>19274>says something so low it is impossible to hear
"Thanks">takes stick and looks at it trying to avoid questions
"me just suggest name, she can say no you know."
"me not forceing you small pone, me just want you to have nice name"
Torc begins visably stressing because he made pone sad
"It's okay, you have time"
There aren't that many pics of elf-dwarfs, let alone gray, female ones...
>>19282>smiles and takes candy>picks up a stick while chewing>>19281
"It's okay. I wish I remembered."
>>19146 →>Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.Ah, shoot. I forgot I need to apply gestation progression to my character flowcharts too...
>>19284Are you considering an instrument for Norfilly, or just voice?>>19285
Lets see,>horse gestation: 1 year>in world time: 4 months>when did Tracy get pregonate: before korka fight
Uhhh, I'm gonna say probally 1 month in
"Don't feel pressured. Do you mind that I call you Norfilly?">>19286
I'd put it at 1.5 months, just since there was the 2-3 week time-skip shortly thereafter.
>>19287>>19286>tfw you feel the autistic urge to add the affects equine pregnancy hormones to your decay calculator, but you know that's beyond retarded of an idea to invest inI need to at least up her self-preservation points...
How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
Not sure. Perhaps just voice for nowhttps://youtu.be/KvtT3UyhibQ
*all nearby wildlife migrates towards the area*
Did Taylor level up as a Bard or as a Blackguard?
How i play Infernuis:what would be the best way to make the party kek?
She can, she fulfills all the requirements (skill points are easy cuz undefined at this point, not that I put too much stock in them>>19296
There you go again
Top keks all around
Asking this >>19149 →
I don't get any Assassin spells yet, do I?
Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
Jesus, she's already evil enough. She doesn't need to be hormonal as well>>19294>>19290
How to play Trumpaladin: What do I feel like at the time?
You can know 2, and you get 1/day
How to play Thez: what does the voice in my head tell me to do. Xp>>19301
You could talk to Infernius, or talk to an in-town blacksmith (the latter would probably be faster, since there's often more than one, and they usually have apprentices)
Reminder that the forge is now basically industrial
When did it get upgraded?
Can my character learn to make make items herself?
Found this and thought it could be relevent
>>19306>The voice in your head tells you to eat off a face, give a pop star performance, and have sex with a minotaur guy
Make Port Berry Great again Part 2. The three week interlude>>19309
With a feat, I think so
Alright I take that back. I won't be needlessly mean
>>19310>posts weeb weapons instead of European weapons
What's those names/labels though? What language?
>>19312>inb4 Doge had a big brother
What else happened in part 2 i skimmed that one.
>>19314>blowgun>three piece staff>arrows
Idk, probally russian>>19313
Give me a minute
>>19314>Doesn't recognize weeb language.
My God, I broke the sacred rule: don't piss off people with power over you>>19316
It was mostly new commercial and industrial investments. We should have a couple basically small factories, and three ships besides the galleon
>>19320>that horse helmet
Snap! My books don't have those eastern weapons!! Fuggin saved>>19309
Yes. Basic requires skill points (u just leveled so sure), and magical requires feats (which I don't think you've specified fully).>>19311
I didn't say it made any sense,....
Can Feats be acquired through gameplay?
Im in the buissness for a new stabbbing machine.
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!>>19314
I'm pretty sure its... asian!
Uh, good choices would be>Spear>Raiper>Sabre>lance>Thrusting knifes
They are D&D canon, thats how I found it
*Urge to Inferius rising*
They are D&D canon, thats how I found it
A lance would be cool
No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have her
Torc claims norfilly as his daughter
Look what you did
im disappointed in you torc.
... literally why we can't have nice things ~_~
You could've taken them>>19338>>19337>fuck offs
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw
it was pretty funny tbh. im on your side.
But you still ended up taking Trollestia's virginity...cries in corner
Don't get it twisted, I'm just shitposting. IDGAF
Wtf happened while I was chasing pigs?
So am I, just wanna shit on trump a bit more>>19342>hug
Reeeeeeeeee! What did I do?
I guess I was just beaten, little filly. He
waifuI'm coming back for her
"you my friend trump me like fucking with you"
Serious question: r u a Pegasus Filly? You know that means u can maybe fly
*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
Tryed to steal waifu>>19351
No, don't cry
I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices
Pegasus have some beastly flight speed.
"you feel better?"
"A little, yes">>19363
"Little filly, there is an entire universe of objects you can play with. Have you played with one of these?"
*hands an American Football*
Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way certain anons
keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
>mfw I just realized that Thez can neither fly NOR cast airwalk anymore
she can still <whooof> tho
"I think we had one where I lived that I used to kick, but it was not as fine as that one.">>19365
Then lets go for an Scootaloo type Pegasus
>>19367>implying i wont let her ride with me
I just wanted a daughter to teach to play football is all...
Yeah, but the high-altitude sun-bathing! ;_;
>>19371>implying i cant cast airwalk on her
i still need an apprentice.
Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
Kek. Also this>>19373
"Would you turn back the edginess for the child, if only for the child?"
GM, what bonuses would the party get if Norfilly sang "Shadilay"
"Your damn right little missy!"
"You done been caught Nord Filly. Now go to your corner!"
>>19379>Song of Determination
Automatic Hit, re: the Dog final
"You don't always get what you want"?
"If you make her cry, so help me I'll eat your face!"
"you dont have to eat faces anymore"
"Always giving children every little thing they want and being overly sensitive to their feelings just creates adults who are used to everyone giving them everything they want and being sensitive to their feelings. You're doing a disservice to her."
"And do I LOOK like a 'proper' parent/guardian? My threat still stands!" Xp
"I don't HAVE to eat faces, I can quit anytime I want!" XD
>Tay is legitimately the best fit parent in the group
(sorry, the fact that the guy in the "How to be an Evil character" vid literally mentioned eating faces gave me an ego boost)
"I have only a few months left to be me
: from then on, I'll be a mother 24/7."
"thez me think you might have a problem"
"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?">>19389
"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you can't
quit any time you want">>19393
"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.
Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing">>19394
"You're just like the police!" kidding
She said she was the "Strict Mom" back in her home universe.
>>19397I have been wanting to say for so long, if someone challenges whether Trumpaladin can have multiple marriages at the same time, "you're just like that damned judge in San Antonio"
>>19395>longer than I dare to admit since I listened to this song>remembering the rallies
>>19395>Song of Victory
Not sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
"Ya blimey cunt, she posted wing boners and gay song lyrics"
Wear your badge then.
thats the wrong shape
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Hot damn! She's got more HP than she did before! I should nerf her more often!
I stepped away. What did you post?
Why was this deleted?
I'm not doing this
Well THAT was some creepy shit
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
>>19420It'd spoil The Game, if I just told you how the system works.
Plz tell me, what happened
Idk, I stepped away.
>>19430There's no Game, it's just constant degeneration that ends in murder. Is there even a winning move?
I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
>>19433>winning move?It's much, much, much, much more complicated than that. Matters what you mean by "winning".
>>19435Not ending in Murder
>>19436Murder is always on the table if you fuck up badly enough, but I've been using up all of my creative points to nerf the kill switch because I want to keep playing.
>>19438Not me being murdered. AND GIVE FUCKING HINTS! YOUR GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE!
>>19438Then give some damned hints that progress is possible. SOMETHING
>>19440It's so complex that even I can't predict an outcome ahead of time. Focusing on planning the wedding is something that could empty potentially a couple negative pools.
>>19442WHY DO YOU WRITE IT LIKE THAT!
>>19441>>19442whenever you two are ready ill do it.
Why can't Torc have anything?
Trumpaladin already has a budding family. Torc is an old widower.
>>19445I'll be ready when she's not a hopeless psycho murderer who lacks even Hannibal Lector's level of mental stability and sociability
Damn it you cock sucking cum drizzler
I am feckin sick of yer goddamn fights with your wife
>>19449i need to up the psycho therapy more then
I am going to make some food, be nice while I am away.
Then fix her!>>19451
How bout we fix you?
>is having deja vu
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
How the hell is not wanting to be chained to a serial killer a personality flaw?
in my professional opinion this is a sensible request.
Thtas not the personality flaw
Being a narccisist is though
hey gm i go into town im looking for some therapy aids.
Tracy kills too often to be legally classified as a serial killer.
Am I wrong though?
>>19458>also in my professional opinion
I ain't getting dragge into this
Then why do you insert yourself into my personal life!>>19460
There's no upper limit!
GM, Torc looks for a sturdy stick about a foot long
trump can you conmission me a therapy office?
Tough break mate
>>19465SO tempted to shitpost
Didn't you JUST collect sticks with Norfilly?
Hmmm... Are you trained and licensed?>>19468
"im trained enough, whats a license?"
Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
That's a mass murderer.
"Congratulations, you are quite possibly Port Barry's first official Therapist!"
Make it so>>19472>trying to disguise Tracy's behavior as an American Tradition
If you do a spree multiple times you're a serial killer!
What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.>American tradition
i was think something like psilocybin mushrooms.
"thats a side effect of your psychopathy."
The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
So you're collecting sticks, but asking me if you can find a stick? o_O>>19472
Until they accelerate, given sufficient trigger,....>>19477
Brilliant idea, but I doubt they would be effective over a digital medium
<POOOF> Torcuil finds a stick
But is it what he asked for?
He prepares to enchant
im sure if you described exactly what she was feeling in depth it might work
oh your making a magic stick
Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
If you want ANOTHER 1' long wooden,... ah nevermind
That would just make her stabby>>19485
Also this. AND STOP EATING DEMON SHIT, you'll harm the child
"magic mushrooms are 100% safe for fetuses unlike meth."
Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
I honestly expected that
Just suprised it took this long
How does I enchant
>>19487>GM scribbles down "Demon,.... child">>19490
Rub it too easy
Seriously, what kind of enchantment are you looking for?
And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
Not really. I just got bored.
The child already has bad genetics, pls no
>>19491Ability to play any tune the user wishes
Eh, still makes her less waifuable
Maybe just buy or craft a damn flute?
>>19498not what I'm going for
If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
"Can i have some?"
Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
Night Tracy's faggot
"Is consuming mind altering substances without medical purpose really the sort of behavior we want in our new Empire?">>19502
I just want to know if I can avoid killing her and the child, that is all
>>19504>lawful good>Can't reason with her so I'll kill her and my child
"I need fuel for Blitzing"
>>19496>"... people's... emotions">>19502
Can you avoid ME bringing them BACK is a better question. Xp
>>19505>killing a murder and the antichrist is not lawful good>>19506
Whatever need be done to protect the innocent
Can I not do that?
"your child is innocent"
"Hm do you not know of the blitzkrieg"
"I am not so certain">>19512
"I know of it. What do mushrooms have to do with it?"
>>19513>child has done nothing
Idk, i don't like it we should kill it
"I need some to indoctrinate some forces"
sense alignment on the fetus.
Oh my God. I think you just found an easy solution
"me smart that way"
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
>waits for GM to call us all fucktards for various reasons
Well then you shouldn't have stuck your dick in the bitch, now should you?
train them to be better than you, you cuck.
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
I'm too sleep-deprived to answer to this, but here's a meme.>>19516
Fetuses are neutral. Just use Augury to ask Hitler to make it clear that slaughtering babies is wrong.
*Goes back to bed*
"infernuis tell you what infernuis father say to him when he banished me BE A MAN!"
"Inferius, we could be unleashing a monster worse than any we've seen before upon the universe.">>19525
Genetics are real, and environment matters
I never said that, I just read it differently>>19511
This is so ironic, given what I had planned>>19519
Again, the irony>>19520
I thought it was obvious at this point, stating it would be redundant>>19527
SO MUCH IRONY
GM absconds for Tea
Killing babies isn't lawful good, m8. At best, it's lawful evil.
"and i could have died in those mountains all those years ago."
I forgot the > cause I was immitating trump
Anyway, can my enchantment work?>tfw I can't watch tea
Then give assurance this isn't the anti-christ>>19531
"you know this is a different set of circumstances. So very different"
Don't go putting pressure on him/her so early. Let kids have dreams.
"not to me friend.my parents want me to die, you want your babby to die. same situation"
That's so sad..
That's off the table!>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
"then teach him to be better, if you kill this babby your no better than soros.
"Inferius, if you could stop the Anti-christ - Lenin, Marx or whoever - would you?"
"no if i did that then id have no one to do glorious battle with and defeat."
Marx was the law
Lenin was he antichrist
Stalin was the prophet
"If you could ask their victims, would they feel the same way?"
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
"yes, a victory with out a great Struggle is meaningless."
She really should give up trying to mutate herself into a Jew, given that she's pregnant
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
"this you need stop tracy no good for bad to be in utero with jew blood."
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.I need sleep...
Go to bed, I'll defend you
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"
Forgot to edit the config
pls dont take trips away.
"If you could stop it, would you?"
THEN STOP USING IT FOR EVIL
He's just salty>mines salt
Didn't forget to edit the post though.
"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
Really? It's better than "claiming X".
"I'm only a part of the child's parentage, mate"
Oh it was 1 time for me okay
"I don't have the power to save him"
"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"
"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
"And yet I am powerless to help Tracy."
"you HAVE FOOTBALL on your side dont Forget that you oaf!!"
>>19568>I can't save him
You're a Paladin: be braver than that.I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.
*Goes back to bed*
*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
/vx/ mixed nuts: A magical place
>>19574>mass murder arguing about vice
Give the gems to the rest of the party you kike!
"you HAVE FOOTBALL on your side dont Forgetthat you oaf!!"
Oh, real fucking mature Trump
"me not against you"
>>19573>calling others an oaf
So fucking screenshotted>>19581
"Inferius, do you really think Tracy - as she is now - is fit to be a mother?"
"no but most women arent at the start"
"what oaf mean? me just hear you guys say it so me say it."
GM, status on mahic music stick?
Next time Sour Kraut shows up to troll the thread I'm showing him pic related >>19585
"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
You never stated where you were going with your ahem
"most here do, so we are gonna have to look past that."
"Are you shitting me? No way in hell that's overlooked"
>>19577>One person did something bad, so that means I should also do something else bad
That's not how morality works, m8: killing babies is always wrong.>>19588
It's just the pregnancy cravings.
It's simple, a stick that can play any tune the user wishes, no vocals just a tune
>>19592>killing babies is always wrong.
Give Gems you kike!>It's just the pregnancy cravings
Kek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
So a flute/recorder?
No kidding this time, just asking
"your going to have to if you dont want to raise your kid in a bad environment" >>19594
a bad environment">>19595>>19593
Just let me buy her a flute that is gold plated and properly enchanted
Ehhhhhh, I guess
But one the user doesn't have to play
Gib bak flg
The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
"then control your woman better instead of bitching about it"
"I got you," Thez says. "There's a reason I glue my wealth to me."
>>19599>Not short on shekels
Just because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are ours>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund
We need them to invest in the Kid's future now.> fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet
But she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply>>19600
"She's out of control!"
WE HAVE A HOUSE! And some unsold apartments
>>19602>affect the foal
Oh yes, yes it will. This feeds into my narrative. ^_^
"law down the law!!"
"I AM THU LAW!" (quote, not Thez)
Mother fucking fucker! Can she be cured? Thez was cured
>>19602>eating to gain
Nah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
Stahp. It's hurting the child and her potential marriage
"THATS FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT!!"
"me will help by geting her into a therapy routine"
"She's unhelpable! You cannot help someone who does not want to be helped!"
Through the intervention of a demigod, yes.
College is expensive.>we don't own the Jew gold
Money still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
Great. How do I summon the Golden Lady?
If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
"not that bitch again!"
>>19615Tracy will just eat her too.
"no one is unhelpable, faggot"
"She cured Thez, she can cure Tracy and the child"
"Why you gotta call me a faggot?"
"and (YOU) stop the fucking eating things that arent good for your fucking kid!!
"BECUASE YOU ARE ACTING LIKE ONE!!"
Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have something
in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Torc is blissfily unaware that this shit is happening, but is instead enchanting something in hhe forest
"Now how am I acting like a faggot?">>19624
Why the hell not? Stop being a kike for the sake of being a kike.>>19625
*Detaches mouth from soft-serve chocolate ice-cream faucet*
"..I get cravings, you know..."
"Do you WANT to look fat in your wedding photos?"
"Pique her interest. Its not a matter of summons, its about being 'worthy' of scrutiny."
"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
"How did you do it exactly?">>19630
"Thank you Inferius"
"IMPLYING YOU DONT KNOW, a straight man would take contol.
Okay, now I'm considering getting him involved>finishes enchantment
I'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
GM, can I have a special Item like a pimp ring that improve my power in smacking a bitch, or something like a pabst blue ribbon or confederate flag that increases my wife beating abilities?>>19634
Give a valid reason for keeping and not disclosing
She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
Alright, enough of the Tea time (if there's a Q&A and I miss it I'll nerf every one of you). Nao.>>19631
"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
>>19636>flesh out exposed ribs
Holy shit that's actually good point. Continue eating ice cream
Because I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
But Tea Time is still playing
"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
*Ice-cream binge resumes*
Hol' up, I gotta back-read
"I think she was interested in me for some reason"
That's literally saying you are being a dick because you want to and can.
No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
Top fucking kek
"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
this>inb4 im a jew again
I- i dont know how.
Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way>>19651
"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justificationsActually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers
Im sorry trump but i dont know how, but ill help you though... for a price.
"Is ridding Judaism from our dimension not payment enough?"
Fuck it! I'm royally sick of arguing with this controlled freak.
*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
Top Fucking KekBut that would actually cause the gems to be confused for being part of the Jew horde...
Oh, cuz he's the only one,....>>19628
Fat is good for preggos>>19630
Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that.">>19635>wife-beater of beating wives
I'll work on it>>19636>>19638
"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off.">>19645
Oh you're one to talk. Xp
I want you to grant me a title and a good plot of land.
Does it really matter anyway?
who is she? Can you talk to her? Is she watching us?
"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."
"Title and plot of land? You're going to command an army. But I'm sure there will be plenty of cities and kingdoms that suit you">>19659
I'll shut up now>>19657>You're one to talk
Thez, let Inferius help the child
Let the kid be reared before you do stuff to him: give him at least a moment's chance.
We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more
"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."
Football worth checking.
I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08
(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)>>19666
THANK YOU! That's how you use trips
"I could speak volumes of her, and yet my words would not be sufficient, in that they are just words. What answers can I give that will further illustrate the questions you might ask?"
"thez im not hurt bab,we may."
The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.
Can you call her here?
Epona deserves trips too...
The child must not have evil extra=planar elements, that I know>>19673
Why does Tracy thank Epona for the pregnancy, but not Football? Or Trumpaladin for that matter
"Show me some later."
You assume Epona is not Football or of Football.>>19672
"No one calls her. She goes where she pleases, and does what she does. It is not known what is within or without her domain or purview. You saw how Soros attempted to rebuke her, and what became of it."
"We have to take it first"
"Can you communicate with her?"
"Then what are we sitting around for?"
"Don't worry in the least. I'll be on it"
Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense (she just exploits divegrass for power)
, since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.
Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.
>>19681>this board, due to its nature>Don't be a racist bigot
You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves
Seems relavent to our situation.
Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.>>19684>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day
Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
>>19687>Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
I didn't say she was wrong.
Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
No don't! She'll see someone there it's probably better she not see
Thankfully I can delete other people's posts.
I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
im using Brave if they need to know.
Been away for a little while
Did I miss anything?
tay learned about the golden bitch.
Tracy is allowed to eat lots of sweets but you are not
Is that something I should learn about or wait until I am older?
"shes a very mean golden woman Never talk to her shes evil."
"Got it. Don't talk to golden women."
okay you can have SOME candy.
Stop misleading her.
*Returns to bed*
"But the Golden Lady cured Thez. She could cure Tracy and the child. Of course, she also claimed she cursed Thez. Either way though, we might need her.">>19705
"Little Filly, you are very manipulative">>19704
"You were there when she cured Thez and banished Soros"
she was a bitch to me she paralyzed me!>>19709>>19709>pic related
But that's true. Tracy gets to eat buckets of sweets because she's emaciated and looks like she just escaped a gulag, while Nord Filly will destroy her teeth and become obese if she keeps eating so much candy
>>19711>"Little Filly, you are very manipulative"
"So golden lady is nice some times?">was preoccupied looking at twigs yesterday>>19712
I was talking to Trumpaladin's faggot.
*Hibernates for real this time* Don't respond, I gotta sleep.
But what if the real reasonkidding, sleep
I must also go to sleep
"Night, night all..">yawns>falls asleep>dreams
*carries back to tower AND tucks in*
"I was paralyzed too. So was Tourcil, who, like you, was sticking up for your freedom and for Thez. But the vengeful one, and the one who wanted to poison herself and her child with Jew blood... They stayed free throughout the whole encounter. As if they live and we die because their intentions are bad and ours good. It felt poetic in a sort of way. Like Cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war. It was foreboding, like a warning that for all of our efforts, the only thing that will come of our team that survives will be evil. A terrible feeling, the symbolism. God I hope that whole encounter had no larger meaning"
"have more faith in our gods bro"
"The whole end of that battle, and what happened afterwards, just made it seem like we are - I am - destined to do more harm and spread more evil than good. Made me want to quit leading the city. Like that was the only way to avoid some horrific future"
"i think you need to go have a chat with FOOTBALL, im not saying i cant help but that would be the best solution in my professional opinion, and as your psychiatrist i am forcing you to!"
"Tell me you're not just a little worried by the behavior of at least one of your teammates. Myself included"
"used to i would have sided with her because shes feeding him right now, but due to recent dietary alterations i must say i agrre with you"
*infernuis looks up from his book of letters*
"Inferius, here's the thing. We have power now. Power to influence people's lives. And we're going to have a hell of a lot more if I were to continue the way I planned to. But we need to be responsible with that power. We need to make sure we will help - not do evil. Unless we have the best of intentions, we'll leave the world - maybe other worlds - worse off.
Thez really impressed me when she showed that she was sacrificing herself for the sake of her friends. That's a hell of a lot better intent than I had - I wanted to take the mage's place as emperor. It's better than what Tracy and probably Tay intended as well. But bless Thez - she's looking at this too narrowly. It's not just us, it's people everywhere who could be affected. We need to think of that."
"me with you on that trump."
Fug, Norfilly really makes me feel like we have a legit filly poner in the group.
Thez explains the encounter with the golden woman. "In the moment, and when presented with the situation, Trump sought to introduce himself, as though diplomacy could have mediated the situation. And yet, it should have been obvious that that was not a time for pleasantries. It should also have been obvious that Trump was not dealing with an equal. For that, he was silenced. Torcuil did well, but his demeanor was plaintive, as though he could 'politely' demand to know who he was speaking to, and moreover, he did not answer Her question. I'nis did right in telling her "Fuck you" and would have succeeded in that, but he failed in that he neither answered Her question nor maintained his resolve. It didn't help that,... I had kinda told Her all about him, and by that She was angered by his mere existence. One of the Laws is "Commit to No One",... and I'nis was evidence that I had broken the Law. Tay however, decided (whether consciously or not) that she had an opportunity to take advantage of. She probably knew she could easily be disabled or murdered, but saw an opportunity for herself and acted upon it. This is precisely the spirit that She represents, acknowledges, and is lenient toward. Tracy neither answered nor faltered, which again shows resolve and determination, and when Tay blew Soros' head off Tracy disregarded the situation to take advantage of another opportunity. Both could be considered to have acted disrespectfully, but it was a defiance that showed utility in the face of overwhelming force, rather than an attempt to counteract, placate, or deny that force. And when She demanded their names, they answered with neither supplication nor assertiveness. There was a daring in their answers that showed Her the very thing She craves from all living things, resolve. And then they bantered! In that, She could see why I had defied Her for you all. It is not that She felt Trump's or I'nis' or Torcuil's responses were invalid, but they were predictable and,... well,... male. But when She acted to harm all of you, even though I know (ALL too well) how easily She could destroy me and the rest of you, I didn't hesitate. I couldn't stand the idea of you coming to harm, especially because it was my fault She was there in the first place. It was ALL my fault, and because it was my fault, it was Her's," Thez says meekly (not like in the bath house).
"When I first crossed Her path, I was little more than a pile of rags, having,... gawd I can't even imagine how long I had been wandering. Through this gate and that, portal after portal, zone and dimension, one after another. Time-changes and life-experiences and fractured personalities and life-times that seemed real. I walked through a gate, the gate that led to Her domain, which is at the border of the Abyss and Hell, and I simply walked by Her. I didn't even notice Her at first, so she just watched me, and followed along. She put obstacles in my way, and I destroyed them. She set traps for me and I evaded them or I survived and healed from them. Finally She stood before me Herself,... and we fought. We fought for days. I wasn't really conscious of what I was doing, but I still remember it. For perspective, the gate which I had walked through was forbidden to Demons, and those who ventured through were quickly dealt with. I can only imagine Her surprise when a mortal, a child even (there was some time-reversal shit prior) walked through. So as we fought, She expected a quick and simple conclusion, but that is not what happened. I forced Her to use an ability She had not shown anyone. It wasn't even known that She had it, so secret was it, but still - and largely because She underestimated me - I forced Her hand. That is how I piqued her interest. It was after that that She remade me of the house of Thez, and placed a Geas on me that from that point forward I would take it as my name."
In the deadliest single aircraft disaster of all time, some 520 out of 524 people died. A small number of people in the rear of the airplane - in the smoking section - survived. They survived because they were smokers, while everyone else died. That's what that experience felt like.
"that a good *looks in book* metaphor"
"That is what She is. She is Wrath personified. She is Lust in form. She is Sloth, and Pride, and all those things mortals have come to fear. But she is not wholly evil, and because I was remade by Her, my fault was Her's. And so, She removed Her fault from me."
"me wish i could have saved you from all that"
"Only death could do such a thing, and that I would not abide, which too was what caught Her interest. Her gifts are horrible and wonderful, but not for the faint of heart."
She turns to Trump. "She could indeed remove everything of Soros from Tracy, but it would not come without a price. Be wary of asking it."
"heart aches at such a bleak thought"
"What was your name before?">>19733
"To be completely honest, I wasn't really intending on intervening at the time. I was far more interested in Tracy, and to a lesser extent, on Tay. It seemed like whatever was going on with the Golden Lady was between you and her. But Inferius and Tourcil were talking, so I figured I'd step in.">>19736
"Like what kind of price?"
"something more than gold is always the price with devils"
"my mother would know more..."
"We have to make a Mephistopheles bargain? Aw hell no. It was Tracy's Mephistopheles bargain that got us into this mess. Is there another way?"
"Gilana. Gilana de Fatima Korragar. Thank you for asking.">>19739
"This, most assuredly.">>19739
"Perhaps we have more in common than I had anticipated.">>19741
"What Tracy did was not a bargain, though clearly some form of exchange took place. I don't know what reversing that exchange will mean, nor can I anticipate how she will respond. She seems to rather like the changes that have occurred."
"You are welcome. What name do you prefer to go by?
"It's all the same. She sought to harness evil powers, and that always comes a price. Yes I know she's just fine with it, do not remind me"
"Trying to save her came at a far bigger price"
>>19742how do you feel about ana?
"now do you see why i told the filly not to talk to the gold lady?
She chuckles. "The path to hell is paved with good intentions. Thez is fine, I've known it for so long that anything else seems,... odd," she smiles, and looks at Infernius. "But I won't stop you if you choose to call me something else,... I'nis."
"oh and by the way the only way i faultered is because her aura reminded me of you."
"A mistake I hope you won't repeat," she says with a wink.
"if she challenges me ill fight her to the death before i surrender!>could tay makes me mp4 related gm?
"Let me ask you. Is it worth it? Good intentions I mean"
"If you're asking me whether I would choose death over good intentions, I'll still favor the latter."
"thats one of the reasons i love you"
She smirks. "Would you do any different?"
"no" infernuis says with a wink and a tickle to the ribs.
"You're lucky I don't have a tail a tail anymore, else I'd drop you without even shifting my weight," she says crossing her arms playfully.
[1d20 = 17]>>19757
[9d20 = 66]
"Okay, I can't break the grapple cursed items! but I can still beat you while IN a grapple,"
T> Nonlethal full-round attack
>>19760>tfw Thez is kind of smite-able, but she's no longer a demon, so there's not really a just reason to smite her
Fun fact, while engaged in a grapple, the two parties engaged can still fight, just not with weapons. Since Thez is a monk, she can use elbows, knees, etc. without incurring any penalties. Since her combined attack bonuses (buffs included is +59 (-5 with each consecutive hit),....
>>19762>Thez is a Monk
I did not know that
You didn't? Seriously?
Why would I know that?>>19765
Inferius is right. It's only proper to smite women if they are extra-planars or Bolsheviks (kind of the same thing) and Thez is no longer half demon
"The best there's ever BEEN!" she says brushing her hands off (I'm assuming you're not gonna make me roll for damage, that was 9 consecutive hits at 2d10+str+buffs damage, not enough to knock Infernius out completely, but enough to daze him).
im not gonna hit thez.
My bad, I'm certain I mentioned it a few times.
"Didn't you just say that you wouldn't repeat that mistake?" Xp
To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
"did you hit me or was that a flurry of kittens" infernuis says smugly.
Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
>>19774>she can't speak blasphemy anymore
"ah come on you know me was joking"
You did good Inferius, you did good
"Oh, and I wasn't? What's wrong? Big ol' bull can't handle the bantz?" she says jumping into his arms, kissing him.Tulpas,... sheesh
As an aside, would it be gloating if I were to point out that by this thread the Game now accounts for right around 15k posts? That wouldn't be gloating would it? I would hate to gloat, that would be improper.
"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!
Alright then, that's it for me. Catch you later!
What happened while I was asleep?
Can grapplers use natural weapons? Hooves, teeth etc?
This is probably more just a statement for counter-factual speculation than for actual gameplay purposes, but a Paladin's mount can command a similar animal kind to "approach, drop, fall, flee, or halt" as many as one time per day per two paladin levels. So a pony belonging to a level 16 Paladin could force a horse or pony within 65 feet of her to come to her, assume a prone position, or stop moving, up to eight times per day.
How far did that rumor about a Dragonne picking-off travelers along the road between Port Barry and Pip spread?
With the requisite feat (Improved Unarmed Combat) yes.>>19792
Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
>>19795>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
You would have to ask around those areas to determine the effects.
Can she do that now?
How much game-time do you really think that will take?
About 8 hours?
It's not important anyway..
Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.>>19799
That would take days>>19795
GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?
"He does it for free" the legend tells
This is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all...">Days
She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
On a totally unrelated note, and because I normally am not afforded the opportunity to do so, I would like to state - for posterity - Checkmate.
I was thinking of checking out the dome again, actually.
Is that ding in the sense of "the bell goes ding for a correct answer" or "I just got dinged by email from Haynes and Boone" (rejected!)>>19803
I have no idea what you mean by that, but you can't have good intentions by it, and it scares me
That would take a full day plus a rest period, so you can be 'back' by tomorrow at earliest.>>19805
Don't mind the other, it means I'm FREEEEEE
I was looking to go on a long journey and explore the map more.
Why not go to the Emperor's capital with us when we try to conquer it?
We feel like I'd be less restrained if she went off alone for a while.
What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
to complete the formulas for*
I might just scrap this sheet though..
I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
Should I tone it down a bit, or be honoured?
Nah, you're filling the role well.
Your adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
this, go see whats up over there tracy.
We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
hey gm can i do another recruitment drive and have training day for my police force?
it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
It was complete darkness, wasn't it?
i dont think so. i could be wrong.
>>19823>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Wtf didn't I think of just phasing into
I know "Dancing Lights" if needed...
Glad someone else said it!>>19822
Sure. I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.>>19826
She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
There is at least one other way into the city, but that's a good one too and the one that involves the least involvement of the party (since Tracy seems to want to 'go rogue', not in a negative sense).
they might have hella treasure..
i might take my police force over there for a raid after they're trained.
Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
Invasion and Occupation
Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
I would like tat bonus.
have i got any more feat slots from lvling?
I'm not sure what you mean.>>19839
And I'm not sure you ever declared any feats to begin with. Players get (standard) 1 feat for every 3 levels, meaning (unless I missed it) u have 5 feats to designate.
i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
Well I am a bitchI'm just salty cause my new wifi adapter isn't working
>>19840>I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
You absolutely need "Leadership." It's the most important one, take it
go get some candy it helps with the salt.
>>19847The only way to cure this salt is my PC working
I assume my stick crafting worked last night?
>>19842>Tracy: "dying is painful>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch.">Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy">Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman">Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?">Inferius: "don't be a bitch"
I love Inferius
Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....>>19847
Sweet AND salty nuts!>>19846
Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.>>19844
There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.>>19843>sigh
>>19849>If I take that mask off, would it hurt?
Inferius: only if I'm a bitch
The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
top fucking jej>>19849
me love you too trump.
can i take a 20 if i craft stuff?
As far as I can tell it was more bitching about Tracy from Trump>>19852
That is not even fucking close to what I want
I basically want something like a flute, that plays itself
Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
are there any feats that help me dual wield axes?
You mean OTHER than Two-weapon fighting?
i didnt see that yet im currently looking through the list.
K, just being trollish
im taking the leadership feat and my score is 25.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Leadership
So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has been
Also, anyone wanna comment on what happened to those elves who are still milling about (not to mention all the kittens)?
ive got a name for my force they are my Gestapo
can lennos make me an item that raises my dex to 19?
From 9? No, that would be artifact grade, and it would conflict with the Arms
So how are the elves?
So Trump's got the Denver Bronco's, including the Generals(?), Infernius has his Gestapo, Tracy has her Assassin's guild (what was the name again?), and Thez has the Fight Club. There's also the elves (I'm thinking Troll will have taken them under her wing, even though she's not an alicorn in the Game),... am I forgetting anyone?
NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
Who owns the ship>Torc has nothing
Who indeed? Wanna revive Korak and ask him?
we have 3.trump built 2 more.
would it be possible to get it to 19 with a few items?
Riiiiiight. I gotta keep better notes.>>19875
Typically no. Normally, magical augments don't stack, except in the case of artifacts.
i was just wondering because i need 15 dex to take the first level of 2 weapon fighting.
15 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.
I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
wanna join my Gestapo as the arcane adviser?
tell me what you need from me.
I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
would i have to get rid of my arms?
>>19879>this weekendI sadly can't play this weekend, maybe late saturday or friday night. But that's iffy>>19882
Eh, why not?>joins
Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
our death squads are with you.
You haven't played Final Fantasy 3 have you? ^_~
can i reqquest one of thw ships to be signed over to the gestapo?
My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
Yes, you may have one of the ships.
May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.>>19874>>19876
I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
its a police boat NO MORE PIRATES!!
Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.
But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.
If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.
If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all: Fractional-Reserve Banking
. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.>Can Tourcil make us an airship
This. Just This.
who we take loan from?
Whoever can harness the dark powers of Fractional-Reserve Banking for themselvesBen
>>19898seems like a good back up plan
torculi me assign you a squad of men. fill the slots how ever you like.
I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)
What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
How large is a squad?>>19902
Read backstory faggot
I'm talking about gaining followers and cohorts under the D&D rules. Read those
Character level 6th.
so he can take the feat
Well... We still got 14 elves taking up space and bored in the stables
5 men and 14 eleves then.
What is he going to do with them though?
thats up to him. he could make them meme machines if he wanted.
I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
I can do this>hires trollestia as translator
Uh choices in people?
Military engineers, weak ass wizards?
its up to you bro.
Uh, military engineers x2
Archers to train the elves x2
We'll be the ranged division
Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
Magic artillery would be nice but you dont have to.
"What are you all planning over here, guys? C-could I help?"
sure your part of the team.
If not magical, at least normal>>19917
"D'aww! She's finally taking interest in my plans for world domination!"
*Happiliy pets pony*
We're using our leadership powers and the money to raise an army and a a navy
Fine, 2 artillery men, and the engineers>>19916
I like the sound of that>>19917
"Hi smol hoers"
Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
I've got one foot in the graveyard right now, but I don't want to be left out entirely. Just give me a tip.>>19921
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>>19923>The spoilered text
I'm sorry, what did you mean by that?>>19924
REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
also this torculi it might be a pretty good idea for the engineers to research this stuff.
I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
Yeah, but you don't want them out in the open
Besides, can a catapult launch a 90kg projectile 300m?>>19926
Luckily Torc has come across superiour siege engines in his research
We can use those though. Have a small crew to operate and horses or oxen to draw them. I hope we can get some before we go after Kefka's city. Actually I hope we won't need it. I guess we'll just ask Sechs
do the small hores wanna join my gestapo?
>>19925Sick as fuck and not getting better any time soon.>>19931
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! She's mine! Back off
This treachery will be remembered
>>19934You never gave her a chance. Reeeeeeeeee!
"but little pony... you were supposed to be our vanguard, or infiltrator, for the Denver Broncos..."
>>19932>not getting better
Srry to hear that m8
tracy is a valuable ally we can all share bro.
"What do you want from me, Flashy?" *rubs cheek against thigh*
"but she's mine...">>19939
"To help kill shit, of course. Whether in great mass or in stealth"
Is there any possibility of Tracy hiring a druid?
"me just want to be friend since she no more stab me."
Not being stabed is nice
"But she's broncos..."
Yes I am making her wear the Jersey. Under the cloak I guess>>19943
"REEEEEEEEEEEE my faggot is eating beef"
thaat make me sad me cant even be her friend trump.
"Don't be a bitch."
"She's never taken any interest in my larger plans before. This is a chance for bonding">>19947
Um... bad faggot?>>19950
"I want to have our wedding ceremony and settle down before our foal is born, Flashy."
"dixie say ay fuck you man"
"Let's see, Infernius can marry you two."
"I want to give our foal something special. Something great. A great inheritance. An Empire. Do you not want to help me?"
"I'll help you, Flashy, but stability is more important than greatness. I want our family to be able to live peacefully."
"Hence why we need to do it now"
"That's okay I guess. I'll run the family business. Just thought the kind of work it involves might interest you is all"
[worried pony noises]
"Won't it take months though? Pretty soon, I won't be able to fight or take risks like I used to..."
*touches hoof to belly*
*mutters to self*
greatness is pretty great
"Well, I just thought there were a few cities where an infiltrator opening the doors or killing the leaders might be helpful, but I see your point.
If you promise
you won't be going around putting unnecessary risks on the foal while we're on campaign">>19962
*whispers to self*
"Just get married before we start, then you won't have to worry about last minute shit right before the baby is born"
"Now hol' up. Why do you want to deny the opportunity to find the best place for a wedding. Or a formal proposal for that matter. Kefka's castle. Far off beaches. There is so much more this world has to offer"
>>19966>not getting married at the 50 yard line in the broncos stadium
fuck! i didnt save the version where he marked port barry.