I'm building a team
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>>174042
Team? You want a team? I'll give you a team, boyo. The only goddamn team there is. The Denver. Cunt. Slapping. Mother. Fucking. God. Damned. Broncos.
Denver Broncos is the best footballing team, no one in the world is as football. Many have tried and failed to be as football, including you. Football? You? Yeah, not gonna happen, Chef Boyardee. But I'll tell you what IS going to happen--you're going to get your god damned face kicked in by the DENVER BRONCOS so fucking hard your nuts will turn inside out and vanish into space along with the rest of your sad-sack nigger cunt pounding team.
Let me ask you this: have you ever had lice in your dick? I don't mean just lice in your dick like your dick itches from all the lice you have in your dick, I'm talking about a serious infestation of the dick scrotum. I'm talking full-blown balls to the wall lice in your motherfucking dick. Literal fucking lice marching up and down your fucking urethra, singing "Battle Hymn of the Republic" while blowing trumpets and scattering confetti everywhere because you were too god damned cheap and lazy to pay your fucking power bill, not that it fucking matters, Boy George. You ever had lice in your dick like that? Well, let me kick it up a notch for you--BAM!
Bam Margera. And by that, I mean imagine this. Imagine lice in your dick like that. Imagine Jimmy Pop from the Bloodhound Gang plus like nine other guys from 90s comedy punk bands that you're probably too busy gargling nigger cum to even comprehend references to, you zoomer fagola. Imagine all that, turned up to like the Nth degree, SHITTING BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR CARPET BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO GODDAMNED MOTHER DUCKING CHEAP TO BUY A SHOP VAC, imagine that, but also with 9000 times more grit, grime and hard-earned gridiron glory, and all of that, BLOWING RIGHT OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES AT ONCE. Get the picture? Damn right you don't, because it's too much ducking picture for you. And that, my friend, is the DENVER GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING BRONCOS.
So take a shit in your hat, Boy Wonder, because you're not even ready to football on their level. Football? You? Don't make me laugh, sunshine. Go roll yourself a fat one and take a flying leap into the abyss of not-football, because that's all you'll ever amount to, just like that old gypsy woman told your fat-assed whore of a mother.
You can't even football on my level, governor moonbeam faggot, so don't even talk to me about no teams.
Team? You want a team? I'll give you a team, boyo. The only goddamn team there is. The Denver. Cunt. Slapping. Mother. Fucking. God. Damned. Broncos.
Denver Broncos is the best footballing team, no one in the world is as football. Many have tried and failed to be as football, including you. Football? You? Yeah, not gonna happen, Chef Boyardee. But I'll tell you what IS going to happen--you're going to get your god damned face kicked in by the DENVER BRONCOS so fucking hard your nuts will turn inside out and vanish into space along with the rest of your sad-sack nigger cunt pounding team.
Let me ask you this: have you ever had lice in your dick? I don't mean just lice in your dick like your dick itches from all the lice you have in your dick, I'm talking about a serious infestation of the dick scrotum. I'm talking full-blown balls to the wall lice in your motherfucking dick. Literal fucking lice marching up and down your fucking urethra, singing "Battle Hymn of the Republic" while blowing trumpets and scattering confetti everywhere because you were too god damned cheap and lazy to pay your fucking power bill, not that it fucking matters, Boy George. You ever had lice in your dick like that? Well, let me kick it up a notch for you--BAM!
Bam Margera. And by that, I mean imagine this. Imagine lice in your dick like that. Imagine Jimmy Pop from the Bloodhound Gang plus like nine other guys from 90s comedy punk bands that you're probably too busy gargling nigger cum to even comprehend references to, you zoomer fagola. Imagine all that, turned up to like the Nth degree, SHITTING BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR CARPET BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO GODDAMNED MOTHER DUCKING CHEAP TO BUY A SHOP VAC, imagine that, but also with 9000 times more grit, grime and hard-earned gridiron glory, and all of that, BLOWING RIGHT OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES AT ONCE. Get the picture? Damn right you don't, because it's too much ducking picture for you. And that, my friend, is the DENVER GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING BRONCOS.
So take a shit in your hat, Boy Wonder, because you're not even ready to football on their level. Football? You? Don't make me laugh, sunshine. Go roll yourself a fat one and take a flying leap into the abyss of not-football, because that's all you'll ever amount to, just like that old gypsy woman told your fat-assed whore of a mother.
You can't even football on my level, governor moonbeam faggot, so don't even talk to me about no teams.
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