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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15311
Spoilered

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15312
15317
>>15309
What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15313
15316 15351
>>15309
So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15314
15315
>>15309
korak is in tracys >rape dungeon.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15315
15320
>>15314
GM overruled that...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15316
15317 15318
>>15313
>We're taking his ship
Yes
>The crew won't inherit it?
They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmanned
I know right. That was my first thought
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15317
15323
>>15312
The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316
This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15318
15319 15323
>>15316
Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15319
>>15318
He was, though largely 'cuz the ppl didn't know about the whole slavery thing.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15320
15321
>>15315
[Sad Minotuar Noises]
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15321
15322 15325
>>15320
Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15322
15330
>>15321
Well there's little point unless he's alive, but sure..
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15323
15324 15330
>>15317
I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?

>>15317
I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318
That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15324
15329
>>15323
>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
He'd still need to get to it himself.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15325
15327 15329 15330
>>15321
hey has any one claimed koraks blue suede shoes?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15327
15328 15331
>>15325
No.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15328
>>15327
Tracy left them in Lenos's shop.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15329
>>15324
I thought he would take it to a place nearby, disembark, and then get it later
>>15325
yes
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15330
15332 15335
>>15322
There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323
Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrected
So all of them
>>15325
Trump just did
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15331
15333 15335
>>15327
have we dealt with the nerd mage yet?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15332
551605__artist needed_semi-dash-grimdark_oc_oc-colon-marker pony_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_imminent rape_knife_monochrome_>rape.jpeg
>>15330
>he could object and shit.
That's the point.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15333
>>15331
Newp
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15335
15338 15341
>>15330
Take magic cuffs

I'll give the boots to Inferius if he really wants it

>>15331
not yet
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15336
15337 15338 15341
Do minotuars have feet or hooves?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15337
>>15334
CUCKED
>>15336
That's.... A very good question
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15338
15339 15341
>>15335
Good lad ^_~
>>15336
Hooves. The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves, but Trump already claimed 'em.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15339
15340
>>15338
>The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves
[greedy nerd reeeing noises]
That's fine..
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15340
15342
>>15339
Its fair, Tracy IS holding most of the swankest stuff,....
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15341
15343 15344
>>15335
>>15336
>>15338
ill get lennos to make some horse shoes with a blue suede cover on top so the flys arent constantly buzzing around muh hooves
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15342
15344 15345
>>15340
I know she has the sword, but what else?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15343
15349
>>15341
"You'll what? I do forging and enchantments. You want some macrame, find someone else."
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15344
15345 15348

>>15341
>horse shoes
Minotaurs have cloven hooves.
>>15342
>vest
>cloak
>bracers
>everything that was not left back in the shop
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15345
15347
>>15342
>>15344
Also the necklace of adaptation (surrounds user with a bubble of fresh air, providing safety when submerged or in toxic clouds, fumes, etc)
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15346
15358
Infernius should take the cuffs, so he doesn't accidentally drop his infinite bandage and TP the whole world as he chases it down the road.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15347
>>15345
That good. A pregnant mare shouldn't be breathing-in pollution.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15348
>>15344
You took the vest the cloak and the bracers too you kike?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15349
15350 15353
>>15343
whered you come from lennos?
also what loot did we get from korak?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15350
15352
>>15349
Lenos was watching the whole time.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15351
15353
>>15313
TORC KILLED THE PIRATE HE GETS THE SHIP
I mean, Hi!
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15352
>>15350
and he didnt even lend a hand
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15353
15358
>>15349
I'd kind of like a complete list as well

>>15351
FUCKING FIGHT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE
hello
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15354
15356 15357
Two-Buttons-Silver-Grey-Suit-27377.jpg
And since no one asked about what the suit does,...
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15355
Recommending gloves for Inferius and I think I'll take back one item from the kike
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15356
>>15354
CLAIMED
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15357
15359
>>15354
Wait. Is that really the color? I prefer black
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15358
15359
>>15346
Kek
>>15353
>tfw when your scottish meme mage is now a landlubbing pirate
Wat

Besides, isn't pirate law "You get what the person you killed had"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15359
>>15357
Its mythril with adamantine pinstripes, so yeah. Pic doesn't have pinstripes, use ur imagination. Do you WANT it darkened? Its a simple enchantment.
>>15358
"Ye have to be a pirate for the code to apply which you're NOT,..."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15360
15365
What do the flask and the ever smoking bottle do?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15361
15363 15364 15366 15370 15371
The complete list of Korak's swag:
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15362
Oh, and the sword
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15363
>>15361
I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15364
15367
>>15361
Don't want those gloves.
*gloves appear out of nowhere*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15365
15368
>>15360
Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15366
>>15361
Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.

Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15367
15369
>>15364
The gloves kind of go with the grenades in the vest.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15368
15374
>>15365
have you told his faggot that his character died yet?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15369
>>15367
Ok.
*gloves disappear again*
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15370
>>15361
Oh, I'll claim neck tie
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15371
15373 15374
>>15361
Weren't most of those things in the pockets?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15372
15376
claming gloves,grenades and the vest.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15373
15374 15375
>>15371
You sure the cloak isn't superfluous for you?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15374
15382
>>15368
Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371
Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373
Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15375
15382
>>15373
>superfluous
It grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15376
15378
>>15372
lol no
*Infernius's pants mysteriously fall down*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15377
15379 15383 15384
Another thing to realize is that just cuz a character has lots of stuff doesn't mean they'll be inclined/inspired to use them all the time. Thez had/has LOTS of stuff that she didn't use, just because the situation never presented its self, or 'something else' sounded more fun. More stuff doesn't mean more powerful, it depends on the personality of the character.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15378
15380 15383
>>15376
reviling muh large minotuar penis
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15379
15382
>>15377
I just like hoarding shit.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15380
15385
1198890__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_laughing_reaction image_simple background_white background.png
>>15378
>large
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15382
>>15374
Can Inferius take the vest but I have room for the flask, the bottle, and the shackles? Maybe in the neck tie?
>>15375
>it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
Fuck you for making a valid argument. (I want my enemies to know who killed them).

>>15379
I assure you, we've noticed


Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15383
15386 15387
>>15377
When can torc get his staff?
Also Torc doesn't keep anything he can't carry at once usally
Result of being on the run a lot.
>>15378
Don't try that shit, we all saw the die roll
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15384
15387
>>15377
So.... Where is all of this stuff?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15385
>>15380
its pretty big.

96Ajs
?
No.15386
15388 15389 15390 15391 15392
[20d1 = 20]
>>15383
gm said the roll didnt make sense
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15387
15391 15393
>>15384
She took some of it with her, the rest she gave to the party. You never got to see the Tron frisbee. ^_^
>>15383
Sure. Ponimaru appears, bearing a magnificent serpent-head for the staff with (insert preferred) precisely cut gemstone eyes.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15388
15390
>>15386
>twenty 1's
What are you doing?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15389
15395
>>15386
It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15390
>>15386
Kek

>>15388
He's referencing when Tourcil rolled 20 1's yesterday


Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15391
15396
>>15386
Damn you
>>15387
Uhhhhh
Saphire
"Nice, now to find some wood. Thanks again"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15392
1411197798359.png
>>15386
Having said, we all know what you rolled.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15393
15394 15398
>>15387
Tracy gives Ponimaru a friendly nuggie and tells him to keep working hard.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15394
>>15393
His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15395
15399 15400 15401
>>15389
so what do i roll to find out the real size?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15396
15397 15400
>>15391
>Uhhhhh
You should've specified that you wanted chaos emeralds
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15397
>>15396
No one asked you, horse.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15398
15402
>>15393
Is Tracy amenable to petting right now or is she grouchy?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15399
15403
1490165739600.png
>>15395
>making the same mistake twice
Pic very related.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15400
15404 15407 15413
>>15395
Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396
Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15401
>>15395
Just don't
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15402
15406
>>15398
She is blueballed and embarrassed for not having been able to take-out a single foe...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15403
>>15399
im the ballsiest one here
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15404
15405
>>15400
WHAT WAS THE FATE OF THE GARTER

I was the only person even to remember
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15405
15408 15409 15410
>>15404
Unfortunately, Tracy has that stashed in her sekret lair. Good luck negotiating.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15406
15411
>>15402
So... No
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15407
15421
>>15400
Fuck I like that
Eh I'll stick with sapphire
So, I guess Torc assembles staff?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15408
15411
>>15405
Then she better tell me the location of the unicorn
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15409
15421
>>15405
It's going to stay there never used for anything or for any situation
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15410
15421
>>15405
WHY WAS IT GIVEN TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD FORGET ABOUT IT
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15411
>>15406
Shewants it, but she also doesn't
[frustrated pony noises]
>>15408
She already promised her only friend ever that she'd be safe from hoo-mans. And she has every other incentive not to tell you.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15412
15441
Oh shit, g2g
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15413
15414 15421
>>15400
what did i roll and what do i add to it?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15414
>>15413
*do
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15415
GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15416
15417 15418 15421
Torc casts spell on Infernius
Now has 3" peener
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15417
woosh-you-have-smol-pener-17108829.png
>>15416
Damn image attachment glitches
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15418
15423
>>15416
infernuis cast spell on torculi.
enjoy your new vagina.
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15419
15420 15421 15425
1510691__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_screencap_flash sentry_lesson zero_alone_colt_funny face_hi girls_male_not creepy_pegasus_pony_simple backgroun.png
GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15420
98894452.jpg
>>15419
>tfw mod is high on crack and gonna steal your waifu while banning you
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15421
15422 15426
>>15407
"You can assemble your own damn staff, I just do the enchanting."
>>15409
That's actually precisely what Thez had hoped would happen.
>>15410
See above
>>15413
You rolled a 3.
>>15416
See?
>>15419
Nigel first. Not perma, but yeah. I'll take one too, I'm the one who suggested it in the first place.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15422
15424
>>15421
i want to roll again what dice do i roll?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15423
>>15418
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15424
15425 15447
>>15422
Sigh
dice 1d6+5 (would be +3 but minotaur racial)
96Ajs
?
No.15425
15427 15442
[1d6+5 = 11]
>>15419
>>15424

Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15426
15432
angry_rainbow_dash_by_scotch208-d4icu7h.png
>>15421
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.

>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15427
15428
>>15425
FUCKING HELL
I think something glitched
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15428
15429
>>15427
why dont you roll torc?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15429
15430 15431 15710
>>15428
"I'm fine with being a virgin in this world, it increase my wizard powers"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15430
>>15429
I'm... Not sure that's how that works
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15431
>>15429
me take you to whore house.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15432
15433 15435
>>15426
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15433
15434 15444
>>15432
Trollestia better be pretty helpful when I speak to her
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15434
15436
>>15433
I'm still waiting on that,... I was all excited hours ago,....
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15435
15437
>>15432
Actually, just give me a good result in a Demand spell
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15436
15438
>>15434
I was too angry at the time....

But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15437
15450
>>15435
THat reminds me, Tracy has the Bowler hat also.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15438
15439
>>15436
Fire when ready
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15439
15440 15445
>>15438
Alright...

Prepare a written sheet of paper for this

Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle

"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15440
>>15439
I mean Trumpaladin has a written sheet on him when entering the stable
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15441
15442 15443
>>15412
back
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15442
15443 15445 15448
>>15425
>>15441
big dick minotuar.
tAR7W
?
No.15443
>>15441
>>15442
This. 11 inches from a roll and mod went crazy
\r
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15444
15446
>>15433
She's a troll. What do you expect?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15445
15456
>>15442
"Yay!"
>>15439
T> I've been called that, why do you ask?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15446
>>15444
>What do you expect
More than I'll get out of Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15447
>>15424
Bulls actually have pretty small penis/body ratio
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15448
15449 15452
>>15442
You're still never gonna live down the 3 roll.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15449
>>15448
im fine with that.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15450
15451
>>15437
*equip bowler hat*
*contemplates starting hoers-mafia*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15451
15453 15457
>>15450
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15452
15455
>>15448
For all purposes, except functional, Infernius has a 3-inch dick.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15453
15454
>>15451
[mafia pony noises]
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15454
>>15453
me cant speak Italian.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15455
>>15452
Unerect, this
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15456
15458
>>15445
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?

So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15457
15458
>>15451
No. No. No.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15458
15463
>>15456
T> I had nothing to do with it.
>>15457
Sorry dude, pali confirms. The hat has been part of the character for almost a year, and I expected it might come up with your 'demand' agenda, but it didn't. Still, yes the hat protects against mind-control.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15459
15460
P.S. Its not exactly glued in place,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15460
15461
718922__safe_artist-colon-the weaver_fluttershy_oc_oc-colon-anon_comic_crutches_dialogue_glue_human_innocent_lie_lying_simple background_sweat_weaver y.png
>>15459
>glue
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15461
15465
>>15460
topkek
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15462
15465 15466
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15463
15464
>>15458
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15464
15470
>>15463
T> I'm quite certain I could find her. Should I do so, what are your intentions?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15465
15467
>>15462
>>15461
i abduct torculi and take him to the whore house.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15466
15467
>>15462
I'll let that one slide
Wood? Slide? Get it?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15467
15468 15469 15472
>>15466
I really don't
>>15465
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Torcuil isn't intrested in sexing right now
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15468
>>15467
you need the win!
*thumbs up*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15469
15471
>>15467
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15470
15473 15476
>>15464
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."

Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia

"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?

Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15471
>>15469
he needs this.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15472
15474
1506137794024-0.png
>>15467
>tfw stress has killed all appetite and sexual desire
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15473
15476 15477 15479
>>15470
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15474
15478
>>15472
Good. I owe it to Thez not to burn down the pace.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15475
>afk 3 min
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15476
15485
closing in.png
>>15470
>>15473
[unintelligible pony noises]
"Pffffffft!"
>hoers-speech for:
'She's fine; let her be. Don't you dare backstab my friend, you white cunt.'
*makes face only a herbivore with eyes on the sides of its face could understand*
'got it?'
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15477
15488
>>15473
He gets up

"You know her well? What do you know about her?"

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15478
>>15474
I meant IRL...
tAR7W
?
No.15479
15485 15488
[1d20 = 8]
>>15473
Can I do a motive check on Trollestia? Roll
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15480
15481 15482
>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS

Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15481
15483
>>15480
how can you do that when i abducted you?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15482
15483
>>15480
I prefer to leave the spells to Torculi: he's the wizard after all.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15483
>>15482
>>15481
>reeee's hard enough to be heard on the moon
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15484
15485 15486
de4.gif
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
tAR7W
?
No.15485
15487 15489
>>15476
>Back stab
She's being held captive by a psycho murderer in the woods away from all others, where she has no shelter, only grass for food, no contact with civilization, she is vulnerable to wolves and who knows what else

>>15484
Answer these!
>>15479 >>15477

\r
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15486
>>15484
Top
Fucking
Kek

I bet pizza was worth it
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15487
>>15485
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15488
>>15477
T> I don't, we've never met in actuality. What I know of her is simply cuz I'm essentially a cop-out for the GM to be able to explain things, suggest things, and otherwise help the flow of the thread.
>>15479
He has +18 on sense motive yes?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15489
15490
>>15485
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15490
15491 15492 15493 15495
>>15489
Fuck you that wasn't even communicated
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15491
>>15490
My bad, stricken. That is, if the PW was right

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15492
15493
Spoilered
>>15490
>trolled
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15493
15494
>>15492
kek
>>15490
I told you she was a cunt.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15494
15499
>>15493
But shes Torc's cunt
And thats what matters
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15495
15497 15499 15516
>>15490
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15496
*she's = Slovenia
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15497
15498
>>15495
*murderous look*
>"Pff~ffffffftt!"
'Shut your fucking mouth, cunt! Nobody needs to know.'
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15498
15501 15503
>>15497
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15499
15500
>>15494
>>15495
hey gm have i got torc to the whore house yet?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15500
15502
>>15499
No, Torc is testing his staff
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15501
15503 15504
>>15498
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
96Ajs
?
No.15502
15504 15505
[1d20 = 20]
>>15500
grapple
You can test it on the way.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15503
15515
>>15501
>>15498
Also, is she speaking telepathically, or out loud?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15504
15506 15507 15508 15511
>>15502
>20
Oh SO stolen, Inf has almost a 40 str
>>15501
Of course she does, and she can emathically commune with all non-evil creatures.

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15505
iK60ZcW_d.jpg
>>15502
>>15502
FUCK YOU
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15506
15510
>>15504
Then wtf can't she take a hint and shut up about the unicorn? Fucking inconsiderate cunt.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15507
>>15504
off to the whore house.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15508
>>15504
>commune with all non-evil creatures.
Oh wait...
Ym655
?
No.15509
15510
[1d20 = 13]
Roll for Torc to teleport away
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15510
15512 15513
>>15506
>totally not getting whats going on
T> Would YOU like a banana?
>>15509
You can't really cast a spell while you're being carted along. You're welcome to roll a grapple check against Infernius' strength,....
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15511
15515
>>15504
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15512
15514
>>15510
What do you think I am, Retarded?
Torc begs infernius to stop, using all his charisma
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15513
15515
>>15510
[carnivorous pony noises]

"Oh, look at that green light coming from the football field!"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15514
15518
>>15512
go on type something out convince me to stop.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15515
15517
>>15503
Out loud. Empathic communication is more body language and facial cues.
>>15511
Speak, with horses (exclusively, outside common language) yes.
>>15513
T> Its not friendship that makes you want to keep her from others. I see your motives, and I appreciate them. Having said, Slovenia can make her own decisions.
>>15511
T> I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where she can be found, AFTER you convince Tracy that its a good idea.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15516
15520 15521
>>15495
"A mount? I don't need any mount besides Fae. I would like this unicorn as a companion, that is true, since I prefer the companionship of Equesrians. I feel as if I can sympathize quite a bit with her situation. If I have never suffered nearly as greatly, I feel it is similar in kind. I think she should be given the option herself of accepting - or rejecting - my friendship. And she should be allowed as well to talk to whomever.

Ally? You mean Tracy? She's not much of a friend nor ally. But more to the point, why would me speaking to her disturb any friendships any one has? Surely both can occur at the same time. In fact, if they are in the same building it would help things by giving more opportunity for communications.

The bottom line is that keeping a person captive and away from all contact, human or not, is not a way to help that person grow and move on from past trauma. You save them from harm, but you keep them away from the good as well.

I think I can help to give her a better life. I think I can use my contacts to help make her a fashion model, a handbag designer or whatever life she should chose to live. But I don't think she should be kept from hearing my offer.

She should be given the opportunity herself. All her life she's been captive. Keeping her away from me is not doing much better than chaining her.

You trust the elves to stay here in the stable. You trust yourself here in the stable. Why do you think she'd be more vulnerable here, or in whatever accommodations we could provide for her elsewhere?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15517
15523
>>15515
You don't get it. Tracy is unironically trying to keep a promise she made to her friend, to protect her from hoo-mans. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15518
15519 15523
>>15514
"Please Infernius, I don't want to do this. The fight with Korak has me thinking of my wife, and how good of a person she was. And I don't want to go fuck some whores while I'm thinking of her. Please."
Torc looks Infernius in the eyes, hoping he understands
96Ajs
?
No.15519
15522 15527
[1d20 = 6]
>>15518
>tfw i have 16 charisma
>tfw counter charisma check
torculi your wife loved you she wouldnt want you lonely, i help you, you thinkank me later
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15520
15524
>>15516
Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15521
>>15516
Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15522
15526 15556
>>15519
"BUT WHORES YOU GOD DAMNED COW?
TAK ME TO MY WAIFU"
Torcuil angrily shouts
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15523
15527 16518
>>15517
And YOU don't get it, that keeping her from hoomans may not be the best thing for her. What do you really expect, that she's just going to prance in the grove until someone decides to visit? There are more hoomans than the slavers she's known since she got here, and maybe with enough incentive Trump can be precisely that sort of hooman. If not, Troll's horn would fit nicely in his pooper.
>>15518
Relax. Unless he intends to force Torc into a whore its not going anywhere.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15524
15527 15531
>>15520
T> Yes, she did. It was adorable, and totally unexpected. So again, you understand my reticence?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15525
>TFW Trollestia is the most accurate/authentic portrayal of GM's mindset than any other NPC, even though they were largely more designed to do so
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15526
>>15522
Waifu?
Who?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15527
15528 15533 15544
brb, going ghost.jpg
"I think something massive just appeared in the football stadium. I'd better go check it out."
*vanishes*
>>15523
I was going to have her go get her the next day, but whatever...
>>15519
>Cleric recommending degeneracy

>>15524
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT" (emanates from nowhere)
>'SHUT UP!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15528
15529 15530 15544
>>15527
we cant have our men blue balled.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15529
15534
>>15528
Take a guess
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15530
15532 15537
>>15528
You should buy some incense and try practicing Augury sometime.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15531
15544 15591
>>15524
"Wow... I would never have thought.

Well, The poor girl - Slovenia - is in a vulnerable position, that is sure, and we should be sensitive to her condition. But keeping a person away from a trigger is not healthy. They must overcome their fear. I personally believe I can help reintegrate her into society. I believe my reforms and efforts in Port Barry have helped bring live to a dead and pirate dominated backwater. If I can help a whole city find it's purpose and thrive after being freed from tyranny, maybe I can help a single mare. If she decides she doesn't like me - or any of the other people she meets along the journey - she can go back to the woods. But I don't believe she should be denied the opportunity for rehabilitation.

As for Tracy... I don't know. I've tried to be her friend, but I don't think she's interested. If Slovenia is more attractive to her, well, Tracy will still be able to talk to her if she is in the same building. But people can have several friends. Maybe we can all teach each other something about friendship"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15532
15534 15539
>>15530
Tracy?

Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15533
15535 15544
>>15527
Tracy slips away a heads off towards the stadium to check on the giant monster just appeared out of nowhere instead of ignoring it, like a rational pony would.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15534
15536
>>15532
meant for
>>15529

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15535
>>15533
Please let us get away with fiating time
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15536
15541
>>15534
REEEEEEE
NO
No offence Tracy
Who did you guys give Torc shit aboit?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15537
>>15530
i will.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15538
1481799703-aryanne-triste-coucher.png
>tfw when you'll never see Tracy acting cute and adorable again
jX/y2
?
No.15539
15540 15544 15548 15551
[1d20 = 20]
>>15532
Sneak attack keen-edged knife in pooper before leaving (use poison too, so you learn to read the Cleric spell list)
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15540
15542 15543 15544
>>15539
Tracy why
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15541
15544 15548
>>15536
thez not you waifu! she mine!
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15542
15550
>>15540
TRUMP TRACY STAB ASS AGAIN!!
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15543
>>15540
That would've pissed her off.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15544
15547 15550
>>15527
And you'll have that chance. For the moment, Troll is not convinced of anything other than that this is a golden opportunity to blank-blank-blank.
>>15531
T> Tell me this, would you be so interested if she weren't a pony?
>>15528
Oh, cuz forcing him into someone is going to be much better,....
>>15533
Tracy finds (I'm assuming she's ethereal cuz otherwise murdered) that the T is running around the field sniffing things. Its behavior is comparable to an attack-dog, complete with peeing on things. In the stands is a single vibrantly colored fellow (see pics in prev thread) who has apparently fallen asleep while waiting.
>>15539
>>15540
>>15541
Qut?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15545
15546
*Wut
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15546
>>15545
im playig inernuises int
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15547
>>15544
It sounds really cute...
I see why the nerd made a pet out of it.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15548
15549 15552
>>15539
KEK
EKE
KEK
>>15541
Dense ass...
Trollestia you faggot

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15549
>>15548
This, there's sigh no question who Thez prefers.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15550
>>15542
*sighs*

"Tracy, why you gotta be this way*

Removes knife from ass and hands cloth to stop bleeding

"Also she's right, you really should read up on the spell list. That's a poison knife you know. Here, read this"
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List

>>15544
"It's probably fair to say I have more sympathy for a female pony than for, well, anything else, much the same as the cuter dogs are more likely to be adopted. But she is still in need of being helped"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15551
15557
>>15539
This wasn't ironic, btw.
Fucking heal yourself quick, dumb bull.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15552
15553
>>15548
oh okay
*to the stables*

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15553
>>15552
WOO HOO
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15554
15559 15561 15565
lZaE0Qn_d.jpg
Torc's World
jX/y2
?
No.15555
15558
Praise Football
\r
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15556
15563
>>15522
Dude, no one's getting laid with Trollestia, that prude
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15557
15558 15560
>>15551
>detect poison
>delay poison


Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15558
15562 15564 15568
>>15557
>not healing your wound
>>15555
And wtf was this post edited?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15559
15573
>>15554
thats actually terrifying.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15560
15562
>>15557
>Lesser restoration
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15561
15573
>>15554
That's quite the dark backstory...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15562
>>15560
>>15558
i was getting to it geez i just wanted to make sure my liver was gonna be okay.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15563
15564 15565
>>15556
Well, Trump isn't
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15564
15566 15568 15570
>>15558
Sorry, I refreshed before I could screen-cap. I think you know why it was edited tho. Xp
>>15563
>cuz Torcuil is


Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15565
15573
>>15563
Dude, I produced better memes than you could have

>>15554
>2073
2037 at the latest
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15566
15567 15568
>>15564
I just praised Epona and praised football.
Brad just edited it because he hates free speech and free religion.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15567
>>15566
"Thou shalt have no gods before Football" is how I recall the commandment.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15568
15569 15571
1557328__safe_flash sentry_anagram_big bad brad_brad_comic_exploitable meme_meme_pun_smiling.png
>>15564
>>15558
>>15566
It's almost as if a GET thief, banned from taking them himself, steals GETs anyways...

>>15566
>Free religion
This is a Denver Broncos board boy
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15569
15574
>>15568
Thank you for reminding me

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15570
15572
>>15564
>even GM isn't giving Torc a chance
RIP in Pepes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15571
15574
>>15568
Epona is the protector of all mares and equestrians (hoers-riders): she deserves a place where she is acknowledged.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15572
15573
>>15570
>he saying you will get laid m9
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15573
15579
>>15572
Wait, It wasn't sarcasm?
>>15565
Torc's timeline, not ours
>>15559
>>15561
Now do you why he's always salty?


Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15574
15575 15577
1556387__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_armor_bags under eyes_female_flashlight_floppy ears_horseshoes_looking ba.png
>>15569
Um... What did I remind you of?

>>15571
You've been trying to take every single GET Quad and Trips on every board since at least May. You be grateful you are tolerated
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15575
15576
>>15574
At least I didn't troll with deliberate intention to piss-off the userbase.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15576
>>15575
I don't know...

People weren't happy about so many "Praise Kek" posts

Okay fair point
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15577
15578 15580
>>15574
>IRL Bronco-posting intensifies
>blogpost
The other day a co-worker wore a Bronco's shirt that said "She wants the D". I said "That's a great shirt, the Denver Broncos are the best team ever". She said "You like them? I've always been a fan." I said "Fuck yeah, I could speak volumes about how awesome John Elway is."
Tl;dr, I'm getting one of the mugs.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15578
>>15577
This, this is a beautiful story
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15579
15580 15581 15582
>>15573
You'll have to be exceptionally sexy and charming to convince, but its not out of the question.
T> Banana?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15580
15583
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
>>15577
Praise be

>>15579
Does this include Trumpaladin?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15581
15602 15606
>>15579
"Sure"
Torc takes the banana thanking Trollestia.
"Thanks for the help the other night"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15582
15583 15586
811967__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-2snacks_princess celestia_princess luna_animated_banana_evil_evil laugh_fire_funny_funny as hell_hell_laughing_.gif
>>15579
>This cunt still claims to be good-aligned
Be careful, Torc. This is dangerous territory...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15583
15584 15585
>>15580
I only regret that the goofy-face Elway pic (with annotations) isn't available on a mug.
And sigh maybe, yes.
>>15582
fukking kek
She's good-ish
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15584
15591
>>15583
Update on the Unicorn negotiations please
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15585
15587
Spoilered
>>15583
Praise Elway it isn't pic related
>shuddering
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15586
>>15582
That gif is perfect
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15587
15588 15591 15602
>>15585
Trollestia had better find that hilarious
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15588
15589
>>15587
... Are you trying to sleep with her too now?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15589
15590
>>15588
No.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15590
15592
>>15589
Can I... Pet pony?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15591
15594
>>15531
>>15584
You're right.
T> You make an excellent point. I understand why you are partial to ponies kek and will not begrudge. Please, allow at least a day or so, that she can feel the wind through her mane, can run freely and unobserved except by squirrels and fireflies and bugs and birds. I will tell you where to find her, but at least allow her friend the chance to reconnect first.
>>15587
Hella
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15592
15594
>>15590
*blue pony suddenly reappears, looking glum*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15593
15597
If I wanted to be a dick, I COULD bring up the fact that Tracy's distaste for Trump stems largely from the feud between waifu-thief (who did nothing wrong) and Tracy (who is anti-multi-waifus) and is technically inadmissable in game,... and though I AM a dick, I'll let that matter slide.
... like the 'wood' that Torcuil is still holding
ye get it now?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15594
15595 15596
>>15591
"Are you not afraid she will be spirited away again, or harmed if you wait?"

>>15592
"D'aww. Why you sad little pony?"
*rubs down pony head and down her neck*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15595
15597
>>15594
Newp
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15596
15597
>>15594
[pony purring sounds]
*Brushes cheek against leg*
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15597
15599 15601
>>15593
>Evidence admissibility rules
Kek, I'm supposed to be writing a brief about evidence admissibility for a moot court tournament now

>>15595
"Do you mind if return for her tomorrow?"

>>15596
"D'aww. Why have you been so gloomy little pony? You were so happy last night but more recently you've been a bit, well, evasive and sad."

*tries to pet her*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15598
15600 15608
Lenos wanders though amidst all the huggery.
"So I hear there's a giant monster in the stadium," he says half-assedly walking out of the room.
"No pressure," he calls from down the way as he continues.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15599
>>15597
"Carry on with the hugging, its cute," his voice is even more distant
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15600
>>15598
"Are you willing to help?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15601
15603
>>15597
[affectionate but sad whinnying]
"I... I don't know... I've been having a lot of mood swings lately, worse than usual.."
*eats pickle after dunking it in a 5-gallon drum of chocolate ice-cream*
"... and cravings too.."
[hormonal pony noises]
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15602
15603 15604
>>15587
Wasn't for Trollestia
Also
>>15581
What she say?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15603
15605 15607 15608
>>15601
"So... you're claiming it's nothing more than the pregnancy?

In a baby voice
"I heard you made a friend"

>>15602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15604
15607 15610
>>15602
>not showing her a precious meme-relic from a lost society
Show her the banana!
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15605
15609
>>15603
The real Trump wouldn't treat me like this
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15606
15610
>>15581
Sorry, missed that in cross-linking.
T> Oh, so you like bananas? I've got a whole bag here if you like! I'm teasing, but its nice to find one with a sense of humor (assumed). As for the other night, it is I who should thank you. The moment demanded immediate action, and I wasn't in a position or mind to discuss. You behaved admirably.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15607
>>15603
lol
>>15604
When you put it that way it almost sounds,....

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15608
15611

>>15603
[confused and depressed pony noises]....
>>15598
"..I saw that. Some fag dressed as a clown just beamed-in on a giant monster griping about lunch money or something. We should probably go check it out now."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15609
15610
_first_try__smug_flash_by_kuren247-d923gu0.png
>>15605
No one took notice that my character is not actually named Trump. He's a Paladin dedicated to Trump, but not actually named that. He left his name and his reputation behind in his past life, even if the old habits followed with him.

The real Trump would be disappointed by your lack of use of his plentiful memes
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15610
15612 15632 15635
>>15604
The banana isn't a MEME ITS HELL
>>15606
"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
>>15609
Wrong
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15611
15615
>>15608
*Brings her up on a couch, and sort of lays on her, joining her in the depression and confusion*
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15612
15613
>>15610
Show her the meme that led to the destruction of an entire way of life.
Enlighten her on what evils the bananas unleashed on your people.
Tell her exactly why you don't fucking like bananas.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15613
>>15612
But I like potassium
Just not that banana
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15614
15617
1dxet4.jpg
>"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
Aaaaaand now you make yourself look weak
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15615
15616 15618 15619
>>15611
*closes eyes and lays on lap, ignoring the giant monster and the nerd with the shitty cosplay*
[relaxed pony noises]
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15616
15620
>>15615
Dude I don't want to fight that thing now. Korak almost kicked our asses, that thing is worse. Also, you might want to prepare some acid resistance spells if you plan on fighting that way
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15617
15621
Spoilered
>>15614
He got fucking SHOT

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15618
15623
>>15615
"Do you still like me?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15619
15622
>>15615
>shitty cosplay
I get so many keks from these threads
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15620
15621
>>15616
>fight
I think we're just supposed to meet him, get to know his character, and let him cuck us out of our lunch money at this stage.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15621
15624 15625
7de.gif
>>15617
Yeah he did get shot. Without rescuing the elves. Or fighting anything stronger than a low level NPC. And Trollestia saw it.

>>15620
*sighs*
I hope he doesn't charge a late fee

Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15622
15625
>>15619
I'd shout it right to his face, if it wouldn't entail the total destruction of Port Barry.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15623
15626
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>15618
*droopy pony ears indicate confusion and worry*
".. Why would you ask me that, Flashy?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15624
15625 15628
>>15621
>Korak
>low level
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15625
15627 15628 15630
>>15624
Yeah, Korak was lvl 19.
>>15622
It wouldn't faze him, he knows he's a freak.
>>15621
Oh, but he does. He REALLY does,... but that'll come out in dialogue.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15626
15634
>>15623
"I feel like you sometimes hide things from me, almost like you don't trust me...

Now tell me. What is wrong, little pony?"

*pets ears specifically more*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15627
15629 15633
>>15625
>nerd not being incredibly self-conscious about the quality and authenticity of his cosplay
.... he really is a freak...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15628
15629 15630
>>15624
You weren't fighting Korak on the docks that night

>>15625
Mother fucker. Good thing I have six gorrilion diplomacy modifers
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15629
15633
>>15628
Good thing he's batshit insane,... we're talking The Joker with LOTS of magic insane.
>>15627
It fits his personality
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15630
15631
>>15625
Hahaha
Contunie the dialoge with trollestia
>>15628
Who shot me then?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15631
15632
>>15630
T> Yes?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15632
15633 15635
>>15631
See
>>15610

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15633
15635 15637
my.jpg
>>15629
So... I'm guessing he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with?

>>15627
I can actually kind of respect that. See pic related

>>15632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5e7jrYBtY
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15634
15636
>>15626
"I don't hide anything you'd be woefully concerned about, Flashy.. I'm just not used to trusting people with everything I do...
.. There are some things I'd rather handle on my own, you know, before the wedding ceremony is finally completed.. I want to make sure everything is taken care of the way I envisioned it.."
*looks up worried, but determined*
"So don't worry too much about me going off on my own, okay, Flashy?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15635
15639
>>15632
Right, sorry
>>15633
>Milo
Kek
>crickets
Topkek
You'll see
>>15610
T> That's true. I guess you owe me one then don't you? ^_~
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15636
15641
>>15634
"I can sympathize with not trusting people. My God can I sympathize with that. But Marriage, and marriage with children, is where two become as if they are one flesh. There is not so much room for secrets.

... Are you really sure you want to be married?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15637
15638
why.jpg
>>15633
>respect that
>See pic related
See pic related

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15638
>>15637
"Oh, she's gonna be mad later isn't she?"
"IKR?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15639
15640
>>15635
T> "Maybe I can buy you a drink to start?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15640
15642 15644
>>15639
Tr raises an eyebrow. T> You know alcohol is degenerate, yes?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15641
15642
>>15636
"I'm absolutely sure I want to get married, although I'll need to take care of a lot of things before then.. Things that'd you'd rather not get mixed-up in..."
*touches hoof to abdomen*
"I want to make sure everything's ready for the future..."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15642
15643 15644
>>15640
From a different room, Tourcil and Trollestia can here the shout

"THANK YOU!"

>>15641
"Are you really sure you're ready for it? As a person?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15643
15648
>>15642
>person
pony*
"... I............"
[frantically worried expectant mother pony noises]
"... I hope so..."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15644
15645
>>15640
T> "That was a test, how about diner?"
>>15642
Your opinion is invalid
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15645
15647
>>15644
T> I hear the Sticky Wicket is nice, Thez wouldn't stop going on about it.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15646
15649
Will we get to see the freak soon?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15647
15649 15652
>>15645
Interruption from a different room

"The Trump Grille has a better assortment"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15648
15677 15679
>>15643
"Tracy, I'm not sure I ever understood

Why me?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15649
15650 15651 15652
>>15646
You're asking me? He's passed the fuck out waiting on you lot!
>>15647
T> ... or the Trump Grille why the e? if thats suitable

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15650
>>15649
Trumpaladin wants to get around Trademarks
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15651
15653 15656
>>15649
>waiting on you lot
Does he know about the party? Why isn't he harassing the villagers for his lunch money?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15652
15656 15657
>>15647
Trump hears a "Fuck off ye cunt" ringing in his ears
>>15649
"I think we could try the Sticky Wicket, tonight at about 6?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15653
15654 15656 15659
>>15651
"Hey Tracy, you want to interrupt Tourcil's date by abducting him to go along to meet with that pissed off guy?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15654
15655 15656 15659
>>15653
"... Not really, but sure."


Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15655
15658
>>15654
*Kind of worried by an unenthusiastic response*
"I... I thought you loved to cause mischief, hate on nerds like Tourcil, interfere with Trollestia, and wanted to go meet that guy?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15656
15659
>>15651
Cuz he's asleep
>>15652
Cuz what time is it? Time for a date with a hoers! Xp
>>15653
>>15654
He WON'T thank you, just sayin
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15657
15659 15660
>>15652
"The kitchen isn't clean there!"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15658
15664
>>15655
Who unironically would want to go meet that freak?
"Let's go."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15659
>>15653
>>15654
Y'all are cunts
Massive, massive cunts
>>15656
Well this is gonna be intresting
>>15657
B E G O N E
T H O T


Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15660
15661 15662 15674
>>15657
>Paladin lying and/or starting rumors to promote his business
You do know you'll lose all your superpowers for committing a single evil act, and that only a high-level Cleric can redeem you, right? Don't try that again.
Being a Blackguard is better
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15661
15663
>>15660
Have you seen the kitchen there? It's unsanitary. Workers don't even wear hair nets
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15662
15664 15665
>>15660
>is better
He's Trump Good, which means wtfe, Trump is Good.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15663
>>15661
He says
To
A
Fucking
Unicorn
And a man who lived in a cave for years
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15664
15666
>>15662
>Trump is always Good
This. Just because y'all don't always understand my 4d chess moves doesn't mean I'm wrong

>>15658
"Ever given a nerd a swirly in toilet?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15665
15667 15668 15688
>>15662
I do unironically think being a Blackguard is better than playing as a Paladin. Blackguards don't always have to put others before themselves and act like saints all the time, and they don't lose their powers when they do.
If this game hadn't started as an autistic plot to harass another player,
I would've been a blackguard. Anti-heroes ftw.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15666
15667 15668
1205037__questionable_artist-colon-petirep_oc_oc-colon-hoof beatz_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bronycon_bullying_clothes_humiliation_jail_prison_prison .png
>>15664
"Have I?!"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15667
15669
>>15665
"Yeeeah. Wo0t!"
>>15666
Thats,... kinda disturbing
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15668
15670 15672
>>15666
"Let's test out the wedgies we'll give to the mage on Tourcil. He can see just how clean the bathroom is as well (Do the staff even wash their hands?)

>>15665
Paladin is pretty nice too

>started
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15669
15671
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo5_1280.png
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo6_1280.png
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo3_1280.png
>>15667
That year's Bronycon was especially disturbing...
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15670
>>15668
>super-sonic reee
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15671
>>15669
>pic 2
That is SO how I picture Tracy most of the time
>Bronycon
That's just cuz there wasn't an Mlpol.net faction
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15672
15673
>>15668
Fallen Paladin is master-race though: make for the most powerful characters and the most interesting stories, imo.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15673
15676 15680
sad_fluttershy_by_notlikelyanartist-d7g5zy4.png
>>15672
>tfw wants the high power levels but too pure to ever fall
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15674
15675 15676
>>15660
Okay but seriously, you do know the real Donald Trump has a higher than normal sense of disgust, and orders cleaning in his properties more often than normal, right?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15675
15677
>>15674
I know that much.

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15676
15677 15682 15685
>>15673
>too pure
Riiiiiiiiiiight
So Torcuil is leading Troll off to have some noms. Apparently he totally forgot about ahem assembling his wooden snake-staff I had to. Infernius is marvelling at his shiny 'new' not-tiny penir, Trump and Tracy are developing something resembling a relationship,... did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Lenos is beating up Korak, cuz Korak is a douche.
>>15674
I hear the Sticky Wicket cooks and sells dead babies. You should probably avoid it. kidding, trolling,... but it is unhallowed
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15677
15678
>>15675
You never answered >>15648

>>15676
>cuz Korak is a douche
Please tell

>wicket is unhallowed
Do I have to burn it to purify the city?


Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15678
>>15677
"He better NOT"
Ahem. May I suggest that is inadvisable.
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15679
15681 15703
Spoilered
>>15648
Goddamit! I lost my sheet.
>*moment-ruining pause as faggot-nerd flips through his little booklet looking for what he wrote*
....I still need a few minutes to cook up an actual response...
pic unrelated
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15680
Spoilered
>>15673
I have ways if making you fall.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15681
>>15679
>pic not related
My sides! I need those
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15682
15683
>>15676
Can't Infernius use Hallow to designate the site as holy?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15683
15693
>>15682
... I suppose there is nothing barring him from doing so, although he already has a shiny new cathedral dedicated to Rockwell, so why would he. e\\_O
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15684
15687
"Its okay faggot, I can always pick another place. I just liked it cuz it was quiet and there's a piano."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15685
15686
>>15676
Oh yeah, the staff.
Ehh, going on a date, it can wait
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15686
15690
>>15685
T> And here I thought you had forgotten. Feel free to ghost if you need to, I don't know the exact time difference but GM is on PST.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15687
>>15684
>forgot fiends aren't comfortable at holy sites
Sorry Thez.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15688
15689
>>15665
>anti-hero ftw
thats why i pick ghoatic good.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15689
15696
>>15688
>88
/)
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15690
15691
>>15686
I meant game time, but Torc's fag is on est
Nah, I'm here just had to feed cats
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15691
15692
>>15690
T> Lead on good sheep-fucker (scotsman Xp)
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15692
>>15691
>grumbling
T> I'm not fucking welsh
>leads way

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15693
15694 15695
>>15683
i cast hallow on the city.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15694
15695
What about the freak?
>>15693
Don't. It'll piss-off your waifu.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15695
15697 15698
>>15693
Hallow has a 40' radius. No on city.
"Its okay, it only itches really."
>>15694
What about him? He's not going anywhere.

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15696
e531ffa007f7ec93ab8a0f7f2503b4d8dfecf8141a5bd2ce39c2daeb382727a5.jpg
>>15689

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15697
>>15695
Can we go see what his deal is? His pet is bothering the townsfolk.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15698
15699 15701 15703 15705
>>15695
is there a more op version of the spell i could use?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15699
15700
>>15698
Read your fucking spell list.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15700
>>15699
i did fag.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15701
15702 15703 15706 15714
>>15698
Hallow is the beefiest. You can research and create a better one, but that'll take time.
"If you wanna purify the Wicket, thats okay. Just leave the whorehouse alone K?"

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15702
>>15701
"i swear."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15703
15709 15712
>>15698
Just go house to house. You'de do it to purify from Jews, so why not from Demonic elements?

>>15679
I really wanted to hear this, or get some character development...

>>15701
"This ain't Amsterdam. We have standards"
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15704
15705 15707 15708
Use Meld stone daily to build multiple Confederate Battle Monuments all around Port Barry, and designate each one as holy.
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15705
>>15704
meant for >>15698

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15706
15709 15710
>>15701
>no comments on the date
I should have kept Torc a virgin
This gonna be a disaster
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15707
>>15704
THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15708
15711
>>15704
confederate and NSDAP Monuments coming up.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15709
15716 15717
>>15703
>having standards
Oh right
>>15706
In the style of the Legend of Bagger Vance
"Oh no sir, its been a disaster for a long time now"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15710
15716
>>15706
Don't worry, his wizard powers are not in danger >>15429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9c_KttvQPU
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15711
15713
Confederate-Monument.jpg
>>15708
It'll take quite a while to do, but the Stonewall will be pleased.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15712
>>15703
this actually pretty smart.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15713
15714
>>15711
>stonewall
>shows picture of general lee.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15714
15715 15718
>>15701
This.
Leave a spot for Thez, alright?
>>15713
I thought Stonewall was the guy next to him...
Let me sort out my folder.
>embarrassed
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15715
15721
>>15714
The whorehouse. Let the record show, the whorehouse is unsacred. Most unsacred. Degenerate even.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15716
15721
>>15709
Shit
>>15710
Oh, fuck off

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15717
15718 15719 15721
>>15709
hey gm can i go to the center of town and make a monement of hitler cutting off one of the heads of a gerorge soros hydra?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15718
>>15714
No, I could swear Stonewall is next to Lee in the Baltimore monument.
>>15717
>Didn't already do it
Don't forget to mark it as sacred.
>inb4, Soros sends antifa army to destroy it, but we build it back bigger and better
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15719
15720 15724
>>15717
>can't stop laughing
Go for it! Hitler is nao cutting off one of Soros' hydra heads,... cuz we all know he's a hydra
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15720
15724 15730
>>15719
There should be other globalists as its heads, Rockefeller already being cut off.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15721
15722 15724 15725 15730
304164__safe_artist-colon-dawnmistpony_rainbow dash_cute_filly_my little dashie_scrunchy face_toy.png
>>15717
Fountain in the central plaza

>>15715
So we can purge it

>>15716
It's okay, I tried and failed to woo Trollestia, and holy hell this unicorn has been and will continue to be difficult
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15722
15724
>>15721
I did not mean to post that picture
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15723
15726 15727 15730 15732
GM, how's the date going?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15724
15728
>>15720
>>15719
this
>>15721
>>15722
its adorable
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15725
15732
>>15721
Don't purge Thez's hang-out.
You have your grill, she has her whorehouse.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15726
>>15723
i also wish to know.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15727
>>15723
Say something: make her laugh.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15728
15729 15730
>>15724
oh and joseph stalin is a head too
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15729
15731
>>15728
Draw/shoop it for maximum holiness.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15730
15744
>>15720
Okay, rockefeller head on the ground
>>15721
>purge
At your peril
>>15723
Its going marvelously. Both of you have eaten, though nothing has been said. Awkwardly.
T> So what inspires a wildish Scotsman to take a unicorn on a 'date'?
>>15728
added
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15731
>>15729
on it.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15732
15733 15736 15738
>>15723
If Tourcil is actually getting a date, should I take Tracy on a date? would she accept?

I actually have not done that. There was that time when I was trying and failed to seduce Korak where she tagged along, but not a proper date

>>15725
I respect the sacrifices she made for the city, but she has her way of doing things, and I have mine. Replace the brothel with a Courthouse
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15733
15734 15737 15740
>>15732
Your going to really regret doing that if your serious.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15734
15735 15737
>>15733
the brothel, that is
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15735
15737
>>15734
Kek, you had to clarify
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15736
15740
>>15732
Sure, take her out, she'd love it, but the giant monster and obnoxious freak don't make for the best atmosphere on your part (she's slept through worse).
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15737
15739 15740
>>15733
Seriously this
>>15734
>>15735
kek
All this to-do about a whorehouse, while a crazy mutant gigantor dog strolls about the Football field,...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15738
15740 15741
>>15732
i will give you super cancer in your asshole if you touch that building.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Contagion
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15739
15740
>>15737
Isn't the football field supposed to be sacred?
Sounds like a duty for a Paladin.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15740
>>15733
We don't have to burn it. We can just demolish it

>>15736
>>15737
Probably should do something about that

>>15738
Oh come on! I pulled a knife out of your asshole

>>15739
I hate to say this, but yes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15741
15743 15749
>>15738
>Forgetting Paladin is immune to disease
Use Mark of Justice to screw him over if he bulldozes the brothel.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15743
>>15741
fug..
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15744
15745 15746 15747 15749 15751
>>15730
"You saved my life, besides..."
Torc realizes this is the first meaningful relationship he's had in years
"I love you"
Hopefully your guys' autisim detectors are off, or you might get an overload warning
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15745
15748 15749
>>15744
waaaay too soon
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15746
15748 15749
>>15744
>Copious amounts of high-pressure sketties erupt from Torc's pockets, but magically land on the couple's plates
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15747
15748 15749
>>15744
>droping the l word on the first date
bad move
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15748
15758
>>15745
>>15746
>>15747
>he's been living in a cave for years with no outside interaction, what do you expect
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15749
15750 15754
>>15741
No no, let him do his thing. I promise it won't ever come around and bite him in the ass. I'm sure of it. ^_^
"WHAT... ARE... YOU"
Shush now, I got this.
>>15744
>love
Whoa,... whoa,... whoa. Really? Gah!
>>15745
This
>>15746
This
>>15747
And this
Im belaying T's response for the moment.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15750
15752 15753
>>15749
can i go to ben really quick?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15751
15754
>>15744
So... many... responses...
>GM has aneurism
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15752
15753
>>15750
Yes, please please go to Ben
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15753
15755 15760
>>15752
>>15750
Follow, just for the sake of bullying Ponimaru.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15754
15757 15765
>>15749
>>15751
Guys, Torc didn't talk to anyone for years, was in a cave, and studied memes for the love of god!
Do you expect him to handle a date well?

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15755
15756
>>15753
"Um... Tracy. Do you want to..."
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15756
15761
>>15755
"Where?"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15757
>>15754
true.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15758
15759 15767
>>15748
T> O_O That was highly unexpected. You must realize that confessions and revelations of such sort tend to make the situation awkward?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15759
15767
>>15758
Better learn spaghetti-bending, Torc...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15760
15762
>>15753
Ponimaru spends most of his time in the stable, practicing stealth. You didn't notice cuz he's gotten alot better.

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15761
15763 15766
>>15756
"The best Taco Bowls are made at Trump Grill. But I'm going to have to recommend the Angus steak. Or perhaps you'd prefer the bob veil. The calves are kept in an extra-inhumane condition, and their suffering really pays off in the tender flavor"

Legit has no idea what Tracy likes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15762
15765
>>15760
>now I know about it
How many ranks?
>was going to use Handle Animal to force him to gain ranks in it anyway
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15763
15764 15766
>>15761
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15764
screenshot_2015_12_11_at_9_20_53_am___edited_by_pinkiepiethefirst-d9jr3xa.png
>>15763
"Um... Sorry. I was trying to impress Tracy... Get her to be less mean to me..."
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15765
15769
>>15762
Undetermined yet, but he's lvl 5 nao and training to be a ninja pone.
>>15754
Troll thinks for a moment. "Waiter, I'm going to need a drink. The green stuff." Turns back to Torcuil.
"What's your game?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15766
15768 15771
>>15761
>Asking Element of Unoriginality what she likes
Tracy has no class or sense of taste anyway, so she's just happy with whatever you want to go with, so long as she feels you're excited and being genuine but she likes steak
"Steak sounds wonderful!"
>>15763
[hungry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15767
15770 15777
>>15759
Way ahead of you
>>15758
Torc glows red enough to cause a severe fire concern
He then wonders how much stabbing himself in the leg would hurt compared to this
T>"I... I guess I don't have a game. Its nothing, I'm sorry. If you want, you can go ahead and leave."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15768
15772
>>15766
Goes to the Trump Grill with Tracy

"You're gonna love all of the fine crafted marble, the spacious interior"

Looks directly at her

"Would you like to see the cutlery?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15769
15778
>>15765
Next chance she gets, Tracy will subject him to days of torturous dress-up play to make him gain 4 ranks in Disguise.
Then she'll use a Handle Animal skill finish training him enough to prestige class as Assassin
(she has enough ranks to train him to kill on command with a good check, right? That should be enough to take one level in the class)
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15770
15773 15775
>>15767
*leaves*
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15771
15774
>>15766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd8bQYD5I5I
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15772
15778
>>15768
>cutlery
*wing-ding eyes*
[excited pony noises]
"I would love to!"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15773
>>15770
The spagetti is physically paining me, but it's to in character to stop
jX/y2
?
No.15774
15776
[1d20 = 17]
>>15771
*vanishes into thin air*
*Another poisoned sneak-attack in the butt before disappearing again*
*vanishes again*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15775
>>15770
*follows*
96Ajs
?
No.15776
15779
[1d20 = 19]
>>15774
grapples the split second your in the air
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15777
15781
>>15767
T> Leave? Is that what you're expecting? Or perhaps, is that what you're aiming at? Oh no!"
The waiter drops a drink that's purple, instead of green.
"I'm sorry,... miss,... we had this crazy bitch who drank all of our green shit."
T> Its fine. <drinks it all in one swig> NAO.
Both hooves stomp on the table.
T> For you to say you love me, indicates that you're experiencing a number of neuro-peptides, which cause you to extatically perceive the world in a particular manner. Your statement suggests a relative saturation, which is charming except for your portrayal.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15778
15780
>>15772
goes to restaurant and shows her knives, bragging about the quality the whole time

>>15769
Trumpaladin has such an obscene number of ranks in sense motive that he can tell what Tracy is thinking after a couple minutes

Looks excited with an almost evil grimace on his face at Tracy

"If you're looking to Train a horse army, I can have horses imported from far away, any kind you want"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15779
15783
>>15776
>grappling a ghost
>not even casting a spell to keep her from jumping planes
lol
*disappears in butthurt fingers with a wink*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15780
15782
>>15778
She didn't tell you about that, so I'll ignore that. She doesn't even know it herself yet. This is just bullying Ponimaru for the sake of bullying.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15781
15787
>>15777
Torc>Pretty sure all my "neuro-peptides" are dead with how stupid I am tonight
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15782
15783
>>15780
18 ranks in Sense Motive
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15783
15784 15786
Love conquers all.png
>>15779
>mfw 20th caster level Etherealness at will
[smug ghost-pony noises]
>>15782
And you sense her thinking about forcing Ponimaru into hilarious outfits like a birthday party animal, for no other reason than that she wants to
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15784
15785
>>15783
"So you like dressing animals?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15785
15788 15793
>>15784
"Not really. It's fun to mess with him."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15786
15790 15793
>>15783
>She doesn't want to form an army of ninja horses with him
*Sad Megalomaniac noises*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15787
15789 15790 15792
>>15781
T> Quiet! So, you didn't have a plan after all. You're just going deat-of-your-kilt then. Bad idea. Let me just tell you this, it doesn't matter what you're feeling. Feelings are good, but acting on them - and ESPECIALLY - describing them, are going to get you nowhere. WAITER!"
Another drink is promptly dropped on the table, which is almost immediately drank.
T> You're supposed to try and incite the 'girl' to a state of extatic perception where SHE feels like you describe. You're supposed to,... oh hell. WAITER! Close the restaurant!
"Um, but miss,..."
T> CLOSE IT
>rape

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15788
15791 15793
>>15785
"Didn't you like stsb him before or something? Do something humiliating with his hide?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15789
15805
>>15787
Did he just get a horn up his ass?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15790
15791 15805
1538723__safe_screencap_fluttershy_a health of information_spoiler-colon-s07e20_carousel (tv channel)_cropped_pony_swamp fever.png
>>15786
>>15787
tfw im the only party member not on a date.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15791
15795
>>15788
>He has no way of knowing that
"...I just like to bully weebs."
>>15790
I really want to go on a mission to the lower planes.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15792
15794
>>15787
What the hell just happened?
Actually, I don't want to know.
Fuck this for now, I'm going to bed
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15793
15803
>>15788
Not just stab, she gutted him from head to toe.
>>15786
There's already a (small) army, but he's (Ponimaru) the only hoers.
>>15785
It is

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15794
15796 15803
>>15792
Fuck this is what just happened. I could explain it technically, but for now Torcuil is getting violently humped.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15795
>>15791
I thought it was talked about? I know you admitted to killing the horses, But I was just hoping just how embarrassing Ponimaru's initial death was was spread around so he could be made fun of

"They are indeed fun to bully"

"Want to tell me about yourself?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15796
15797 15798 15802
>>15794
Oh...
Oh god
This isn't what I had predicted at all
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15797
15800
>>15796
It makes a certain degree of sense, given Troll's personality and 'status' in the hoers world.

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15798
>>15796
He's not a virgin anymore at least,....
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15799
Though he wasn't the dom Xp
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15800
15801
>>15797
so is he the girl?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15801
>>15800
Lets just say she was leading the dance.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15802
15804
TOURCIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>15796
I thought I would piss her off that much but I'm really surprised you did it
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15803
15805
>>15793
She slashed him straight from shoulder to seem (was immitating samurai-kill, but didn't expect perfect roll)
>>15794
I see why she was suspicious of alcohol

...God dammit! I wanted them to have a "normal" date, but I can't let another equine out>rape Tracy..!
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15804
>>15802
She's initiating tonight. Be prepared.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15805
15807 15808 15810
>>15803
Better step up your game. I didn't plan that, but it made sense given the context and all
>>15790
"Don't worry I'nis, its only a matter of time" tail whaps the ground
>>15789
No, that's just for rowdy paladins.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15806
15810
"Tracy, do don't want to tell me about yourself, or your day? Pony Things?"

*Sad Flashy noises*
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15807
>>15805
[lonely minotuar noises]
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15808
>>15805
A horn up the ass sounds a lot more pleasant than whatever happened to Tourcil
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15809
15814
I'm goign to sleep, I'll deal with the horny ass unicorn in the morning
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15810
15811 15812 15814 15824
Untitled.jpg
>>15805
Sorry, Trump's faggot. No character development tonight: I'd be doing her character a great injustice if I allowed her to be out>raped.
>>15806
"Well, that sounds really great, but I'm not the best at explaining things like this.."
*pretends to down a pitcher of alcohol, but doesn't actually drink it because she doesn't want to hurt her baby*
[pseudo-tipsy hoers noises]
".. ~Why don't I show you..?"
*Gets up and assumes hybrid shape*
"My way."
>looming shadow of horny hoers
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15811
>>15810
>hybrid shape = light warhoers

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15812
15813 15814
>>15810
MOUNT WARHORSE
jX/y2
?
No.15813
15815 15816
[1d20 = 13]
>>15812
>no ride check
*grapple the man and drag him into the shadows*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15814
15822
>>15809
Oh, you'll deal with the horny unicorn all night long. Couldn't resist.
>>15810
>>15812
And now I get why Germanon called this the gay bath-house
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15815
15817
1335324.png
>>15813
Magic boots to NPC ally
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15816
>>15813
You forgot Nicholas Cages's greatest weakness

As a free action, call,
THE BEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk
jX/y2
?
No.15817
15818 15819
[2d20 = 16]
>>15815
>implying you have allies
First, intimidate check on any suicidal faggot who dare to interfere
Then, improved Bull Rush to push him against the wall and kiss forcefully
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15818
>>15817
Awww shart...!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15819
15820
>>15817
And, she trips over herself

Trumpaladin goes home, realizing why he didn't want to marry her in the first place
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15820
>>15819
>implying you can escape
Track him home, lurking.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15821
15823 15828
"That's not how you woo a man, Tracy"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15822
15823
>>15814
Combat ERP is that ga- oh who am I fucking kidding...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15823
15825
I'm SO glad I decided Kefka fell asleep for all this.
>>15822
Yes, no
>>15821
>rape (just a suggestion)

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15824
15828
>>15810
"I am really disappointed in you Tracy. And your faggot too"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15825
15827 15828
>>15823
Can we have one horse, just one, who isn't psycho?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15827
>>15825
Mayb...
>>15826
And there you just killed it.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15828
15829 15830
1508872911511.png
>>15821
>we'd be over by now if you'd just grabbed her by the pussy earlier
[confused hoers noises emanate from every direction as you walk home]
>>15824
How would you play a >rape-proned character?
>>15825
NO!!!
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15829
>>15828
>NO
This, the non-psycho hoerses are the domestic ones.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15830
15831 15832
>>15828
Is she amenable to being violently raped herself?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15831
15833
>>15830
O.O I'm not sure you're up to the level of >rape that could subdue Tracy,... I'll leave that to her faggot
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15832
15833
>>15830
You have to be REALLY violent, desu, but that wouldn't be very Paladin-like and it could hurt the baby...
Better to go to bed and wait until she inevitably teleports into your room, and then just endure.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15833
15834
>>15831
I feel like she'd say "you just ruined it by asking first. How the fuck is it rape if you ask first"

>>15832
Don't worry, I won't target the womb area when I beat the ever living fuck out of you, and then fuck it back in
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15834
15835 15837
>>15833
Where is your character?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15835
15840
>>15834
Probably going back home
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15836
15838 15839
>Its fine
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15837
15840
>>15834
If yours ran full charge at a wall, and then rolled a 1, she's probably in a hospital
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15838
1283725__safe_artist-colon-henyoki_oc_oc-colon-brownie bun_oc only_eye reflection_faic_fire_property damage_solo_this is fine_uncanny valley.png
>>15836
pic
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15839
15842
>>15836
>MEANWHILE AT THE JEWler SHOP
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15840
15841
>>15837
She could just phase through the wall.
>>15835
In bed?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15841
15843
>>15840
Not if she were intending to plant a kiss. She rolled a 1

>>15840
Sitting and thinking about how disappointed he is in Tracy. It's like she wants to stay single forever.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15842
15848
>>15839
"Hey there and welcome to NOT what is going on elsewhere in thread! Can I interest you in blah de blah blah, just to further divert attention from blah blah. Can I interest you in blah? If not we have a lovely selection of blah. Please peruse the blah to your heart's content. Blah blah, praise Football"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15843
15844
>>15841
Bull Rush is a maneuver to push a target 5 feet; that means she would've had 5 feet to save herself.
>>15841
If your character isn't about to go to bed, I'm going to do other things.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15844
15845 15847
>>15843
I'm guessing none of those things involve being an attractive potential waifu
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15845
15847
>>15844
It matters what your kink is.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15846
Gosh... Chikun was kind of right...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15847
15849 15850
>>15844
"I'm disappointed in you Tracy"

>>15845
Unless you want to get punched repeatedly, chocked by your dog collar, and maybe strung up by it, well, I'm not sure I have anything to offer you
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15848
15854
>>15842
infernuis wish to comminsion a piece.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15849
15852
>>15847
And if she does?
sorry, too easy
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15850
15851 15852
>>15847
Unf.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15851
15855
>>15850
The amulet will ensure that her fetus gets all the oxygen it needs.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15852
15853
>>15849
>>15850
I can also try to drown her I guess
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15853
15858
>>15852
>amulet works under water
Unf.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15854
15856
>>15848
"I'll be happy to oblige. What did you have in mind? Are we talking a piece to be enchanted, or perhaps some bling for style and aesthetics?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15855
15858
>>15851
I'm sorry, but if you want a realistic experience, you're going to have to take it off. Where is the thrill otherwise? Don't worry, the child can go longer without blood than you can
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15856
15857 15861
Milllion_Dollar_Championship.jpg
>>15854
"me actually bring drawing with me here you go"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15857
>>15856
but instead of dollar signs they are swastikas
jX/y2
?
No.15858
15859 15860
[1d20 = 3]
>>15853
Also, endurance feat (extra check on constitution while holding breath)
>>15855
>the child can go longer without blood than you can
This isn't even close to true.
"You'll have to grab me first, ~Flashy."
*grapples*
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15859
>>15858
Why do all my >rape attempts keep failing?
Your turn.
tAR7W
?
No.15860
15863 15864
[1d20 = 11]
>>15858
*sighs*
Grapples, and shackles
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15861
15866
>>15856
"Hmmmm, a diamond-encrusted bracelet,... or garter,... or wherever one decides to put it... on the body. Well, mounting the stones will take some time (there's >100), but its not outside my skillset. Is this a rush order, or are you flexible for time?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15862
15864
"Um... Are you sure you want to do this?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15863
>>15860
Oh! OH! Thats gonna sting. I know, you MAY know, but that was NOT inconsequential. Carry on. ^_^
jX/y2
?
No.15864
15865 15869
[1d20 = 12]
>>15860
You have no shackles!
momentarily phases out of your grasp and grapples again
>>15862
"Show me what you're made of, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15865
15867
>>15864
>phases
Um no
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15866
>>15861
its a belt, me have time also why is big lizard in the football field?
jX/y2
?
No.15867
15868
[1d20 = 2]
>>15865
She can't do that?

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15868
15870
>>15867
anti magic shackles
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15869
>>15864
Hold on, I'm filling up a pale of water
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15870
15871 15872 15874 15875
>>15868
Those are in the vest, which is in the bag, he'd have to roll a 50+ Sleight of Hand check to pull them out.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15871
>>15870
there were 2 sets
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15872
15876
>>15870
>Implying I didn't start the grapple holding them
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15873
15876
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Dimensional_Shackles
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15874
15877
>>15870
>Refering to the D&D rules set every single turn to try to do BDSM Erotic Roleplay
I'm not that autistic, and I am not playing that game
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15875
15878
>>15870
They must have slipped out
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15876
15877 15879
>>15872
You don't even have the Skill to pull them out of the bag, even I can't make a pickpocketing check like that.
>>15873
I know what they do.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15877
>>15876
>Talking about skills bullshit
Please see >>15874

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15878
15880
>>15875
Well someone is getting >raped tonight...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15879
>>15876
I hope you excuse my cheek when I say,... for the third time Shhh, don't fight it
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15880
15881 15883 15884
>>15878
Yeah, Tourcil. I can act out murdering you though if you like
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15881
>>15880
humans strange.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15882
15885
Which legs did he apply the shackles to?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15883
15885
>>15880
>Torcuil
Wut?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15884
>>15880
Torc is in the process of being >raped.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15885
15886 15887
>>15883
He was raped

>>15882
Which ever disable you and leave you unable to attack
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15886
15887 15889
>>15885
>four legs
Pick a pair, because the rodeo is starting now.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15887
15891
>>15885
>unable to attack
That was never part of the 'bargain', those just eliminate teleport/phase/w/e shenanigens
>>15886
Lets assume the forelegs.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15889
15890 15902
>>15886
Nah, I think I'll just leave you shackled and tied up, probably hanging from the ceiling by your dog collar, as I go to sleep because I have class at 8AM tomorrow
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15890
15892 15893 15894 15902
>>15889
How do you rig a 1.5 ton animal to the ceiling?
>no Use Rope Skill
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15891
>>15887
Hmmm... Nah. I don't like these terms. Chain the bitch up and hang her from the ceiling. I'd like to waterboard her, but I am tired and value sleep more
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15892
15895
>>15890
>Still thinks his D&D bullshit will help him
Tie rear legs next and now she's disabled
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15893
>>15890
I'll just tighten the collar to where she is constantly strangled. Swipe her Bowler hat and her amulet in the process
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15894
>>15890
Ooh. I'll take your bracelets as well. I like those
jX/y2
?
No.15895
15896 15902
[3d20 = 48]
roll to pick locks this round
>>15892
>attack of opportunity
*buck with both hooves*
tAR7W
?
No.15896
15898
Flash_Sentry_ID_S4E11.png
[3d20 = 29]
>>15895
Bees
Quick draw Vanderiem

Slash, Slash, Slash at your hooves with Vanderiem
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15897
Really.gif
Why am I dignifying this? Go to sleep

I'm going to sleep
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15898
15899 15901
>>15896
>Ouch
Which hooves?
>*picked lock*
*phase through the ground*
Take regen potion once reaching floor beneath

USER WAS SHACKLED FOR THIS POST
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15899
15900 15901
>>15898
Yeah no. I'm going to sleep. You are tied up and shackled because you fucked with a guy stronger than you, took risks, and they didn't work
Anonymous
dlV40
?
No.15900
15901
>>15899
lol
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15901
15902
>>15900
>>15898
>>15899
"Engagement's over Tracy"
C2K+p
?
No.15902
15906 15907 15908
[5d8 = 2010]
Sigh. Are we going there? Are we REALLY going there? Okkay, but just note that this was not my idea.
>>15889
It will take a few rounds to accomplish this since it wasn't arranged in advance.
>>15895
Tracy's pick lock skill can't be over 18, so those 18s don't make it (DC 40)
>>15890
I'm wondering that too
>>15901
Out of nowhere, a purplish hand clutches Trump's.
"What did I say?"
"JYUKEN"
not sure the dice will work, but its 5d8x10
Steam and magic roiling off her, she admonishes. "You fucks! I leave you alone for,... how long has it been? I don't even know how long its been. I leave you fucks alone and this is the sort of shit you get up to! For FUCK'S sake! I though I was gonna jump in to fight the Terrasque with you guys, but NOOOOOO. I gotta jump in to keep you from tearing your fucking eyes out! OOoooh. I give you credit for surviving this far, and doubly for killing Korak (I was hoping for the opportunity) but this,... this is beyond the pale."
Thez is back by the way, and not to pleased about it.
Shall we adjourn?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15903
15904
The dice didn't work the way I wanted, but Trump is knocked the fuck out
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15904
15905
>>15903
I was going to reply to Thez, but okay
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15905
15908
>>15904
You're welcome to,... except Trump is KTFO
Drunk, stupid nerd
qP4DI
?
No.15906
>>15902
...Sorry...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15907
>>15902
oh she goes to trump first huh? i see.
[jealous minotuar noises]
tAR7W
?
No.15908
15909
>>15902
>>15905
"I hope you don't think I wanted it to be this way. Nor do I think it had to be this way. But here we are"
\r
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15909
15911
>>15908
>pokes Trump with the stick so he's awake.
"Oh really? It didn't have to be this way but just is? "Take off the necklace, it'll be fine!" How long HAVE you been planning this? Since my faggot allowed you those shackles? BEFORE perhaps? OOOOOOHHH!"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15910
15911 15912
"YOU'RE not off the hook either!" um, she's pointing at me,....
I'd uh, tell you about her appearance and such
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
"Fucking ROCKWELL you lot! For a day now you've sat and dramatized, while an incredibly large wrecking-ball of a monster sat in your Football stadium! "Oh nevermind that, we're going to go on a date"! I want to tear your guts out!"
Should I mention she's
"I SAID"
K
"Its a DAMN fine thing that Kefka is bored, tired, and asleep, and HOPEFULLY no one gets wind that I ceased the travel-ban cuz otherwise Heaven, Hell, and all things in between can and will rain down on this world and these people. I HOPE your little drama was worth it!"
She finds Infernius.
"YOU. ME. WUBS. NAO"
...
...and with that,... lets conclude the session.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15911
15917
>>15909
>>15910
"You know damn well it's not the shackles or the neckless

I treat her on a date, it's going well so far, but when I ask her to tell me about herself - because she's been reticent to open up in any way - what does she do? She transforms into a goddamn monster to try to rape me. She charges at me to try to pin me on the wall, but misses and hits the wall instead and hurts herself. Date is over, I go home after trying to calm down the other patrons in MY restaurant. Oh did I mention? She specifically tried to intimidate all of the other guests in the restaurant. But I am home and I tell her I am very disappointed, and what does she do? She comes into my room and tries to grapple me to do the same damned thing as before. She fails - again - and I grapple her and shackle her, having had about enough of this. And THEN what does she do? She fucking kicks me with both hooves and tries to get free so she can planar jaunt bullshit to attack me. No. Just no.

Tell me. Would you date that? Would you marry that? No. You'd send that to prison. Which is exactly what I did. It cannot work between us.
tracy asked repeatedly about the monster and you said don't worry about it
Drunk, Stupid Nerd
6PwDP
?
No.15912
15913 15914
>>15910
Ok...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15913
15915
>>15912
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15914
>>15912
you're unbanned
Drunk, Stupid Nerd
6PwDP
?
No.15915
15916 15919
>>15913
Tracy's faggot: I got b8, because salt.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15916
15917
>>15915
>salt
Because I'm not putting up with your autism while I have class in less than 8 hours
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15917
15918

Sorry I'nis, it'll just be a sec
>>15911
"And hasn't it occurred to you that that's how she shows affection? That maybe she hasn't been conditioned to behave or act or express emotions in the 'normal' way people or ponies do so? You're trying to hold her to a standard she can't fulfill, and then ostracizing her when she doesn't. That doesn't sound very much to me like a conscientious leader!
>>15916
Sleep, this is a lecture in its own right, and there won't be any combat until next weekend.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15918
>>15917
"She has no affection or love"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15919
15920
>>15915
"And you! Maybe some people don't LIKE being pinned to a wall! Maybe some people like the idea that they're participating or - dare I say it - INITIATING intimacy or sexuality! I swear, I'm gonna have to beat all'y'all about the face and torso!"
Bad Pony
jX/y2
?
No.15920
15921
tfw bad girl3.jpg
>>15919
"....*whimpers*........"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15921
>>15920
D'aww. That's super cute
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15922
15923 15924 15925
I just want to say, aside from the chaining up I wasn't too offended by how things were going.
"Yeah, and that's ALSO the problem! In what world is that sort of shit acceptable? Do you REALLY think that condoning this type of thing is okay? Are you that much of a sick pervert that you'll allow a pregnant mare to get strung up to the rafters?! OOOH I'm so mad right now! You! (pointing at Infernius) Show me that there that there so I calm down.
She storms off with Infernius.
The scene is dead silent.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15923
15925 15927
>>15922
> that there that there
what did you mean by this?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15924
15925 15927
>>15922
"She was intending to attack me and do far worse while I was vulnerable. There was no other way, and I had no other options"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15925
15926
>>15922
[shocked and frightened pony noises]
>remembers
*offers horn*
>>15923
"...... You stupid bovine..."

*Goes to bed irl*
>>15924
She never tried to cut your legs off,
faggot.

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15926
>>15925
Oh yeah, the hacking. Okay that was too far. But was salty from the hoof attack
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15927
15928 15930
>>15923
Uhm, she's talking about your now 11",.... Please don't make me go into further detail.
So yeah. Thez is back, just in time to fight the nerd and his psycho-dog, while also preventing the party from cutting legs off and all other sorts of degenerate shit.
>>15924
Lesson learned, sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15928
15929
>>15927
>sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity
Definitely regretting all instances

Honestly though, I thought I would be forced to call in Thez because of a break down in group cohesion much earlier. So she can be angry but the situation was and is bad and she really should be grateful it took this long to break down completely.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15929
>>15928
Fair point, and (though not explicit) the compliment is noted.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15930
15932
>>15927
they dont call it the gay bath house for anything
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15931
Now I'M going to sleep, cuz I have to be up in 5 hours. G'night, and don't get knocked out! (too late for some Xp)
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15932
>>15930
LESS TALK, MORE,....
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15933
sig-4670161.sig-4667393.e1e6c5d70e34f502dcfdcf55f0c3727c.gif
I'm sorry...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15934
15935
"... I swear to Hitler these faggots,... all it would have taken is a few well-placed"Hmmm, what do YOU think?" or maybe a bit of "I have a differing opinion, how can we accommodate one another?" and thus avoid cutting fucking legs off! I've met demons that were more reasonable when going about THEIR business than these FUCKS. Seriously, this is entirely the sort of situation I was hoping to avoid and NOW who knows WHAT is gonna happen and of course my faggot is going to be bitching 'cuz all fucking day long he's gonna be assessing thresholds of possibility and concocting what "should/would/is" happening, and of course that's going to mean a giant fucking shit-storm for all involved,...." she'll be less pissed after some coffee.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15935
1506217145105.png
>>15934
>>tfw you convert your waifu
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15936
>the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
LIES
Stupid Nerd Who Learned His Lesson
jX/y2
?
No.15937
a9266d8135f6f3f7981999ed73271ae5.jpeg
>wake up hung over
>Really wish I had classes Monday to distract me from doing retard crap like this on lonely Sunday nights
>Finally recover memory
>read thread
>Oh_shit.jpg
>Torc get's date>raped after spilling all his spaghetti
>Tracy's faggot had the retarded idea to spoil a date by trying to out>rape Troll
>shit goes sour immediately
>party, after weeks of passive-aggressive boiling, finally descends into anarchy
>multiple >rape attempts made, because I'm that fucking retarded
>horsing-around escalates into meaningless violence
>then the sword comes out
>Wtf.webm
>Thez kicks down dimensional door
>OhShitShesBack.jpeg
>gives everyone a brutal, but deserved tongue-lashing
>still pissed as fuck
>Bull has to be sacrificed (willingly) to appease the wrath of the Pit Fiend
>Travel band suspended
>Cosplaying Freak is still waiting for his lunch money, with his mean dog
>Whats_Going_To_Happen_Now.png
W E W
E
W
I'm sorry... I do love you all for this shit though (no homo)
Anonymous
6Q/p7
?
No.15938
15939
...O.O..
Anonymous
VFaAx
?
No.15939
>>15938
I'm watching you
Trumpaladin's Faggot
VFaAx
?
No.15940
15941 15944
I have a hell of a lot of things I want to say, but I would rather see what others have to say first
Flowchart Faggot
wY00c
?
No.15941
>>15940
This...

Yeah.. I haven't really been the best sport recently.. or at all...
Scottish faggot
Ym655
?
No.15944
15947 15949
>>15940
Uh idk, what are we supposed to say?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15947
15949 15952 15953
>>15944
Idk. I'm waiting for someone else to say something.
Trumpaladin's Faggot
tAR7W
?
No.15949
15955
>>15944
I have a lot to say about that godawful date last night and why you deserved that outcome, but I don't have a problem with you

>>15947
Wall of text coming
What I want to say, part 1
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15952
15954 15955 15965 15974
I guess I’ll start with what I’ve been doing that is inappropriate and over the line.

I know I have been abusing my position as an imageboard moderator by doing things against those who piss me off. This includes changing the flags of, well, basically everyone on an occasion two weeks ago. Likewise, I threatened bans. I also actually did ban Tracy’s faggot (from the vx board for 8 hours) to stop the character fight last night. This is an unfair use of powers entrusted for different purposes, and I am sorry. (Although mods always reserve the right to bully with flags.

I’ve also been editing GETs because I am still salty that Atlas banned me from regular GET theft… Sorry

Also, I'd like to apologize for the following text, because it's pretty emotional and autistic
>>15947
There’s really exactly one person here who pisses me off, and that is you
You’ve been given extreme liberties with what you can do with your classes, which pisses me off because you are such a hypocrite about what the rules do and do not permit, and because you’ve used these powers mostly to fuck over other players. Most of your powers relate to what in D&D terms is known as “wild shape,” a level five druid ability, which you shouldn’t have because you are not playing as a druid. Except that you are not using level 5 wild shape, because a cauchemar is “huge,” and that is limited to Druids of class 15 or higher. The particular class of entity you are transforming into – cauchemar – is a creature the D&D rules don’t seem to permit transformation into, but the closest analogy is the “magical beast wild shape” epic feat, which is, well, an epic feat which requires “Wis 25, Knowledge (nature) 27 ranks, wild shape 6/day,” which makes it frankly a god-tier feat. You also don’t seem to have any limit to your transformations, so like an epic – level 20 druid. Remember that not even Korak was a level 20. Besides your epic druid powers, the power you’ve been using the most is Etheralness. You’ve been using this power mostly to be an asshole to the other players by stealing things and hiding the stolen loot, or by physically attacking other players. Were a normal player to try to obtain that spell – you know, by means other than fiating that you have a god-tier feat – they would need to be a level 9 Sorcerer. And you have zero ranks in being a sorcerer. They would also be limited to a small number of uses of the spell a day, but you are claiming at will transformation because of Cauchemar qualities. Except that – inexplicably – you are claiming at will ethernalness even while you are not in Cauchemar form. So you have a spell only a level 9 wizard could have from a feat only an epic druid could have that you use more often and under circumstances than either the epic druid or the level 9 wizard could. And at the same time as you are using your druid and sorcerer powers, you are making liberal use of the class powers you actually have ranks in – you use the stealth, lock picking, spot checking, and other powers of the Rogue class in. And besides these three classes, you also want powers in Blackguard. I want to add that even as the rules have been changed to give you the special powers you want to use to fuck over the other players, you then use these special powers to fuck over the other players to gain even more powers by stealing for yourself all of the special equipment. Even after you were called out for theft and kikery you took more power-increasing goods than any other individual.

But you’re not content to play by the new rules made specially for you, you want to violate them in your favor. You do this especially for the purpose of fucking other players over. You want to go ethereal in the same round as you do something else, like grapple loot that you want to steal, grapple a body that you want to steal, or grapple a player that you want to assault. But Etheralness requires a standard action under the rules. Grappling a body or whatever requires a separate action. So if you want to steal shit, you will need a round and a successful grab to take it, and then go ethereal in a different round. So yes, we have the chance to fight you back and stop you from stealing shit if we are playing by the rules. I also want to state again that Etheralness, unlike Etheral jaunt, allows the etherealness to be transmitted by touch, so yes, you can be grappled into not getting away. You also want to have weapons when you transform. But that isn’t permitted under D&D rules regarding wildshape. You lose all gear and equipment when transforming as it is melded into the new form. You want to attack with the rear hooves in Cauchemar form. But there is nothing in the rules saying that is permitted, it only says “two hooves” as weapons. You seem to want to transform in less than a full action, even though a druid’s wildshape takes a full action. The feats that allow for a quick transformation only allow you to transform into a creature that is permissible under 4 levels lower than your druid level, and I would like to remind you that you have zero levels in druid. You kept saying “but she’s 1200 pounds and charging, where does that weight go?” during the fight with Korak, apparently not understanding that D&D rules don’t give you more attack points for being heavy, and that Korak could have easily just moved three feet to the side to avoid it all. And yet last night, when you charged towards a wall attempting a grapple but rolled a one, you want to claim that she didn’t have momentum. No, you cannot have a horse who both is difficult to stop but also suffers no consequences when she charges at a wall and rolls a 1. She cannot go ethereal, that is not a free action. If Inferius can fall and break his legs, or if Trumpaladin can have his sword slip from his hands twice in the same battle, yours can hit a wall.
What I want to say, part 2
tAR7W
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No.15953
15954 15955 15965 15974
>>15947
The reason I care that you refuse to play by the rules is because you insist that everyone else play by the rules, and you get the rules wrong. You are constantly policing the actions of other players for whether it is within the d&d rules. You constantly say things like “you can’t use that spell,” or “that isn’t in your class” or like yesterday, when you first claimed that “wild empathy can’t allow you to know that” and then “sense motive can’t tell you that,” both of which were possibly wrong. On multiple occasions, you have complained when I do spot checks, because you claim that I am not playing a correct character class to do spot checks. You know, because if there is any one person who has any room to complain about powers not allowed by their chosen player class, it is you. Except that a paladin can do spot checks because it is an untrained power, so yes, I can do it. Yes, I know your character could do it better, but you’ve been playing as such an asshole that you split away from the main party on its quest for the specific purpose of fucking over other players, so you can’t be fucked to even show up so you can use the power. And if you were there, your character is such a malevolent liar that she couldn’t be trusted with whatever task. So I’m going to do the spot check myself.

And please, for the love of God, do not respond to this post with “but actually the D&D rules are…”. I don’t care. I do not want to spend vast amounts of time memorizing a set of rules that would never apply to my character, for the specific purpose of arguing with you. I don’t want to quibble about bullshit rules, because I already do that in real life. In Law School and my internship I have to study and memorize rules about anti-trust, ethics, copyright, administrative law, evidentiary law, relation-back under the statute of limitations, and other bullshit. I want to escape lawyering in my free time. I do not have to out lawyer you in every session so I can do an action the rules already permit, or to prevent your character from stealing from mine.

In gameplay your character spends probably easily half of all of her actions towards the specific goal of fucking other player characters over, specifically mine. She has attempted forcible rape on my character on three occasions. She has stolen the collective property of the party for personal use on two occasions, and while the unicorn was not “mine” in the strict sense, it was my plot element, and she went out of her damned way to steal that. She always secrets it away, and usually breaks from action where she is need to do that. She has physically attacked my character by kicking on two occasions, although these have context. She has lied to the party or me in big ways on two occasions. This is besides edgy actions that were arguably justified by humor and the situation, like stabbing Inferius in the asshole (twice), killing two horses, castrating Inferius, and so forth.

Yes I know you are playing as a character who is supposed to be a complete asshole. But there is an entire universe full of NPCs who deserve being a dick to. Be an asshole to them. You want to be a thief? Steal from someone that isn’t me? You want to be a liar? Lie to someone that isn’t me. You want to be a kidnapper? Kidnap someone who isn’t me (or my unicorn). You want to be a rapist? Well you’re banned from that outright, because no raping me and no sex with other characters. You say you want to play a Ghost Rider like anti-hero who does edgy evil shit that’s still technically morally justified in a way. That’s great, but Ghost Rider isn’t a movie about a guy who spends all of his time trying to be a complete asshole to Roxanne, his love interest. It’s a movie about a guy who is a dick to a couple guys that actually deserves it. So stop spending all of your time being a dick to me and the other player characters.

And if you are playing as the thief, well, remember that I am playing as the police officer. With all the shit you do to him and to others, there is no way in hell anyone honestly playing a lawful good alignment would not try to kill your character. Frankly I don’t think there is anyone who could be in the position of being lied to, stolen from, and so forth as many times as your character to mine, and not come to the conclusion that a duel to the death was the best option. I’ve tried to kill your character twice in game, but got blocked by Inferius both times. I had an opportunity last night to do a proper one on one duel and try to kill your character, and I regret not taking it. I chose to just prevent another rape attempt (after you had already done it earlier that night) and go to sleep instead.

The bottom line is that I would rather the RP be about a group going on adventures and doing things, than have to spend the whole damn time trying to stop your character from fucking mine over. It’s infuriating.
\r
Anonymous
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No.15954
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>>15952
>>15953
While I wish I could have phrased all of this in a way that were more actually persuasive and less invective, it at least gets my feelings out there
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15955
>>15949
Fuck off
>>15952
>>15953
Nigga I ain't reading that
But you are forgiven
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15956
15957 15959
Sorry for not joining when I said I would, but it looks way more complicated than what I first thought. I have written a small life history, perhaps a bit too little, but then again my character is a filly. Haven't thought of name or what skills it has.
>also been a bit busy lately
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15957
15958
>>15956
Well look what the rape drug in...
JK welcome back
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15958
15963
>>15957
Battle cry probably have to be "Not for sexual" just to be on the safe side.
Anonymous
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No.15959
15960 15963 15964
>>15956
No. It's not complicated at all. We're all total nufags to /tg/ games. It just became really dramatic at one point. Please join the fun.
Anonymous
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No.15960
15961
>>15959
But I am serious though
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15961
15962
>>15960
Let me build up the patience to actually read it first.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15962
>>15961
Don't be needlessly insulting
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15963
>>15958
Kek
>>15959
This

Anonymous
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No.15964
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>>15959
Is there an easy checklist I can use to choose traits from? Or is this something I let the GM decide? Haven't really thought out what the personality of the character is either.
Anonymous
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No.15965
15967
>>15953
>>15952
I agree with everything you said except the fact that you want to kill tracy.
Anonymous
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No.15966
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>>15964
We're not really constrained by rigid rules, but gm bases his stuff largely over 3.5e D&D. You don't need to be an expert though. He's been very accommodating so far.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:System_Reference_Document
>haven't really thought of personality
Just roll with the bants, m8. Better to have things revealed through gameplay.
Anonymous
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No.15967
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>>15964
I can refer you to the relevant parts of the D&D wiki if you can tell me what you want

>>15965
I was just pissy at the time writing it
Anonymous
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No.15968
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>>15966
>>15967
So if I look at the "For Players" section I should be able to find most info.
But is it enough to choose a class, or can my Filly be a bit I want to be a Baker on day and a Fireman the next, but perhaps have an inert skill that my Filly don't know what is yet?
>not sure how to play they way I described it
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15969
>>15964
Welcome back to the gay bathhouse, norway anon.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15970
>>15968
Serious gameplay won't start until Saturday, but we'll help you out with making a character.
>Baker on day and a Fireman the next
I don't see why not.
Anonymous
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No.15971
15972
>>15968
There are a set number of classes, generally based on martial style. You must chose from one of them
Anonymous
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No.15972
>>15971
I wonder what sad Alex would be.
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15973
>>15966
Mixed nuts:
50% memes
20% >rape
30% actual adventure
>>15968
I would just choose a class, do some leveling in a second maybe?

Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15974
16054
Welcome back Norway, I'll be at your service in just a moment.
>>15952
>>15953
I really don't have much to say in response, other than that you're right. I have been egregiously permissive with abilities and powers and such, particularly with Tracy. I hadn't thought it would be a big deal at first and then <poof> everyone started doing their own research and referencing, and I just kinda went with it.
Tbh, Thez was only pissed because it ruined the dramatic entrance she was going to make during the fight, and because though Tracy was totally asking for it, Thez is particular toward mothers and children. It was her idea that Tracy could get pregnant at all way back when.
I for one am not bothered by any of the mod shenanigens, particularly not the flag-bully; that shit makes me laugh tbh. Idk about bans though, that would probably piss me off.
All in all, I only see one glaring error in your spiel.
>Etherealness
19th level Monks can do it too.
no bully

All kidding aside, my biggest difficulty of late has been trying to transition the Game from a less rule-inclusive dynamic to a more rule-inclusive. I'm not talking about rule-cucking, I mean when we started I was relying almost exclusively on the dice and inspiration, but transitioning it as players become more fluent with the 'engine' has proven difficult. Additionally, I have a nasty tendency to miss occasional posts and/or get distracted by stuff going on with other players/interactions.
And lastly, I want everyone to have a good time and do (for the most part) whatever it is they want, with as little resistance as I can legitimately allow.
I would be a piss-poor liar if I even tried to deny that I've grown quite attached to everyone here - except you Norway, you gotta earn it kidding - as can be seen by the occasional triggered response or misinterpretation of what's happening on my part.

Anonymous
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No.15975
15977 15978 15983
It is not easy to pick a Class. It is like choosing a profession you will have for life, and I have never been god at that.
And also I might be over-thinking things, but I envision a Class also entails a playing style; i.e. an personality and not just battle tactics.
But I am an Earth pony/filly (I think) I could be Unicorn but not Pegasus or Princess (yet)
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15976
15979 15980
>>15968
Would you filly possibly be interested in obtaining evil powers and joining a rising, underground pony-supremacist cult, part time?
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15977
15980
>>15975
I'm playing an Earth pony too.
Decide what kind of character you want to be first, then think about classes later.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15978
15982
>>15975
Do you vidya?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15979
>>15976
I'm dead serious
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15980
15981 15983
>>15976
I think I want to keep my innocence and be a faithful cutiemark crusader.

>>15977
All I got so far is that the filly likes adventures.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15981
>>15980
This

*pets pony*
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15982
>>15978
What do you mean? The character or me?
I do some, but tilted towards casual, and arcade style games mostly lately, also point and click adventures have always been a genre I have liked.
I don't think my filly have played any games.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15983
15984 15986
>>15975
I ask the vidya question to see if I can cross reference aspects for easier dissemination. If you want to magic, you'd have to be a Unicorn. I'm not sure how true to MLP or D&D I would arrange it, and tbh I would go more with what you're more interested in playing. Tracy's character is entirely a D&D rogue (etc.) as far as stats are concerned, but appearance and interactions are as pone.
>>15980
Somehow, I suspected that's what you were talking about with the Baker and Firemen bit,....
There are 6 primary attributes:
Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma. We won't get into actual scores, but which of those six most appeals?
Anonymous
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No.15984
15985 15987 15990
>>15983
What could those attributes mean to him though if he doesn't know what they do? He should pick a class first

(Bard?)
Anonymous
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No.15985
>>15984
Or Monk maybe
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15986
>>15983
I would assume Charisma, Intelligence and Wisdom would be the main traits given the back story.. Will post story next post.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15987
>>15984
Well, as concepts they're pretty self explanatory, and if a particular stat is more appealing, that could help narrow down a particular class.
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15988
15989 15991 15993 15996
The back-story I have so far

>It was a stormfull night, lighting crackled through the skies. The chill from the autumn winds snuck in through the cracks in the walls. It was a night made by the Gods for an hero to be born.

>I can't remember much of my early life but I mostly stayed inside the barn like most Fillies until spring.

>Spring was awesome I got to play outside a lot, and run around and explore and shit. And it was then my taste for adventure was born. This was a life I could get used to.

>My taste for adventure grew and grew during that spring. And I started to venture further and further into the world exploring. It was on one of these adventures I got to experience the dangers of exploring for the first time. The night before the temperature dropped and the ground had frozen. I had some days before discovered an particular muddy part where I could make big splashes. An awesome game that I can highly recommend by the way. But since the ground was frozen I slid and fell. And instead of making splashes I twisted and hurt my ankle.

>Luckily the farmer who lived with me took me to see the doctor.
>And then I woke up here.
Anonymous
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No.15989
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>>15988
Aww... That's so sad
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15990
15992 15995
>>15984
We need a bard.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15991
15992
>>15988
>doctor
Kek
From your response to stats, my gut says Bard. Bards share a bit of traits with Thieves, Mages, and Paladins, and they live for adventure.
Anonymous
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No.15992
15994 15995 15996 16062
>>15989
>>15990
>>15991
Then Bard it is
Anonymous
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No.15993
15994 15997 16002
>>15988
Poor filly Infernuis sorry you hurt leg.
*hugs the little filly*
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15994
15996 15998
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>>15992
Huzzah!

By the way, forewarning, my character is abducting you and carrying you around everywhere he goes. Don't worry, not for sexual

>>15993
BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15995
>>15992
You dont have to be a bard if you dont want too.
>>15990
Damn it tracy i told you not to puck for people.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15996
16002 16009
>>15988
[maternal-instinct pony noises]
"That's... so sad.."
*hugs filly*
>>15992
Bard is most fun character. Jack-of-all-trades, and entertainer.
>>15994
Pervert!
Anonymous
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No.15997
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