Lets get to it.
T> I don't care, he's a slaver, and I will stop him
can me cast spells to help you?
"Thats fine, but the fights mine. I'm not letting a slaver control people again."
Odd, that op pic was deliberately a thumbnail, yet it appears in big. So much for the ants joke>>14316
This isn't the first time Korak's profession has hit a nerve
"If we have to fight Korak, we all fight Korak. But should we need to split between his soldiers and him, I think we can arrange that you and either I or Inferius are the ones who take him on. Also what Inferius said"
"I really hope we don't have to fight him though. It was difficult enough with all four of us, we really can use his knowledge and his power, and you see how much the townspeople love him. I also don't know if Tracy will show tonight"
Who is saying that?
no trump this could work if torc 1v1s korak and wins we might gain koraks respect.
"That's fine, that's fine. As I said, I think I can convince him to stop and do something else more profitable">>14319
Thez was sold as a slave as a child>>14322
"Actually Inferius, that's a very good idea. Let Korak challenge Tourcil to a duel in exchange for who knows what. Whoever wins, we win"
"He won't stop, trust me. I've seen it before"
"Have you ever seen me before? Has he?"
torc how you gonna fight him me need to know what spells to cast.
"Inferius, we may need your spells to compell him or to stop his men from aiding"
Ah, as GM.
Did I forget the slavery in the backstory? Well I'll fix that
>>14295 →>[sounds of magical sparks as hoofs connect]>we marefriends nao
What time is it in game time? Anyway, Tracy keeps leading Slovenia past the forest into the meadow, keeping a sharp sense out for potential threats, while getting to know the unicorn pony rambling the kind of girlish nonsense that girlfriends normally make with eachother, until she finally lands on the relevant topic of the worldly horses:
"... bla bla bla marestuff bla...
And so, as far as I've read and observed, the equines of this world aren't anywhere near the same as they are in Equestria. Aside from size and intelligence, the real difference is that they don't really have any organization: princesses, no towns or laws. They either work as livestock or bound about in the wild like animals. Some
of the unicorns seem to act like holders of authority, but it seems more like some sort of religious thing than anything else. And don't get me started on the "Earth" horses; they don't even have a trace
of magic inside of them.. bla bla bla more marestuff...
I could only wonder, if my child, as a foal, were born into a world like this, would it be considered chattel until it spoke up for itself? I want to make sure that my foal has the best upbringing possible, but in a world like this... bla bla bla ravings of a pregnant female bla bla bla..I know this is shitty, but it's the best I can do for now, in this state... I'll finish their chat and her propositions in a few minutes when I get this stuff out of my system, then move on to the next step.
Afternoon, and take your time.
why you not trick him into dueling torc alone?
"As I said before, if we can do this with no fighting, we don't fight. If this degenerates into an all out war, we fight an all out war. I am not sure if Tracy is coming back, so keep that in mind when determining if you want to get violent.
By diplomacy if possible, by force if necessary.">>14331
So no time to get the treasure?
"You want to know why I'm sick of this shitbag slaver?" Torc says, anger and sadness growing in his voice.
"(((they))) took over my land. Their dystopian ideology brought sorrow to me and my family. (((They))) enslaved the people that didn't agree with them. Slowly I learned about "Wallace's Army". We where going to try to tak bake our land. I became a member, and quickly climbed the ranks. We slowly gained more members, and started carrying out attacks against (((them))). Eventually one of our members was caught. He ratted us out, and we where ambushed at a meeting. I escaped, but my family was found and enslaved before execution. I tried to rescue them, but they where executed by a firing squad before my eyes. I promised my revenge against (((them))), and escaped to the mountains. There I learned of Meme Magic after finding some manuscripts in a cave. I studied for years but I became careless and was found by a patrol. I luckily escaped, thanks to my magic, but I was injured during the escape. I returned to my cave and passed out due to injury, stress and blood loss. And then I woke up in the pryamid."
Plenty of time, the tree is only few minutes away by tower.
"bla bla bla marestuff bla..
... and so, from the books I found at the tower, I learned quite a few things about this world. The equines here may be different from our kind, but under certain circumstances, they can be changed...
Tracy and Slovenia continue walking away from hoo-man civilization as Tracy's faggot suffers from crippling headaches
Tourcil, you were not here for this, but here is what I learned from Korak. Sechs confirmed it and it matches with what Thez told me.
There is a greater evil at work here. There is an arch mage who demands massive tribute from all lands and who kills at will. He rides the Tarrasque as a mount. This man is a slaver on a much, much grander scale than Korak. This man is this realm's incarnation of Bolshevism - the all inslaving ideology. This arch mage is this realm's version of "Wallace's Army." I do not think we can defeat him as we are now. We need help and allies. As you well know, Korak is an asshole, but he hates the mage, wants him dead, and he has power and resources. We need Korak as an ally to kill the Greater Evil. He has offered his ship, I think we can get more out of him, and at minimum we get information from him.
That is why we must keep Korak alive">>14336
that sad torc, me have similar story, infernuis was born just outside of Germaneigh,unfortuenantly for infernuis me was born cursed with red pelt.
because me cursed me never have friends,that make infernuis sadboy. all minotuar and even ponies used to bully infernuis when me was little.
this made infernuis mad so me go into mountains to get away from bullies. thats where infernuis see book under rock
it was book by Adolf Hitler. (infernuis have confession to make friends, me cant read but me can read book for some reason).
infernuis spend years getting redpilled in mountains.infernuis try to go home after awhile.to tell people truth about the (((griffons)))
but instead of getting told "infernuis you great" me get told "those griffons dindu nuffin theys good boys and the opressive minotuars need to stop being so racist."
talk go on for awhile and the news get to (((lord weimar))) he then have infernuis hanged for heresy. very sad story me know. that differnt book fom one i have now.
no cry trump, the fhurer wouldnt want you cry.
I hate asking for spoilers/reminders, did Trollestia say that that golf course back there was her territory/responsibility? I forget.. She, as a celestial charger, would be able to detect anything going on in her territory, right? Tracy loathes Trollestia and doesn't trust her at all, but she feels obligated to lead her to a place where she'll be safe from hoo-man civilization and predators, so what she said earlier could have impact on her course of action.
Fuck! My brain is melting.
Troll's grove is precisely that, a place where aminals are safe from hoomans
*stays strong for the Fuhrer*
>>14339>the redbull got red pilled
Torc thinks for a second before getting an...
"Sure, fine. But still let me figh....
Did you just call my army the bad guys, ye bloody bastard?"
Kek, I'm sure that was an indeliberate misinterpretation.
>>14343>doesn't want them to meet
Well fug.. A rational person would lead their new friend to the animal refugee camp, but Tracy... *holds temple in extreme pain*
.. She might do what's right.
Give me a few minutes to unwind.. In the mean time, I'd appreciate any response or personality background on Slovenia, especially her opinion on worldly horses and other equines.
we need plan guys how we deal with korak?
What do you mean 'doesn't want them to meet'? Troll is at the tower. Unless you burn the grove to the ground, she won't interfere.
"I may have misunderstood you, that's not important. What is important is that there is a reason Korak needs to survive and become an ally of ours. Maybe we can make it where he agrees to duel you in exchange for a promise - a promise we can enforce with magic if necessary. But in any event, let's delay fighting until we see just how amenable he is"In a distant dimension, an ancestor of Trumpaladin from Southern England smiles>>14347
There are a number of places you could keep her that no one would find her and you wouldn't need Trollestia
Troll is mlp unicorn and not actual horse, or have I been misunderstanding shit again.>>14350
Just let me fight him
This, also I don't think she would get along with Trollestia, if they ever got into a conversation.
"Just let me fight him" was said by Torc, he has an audible edge to his voice by this time, and he looks like he's begging
She is an MLP unicorn with Celestial Charger (unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs Nightmare) attributes.
i say you fight him!
"Obviously, we all go to the Football game. We will all be expected there anyways. I meet Korak and get a feel for him. I will try to convince him there and then, and should that not work, we'll do as I say in the circumstance">>14353
"Tourcil, I understand your pain, even if I never suffered as greatly as you, but for the greater good and to fight the greater evil, you may have to put your personal issues to the side tonight. Korak might want a duel, and it may come to pass that having you be the one who demands he end slaving is the best choice, but it may also not go down that way. We must be flexible, and we must be resolute in our task of preparing to fight Judeo-Bolshevism in all dimensions>>14354
Now I want to waifu her again
Pssst,... you want me to have Lenos head the tower for the tree?
"Inferius, things don't always go according to plan. We may fight him, we may not. Be patient and be temperate in emotions">>14357
While we are talking? Yes. Yes I do.
Torc looks Trump dead in the eyes
"Let. Me. Fight. Him."
no trump torc fight korak and thats te bottem line because infernuis said so.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo
"Let me talk to him first"
The tower starts moving in said direction.Popcorn intensifies
i shave my head and grow a goatee.
"Fine, you can talk. But any hostile action and I'm stepping in."
GM, how can I enchant an item to change in size at the players will?
For the ITEM to change in size? Uhm,....Book flipping intensifies
Yes, preferably a weapon
me can change your size.
Can you be more specific? Like, how small to how big?
Uhh, about 1 foot up to 4 feet.
So, you want to be able to pocket a weapon when not in use. What sort of weapon?
No, I want Torc's dagger to be able to become a full sized claymore
'Tell you what, I can think of two ways this goes down. The first way, my way, is that I encounter Korak at the pregame and start talking to him. As soon as I have a grasp on his emotions, I will make a plan from that point on. I will ask you all to be present, and please, above all else, be willing to do as I say. Yes, this would include stepping in if there is hostile action. If he asks to personally slay you, I will encourage him to do it in the form of a duel. You can then challenge him to end slaving. I will try to comfort him by telling him there are more profitable professions than slaving. At every point, we adjust the plan to the present circumstances.
Now, what we can do, is have Tourcil himself go to Korak, and challenge Korak to a fight. I personally believe Korak will be more willing to take a fair fight if the fight is public at the stadium, but who knows. If Tourcil challanges him at the ship, he may set his own conditions, but if he loses, I think he will have to surrender the elves. I will try to keep the men from intervening"
There's a couple of ways to accomplish that. If you want it integral to the item you'll need to enchant it, but otherwise you can change the size with a 1st level spell.
No, I, the faggot, do not want them to meet. I'll figure something out..>>14354
Wait, she's an MLP
unicorn? How big is she? Where is her cutie mark?
Fuck, everything is different now...>unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs Nightmare
Charger is objectively more powerful. Cauchemar is just physically beefy.
I'd prefer to enchant it, but if it can't be done before the battle I'll settle for the spell before the fighting
infernuis will open up a can of whoop ass.
GM, how much information can I pick up on a sense motive check next time I meet Trollestia?
Sorry, no one asked about cutie marks. At least I didn't make her an alicorn,...>>14375
"LENOS!!!" a shrill cry from the city can be heard from the butcher shop.
Is that in Town and we are in the tower?
Depends on the die roll. Anything from "Suspicious" to "You perceive ________". Tracy did a sense motive on the robots and with a 20 got the full rundown.
Yes. She's got a powerful voice.
whenever on whoever.
Woo hooI'm gonna disappear about 18est. So please be aware when my posting stops I'll be back in about 1-1:30 hours
Well, which characters are ponies and which are just regular horses then?
Also, how does a pony Charger's stats compare with a regular Charger (a pony is much smaller)?
"Excellent. I was very glad to have you when Tracy disappeared at the docks this morning... I was afraid that could have gone badly and I had no armor.">>14384
Well, Lenos is the one in charge of the tower. Would he mind if he investigated the source of the disturbance while we tried to get the treasure?
So far Tracy, Troll, and Slovenia are the only MLPonies, but won't be the last. As for stats, I'm keeping hers Charger 'cuz her character was 'always a charger' (in Game terms)
Disturbance? That was the butcher lady calling out what Torcuil wants and how to get it (size-changing sword)
I see. Have we arrived at the treasure and may we set the tower down to recover it?
infernuis was doing what was right.
Well I know Lenos is the person to ask
So Torc goes and finds him
>>14387>Trollestia is a pony
Well, that royally fucks up my charts...
Anyway, Tracy leads Slovenia towards the end of the meadow, and finally swallow her pride and explains to the unicorn that she'd be safe at on the other side of the river, and that she'll be back for her as soon as she can.
I assume Slovenia would have questions following this development?
"And thank you. Are you ready to get the treasure? I do not know if it is guarded>>14391
pls get treasure first>>14392
I've learned that making plans makes things worse
>>14389>set the tower down
It can be lowered to allow characters to disembark without falling if you like, but it doesn't exactly have landing gear.>>14392
S> Thank you. I've been contained for so long, I could really use a good run. I will await your return.>>14393
You don't need everyone to get the ducats. Also>plans
[20d1 = 20]>>14393
Roll perception for magical items
Does spell craft give torc a bonus for.this shit?
[1d20 = 2]>>14396
Numbers in wrong places
LET'S DO IT>>14395
I mean to say that they transfer the money to it
And okay, we retrieve it with no Tourcil>>14396
Is that a real roll?
Fuck this shit, Torc trys to find Lenos for enchanting
we need to get the treasure m9.
Aww... thats 20d1s
Tracy offers Slovenia a knife in a gesture of good will as she departs.
"Oh, by the way. A tall, prissy, white unicorn might show up around these parts some time. She won't hurt you, but she's super religious in a weird way, and she's an all around troll. I wouldn't trust her if I were you, but I can safely say that she won't hurt you, physically...
.... Anyway, there's something very important I need to attend to for now, so I gotta go. So long, friend."
Tracy heads back towards the tower (I assume the big tree is between the tower and the grove?)>>14396>rolled 20 1's
He's up on the dais, piloting>>14401>>14399
The tree is unoccupied, and the characters can retrieve uninterrupted. Uncharacteristically, Lenos sets the tree about a foot off the ground, so characters can literally walk up onto it.
Walk up to it, and inspect location.
S> Thank you! she calls after as you depart
readies zweihander to burn any gibberniggers.
Tracy converges with the groups path towards that location.
Its a big fuggin tree, with a wide base that tapers as it rises.
[2d20 = 17]>>14410
Also, roll to detect jibberniggers
Well I don't know where on or around the tree this alleged treasure is. Spot check I guess for anything out of the ordinary
>tfw I'll never live this 20d1 down>>14405
I patientally wait for him to finish piloting
listen and spot, but it's too late for that...
Gosh, I'm not in it today...
At least we don't know how big your dick is.
>>14415If your character passed out from being awake for 32 continuous hours, no one could blame her>>14416
Kek. None but his childhood doctor knows how big it is
No gibbers, its daytime>>14414
"Newp!" Lenos says kicking himself off the chair he'd placed at the dais so he doesn't have to stand the whole time.
"So, I've been watching the whole time. What you want to do is pretty simple. It wouldn't take but a moment."
Both head to the forge, quick jump/cut-to
"You got a preferred trigger word?"
[1d20 = 20]
"Inferius! I actually don't know where the treasure is precisely, and the person who usually does this shit has been missing since morning. Investigate the tree for wherever the treasure could be"
Also GM, spot check on whatever
She's criminally insane: 32 hours is a piece of cake for her (legally).
So it can't be telepathic?
>>14419>implying you have Spot
Tracy continues towards the tree, in stealth.
You know, I would usually ask some one else to help, but that person isn't here and hasn't been very reliable lately
With that roll? You found Hoffa. Seriously, yes you find the trapdoor.>>14421
"Telepathic? That'll take another quick jump/cut-to">quick jump/cut-to
"There you go. If you want to enchant it further, let me know. I love makin' shit.">>14423
Spot is an 'untrained' skill, meaning it can be done without experience or training, and with that die roll its solid.
Thx Lenosgtg be back in about an hour or so
Excellent. Open trap door
"Inferius! I found something! Come look at this"
So Trump and Infernius are busy bringing treasure back, Torcuil just got his knife made into a sometimes big knife, and Tracy is headed back toward the tower, which she notes is over the big tree.
What about special skills like Control Shape? It doesn't say "trained only", but it doesn't say untrained either.
Tracy continues towards the tree in stealth.
*opens trap door ready to burn anything that might be inside that isnt the treasure*
Inside the door is a layer of dust and a single set of hoof-prints. Otherwise the area hasn't been disturbed for a week or more.>>14430
Trained = spent time developing, whether instructed or not.
>>14431>closes the door and reopens it with an intimidating pose
Well, I look around for treasure
See where hoof prints end
[2d20 = 37]
Spot and Listen checks to sense nearby creatures/characters.
Actually, for that matter, Tracy decides to check on the treasure by phasing through the ground into the chamber as she walks over it.
We see where the hoof prints end
Do we witness a who knows what enter the room?
The hoof-prints lead to a widening cavern filled with rows and rows and rows and gawd
The wealth is very neatly arranged, piled, and sorted, as though a Jew had gone through every piece multiple times.>>14436
Spotting anything is impossible I'm afraid, but Tracy definitely heard someone cough, coming from the backside (respective to the entrance) of the tower.>>14438
Nope, the whole cavern is completely empty, except for ducats.
Take a moment to recognize and memorize the patterns
*pale blue ghostpony suddenly appears out of fucking nowhere in the dark, dusty treasure trove*
"I see you found your way to the treasure."
*tries not to die of a heart attack*
Everything is sorted by type (or lack of type, in a few cases). Like coins are together, like gems are together, like everything is together. Its enough to rival the previous holdings of the tower.>>14441
Shoulda seen that spoiler coming. Nice pali btw
I shit you not, I turned on "hover image" as an option, and then forgot about it. So when I hovered over the spoiler and the tracy filled half my screen, it was a genuinely a jump scare
"Tracy, why did you literally vanish from my hands when I needed you to guard from the pirates if necessary, and where the happy hell have you been all day?"
*Fell to the ground after the jump-scare. Still startled as all hell*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAgFhNGbo0
Kek, this is too good
i give tracy a beer shower
Aren't Paladins immune to fear?
Anyway, I've got only a few minutes to types so:
"You were just doing a friendly business deal with Korak, right? You didn't need me. I came here to check on the treasure."
oh shit g2g
"And business with Korak can get messy. Why didn't you say something to me before you left, anything. You been here the entire
Tracy is now dripping with beer
Fear, yes. Startling. No.
Godspeed faggot. We'll await your return
Mother fucker, I need to ask essential questions
Ask away, I can fill in; I know what Tracy knows.
>>14457I you sure? It'll take creativity to avoid suffering for that dramatic as fuck exit she made
"Why the hell did you vanish on me without notice? And you say you were here all day
>>14458bear with if the diction is off
"Not here, I've been doing a favor for a... friend." she says with a hint of a smile.
"Did you miss me?" <insert Hi flashy image>
"Uh... okay. Now why did you leave so abruptly? I really could have needed you"
"Yeah. Yeah I did. I could have needed you. And you scared the hell out of me...
Did you kill the Unicorn? Korak's. You know damn well who I am talking about"
"I didn't even think about it. I had a sudden idea and I just went with it.">>14462
"She's safe, and she's fine. MAYBE I'll tell you where she is."
>>14463No way in hell Tracy's faggot would have played it like this
"Please, please, please NEVER poof out of my arms like that again. Not without notice. Never."
"I don't know what you are implying, but I will deal with it later."
Maybe, maybe not. Tracy just gained a friend, so she's on brain-drugs right now. I don't think he'll mind, since I'm leaving out specifics
I am so sorry for disappearing right after that....
I had Tracy tell Trump she was busy helping a friend. That was all u missed
want to start over? If so, >>14452
is my last post which you should respond to
Wait, where did we leave off now?>>14468>she told him
You basically said that she knew where the unicorn was>>14471
You can replay
No details, just a vague brush-off response
I did no such thing! I deliberately left it as vague as possible, with no specifics!
I also got Trump to admit he missed Tracy,.... Xp
Can replay tho
You said "She's safe, and she's fine. MAYBE I'll tell you where she is."
That's basically saying "she's not at the ship">>14475
I hate to say this, but I think you got a better outcome than I was expecting
Yeah, lets start over Tracy promised Slovenia that she'd be free from hoo-mans>>14452
"You seemed to get along with Korak quite well: I didn't want to interfere and cause
things to become messy.
I only got here rather recently. I've been around town and the forest doing pony things. I figured I'd drop by here to check and see that thieves didn't get a hold of the treasure.
>>14477>canon and dub dubs
"Tracy, you of all people.. err, ponies, should know that Korak is dangerous. I kept you by my side because things could get messy with Korak and I could have been attacked. I did not have my armor on. Thankfully Inferius and Fae were there but I could have really needed you
. And I thought I did need you to find this treasure.
Tracy, you can't just literally vanish on me, or really on anyone, without a word. People rely on you. We depend on you. We have to."
[flattered pony noises]
"I was confident in your ability to take care of yourself, but I'll be more considerate in the future if you need help defending yourself.
I'll be there for you, lurking.
To be honest, my only other character goal if the unicorn thing didn't work out was to have Tracy kill Korak for shooting her earlier. She still wants him dead.
"Don't get all cocky about it, it's not about raw strength, it's about Trust
I need to trust that you will be there when needed. That I can rely on you. If you need to leave, if you think you can leave, you need to say something. Just say something. Literally anything other than damned vanishing.
... You know you are supposed to be a mother..."
>>14482>'Brb, Going Ghost.' wasn't enough
".. Alright then, Flashy."
>>14483Was that in dialogue? I missed that
"Now... I'm not going to ask a lot of question about this, because I do not want to hear you lie to me, and because really I'm afraid to hear the truth. But I am going to learn the truth later from Korak regardless of what you say and I'd rather hear it from you first. Please, answer me this: Did you kill her after I left the docks. Do not bullshit me that you do not know what I am talking about. Korak said he saw what looked like Bob at the docks this morning, and I know you have done it before"
>>14484>Did you kill her>her
"Um, who now?"
"Already shitting me I see. Fine. I'll play your game. The Unicorn Korak has. The one he found on a tropical Island, who is white with beautiful pink mane, who seems to be an Equestrian, and who has a Fleur De Lis cutie mark. You know who I am talking about. Did you kill her after I left the docks."
>>14486>Implying your character would have any reason to suspect that at this point
The guards probably haven't even realized that their cargo just disappeared.
"Now why would you ask me that, Flashy? I did nothing like that."
Oh right, this is that 'time' Torcuil's faggot mentioned. He's busy then.
"Why would I ask you that? Because you've done it before. You have killed almost every horse you have come across for some reason. You killed at least one of our three horses in the stable. I heard you tried to attack Trollestia. I know you are jealous and you consider them competitors. You vanished this morning at exactly the time Fae - who is not for sexual and who I do not understand why you do not like - showed up, and right as Korak and I were talking about the unicorn. So you can bet I am afraid she will end up as that poor copper colored mare. And behold, Korak asked me as I was trying to get a lock of hair to revive her - you know, in case she went missing like poor Copper - that he saw a florescent green bow. You know, like the one that follows you. So tell me now, because Korak will tell me later - Assuming you didn't do something to him - did you do with the Unicorn as you did with Copper?"
>>14491Fuck. I repeat phrases too many times
No worries, thanks for the reminder about Bob
>>14488It's entirely possible that if Korak never intends to give Trumpaladin the unicorn, they won't even notice by the game tonight
"Trollestia had it coming, and I haven't harmed any other unicorns lately."
*turns towards the treasure trove*
"How much do you think we have here?"
>>14494>gains wisdom (not literally)
He'll probably blame the poor guardsmen for not shackling the thing right and allowing the unicorn to teleport away.
GM, can you answer the question in >>14495
*scan to see how much treasure there is*>>14495
"I don't know, but I can tell you I canrecognize where the pattern is disturbed. Go clean yourself up. You are covered in beer."
quickly, as either he or she should be walking away
"You better not have harmed her"
No, he's seen enough shenanigens from the party to know they had a hand in it. But that's a matter for another day.
Quantifying the value involves numerous (NUMEROUS) appraise checks,... but as I said to Tracy, it rivals the previous treasure in the tower; its just alot neater.
He might've not been as suspicious if someone hadn't been so insistent in touching it...>>14500
i start moving the treasure onto the tower.
That kike was forewarned that there was a horse murderer on the lose, and that the body could vanish spread across the bay. He has no one to blame but himself
no just five
Noted. Waiting a sec before illustration
I say it should go to rebuilding Port Barry: it was taken from the people of Port Barry after all, and they still have to meet the Emperors tribute...
Infernius should take it to them.
[1d20 = 9]>>14502
Well then, bring down carts if they fit, and start loading. Try to appraise value if possible
Profession check to appraise
we have to transport it someway tracy.
On which part? If it was counterfeit, the jews would have separated it and used it commercially (meaning, used it to pay for stuff)
That was my first thought, but Port Barry is already mostly rebuilt as the city had more wealth in reserve than I thought. I do think we're going to have to pay off the Emperor
>>14510>implying that was in dialogue
It'd be bonus points for a Nazi Cleric if he returned the Jews' ill-gotten gains.
Which ever stack is target by Inferius
Spoiler, none of it is ingenuine. The gold has value by weight, the gems have value by volume and quality. If its there, its worth something
Whelp. Start loading
It will take several trips. This can be cut-to if the party prefers
But quality. I did mention quality,....
A real Cauchemar could probably drag more than 5,000 pounds
could lennos play thison the way back to town? but could he edit it to say thez?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc
>>14520He wants to be able to know if any is taken>>14521
Are you transforming for pack animal work?
Fukking kek. It'll happen.>>14523
Nope, the dust around the room is quite conclusive; this spot has been barren for several weeks now.
Ah hell, Just try to count it as it is moved
She could probably at least turn into a heavy warhorse at will with a Control Shape check.
>tfw part of you is amused and part of you is tearingly-awestruck
Can do. Objections?
Count as loaded onto warhorse Tracy and moved into the treasury
Does it matter how much? Just keep bringing it in cartloads and let the townsfolks count it there.
Best idea. So is it moved?
It's for a different reason. We'll keep it in the tower treasury for the time being, and move it or distribute it later
Sure, move it.
Infernius, look up your spells and see what fancy magic tricks you could do to impress the people upon returning the Jew-gold.>>14532
If you move it in the town right now the pirates could steal it, the mage could appear at the game and we could need the tribute, and all sorts of contingencies that make it wiser to keep it until we know its fate
Ahhh fug it.
As the party begins ascend the tower with the last bit of jew gold, they suddenly realize that the tower - its shining surfaces glistening in the departing sunlight (its getting toward sunset) - are dotted with dots. Not dots, but people. Pirates specifically, all standing menacingly and with a sneer. Its almost as though an uppity dwarf coached them on how to appear, so perfect is their stance. At the entrance to the tower stands Korak, both hands atop the hilt of his sword, standing as regally as he can (and with his affects, is pretty regal).
"Ah greatly appreciate the contributions ye've made toward mine cause." He chuckles, which is joined by the pirates.
The pirates have bows and swords, while Korak stands motionless (horizontal, cuz of the gravity affect, but still oriented to be looking down on everyone from a great height).
I did indicate that Tracy heard a cough before she entered the treasure lair,... she neglected to follow up
So are they on the surface? How are they addressing the party?
Ah, well "Come again" is directed at Korak for "mine cause"But we need Tourcil
[1d20 = 12]>>14535
*removes self from cart and stands forth growling menacingly, rage beginning to boil as she transforms*
roll for intimidation, and add +2 for ranks in bluff
how far away are they?>>14538
Fucking knew it.
Wtf did Lenos let them in?
Cry out "INFERIUS! TOURCIL!"
Enter the tower
They're along the surface of the tower>>14541
Good question (and pali), but will be addressed
K> With all the loot ye lot have brought up, I'm almost inclined to let all the previous injuries and offenses slide. Almost" again, more pirate chuckling.
He raises his hand, and many (not all) pirates raise their bows.
"So then Mr. Trump, how's about we make a deal."
Oh its far too late for that, this happens as the party is still on the ground.
Vanish like a fucking ghost
"Does that deal involve the people of Port Barry taking back the money that belongs to them?"
How far away is the first pirate?
Fae skids to the ground aside Trump.
"I see you're in a bind. As you command."
K> Why involve the townsfolk? They live in a happy little bubble, where the real world doesn't infringe on their prosperity! How am I, who are YOU to take that away?
The first is about 90' from the bottom tip of the tower
Draws knife with maw ready to reappear as soon as she knows how much distance she has to->>14549
Is it a clear charge? How many behind him?
Get on Fae, and ride out of sight from Korak underneath the tower, try to go to other side of tower
WHERE ARE INFERIUS AND TOURCIL
what you do here! should you be blowing your first mate?
They're spaced strategically and sporadically, requiring distance to engage and then re-engage.>>14551
K> Ah, me monologue. Always wasted. Boys, do your thing.
The remaining pirates arm themselves with bows. Those with bows drawn center on the party. With Trump and Tracy's departure there's only 2 targets.
K> Don't fire unless ye can be sure of the shot. No sense wasting good munitions!
Are they all on one side? Come up from behind on an archer and attack, one by one. Can Fae claw people off of their footing so they fall 90 feet?
So, I can't cleave?
stay ethereal and fly up into the tower
Cast a fucking spell
TOURCIL! KILL KORAK!
>>14560that is the choatic word of power
Better cast a spell fast
*Tracy covers her spooky armor with Magic Vestment +5*
K> Cute, a minotaur is insulting me. Do u liek ponees?
He says mockingly.>>14557
Tracy closes in ethereal>>14558
Out of range, I'll let you mulligan that one>>14559
You're just in time! Korak stands at the tower entrance, while his pirates dot the surface of the tower.
[3d20 = 37]
The attack is, appear from behind an archer, have Fae attack with claws if possible, and then with Quick Draw, Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you, on the archer with Vanderium
Can Tracy zone in on an area where she can plow through a bunch of targets at once?
[6d20 = 61]>>14565
Trump takes initiative on Fae, closing distance to the nearest pirate>
GM, how clustered are the pirates?
when near pirate
Good thing Torc is in the tower
They aren't, they're deliberately spaced.>>14566
Nope, they thought of that.
Please let me bulldoze some faggots with my new feats...
Torc runs out of the tower
"Oi! Ye bloody wankstain, over here"
And I wanted to weaken them with Dragonne Roar, but here we are
Trump has first move, which he's in range to attack the first pirate.
The order is Trump, Tracy, Tocuil, Infernius, Pirates, Korak
Tracy continues to move while ethereal until she is right beside Korak
[3d20 = 27]>>14575
Fuck You Fuck You and Fuck you with Vanderium. Fae should have pounce. can she bite or claw?
[1d6 = 6]>>14577
In Trump's advance, a single arrow strikes him from one of the pirates
Or at least in the same room
[1d20 = 1]>>14578
She does, but Vandereim is beefier and doesn't involve a loss of momentum
>implying someone who follows a chaos god would wait his turn
I cast spell
Oooh. That sucks. Vandereim slips from Trump's hands as he levels what would have been a devastating attack
Noted. Keep her mobile. Tell me if there are ever more than 5 pirates within the 120 foot zone
I have no idea what the spread of the enemies is, or the layout of the tower.. I'm confused as fuck...
She moves between stealth and ether until she finds a tight cluster of pirates she can charge.
They anticipated Dragonne Roar and Cauchemar charges. They are spread out evenly across the surface with ranged weapons. Like soldiers advancing against an enemy in a spread to reduce casualties from artillery
I noticed that, but what does the spell do?
Go straight to where she heard Korak, stealth AND ether
they get diagnosed with death m9
Fug.. my brain really is melted tonight...
They're deliberately spaced to avoid clustering>>14591
More like they anticipated fireballs n such
Go to where Korak is.
Omae wa mou shindeiru didn't work
So i went intellectual
Nightmares can change planes with 20th caster level as a free action: can Tracy do so during a charge?
[3d20 = 21]
If it is my turn now after the Pirates and Korak, then my move is quick draw on the weapon smasher, and Smash, Smash, Smash, on the guy's long bow>>14600>20th Caster level
>>14601>Astral Projection and Etherealness (Su): These abilities function just like the spells of the same names (caster level 20th); a nightmare can use either at will.
Kek. Vandereim falls spinning to the ground shouting "You limey bastaaaaaaaaaaaaard"
Tracy closes in on Korak's position (ethereal)>>14599
And you wonder why? You can't just meme people dead>>14601
You just moved and lost ur sword!
I mean my move in the next round
Its Torcuil's move, who is entirely unnoticed by the pirates. Particularly, he can close range with Korak directly.
Torc grows his dagger to 4'
Tracy closes in on Koraks location.
brb in like 5 mins i use my turn to catch vanderheim and cast insect plauge.
I think it's Pirate's turn then Korak's turn now?
Is she near him yet?
The order is Trump, Tracy, Tocuil, Infernius, Pirates, Korak, so your next round will be after the pirates. Korak is an asshole but there are a hell of a lot of archers, they are difficult to kill at present spacing, and sitting here as an arrow sponge with no lethal weapon while Korak has two people on him is not pleasant or an efficient allocation of limited resources
What did she do this round?
Torc tells Korak to cease his faggotry
I'm not sure, but GM advanced, so it must have been something. My guess is got closer to Korak
From Trumpaladin's position, how many rounds is it to the next pirate, and how many rounds is it to Vanderiem?
No worries, I just had to help move a couch for individuals who lack the foresight to say "Hey, could we get your help moving a couch? You're not doing anything RIGHT FUCKING NOW are you?">>14612
Closed on Korak>>14613
Rly? Thats ur move?
Torc is now holding a full sized claymore, so yes
One of the pirates drops dead from a brain aneurism cuz GM is salty
So Torcuil, full-sword bradished,... talks shit. Korak is unimpressed. Infernius?
i think torc was saying he attacked...
The first and so far only Pirate to be harmed tonight!
GM, I have three questions - After the longbowman before trump
How far away in terms of Rounds is the nearest archer
How far away is Vanderiem?
How far away is Korak?
[2d20 = 18]>>14622
Not an attack (Molyneux meme anyone?)
Korak lets go of his sword (which dangles from his wrist from a chain) and whips out his pistols.
"Talk to me hands," he says, firing at Torcuil.
with my move action i catch vanderheim then i cast plauge of locusts.https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Insect_Plague
Torc uses the braces
[1d20 = 2]>>14623
1. about 1 round distance per.
2. On the ground (about 100 yards ish)
3. Toward the top, so ~60 yards>>14625
[4d20 = 42]>>14603>>14616
Oh, I see (sorry)
Tracy stealthily observes Korak and stalks until she's just a good 10 ft away from him (or however much distance she thinks she would need for the attack)
Then she lunges out of the phantasms (sneak attack?) and charges him, with a Full Attack (can do upon charge because of Dire Charge)
A full attack should be
2 flaming hooves
1 slash from a shortblade
Since the chain moves with her mind, attack with that too.
With improved Multiattack, she take no d
[3d20 = 37]
Quick draw on my weapons smasher. Three attacks with weapon smasher on the Longbow of the archer who is immediately before Trumpaladin
Dialogue to archer: "you're lucky my sword slipped. After you boss is dead, you may still be employed">>14628reeee wait your turn
take no penalty from several natural weapons*
How many yards per turn?
Alas poor longbow, we hardly knew ye
For most, 10'/round at a walking pace. Elevated paces uncur penalties to incoming attack, but are available at 3x speed (on intial run).>>14628
Gotcha, in a sec.
Infernius misses Vandereim, and has the chance to pursue or engage. Decide quickly. ^_^
i go after vanderheim.
Mounted on Fae?>>14634
Yeah you're fine, I'm just salty because I am now shot and without a lethal weapon
I have Infernius casting insect swarm. Is that still go, or is he diverting?
>>14628>tfw dead if this doesn't hit something
Uh, so,... which one?
After using the shield Torc strikes at Korak.
Also, when do the British police attack us for weapons?
Do only butterknifes and sticks count?
Cone of Smoke is automatic, right?
[12d20 = 138]>>14642
K. Infernius (on Uatchit, cuz otherwise its freefall) speeds after and catches Vandereim.
Since Torcuil hasn't shown himself, Korak fires both shots at Trump, one of which lands (the 7).
The pirates unleash a volley of arrows at the party.
It could be worse. You could be shot, without a lethal weapon, with no ability to do pinkie pie dimension breaking, all while being the prime target of like 30 archers
They can bin Tracy's knives when they pry them from her cold, dead hooves.>>14645
..W-what about my sneak-charge?
[3d8 = 17]
Three shots hit, one to Trump, and two to Infernius.
Get the fuck out of the line of sight. I came from beyond line of sight, I can go back to it quikly
"Inferius! Come with me!"
Tracy is next after Trump, who's move it is>>14649
That takes you off the tower. U can do that tho.
"New Strategy Inferius! Join me on Uta... your mount>>14652
If it means I am out of the line of the bullets and arrows then yes
i will my next move
K, Trump retreats to below the tower.
GM, where on the Tower is Korak?
You actually made that one last round. This is a new round and you can make a new attack
I would add that I want to add poison to that kunai, if possible.
Korak? Evidently not, since he shot me and Inferius at the end of last round
Who did the arrows hit if anyone?
He got charged with both hooves, by a 1,200 pound animal, that slashed with a poison kunai and a chain, filling the room with smoke, and he didn't flinch, you say?
A little late. Going with >>14628
The chain catches on something. As for the other attacks.
Deftly and with fluidity, Korak taps the tip of each weapon as they are bared (with his sword), diverting their course and rendering them harmless.
Forgot he had that
2 hit Infernius, 1 hit Trump>>14663
Didn't flinch confirmed. Its almost like he expected a great flurry of attack. Cuz you know, he's done this before.
How does Torc's attack go?
All three weapons? Even with Concealment from the smoke?
Wait what just happened?
You really shouldn't announce yourself when you have cover and stealth
[1d20 = 15]
Wait, Torcuil is attacking? Rly? Okayyyyy,....
As Torcuil levels his blade for what must SURELY be a square strike, Korak dips and twists his blade, tapping the claymore wide and leaving Torcuil open.He's thought of that,....
Tourcil had an advantage of not being noticed by Korak, but then he did things like yell "cease your faggotry"
[12d20 = 121]
The pirates unleash another volley.
Inferius said his turn would be moving to Trump's position on Uatachit carrying Vaderium
Inferius and Trumpaladin should be out of line of sight
[3d8 = 16]
One pirate manages to shoot himself, while 2 score hits, one of which is a crit.
>>14673>waits for gm to tell how my attacks went>he ignores it until I think of a new one>by the time I post a new one, I get the last one used
Alright! Our second enemy casualty for the night!
If both her hoofs were diverted, and Tracy was charging at full speed, where did Tracy
My guess is right into the line of fire
She was charging right towards Korak though, within 2-3 feet of him.
She's as big as a Clydesdale: something had to have happened.
I'm doing my best. From this point on I'll disregard the previous and focus on recent/immediate activity. Thats the best I can do.
Spoilers, Korak has improved evasion (no penalty to surprise attacks) so her surprise missed.
Tl:dr The party is fighting another player, not some random monster.
>>14686I understand, but....
You know what, I'm just salty, fuck me
If her attacks were diverted, but she's still charging full speed, can she follow up thatcharge with a bull rush and push him against a wall with her chest (has improved bull rush)
Oh yeah, it's my turn!
Take the sword from Inferius, who hopefully is near enough, and start flying up a side of the tower that is definitely not the side all of the archers and Korak are on.
(I want dialog to inferius when he is here)
Wait I thought I was just after the Pirates?
An animal so large as to be damned difficult to stop at full charge, is going to be damned difficult to stop and turn around at full charge
Where is he standing on the tower?
[1d20 = 11]>>14694
DC 17no bully, he's a salty rogue
Unfortunately, Korak dodges the first (I'm assuming) anvil.
GM, how many rounds to fly around the otherside of the Tower and attack from round the top?
i bring vanderheim to trump. and then cast insect plauge if i can.
If I can ask Inferius
"Follow me, and let's attack Korak from 'round top!"
dc 17 means you needed to roll a 17 to get it.
lets go stomp a mudhole in his ass!!!
GM, where is Korak on this tower?
Uh... can we get like a drawing or something?
On Fae? 2>>14703
Possible interjection>>14708>GM goes back to his shoop
The pirates are liberally and equidistantly spaced across the surface,... almost like Korak has an idea of how the tower works and knows a bit about its layout, etc.
Across all surfaces? Is Korak on a single surface?
[2d20 = 3]
Korak fires another 2 rounds, this time at Tracy (who is close range).
[12d20 = 91]>>14713
All surfaces have gravity, I told you that long ago.
And Korak misses wildly. His pirates unleash another volley of arrows.
.. Unless I have no idea how this game works..
GM, are the archers evenly spaced across all surfaces?
One shot hits Infernius, cuz he's the easiest target.
Charge towards Korak. However long it takes.
"Follow me Inferius!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
[2d20 = 9]>>14723
I'm assuming you mean attacking, and while Infernius failed to mention "Giving Vandereim back" I'm assuming thats ur game.
You should draw a sword
Vanderiem was given back in the previous turn
A pity for that 1 then, there it goes again,....
As he falls again
clean the fucking butter off your fingers.
Spoilers, this isn't EVEN the fight you need to worry about
Use your longbow.>>14731I figured.
Do I still have it? It hasn't been mentioned for a while
It demonstrates why we should be worried
Unless you threw it away, you should.
clean thy danmed fingers!!
You do. Its Tracy's move, but yes you have ur longbow (and some arrows cuz I'm not THAT much of a dick)
>totally digging the Glory song tho
Too late for that.>>14738
I have no bonuses for ranged attack, but fuck it. The alternative is the weapon smasher, and I don't want to destroy something as valuable as the pistol.
[1d20 = 3]>>14738
Where did Tracy go after her charge failed (she's a big mare, she's going somewhere), Is she in his square?
Improved Bull rush, push him back and knock the wind out of him. (would snap at his throat if I could).
Oh yeah, pistols
Torc steals those again, just like the first time
God fucking dammit...
And he'll move out of the way like a matador
Don't fret, Korak's ac is 46. You'd have needed 20's regardless.
"He's a slippery fuck">>14743
You're attempting a pickpocket? Nao?
What happened to Tracy though? She's moving full speed.
It worked the first time, so yes
[1d20 = 14]>>14742
Per dice (and I'm allowing veto dice above) unless its a 20, it misses. Korak has his game on TIGHT
With a "Ting, ting", Korak whirls and avoids incoming attacks.
I think he meant the magnet staff.
I summon ryuk and have him beat the shit out of the pirates.
Sad Alex came to save us!>pirates didn't notice him, because he looked like one of those Weeping Angel sculptures
And from left field as fuck, Sad Alex joins the fray, unleshing Ryuk (who can readily kill low-level mobs like pirates) with ease! In fact, Ryuk is happy to do so cuz,....
ANTI GAY FROG HAS RETURNED
Ryuk! Only kill the pirates on this side! We need the others for later!
A blurr of black and white consumes one pirate, then another, then another, before (as is increasingly expected) each pirate falls before his deathly intent.
Korak stands in solitude, unimpressed, but his teeth are grinding.
"Something wrong Globalist?"
"Careful! I want to offer the pirates jobs when this guy is dead!"
"YO, WANKSTAIN. YOU, ME. DEUL"
If it's playing out this way, I'm going to personally fetch Vanderiem. Third time is the charm!
*jojo pose engaged*
Steal his gunz first.
"Silence his false song!">>14768
STEAL THE GUNZ!
Have you never heard of a duel?
Besides, he already did that
I have, but I like the idea of four Melee fighters taking on 1 melee fighter better than a ranged fighter shooting helpless melee fighters
You know, I thought "I'll roll a separate dice for Sad Alex, just to avoid mussing up the order."
He rolled a 20.
Sad Alex, your move again.
You're Chaotic: fug da rules.
KILL THE GLOBALIST!
Oh, so you're the one that did it. Xp
I like rules, but I like not getting shot while I don't have my sword even more
I order ryuk to kill the captain with holy blast.
FUCK Y'ALL I'M DOING THIS SHIT
Torc challanges Korak to a 1v1 duel>>14782
NO FUCK OFF I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS
GM, I go for my sword. The one that is on the ground. Again
[4d8 = 11][1d20 = 6]>>14765
On it. Voids ur move, but things are spicy.
Infernius also can move.>>14779
He's serious, dice related
Shut up you had your chance!
Despite the imminence of the attack, and the suddenness of it, Korak deftly maneuvers around the blast.
"Not the first wave of hate I've danced around me boy!" he taunts
Summon him to me. We have a Globalist to kill>>14787
>>14786>no one is letting me do my intense autism
You came out of nowhere, I'm doing this
GM, how does that challenge go
Its Korak's move, and he's seeing all kinds of opponents.
"Well now fellas, it seems there's more to ye (and of ye) than meets me eye. This sounds like fun!"
His pirates have cowered, not expecting such revelations (are now non-combatants) but Korak is fixin' for a fight.
Unfortunately he disappears in a puff of smoke.
Whoa, WHOA. No. I have done many things, but I haven't rigged any aspect of this fight for anyone's favor. You're fighting a well-seasoned, most effectively suited player right now. Deal with it, and quit your crying.
It is my time. To kill!
Dude, just let us play 5 on 1.
"Alex! Can you have Ryuk cough up little pieces of the pirates? We don't need their whole bodies, just enough so we can revive them later. We will need their votes in the final battle against the globalists">>14793
"There's more to you too apparently. Running off with other people's money, trying to keep people docile - You're Bernie Sanders taking donations!"
[ANGRY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
Wtf did he go?
Gallop over to moaning pirate (survivor) and start ripping out his belly sketties in predatory fury.
>>14793There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english language. But no string of them can express how much I hate this goddmaned fucking outcome
... It's a meme. Trump, prior to the election, claimed that several elections had been rigged. After he *won*, he had the audacity to claim that he would have won New Hampshire but for electoral fraud.
[1d20 = 12]>>14790
Ur Trump. U can't summon Ryuk
[1d20 = 8]>>14797
wtf did I just type?I'm never taking this crap again....
TRACY! GODDAMNIT WE NEED THEM LATER! ATTACK FUCKING KORAK!
Yea you have to give him an apple though.
I was summoning Vanderiem, who you said in the post I linked can move on his own
*gives apple to ryuk*
[BLOODTHIRSTY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
"WHERE DID THAT DIPSHIT RUN OFF TO?!" she roars
>>14801Don't do drugs kids
Torc has a 1000yd stare. After about 3 minutes he teleports to his cave, in a puff of smoke, and fire
"Find him! Leave my personal army alone!"
>>14807I changed meds on my idiot doc's suggestion...
HOW MANY PIRATES ARE LEFT!
Still Alex' move,... will forfeit tho
what is this rick and morty?
>>14809I am always sober, always, and I am still like shit
8? 7? I'm not even keeping track.probably wasn't supposed to mention that
>>14812Never seen that show. It's just the meds...
I make ryuk find klorox.
[8d20 = 95]>>14814
"I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Become employees of the town or Trump interprises, and you'll have wealth, adventure, women, and we won't kill you right here and now"
DIPLOMACY! I should have a natural +28 modifier
Give apple to ryuk. I need little pieces of the dead pirates. We need them to fight the Globalists just as we needed disillusioned Bernie Sanders Supports
[8d20 = 92]>>14817
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*licks fangs and growls*
Roll for Intimidation (+2 with bluff ranks)
Unless that helps, don't do it. If it helps, do it again
She hasn't killed anything tonight yet, but she must
I think its fluffy ponies
Torc teleports back, and begins blinking to see if thats how Korak escaped
"Save it for the ones who turn down the offer."
Becomes Ethereal to investigate as well.
Ryuk speeds at Korak, tinging off Korak's magnificent defense in the process.
Now surrounding Korak are Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, Trump, and Ryuk (on behalf of Alex).
Its Infernius' turn.>>14817
torc feeling okay?
Where is Tracy?
Charges towards Korak's location.
i demand you fight torcuil 1 versus 1. no funny busssiness.
[3d20 = 12]>>14825
YES! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK with Vanderiem who I got earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80
Torc turns to Infernius
"Now that you mention it...."
Torc activates the blinking and grabs Korak
"No, I'm not"
And Torc takes Korak to the Ethral Plane
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
"Let me at him!" frothing at the mouth
"Oi, he's over here, hiding in a crevasse"
"You didn't think he magicked away did you? Its a simple sleight of hand,...."
i cede my turn to torc
[3d20 = 16]>>14825>when it's my turn
Tracy Charges Korak at full speed and makes a Full Attack
2 flaming hooves
The Dice gods want Tourcil to fit Korak alone
Praise Kek, his hand be upon me.
You'll need a consensus to make that stick
Oh I'm attacking the next turn, it's just that the dice gods will override my decision
I'll allow it, if Infernius voids his attack. (waiting)
>>14840Unless I can start diplomacy with the living pirates and offer an apple to ryuk to make him give me parts of the eaten pirates
Parts, yes. Living pirates,... not so much.
Just prepare yourselves, my autisim is in full gear now
There should be like 7 or 8 living pirates. Diplomacy on them, and parts from the dead ones. Collect one by one, living and dead
So in spite of his dire situation, Korak maintains his defense and buffets attempts by Torcuil.
"Ye again. Whaddya ye want? Did I bruise ye mum?"
Fight is increasingly 1v1 so make ur bets/claims now cuz GM is putting blinders on
No, Ryuk had his way with them. There are no more pirates.
Torcuil's move (unless intervention)
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Apple to Ryuk
Nom nom nom
To Alex> I like that one
I give him a apple and ask him yo cough up the pirate.
[3d20 = 18]>>14853>implying she'll stop
[angry nightmare noises]
*moves into corner and hangs head in shame*
I need at bare minimum one living pirate (revived is fine)>>14857
*pets evil monster*
Ting, ting, whthonng
Torcuil? Get funky w/ them memes,....
[sad nightmare noises]
"Why are you sad... whatever you are?"
Torcuil steals the magic pistols using the magno-rod, then holds one in each hand.
"You see, I really wish to kill you. I have no time nor patience for slavers
. So ask yourself one thing Korak..."
Torc levels both pistols at him
"Do you I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?"
"Oh. Right. You wanted to kill things."
[2d20 = 23]>>14863
dice determine stealing
[1d20 = 2]
Go to Kitchen. Gather all apples
Engage in diplomacy with Ryuk: - Gib one finger from each pirate for apples
[1d20 = 6]
One pistol flies from his hand.
"Boy, I ain't been lucky since I was born!"
Shoots at Torcuil with remaining pistol.
I still have a modifier of +28, so that means I have a 30
Which whizzes to the side,
K> Defensive stance, Bees, with pockets
C-can I charge again?>>14863
Now steal the other one.
U really wanna get in the way of this?>popcorn
[1d20 = 7]>>14870
Torc fires as fast as he can pull the trigger
Torc uses his shield to block anything coming at him
And a roll for stealing the second pistol
tracy cage if you still in there please stop.
Pwease I need at least one Pirate
She's beside herself with anger at this point>>14874
[angry nightmare noises]
*cloud of smoke thickens*
Inferius! Gather corpses if they exist!
Korak has one pistol with his magic shield, and his sword. Torcuil (in spite of his absence of armor and ANY protection) stands in the wind. His tartan robes and kilt billow around him, his hair dancing across his face. The only thing about him that remains umoved.
torculi needs to do this for his dead family.
"Thank you Inferius"
Trumpaladin tries his absolute best to get pirate pieces from Ryuk. Also see if there are any still alive
Tracy begins loading the parts and equipment into her >Rape Dungeon
Torcuil fires a shot (more a warning than anything, he has no procficiency), as he runs toward Korak, a claymore-shaped knife in his other hand.>>14875
Clouds of smoke billow and escape from Tracy, who is increasingly "dissatisfied with the outcome".
"Alright then boy, I guess its my turn then." Korak says to Torcuil menacingly.
T>Feint, Acrobatic Charge, Precise strike.
Not if I don't get my pirates
[2d20 = 27]>>14879
Works for me>>14878>>14884
"Listen you bastard, there's only one way you're returning to the normal world"
Roll 1 detect gap in armor and shield
"Lifeless, dragged behind me"
Roll 2, knife becomes full sword, aim for weak spot
Korak feints gto the left, but stabs to the right. His first hit lands, gashing a decent wound, but as he retracts his sword <pting> a sound erupts as a random kunai (WTFE?) disrupts his attack combo and knocks his sword just outside his reach.
Does this mean I can attack now?
[1d20 = 10]>>14889>random kunai
Spot + Listen to find source of kunai
[1d20 = 15]>>14891
forgot other roll
[1d20 = 17]>>14887
Without weapon, you bare your (unenchanted,... seriously) Claymore against the pirate.
Ooooh. I WANT it to hit, but it pings of his magnificent armor.
"I Hope ye're hidin' more under yer robes than,... well you know." Korak says with a sneer, readying himself.
"Tourcil, if you want help..."
But lenos did the dagger to sword thing>>14890
Nope, unless you are in the ethreal plane>>14895
Torc blinks back to dodge. Takes twenty steps forward, turns around, aims and blinks back
Can I ride Tracy or is that dangerous?
[3d20 = 37]
Make one last spring at him, (poor torc)
full speed charge (dire charge = full attack)
2 flaming hooves
1 poisoned knife
Uh, I'll repeat what I said in >>14897
I think I could do that riding Tracy
[5d20 = 33]
Torcuil has one of Korak's pistols, while Korak has the other and his sword (and his floaty hexagonal shield).>>14897
Yes, it is big nao, but thats it. Its not any more magic than you asked.>>14899
God damn right
As Torcuil winks back into reality, he sees Tracy and Trump converging on Korak fro sides.
Should've used the chain too...
Make Ride check nao
HOW DID THEY GET HIM
[3d20 = 21]
ATTACK WITH SWORD! THREE TIMES!
[4d20 = 35]
Korak, for all his finesse and skill, can't keep up with 5 attacks at once. The last attack hits, the other four are blocked per dice.
>>14905I thought being able to take out loans unabated was more important than being able to ride monsters bare back. pls no bully
Friendship is Magic faggot
Can I attack again nao? Or is it Tourcil or what?
>>14909Some fucking paladin you are...!
[disappointed nightmare noises]
You can ride her without the check, but without it you can't attack.
So, can Torc at least kill him, i promise it will be good character developmemt
While the initial response to the barrage is mixed, it does sway the outcome. Korak takes a couple blows which are not life-threatening, but which compromise his ability to deftly maneuver around weapons and murder. I could roll a bunch, make players sweat for a minute or two,...
but yeah. The fight hasn't ended, but its course was decided when friends got fully involved.
[4d20 = 61]>>14911
Tracy makes another full attack, this time also lashing the chain with intent to entangle his blocking weapon
[1d20 = 18]
Trumpaladin cries out to korak he charges him, "Where is the fucking Unicorn!"
[2d20 = 20]>>14917
Other two dice rolls
So, (I didn't drag it out like I COULD, but yeah) Korak kneels in shambles. He's been beaten (lit and fig), tossed about, and extremely man-handled. He's seen better days
Quick question, the end came so suddenly;
Is everyone killing Korak?
Tracy grabs his body and phases through the floor (there will be no convincing her to drop it)
i cast plane shift on myself after healing torc.
By all means, ask GM's opinion
[1d20 = 10]>>14921
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T
we are about to be.
Planar shift affects touched things too you kike
Tracy phases and is gone. Infernius heals damage to Torcuil, before,... which plane exactly?
Torc walks up, pistols in hand
"Guess you weren't so lucky, bastard"
Torcuil puts the pistol to his head
Those listening closely can hear a faint whisper as he pulls the trigger
"I'm sorry I couldn't save you honey."
You forgot to CAST IT
Also, can cast etherealness again at will
Trumpaladin retrieves anything from the pirates
Tracy brings the pirates body to >Rape Dungeon, along with all of his gear.
No, he just grabs you like Fucking Freddy Kruger. It affects touched objects
I'm actually going to fucking kill myself
Wha the actuall fuck is this shit
The pistol explodes in Torcuil's hand, causing non-damaging cold burns across the surface.
GM, make Tourcil kill Koarak and don't let that Kike take the body to her Jew cave
LOL you lost the gun!
Game is irrelevant. Fuck off for now.
What are you on about Torcuil's faggot? This comes from Thez' faggot.
Tracy is already well on her way to impenetrable dungeon
She doesn't have the body though
*grabs body, just in case it didn't work the first time*
[1d20 = 16]>>14939t
"Hmmm, maybe you are lucky"
Roll for Torc to shove dagger throught the heart of Korak, then expand it to fullsize>>14944
It was a joke, I'm not actually gonna kill myself
Grabs horse, in case it didn't work the first time
>>14950>trying to grab a ghost
You have to be in the material realm to grab the body
Only for a moment
*phases through fingers*
Oh No You don't. I've got you like fucking Freddy Kruger
GM, this is why I need Dominate Monster
Plane shift works by touch
If it worked once, she could just do it again and you would've used up the spell.
You had better not. You (both Torcuil and his faggot) have given color, shape, and mystery to my(her) life. Neither will say what you should do, but both would,... well I suppose both would carry on to the best of their ability.
Neither would be the same. Torcuil is part of the Game, and his removal would be levels of catastophic.
Tracy takes body to her dungeon
But each time she plane shifted it would affect touched creatures. How do you think you got Slovenia? Because your plane shift works by touch. How do you think you would take his body? Because your plane shift works by touch. How does someone ride a cauchemar? Because plane shift works by touch. So he grabs her like a cow at the rodeo
Death roll like an aligator
Are there living crew members or dead crew members anywhere in sight?
K, so Korak is done, and no sooner. The jew hoard is safe/secure, Korak himself is unkilled but at mercy, and I need a minute. Fuck off
YOU THOUGHT TORC PUT THE PISTOL TO HIS HEAD
NO NO NO NO KORAK'S HEAD
Hold on Like a fucking Rodeo champion
[3d20 = 56]>>14964>he has to be willing to become ethereal, unless he's dead
*stomp him to death with flaming hooves (full weight), then maul his throat out* (he is helpless, so it has
to land)>>14966>no ride check
"TOURCIL! PARALYZE THE MONSTER!"
"We can Geas him now"
K, that rattled me a bit, I'm not ashamed to say. Whooah. Good the. Lets continue.
He already dead
*drag his body through the floor*
Korak, his pirates all decimated, and though a bloody battle (oh just imagine it) kneels in defeat. His jaw is tight.
I think GM is ignoring us
There better be at least one crew member left over after this
Tourcil, want to Geas him?
>>14970I see where you are coming from, I didn't really specify and my sarcasm didn't help
Torc picks up the other pistol, and runs over
"What'll ye have" Korak sys between gritted teeth
[merciless nightmare noises]
>>14972>Pirates all decimated
Look for decimated pirated
Can she attack him or not?
"I thought I stabbed this bastard?"
Torc takes the other pistol, and ends koraks misrable life
Torcuil levels both pistols at Korak, who kneels helpless.
"Do it. Ye've got yer reasons I can tell. I didn't ask for a second life, let alone a first. I do what I do, to the best of me ability. Me men lie dead for all me strategy and planning, and the Game goes on. Your move Scotsman."
*pets frustrated nightmare*>>14980
WAIT! Let me ask one question first!
>tfw just want to kill something
Torcuil is holding the reins on this one, its his call.
It is, and I'm asking him nicely
[barely restrained nightmare noises]
A random hostile animal appears next to Tracy,
[sounds of mauling and stomping]
Can I have a random living or dead pirate?
Torc lowers the pistols while firing, and blows a hole in each of Korak's feet
Is that your final answer? No bully if so
"Acgh, ye fuk. Fine, ye win"
To Korak, "WHERE IS SHE!" Trump screams as he hits him repeatedly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDVWr93Z9Yc
You can take it if I get my question
I'll take it no matter what happens. It's mine.
Torc keeps the guns, noting to do some training as he has become rusty again.
"Yo Tracy, you can have Korak after Trump's done"
So as the party who, having obtained the Jew hoard and secreted it upon Trump tower, having defeated Korak and his scoresof pirates (the former at the party's mercy), finds themselves again staring at an eerie glow coming from the Football stadium.
"WHERE IS SHE"
I'll deal with the glow later
take Korak to >Rape Dungeon before investigating eerie light
*puts hand over pony mouth*
"That's just fine. But for the moment, he's mine"
Kept. Take care anon.
What does Korak say?
"Inferius... want to fly over and check that out as we finish up here?"
Torc notices the glow, and womders what the hell is going on>>15010
i fly to the football stadium.
wanna ride torculi?
>>15010Have Korak give a satisfying and true answer so I can turn the still living Korak over to Tracy and go to the stadium
Tracy drags Korak into inescapable dungeon, disarms him of all his clothes and gear, and leaves him shackled in pitch-black chamber without doors or windows.
She then moves towards town.
>>15016plot twist korak is atlases character
Welp, I would be dead
If it weren't for muh football, I'd suggest moving the stadium: it clearly attracts spooky shit.
That's just the power of Football. It attracts spooky shit
thats pretty spooky man
Infernius, riding Uatchit like a surf-board soeeds off toward the stadium.>>15017
It will take some time to divest him of his 'accoutrements'.>>15019
No, Korak is from a faggot GM knows (nice try tho)>>15024>>15025
Blame /vx/. Hell, blame me if u want. I have no regrets.
*infernuis and torculi*
Pwease gib answer to question
Torc is with infernius
Tracy is an expert in this particular field: give her three minutes to make the faggot butt naked.
You get him when I am done with him! tourcil gave him to me then you
Kek, 3 minutes is 30 combat rounds.>>15028
Which question, I looked (non-exhaustively) and didn't find>>15029
Both them then, speeding toward the stadium
You had your fun.
What did he do with the Unicorn.
Cast Zone of Truth or Suggestion if necessary
Wait... Wtf is Trollestia? Wasn't she in the tower.
Lazy cunt; crashing in the stables and always skipping out in all the boss fights.
She was in the stable with her elf harem
Tracy finishes stripping Korak and leaves him wounded and shivering in the dark as she flies towards the town to see what's up.
AFTER I GET MY ANSWER>>15039
We should start charging her rent if she uses that instead of her golf course
Just wait, I planned this next for a minute, in spite of 'GM faggot complications'>>15033
"Fun" she says
The city is safe and unmolested. I had planned this being a "Whoa shit, we have bigger fish to fry" moment for Korak, but I hadn't anticipated Sad Alex and Ryuk stepping in (I'd guess Atlas is Sad Alex, no bully). Anyway, the port is safe, but the light from the stadium is clearly not the glow of Football.
Wut was the question?
What did he do with the Unicorn
Cast suggestion or Zone of Truth or whatever
He asked about the unicorn.
>>15045>Wasting your paladin spells before the boss fight
I mean if you want to give a still living Korak up to Trumpaladin later...
I have spent 20 fucking hours over the past week that could have been spent studying for class, applying for jobs, or conversing with my family, to chase down a fictional horse that I am still no closer to getting within 10 feet of. I am not letting the very last living lead die on me and leave the trail cold
It sounds hilarious when you put it that way.
>>15035>Zone of Truth
K> I dunno 'bout the unicorn <True>>>15044
An this one's a faggot <True>>>15050
And so the feels. Take heart, it is not all in vain.
Not good enough
"Now what the hell do you mean you don't know?
Not a faggot <LITERAL>