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Red Hand Of Doom - Part One: The Witchwood
Anonymous
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No.133942
133953
Greetings. Welcome to the first session of /mlpol/'s first running of the classic third edition d&d campaign Red Hand Of Doom.
On this adventure, our heroes, currently three strong, will encounter dozens of trials that will test their strength, cunning, and friendship as they face an army of goblins.

If you'd like to join, there's still room for more in the party. Don't be shy to ask.

Our story begins in Elsir Vale, with our three heroes on the road to the town of Drellin’s Ferry. The three are seasoned adventurers, and exated heroes to boot. Having fought many battles together before, they are confident in their strength. Legend has it of a vast treasure in the Vault of Vraath Keep, hidden deep in the Witchwood; our heroes, have journeyed all this way to seize the vault for their own.
Despite that, they all have their own motivations to travel to Drellin's Ferry:
Sir Whiskers, a cunning and charismatic Tibbet Jester, is travelling to meet up with an old friend of his: Princess Princess Bagel Jennifurr Fluffykinz the fourth. He hasn't met his old friend since he was a kitten, and he's eager to meet with her again. She has arranged to meet up with him in Drellin's Ferry, and to accompany him on his adventure.
Sir Brozal, a mighty Orc Crusader of Pelor, has received a mission from a high-ranking Cleric of his order has received a powerful vision of war descending on Elsir Vale under the banner of a clawed red hand, and has sent Brolaz to the far reaches of Elsir Vale to avert impending disaster... Brozal isn't exactly sure if the vision was real, or if his master just wanted to get rid of him for the year, but he never turns down a good crusade.
Brother Chad, a wise and powerful Druid, has chosen to accompany his companions on their hunt for the lost treasure in the Witchwood. Sir Whiskers requested his aid because Chad is the most experienced woodsman he knows. Chad is wary of this region, for he's heard that it is ruled by a fierce and territorial Druid, but he embarks upon this jouney nonetheless, the secrets of the Witchwood too tempting to ignore.
...So tempting that he seems to have drifted off somewhere with his horse; probably fucking it again or something. Stupid hippie.

And so, let's begin:
>The afternoon sun beats down on you; the air is hot and still. The sparsely settled lands of Elsir Vale are starting to grow monotonous, with a seemingly endless line of dusty flyspecks of towns. The town of Drellin’s Ferry lies a few miles ahead of you. It’s a settlement hard on the borders of the Witchwood, and the best place from which to begin exploring the nearby forest.
This is the part where the players ask obvious questions that I thoughtlessly ignored in the first post, as well as implore about their surroundings.
1920 replies and 72 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.137849
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To sum up today's 1-on-1:

DAY 6; EVENING

>Aral limps down the road with Jorr, carrying Chad's corpse
>Misty runs down the Dawn Way
>Aral fails to track her (bad roll), her hoofprints seemingly vanishing
>Aral camps in the territory of the friendly old forest giant Warklegnaw, who has yet to leave his fortress

DAY SIX END

>Ettercaps come to chew his face off in his sleep, get scared off by the giant

DAY 7; MORNING

>Aral and Jorr make it down the road
>Aral spots a randomly-rolled unicorn
>manages not to scare it away
>they exchange words
>Unicorn is mare named Eowyn
>Tells Aral about the local young green dragon, Ozyrradion
>Mentions she's seen Misty

DAY 7; AFTERNOON

>Aral and Jorr attacked by panda-owlbears
>lose Brozal's horse to owlbears
>Aral nearly dies, saved by Jorr
>defeat both owlbears
>take endangered owlbear pelts as loot

DAY 7; LATE AFTERNOON

>Aral returns to Drellins Ferry
>Town appears to be in process of evacuating (last call to buy/sell things)
>Aral goes to the circle of the Old Ones
>Druid uses Staff Of Life to raise Chad
>"What happened to Misty?"
>?????
>Aral spends rest of day buying/selling things
>Looming set-up for Part Two
The map is one last look at Drellin's Ferry. It will be goblin territory soon...

We're nearing the end of Part One. I would like to do the set-up for Part Two soon, and maybe a little side story for both Aral and Chad.

Sir Whiskers is still holed up with his waifu in Vraath Keep, a rather large manticore having moved into the barracks to feed on the singed, beefy corpse of the minotaur. If he wishes to continue participating in the next session, now would be a nice time to say so.

Brozal's player will have to have his new character ready today if he wants to participate in the next session tomorrow.

If any new players would like to play, we're at a turning point in the story that would make it ideal for new characters to join. Anyone interested can just say so here, or mention it in the "Want To Fight Some Goblins?" thread.
Anonymous
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No.137900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmNzypy8bo
The Old Ones (aka Young Ones) praying in the circle.
Anonymous
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No.137902
c66e1c2f93da570f95ebbf2f3f7f3797.jpg
Cursed marauders on the path to the blighted forest.
Anonymous
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No.137905
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Pic related is what inspired me to shoehorn all of this autistic ghost nonsense into one of the party's last downtime days.
Anonymous
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No.137950
I'll sum up what happened in today's session tomorrow.
Anonymous
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No.138160
I may not be able to DM next week, since I'm very busy and don't want to half-ass it.
In the meantime, that should give Brozal's player a chance to make his new character.
Anonymous
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No.138550
Red Hand Of Doom will resume next week, at which point I would like to transition to Part 2, and introduce new characters.
Anonymous
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No.138883
The game will be commencing tomorrow, at the earliest point where I can get everyone online.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138886
I’m here.
Anonymous
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No.138887
DAY NINE; SOMEWHERE NEAR NOON

Okay, at the expense of a little railroading, I'm going to introduce Henry Hamfist and get the party to part two, ending this thread. He has been commissioned as a mercenary by lord Jarmarath of Brindol, in the company of Teyani Sura, Lion Of Brndol, to investigate rumors of war in west, and to deliver a message to Captain Soranna. He has heard of many goblin tribes rallyng under a charismatic warlord, and marauders attacking travelers with increasing frequency. When he arrived, the town was already in the process of evacuation.

Chad and Aral are currently chilling in the tavern, enjoying their last couple days of free hospitality. The quality of service has decreased significantly, with staff skipping town and peasants fighting over food supplies. Nevertheless, Kellin Shadowbanks has remained committed to offering the full extent of hobbit hospitality.
Jorr is shitfaced drunk.

A black-haired woman, her face streaked with the dust of the road, trudges into the common room. She wears a soldier’s tunic of blue and white over a shirt of mail, with the stylized image of a golden lion over her heart. She signals the barkeep. “Ale,” she rasps. “And send for your
speaker. I’ve got ill news for him.”
Anonymous
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No.138888
138889
goblin_pone2.png
Check'em
Hamfist Henry
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No.138889
138891
>>138888
Nice quads
Hamfist Henry
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No.138890
138896
Where is Henry currently at?
Anonymous
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No.138891
138892 138893
>>138889
You are right beside Lady Sura, the black haired woman who just entered the tavern.
She has paid you a generous salary of ten gold pieces to punch goblins that have been attacking her troops along the road from Brindol. (gain 10 gp)

The Halfling at the Bar gestures to one of his remaining staff at the woman's order, who promptly scurries out the door to fetch the Speaker.

Aral and Chad, do you respond?
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138892
>>138891
Howdy.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138893
138899
>>138891
Aral doesn't speak up, but he wants to hear the news for sure. He moves a bit closer and awaits the Speaker to listen to what is going on, and observes until then.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138894
138895 138897
Hamfist Henry extends a gauntlet-covered hand to the two elven men while grinning. “It’s nice to meet you both. The name is Henry Amald but back home they call me Hamfist Henry. You can call me by either my nickname or proper name. Who are you gentlemen?”
Hamfist Henry
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No.138895
138897
>>138894
This is a handshake
Anonymous
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No.138896
>>138890
I will note that although you followed Lady Sura here, she hasn't made very much small talk. One thing you have noticed is that there's a lot more goblins than usual along the road, and you've heard rumors of war.
If you want to find out more, you'll need some dialogue.

The hobbit at the bar pours the lady a drink.

Oh, and there's a badass-looking elf reading a book in the tavern, and a human mage(?) petting a blue horse who's leaning in through the window. There's also a human in leather armor throwing some scraps to three immcuately-trained dogs (looks like Kelin doesn't care about not letting animals in right now).
They look pretty chill.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138897
138898 138903
>>138894
>>138895
"Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh."
He looks at the extended hand for a moment before realizing that a handshake is what people sometimes do. Then does the thing. That people do.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138898
138900
>>138897
Henry gives Aral a firm handshake before going to shake hands with Chad. “I’ve heard there’s some goblins we need to go kill.” He comments while chuckling to himself.
Anonymous
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No.138899
138901
Eventually, the hobbit returns with Speaker Wiston and Captain Sorranna. Both look tired, like they haven't had very much sleep in the past few days.
They chat in some inconsequential dialogue to introduce themselves.
>>138893
Aral can hear that The woman is Teyani Sura, a Lion of Brindol (that is, an elite soldier in Brindol’s Lion Guard). she continues to speak to Wiston.

“I ride in the service of the Lord of Brindol. I was part of a patrol sweeping up the old Rhest Trail. Five days ago, we ran into a roadblock—hobgoblins and ogres, waylaying any travelers heading into or out of the vale from the north. They were too strong for us, and we had to retreat. My captain sent several of us riding off to warn folks across the vale to avoid the old Rhest Trail. So here I am.”
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138900
138903
>>138898
I take the handshake while keeping my other hand on Misty.
"There sure is!"
Anonymous
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No.138901
>>138899
The lady also hand Captain Soranna a scroll. She glances at it with wide eyes, apparently surprised, before stowing it away in her satchel.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138902
138903
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Henry grabs a nearby chair and sits in it backwards with his arms resting on the backrest. “So where are we going, Miss Lion?”
Anonymous
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No.138903
138904 138905 138906
>>138902
"We've arrived. The lady says, flatly."

>>138900
>>138897
Speaker Wiston chats with Lady Sura for several more minutes, explaining the details of the Red Hand Horde, and later gestures the two of you over.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138904
138906
>>138903
"Yes?"
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138905
138906
>>138903
Aral responds with simply moving over there.
Anonymous
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No.138906
138907 138908
>>138903
As the lady describes the goblin attacks on the Rhest Trail, Norro Wiston ponders out loud: "They must have been looking for Cromar..." he says, grimly
>>138905
>>138904
The speaker introduces the two of you.
"Meet Teyani Sura, Lion Of Brindol." He say
The woman takes a bow
"I heard that you lads had a run-in with this 'Red Hand' horde. Would you care to describe what you've seen of their forces?"
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138907
138908 138909
>>138906
"Organized and trained. Magical weaponry. Spell scourges. A dragon."
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138908
138910
>>138906
"Nice to meet you, m'lady"
>>138907
"We've seen a fair share of goblins."
Anonymous
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No.138909
>>138907
"A Dragon?" She implores with considerable alarm
"It seems this predicament is worse than what we've heard in Brindol. I only expected a few hundred savages."
Anonymous
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No.138910
138911
>>138908
"How many would you say there are? I never thought I'd see the day that the folk of Drellin's Ferry would so readily leave their homes."
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138911
138912
>>138910
"i would reckon not more than 6 million or less."
Anonymous
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No.138912
138913 138914 138917
Speaker Wiston seems considerably stressed, and not because he's spent the last few days pleading with stubborn merchants.
>>138911
>muh six gorillion
She scoffs at that
"Six million? Really? With the limited number of tribes in the wyrmsmokes? I doubt it."
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138913
138914 138915
>>138912
"They have grouped together all the surrounding goblin groups together from all over to band together for a march upon the world."
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138914
138915
>>138912
>>138913
"The goblins themselves refer to this as an alliance of ALL tribes. If that isn't a reality yet, it soon will be."
Anonymous
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No.138915
138916 138917
>>138913
Teyani swears colorfully and drains her ale. “I’m on my way back to Brindol, then,” she mutters. “That news can’t wait. Guess I’ll need a fresh horse.”
>>138914
Speaker Wiston speaks up
"Sir Aral, would you mind showing me that map you found?"
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138916
138918
>>138915
Aral hand over the map.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138917
138919
>>138912
>>138915
"What's got you unnerved paper boy?"
Anonymous
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No.138918
138920
>>138916
The speaker hands the map over to lady Sura.
The woman looks over the map for several minutes with wide eyes, although apparently unable to read the goblinoid scribbles.
“Lord Jarmaath needs to see this..." She declares
"Would you mind if I took it back with me?"
Anonymous
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No.138919
>>138917
"Cromar... He's a retired wizard who lives in solitude in the swamplands up north. I have a hunch that the savages might be out for his head. He's a powerful mage, you see, stronger than Immerstal the Red. He was very prominent when Witchcross saw off the last serious hobgoblin raiding about fifteen years ago. They’d remember that.” he says
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138920
138922
>>138918
"I'll make some translations on top, then you can take it."
Aral uses the ink and pen he has to quickly scribble the corresponding notes in Common on the map. He also adds "Troop estimates: 6 million or above in number" in the corner.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138921
138923
“He seems to be a man who doesn’t want to be bothered.” Henry comments.
Anonymous
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No.138922
>>138920
He continues
“He was like a father to me when I was a boy. He was strong fifteen years ago, but he’s getting old; I don’t know if he’s got enough power to hold off the type of forces you say you’ve been dealing with for long at all.”
>>138920
"Notes would be fine." the woman says, nodding thankfully.
Anonymous
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No.138923
>>138921
"Yes. That's precisely why he retired. He was indispensable in the war, but he wasn't so keen on being a court wizard afterwards."
Anonymous
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No.138924
138925
Okay, this is going a bit too slowly for my taste.

You hear the sounds or roaring, followed by screams, coming from some distance outside the tavern.

Jorr hiccups
"Huh? Wut? Encounter time already?"
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138925
138926
>>138924
Aral runs to the window/door
Spot
[1d20+16 = 17]
Anonymous
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No.138926
138929
>>138925
The afternoon is hot and still, but a line of thunderheads in the west promises a storm before long. The town bustles with activity, as a motley assortment of militiamen drill on the green. Then someone points up to the sky and cries, “Great Pelor, what is that?”
Townsfolk look up, and in a moment the town is overcome by
pandemonium and terror. With shrieks of fear, people scatter, fleeing into buildings and pulling the shutters closed after them. A sinister winged shape soars over the town—a powerful three-headed monstrosity with vast, batlike wings. The creature lets loose with a horrible wailing cry and then dives toward the people running for cover on the green.

You may roll Knowledge (arcana).
Hamfist Henry
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No.138927
“This is where the fun begins!” Henry says while uncorking a bottle of rum and taking a swig from it.
Anonymous
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No.138928
Okay, combat encounter imminent. Join me in the server so that this doesn't take hours.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138929
138930
>>138926
[1d20+6 = 17] Arcana
Anonymous
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No.138930
>>138929
With that check, you at least know that this monster is called a "Chimera", white variety.
Anonymous
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No.138931
Jorr grabs his bow. Captain Soranna rushes outside.

The monster is some 300 ft away from the tavern, breathing it's chaos down on the townsfolk.
Anonymous
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No.138932
138933
5d55d363fc6b876101aa78f7bb592a3e.png
Pic related is the monster.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138933
138934
>>138932
It's the thing that fucked Applejack.
Anonymous
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No.138934
138935
>>138933
The lingering scent of apples and maresweat confirms that it is.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138935
138938
chimera cream pie.jpg
>>138934
Hamfist Henry
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No.138936
Hamfist Henry raises his arms into the air in celebration and climbs on top of the chimera’s body. He then motions for his companions to step up onto the bodily pedestal with him. “Never forget our names. Hamfist Henry, Jorr, Aral, and Chad!” He yells into the crowd of adoring fans while blood dribbles down his face and out of cracks in his armor.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138937
Hamfist Henry is basking in the adoration of the crowd while smiling. “For thirty years, I’ve been dead. Today I am alive again.”
Anonymous
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No.138938
138939 138940 138942 138943
yes.jpg
>>138935
....

Okay, that thing went down faster than i expected.

All three heads are shot squarely, their eyes glassing over as the beast collapses.

As the Chimera dies, it seems almost confused, as if dumbfounded how it could have been defeated so quickly.

The townsfolk cheer, clapping in celebration and thanks.
....
*rolls some dice*

e_e

The monster was apparently paid generously for its work. It drops a truly absurd amount of treasure:
>Golden Pearl Statuette (of a Unicorn) wreathed in Continual Flame
>Golden jewelry worth 500 gp
>Iron Armband
>Blue Star Sapphire
>lapis lazuli
Anonymous
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No.138939
>>138938
Oh, and
>Star Ruby
This is a bullshit drop. I'd reroll it if Brozal hadn't given away all the party's treasure.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138940
>>138938
Hamfist Henry will take the golden jewelry and wear it. He also checks out the iron armband.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138941
138942 138943
Hamfist Henry is flexing and posing dramatically for the crowd while standing atop the dead chimera in an attempt to make them cheer louder. Rolled a 16 on tumble.
Anonymous
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No.138942
>>138938
"Neigh"
>>138941
"Snicker"
Anonymous
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No.138943
138944 138948
>>138938
Chad, with a passive Nature check, is able to notice that the unicorn statue is an Idol of Eponna.

>>138941
Everyone claps.
The remaining townsfolk toss some silver coins.
Gain 10 sp

Okay. Aral is skinning a Chimera. That will take him the rest of the day, with Jorr's help.

Brother Derny, who has still not evacuated, comes over and congratulates Henry, and heals him 30 HP with his spell slots.

He also heals Aral back to full health.

I'm going to skip ahead to the evening.
Anonymous
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No.138944
>>138943
I'm gonna take the statue.
Anonymous
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No.138945
138951 138983
Okay, later that evening.
Speaker Wiston assembles the party, the town mostly evacuating at this point, caravans leaving.

The town of Drellin’s Ferry is empty. Houses stare vacantly out at silent roads. The sun has just vanished behind the formidable scar on the horizon that is the Wyrmsmoke Mountains. Speaker Wiston takes a deep breath and wipes tears from his eyes with the back of his hand. “It seems we’re about out of time,” he says. “We’d best be going now if we want to keep ahead of the worg riders.”

Captain Soranna nods to you. “You’ve already done us good, heroes. Without your warning, we’d have all been asleep in our beds when the horde arrived on our stoops. You’ve saved many lives today. For that you have my thanks. But I am afraid your work may not be done yet. There’s nothing to stop the Red Hand before they reach the walls of Brindol.”
Hamfist Henry
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No.138946
138947 138949
Henry takes out his bottle of rum that he's been nursing for the past few hours and glugs down a gulp. "Is this Jorr guy a mercenary? Does he get paid?" Henry asks while stumbling in the general direction of Aral and Chad.
Anonymous
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No.138947
138950
>>138946
Jorr was being paid 10 gp a day.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
272a73d
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No.138948
138949 138950 138952
>>138943
"He is. He does." Aral takes 70 gp and hands it to Jorr.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
272a73d
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No.138949
>>138948
meant here
>>138946
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138950
138952
>>138947
>>138948
Henry finishes his bottle and tucks it away. "He's useful and I'd like to keep him around." The drunken homeless man says while handing 50 more GP and a bottle of rum to Jorr.
Anonymous
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No.138951
>>138945
"Let's get moving then before we become dog food."
"We appreciate your thanks, are we following you?"
Anonymous
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No.138952
138953 138955
>>138948
>>138950
Jorr accepts the payment and tips his hat.
"It's been a pleasure to work with ye'." The roguish woodsman says
>>138950
"Unless ye plan to stay in the Witchwood for a long while longer, i think we'd best part ways here." The woodsman says, scratching his head
"These are my woods. I've been fighting my little one-man war for as long as I can remember, and I'm not about to call it quits. The savages may have won this battle, but it'll take more than a few thousand goblins to drive me out."
Anonymous
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No.138953
138956
>>138952
"Are you sure?"
Anonymous
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No.138954
To sum up day nine:
>Hamfist introduced
>Hear about blockade on Rhest Trail
>Wiston mentions Cromar might be in trouble
>interrupted by Chimera attack
>chimera btfo'd
>treasure
>town evacuates
>Jorr wants to stay in the Witchwood
>Now Speaker Wiston and Soranna are talking
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138955
138956 138961
>>138952
"The woods aren't going anywhere. If you come with us and kill goblins by our side, we're stronger and we can drive them out of the region completely."
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138956
>>138953
>>138955
Hmmmmmmm, let me check my notes on this.
"Eh, I'll think about it..." The woodsman grumbles

Wiston clears his throat.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138957
138958 138959 138960
Who had the healing belt? I might need it with all the damage I've taken/will surely take in the future.
Anonymous
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No.138958
138959
>>138957
I think Brozal had it if i remember.
Anonymous
a897a3c
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No.138959
138965
>>138957
>>138958
No it was Whiskers.
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138960
138962 138963
>>138957
"Check Chad's bag." Jorr says
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
272a73d
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No.138961
>>138955
"Could give you a raise and pay in advance, if money is needed."
Little pause.
"Might not be any woods left, not as they are, if we don't act against the Red Hand together."
Hamfist Henry
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No.138962
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>>138960
Henry checks Chad's bag, removes the healing belt, and dons it. "Thanks!"
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No.138963
138965
>>138960
"The body bag?"
Anonymous
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No.138964
>>138962
"I doubt it would fit around my barrel belly so i hope you have fun with your new belt and slap some bitches with it for me."
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No.138965
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>>138959
>>138963
I repossessed some of Whisker's equipment and put it in Chad's bag

Hmmmmmmmm... what to do...

...

You hear the sounds of howling, shouting, and multiple screams in the direction of the caravans.

"Eh? One more fight innit' then?" Jorr says with a slight smile, grabbing his bow.
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No.138966
>>138965
Well that's convenient, i wouldn't really be able to use the healing belt if i''m in wild shape, right?
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No.138967
Henry sits down wherever a suitable and decent seat can be found. “How should we approach this next battle?” He ponders aloud.
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No.138969
>>138965
>>138968
Should i cast Owl's Wisdom on Aral?
Anonymous
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No.138970
>>138965
>>138965
*on the East Bank

A commotion in the street outside sounds out in the night.
“Run! Run! Goblins are attacking the east bank!” someone cries.
From your window, you can see bright flames leaping up from houses and buildings by the road and hear the faint roar and crackle of distant flames.

Speaker Wiston sounds the alarm. Captain Soranna runs over to the old Toll house to muster some guards.
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No.138971
Aral, with his low-light vision, can see several goblin raiders have arrived to harass the caravan as they leave. Several of them appear to be riding worgs, more appearing over the hills.
Anonymous
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No.138972
Goblinoids rain flaming arrows down on the fleeing peasants.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138973
Henry scratches his chin while watching the commotion. “Is running right in really a good idea?”
Anonymous
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No.138974
You're only a hundred feet away from the source of the commotion when you spot a trio of goblin worg riders dashing down the street, whooping and shaking their bows in the air. A powerful hell hound bounds alongside them.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138975
Henry will use all three charges of the healing belt to heal himself. He heals 18 damage and is now at 73 HP.
Anonymous
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No.138976
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>Goblins when they thought they were going to have a nice easy raid picking on defenseless villagers but face PC instead
(courtesy of Ham's player)
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No.138978
138979
Well, that was going well, until it didn't.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138979
>>138978
Misty died.
https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4