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Mixed Nuts - 'THAT' Pen and Paper RPG Thread
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13314
13316
Quick Rundown:
This(these) thread(s) started as an experimental attempt to determine whether a D&D type game could be possible over an anonymous imageboard. The results have exceeded my wildest expectations. During the week, these threads consist of game meta discussion, shitposting, bants, and more shitposting. On the weekend its on, and its something far more intense than standard pen and paper; I'm still trying to figure out all the aspects and elements.
New players are welcome at any time, and with that let me tie up the previous questions.
>>13269
Nevermind that, I was trying to help you get the unicorn right away, but its gone now.
>>13270 →
First off, you're BOTH wrong. Its an Archmage, but no one outside the Archmage knows that so spoilers.
>>13279 →
>>13282 →
Just because a race or species is listed as 'Outsider' doesn't mean they cannot migrate to other planes/realms.
>inb4 Trump says something about going back or w/e
Additionally, these factions (there are many, above/beyond the ants) have been written into the story, have been there the whole time. The ants were part of all previous 'boots' of the story, and have had successful and beneficial relations with several iterations of the active party.
The travel ban on outsiders limits those who's home is/remains any of the outer planes from entering willfully OR being summoned from interally.
Meaning, it is impossible to summon foreign ants from their home plane, but one can readily interact with ants 'from' this plane.
>13285
>13286
The scroll will come up in the future, its relevance has to do with a particular location which will be obvious after inspection. As for the potato, I'm sure he will never be heard from again. Ever.

And with that, the Game continues.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13316
13319
>>13314
>it's gone now
What?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13317
Spoilered

Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13319
13320 13327
>>13316
The opportunity, yes. Its gone now, you'll have to deal with the dwarf if you want the unicorn.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13320
mindfuck_by_2dchew.jpg
>>13319
So, I've been book-flipping to consider her level, when I wondered, is it even possible for Tracy to class as Wilder when already having the Chaotic Mind feat? The feat itself excludes power manifestation (haven't tried manifesting any yet, so no damage, sort-of..).
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13321
13322
Who exactly is Ben again?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13322
13323
>>13321
Ben runs the jewelry shop
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13323
13324
>>13322
Ah.
Why'd he need Ponimaru to deliver messages for him?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13324
13325
>>13323
Because its part of the contract he agreed to. Ben's business contract is currently Thez' only way of communicating with the party, and if you think you're taking the Terrascue AND Kefka down without her, wew. Just, wew.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13325
13328
>>13324
Ah.. So, the contract allows Thez to communicate with this plane then, with Ben as the middleman.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13326
13328
I need to stop beginning posts with "Ah". It's even more retarded than stuttering irl.
UILY4
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No.13327
13328
>>13319
But it's his unicorn. How am I supposed to take someone else's property except through dealing with the owner? I already tried to take her by civil asset forfeiture and confiscation for customs violations, and you shot that down.
\r
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13328
13330
>>13325
The contract allows them to exchange cross-planar business materials, supplies, and resources. This is made incredibly difficult because time in Hell moves MUCH faster than the Game in the passage of time, but much slower than the Game in the actual procession of days, weeks, months, etc. It is for this reason that a year in Hell feels like an eternity, because it is experienced as such even though it takes place in a chronologically short amount of time.
>>13326
Well, you could've adopted the habit of beginning your sentences with 'well', so quit ur bitchin.
>>13327
Yes, because it was jewish cuz you would have appropriated her for your own use
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13329
Pssst, mainboard rape
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13330
13331 13332
>>13328
>something something legal confiscation is Jewish
Uh, yeah? When police departments and district attorney's offices confiscate goods they sell them and keep the money
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13331
13334
>>13330
I'm not sure how to respond. When you word it that way, it seems as though you are making my point of me.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13332
>>13330
>When police departments and district attorney's offices confiscate goods they sell them and keep the money
When they do that, they're being pretty fucking Jewish.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13334
13336
>>13331
I'm not understanding you. Trumpaladin wants to acquire x that is in the possession and presumably ownership of party y. He can't rob and murder party y because of character alignment restrictions. That leaves a number of means to that end
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13336
13338
>>13334
Yes. "I want that. I should take it from him cuz reasons and then take it for myself." That's textbook jewish.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13337
Football
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13338
13339
>>13336
Have you ever bought anything for personal use ever? By your logic, if you answered yes, then you are a Jew
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13339
13340 13342
>>13338
No, because I have paid through labor to acquire the means, and I've always given fair and agreed value of time from it. I've only used credit cards this past year, so I can state that previous inequivocally. Xp
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13340
13343
>>13339
What is Trump proposed to offer Korak in exchange for getting his shit jacked, other than a new guy to kill?
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13342
13344
>>13339
Then why did you say "the opportunity is gone, now you have to deal with the dwarf" as if to imply there was any other way to take possession except through business contract, if the only valid means is business contract?
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13343
>>13341
Because fuck you, that's why
>>13340
I don't understand your question. Are you talking about when Tourcil took the elves?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13344
13346
>>13342
Because he wants to kill you now, there is no bartering or trading or whatever with him.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13346
13348
>>13344
The game left off with Trumpaladin just having made a deal to resurrect all Pirates Tourcil murdered in exchange for the unicorn, and with the Pirates all invited to a football game
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13348
13349
>>13346
Yes, and that deal was made before Korak would return to the ship and find the elves gone. Now, he's pissed because he's been had.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13349
13350
>>13348
He hasn't reached the ship yet in the game
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13350
13351
>>13349
No, but that's where he's going next.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13351
13352 13353
>>13350
Then it's not a forgone conclusion. Let the arch-negotiator do his thing
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13352
>>13351
Then you might want to put all of your skill points into diplomacy, because he's gonna' be mad...
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13353
13356
>>13351
I look forward to it. I've already thought of two possible scenarios in which no one has to die (though there will be beatings)
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13355
>>13354 →
>he's gonna be mad
I promise he won't be the only one
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13356
13357 13361
>>13353
I'm more worried about being forced to compensate for the lost items.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13357
13358
>>13356
He really should ask the pony if she brought anything back with her.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13358
13359
>>13357
Brought back from what?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13359
13360 13364
>>13358
From the jew hoard. She did mention it IIRC.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13360
13362
>>13359
I said she pocketed just whatever looked most interesting that she could carry with her (so I guess the most valuable-looking coins and some gems).
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13361
13369
>>13356
>compensate for the lost items.
You mean the slaves?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13362
13363
>>13360
Yes, and there was nothing interesting. Tracy could however use this opportunity to reveal the side-pocket of the quiver if she wanted to improve relations with Trump
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13363
13366
>>13362
Maybe, but I'm still salty about that GET. Assests will be pooled only after the wedding ceremony is completed. Until then, they'll just sit in her bag and be spent on pretty-much nothing, because she doesn't really into materialism.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13364
>>13359
Trumpaladin assumed that if Tracy had taken anything, she would have produced it to him to prove that she found the hoard at all. If he finds out she had coins or whatever and didn't mention it, he'd assume she was secreting it away, which he's in a far too optimistic mood to even speculate about.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13366
13367
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>>13363
>Tracy has no reason at all to violate Trumpaladin's trust and do the one thing he very specifically asked her repeatedly not to do, she just does it irrationally and without cause
This post makes me sad...
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13367
13369
>>13366
>expecting a yandere relationship without secrets
She'll surprise you with it after the wedding ceremony. Until then, your respective properties are under separate domains.
Anonymous
mf8Eb
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No.13369
13370
>>13361
>You mean the slaves
I think that no character, not even Tourcil and Trollestia, knows that the elves were intended to be sold as chattel slaves. Inferius, Trumpaladin, and Tracy don't even know that they were carrying elves. Only Trollestia and Tourcil know that the elves have been removed from the ship - not even the pirates know this. I am not sure anyone at all knows how many elves were removed. When Korak tells Trumpaladin that some of his cargo is missing, Trumpaladin is going to have to take Korak's word for it, with regards to the fact of it being taken, what was taken, how much was taken, when, and how valuable

>>13367
He specifically requested that she disclose all findings. It's even in the agreement concerning the child
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13370
13371 13372
>>13369
>He specifically requested that she disclose all findings.
During the talks with the Dwarf, she said "I have assets." (didn't say how much, because she didn't count it yet). That was conveniently just a bit before to Trumpaladin put his hand over her mouth to stop her from speaking anymore.
As for the Jew-gold. She already declared that.
>not even Tourcil and Trollestia, knows that the elves were intended to be sold as chattel slaves.
They had shackles on and were being stowed in the cargo hold, m8. It was pretty clear they were slaves. Trollestia could also speak to them, and it she understood they were being held captive against their will.
Regardless, the situation is that Korak is going to return to his ship, find out that his cargo is missing, and then that's when things will go down in the next session.
UILY4
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No.13371
13373
>>13370
>I have assets
That refers to, well, assets that are hers.
>mentioned the Jew gold
She mentioned that the she found the location of the Jew gold. Taking a portion of the Jew hold into her personal possession and never declaring it (or waiting until a "wedding") is a specific circumstance anticipated by trump when he asked her to help find it and when he made the agreement not to take the child.
\r
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13372
>>13370
>the slaves
GM said no one knew it was as chattel, but if Tourcil and Trollestia infer (if trollestia talked to them it didn't happen in game play) that they are slaves, then that's their little secret
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13373
13374 13378
>>13371
>Taking a portion
I said she took a few coins and/or some gems if they looked interesting, as in for the sake of bringing back proof, not taking a large portion for herself to do whatever (what would she do with just a few coins anyway?)
>assets that are [i]hers[i].
Thez's intentions may have been ambiguous when she gave her the quiver, but Tracy already would've considered it and its to be a replacement for her knife cozy.

Anyway, just focus on your own character's knowledge until that point in The Game comes up.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13374
13377
>>13373
>as if for the purpose of proving the find
Legit question, why did she not produce it when she said she made the find? Was she waiting for him to ask?
>the quiver
The quiver is Tracy's. It's none of Trumaladin's business.

I am focusing on my character knowledge, damn it! Right now, he's under the assumption that everyone can get everything they want, and he can in fact have two scoops.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13375
13376 13377
>Torc made the dwarf mad
This should become...
Intresting
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13376
13385
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>>13375
I'm imagining a few possible outcomes, most of which are far worse than they need to be
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13377
13379 13385
>>13374
>why did she not
Short story: I was lazy.
In hindsight, a few coins don't make for much proof anyway.
>>13375
Next session is going to be fun especially since I didn't get to kill anything last time.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13378
13381
>>13373
I was being deliberately ambiguous. Giving you her quiver was a very calculated decision which was pushed earlier in the fight than I had intended because Tracy was already unarmed. It was intended to be a replacement knife cozy, and the side pocket is a bag of holding the size of a broom closet. You had mentioned the efficient quiver or whatever it is (Elohna or w/e) and that's essentially what Thez' is, except more suited to brutal murder.
It was known through limited empathic 'dialogue' between Troll and the slaves that they WERE slaves, so her response is entirely accurate. The removal of the slaves was a given as soon as Torcuil summoned her. What isn't known is the state that an angry troll would leave the below-deck of a slave ship in, but it was intended to cause massive butt devastation.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13379
13382
>>13377
But you did, you defeated 5 gibberling clusters
UILY4
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No.13381
>>13378
I know this is the kind of thing that really would be settled in gameplay, but did all of the Pirates who were conscious leave the ship and go to Trumpaladin?

Also, since the trip from the building to the ship has got to be at least one quarter mile, maybe more, do I get several free actions?
\r
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13382
13383
>>13379
I just remembered that after typing.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13383
13384
>>13382
>doesn't even remember killing what sounds like a large number of things
Does nothing sate you?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13384
>>13383
My bloodlust knows no bounds.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13385
13386
>>13377
I've got a meme up my sleve since "omae wa mou shindeiru" didn't work, so fun is accurate
>>13376
One is killing the dwarf
That would fix our problem

Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13386
13391
>>13385
>killing a guy who would be a powerful ally to have in combat against the archmage or other battles, who has a powerful small army we could call on, who is well liked by everyone in the town, who could procure for us rare things from far away, and who knows much about our enemies
No. Just no. That should not be your first thought

>omae wa
I'm guessing that's either some sort of Celtic or some sort of weeaboo
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13388
13389 13396
GM, what to the additive modifiers on a Monster's skill list entail? As in, when using a monster's natural skill that says "Concentration +25", does that really entail a +25 addition to the roll for the Concentration check ( i assume it doesn't, but what does it do?)?
Also, after counting her skulls, Tracy moves over to the library and looks at the atlases on local geography, in an attempt to garner information on the Emperor's city. (it's not actually him I have to kill before i can get the assassin class,
is it? He seems like the final boss, almost.)

Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13389
13390
>>13388
There's a page full of modifiers. It's something like a 10 or 11 breaks even, les is negative, and higher is a few points added

I think Tracy would start where she left off, which is in Trumpaladin's arms as he walks with the Pirates towards the docks. But noted for when there is time later

I knew you were full of shit when you said you were not trying to take him for your assassin class
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13390
13392
>>13389
>as he walks with the Pirates towards the docks.
Weren't they all at the tower?
I didn't believe it, but I felt it was implied. I was just wondering who the "Emperor" in question was for the quest.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13391
13394
>>13386
It's weeaboo, but fun fact: I have never actually watched anime. But cletic could be good to use
And he's also a slaver, keeps dropping hints about wanting to steal Trump's wife, and who know what else
Besides, pirates don't have a reputation for being honest.
His first mate could be a completely different story though.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13392
13393
>>13390
They were all outside of an apartment which would have been inside of a newly constructed tower building in Port Barry, presumably located next to the main plaza. It's not going to be a full 58 story building because there is no steel and I'm not sure if I can get away with mule-powered elevators, but it's still much taller than any building previously existing in Port Barry. Trump left to go with the Pirates to their ship after he made the deal, so he could help execute the transaction and talk them into converting to Football/whatever other arrangements are necessary to get them into being reliable allies. He picks up Tracy and carries her so he can be she isn't off doing something that would mess everything up *cough* Tourcil cough *cough*, so he could have an ally should the Pirates try to fight him, and frankly because poor Tracy being left alone was just kind of a sad sight. So they should be walking now just outside the apartment building.

Actually you're right, it's an entirely different guy that Thez mentioned in some letter. Just if you go kill this guy, be sure to tell your Flashy so he can send in an army to complete the job of spreading freedom and democracy
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13393
13395
>>13392
I'm not about to give you all the details for anything.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13394
>>13391
>slaver
Eh, no one is perfect. But we can talk him into different industries. You know, if given a chance to talk out these problems.
>wants to steal Trump's wife
Trump doesn't have a wife in this dimension, and he stopped doing legal marriages after getting a criminal conviction for bigamy in his past life. But I'm sure that if he did, she'd be so desirable everyone would want to steal her. But wife stealing from a professional and notorious waifu thief is not so easy.
>pirates are not so honest
It was established that he and the Pirates could be trusted so long as it was in their best interest to do something. They want glory and good reputation, they love and carry about Port Barry, they like wenches, they don't want to die and know we can kill them, they want the arch-Mage dead, they took interest in the Broncos, and they stand to benefit from the economy being successful. So really, there's an extremely high amount of overlap between their interests and the group's, besides the fact that they can be bribed and threatened. Their behavior is frankly more predictable than certian party members, and in a way more trust worthy.
>first mate
He might be better. He might be a total dick. What we do know is that Korak was willing to offer his ship as support in attacking the arch-mage, and was willing to provide a large amount of information about our enemies. He was also willing to back down after having his ship robbed and his men murdered. But thank you for mentioning the first mate, I'll think about recruiting him.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13395
13397
>>13393
Marriage requires trust, little pony.
>details
I'm just going to say that he had weapons of mass destruction regardless. All you need to tell me is when and where.

Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13396
13400
>>13388
>concentration +25
That's precisely what it means. This is why it is necessary that players dole out their skill points, so I can give them more than a 10 in stealth, for example. A saving throw or skill check is influenced by the relevant attribute (ex: dex for tumbling or the following), the character's skill rank (20 or w/e) and other miscellaneous modifiers from items, spells, or w/e. A 15'th level rogue can only have a max rank of 15 toward an attempt to set a trap. With a decent dex he would probably get a +2. This means that on a 20 die-roll he could make a DC 17 trap. That means that another rogue needs a 17 or better on their spot check, and roll a DC 17 on their disarm check, also with modifiers applied.
I've been almost entirely nerfing the skills system so far.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13397
13398 13443
>>13395
>All you need to tell me is when and where.
That'd be beside the point.
>marriage requires trust
Then stop dragging your feet and get ready to finish the ceremony, you deadbeat.
UILY4
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No.13398
13402 13439
>>13397
Think about this. Do you want this freedom mission to go down more like after killing Ghadaffi in Libya and no troops were sent in, or like Iraq where there was a proper occupation alongside killing the dictator? Except of course minus the pulling out part. Because as Tracy should know, Trumpaladin does not pull out.
\r
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13400
13401
>>13396
I was hoping to allocate my characters skill points and levels when I finally got the class I wanted... I guess I could (with some help) if it'll make the game smoother though.
>tfw your super-saiyan form is still boss as fuck though
Would she have time to craft some potions at this point? I was looking for Potion of Rage.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13401
13405 13408
>>13400
No potions. You can hold off applying some skill points, but you use stealth alot. Without applying points toward it, rogues like Korak can see you without rolling just by skill points.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13402
13404 13407
>>13398
Act like you're assuming my character has Good intentions/alignment. I don't even know who the target is, so the rough draft intention is "Kill this guy because he's a faggot and make a scene out of it people hate him, but mostly just because I want to and need to release all of this pent-up edge before I explode, and I kind of want to try the stunt that Thez suggested."
Please to asking me to clarify character motives. It's spoiling the fun.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13403
Stealth is especially important to classify because its 2 checks in one; first one has to initially hide, then they have to move silently to maintain stealth. When moving they are beaten by listen checks, and when stationary they are beaten only by search checks.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13404
>>13402
you act like*
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13405
13406
>>13401
Is it too late to give-up on Wilder?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13406
13408
>>13405
To give up on? No. I'll say the chain control is part of the nightmare-ism if you're worried.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13407
13409
>>13402
Oh I don't care about intentions or whatever, I just want newly opened power vacuums to be communicated to my character in time to take advantage of the situation
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13408
13409
>>13406
Good, That makes things easier (psi powers are complicated anyway).
>>13401
Does she have time to add an armor-plate around her abdomen?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13409
13410 13412
>>13407
I'll say this much. If I suggest a course of action, consider it an intuitive thought that if gone along with might trigger a cinematic progress that will most probably result in a peaceful and beneficial exchange. I won't tell players anything more that "perhaps if", or "You should consider" or something along those lines.
>>13408
I would think a chest-plate would be less encumbering. Also to the earlier bone/skull question, it occurs to me that such materials would totally fit with the nightmare motif, as well as Tracy's character in general. Yeah, you can have an armor thing. You'll need it.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13410
13411
>>13409
Oh I was talking to "Mrs. Sentry," who wanted to start a party in some foreign land without inviting her Flashy. He said something about "stop asking for motives," and I was trying to explain "I don't care why you are killing this guy, just please give me a heads up so I can try to influence the new management"
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13411
>>13410
Gotcha. I threw in the bit about courses of action just cuz I was reminded. Trump and Tracy are the ones most involved in advancing the story, so that was an fyi.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13412
13413 13415 13440
Also, Infernius attaining meta-psionics without changing classes confused me: how does acquisition of abilities work in this game? Can meta-magic/psionic abilities really just be attained through study? I'd just like some insight.
>>13409
We skullhoers nao.
Alright, there were three giant skulls and several other bones, and Tracy is experienced in working with them. They should make sufficient light-weight plating when attached to the hydra-skin armor.
>tfw no pics on Jewgle to illustrate what the armor looks like
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13413
13414
>>13412
>bone armor
Why you gotta wear such garish armor? Why can't you wear beautiful bronze like Fae's natural armor or something stylish like Korak's dandy armor
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13414
13415 13416
only the dead can know peace from this evil.png
>>13413
>Why can't you wear beautiful bronze like Fae's natural armor
Don't. Fucking. Tempt. Me.
I've been wanting to do that for quite a while now: I had to make excuses not to do it.
>bronze
It's brass.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13415
13417 13418
>>13412
A skull breastplate then, layered/secured over the hide w/ straps? Not enough time to fashion the greaves so I'll say it's +3 for now?
>>13414
This, it could still happen. Itd make some nice crafting supplies too,... HD Hide (hydra/dragonne) would be most swank.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13416
image.png
>>13414
You can ask Lenos or your Flashy if you want to be in beautiful Amber clad. Notice how the poner on the right is well protected against most attacks, but gives off the look that she's fit to in the presence of royalty, while also retaining her natural cuteness and sexuality
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13417
13418 13419
>>13415
By the way GM, I've been meaning to bring this up in gameplay. Can Fae be transformed into a Unicorn by Tourcil?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13418
13420
>>13415
She'd make the most awesome armored surcoat too. Think of Hercules's Nemean Lion pelt, only with shining brass scales.
>>13415
Did that use-up just one skull, or all three? Anyway, that should at least protect her baby-maker.
>>13417
Unicorns and lions are natural enemies even in European mythology. Also, really?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13419
13421
>>13417
Polymorph, yes. A willing subject can be given new form for 1min/level (Torc is 15) which 10rnds/minute is 150 rounds.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13420
>>13418
I'd think one, the giants have big heads compared to a pony.
UILY4
?
No.13421
13422
>>13419
Well, I guess 15 minutes is technically long enough for my purposes if cast at precisely the right time, but is there any way to do it for a much longer period of time?
\r
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13422
13423 13425
>>13421
Permanency spell, but that's beyond any character's ability
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13423
13424
>>13422
Tourcil can cast "seeming" on any subject, right?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13424
13428
>>13423
Yes. Seeming is an illusory disguise spell. Tracy has a mask that can achieve those benefits without a spell though,....
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13425
13426
>>13422
What would be the wisest distribution for those 6 stat points we have to allocate? I was thinking mostly dexterity, but idk... I was figuring she'd be in her monstrous form in situations during which she needed the epic strength boost, but I'm not sure exactly what each stat is useful for.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13426
13427
>>13425
>6 stat points
I think you mean 3
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13427
13429 13431
>>13426
Ah... *smacks self for doing it again*
Put that all into Dexterity then. She's already got monstrous (though limited) strength for situations where she really needs it.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13428
>>13424
I thought about that, but, well, that's Tracy's mask
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13429
13430
>>13427
>Dexterity
That's... Actually a very good allocation of skill points for your character's play style
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13430
13431
>>13429
Nightmare-form fighting feels like a separate play style altogether, but increased Dexterity seems better in both forms (especially since she can't use her hooves to hold stuff in that form, despite huge strength). It should at least be useful enough for stealth and speed.

How many skill points did we have to allocate again?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13431
13433 13450
>>13427
TRacy's dex is now 19 with subsequent bonus increase in several areas including AC and skill checks.
>>13430
I need to know Tracy's experience layout, including experience reserve for assassin (don't save them, by the time you kill the T and the nerd, she'll have more levels anyway).
Most classes have a formula for determining starting skill points, and gain class-specific points per level. I can crunch those numbers for everyone except Tracy right now (unless Infernius devoted more levels to psionics).
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13432
And with that, I'm out
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13433
13434
>>13431
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Another character now has more points in some skill than mine does in charisma. *screetches childishly and autistically*
What is my lay out again?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13434
13435
>>13433
In nightmare form, she's got more than twice your strength.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13435
13436
>>13434
I'll still smite an outsider if necessary
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13436
13437
Spoilered
>>13435
Remember: open hand.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13437
>>13436
You win this round... But one of these days, your luck will run out, heretic
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13439
13441
1493181243383.png
>>13398
you really think Ghadaffi was a dictator?
>top kek
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13440
13442
>>13412
i multi classed into jedi.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13441
image.png
>>13439
It was an example of how not to overthrow a government
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13442
13453
>>13440
What are your clerical domains anyway?
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13443
>>13397
>stop dragging your feet
Oh shit
NO fighting plz
Come to your consuler with your problems
Signed,
Torcuil
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13444
Praise Epona.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13450
13451 13452 13469
d58320a7def0ad11645c147c1f9897ba.jpg
>>13431
Okay then.
Everything that didn't already go into Rogue goes into Blackguard. I've completely given up on Wilder, Pyro, and Psionic Fist, so just say those went into BG. Last I knew, she had two levels in Blackguard, but she'll need more in the future to realize her ambitions.
As for the rest, save it for Assassin.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13451
13455 13456
e75.jpg
>>13450
How is she fit for black guard? Also, the description in the 5th edition makes it look like grade A heresy
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13452
13455 13456
MmdVbBR.jpg
>>13450
>Her ambitions
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13453
13457 13461
>>13442
natsoc
memes
truth
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13455
1459486083589.jpg
>>13452
>>13451

Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13456
13458 13459 13460
>>13451
>How is she fit for black guard?
Well, she's already got the prereq's for it. Nightmare is the quintessential Blackguard mount too, so the thematics fit. Blackguard spells are lawful evil, so that fits my ghost rider narrative.
Also, I'm an edgelord and a megalomaniac to boot. I have since changed the root of my character development plans and ambitions.
>>13452
Oh hush. You're only barely meeting the Lawful Good requirements for Paladin anyway.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13457
13459
>>13453
Amen, brother.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13458
>>13456
It's the lawful part that seems difficult to reconcile with her
>Barely meeting the Lawful Good requirements
I'll rebut this when I can think of an argument
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13459
1460094321589.gif
>>13457
>>13456

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13460
55529862.jpg
>>13456
Look, all I'm saying, is that she's been on knife's edge to getting exterminatused for a while now

>Megalomaniac
Well, that would explain the root of the problem THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, DAMN IT
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13461
13462
8e8848d287ed7da86d51906b61fbcf4c.jpg
>>13453
I wonder what kind of spells natsoc could have..
>detect Jew
>antisemitic field
>Iron fist
>Blitzkrieg
>Whiteskin
>Gotterdammerung
Could also look up Buddhist/Hindu rituals for aesthetics: they have 6 gorillion that involve swastikas as an essential part.
pic unrelated
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13462
13463 13471
>>13461
>pic related is me.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13463
13464 13465
>>13462
Why doesn't your OC have the stars and bars painted on him though?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13464
13466
>>13463
Shooping isn't easy you know.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13465
13466
>>13463
he dosent know about north amareica.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13466
13467
>>13464
But he repaints his OC (err... permutation of Iron Will) fairly regularly

>>13465
My character and yours need to have a talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn9CLxtifXc
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13467
1491100315694.jpg
>>13466

Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13469
13470
>>13450
So how many again?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13470
13472
>>13469
I assumed 15 in rogue and 2 n blackguard, unless there could be more in BG.
Anonymous
bh6D0
?
No.13471
13511
>>13462
What kind of sword does your character use again? I might attempt shoops, if I find the motivation to stop being a lazy faggot.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13472
13473
>>13470
That would be 17 classes total. You have 15 total to allot
Anonymous
bh6D0
?
No.13473
13474 13475 13476
>>13472
In that you are correct.
If I take 13 ranks in Rogue (pretty sure that's minimum) and 2 in blackguard, will I still have the skill points needed to get the necessary ranks in disguise, hide, and move silently for the requirements of Assassin?
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13474
>>13473
Well, Korak was able to spot you without any sort of spot or listen check. I'd be a bit worried about that.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13475
13787
>>13473
Yes. Before taking the 2 blackguard ranks, you have 130 skill points to distribute. Rogues always get the most skill points, and it only takes 1 point to rank in class skills.
From Blackguard you also get 6 additional skill points as a blackguard

Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13476
13481
>>13473
Also, I checked, and assassination is as a matter of fact Imperium approved. Just don't use the Blackguard harvest souls ability, at least don't use it on any human-esque enemies, and you won't get divorced https://youtu.be/RYtQMhnBtTw
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13477
Wait, I did that wrong. Here's the equation
1st level: (8+1)x4
Additional levels: (8+1) x (increased levels)
36+(9 x 12) = (ans) + 6 (bg) =138 skill points.
No more than 18 points per class skills and no more that 9 per cross-class
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13478
13555
Trump has 54 skill points, Torcuil has 72, and Infernius has 36
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13479
13787
So Tracy can max out disguise, sneak, and hide and still have 84 skill points.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13480
I'm still confused as to how this all works
Anonymous
Q3hfR
?
No.13481
13482 13484
>>13476
>Harvest souls ability
Wait, is that even a thing? The closest thing I can think of is Death Knell. Pretty sure only Necromancer's can pull a soul from the body.
No promises.
FYI. I normally make combat decisions based on what seems "edgier", so don't give me ideas if you don't want to see something.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13482
13483
>>13481
At 2nd, you get aura of evil, detect good, poison use (blah), dark blessing (charisma bonus to saving throws), and smite good 1/day.
Anonymous
OIXRn
?
No.13483
13485
>>13482
At what level doesn't she get Bull's Strength then?
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13484
>>13481
>no promises
So that's the game you want to play is it?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13485
13486
>>13483
You also get 1 1st level and 1 2nd level spell per day
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13486
13487 13488 13490
>>13485
Ah.
Actually, can I spread those points between Wis, Int, and Dex then? I didn't think I would have so many skill points available when I put that all into Dex.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13487
>>13486
*smacks self for typing "Ah" like a retard*
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13488
13489
>>13486
"Nope!"
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13489
>>13488
Ok..
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13490
13491 13492
>>13486
Skill points are different from ability points. Also, your character has a lady bug charm that you never use. What do you want to trade for it?

GM, what are Trumpaladin's ability points?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13491
13497
>>13490
S 13
D 11
C 12
I 13
W 14
Ch 16
His +3 has not been assigned yet.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13492
13493
>>13490
>your character has a lady bug charm that you never use.
Forgot about that.
>Skill points are different from ability points.
I figured she'd need the Dex for stealth.
>What do you want to trade for it?
Moar evil magic.

I get it though. She's a beast at this point, even when not transformed.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13493
>>13492
Any chance you'd be willing to make a deal on the last bug charm?

>she's a beast at this point
Take another look at the number of rogue skills. You'll see pretty quickly why that class needs to have four times the number of skill points as the paladin class. There are far more things you need to spend it on
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13494
13495
GM, does the strength modifier apply to attacks with melee weapons?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13495
>>13494
Of course, damage as well.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13496
13513
Which incidentally, Infernius better be careful not to break himself with those arms.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13497
13498
>>13491
I could have sworn you had him at 14 Int last time

Are magical beasts covered by the "handle animal" skill or something else?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13498
13500
>>13497
No, Trump would need a separate skill for that (exotic). IDK about Int, above is whats written down. I'll look back when I have time.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13499
13501 13502
In terms of Etherealness, how many actions does changing planes count as? Can sneak attacks be done in the same turn as changing planes?
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13500
13502
>>13498
If my profession check is high enough does that mean I will not be denied a business loan
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13501
13502 13503
>>13499
>change planes AND make a sneak attack in the same turn
No. Just no.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13502
13504 13506
>>13499
Its a reasonable strategy. Note that Tracy's perception of the material plane is limited to immediate surroundings (5-10') when in the ethereal.
>>13500
That's precisely what that's for
>>13501
Don't worry
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13503
13508 13625
flat,800x800,075,f.u10.jpg
>>13501
*momentarily considers maxing-out Escape Artist skill to appear inside characters' bodies*
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13504
13505
>>13502
For skill ranks, does the ability score modifier give free ranks, or free points on a skill check?

Also, how do I gain the Negotiator feat?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13505
13510
>>13504
They ability modifier is added to the skill and other modifiers on a skill check.
>>13504
>Negotiator
Choose it. Everyone has 6 feats plus whatever bonus feats for race or class.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13506
13507
>>13502
If a new ability point is applied to int, raising it to 14, would the int modifier retroactively apply to skill points gained (since it would raise the modifier from +1 to +2) or only prospectively?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13507
13508
>>13506
Prospectively
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13508
13509 13512
>>13507
Am I eligible for the "Inquisitor" feat?

>>13503
This idea has already been explicitly considered and rejected
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13509
>>13508
>rejected
I never said that
>Inquisitor
Investigator?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13510
13514
>>13505
I took improved sunder for Blackguard, but I'm undecided about the rest. Any suggestions?
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13511
>>13471
a Zweihander.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13512
13625
Spoilered
>>13508
>rejected
That only applies for spaces that are filled with solid material.
Anyway, I've been playing true to the Element of Unoriginality: all of my options I've considered have been rip-offs of something I've seen on 4chan.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13513
>>13496
ill be fine.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13514
13515 13530
>>13510
You would need a light armor proficiency for your current setup (technically medium also to add the breast plate, but its not a full breast plate yet). You would want two-weapon fighting to go double-knives,....
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13515
13516
>>13514
Could quick draw apply to switching between weapons?

I'm feeling like Negotiator, Leadership, and Multi-attack
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13516
13517 13520
>>13515
Yes, but don't forget that Trump needs 3 feats in armor. Oh hey look, humans get 1 extra skill point per level, giving trump an extra 15 skill points, same for Torcuil
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13517
13518
>>13516
what are the racias for minotuar? also how many points can i put into a skill?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13518
>>13517
18 in class skills and 9 in cross-class skills. Cross-class skills take 2 points, and for minotaur I used Hal-orc stats, which were already applied
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13520
13521
>>13516
I need three feats to wear heavy combat armor?

>15 points
My power grows
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13521
13522 13525
>>13520
Yes. Armor proficiency pertains to a character's ability to move in armor, as well as utilize it properly in combat (deflection, protecting vitals, etc.). Its not like weapon proficiency where you get a negative to attack.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13522
13523
>>13521
Oh.

So I can max out in three skills and have 15 points left over?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13523
>>13522
Yes,
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13524
>inb4 Diplomacy, Intimidate, and Bluff
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13525
13526 13527
>>13521
The wiki says Paladibs and Clerics get armor proficiency (all three levels) as free bonus feats
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13526
>>13525
It does, carry on. ^_^
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13527
13528 13529
>>13525
can i put skill points into a non class skill?
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13528
>>13527
i want to do a reverse mr bearington.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13529
13551
>>13527
at 2/1
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13530
13531 13533 13538
green fire.jpg
>>13514
Yeah, I thoughyt of those, but I also considered that the boss fights would be in Nightmare form (only 1 weapon), so for those only I was considering something like:
>great cleave
>Improved bull rush
>rapid metabolism
>Awesome blow
>Two-weapon fighting
Most wouldn't be accessible unless transformed, but would work well when facing a damned army. I was figuring Silent killing in pony form; and charging beast in monstrous form, for dire/extreme. situations.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13531
13533
>>13530
Also, aren't blackguards proficient in all armor types?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13533
13534
>>13530
Nevermind, light armor is an automatic feat for rogues
>>13531
Huh, so they are. That makes no sense, but w/e
>>13532
Kek. Remember, you're saving one of those for Thez
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13534
13535
>>13533
It will be remembered. /)
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13535
13536
>>13534
post pic i didnt get to look
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13536
710x528_8925762_6577684_1459347547.jpg
>>13535

Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13537
mainboard rape.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13538
13539 13540
>>13530
Although, if I took those feats, she couldn't craft a Vorpal sword..
That's fine, I'll figure out another way to acquire one eventually.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13539
13540 13541
>>13538
i need one too
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13540
13543 13545
>>13538
>>13539
Funny you mention that. I've a quest in mind that accomplishes just such a task (acquiring uber-master Smith)


Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13541
13544 13552
1391477706061.jpg
>>13539
>Wasting those buffed-as-fuck arms
You should dual-wield battleaxes or clubs
Maybe pic related.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13543
13546
>>13540
*pony ears twitch*
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13544
13548
>>13541
but the blades are vorpal.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13545
13546
>>13540
*Minotuar ears twitch*
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13546
>>13543
>>13545
Mind you, that will be three sessions off at the very least, but yes its literally in the cards.
UILY4
?
No.13547
13549
Wait a minute.

If I chose the special Paladin feat "Devoted to a Cause," and if my patron grants me access to the Law domain, does that mean I can cast that Dictum spell Thez used?

>Paladins can chose a feat whereby their mount can Smite Evil
The Smiting has been doubled!

\r
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13548
13549
>>13544
I was thinking greatclubs that did additional slashing damage.
Isn't Hitler in the War domain? I bet they would count as his favored weapon.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13549
13550 13552 13553
explain.png
>>13547
Can I get a link for that?
>>13548
>slashing with greatclubs
>pic rel
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13550
>>13549
Idk how weapons work... I just know some do both bludgeoning and slashing.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13551
13691
>>13529
Should I put a few points into Control Shape to make Tracy's monstrous transformation less bullshit?
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13552
13554
>>13549
the clubs have blades attached
like >>13541

Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13553
13554
>>13549
The dictum spell is listed as one of the spells available under the law domain http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Law_Domain
The effects of the dictum spell depend upon different things though, so it probably wouldn't be as powerful as when Thez casts it, but having the ability to at least paralyze non-lawful Allies who piss me off enemies would be remarkably useful.

The feat that allows access to a Patron's domains is here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)

Actually though, I think I like the Charm domain and especially the spell "Charm Magical Beast" even better.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13554
13557
>>13552
So a literal fasces? Sure, have at it.
>>13553
Quite. I didn't know about the domain feat, It is so.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13555
13556 13558
>>13478
So, what can I do with these skill points?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13556
13560
>>13555
Basically you want to max out on the things you already do and whatever with the things you do less/not. There are lots of Mage-skills that are useful in context.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13557
13562
>>13554
vorpal fashaxes im gonna get the uber forger to make them.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13558
13559
>>13555
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Skills
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13559
13561
>>13558
>i wasted trips on this shit
Thanks though
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13560
13562 13564
>>13556
What are Tracy, Tourcil, and Inferius's hit dice?
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13561
>>13559
What would be the best skills for a mage?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13562
>>13557
You could probably craft them now (just a bunch of uniform rods and an axe), minus the vorpal attribute.
>>13560
When transformed, Cauchemar Nightmare has 15d8+105.
They're physically the beefiest of all hoerslike creatures. Not unlike mudpones.
I figured she'd be pretty squishy in warpony form though, unless I'm wrong.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13563
13568
could lennos craft me some FashAxes or can i?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13564
13566 13705
>>13560
Tracy: 13d6 + 2d10
Torcuil: 15d4 + 15
Infernius: 15d8 + 60
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13565
13566
Those are base die-rolls, without accounting for race.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13566
13569
>>13564
So I roll 15 4 side dice and add 15 to the result
>>13565
>Torc is a puny human cause forgot about race
Does human get any bonuses?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13567
13701
File (hide): 0.0 (0.0 bytes, 0, )
I'll let Players do their own dice rolls. ^_^
Praise Epona
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13568
13569
>>13563
Infernius spent quite a while working with him, so i wouldn't put it past him to bundle a bunch of sticks around a reinforced battleaxe.
Not sure if the characters have the time before the next round though.

Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13569
13570 13571
>>13566
Correct, and no modifiers for human.
>>13568
Not of masterwork quality, and not near enough for vorpal. Lenos can masterwork, but now Infernius is a student so he's on his own.
>no time
This
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13570
>>13569
Torc can give him his old axe things now that he has his dagger
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13571
13573
>>13569
do i get some free skill points in craft?
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13572
13576
Definitely taking Charm if that is one of Trumpaladin's patron deity's domains

Also, holy shit, these spells. Can they work on player characters?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13573
13574
>>13571
Sure. +3 in blacksmithing (I'm combining weapons and armor)
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13574
13576
>>13573
Okay, I think I've picked three for Torc
>decipher script
>Autohypnosis
>spellcraft
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13575
13580 13585
Fuck. Celestial Chargers have saving throws of +15. At least Cauchemarsare easier targets

Is there a way to increase the chances of a spell working against a saving throw?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13576
13577 13578 13579
>>13572
Yes, spells can be directed at other players, and in some cases affect other players whether directed at or not
>>13574
Nice
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13577
13583
>>13576
What classes besides Clerics can use Domain spells?
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13578
13579 13581 13597
>>13576
updated char sheeeeeeit
infernuis
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38
Dex=9
Con=18
Intelligence=10
Wis 13
Cha 16

Armor
the bracers of armor +4

Spell like abilites
"Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword.

Feats
>Dodge
>Psionic Weapon
>Greater Psionic Weapon
>Wounding Attack
>Psionic Body
>Psionic Dodge

psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive

inventory
endless bandage
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
REgen stone ,
belt +5 str

cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth

skills
10 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13579
>>13576
>>13578
what is my swords hd?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13580
13587
File (hide): 0.0 (0.0 bytes, 0, )
>>13575
Unicorns are notoriously hard to catch.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13581
13582
>>13578
I wish I were diligent and could remember all of my characters stuff... I did invent a new system of math to calculate her insanity though.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13582
>>13581
just open a .txt ans write down your stuff.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13583
13584
>>13577
Paladin. I don't know, but I suspect a level 3 Blackguard with a patron could as well
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13584
13586 13589 13598
>>13583
I know of powerful Patrons, but I dare not speak'th thy names.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13585
>>13575
The DC (difficulty class) for a saving throw is determined mostly by GM's whim cuz its otherwise a ridiculous calculation to do for every spell.

Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13586
>>13584
Cuckthulu?
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13587
>>13580
A 1 in 4 chance to succeed with Charm Monster or Dominate Monster is pretty good odds I think. 1/2 for a cauchemar
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13588
13591
How many domains does a diety usually have?
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13589
13590
image.jpeg
>>13584
Please accept Columbia as your goddess
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13590
>>13589
uncle SAM wouldn't like that.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13591
13592 13593
>>13588
Serious question, I'm trying to make a list.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13592
13594 13595
>>13591
3-4 depending on deity scope
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13593
>>13591
Don't worry about it, it was a Paladin unique feat that only exists in this edition. It may not exist in Blackguard version. Even if it did, you'd need 7 or 8 or 9 levels in Cleric or Paladin/Blackguard to access these spells.

It's a more interesting question for Inferius, since I bet he can access multiple domains and he has the required number of levels.

Also I don't see any information on the number of domains gods have
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13594
>>13592
are my domains ok?
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13595
13596
>>13592
Um... Either way, can we say my Patron Diety includes Charm within his/her scope?
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13596
>>13595
eleway is charming.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13597
>>13578
>the faggot writing this would make a character sheet, but can't remember my stats
I'm gonna look for them tonight.
I'll be back in ~3 hours.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13598
13599 13603 13606 13607 13620
>>13584
Speaking of which, Gods in this game should be memes.
>Ebola-chan: Destruction, Glory, Charm, Repose
>Tay-sama: Artifice, knowledge, Trickery, Community
>Epona: Animal, Charm, Community, Travel
>Winter-chan: Weather, Protection, Water
>Kek: Chaos, Darkness, Trickery, Magic
>Hitler: War, Nobility, Glory, Law
How does this look?
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13599
>>13598
truth should really be a domain of hitler.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13601
13602
GM, can I cast in succession Dominate Monster, Geas, and Charm Monster in successive rounds? I can't quite find the limits
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13602
>>13601
that would be a hell of a concentration check.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13603
13604 13607
image.png
>>13598
>No America, Elway, or Football
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13604
13605
>>13603
>Implying those aren't all the same thing
I knew GM would want to decide that, so I didn't step on his turf.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13605
>>13604
Goddamn right the holy trinity is unity. That's my Patron Diety
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13606
>>13598
Meant to type Liberation in place of Tay's Trickery.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13607
13608
>>13598
Done, needs work tho like >>13603 said


Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13608
13609 13610 13614
>>13607
I'm reconsidering things already...
Maybe:
>Elway: Community, Glory, Liberation, Creation
>Ebola: Destruction, Repose, Air, Evil (but it's a cool evil! She's a devil anyway.)
>Kek: Darkness, Chaos, Magic, Rune
>Tay: Artifice, Knowledge, Liberation, Good
I'm new to this...
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13609
>>13608
Actually, replace Magic with Trickery for Kek. Chaos, Darkness and Rune are a must for him.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13610
13611 13613
>>13608
Ebola-Chan doesn't equal Nurgle?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13611
>>13610
You tell me. I figure Air because it's her dream to become Airborne.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13612
13619 13676
FUCK YES

Unicorns only have a 6 Will score, even if Celestial Chargers have a 15

Also, GM, what are the Will scores on the player characters?
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13613
>>13610
This
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13614
13615
>>13608
Actually, there's no point for Ebola to have Repose.
Replace that with Charm.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13615
13616
>>13614
why would she have charm?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13616
13617
392.jpg
>>13615
Her catchphrase.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13617
>>13616
ok point taken.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13618
13719
1400832__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_implied grimdark_knife_sketch_sword_weapon.jpeg
How many swords are in the tower inventory? Better to have one equip for Tracy.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13619
13629
>>13612
Unicorns are immune to both charm and compulsion.
What were you planning?
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13620
13621 13623
>>13598
Get rid of darkness for Kek
>Hilary Clinton: Darkness, evil, email, jews
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13621
13622
>>13620
Kek IS Darkness though: he's the deification of the darkness element of primordial chaos.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13622
>>13621
Fine, but I better get some dark spells cause of this
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13623
13624
>>13620
>George dubya bush:FREEDOM, Usury, Deception
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13624
13628
>>13623
You forgot:
>jet fuel, steal beams
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13625
13626 13627 13629 13638
>>13503
>>13512
But on a serious note, could I actually do this? Just phase inside characters bodies, find a 3-inch air/fluid filled space, and then just annihilate them from the inside before they even knew what was going on?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13626
>>13625
2 inch*
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13627
>>13625
i dont know of any rules against it.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13628
>>13624
>memes
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13629
13630 13631 13649
MY LITTLE PONY EXISTS IN D&D
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Unicorn_(3.5e_Race)

>>13619
The spell resistance you mention exists in the 5e, but does not exist in the 3.5e THANK GOD.

But obviously, something to make Trollestia stop fucking things up, and "charm monster" on the Slovenian Unicorn

>>13625
I still think that was already rejected
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13630
13632
>>13629
>spell resistance does not exist in the 3.5e
Check again. It's under Special Qualities.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Celestial_Charger
You'd have to take them to dinner first, like an honorable Paladin would.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13631
13633
>>13629
Fuck! The 3.5 is immune too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother fucking fucking fucker!
I'll find a way
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13632
>>13630
Whoops. It's under unicorn too though.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Unicorn
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13633
13634 13635 13637
>>13631
>Paladin using his powers for selfish intentions
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13634
>>13633
You know, if she's a my little pony class and not a large horned-horse, then the racial bonuses need not apply
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13635
13636
>>13633
My waifu can help out with the war effort. Somehow. I guess comfort
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13636
13638
>>13635
Better ask Elway for that big a request first. In normal D&D, you gotta pray for spells daily.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13637
>>13633
i think elway should reprimand him.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13638
13639 13640
>>13625
>3 inches of air to teleport in an 8 foot 1200 pound horse
How is this anything other than teleporting inside of solid substance? If there is a 3 inch pipe below ground surrounded by bedrock, and you try to teleport an eight footlong, 2 foot diameter, 1200 pound horse into the 3 inch pipe, are you doing anything other than trying to teleport something into solid matter?

Second, why should we assume the plane-changing starts at a point that expands until the entire creature is through? If instead it functions like a door, then there would need to be a hole that is big enough for the creature to go through, something like 3 feet by 3 feet for a horse like entity. And alternatively, what if the entire horse thing enters all at once? Then it would have to displace all of the matter at once.

Now if the entity is smaller than the area it is coming into because it is shrunken, that would be doable...

>>13636
That's literally how the charmed spells work. The unicorn is already there, so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13639
13642 13676
>>13638
It would only work if one maxed-out Escape Artist to get Extremely Tight Space: allowing one to fit into a space the size of two inches or more.
I'm not about to blow skill points on that though.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13640
13642
>>13638
>so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
That doesn't mean he couldn't see you.
Also, I read the Paladin description. Where does it say they have access to domain spells?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13642
13643
>>13639
>there's a skill that allows someome to fit in 2 inches
Wait what.
>>13640
Right here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Feats and here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
It's a feat named "devoted to a cause." The description is:
>You gain access to one of your deity's domains. You gain the domain's granted power and you may add the domain's spells to your Paladin spell list, up to the level that you are able to cast. For purposes of this domain only, your cleric level is equal to your character level.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13643
13644
>>13642
Oh, I never saw the class feats before. It doesn't show up in the wiki I use...
Would've liked Kick 'em While They're Down..
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13644
13645
>>13643
>Kick Em' While They're Down
Can't you take that anyways though? The only requisite I see for it is the "sneak attack" feat, which you probably get for free as a Rogue
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13645
>>13644
Idk how class feats work, but I'd like that one.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13647
13648
>>13646
Do we care?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13648
>>13647
idk. Ask GM.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13649
13653
>>13629
To be fair, Torc is the only reason hhe did that shit....
Shit that puts him in worse light
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13652
13653 13676
How many points does it take to max-out a skill?
SKXd0
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No.13653
13654 13655
>>13649
I geniunely think I can completely slavage the situation if only given about three rounds worth of talking without things actively getting worse. If Tourcil wants to cast a "Now hol' the fuck up" spell that freezes all pirates (and preferably player characters) for a small number of rounds, should the pirates indicate they want to fight, it would be appreciated.

But seriously, like what the hell on some of these spells? With a 45% probability of overcoming a saving throw, I can perfectly mind control a Cauchemar in a single round. If only I can keep them within 60 feet of me for 10 minutes, I can geas player characters with 60% probability of overcoming a saving throw. But charm a unicorn into sleeping with me? Nope.

>>13652
It's player level plus 3 at least for me.
\r
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13654
>>13653
I can charm Korak though
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13655
13656
>>13653
> like what the hell on some of these spells?
They're Domain spells: spells of God (think Moses in the Exodus). That's what it means to be a Cleric: Clerics have to be devout to their patron deity's creed (one slip and they lose their powers; not unlike a Paladin staying Lawful Good), and they have to pray for their spells in advance to use the God's powers (GM just cut out that part, because he wanted to steamline things). That Homebrew you referenced was basically a mechanic that shattered the divide between the two classes.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13656
13657
>>13655
>Thinks I'm opposed to daily prayer
The Denver Broncos are the sole proprietors of the football cup. In the days before football, there were no cups, no Football, and no Broncos. The Ponies wandered in darkness, for there was no light to guide them, and they did fornicate with each other for they knew not what else to do with their time.

Then the light of John Elway came unto them, and he brought forth the cup from which all blessings flow, and he did bade them to drinketh from that cup, and that which they drank was Football. And so it did fill their cute widdle pony bodies with the heavenly goodness of Football, and their eyes were open.

Thence no more did they fornicate with each other, but did fornicate with John Elway, who bade them go forth and fornicate with Anon, for to fornicate with a pony is to fornicate with Football.

Football.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13657
13659
>>13656
Well, that's fine, although the regular game drawback would be you had to also decide and prepare (there are materials for rituals in some versions) which spells you were going to use for the day.
A Paladin is the same, although their spells are much more limited (no domain spells in canon), and they prepare them through morning meditation.

If you wanted to multi-class a a Cleric to get more divine spells, you probably could, although you wouldn't be able to level-up a a Paladin anymore, due to Paladin's special restriction.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13659
13660
>>13657
>Multi-class as a cleric
Without this feat I think access to the spells would be impossible, because most of these spells require something like 9 levels in Cleric, which would be basically impossible and not worth giving up the added levels in Paladin.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13660
13662 13664
>>13659
Well, it's up to GM to decide these thing.
Imo, if you wanted two classes worth of divine spells, you may as well have just been a wizard.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13661
13675
infernius studying.png
Forgot to post a nice pic I found for Infernius.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13662
13663
Capture.PNG
>>13660
We can say the same thing about all of your special requests
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13663
>>13662
touche'
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13664
13665
>>13660
>you may as well have just been a wizard
Or a meme mage
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13665
13666
maxresdefault.jpg
>>13664
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13666
13667
>>13665
True art
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13667
petting kek.jpg
>>13666
Digits confirm.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13668
13669
GM, what magical meme powers can I get from pic related?
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13669
13670 13672 13676
Spoilered
>>13668
Fucking hell, forgot the pic
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13670
13671
>>13669
I'm pretty sure an item like that burns the hand of any non-Chaotic, non-Evil wielder...
Otherwise: the power to effortlessly smite all your enemies and take over the entire world.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13671
>>13670
Gosh, I've been making only awful jokes all night...
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13672
13673
image.png
>>13669
Gah! Nuke it from orbit
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13673
13674 13682
Spoilered
>>13672
"..Use me, Flashy..! I can make you God Emperor..!"
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13674
>>13673
FUCKING KEK that's a good one
"I've always wondered what it was that Primarch Horus was offered that could make him, the Emperor's finest, stray from the light; betray his oaths. Now... Now I know..."
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13675
>>13661
needs less horns.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13676
13680 13682
>>13612 Fort Refl Will
Trump +9 +5 +5
Torcuil +5 +5 +9
Tracy +6 +8 +4
Infernius +9 +5 +9
>>13639
Oh? You're not? That's a shame, I'd have let you.
>>13652
18
>>13669
LIke I'm gonna tell you in advance

Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13680
13684
>>13676
I absolutely was later on, I just wasn't about to start an argument with him about that.
>tfw Will-let
..Y-you can't control me..!
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13681
13684
Love conquers all.png
>>13201 →
>be ghost-pony
>be Assassin
>be stalking high-rank target
>Almost have it in the bag
>Was able to get all the way into his private chamber by phasing through walls
>Be sneaking up behind him, with perfect stealth check
>be ready to stab the mofo, knife in maw
>'oh no he's wearing masterwork armor! My awesome back-stab won't work.'
>lol, not a problem
>become ethereal
>Phase into his body with ghost-powers
>He doesn't notice because materialfag
>materialize inside his bowels with supernatural talent
>wait a few minutes for right moment
>Target is relaxing, if not a bit constipated
>then suddenly-
>a fucking horse bursts out of his midsection in a grizzly whirl of blades
>he's dead before he even knew what happened
>Guards hear explosion and burst into the room
>they see seemingly innocent pony
>continue to look for assassin, until they realize the "innocent" pony is covered in blood
>try to seize monster-pony
>lol no
>phase through floor, waving 'goodbye'
>guards don't know wtf just happened or what to do
>GhostPonies=1; MaterialCucks=0
>mfw the Four Horses Sisterhood has a signature killing jutsu
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13682
13683 13696
>>13673
T K
O E
P K

>>13676
I don't understand what these stats mean

Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13683
13696
hide the body.jpg
>>13682
>I don't understand what these stats mean
Neither do I, but I don't object: it looks reasonable.
Anonymous
UILY4
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No.13684
13687
image.png
>>13680
>>13681
I'm watching you
Anonymous
Q3hfR
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No.13687
13688
>>13684
Better rank-up on Spot then, 'cuz I'm invisible.
Anonymous
UILY4
?
No.13688
13689
>>13687
I have multiple ways of finding you telepathically
Anonymous
Q3hfR
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No.13689
13690
>>13688
>telepathically
How?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13690
13694 13696
>>13689
If she falls to Dominate Monster, the caster would have the ability to experience what the target is experiencing, short of sensory input, besides the ability to give orders.

There is also another way, but I don't want to name it.

And besides those two, I'll find something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMwUeVawng
Anonymous
Q3hfR
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No.13691
13693 13696
Was Tracy able to find any worthwhile info in the atlases in the Library during the period before the next round? I want to find more info about the continent and exploit the local knowledge skill.
Also, I've chosen the two Special Rogue abilities for Tracy at level 13:
>Bonus Feat: Improved Overrun
>Bonus feat: Dire Charge
>>13551
Not sure if this was seen, but is there a way to rank-up this ability to transform more freely?

One more question: Does Magic Vestment oil actually transform the clothes into heavy armor, with all mobility drawbacks?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13693
13696
Alright, I definitely want "Devoted to a Cause" as a feat, with John Elway granting Trumpaladin access to spells and the power of the Charm Domain. If not, I'll give up on it as soon as it is explained where in D&D canon a rogue can transform at will and with no spells into an extraplanar monster and back again, or can psionically control chains, or any number of other things I can and will find.

Besides that, I will be selecting Leadership, Negotiator, and Quick Draw as feats. That would leave me two open feat spots hat I have not yet filled.

I would like to ask if feats like "Great Constitution" and other "epic" feats like that are restricted to those with 20 levels in a class or higher.

I will be allotting my skill points as follows (tentatively, I may change).

Diplomacy: 18
Sense Motive: 18
Profession (Businessman):18
Knowledge (Royalty and Nobility): 5
Knowledge (Religion): 10

I will be adding +1 point to Strength so
S 14
D 11
C 12
I 13
W 14
Ch 16
Plus 2 points I want to wait to allot until I have specific information
>>13691
I think the next round is going to have to start immediately, or within 10 minutes of where the last round ended off. Making giant skull armor, going to the library, studying or whatever, is going to have to wait until a lull in the action, which I think could happen after the immediate pirate situation is resolved, but before the next stage of the action.
>>13691
Are you willing to make a deal on the ladybug charm?

Anonymous
Q3hfR
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No.13694
13695
>>13690
>Wanting to wear girly charms
It's a wife's duty to defend her husband's masculinity. Just what kind of deal with Tracy's Faggot would you be proposing to overlook that?

Also where was the post where the new gear received after the Soros battle were listed? I'm in the middle of typing my own sheet.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13695
13697
>>13694
Can I ask Tracy really nicely to let him borrow it indefinitely?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13696
13709
>>13682
>>13683
Its a table depicting fortitude, reflex, and will saving throw modifiers by character.
>>13690
Yes, I'm definitely glad I made Trump Good.
>>13691
>Vest oil
No, it doesn't increase the weight or encumbrance, just the armor bonus. Thez uses Magic Vestment, and she's neked.
>>13693
>I'll give up on it as soon
Dammit, he's onto me. I'll allow a partial skull breastplate because it was inquired about some time before characters were in the current advancing timeline with Korak, so I'll let Tracy have it.
>>13691
Soon, very soon. As for transforming, some skill points would make sense.
Anonymous
Q3hfR
?
No.13697
13698
>>13695
Don't bother asking. She'd keep it from you for your own good.
>wanting girlish charisma
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13698
13699
>>13697
>Not willing to dress nicely for a husband whose work depends on image
And you really should rethink your bone armor. Just yuck
>>13697
I'll let you keep taking GETs, trips and quads. You know that's a bannable offense on /1ntr/

Anonymous
Q3hfR
?
No.13699
13700
>>13698
Oh no, she'll wear it, she just wouldn't let you wear it, because she knows you're a man with high standards.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13700
>>13699
Well, should someone's bone armor happen to be thrown in the trash, or should someone's flag be changed to Canadian...
Anonymous
Q3hfR
?
No.13701
13702 13705 13709
>>13567
How do I apply racial modifiers to hit dice?
Last I checked, she was a fiendish warpony, so her species hit dice should be 2d8+8 (17 hp) but I have no idea how much that is...
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13702
>>13701
Let the GM do that
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13705
13707
>>13701
see >>13564
Anonymous
Q3hfR
?
No.13707
13708
>>13705
Got it (although I'm still having trouble understanding) I'll figure it out.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13708
13709 13710
>>13707
13d6 is rogue hp, 2d10 is blackguard. Tracy gets no constitution bonus. The values are not set, and while I reserve the right to modify HP rolls, I'm leaving it up to players to make the actual rolls.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13709
13711
>>13696
>Trump Good
Playing Lawful Good is very difficult because everyone is evil here and everyone deserves to be purged. But when you play like that, like Tourcil did with the slaves, it just has bad consequences for everyone. It robs you of allies and resources you need for later for fights against more important and more evil enemies. So you pretty much have to narrow your focus on what evils you want to fight, and adopt a sort of "The enemy of my enemy dies second" attitude and tolerate the existence of a great many evils so long as it is necessary to achieve a long-term, over-arching goal.

I'm basing this in large part on the foreign policy of Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan, which was focused around doing anything necessary to fight a great and dark evil, overlooking numerous smaller evils in the process. I also take inspiration from the civilizational goals of the George Bush and William McKinley foreign policy, which sees America as an ideal worth spreading to others. Donald Trump's Domestic policy, especially in Immigration, also forms a large part of my understanding of American good.

Of course, I included a hell of a lot of Donald Trump's actual life in the way I play this (am I the only one who has read "Art of the Deal"). The paranoia and megalomania are a personal touch.
>>13696
>Tracy have breast plate
Shouldn't the characters start that scene naked or almost? Is there a moment to put on Armor?
>>13701
So there is nothing for which you would be willing to bargain the ladybug?
>>13708
So... I can have "Devotion to a cause"? Besides this, are feats like "Great Constitution" available to those with less than level 20?

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13710
>>13708
Does Trump get any bonus, racial or otherwise, to his 15d10 HP?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13711
13713
>>13709
>Devotion
Yes
>Great Constitution
Epic = lvl 20+
>bonus
Yes, a combined +15 to total (+1 con for each level)
Anonymous
Q3hfR
?
No.13712
13713 13714 13716
What's Tracy's Con Stat again?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13713
13714 13716
>>13711
Is this feat possible for a Paladin? http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Inquisitor
>>13712
Is there nothing for which you'd be willing to bargain the ladybug?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13714
>>13713
>>13712
Anything
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13715
13716
GM

HOW DO I GET THIS
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Armour

I kind of just assumed I had something at least aesthetically similar
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13716
13717
>>13712
11
>>13713
A Psionic Paladin
>>13715
smh
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13717
13718
>>13716
Her Char was also 11, right?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13718
13719
>>13717
Correct
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13719
13720
>>13718
Noted

Do you have any idea how many rounds ago the post that listed the new gear was? I'm trying to make a character sheet.
Also >>13618 I'm taking a sword.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13720
>>13719
Uh, new gear? I don't follow.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13723
>>13722
*cries in corner*
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13724
>>13721
Oh, that post. Yeah, that works, although I'm waiting for Tracy to actually dig through the ducats before I go into any more detail; there IS more detail after all.
>>13722
She did, and she even gave you the combination. See above.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13725
13726
>>13721
>apartment
Aren't the characters at the the tower?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13726
13729
>>13725
No, it's a very different building. One in town
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13728
13729
is the map maker done with my map?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13729
13730 13731
>>13728
Yep.
>>13726
Trump and Tracy are at the apartments, Torcuil is at the tower, and Infernius is,... not specified at the moment.
>>13727
Now I'm confused again
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13730
>>13729
cool cool are we in cinema mode?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13731
>>13729
>I'm confused
I will say nothing except that this slight has been noted and will be remembered

Inferius should be outside of the apartment building, which does not have a specified location but should be near the main plaza. You will be able immediately to join with Trumpaladin, Tracy, and Korak and all of the pirates as they go to the harbor. Or go immediately to the map shop

GM, if I can select actions, I would like to don armor before leaving, at least through the medium level, pick up my arms, and while walking, CALL MOUNT. The time during the walk should be filled with attempts at friendly dialogue
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13733
13740 13745 13747 20280 20284
Alright. This is Tracy specific (no one knows this) but here's the quick rundown on Thez' ducats.
There are about 13 pieces of jewelry ~1-1.5k in value, floral patterns and motifs.
There is a little over 1kgp in assorted coin (mostly larger coin, with some pieces and plates of platinum and other metals).
There are dozens of chains of larger and smaller capacity, all totaling about 2kgp in value.
There are several bracelets, bangles, and other assorted jewelry valued at about 3kgp.
There is a matching set of embroidered velvet gloves, "pants", and masquerade mask, totalling 1kpg (gilt, stones, etc.).
There is a pile of earrings, ear cuffs, toe rings, totalling about .5kgp.
There is a small empty skull-shaped bottle with a jewelled stopper (.5kgp), and a larger spherical bottle that is so full there is no air in it, also with a jewelled stopper.
There's a solid-gold garter with rubies along its surface that has the "knife sheath" that she wore openly. The sheath is a sheath of holding, capable of holding anything from a dagger to a claymore as though it were a wee pocket-knife.
There's the frilly-lace and platinum garter which has the array of stones and which is the combination device that holds "the" stones. There's the mounting jewelry that Thez attached the quiver to her tail with, which is an over-the-top piece consisting of fragmented rubies arranged in a manner that makes it look like dragon's scale.
The whole material value of the set is near 100kgp, and if one knows what's inside, the value is more like 500kgp.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13734
13735
>>13732
how do you open locks with no fingers?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13735
>>13734
stab keyholes with knives
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13736
13738
>>13732
How did this get unspoilered?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13737
13739
>>13732
>unquenchable... friskiness
...
>Gilded, Silk Adorned saddle that her husband never uses
Maybe if she tried half as hard to woo him as Fae did, she'd get further
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13738
13739 13743
>>13736
grrentext dont mix well with spoilers
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13739
13743
>>13738
It was partially spoilered earlier
>>13737
ROUGH DRAFT
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13740
13741 13742 13750
>>13733
What is kgp? We've been using shekels?
>All of this fine jewelry that would look great on a trophy wife but is never used

Why did Thez will almost everything to Tracy
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13741
13743
>>13740
Because she'd keep it safe.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13742
13747
>>13740
for the babby
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13743
13744 13746
>>13739
>>13738
It was just godawful to read completely spoilered. I went to look at it in Edit and there was a "s" but no ending. I edited out the spoiler because it was just awful

>>13741
Sitting on it uselessly like a dragon on a horde or a jew on his gold
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13744
>>13743
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13745
13747 13750
>>13733
>Thez wrote me out of the Will
Another slight that will be remembered
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13746
>>13743
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13747
13748 13750
>>13742
This.
The foal will have a great upbringing.
>>13745
You can have access to it after you finish the wedding ceremony and become part of the unified family.
>>13733
Is this in the bag, or is it part of the stuff that Tracy would've found in her room and transferred to the treasure chamber in the >RapeDungeon during that week after?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13748
13749
>>13747
The damage is done. No matter, he does not need Thez any more than he needs you. Not anymore.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13749
>>13748
ouch
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13750
13752
>>13740
It wasn't a Will, she just threw it all in her 'pocket', and ended up giving that to Tracy cuz OMFGWTFBBQ
Kgp = 1000gp
>>13745
Are you KIDDING?! She gave u her frickin' sword!!!
>>13747
Purely bag contents, omitting the pieces u know about (dragon crown-thing, butterfly brooch, ladybug charm, etc.).
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13752
13753
>>13750
Was the side pocket itself gifted to Tracy?
So is a gold piece a shekel?

Only counts as one item
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13753
13754
>>13752
The side pocket is attached to the quiver, so yes. A gp is a shekel.
>>13752
>only one
What a jew
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13754
13756 13759
>>13753
>What a jew
You clearly see that the items were not distributed even remotely close to evenly

So it's Tracy's quiver?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13755
13756 13757 13772
ready and willing1.png
Will we have a session tonight? I'm free for the night.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13756
13758
>>13754
Are you a commie then?
>>13755
Maybe, dunno
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13757
>>13755
same
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13758
13760
>>13756
Why was so much more left to Tracy though?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13759
13762
1484538377109.png
>>13754

Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13760
>>13758
Because it was in Thez' pocket when she gave Tracy the quiver, cuz Tracy had no weapons. It wasn't "Gorshk, I'm gonna give all my wealth to Tracy", it was a hurried "put everything away" and then later "What? No weapons? Here".
The only items that were given with deliberation is the items that were left in the rooms.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13761
13762
Better question: Why does Trump's faggot care so much about who has what monies?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13762
13763 13766
kek_rodina_alunya_by_comradepepe-dadzm64.png
>>13759
>He doesn't have superior memes

>>13761
It's not the monies
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13763
13764
>>13762
My memes were rationed-away by a faggot in a communist thread on /pol/ who insisted that my collection of memes gave me an unfair advantage in thread banter.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13764
13766
CpVZJV5UIAAJtaa.jpg
>>13763
>Rationed away
Communist industrial might is superior
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13766
13769
1482038388519.png
>>13762
>>13764

Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13767
13768
leftypol catgirl temptation.jpg
>>13765
>implying true communism has been attained yet
Keep on working, Ali. That 4th syndicate won't build itself.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13768
13769
>>13767
>fucked up twice
I surrender.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13769
13770
1496923354448.png
>>13768
These nice men here of the NKVD will accept your surrender and take you to the train that will take you to the gulags
>>13766
The fuck is that?
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13770
13771
1480826028326.png
>>13769

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13771
13773
94c4da3d20832d568632743ba1dd4704.jpg
>>13770
>Promoting a nationalist western oppressor of indigenous populations
>ever
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13772
>>13755
I am free
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13773
13774 13786
1480826255906.gif
>>13771
>implying you read the meme
>implying the Palestinians care about you.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13774
13775
gazarally11.jpg
>>13773
>Implying you care about the Palestinians
>Implying the meme didn't read you
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13775
13776 13778
1505603614524.jpg
>>13774
>i do actually care about the plight of the Palestinians.
>because fuck joos
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13776
13778 13779
>>13775
I never gave a fuck about them, but sometimes I pretend to, just to stick it to the kikes.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13777
13778
Praise Epona.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13778
13780
Really.gif
>>13775
I don't care about them. At my university they are a bunch of leftist extremists.
>>13776
I dislike the Palestinians more. The Jews and Israelis here don't riot or threaten violence
>>13777
I'm watching you
Also,
>not football
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13779
>>13776
id rather associate with muzzies than kikes tbh , at least the muzzies are up front about how much they hate us.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13780
13781
>>13778
>riot or threaten violence
I don't condone that at all, unless it's in Israel.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13781
>>13780
same here.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13782
13783 13784 13785 13786
>is watching virtual divegrass now cuz you fucks are off the rails
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13783
13785
>>13782
GM, I've determined that I want to allot the remaining two ability point to my charisma score to bring the total to 18.

Also, how many of the Charm domain spells can I cast a day?
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13784
>>13782
wes just talkin bout them khazars masta
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13785
1230788__explicit_artist-colon-alcesmire_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_4chan cup_absurd res_female_football_headless_headless horse_nudity_origi.png
>>13782
Watching while shitposting with one hand.
>>13783
Clerics prepare two Domain Spells at the beginning of each day.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13786
>>13773
That makes sense

>>13782
Can I talk at the same time as casting a full round spell and while invoking a free action? Also, how much can I talk in a round?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13787
13788 13790
>>13475
>>13479
I'm going to start by putting 8 ranks into Move Silently and Hide, then put 4 ranks into Disguise.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13788
13789
>>13787
dont forget to add it to your sheet
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13789
13791
>>13788
Do I need to add species/racial bonus to my character sheet? Should I list bonuses and skill points separately?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13790
>>13787
May as well just max-out Hide and Move Silently to 15 each.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13791
13792
>>13789
add it all.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13792
13794
>>13791
Separately?
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13793
>>13732
Holy fucking shit
Thats long as hell
GM, could I kindly have my level as I go digiing for stats
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13794
>>13792
no just write that you have a bonus in it
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13795
13805
I just wrote up a speech to give to Korak that will probably piss off GM, but my God was it fun to write.

I really want to RP this
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13797
13799 13800 13801 13803
Before anyone gets too carried away, please note that Tracy's Cauchemar transformation IS NOT on par with a full-form Cauchemar, and that her stats and abilities are likewise NOT on par
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13798
>>13796
We can all find the page. We know she exchanges her normal stats for those when she wild shifts or whatever it is called
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13799
13800
>>13797
... What?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13800
>>13799
>>13797
Okay, I remembered she has more limited shifting between planes
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13801
13802 13804
>>13796
>>13797
Whats a Cauchemar?
And whats Torc's level?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13802
>>13801
I have him as a 14th lvl Sorceror, 1st level Theurge (15 overall)
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13803
13805
y9zlvlt49xey.jpg
>>13797
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[angry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13804
>>13801
Basically a Nightmare with a couple extra feats and a lot more strength.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cauchemar_Nightmare
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13805
13808
>>13803
>Huge
Large
>Nightmare feats
Feats listed for Nightmares/Cauchemars are for actual nightmares/cauchemars and not "recently augmented player types". Deal with it.
>>13732
Before added bonuses (which I recall were all put into Dex) I have Tracy's stats at S 13 D 16 C 11 W 9 I 13 and Ch 11.
Where'd the +2 str, +2 wis, and -1 Int come from?
>>13795
Oh goodie
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13806
13807
>prepares autism
Okay char sheet time

Name: Torcuil
Human Male
Allignment: Choatic good
Class: Meme Mage
>Level distibution
14th lvl sorceror
1st lvl theurge
Lvl 15 overall
>stats
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14

Fort: 5
Refl: 5
Will: 9
>>Inventory
>Meta Staff
(Weapon) Self-affecting magic
>Staff of ultimate power
(Weapon) Traditional spells
>Magno-rod
(Tool) Allows the moving of metal objects, using magnetism
>Meme Tome
(Item) Used to prepare Meme Spells
>Claymore Dagger
>Ring of Jumping
>Ear cuff(?) Of blinking
>the personal shield thingy

Skills:
>decipher script
>autohypnosis
>spellcraft

Hit die: 15d4+15
>Le fin
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13807
13810
>>13806
Ring of protection +3

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13808
13813
>>13805
GM, in the play session last Saturday, I did a Sense Motive check on Korak, and you listed all of the things he truly wants and values. I could not find it when reading through again. Could you please reprint it?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13809
13812 13813
465.gif
>mfw I've been basing my entire play plan on being able to turn into a nightmare and bulldoze the party out of trouble when the going got tough, but now I find out she's nerfed and I don't have an unfair advantage anymore
Then I guess she'll just have to keep hunting down and devouring infernals until she consumes enough essence to achieve a true nightmare transformation.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13810
13811
>>13807
When did I get that?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13811
>>13810
At the same time you got the bracers
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13812
13814 13815
>>13809
>Becoming a Jew
Do I really need to say anything?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13813
13815
>>13809
You can still bulldoze, Trollestia did it quite easily last round, you're just not the size of a small house. Poor you.
>>13808
1. Korak, 2. Money, 3. Ship, 4. Pirates/Barry/etc/wtfe
I don't know what you're referring to, but that's the list
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13814
13821
>>13812
Ahh, thanks
https://dmingwithcharisma.com/2011/10/dd-stats-in-simple-language/
Is this accurate for our purposes?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13815
13816 13819 13822
>>13812
I will devour the Jew and claim the spoils his throne!
Why do you think I want the whip and vorpal sword? I had an ongoing theme of her inheriting the powers of the enemies she consumed.
>>13813
I was hoping to duel her in the future and prove which beast was the superior monster... Oh well, I'll show her someday.
>small house
The wiki says it's the size of a light war horse
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13816
13818
>>13815
A huge creature is not the size of a light war horse. A LARGE creature is the size of a light war horse. A huge creature is 125%-150% the size by height and/or volume.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13817
>>13796
id suggest creating a seperate sheet for the ghost horse form.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13818
13821
>>13816
Ah. I was wondering why the entries on every site I visited listed that creature as Huge, but still said "about the size of a light war horse"; it made little sense to me at the time. Must be some error in the listings or something (idk how the game works though)
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13819
13820
>>13815
>Vorpal sword
I thought it was really weird, because she's always depicted as holding large knives
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13820
1850595-vorpal_poster.jpg
>>13819
I'd prefer a smaller blade, but it should be vorpal.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13821
>>13818
Huge would mean that a 6' tall human would be standing face to chest with her.
>>13814
Meh, I'm not impressed. It does good job of describing a baseline (10-11) but totally nerfs the higher stats.

Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13822
13823
1458339243624.gif
>>13815
>not wanting vorpal fashaxes
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13823
13824
restricted___vorpal_blade_png_by_frozenstocks-d53u7x4.png
>>13822
>Implying she could dual wield weapons that big in nightmare form
I have a theme to work on anyway.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13824
13825
>>13823
>Wielding weapons at all in Nightmare form
Is the hoof attack not good enough for you?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13825
13826 13828
Since she doesn't have 31 Str in Nightmare form anymore, I guess Awesome Blow is disqualified. Can I have Improved Multiattack instead?
>>13824
She'll always have a knife on her.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13826
13827
>>13825
Of course she'll always have a knife on her. Using it when all you have is a hoof? I don't know...
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13827
13829
>>13826
>Dexterous Maw
She'll hold it in her mouth, like she did during the last boss fight.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13828
13830
>>13825
Does she have three natural weapons to attack with in nightmare form? I thought she just had her two front hooves?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13829
13830
>>13827
Does she still have dexterous maw in Nigtmare form?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13830
13832
>>13829
Dexterous maw was part of the Awakened Horse homebrew. I assume it still counts when transformed, because the head shape is not unlike a horse's.
>>13828
She has three: two hooves and a bite attack (nightmares are predators)
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13831
13832 13833
So, are we gonna do anything tonight?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13832
>>13830
Well, if you are not getting full Cauchemar strength then you might as well

>three attacks
Be advised multiweapon attack applies only to natural weapons, not to melee or magical weapons. I wanted it for myself until I discovered that

>>13831
God I hope so. I've been preparing for a while now
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13833
13835 13836
>>13831
After review, I have Torcuil and Troll at the tower. Trump and Tracy are at the apartments (NOT with the pirates), and Infernius was at the back of the pirates when they left, not sure where he is headed.

Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13834
13836 13837
I took a 3 hour nap and have lots of beer and coffee, so if everyone is ready and still in the surroundings (board) then we can get started
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13835
13839
>>13833
What happens when Torc leaves thtt booth thing?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13836
13838 13839
GM, I would like to note that I should now have 18 ranks in Diplomacy, as well as 5 in Knowledge (Royalty), and 18 in Sense Motive, besides the negotiator feat and a Charisma score of 18. With "Devotion" and the charm domain I can invoke that domain's power - a charisma increase of 4 points for 1 minute. With a full round devoted to casting the spell, I can also cast "eagle's splendor" once a day as a Paladin spell.

So this means I would have
18 in Diplomacy, +2 from synergy from knowledge, +2 in Synergy from Sense Motive, +2 from the Negotiator Feat, and +4 charisma modifier from my normal charisma. If either Eagle's splendor or the charm unique power is activated, that rises to +6. It rises to +8 if both are activated

So I should have +28 points added to a diplomacy check on normal and up to 32+ if the spell and special power are activated

>>13833
>>13834
I'd like to start walking with the pirates as they go back to the docks. I do not want to leave their sides. I prefer to be carrying Tracy in my arms
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13837
13838
1480826211770.gif
>>13834
lets go my dude
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13838
13841
>>13836
It should take several minutes to walk to the docks. In that time I would like to chat with Korak and the pirates and very importantly, CALL MOUNT.

>>13837
If Inferius is seen within range, "Inferius, please come join our new friends."
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13839
13840 13842 13851
>>13835
He's still hungry
>>13836
Are you going to put armor on first?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13840
13843
>>13839
If it can be done without losing Korak (I can invite them in for alcohol to buy time) then yes, with Tracy helping or a random pirate helping if possible. If it cannot be done without losing the pirates than no, I will not be
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13841
13845
>>13838
oh hey trump. what do?
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13842
13844
>>13839
Torc trys to find the mess hall, looking hopefully for some haggis
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13843
13845 13846
>>13840
Interesting choice, pajamas then? The pirates have had a long night of booze and impromptu fighting, and are eager to turn in. In following them, you would run into Infernius, and can call him along if you like.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13844
13848 13852
>>13842
There is a replicator straight outta star trek. In a moment, there's haggis.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13845
13847 13848
>>13841
"Make friends. Tell them about the Jews - not just Korak. Help us bring back the bodies"

>>13843
No Armor? Okay then. Call Inferius and, I cannot emphasize this enough, CALL MOUNT
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13846
>>13843
>Eager to turn in
That's quite alright. Their resurrected companions will be waiting for them at the football game in 12 hours
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13847
13850
>>13845
Fae comes swooping in from the air, to the amazement of Korak and the pirates.
"Ye're just a barrel full of surprises ain't ye."
F> You called, Lord Trump?
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13848
13849 13850
>>13845
>>13844
i start reading a few passages from mein kampf.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13849
>>13848
outloud to the pirates to see if any of them are interested
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13850
>>13847
To Korak
"Why thank you. This is my mount. Fae. She knows all about Elway, Football, Ponies, and America. Trump tower is in the air, so I will need her to fly me to it when I help you."

To Fae
"Please be ready to carry me and items as need be."

>>13848
Good choice
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13851
13855 13856
Alright, for now I've decided to allocate skill points to
>15 in Hide
>15 in Move Silently
>5 in bluff
>5 in Sleight of Hand
>10 in Handle Animal
>4 in Disguise
What benefit would I get if I invested points in Control Shape?
>>13839
*puts on armor*
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13852
13854 13861
>>13844
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h3uBr0CCm58
Hmmm
What to do
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13853
13862
Let's say Tracy fell asleep in my arms
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13854
>>13852
>jej
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13855
>>13851
You should accompany me. Ideally in my arms
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13856
13857 13862
>>13851
You mean aside from being able to legitimately control your shape better? Armor noted (hide is easier than plate).

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13857
13858 13862
>>13856
Can I get partial armor like leather armor? Failing that, can I get a business suit? Failing that, can I get literally anything more than pajamas?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13858
13859 13860
>>13857
You can have a business suit, but no time for more if you want to keep up with the pirates.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13859
13863 13864
>>13858
I will take business suit
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13860
>>13858
Taking both weapons
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13861
I forgot to specify
I put all my skill points equally into the 3 I picked
>>13852
Torc decide to rest for awhile, until he can figure out what to do with the pirates
I'll be back "soon"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13862
13864 13865
>>13853
She'd wake up as soon as she smelled the lion
>*sees lion*
>*sees the jewish dwarf that shot her*
Now she's pissed-off.
>>13856
I was going to try to have her assume hybrid form for certain situations, but now I'm not so sure how beneficial partial transformation is.
>>13857
>Trumpaladin not only wearing the most high-class golden armor
Do full armor or just a classy business suit.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13863
13865
1482042395992.png
>>13859
>not sleeping in a suit.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13864
13866 13867 13868 13869 13870
>>13859
"So what did ye come back out here ta meet me fer? I thought our business was concluded for the night, all things considered."
>>13862
Here's the skinny. Smaller = faster Bigger = stronger. There's less significant elements, but that's basically what it boils down to. You can smoke and fly in either form, but you can't NOT smoke/fire in big form.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13865
13870
>>13862
"Calm down little pony. You got something from me last night and this morning she's never gotten. You may just get more if only you stay good

>Full armor or suit
Good point. Business suit only

>>13863
Also a good point, but it was complicated by sex and needing to like like I was having sex
>inb4 have sex in the suit
I wanted to show Tracy more respect than that
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13866
13867 13872
>>13864
"Concluded? It's not concluded until it's executed. Let me take your men and the unicorn."
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13867
>>13864
>>13866
"Where is she anyways?"
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13868
13872
>>13864
are any in the group interested in my preaching?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13869
>>13864
"Are you sure you wouldn't rather stay in some of our apartments?"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13870
13871 13872
>>13865
Most Anons wear the suit while fucking: it's part of the deal.
>"calm down"
[suppressed stabbing sounds]

>>13864
Sure, I'll take 9 points in that then.
Could she advance her transformation further by taking more ranks in the future?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13871
>>13870
Well, that would explain why he was able to put in on so quickly

*Pets pony to calm her*
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13872
13874 13876
>>13866
>take your men and the unicorn
I'll need clarification on that statement before continuing
>>13868
>pirates
Nope, they just sorta walk around you.
>>13870
... maybe
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13873
Mainboard rape
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13874
13875
>>13872
The arrangement was that Korak would drop any claim against him for Tourcil's attack, and also deliver to trump the unicorn, in exchange for Trumpaladin using the Entertron to resurrect the men killed by Tourcil and Trollestia. Trumpaladin is very eager to carry this exchange out
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13875
13878 13879 13881
>>13874
"Oh no lad, the arrangement was for ye to give me the Scotsman, and in exchange we don't kill the lot of ye."
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13876
13880
>>13872
"Don't worry Inferius, they are just a little tired. After they wake up bright and early at 4 PM they will be more receptive to your message"
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13877
... also the resurrection bit
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13878
13883
>>13875
"Now that's not what I recall you saying at the tower."
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13879
>>13875
"You can take his celestial charger if you can catch her though. But I don't recommend trying. She's difficult to deal with"
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13880
>>13876
*minotuar pout*
me hope you right.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13881
13912
>>13875
nobody take meme man!
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13882
13884 13885
>I gotta go for the next 20 some minutes
Tracy makes a look like she's about to stab someone in the next 2 minutes if she doesn't get her space
"Brb. Going Ghost."
And with that, she phases ainto the ground and disappears somewhere off into stealth.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13883
13885
>>13878
*apartments
Torcuil was never removed from the barter list, and while Trollestia was included, Slovenia was never agreed as also part of the agreement.
The agreement stands at:
Party coughs up Torcuil and Troll (and the yet undiscovered lost slaves), and in exchange no one else has to die.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13884
13886
>>13882
And THAT is how you legitimately stealth in plain sight. >golfclap

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13885
13887
>>13882
"Fuck. She better not fuck things up."

>>13883
"Now don't play silly with me now Korak. I know you value your men more than that"

Trump moves in front of the group and addresses all of them
"Isn't that right men? Haven't you got the greatest captain ever here? Willing to go to great lengths to get his men back?"

Trump addresses Korak specifically
"I can see why they are so loyal to you. They respect your loyalty to them'
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13886
>>13884
She did t in Trump's arms. She could have done better
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13887
13890
>>13885
Nervous, but joined cheers of accord
Yes! Play to his vanity! Its obvious when you look at his attire!
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13888
13889
>one last moment
Praise Epona!
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13889
>>13888
>inb4 delet
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13890
13891
Tracy leaving really does fuck up contingency plans.

>>13887
"Three Cheers for Korak!"
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13891
>>13890
You lot ALL fuck up contingency plans. Xp
Korak raises an eye at you, but accommodates and goes along with the cheering. Many backs are slapped and laughter is now bubbling through the advancing throng of pirates (there's about 30-ish, its a big ship).
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13892
13893
"Korak, I know you're exited for all of the opportunities that are coming up. I know you're tired too. I'll explain so much more to you when you join us tonight at the football game"

Trump addresses the whole group
"Join us, 12 hours, for the football game! I tell you you'll love it."

Addresses Korak
"Korak, there's a tradition where I come from of giving applause and recognition to important men beofre football games. I don't mean like business men, I mean true world leaders. Our equivalent of Emperors. The people of Port barry would love to address their founder tonight"
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13893
>>13892
"I don't take to ur meaning, but I'm not mindin' the sound of more entertainment!"
More agreement from the pirates. "Then its settled, we meet tonight for this Football, and American, and whatever else ye been sayin', and we won't kill the Scotsman (for now). Deal?"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13894
13895 13896
"Korak, I understand our Scotsman has violated your trust here. He violated mine too. But please don't think so poorly of the man. As I said, he's from a different place and time. He wasn't looking to harm or insult you or your men, he was looking to do what he thought was good. We'll reprimand him for certain"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13895
13897
>>13894
"Yes, of course. And your men, whom you value as they value and appreciate your allegiance to you, who were unfortunately killed last night, will join you at the game in perfect health and a little boozed up by pre-gaming if we take the unicorn. Please don't mind that part, it's just that bringing people back from the dead is quite a feat. I know they are worth it to you, noble captain"
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13896
13898
>>13894
"Well the way I figure it, if ye can revive him, we can kill him without harm right?"
More laughter from pirates.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13897
13900
>>13895
"Ah, but if I give ye the unicorn, whatever will I attend this gala event on?" he says with a slight glint to his eye. "I'll keep the mare for now, I hope you won't be too put out by it."
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13898
13899
>>13896
*stops to seriously consider this possibility*
"Well, I haven't met him since he did whatever he did. I'll see what his intentions were, what he did, and consider what is appropriate"
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13899
13900
>>13898
"Aye, ye do that. It doesn't do to allow one's subordinates to start thinkin'. Ye never know what sorta trouble they might brew when ye back is turned."
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13900
13901
>>13897
"Well, in my time, we had something called "pick ups" that we would ride out to the game, and we would keep them in the parking lot, get drunk on the back of them, and grill hotdogs. But there's not room to ride horses inside of the stadium. But I'd like to meet her and dress her up. I don't mean to imply I could do a better job than you. I mean, look at you. I just would like a personal touch. But if you want to arrive in style - true style - we've got multiple flying animals here. My dragonne. And Tracy, wherever she is"

>>13899
"That indeed, that indeed. I wonder where the blue one is"
Fuck fuck fuck! He found one Trumpaladin's weaknesses
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13901
13909
>>13900
"Ah appreciate the consideration, but I assure ye, we've plenty of finery to gussy her up with. Don't ye worry, we'll make an entrance, don't ye doubt!"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13902
13904
Where was that Slovenian Unicorn being held again? Go over there.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13903
This is gonna be so good, you don't even know
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13904
13905
>>13902
Unknown at this time. She hasn't been seen since the initial encounter.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13905
13906 13907
>>13904
Could I Track her down?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13906
13911
>>13905
Yes, by scent. She's near the docks.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13907
>>13905
On that note, a unicorn is a pretty rare piece of cargo; the townsfolk should still be gossiping about seeing it. Tracy could ask around and to see where she was led off.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13908
13910 13914
Something clicks in Torc's mind, and he feels like a retard
Torc> Trollestia, where are the elves?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13909
13914
>>13901
"I do have faith in you. I just want to inspect her before taking her. Don't you worry, we'll be taking your men now. They will be compensated for all of their trouble, and told what a truly good captain they have willing to forgive slights and relinquish valuable items for their sake. There love for you can only grow. We'll have them tell their stories to the town at the game so the town may know of your magnanimity, and their love may grow."

calls out to the side
"TRACY!"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13910
13912
>>13908
>Where are the elves
Isn't that the beauty of it? No one knows
+Bs2P
?
No.13911
13914
[2d20 = 30]
>>13906
Follow tracks in stealth
Roll for stealth (both checks are +15)
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13912
>>13881
I got this, just wait
>>13910
Oh no one asked you ye bastard
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13913
13915
"Inferius! Can you come close to me?"
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13914
13917 13918
>>13908
They're downstairs (the treasury area)
>>13909
K> TAKING her, whoa lad, I'm still missing the part where I agreed to that, tho ye're welcome to link to tha post if ye can. Also, they already sing songs about me,....
>>13911
>tracks
Its scent, and there's a gaggle of pirates in the way and in the surrounding area.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13915
13916 13920
>>13913
uh... me guess so
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13916
>>13915
>Note for later
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13917
>>13914
"Believe me, they can add verses. As I said, healing a wounded person is one thing, but dead three hours is another"
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13918
13921 13924
>>13914
T> Keep them safe, I have to fix what I have started
Torc gears up before leaving, and then casts "I believe I can fly"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13919
13922
Follow scent then.
Where does it lead?
Put on Mask to disguise self as delivery boy, in case anybody gets through stealth.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13920
13924
>>13915
A second time, Trump calls out to the side loudly

"TRACY CAGE!" says much more softly "and she wonders why I don't trust her to be a mount"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13921
>>13918
...
+Bs2P
?
No.13922
13924
[1d20 = 7]
>>13919
May as well make disguise check (4 ranks, +8 with mask)
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13923
13924
Quick question, what does blinking do to Torcuil's aappearence?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13924
13925 13927
>>13918
Torcuil, from the tower exits through the main entrance and takes flight.
Just imagine it for the moment, leaping from a 120' tall building without fear or regret, and gliding along across airwaves, drafts, and gusts. Ahhh.
>>13920
Tracy has separated and is out of audible range.
>>13922
It's +10, but k. You're a skinny delivery boy with freckles and a foppish hat.
>>13923
Good question. A pity you haven't experimented with it yet. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13925
13931
>>13924
Okay, follow scent towards unicorn. Ask gossiping townsfolk if need be.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13926
13928 13931
"Korak, I am not sure I want to explain why, but you may want to go make sure your horses are secured. All of them. Now"
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13927
13931
>>13924
Hmmm, Torc activates the blinking. He flys into town, formulating his plan
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13928
13929
>>13926
Cheapfag...
SKXd0
?
No.13929
13930
>>13928
You wonder why she's not his mount?

\r
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13930
>>13929
Not really.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13931
13932 13933 13934
>>13926
Eyes narrow.
"What're ye gettin' at?"
>>13925
Any interactive investigation will take more time than you have. You know its one of the buildings near the docks.
>>13927
The surroundings begin to strobe/flicker from 'reality' to a gray and windswept barren (even of land) area. Torcuil notices his speed increases.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13932
13935
>>13931
Keep looking for unicorn.
>more time than you have
What's she waiting for?
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13933
13935
>>13931
Uh, can I use that autohypnosis to get a better look at the gray place?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13934
13935
>>13931
"I'm sorry, it's just I am a bit paranoid. A couple weeks ago I lost some horses to a notorious horse thief. I thought the situation was under control and then I realized while walking that it was not."

*Trump activates contingency plan Delta*
"Tell you what. Keep the unicorn. But I want to see where she was kept on the ship"
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13935
13936 13937 13939
>>13934
"Its not custom, but I think it can be arranged for ye to see the ship."
>>13933
Its a shapeless wasteland of nothing but wind and the occasional fragmented shapes. The ethereal plane is not known for scenery.
>>13932
Oh give it a minute.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13936
13937 13938
>>13935
"I am going to tell you right now that all equines you own are in grave danger. But as you said, I am full of surprises."
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13937
13940
>>13935
>>13936
infernuis has confession me have always wanted to see the inside of a pirate ship.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13938
13940 13941 13944
1198887__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_collar_greentext_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_no iris_vulgar.png
>>13936
That largely depends on whether or not she decides to be an insufferable cunt.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13939
13963
>>13935
Strange, but it gives me an idea
Torc lands, and with precise timing, torc stop the blinking in the ethereal plane, takes ten steps forward and blinks back to The Game
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13940
13945
>>13937
"You may well get your chance Inferius"

>>13938
Ponimaru fucking deserved it and Trollestia would have. But don't worry, you may just have inadvertently increased your Flashy's bargaining power
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13941
13942 13946
>>13938
The one that Thez ate didn't deserve it though
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13942
13943
>>13941
she was hungry
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13943
>>13942
So hungry she could eat a horse apparently
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13944
>>13938
I was going to make you mount though
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13945
13946 13947
>>13940
No killing Torc's waifu
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13946
>>13941
This is true. I let her get away just for that..
>>13945
No promises (she already hates her)
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13947
13948
>>13945
Like how? It's fucking invincible. I hope Trumpaladin's waifu is as resilient
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13948
13950
>>13947
Tracy could probably pull it off pretty easily if she were fully transformed...
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13949
"Tell you what Korak, I agree to your arrangement. Deliver the Unicorn to the Stadium at game time. Be advised that an insane, powerful, and stealthy horse murderer is on the lose and there is nothing I can do about it at the moment"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13950
13953
>>13948
Pfft!
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13951
13952
Does she find the unicorn or not?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13952
>>13951
Jesus, they aren't even to the ship yet. Give it time
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13953
13954
>>13950
I compared their total stats: not impossible.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13954
13955
>>13953
I'll give you some advice: don't attract attention to yourself on the docks by transforming or burning things down
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13955
13956

I want to at least get some dialogue down tonight.
>>13954
I'll do what I see fit.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13956
>>13955
As will I and the pirates
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13957
13958
Spoilered
secret thread
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13958
>>13957
Shhhh!
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13959
13960 13961
Alright. So the pirates make their way back to the ship in high spirits. As they do so, several emerge from a warehouse near Tracy's position, leading Slovenia back to the ship. Korak and co disappear below-decks, leaving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy (stealth) on an otherwise empty docks.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13960
13962 13964
>>13959
"Inferius, follow me"
Heads right for the Unicorn
"Never mind on needing to go below decks, Korak"

Off to the side
"TRACY!"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13961
>>13959
Dammit. I wanted to speak to her in the warehouse first.
*follows unicorn onto ship, in stealth*
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13962
13965
>>13960
GM, please tell me if I get within physical proximity of the unicorn. I mean if I can get so close as to touch her
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13963
13967 13969
>>13939
So what happens when Torc tries this?
I'm assuming that he moved those ten steps in the game too
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13964
13966
>>13960
ok me follow you
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13965
13972
>>13962
Not at the moment, but Korak and co (who Slovenia is in advance of) stall for a moment.
"Yeh? Wut ye want?"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13966
13968
>>13964
Whispers so Inferius only can hear
"If I call for contingency plan Epsilon, grab the unicorn and fly off far from here. Cast a protection from evil spell if necessary"
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13967
13978
>>13963
Depends on what you're attempting. If you're trying to develop comprehension of the gear-cuff, then k. If you have an agenda, that will be more difficult.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13968
>>13966
epsulon.
got it.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13969
13971
>>13963
You can walk thru walls 'n shit, but you might get nommed by a spook if you do it too long.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13970
Tracy lurks around furtively in stealth, just close enough to observe unicorn for the round.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13971
13973
>>13969
And here I had hoped you weren't aware of that catch,....
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13972
13975
>>13965
"I am terribly sorry to trouble you, but I need a lock of hair from the unicorn. It's terribly difficult to explain, but that's all I need and we can take the corpses and leave you to sleep"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13973
>>13971
Why do you think I was only doing it momentarily?
>2spooky4me.jpg
SKXd0
?
No.13974
[1d20 = 8]
Can I do a sense check on the environment for anything out of the ordinary? I do mean anything in my surroundings
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13975
13976 13983
>>13972
"Ah dunno, what 'yer talkin' about sounds alot like some crazy voodoo shit. Why do I need to give a bit of me unicorn to ye?"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13976
13977
>>13975
"Why, because of crazy voodoo shit of course. As I said, our machine takes a unicorn."
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13977
13980
>>13976
>Paladin lying
And after you got all triggered about it earlier...
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13978
13984
>>13967
I'm just trying to see if moving in that realem would also change where Torc is The Game
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13979
13981
"Inferius, call out your fly and start loading corpses. We're here to help"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13980
>>13977
It's true in a way
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13981
13982 13984
>>13979
He has a name you know!
"Uatchit!"

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13982
>>13981
"I don't mean to insult you Inferius, I just can't remember every name that isn't Anglo"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13983
>>13975
Lurk close enough to avoid detection, but still observe unicorn.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13984
13985 13986 13987
>>13978
It does, but not "1 to 1", meaning there's some variance between where one perceives themselves and where they 'appear'.
>>13981
SHE!!

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13985
13988
>>13984
Head towards the Unicorn, and if not physically prevented, take out Vanderium, and use him to slice a lock of hair
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13986
13988
>>13984
sorry it was never specified.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13987
>>13984
Hmmmmmmm
Torc goes back to flying with blink on
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13988
13989 13990
>>13986
>was
No worries I'm not the one who offended a millenia-old archetypal Egyptian deity. Xp
>>13985
Restrained by pirates.
K> Whoa there lad, what're ye about now. Ye been actin' strange today. Somethin' I should know about perhaps?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13989
>>13988
"As I said before, there is a murderer on the lose. The machine does not operate on nothing, it needs matter. Please give me a lock of the Unicorn's hair, or better, blood, and all will be right when you see us tonight. This is an insurance policy, and you will be glad I did it if needed"
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.13990
13993
>>13988
i restrain the pirates that are restraining trump.
which one?
+Bs2P
?
No.13991
13992 13994
[1d20 = 8]
Spot check to observe unicorn while I wait for chance to do something.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13992
>>13991
Ah...
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13993
13996
>>13990
Infernius proceeds to buffet and guide pirates along, largely outside their intentions and plans.
K> to Trump> What's he about? I'm not gonna have to thwump him am I?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13994
13995 14001
>>13991
The unicorn is clearly visible, surrounded by a ring of pirates, who are surrounded by more pirates. Trump and Infernius are in the mix, but as the exception; the rule is pirates.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13995
14000
>>13994
What about her expression?
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13996
13997 14000
>>13993
"He's a bit protective of his friends. He got spooked when you restrained me. But it's all okay, I just need a lock of hair or vial of blood from the unicorn"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13997
>>13996
Search pockets for anything of value to offer the pirates
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13998
"Inferius, you can step back a few feet. They mean me no harm"
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.13999
14003
Praise Epona.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14000
14002 14004
>>13995
Distraught mixed with resignation.
>>13996
K> Ye keep sayin' that. I'll hold onto, if ye don't mind.
>chuckles
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14001
14003
>>13994
Torcuil goes invisible as he flys into this cluster fuck
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14002
14010
>>14000
>Distraught mixed with resignation.
Understandable.
Keep lurking in stealth. Wait to follow wherever they take her.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14003
14005 14007
>>13999
Brilliant, now mix Epone enthusiasm with Football enthusiasm, and its golden. Just sayin'
>>14001
K. The proceedings are now (as though they weren't) to Torcuil's privy.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14004
14006 14010
>>14000
"Yes, you can hold on to her, that's quite alright. Just hand me a piece of her hair, an old brush you used for her, hoof clippings, a vial of blood, something from her, for use as an insurance policy in case things go as badly as they could. I am not playing games with you, and I mean everything I say. Check me. I am sincere."
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14005
>>14003
Torc now waits for an oppertunity
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14006
14010
>>14004
"As I have said so many times before, the machine takes a Unicorn"
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14007
14008 14012
1415483__safe_artist-colon-jeremeymcdude_oc_oc-colon-milo highliss_oc only_age regression_earth pony_female_filly_pony_show accurate_simple background_.png
>>14003
I've been praising football hard for months, up until and after /sp/ was established as a permanent. It's well known that Lord Elway has all of the footballs.
I just figured figured Epona deserved a bit more recognition as a patron diety of this board.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14008
14009 14013
30a.jpg
>>14007
>Worshiping any deity besides Elway
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14009
14011
>>14008
>polygamist lecturing me about faith
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14010
14014 14015 14016
>>14002
K> Oi lad, there's this funny bow that keeps hoverin' over me mates. Might ye know what its about? Its all greenish and has a bit o' darkness about it
>>14004
K> Well now ye got me hackles up. You'll keep yer paws off me unicorn and we'll proceed as we 'ave.
With a slight sneer and an edge of tension.
>>14006
He pulls you aside for a moment.
"Ye never said that! This here is worth more than most of our measly lives. I'll need more than your
s - anyone's - assurance that this isn't some sort of con-game. Sorry, but nooo."
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14011
2f72572fb0530333bf1b4ef17f1a6102.jpg
>>14009
Am I wrong?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14012
>>14007
I apologize for ever doubting. Praise Epona, Praise Elway. ^;_;^
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14013
14017
>>14008
>why are you ok with hitler?
+Bs2P
?
No.14014
14018
[2d20 = 18]
>>14010
God fucking dammit, Bob! I knew he would be the end of me. This is why Tracy doesn't trust non-edged weapons.
*phase through the fucking dock and get away quickly*
Reroll stealth (15 ranks)
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14015
14018
>>14010
"Listen, I have reason to believe the unicorn might be killed as you sleep. If she is killed and all parts of her spread out across the bay as shark food, she's gone forever. Unless - I tell you now, unless - we can get a lock of her hair, you are in danger of losing her forever. But if I take a part of her, she can be brought back just as surely as can your men. It's an insurance policy. Trust me. You'll be glad I did it if you need it. And frankly, you may want to give me bits of more of your horses and more of your men."
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14016
14019
>>14010
"TRACY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14017
14021
>>14013
Hitler is a man
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14018
14020 14022 14024
>>14014
Relax, ur not revealed yet, just the bow
>>14015
K> Lad, you've been right fair with me and me mates, so I'll be right fair with ye. I knowed ye've had yer eye on me unicorn since ye saw her. I get it, she's a might pretty that one, but I'll have no more of this "Oh, I don't care about the unicorn but gimme the unicorn
spiel. Ye done ruined the pie on that one."
Muttered pirate laughter
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14019
>>14016
>thinking I'm going to let the plot I've been working towards for hours slip away
She accidentally put her face in the water after phasing through the deck: she didn't hear you.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14020
14023
>>14018
Dammit, Bob! Learn to stealth.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14021
14025
>>14017
he acsended to god-hood, you piss ant
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14022
14027
>>14018
"Yes I am interested in her. Why else do you think I've been asking for her? The fact remains that she is in danger. You saw the bow. Give me a lock so she can be brought back if need be."
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14023
14026
>>14020
Tracy is fully concealed still, its that bow that hovers overhead that isn't
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14024
>>14018
>Torc makes sure his anvils are on hand
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14025
14029 14031
>>14021
He made it out pretty well considering how poorly a shape he left Germany
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14026
14028
>>14023
*mutters to self silently*
>'Tartarus. This is why i only trust knives. Get out of there, you stick-thrower.'
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14027
14032
>>14022
>brushes insistent hand away.
K> No. If ye want to negotiate for her, I'm listenin'. In the meantime I'm not offerin' hide nor hair to ye', ESPECIALLY since apparently ye can bring folks back from the DEAD.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14028
>>14026
The bow doesn't affect ur concealment, but it does follow you
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14029
14031
adolf_hitler2.jpg
>>14025
...
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14030
How far away is the ship?
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14031
14034 14036
1503357216222.png
>>14025
>>14029


Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14032
14033
>>14027
"It's the same deal as I said before. We resurrect your men and you deliver the Unicorn at the game, and no sooner. But if you do not want insurance beware, for you are taking an unnecessary risk upon yourself. Be on the look out for a stealthy murderer with a green magical bow that floats. We will leave you be."

With that, I fuck right off. Walk to mount, get on mount, and leave

"TRACY! DO YOU WANT TO KILL SHIT? DO YOU WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR FLASHY? DO YOU WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE?" without giving tine to respond Trumpaladin adds "no? I didn't think so. Fucking less than worthless"

"Inferius! No need to stay here, let's get out of here. We'll be back for the bodies later"
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14033
14035
>>14032
*is trying to get water out of pony ears, but it's difficult because hooves*
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14034
GM

Did I see from where the unicorn came? Where at the stable?
>>14031
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14035
14037
>>14033
A pony thrashing around in the water? Must be awfully noisy
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14036
14039
>>14031
Heil /)
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14037
14038
>>14035
She just dunked her face it. A minor slip.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14038
>>14037
Damn. That's gonna hurt her listen checks for a while. Possibly even until she can get someone to clean her ears.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14039
>>14036
HEIL
/)
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14040
14042 14043
Many keks.
So Trump leaves the pirates to themselves and their ship, Tracy has found that the pirates were keeping Slovenia in a nearby warehouse until now, Infernius has determined that the pirates are not too interested in this 'Adolph' fella, and that there's a date tonight for the Devner Broncos VS. Who-The-Fuck-Ever-Else!!!
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14041
14045
Check knowledge for where the stable at the dock is located. He's a business man who helped plan the rebuilding of the town.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14042
14045
>>14040
Follow to where they're keeping Slovenia.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14043
14044 14045 14046
>>14040
me go to map shop(unless trump needs me for something else)
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14044
>>14043
"Nah, you're free. There was a quest we needed to go on, but we need Tracy for it, and she's disappeared, as per usual."
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14045
14048 14049 14052
>>14041
Its a big one. Its been run down and was only being used as a "less conspicuous stable"
>>14042
You're not letting this go are you?
>>14043
>getting toward night-time
"I had wondered if you might be back. We've hit some snags with your order. We have a map, and we're ready to present it, but with Master Korak's return we are finding several areas that are inaccurate with recent assesements. Simply, the map we cold give you is not as accurate as it could be. We could give it to you as is, or we could refine it further. Which is to your preference?"

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14046
14047
>>14043
"Actually Inferius, maybe we don't need Tracy. I have an idea. Let me go with you to the map shop"
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14047
14052
>>14046
alright.
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