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88c2b No.46427[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
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7a625 No.47674

You know, the D&D books (I've read) have been noticeably silent wrt pregnancies and the consequences of. Petrification and death/resurrection are a given, but curses and such are worth consideration. Off the cuff I would say "yes", but it would depend on the curse/effect.

7a625 No.47675

>inb4 moldy
Yeah, I know, gimme a minute

adb75 No.47676

I'm just using the last 50 posts, helps keep mold away

9dedd No.47677

Sounds like the making for some spooky spell-touched side affects…

7a625 No.47681


Usually that works for me, but not at the moment for some reason.
Noted, will be considered.

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54195 No.44896[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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9d140 No.46425

>I want to know first
You'd probably have to go back and ask Lenos then.

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54195 No.46428

98e1a No.46430

See >>46399

I'd be just fine if we all waited until the next set of loot to start fighting over the combined horde, but if we need to fight over it now I want to know what we are fighting over

9d140 No.46436

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f3281 No.43413[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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3795e No.44892

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Were you thinking of putting some armor or a mantle on Fae too? heard you mention mithril breastplate, but I think it'd really just cover-up her naturally-shiny brass scales. She'd look ebin with a partially-covered, white mantle though.

If Tracy got a decorative helm or armor though, it should leave some space around her mane for the flames to flow through, because that natural illumination is stylish asf.

3795e No.44893

>I was not pleased
I thought it was funny…
I love muscle wizard jokes..
But shitposting aside, II think AJ would be a Lawful Neutral Ranger.

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I've looked into this. The heaviest armor Trachemar could have that does not encumber her or slow her down, is Mythril breast plate - which is the heaviest medium armor, but is a light armor when made out of mythril. That would give her +5 AC before enchantments but at only -1 armor check penalty.

It's an incredibly sexy way to armor her too. Imagine something along the lines of Nightmare moon's armor, but with the neck armor being separate from the chanfron, there being a full set of plate covering her chest, and the whole set having the beautiful silvery polished-titanium look of mythril. Obviously I'd cover her in a beautiful Templar Knights caparison as well, but I don't know if you'd want that.

>Mounted combat against spells

How does this work?

>Armoring Fae
Oh absolutely. Armoring Fae is where I first got the ideas from, but then I realized that there was no reason not to do the same to Tracy

>White mantle on Fae

I'd love to decorate her like the OC pony Priestess Padlock in pics related. Padlock is absolutely adorable in her religious zealotry and her desire to purge the heretics, even if her vow of celibacy is frustrating. I think of Fae as somewhat similar, although with a more "stuck up" attitude than Priest Padlock. To give Fae such a caparison, and especially if it were something functional like a robe of resistance, would be great

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3795e No.44895

Yeah, that's the look. If she's a priestess, then white robes are the way to go.
>stuck up
I don't really see that. She just seems professional.
>Mythril breast plate
That stuff's expensive, m8. And time consuming.
It'd look ebin though.
>How does this work?
The feat description says "when your mount is hit in combat, you may attempt a Ride check (as a reaction) to negate the hit." It probably doesn't just backhand targeted spells (not sure what a "hit" means), but it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks.
For Fighters, it's necessary, because non-paladins are fugged if their mounts get shot even once in battle.

The real benefit to it is that it's also a prereq for Mounted Archery, and all of the other riding feats. I just thought that Trumpaladin could train for it while he's training Fae or Tracy in the holodeck.

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3094e No.39487[Reply]

I'm really just putting this up to see if there's anyone still interested in talking about the paranormal on here. But if anyone sees this,it'd be nice if I got some personal paranormal stories,might share some as well.
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4fb8b No.42459

You have my attention.

3094e No.42506

Very interested to have more detailed stories from you,Anon.

68557 No.43114

I have frequent Déjà vu episodes to the point where I think I'm slightly psychic, or I'm trapped in a simulation. Other from that I haven't experienced anything that could blow your mind.

5622e No.43249

I drank beer with my butt once.

bf101 No.43265

There was another time I was landscaping at a job site. Just before lunch, I thought I saw a cat standing to the left in my peripheral vision. Looking directly I saw it was a piece of landscape plastic poking out of the ground. As I stood there inspecting the plastic, I got the sensation of being stared at by what appeared in my peripheral vision as a person standing facing me. When I looked directly at it, it was actually a small tree (which its self was several times larger than the silhouette I saw before). On a whim, I opted to take a nap at that tree during my lunch break, and had a ridiculous series of vivid dreams. I also got away with sleeping 1/2 hour after the lunch break even though it was the most obvious place possible.

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5abe6 No.42116[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Well how about that,… air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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0c095 No.43411

*goes to bed*

e9a76 No.43412

Elway gives his approval of Fae. Specifically, he approves of the fact that Fae is dander-free
"it's good that the lion is dander free; if there was dander involved this sort of exorcism could get complicated"

But he issues a warning to Trumpaladin
"just out of curiosity what was the dander situation with the fluffy pony that turned into the tentacle monster? I feel like you might not want to touch your eyes after that one. When I was just a small Elway, I once touched my eyes after petting a fluffy camel that was only 34% Football, and my eyes puffed up to twice the size of Peyton Manning's forhead, which caused my skull to explode, and long story short that's what created the situation that liberals are calling global warming.

I would be careful with those dander particles if I were you
sometimes they can bore your way through your eyeballs and into your brain, and if they can figure out how your brain works they might be able to control your body and make you dance a hearty jig"

Trumpaladin promptly leaves to wash his hands and clothing, and to purify it of pony dander

Fae says

"You've never been baptized, have you?"
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0c095 No.43416

>He makes this speech while the piece that covers his crotch is still missing

e9a76 No.43419

Uh… better to cumshot ponies with?

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7159c No.40838[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,….
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,….
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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f2e3b No.42112

Eh…. fine. Horsey can try her intimidation tactics. I guess she's got to do something to impress the captain into buying her
She may have to deflate if you want dimension door to work. If that thing is a wall of force, both going around it with eternalness and dimension door will get around it

9c6f4 No.42113

I don't normally bother looking up how to get past spells, barriers, etc. because my character wouldn't know anyway, so there's no point in me knowing.
She's just pissed that the faggot who interrupted her day is hiding behind some invisible shield in non-stabbing range.

f8d24 No.42114

Lenos would like to cast meteor swarm at the balloon to try and pop it

7159c No.42115

Alright then, before we do anything else, I'm gonna bake

7159c No.42117

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dd581 No.39520[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,… like this thread. ^_^
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dd581 No.40835

Ikr, I got watery-eyed when Trump pointed out the cutie mark.
Catch one then!
Hell yeah he was
… so can fug
That was the agreement, yes
Technically, the name is/would-be Adeline Adolpha Preston Al Thez,… but we'll get to that.
Don't think goldy hasn't taken an interest
I like you,… "Me too!",… tho you do make me facepalm more than anyone else ITT
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dd581 No.40836

>baking nao

5649a No.40837

I swear I can't take credit for this work of art. I was in a voice call with Anon27 and Atlas when i told Atlas he should make some responses to questions. And then without telling me he made that response "I'll run you down faggot." He asked me "what is a "these" and I told him that Thez was the character's wife, who was a half dwarf half elf half infernal who has been through literal hell, and so he made the "race mixing is degenerate" reply. He later said that he wasn't paying much attention when I said that, so I clarified the relationship between Infernius and Thez, and he said "I stand by my previous statement." He made the later posts sort of at random. After he made that last post I DMed him and pinged him in the staff server to try to get him to respond, but I believe he went to sleep

dd581 No.40839

5949d No.40919

stop being such a bitch

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38faa No.32873[Reply]

Steam Link

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The Protagonist is a bald man trapped in an iron pot attempting to climb an infinite mountain with a long shafted hammer as a metaphor to the greek epic Sisyphus. The Key Gameplay consist of trapping the player in a constant state of all present repeatable failure while the developer reads you patronising quotes from pseudointellectuals to mock you.

Getting Over it is not for the faint of heart. Consequences of subjecting onself to this travesty may or may not cause bouts of rage,destruction of property, incoherent screaming, stroke, heart failure, lost of faith in humanity, public embarrassment and suicide.

Recorded Life Footage of Field tests conducted In November 2017 on Nigger cattle

Sample 1
Sample 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWGhbUKhJd8 - Contains Spoilers
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a42a2 No.40270

Surprisingly few glitches for a game, but the ones that exist are quite entertaining. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM4p__zOKMw

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e65da No.39982[Reply]

What are some good games with pone related mods. Pic related

14f84 No.39988

Starbound, Stellaris, and terraria all have ponies mods.

5fa4a No.40047

What's the name?

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ed694 No.38130[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,… that's going to complicate things.

Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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c583b No.39518

Can she find her scent?

3f027 No.39519

"Tracy, can you take me to the tower quickly?"

c583b No.39521

>[incoherent nightmare thoughts]
She's even more rabid than she was before.

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c583b No.39526

He is.
Tracy speeds off towards the forest.
If her tracking check doesn't yield anything.

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25c5e No.38452[Reply]

ITT:we make a new urban legend.
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83e39 No.38685

Antifa probably already believes this, tbh. Do you want them to hunt down statues even more zealously?

b3afc No.38686

It is a downside to spreading that myth that is true. And we would need a good followup plan if we are to spread it and turn it into our benefit.

86339 No.38687

another option is to go for an event, like if somebody does this and that at this time and location, then (urban legend: event) will happen.

60b48 No.38688

The legends speak of rituals in which cultist would scream their chantings (allahu ackbar) on key, sacred places (in front of police stations) to plant the seed of chaos in the world.
While some of them succeed at making the mince hide (cause crowd panic) most of them only do so to find their fate cut short by blows from the agents of order, mysterious protectors that pray for the order (they get shot by cops/arrested)

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692c2 No.36660[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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098a5 No.38127

If Tracy is looking for a religion, her fiancé would be overjoyed if she joined him in Football

b14ca No.38128

i g2g for an hour or two

d5c24 No.38129

I guess I should probably bake,….

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b14ca No.38137

>Implying you could resist
Not ebil enough.

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faa87 No.35536[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,… doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,….
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0871c No.36656

its alright man, im sure you'll find somewhere.

faa87 No.36657

I'll be les kill tomorrow

faa87 No.36658

And I'll bake a new bread

3d933 No.36659

That sucks, sorry too hear it
Holiday Nuts?

faa87 No.36661

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e7ac9 No.34464[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,… but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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35e65 No.35532

I expect there to be a lot of high-tech magical bullshit in Cardishore. It wouldn't hurt to have a nice anti-magic shank to throw in the gears for a Disable Device check.
Dimerterium is the best. I wish they had more options to use it in the Witcher III. The story gave me some ideas though.

e7ac9 No.35533

>Dimeterium Shackles
The problem is, Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up,… and he's the only one who could pull it off atm.
Knock yourself out

e7ac9 No.35534

Baking btw

35e65 No.35535

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She was just seeing if they were laying around since the time she asked (months ago). They're not as important to her now since her dungeon is kill though. Tracking daggers/darts would be more useful at this point, especially if they can interfere with creature's magick abilities.
>Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up
I ship it.
How long has he been gone? About a week give or take?

e7ac9 No.35537

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