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Mixed Nuts Pieces
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11671
And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11676
11680 11685
Tracy still hasn't answered the Couples theropy question.
Why do you like Trump?

Trump, why'd you know the thot up if you didn't want children?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11678
1508707717121-0.png
1508707717121-1.png
Threadly reminder
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11679
11682
>>11677 →
when has trump tried to help me?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11680
11684 11685
>>11676
Yeah, it was a mistake on my part. She said she was infertile and also she's a horse, so it was kind of unexpected.

But really I thought that if I were closer to her I could stop her from going down a district ice path. *sniffs* I... I was wrong
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11681
Player fights are expressly discouraged. If you choose to, I will see to it that you regret that decision. You may prepare or set up the fights with bants and shitposting, but no over/deliberate shenanigens until tomorrow morning
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11682
11687
>>11679
I helped you and removed the knife after Tracy stabbed you. I made you cadet in the militia. I spread Rockwell alongside Football. I saved you from falling when you attacked the robots. I tried to get you out of the line. After all we've been through with Soros, Soros again, the Jews... None of that means anything to you?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11683
PLEASE carry on though
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11684
11688
>>11680
>uncontrollable sneezing
S-sorry
I'm alergic to bullshit
Now get out of you watermelon eating black father mindset and tell me the real reason
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11685
11686
1508989026352.png
>>11676
"He stole me. Ever since I first met him, I knew that I would be his wife.
I never thought he would be able make me into a mommy though. It was truly a miracle."
>>11680
[concerned pony noises]
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11686
11690 11693
>>11685
Hmm, yes
And how does the fact that he wants to divorce you make you feel?
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11687
11689 11692
>>11682
it does i feel if you my brother, but my book says we need to be kind to our people trump.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11688
11691
>>11684
I have nothing to tell you but the truth. I thought if we had a closer relationship I could save her from descending down a dark path
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11689
11695
>>11687
and me think you not being kind to tracy by taking her bay.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11690
>>11686
Do you want the possible, or probable answer?
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11691
11702
>>11688
Heres the problem
She wants that relationship with you!
But you won't meet her halfway
You can't expect her to do everything
You have to talk to her, acknoledge things she likes.
When she goes nuts, help her. Calm her down; doesn't matter how, just help
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11692
11694
>>11687
And I would be... Would be. But she's changed. She is not who she was when she came. She lies to me and kills and steals and attacks my mounts... That can't raise my child.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11693
11696
full.jpg
>>11686
H-he, he wants a.. what? What's that?
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11694
11702
>>11692
you think maybe she does that because she just jealous of mounts and want attention
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11695
11697 11700
>>11689
Hers? He's mine too you know, he's mine too
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11696
11698 11709
>>11693
>nervious sweating
Trump...
Trump doesn't believe you can take care of the baby. You need to prove his bitch ass wrong.
Then he may change his mind
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11697
11700 11707
>>11695
I'm going to have OUR foal, Flashy: a child between the two of us.
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11698
11700
>>11696
who are you?
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11700
>>11695
>>11697
There good middle ground
>>11698
>my flag is gone
FUCKING HELL
TRUMP GIB FLAG PLZ
Torc will pay fair price
GM
E0bxE
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No.11701
>popcorn
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11702
11703 11704 11706
>>11694
Well of course she's jealous. That doesn't help the poor mount who doesn't need to suffer like that. And what about all of the lying and stealing? But why should I be the one to suffer her personality problems? She's not my child. If she is immature, that should not be my cross to bear?

>>11691
Have you ever been a relationship with a yandere? I have. 3 and a half miserable years of my life wasted. If you had lived it, you would understand why I do not want a relationship with her nor any woman
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11703
11705
>>11702
in Minotaur society you responsible for women after she get pregnant so yea kind of

Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11704
11708
>>11702
make her obey you by sowing abit of kindness.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11705
>>11703
I agree that I am responsible for the child, yes
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11706
>>11702
>flashbacks to Torc's loving wife
No, no can't say I habe

But, she does love you. She just only knows one way to express it, her violent tendancys.
Maybe if you taught her some new activities you could do together, it would help

Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11707
11709 11713
1508988088506-0.jpg
>>11697
I never truly wanted anything in this world more than to be a mother: the thing I never thought that I could ever have. I'm fully prepared to give my entire life to loving this foal. I'd give anything, take anything, dispose of anything for the sake of the new life that's growing inside of me right now.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11708
11710 11711 11712
>>11704
That did not work with my ex, why would that with with Tracy? But I tried... I tried... First, in giving her the attention she always wanted, then in giving her a beloved Football. A wonderful Football.

But then she goes and lies anyways, and worst if all, made a soccer ball. I found it in the stable

I tried Inferius, I tried
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11709
11711
>>11707
Meant for >>11696

Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11710
>>11708
Listen, she may be a bit of work at first
But the love she will give you for caring enough to help will be immence
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11711
11715 11721
1507081925535.jpg
>>11708
oh i see im sorry trump.

>>11709
tracy why you make (((SOCCOER))) ball out of football?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11712
>>11708
[ashamed pony noises]
I.. I haven't been as honest with you as I could have been, Flashy...
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11713
11714 11716 11741
>>11707
Anything? You'd do anything? Would you even go so far as to be a good person - the kind any child deserves? Would you stop stealing? Lying? Playing that Bolshevik plot passed off as a sport? Stabbing? Okay, so we wouldn't make you stop stabbing, but as the person you are, you would not be a good mother. I sense something positively evil about you. You must change your ways, Tracy, or else I don't think you could give to your goal a better life than the one left to you
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11714
>>11713
i am now with you in this thought trump.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11715
11717
>>11711
I would never disfigure one of my husband's gifts! I made it out of the skin of- oh wait..!
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11716
>>11713
Trump, calm down
We can work on this
But only if you chill

Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11717
11720
>>11715
Continue little hores.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11718
11719
fug, I'm really tired, but this shit is important
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11719
>>11718
I'll present my finally point here in a minute
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11720
11722 11723
>tfw you're mobilefagging so no qt pony reaction images
>>11717
[Guilty pony noises]
*looks the other way*
"I... I didn't tell the the whole truth last night about what went on in the stables..."
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11721
>>11711
Well, I don't think she made the soccer ball out of the football. I asked the weeaboo horse where it came from and he was reluctant to say how it was made. It looked more like horse it cowhide leather than football pig skin.

I hope she didn't destroy that football

*rembers fondly s fine officer and fine football player who gave his life fending off the Mexicab hordes*
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11722
>>11720
>delays final point
>turns to Trump
Hold up before you yell
Let her speak
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11723
>>11720
what really happen?
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11724
homeboard rape i repeat homeboard rape.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11725
11726 11727
I REALLY want to go to bed.
"Well.. I had a sort of run-in with a couple of the horses...."
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11726
>>11725
Then post rett of story quickly
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11727
>>11725
mhmmm
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11728
Okay
>Trump
You need to put in more effort. Help Tracy with her problems, keep her from violent outbursts. Bring her along on new activities, find something you two can do together.
Be her balancing force.

>Tracy
Be honest.
Trump can't be a balancing force if the scales have been tampered with.

I believe in you both, and I think it could work
>le fin
>teleports them back
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11729
11730

"Well, you see.. After seeing that copper-butted clydesdale riding off with my husband.. I was really beside myself. I went to the stables to get a piece of her (literally), and made a bit of a scene. One thing led to another, and things got kind of messy.
I'm REALLY tired
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11730
>>11729
Well I'm leavin, so see yall
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11732
11735 11739 11743 11748
Lets do a quick recap.
In the all 20's period Trollestia was stolen back, a barmaid was fucked, and Trump broke Torcuil's staff.
The counseling session(?) was quite involved, and I think progress was made. IDFK
Trump, allow me to suggest that you would make an excellent Blackguard.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11733
11735 11738 11742 11752
Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations. Everything from last night was real, tangible, and occurred. It also occurred in a dream, because breaking Torcuil's staff would have either killed everyone or sent them to a random place in the outer realms.
>The character(s) breaking the staff have a 50% chance of traveling to another plane of existence, but if they do not, the explosive release of the spell's energy destroys them.
So then, the players have a choice here. Was it a dream, or shall we get jiggy?
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11734
11752
h>>11733
was real.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11735
11736 11740 11752
>>11732
I think we made progress?
>>11733
>sweats
I'll take one for the team
I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fine

So would the consuling have still happened?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11736
11737
>>11735
Oh I don't know, a trip to the outer planes could be exciting. I've got plenty of SRD resources for that, and its an area I've already thoroughly perused. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11737
>>11736
Trip to the outer planes sound like fun.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11738
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>>11733
>tfw you forgot to roll to kill Fae without anyone noticing, because you passed out
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11739
>>11732
If he did, Fae would make the most awesome surcoat.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11740
11754
>>11735
>I'll take one for the team
>I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fine
You dipshit! Taking back Trollestia IS taking one for the team!
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11741
11746
looking back.png
>>11713
"I.. I can try to be a good girl for you, Flashy.. if you'll help me through it.."
wwN2q
?
No.11742
11744
>>11733
>Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations.
So much for the road trip....
Tracy gets up and grinds her Concentration, accuracy and Weapons Proficiency by practicing throwing her kunai.
She also goes down to the crafting room and adds some steel cord to her bag, along with some other wire and a bit of chain. In the process, she makes another rope-dart.
While we're at it, she looks up alchemy in the library and crafts some low-power, throw-able explosives. She then crafts some potent, poisonous blade oils, and sets a few ambiguous potions and elixirs on simmer.
After keening her edges for the six-gorillionth time, she heads off to the stables, taking with her a book about child care. She makes herself comfortable in the hay and tries to get a hold of the book and relax.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11743
11745
>>11732
No Goddamn it, if Tourcil isn't fighting and Inferius isn't fighting, then the 20 goes towards re-stealing Trollestia
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11744
11745
>>11742
And... Nothing has changed
wwN2q
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No.11745
11747
>>11743
Can we still reroll those 20's?
>>11744
Just maintenance.
What changes were you anticipating?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11746
11749
>>11741
"No little pony, you do not understand. What you do, and who you are, is entirely within your out volition. It is a power that you alone possess, that no one can take from you, and that you cannot delegate onto someone else. Whether you lie, cheat, steal - that your choice and your choice alone. If everything else were taken from you, that power would still be yours. I cannot help you or harm you"
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11747
11749 11754
>>11745
*steals pony*
You're coming to Football practice
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11748
11749 11750
>>11732
??? The Hell??? What did I do?
wwN2q
?
No.11749
11751 11752
1509089958097.png
>>11746
"If I were honest about myself with you.. would you be able to forgive me, Flashy?"
>>11747
['omc, he's carrying me' hoers noises]
"Oh, okay.. Just be careful not to hurt our foal." (it's irrelevant, but can horses do rigorous work while pregnant?
She's only a week in.)

>>11748
>Gives Dixie Jew flag
>'What did I do?'

Also, GM, can we please get a hitman quest for Tracy? I really want that Assasin class.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11750
11753
>>11748
Breaking a staff of power is called a 'retributive strike'. There are only 2 staves that have this function, and Torcuil's was one of them. Congratulations! In one outcome everyone is a grease-spot, in another they're in another plane, or in a third I have provided that was all a vivid dream.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11751
>>11749
Yes, yes, ALL will be revealed this afternoon. I haven't been ignoring ANYPONY'S requests throughout the week
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11752
11755
>>11749
"If and only if you go and sin no more"

>wants to go on a hitmans quest within a couple hours of posting
*sighs*
>>11734
>>11735
>>11733
Last night ended far too early. There should have been a full exploration of what happened with the horses and the fires and so forth, and there should have been explicit limits/guidelines placed on Tracy. Like she has to play by paladin rules or she's under threat of losing the child if she has three strikes. Some sort of probation or conditions. If that isn't accomplished, it's just a waste of time and a wasted opportunity, and we're right back to where we started
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11753
>>11750
Because I was under the assumption he intended to use it against me. Then no fight happened.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11754
>>11740
But I don't wanna die

>>11747
Haha
My consuling worked


Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11755
>>11752
Don't worry, I've structured it so she CAN complete the quest WITHOUT offending Trump's sensibilities.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11756
11757
So far, I have Tracy inquiring amongst the ants and building a sekret lair, while also researching/inquiring subtly of an assassin's guild.
I have Infernius learning forging from Lenos.
I have Trump building things, and learning how to use Sugoito.
I forget what Torcuil is doing at the moment ('moment" being a rhetorical use and not time specific).
Does anyone have any developments or what-not they would like to 'have happened'?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11757
11758
>>11756
Oh yes, Torcuil is learning about Mystic Theurgy
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11758
11760 11762
>>11757
I'm in a new cave
Rmminds me o' home
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11759
The counseling/therapy bit still happened, I'm just figuring where to put it in the sequence of events (probably near the end). I'm still undecided whether to send everyone off into another plane at some point.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11760
11761
>>11758
Is that in reference to last night, or is it something I missed?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11761
>>11760
Same cave as last night
I meant my new cave
wwN2q
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No.11762
11765
>>11758
Torcuil, take the language books and write your name in Draconic to prove literacy.
It'll be worth it.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11763
11764
image.png
No really, why the Blackguard comment?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11764
11770
>>11763
Because in spite of their reputation, Blackguards are not bad. Steel Brightblade from the Dragon's Lance series is a perfect example, a warrior of unquestionable integrity, honor, dignity, loyalty, etc. who happens to fight for an evil goddess. They're basically nihilistic paladins, and they can trade pali levels for BG levels.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11765
11766
Oekaki.png
>>11762
Like so?

wwN2q
?
No.11766
11767
>>11765
Correct.
The meme wizard is literate in Draconic.
You might be able to take a prestige class from it later on, if I'm not mistaken.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11767
11768 11769
>>11766
Does speaking some french give me a surrender bonus?
wwN2q
?
No.11768
>>11767
Probably.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11769
>>11767
Also a bonus when crafting white flags
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11770
11772
image.jpeg
>>11764
Now I know you didn't just imply the great DJT is an evil God. Although if we could, I'd like to restructure the devotion to where DJT is a sort of patron saint/taken minor god, but technically speaking the God to which he does service is the goddess Columbia. I don't know how patron gods work, so I don't know.
>nihilistic
Protecting your native country from being overrun by foreign hordes is far from nihilistic
wwN2q
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No.11771
11772 11776
740676__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_broom_clothes_halloween_night_stockings_witch.png
>*is cooking potions*
What are the limitations to what Tracy can cook in the tower at this point?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11772
11775 11778
>>11770
Pardon me, I was going for a very abbreviated qualifier. A 100% paladin would be a peacekeeper and would fight for established order, whereas Trump is asserting Football unto those who have their own order but do not have Football.
>>11771
With the proper time and research, not many. You've got Lenos on hand to advise, Torcuil also, and a full shelf of top-rate books for reference.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11773
11774
BTW, anyone wanna give me an idea how they're distributing and/or re-distributing their experience?
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11774
>>11773
Uhhh
Wisdom and dextarity
What else would be good for a mage?
>prepares scottish tea
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11775
image.png
>>11772
>respecting established order rather than imposing your own concept of order upon it
I am spreading democracy and ideals of Liberty.
https://youtu.be/hJyhqlkaHB0

Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11776
11777 11779 11780 11789
>>11771
By the way GM, is there any way I can cast PATRIOT ACT on "Mrs. Sentry" so I know when she's up to no good?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11777
image.jpeg
>>11776
>The last four digits are 1776
Checked
*cries single tear of high fructose corn syrup*
wwN2q
?
No.11778
11781 11784
>>11772
Well, she did grow up around potion-mongering ziggers, and she wants to practice cooking so...
*resists the urge to say "All of them*
Lets start with:
>Prenatal vitamins
>Conceal alignment
>Invisibility
>Elixer of Love
>Keen Edge Oil
>Greater Magic Weapon
>Good Hope
>Nondetection
>Rage
>Neutralize poison
>Heroism
>Haste
>Gaseous Form
>Spider climb
>Misdirection
>Magic vestment
>Remove disease
>Remove Curse
>Remove Kebab
>Displacement
>Cure Serious Wounds
>Regeneration
>Bull's Strength
>Protection from Arrow
>Undetectable alignment
... This feels pretty broken, desu...
Also, couldn't it be bullshit for her to use any of these while pregnant?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11779
11782 11801
>>11776
The only spell available that allows that is Zone of Truth
wwN2q
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No.11780
>>11776
If you took her as your mount, you could communicate empathetically.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11781
11786 11806
>>11778
>remove kebab
Kek, can you be more specific? Other than that, sure, but that will take up pretty much all your time. Also, did you want to setup your lair with any of these abilities (workshop)?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11782
11783 11786
>>11779
what are the limitations on switching between mounts?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11783
>>11782
Typically that would happen when the previous mount died, but I see no mention in any reference material. I would say its not like Fae is just gonna bounce, but I don't see much to restrict this. I would impose GM-specific consequences for this, but there is no prohibition
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11784
11785
>>11778
>conceal alignment
>undetectable alignment
Why does no one understand why I do not trust her?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11785
11787
>>11784
You're confusing player knowledge with character knowledge again
wwN2q
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No.11786
11788
1509050344508.png
>>11781
>Also, did you want to setup your lair with any of these abilities (workshop)?
Yes. The existing caves to the >rape-dungeon were to be as developed and furnished as the ants could make it; Tracy could move any necessary utilities there herself, if the ants couldn't. Any cavern that was not for utilities or living would be a sealed chamber, equip with shackles of various size. It would also include storage space and a training area big enough to go wild.
Also, make a requisition for Dimeterium Ingots.
>>11782
Make fabulous surcoat out of previous mount.
5qV8H
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No.11787
11790 11791 11794
image.jpeg
>>11785
The red flags are so numerous they are plentiful at both levels

I feel like the guy in that Twilight Zone episode, "Terror at 20000 Feet." Like I'm the only person who sees a grave danger, and every time I try to point it out I am treated like I am insane
\r
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11788
>>11786
If you mean the Copper Mare, I believe you've already done that, and if you mean Fae, she's still here

*surviels pony*
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11789
>>11776
A
M
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R
I
C
A
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11790
11792
>>11787
>I am greeted like I am insane
*teleports behind you*
>*pats back in relative support*
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11791
11793
>>11787
Cause you are insane
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11792
11796
>>11790
No "hello Flashy?"
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11793
>>11791
Just because I'm a paranoiac doesn't mean the threats I imagine don't also exist
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11794
11795
>>11787
What exactly do you expect/hope to happen? This game was intentionally designed to force disparately aligned characters to coexist and learn to help eachother in spite of their differences. Yes, Trump has his reasonable misgivings, but there's plenty of jews and others that are far more significant of a threat.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11795
11797
>>11794
The Jews are not in the position to be the mother of my child
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11796
11798 11811
Spoilered
>>11792
It wasn't exactly meant to be in-game. She was there in the tower with you the whole time, but if you insist:
*teleports next to you* (where is your character? Are you still in bed?)
*straddles your waist affectionately*
"Good ~morning, Flashy! I had the most peculiar dream last night."
>tfw no qt3.14 pony waifu to greet me in the morning every day...
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11797
>>11795
Rooooooo! What part of her is Jewish?! I don't ship Jewish characters!
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11798
11799 11800
>>11796
Gah!

why the spoiler on the image?

Also, GM, the counseling needs to have happened in live action or else it is meaningless. You don't gain trust for a real person because a dream person reassured you. You need the real person to reassure you
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11799
>>11798
I know, I was just chiding you for having indicated you were breaking Torcuil's staff, which is bad
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11800
11804
Spoilered
>>11798
>why the spoiler on the image?
So you'll have to view it full size.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11801
11802 11803
>>11779
Disarming an attacker by breaking their weapon is a reasonable, legal, and morally justified use of non-lethal force for self-defense. If you do not want your staff broken, then do not conspire to attack someone with a powerful non-lethal weapon
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11802
11804 11815
>>11801
Yeah, but breaking that thing would've either killed everyone or sent them to another dimension.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11803
11804 11815
>>11801
You're absolutely right. It just so happens that breaking this staff either kills everyone or puts them in an alternate plane of existence
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11804
11805
>>11803
>>11802
Eh, at least I know now how to access the nuclear/MAD option should it become necessary
>>11800
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11805
11807
>>11804
No you DON'T, unless its happening.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11806
11815
Tracy's day.png
>>11781
>but that will take up pretty much all your time.
In what ways can she dovetail her time to maximize productivity? The potions aren't that important, desu.I was also hoping to explore how the Arcana Knowledge skill works, and train her concentration and psionic abilities as well as explore her extraplanar powers (etherealness, astral projection, etc.), in a way that she could manifest them without spontaneous bullshit.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11807
11808 11812
>>11805
But you just said breaking the staff would kill everyone or teleport them to strange dimensions
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11808
11809
>>11807
Yeah, but it didn't actually happen, so the most your character possibly could've seen/known was a flash of bright light before the dream ended.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11809
>>11808
Eh, either way, breaking Tourcil's staff is the most obvious first act in a civil war in the group
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11810
11813
What are the methods to increasing a monster's hit dice?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11811
11817
>>11796
If this is happening in game, I am absolutely doing the following
*holds pony*
*casts ZONE OF TRUTH*
"Tracy Cage, are you willing to stop lying - to me at least - to stop stealing, to stop attacking and harassing my associates like Fae, and to stop following that godawful Judeo-Bolshevik plot to subvert nationalism known as "Soccer," for me, or if you don't respect me that much, for the sake of our foal, for YOUR foal, so he or she can can have a better upbringing and life than the one left to you?"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11812
>>11807
Yes, but thats not something that you 'know' and can act upon, but it is something that would/will occur if it happened. I'm really trying to keep everyone from ending up a grease-spot. Work with me a little.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11813
11817
>>11810
Are we talking Tracy or someone else? Xp
Seriously though, give me an example
Anonymous
Irl0X
?
No.11814
11815
alarm freidenker.png
i get a feeling that this board and furthermore this general is slowly but surely becoming /mlpol/s gay bathhouse
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11815
11816 11820
>>11802
>>11803
This^
>>11806
What a greentext

>Consuling happens

>>11814
And whats that supposed to mean?

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11816
11818
>>11815
>what did he mean by this
He's trying to distance himself from the fact that he's been continually reading the whole time
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11817
11818 11819 11826 11830
no spoilers; take it slow.png
>>11811
>1st part
>Chaotic Mind + Slippery mind
"...Nnngh..! I-I-I d-don't know..! (delirious, but genuine)"
>second part
".. I would absolutely do anything for the the sake of our foal.. and for the sake of our marriage!"
>>11813
>Are we talking Tracy or someone else?
Well, Tracy, hypothetically...
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11818
11819
>>11816
Fair point
>>11817
>everyone is teleported into Torc's cave
>start consuling scene
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11819
>>11817
K, you would just gain class levels with their respective hit dice. I'd need your 'final' statement on which levels where
>>11818
He does make a good point in that I forgot to blanket the OP with NO HOMO like I had planned
Anonymous
Irl0X
?
No.11820
11821 11822 11823
follow-me-to-the-gay-bath-house.jpg
>>11815

well, what do you think?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11821
11822
>>11820
>gay bathhouse
>female character
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11822
>>11821
Kek
>>11820
You mean your house?
Nah, I'm good

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11823
ham.jpg
>>11820
I think you grossly misinterpret what is going on here in an obviously Freudian manner.
This thread, to those who participate in and those who follow, is an ongoing creative series. Its a cartoon show in a manner of speaking, and who fucking knows what will happen next. I'm trying to write the thing for the most part, and almost all of my ideas have gone off in unintended/unplanned directions. What we are now seeing is a consequence of role-playing games in general; even the most experienced player cannot help but make choices based on their limited experience and bias, and can/will often be triggered by events or themes which are consistent with their experience.
Tl;dr
>complaining about drama in an RP thread

Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11824
11825
fact-fact-36-ghost-rider-wields-a-mystical-chain-that-8962616.png
475ea0756d0c5f565415fc8ee09f6d12.jpg
8524dfe5dd28afc827a6dba914530c49--ghost-rider-movie-ghost-movies.jpg
source.gif
5174418-gr ability hell fire chain (4).gif
Did Lenos finish Tracy's weapon? Or will that take all three weeks?
>is perfectly willing to wait much longer; has rope-dart and Pyro's flame-whip already
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11825
P.S. how many animes or other series' don't involve a bath-house or spa at some point? Low energy germanon.
>>11824
I was figuring that that is the project that Lenos would teach Infernius based off of.
Spoiler alert, after the time-skip (which I am going to have to stop browsing and start writing soon >_<) everything will be scripted to have happened, in a manner that is (reasonably) plausible and minimally consequential.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11826
11827 11832
>>11817
"Tracy, you can have everything you - everything, all of it - want if only you meet the most basic of conditions. I'll even make it easy for you by making these as limited as possible

First, you will not lie, intentionally deceive, or defraud me, or my associates in the USFL, or the Port Barry government. I'm including the guards at the gates in that.

Second, you will not steal from me, from the USFL, or from any person in Port Barry or under my jurisdiction. If you feel you are entitled to a commission for work done, if you need or want money, or if you must commandeer some item for some immediate purpose, just say so. We will be reasonable.

Thirdly, you will leave poor FAE alone. You will not harass or harm her. She's my mount, and she is true. She is not my waifu nor am I interested in any sexual or romantic way any non-ponies. Likewise, you will not harm or harass any of my associates in the USFL or the Port Barry government

Fourthly, you will NOT play soccer, make soccer balls, speak of soccer, or have anything to do with Soccer. Nothing at all except destroying that blasphemy.

And finally, you will not commit any crimes against those in my jurisdiction. You may not commit arson, murder, or fraud against anyone in town.

All I want to hear from you is "yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes." Five "yes"'s. One for each agreed to condition. Now, agree to each condition here in the zone of truth, and be faithful to it, or forfeit the future you always wanted."
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11827
11828 11829 11832
>>11826
The lying and stealing just legit IRL triggers me, to be honest. I want it banned from the game
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11828
11830
fluttershy_thinking_by_trotpilgrim-d4pabe9.png
>>11827
So, what I'm seeing is that Trump would want to establish a treaty between himself and the party; A binding accord whereby characters would not infringe one one another in mutual self-interest.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11829
>>11827
>triggers me
>want it banned
>padalin of trump
Ironic,
He could save others from the triggering
But
Not
Himself
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11830
11831
>>11828
>tfw all problems can be solved through contract law
Yay Art of the Deal! Yeah pretty much, although it only concerns the fate of the child. I'd like the rest of the party to join in Trump's claim to the child should Tracy fail to meet the conditions and break them repeatedly and severely. Of course if they are unwilling to support the contract, I guess I'll be satisfied going right back to where we were with a possible civil war.

>>11817
"Please understand Tracy that this is a legal settlement between you and I. If you agree to these terms and obey them, I will not contest your claim to custody of the child, besides if course doing my part to support him. But if you do not agree to these conditions or agree and do not abide by them, not only can I not be your husband, I will seek to have you declared unfit to be a mother, and will take full custody of the child. My child will have a loving mother or step mother of morally good character, and I will see to it.

You don't have to agree, and you don't have to change who you are. I am simply giving you the choice of changing who you are and not contesting your claim to the child, or stay who you are and I will contest your claim"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11831
>>11830
Recognize that this contract does not extend outside party interactions; Tracy is free to infringe upon whomever she feels entitled to, and Trump will suck it up.
Tracy's Flowchart-Using Nerd
wwN2q
?
No.11832
11833 11835 11836
1490008__safe_artist-colon-pananovich_oc_oc-colon-syriana_aks-dash-74u_assault rifle_bipedal_consider the following_earth pony_female_gun_nation ponies.png
>>11826
>>11827
>gets back from shopping at ministore
>sees this
>does math, like the massive faggot he is
Theoretically, I could probably out-roll this pretty easily if I wanted to (because I'm playing a level 15 criminally insane psychic rogue), and you're character wouldn't know the difference, but I don't want to.
That aside, the real issue though is that you're using this spell the wrong way: it's made to prevent blatant lies, not to create binding contracts. Tracy could be completely willing to agree to something one moment (she's willing to do almost ANYTHING while she's in your presence, when she's in this state), but change her mind later if she changed, and she'd have sociopath-tier opacity about it afterwards because of the Chaotic Mind and Slippery Mind (deadly Yandere combo). Furthermore, Zone Of Truth doesn't account for simple ignorance, lack of understanding, repressed personality traits, or simply not knowing the question. If she were to answer this question, she'd absolutely say "yes" to anything you asked, but it'd be bullshit, from a game-meta and dramatic perspective, for her to completely change instantly and follow through with the binding. A contract of this magnitude that could completely control a character to this degree would cost another spell, a powerful on, several even. If I were to have her say "yes" to everything, it'd be genuine in the moment, but that wouldn't change the fact that she's fucking insane.
>>11827
That aside...
I, the nerd, can do away with the lying-to-your-face, horseshit, because that's simply out of character, and I don't like doing it. As for all that other stuff... well, no promises. I'm playing her as a Yandere, an edgy yandere. She's going to do fucked-up shit while you're not looking if she thinks it gets in the way of her relationship, because that's what yanderes do (and I still want to do it). I she does something fucked-up, she, rationally, would try to cover it up because "he'll hate me if he finds out" or "I don't want him to see this side of me"; so, we have an issue here: you, as a player, would easily see everything she's done, while your character is oblivious; but that won't stop you from investigating and interrogating her. In every decision she makes, she tilt toward the one that seems most likely sustains her relationship: her sincerity depends on how much she trusts you to accept her for who she is and what she's done. She'd accept pretty much any punishment if she believed you'd forgive her, but she'd try to hide herself from you if she believed you'd irredeemably hate her for it. So, the question is, how secure in her relationship can you make her feel? She can't change all at once, but you can change her step-by-step, if you're willing to let her get closer; maybe you can even make her waifu material. If that's what you want, I could give you some pointers.
I will type-out a few actual responses in a bit after I'm done with this work, even regardless of whether or not the situation changes; I could write a new one later if I see fit.
In the meantime, let that sink-in and consider what the implications are for The Game.
Tracy's Flowchart-Using Nerd
wwN2q
?
No.11833
11834
>>11832
If she thinks SOMETHING IS getting in the way of her relationship

fuck proof-reading habits!
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11834
>>11833
I don't [rppf-read either /)
5qV8H
?
No.11835
11838
>>11832
Of course Zone of Truth can't prevent future infringement. That's why I must and will be using zone of truth and detect lies in Tracy every single play session from here on out, besides watching her every move, and ask all of the relevant questions. I know properly ensuring someone meets with the conditions of their probation is difficult. I do not care. This is important enough to waste time on, to piss off other players with, and to burn half if my spell slots every single play session on
\r
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11836
11837 11838
>>11832
And I'm a level 15 Immigration officer. Don't fuck with me
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11837
>>11836
I'm a lvl 15 meme virgin
wwN2q
?
No.11838
11851
>>11835
>That's why I must and will be using zone of truth and detect lies in Tracy every single play session from here on out
So, you intend to squeeze daily confessions out of her and punish her accordingly? Hmmm.. I could make that work.
>besides watching her every move, and ask all of the relevant questions
Please don't bullshit me with long-ass contracts/interrogations again. She'll tell you anything, so long as she believes you can forgive her. Just ask for a confession, 'punish' her accordingly, and give me a chance to make it romantic/cute.
>>11836
You're not psychic though.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11839
11840 11849
We have a l15 Paladin
We have a l15 Meme-Wizard/Theurge
We have a l15 Psychopath
and We have a l15 Bull.
Paladin ranks accordingly, Meme-wizard can nao reference divine spells, and psychopath figured out how to animate chains w/ her mind.
Infernius gained ranks in forging, Tracy in potions and magical crafts, Trump in Diplomacy and Perform, and Torcuil in alchemical transmutation.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11840
11842
>>11839
How many spells can a Blackguard use per day? I still haven't figured it out...
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11841
"Now the concept of Theurgy recognizes that divine spells are brought from and flow from a divine source, a without. It also appreciates that arcane spells are derived and flow from within. Theurgy takes the assertive nature of wizardry and places it in the realm of the observer. YOU become the one to whom you beg for spells, and YOU are the one to grant them," begins one of Lenos' lectures to Torcuil.
"Less Yak-yak, more whack-whack!" he immediately chides Infernius for the umpteenth time.
Meanwhile Tracy, in her newly ground and recently caved-in (to prevent outsiders) lair, makes a great deal of development in telekinesis, specifically the animation of those oh so sexy golded-spike chains.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11842
11844
>>11840
moar than palis of equal level desu
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11843
11875
Also, Trump fully engages in business and community contracts/projects. He has thoroughly won the hearts and minds of port Barry, and word of his magnificence has begun to draw folk from surrounding communities.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11844
11845
>>11842
Isn't Tracy level 2 in Blackguard? Paladin's cast at lvl 4. How many spells?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11845
11846
>>11844
I'll answer that when you state what levels Tracy has. [email protected]
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11846
11847
>>11845
>when you state what levels Tracy has.
I don't actually know how to do this...
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11847
11848
>>11846
Think of it as a percentile. What percent of Tracy's total experience do you want put where?
The only limit is on wilder, which is 30% max.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11848
11852
>>11847
Do prestige classes need experience?


Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11849
11850 11852
>>11839
Whats a Theurge?
>alchemical transmutation
Lead into gold kinda thing?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11850
>>11849
>nvm read lenos
5qV8H
?
No.11851
11854 11855
image.png
>>11838
>edgy Yandere
And I am playing as/literally am an equally psychotic paranoiac with experience detecting fraud in asylum applicants
>accept her for who she is
I'll repost the Paladin's code since I think it is helpful: "While she may adventure with good or neutral allies, a paladin avoids working with evil characters or with anyone who consistently offends her moral code. Under exceptional circumstances, a paladin can ally with evil associates, but only to defeat what she believes to be a greater evil."

But really beyond that the bigger issue is that a neutral evil outsider cannot raise his child, and there is no negotiating, bullying, bartering, or begging him out of that. It's like seeing your country become communist. Death is preferable, and it is better to watch the whole world burn.

You should have chosen a different target

>he's not psychic
Yes he is. He can cast "detect lies" which uses the aura of the character. No, he cannot know the truth, only that he is being deceived. But really, just like in asylum law, that's all he needs to know. He doesn't need to know the truth, only that it's being hidden from him.

>punish her accordingly
How? He has very few things she wants and he has very few ways of harming her. If she breaks the contract repeatedly, or egregiously, or he just doesn't believe she has any intent of complying, then he will take the child and try to leave her, and the consequences will be as they are
\r
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11852
11853 11856
>>11848
Just like any other
>>11849
Eventually
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11853
>>11852
>Just like any other
I didn't know this...
Fug...
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11854
11855
Spoilered
>>11851
>How?
Smite her.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11855
11857
>>11854
This
>>11851
I think you misunderstand how difficult she will be to discipline
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11856
11858
>>11852
Is it possible to save experience for later? I want to save most of it for assassin...
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11857
11858 11859
image.png
>>11855
Of course she's almost impossible to discipline. That's why the contract can't be anything more than a peace treaty, which, if broken, starts a civil war
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11858
>>11856
You can do that
>>11857
Thats part of her charm. Choose your path; that of least resistance is to your left, that of most resistance is to your right.
I recommend the middle.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11859
11860
Spoilered
>>11857
Did I fucking stutter?
Physically smite the evil right out of her; do so on a regular basis.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11860
11861 11868
>>11859
Oh god, now I'm thinking bdsm. Kill me
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11861
11862
>>11860
Oh, NOW he's objecting
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11862
11863
>>11861
What was I supposed to object to?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11863
11864
>>11862
Ur the 1 who said 'kill me'
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11864
11865
>>11863
Torcuil hurt himself in confusion
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11865
11866 11867
>>11864
>"confusion"
So Trump desires an accord with Tracy to do with - but not limited to - him cumming inside (It happened, I saw the shit).
Any other additions or corrections?
Tracy struggles to define her existence, in relation to professional/personal skills and abilities. Its almost that Tracy is an amorphous identity which her faggot didn't fully appreciate when he took her on.
Sorry, that waas 'rude', Tracy is awesome and I want her to grow and develop as a character and I mostly won't troll
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11866
>>11865
As your conseler,
>shugs
Whatever
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11867
>>11865
If you mean pertaining to the consequences of a previous effort, then sure, I guess
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11868
11869
Spoilered
>>11860
>That's why the contract can't be anything more than a peace treaty, which, if broken, starts a civil war
Ponies do not understand contracts/treaties and all that hoo-man bullshit. You're over-complicating this.
You are a Paladin: you can do this with your eyes shut. Smite the evil right out of her, break her like you would a horse, and make her yours in the way that only you can. If she comes home the next day with blood on her hooves again, physically remove the evil from her being with your paladin powers and set her back on the right course. If she stays on course,
reward her with affection.

Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11869
11870 11871 11872
>>11868
>fuck the evil out of her
Have you ever tried to do that to a human woman? It doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. In fact, it makes things worse, because it messes with their emotions, Abe it gives them a reason to think they own you. So no.

>break her like a horse
Now this is more plausible. I'll think about it.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11870
11871 11876
>>11869
>Have you ever tried to do that to a human woman?
She's not a human woman. She's a magical pony; and this is a fantasy setting.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11871
>>11869
>>11870
Can't argue with either point TBH
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11872
11873
>>11869
>In fact, it makes things worse, because it messes with their emotions
Point taken; sticking your dick in crazy breeds crazy. However, you've already bred her.
>it gives them a reason to think they own you
Well, you are married, so...
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11873
>>11872
Not officially, no
yet, muhuhahahaha
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11875
image.jpeg
>>11843
Huzzah! How many Charisma point do I receive! I don't know if I have made it perfectly clear, but I've had Trumpaladin constantly grinding contract negotiation since the first treasure was recovered. He's doing most of the contracts (procurement, construction) for all of the new buildings. I think this should build his charisma, probably specifically in Diplomacy
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11876
11878 11879
>>11870
If you did not want to react to Tracy with the contempt, disgust, disdain, mistrust, and general revulsion with which I do to my ex-girlfriend at her worst, then you should not have taken an adorably blue pony of stabbiness and unoriginality and turned her into a real human woman
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11877
11884
So to finalize the recent changes and developments, no Trump did not break Torcuil's staff, because I rolled a 5/20 and everyone died otherwise.
Some might consider that the preferable outcome Xp
What did happen is that in the aftermath of the 2nd Soros fight, the city of Port Barry sprung back amazingly, both from Trump's iconic leadership and from 'local contracts' which readily sustain growth and development. I can't seem to find Trump's specific plans for development, but recall them being shrewd as well as prudent, and those buildings and structures are serviceably finished.
Tracy, after discovering through a prolonged conversation with the ants through spoken word and written response, that all the ants really want and need is dead things, which Tracy is most apt at producing. It doesn't really matter the level of decay either, they can/will eat it in exchange for goods and services they can render (mostly limited to digging and fixing things). She has already given a great deal so they are more than willing to assist in the crafting of a sekret lair which (though not getting why) they agree to bury her inside of.
Trump makes great gains in Diplomacy some in Concentration and Bluff, and smaller in other skills that are loosely related.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11878
>>11876
That it happened that way only suggests that you are in some way 'haunted' by said human woman
Plz no blank-flank

Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11879
>>11876
>tfw you accidentally tried too hard
O-oh.. Okay... I'll fix it...
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11880
11881
Infernius gets a crash-course in hitting glowing metal things with other metal things, and can be said to gain some proficiency in weapon-smithing, armorer, and crafting metal. He needs a good roll to make masterwork shit, though.
Torcuil has spent a great deal of time referencing and researching books. Lenos' suggestion about magic sent him in a frenzy from which he has unlocked the ability to cast the full range (divine and arcane) spells,... except not by name, only by meme.
As these developments finalize is when Thez' letter comes through. Initially it was intended to fill in details that I forgot to mention as well as to slightly color the developing story. Also to emphasize the difference in other-plane time-frames in reference to this plane's
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11881
>>11880
In subjects of alchemy, how many potions does Tracy have time to craft?
Also, can she get an armor plate to protect her middle/torso?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11882
11883 11888
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
Do I receive extra points for visiting the Holy Site of my Patron Deity?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11883
11885
>>11882
Plz tell me you are actually there
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11884
>>11877
Huzzah! Also I've spent time with weapons training, which should build relevant proficiency, (mostly this is him teaching others; I'm not sure if that does less or involves charisma) and also playing/teaching Football, which should help with strength and religion
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11885
11887 11888
>>11883
I was on Tuesday
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11886
Throughout the entirety of time, a few things have been learned about the surroundings, the context, etc.
1. Sechs knows alot. He gladly details that the city of Cardishore is a giant talent-show city geared to exploit helping individuals with talent to get the respect, glory, fame, and wealth they should achieve, and that no one who has ever stood in line has ever been noticed. Cardishore is a metaphor for social media and platforms. You're welcome to stand in line if you must.
Sparintinar (I think that's what it is) is a highly efficient, mostly keeping to themselves but allowing outsiders in, industrial technological city of advanced ability. They do not ally with anyone, are notoriously brutal with troublemakers, but just wanna do their thing, have some fun, and not die in the process.
Krenshall is a special place where no one speaks right and everyone is a genius in some way and fuggin nuts in most others. Don't expect anything other than a wealth of ideas from there.
Oh, there's a town south of the initial ring-walled area. That place is populated by individuals who believe that everything should be shared equally, that the collective is prior to any individual, and that grey is fashionably suitable.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11887
>>11885
You lucky ass bastard

So, what are we doing tonight?
Boss?
Training?
Wedding for the happy couple?
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11888
11893
>>11885
>>11882
What day is the Sabbath of your faith?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11889
11890
2. There is a statue of His Imminence John Elway in the tower that speaks into players' minds and provides explanations and detail that no character can provide. Forgot that bit didn't ya.
3. That the developing infrastructure of Port Barry is set in motion. Individual directives will take requisite time, but by and large the machine is now self-sustaining and growing in the desired directions. Players need not micro-manage, they can direct and delegate.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11890
11892 11894
>>11889
>provides explanations and detail that no character can provide.
I remembered that it could heal and speak, but what guidance can it provide?
>tfw you've been intentionally avoiding the shrine, because you were afraid it would instantly vaporize a divegrass player
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11891
11895
In the process of crafting potions (she can have 3) Tracy realizes that something doesn't add up with regard to the merchant in Pip. She can't put her hoof on it, but the way he dismissed her being a talking pony, his professed lack of knowledge about Cardishore even though its a huge city/event thats only like 10 miles away, something just doesn't pass the sniff test.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11892
>>11890
Ask
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11893
118931
image.gif
>>11888
I would presume Sunday, since it is the biggest Football night (of course, Trumpaladin is USFL rite and not NFL rite, which I think changes the playing season, I think from the Fall to the Spring. Maybe it changes the days of the week as well).
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11894
11895
>>11890
>it would instantly vaporize a dive grass player
Yes it would. If you need to go to confession, please go to the ticket booth at the Stadium
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11895
11896 11897 11900
>>11891
Can I fast-travel there?
Also
>dimeterium bombs (because fuck mages!)
>Magic Vestment +5
>Undetectable alignment
>>11894
Stop trying to decide the game meta.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11896
11897 11898 11902
>>11895
Who here has Elway as a primary Deity besides me?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11897
>>11895
Yes, and you will. I imagine upon reasoning this Tracy will have many questions for good shopkeeper.
Also in the intervening period came a slightly awkward therapy session where characters hashed out their most glaring differences. I saw no objection to the accord that they be honest with one another if not those who they interact (meaning non-players) and so I will state that the accord was made, if not with reservation.
>>11896
"Ooooh! I do!"
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11898
11899
>>11896
My deity is Kek
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11899
>>11898
Elway is Kek, Elway is all Footballs and Football. You will learn
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11900
11901 11902
>>11895
Keep your alignment open, or the deal is off

Also I can't play for a few hours
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11901
>>11900
K. I don't know that everyone is available yet anyway. I'm just lengthily dumping the variety of stuff thats happened for the time being; its still cinematic
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11902
11905
1507156598703-0.jpg
>>11896
Tracy praises Epona for giving her a foal.
>>11900
ok
Switch that to Good Hope.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11903
With the requisite rebuilding of the Port, a variety of tradesmen and artisans (structural, agricultural, even aquatic) have ventured to the port. The overall labor pool has increased in both size and competence, and the traffic to/from the port (by land and sea) has increased dramatically. The farmer's market in the square, once a local-exclusive event - now draws large crowds from many demographics. What was once a simple assortment of grown vegetables has developed into a bazaar of goods and trades, large and small.
Good Hope = Neutral Good
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11904
11907
In her research and inquiry, Tracy learns that this realm does not have an assassin's guild to speak of. While individual assassins exist, there is no organization to speak of. Ultimately it seems that in order for her to become an assassin (its almost like GM is being persnickety) she has to complete a very lengthy task that he's going to iterate shortly.
Anonymous
eUGbg
?
No.11905
11943
>>11902
Very good, Mrs. Sentry.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11906
doge.jpg
Throughout this all, Sad Alex watches as stuff goes on without him. He feels alone, absent/apart, and utterly aside. His only repreive comes from Ryuk. He also gets a letter from Ponimaru btw, but it is only pic related. He is certain there is some sort of message, but can't quite figure out what.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11907
11908 11909
TC level 15 rogue.png
>>11904
>this realm does not have an assassin's guild
Imma' make my own guild, with blackjack and hookers.
*reads all the books on assasins and guild-making*
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11908
11913 12160
>>11907
Like I didn't know you were gonna say that. In order to establish a guild, you will need a high profile target though,....
Tracy receives another notice from Thez.
"Hey. Pretend this was included in one of the others okay? I wouldn't want my faggot to have an aneurism trying to figure out where in the timeframes this occurred. But, if you really want to kill a guy and make a spectacle, there is JUST such a guy. I don't know exactly what he's calling himself these days, but I do know he's established himself as a bit of an Emperor. His city lies far to the north-east, and he used to go by the name "Kefka Palazzo", so 'emperor Palazzo' or 'Lord Kefka' should reveal desirable information. Kill him, make a spectacle of it, and you'll get more than ranks in assassin."
>t. Thez
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11909
11910
>>11907
I,... is that,... Akuma Tracy?!
"Shut up faggot!"
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11910
11911
>>11909
We Akuma nao
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11911
11912
>>11910
Shooooosh!
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11912
>>11911
Nice pali
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11913
11914
>>11908
Do all characters know this because it was in the original letter?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11914
11915 11917
>>11913
No, that was a character-specific mention to Tracy, though she would do well to mention it around Lenos.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11915
>>11914
K
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11917
11918 11919
>>11914
Has Tracy left for the road yet?
*mentions it to Lenos as she thanks him for the weapon*
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11918
>>11917
I assume she hasn't
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11919
Trump meanwhile discovers that Sugoito - in spite of balance and proficiency issues (its almost like it was not intended to be a weapon, or the weapon it is was intended to be another weapon entirely) breaks things quite readily. Given its attack damage and bonuses, the saw-blade side is not terribly effective, while the blunt side snaps things in half with one or two swings. If players are vaguely curious the geometry and theme are based largely off this video: https://youtu.be/CJrGA3J0nB8
>>11917
L> Oh fuck, that guy? She was always going on about him once. "That motherfucker" this, and "I'm gonna bathe with his intestines". Apparently he fucked her over back before I was brought to the game, and now he's some fancy big-wig now."
Well, I'd wait just a sec cuz she probably won't be going solo, unless she wants that expressly.
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11920
11921 11922 11923
holy shit it took longer to catch up than i thought.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11921
11926
>>11920
HE LIVES
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11922
11924
>>11920
Last-minute additions or corrections?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11923
11926
>>11920
I was just thinking about having Tracy eat you.
JK
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11924
11925
5254a58c3330a26008a5072c6c4280bd263fcebab6a1904e2f1924739a5f1416.jpg
>>11922
i feed my dog but otherwise everyting seems fine.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11925
11927
>>11924
I like dogs
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11926
11929
1030115__safe_artist-colon-mrflabbergasted_starlight glimmer_animated_crossover_knights of ren_kylo ren_lightsaber_mask_sithlight glimmer_staff of same.gif
>>11923
>>11921
hello my fellow faggots
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11927
11928 11929
>>11925
dont >rape
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11928
11930
>>11927
Doge is not for sexual
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11929
11931
>>11926
Nice gif
>>11927
I WOULDN'T RPPE DOGGO
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11930
1506797875440.jpg
>>11928

Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11931
1505874053637-2.png
>>11929

Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11932
11933
Shit

I gotta go for about an hour
Sorry
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11933
11934
>>11932
Stop apologizing! We understand that playing this game is a luxury of time and effort, depending on sorted responsibilities and fulfilled obligations. "I gotta go for about an hour" is quite sufficient. ^_^
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11934
11935
>>11933
hey gm there is something i want to do during the time skip.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11935
11936
"They've come a long way in a very short amount of time. I don't mind saying that,..."
Yes, its kind of surreal. They're already tackling their inner biases and realigning toward the 'prize'. It has been far more successful that I'd ever have wagered.
"I was going to say,..."
I know what you were 'going' to say, but if you SAY it, it ruins,... hold on.
>>11934
Yes of course.
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11936
11937 11938 11939 11951
>>11935
i want to form my own order of knights that act as a police force, think the Teutonic order.
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11937
>>11936
*clerical knight*
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11938
11940
>>11936
>Teutonic order.
>Not recreating the Schutzstaffel in the name of your patron diety
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11939
11944
>>11936
With your reputation amongst the people (you were being observed during all your more or less than foolish chivalry) you wlll have little difficulty. I haven't rolled yet, but I can readily rule "More than one" answering to such a venture.
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11940
11941
>>11938
same thing.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11941
11942
>>11940
I know, but this is religion: names matter.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11942
>>11941
"Not really, technically...." Lenos is cut off as a haggard and worn-haired Torcuil clamps his hands around Lenos' mouth.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11943
>>11905
Join us.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11944
11946
>>11939
so not one person wants to join?
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11945
11946
brb in like 20 minutes.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11946
>>11944
>>11945
What part of 'more than one' did you trollishly miss?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11947
11948
I LIVE

Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11948
11949
>>11947
Good thing you got back so soon.
>*yanks dull knife out of haggis*
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11949
11950
>>11948
Y tho
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11950
>>11949
You were just a few minutes short of an hour: right on time.
I thought it was a running joke at this point.
>miss game night
>get >raped, and potentially eaten
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11951
11953
>>11936
We have a Tuetonic order formed
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11952
11953 11955
Please, everyone is right on time.
"... IIITS CHRISTMAS TIME!!!
Thez screams out, not realizing the time-delay.
At this point, I'm ready to go. Story, character its all good.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11953
11954 11955 11956
1485584521422.png
>>11951
Tuetonic
>>11952
>tfw christmas decorations at walmart last week
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11954
>>11953
That's what I said
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11955
1496593__safe_artist-colon--fwslash-d-fwslash-non_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_30 minute art challenge_bone_chains_clothes_fire_flaming eyes_ghost ri.png
>>11952
Ready to kill shit.
>>11953
Goddamn consumerist kikes want to sell their shit to Mr. and Mrs. Goyim as early as possible.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11956
11957
>>11953
Sorry, was a movie-nite reference. Thez and I r watching. Its a classic.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11957
11958
>>11956
Whats the movie?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11958
11959 11960
>>11957
Rule 11 faggot!
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11959
11960
>>11958
Nightmare Before Christmas. Sorry, bully is my first instinct
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11960
>>11958
>>11959
NP
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11961
11962
back
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11962
11963 11965
Can we get a move on? It's 11:00 where I am, and I want to kill something tonight.
>>11961
*puts away BBQ tools*
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11963
11964
>>11962
reee im not just a piece of meat.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11964
>>11963
It's just the hormones. We're cool.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11965
11966
>>11962
Except for inserts, this cant be accommodated. Rest unabashedly. Thank you for your time, I hadn't expected progress tonight.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11966
11967 11969
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>11965
>no killing tonight
Oh.. okay...
[Disappointed bloodthirsty pony noises]
Still ready to play though.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11967
11968
>>11966
She'll be fine. I'll be up early, and its first come first serve, progressively. ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11968
11970
>>11967
Are we still doing cinematic mode?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11969
11971
>>11966
Pets pony

Offers sugar sugar cube
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11970
11973
>>11968
Yes, within reason until everyone is present, with exception 4 vlad(torc)
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11971
>>11969
*graciously laps up sugar cube*
*brushes against leg affectionately*
[loving pony noises]
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11972
11976
>wants to inquire about lewd-sensoring
>doesn't want to interrupt
Uhm, nothing. Carry on
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11973
11974 11975
>>11970
I've been here
Waiting
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11974
11978
>>11973
I know that, and appreciate it. Could I ask a general timeframe so I can fit it into PST (a window so to speak)? I don't want to exclude or differentiate, and Torcuil is a favorite of mine (and her's).
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11975
>>11973
I shall declare "Game on" in a manner which is more considerate of your timing. This is wrote.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11976
11977 11978
1071364__safe_artist-colon-thebirdiebin_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_cyoa_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_monochrome.png
>>11972
RP's should always have 12% loods minimum.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11977
>>11976
this.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11978
11979 11981 11982 11988
>>11974
Who is (((her)))?
Um,
I'm usally on 9pm to 12-1am EST
>>11976
Sadly mobile post so no loods

Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11979
11980 11983
>>11978
>Putting echo-parentheses around "her"
>Not recognizing Thez
F

Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11980
11981
>>11979
rip in peace m8.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11981
11983
>>11978
meant for
>>11980

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11982
11983
Thz11.png
>>11978
>who is 'her'
Why, whoever could GM mean?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11983
11984 11985
>>11982
>>11981
>>11979
I throw myself off a cliff
But I'm so god damn retarded, I fail at that too
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11984
>>11983
"Don't worry, someone will be there to catch you!
They'll then carry you to the top, and then throw you off again! Its a cycle!"
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11985
11991
1507419293931.jpg
>>11983

Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11986
11987
Sits down, deeply emotionally concerned. Puts pony across lap and tries to calm himself by petting her soft coat
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11987
>>11986
[affectionate, comforting pony noises]
*brushes cheek against your chest*
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11988
11989
>>11978
1a EST = 10p PST
Got it. Game will begin no later than 2p PST.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11989
11990
>>11988
= 5p EST but wanted digis
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11990
>>11989
Eh, workes for me
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11991
11992 11993
>>11985
I fucking love those memes.
>tfw psionic enemy consumes your brain
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11992
11993
1508101286031.gif
>>11991
>tfw that will be me destroying brains.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11993
11994 11995 11997
>>11991
>remembers is playing psionic, anthrophagic monster
Is there a feat I can use to gain power by consuming enemy's brains or other body parts? I was going to do it anyway.
>>11992
*contemplates eating brain*
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11994
11996
>>11993
Pulls pony's ear, causing sharp pain
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.11995
11996 11998
1506818702725.jpg
>>11993
>cant eat my brain if i eat yours first.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11996
>>11994
[cute pained pony sounds]
"I-I'm sorry, Flashy. I had another evil thought.."
>>11995
Fucking bring it on, you dumb bull!
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11997
11999 12011
>>11993
No, your brain consumption is limited to avocational
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11998
>>11995
Can't eat what wasn't there to begin with
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11999
12003 12004
>>11997
Idk what that even means, but okay...
Any other feats she could take in that ballpark, consumption-wise?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12000
12001 12002 12004
>rape

Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12001
12006
>>12000
he finally did it we can all go home.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12002
12004 12006
>>12000
>tfw someone else takes the role, after you learn self restraint
>not claiming Trollestia
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12003
12004 12005 12009
>>11999
This isn't going to work, is it?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12004
>>11999
>>12000
This, unironically
>>12002
U should be proud
>>12003
The accord was between players. You got over Thez eating a face didn't you?
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12005
>>12003
im not familiar with any feats that do that, but the gm could make one,
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12006
12008
>>12001
>packs bags
Nice playing with you
>>12002
I dont need to. By fixing your relationship, Trumpbwill give up on her
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12007
12009 12010
Spoiler alert, Trollestia was claimed before she was a manifest character. The rest has been trolling.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12008
12012
Spoilered
>>12006
>implying he even will
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12009
12012 12013
>>12003
>implying she said it out loud or even had the thought, and that wasn't just her megalomaniac of a faggot talking about edgy powers he wants to use
>not wanting a waifu and warhoers that gets stronger by devouring your enemies
I haven't found anything in the wikis that allow it, so probably no... (still want to thpugh)
>>12007
>spoiling it this hard
>not using the spoiler function
Why'd ya have to tell us that, m8?
>this is why he hasn't given poor Torc more chances to talk with Trollestia
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12010
12012 12013
>>12007
Wat
So, who gets her?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12011
12014
>>11997
>limited to avocational
Wait, what does that mean?

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12012
12015
>>12008
Fukkin SAVED
>>12009
Cuz otherwise there'd be sperging into the next half-session. Ask me how I know that e_e
>>12010
You do. You're the initial reason she's even here.
>hogfather reference
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12013
12015 12016 12019
>>12009
>warhorse that devours enemies
Kill it with fire
>>12010
I claimed her, remember
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12014
12019
>>12011
No benefits or consequences, you'll drink blood and eat brains recreationally dammit!
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12015
>>12013
See
>>12012

Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12016
12017 12020 12029 12193
>>12013
ok then i claim Fae.

Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12017
12018
>>12016
She's not even a pony
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12018
12021 12029 12193
>>12017
dosent matter infernuis has needs.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12019
>>12014
I'll figure something out...!
>>12013
>implying she's not immune to fire
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12020
12023 12029 12193
>>12016
>cheating on THEZ!
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12021
12022 12023 12029 12193
>>12018
No respect for Thez, I see
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12022
12024 12029
>>12021
>lecturing others about respect for waifus
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12023
12025 12029 12030 12193
>>12020
>>12021
shes not with us anymore :'( she would want it this way.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12024
12030
>>12022
Am I wrong?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12025
12026 12028 12193
>>12023
>she would want me to cheat on her
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12026
12027 12029 12030 12193
Spoilered
>>12025
>implying shes being chaste, remember how much time she spent in the brothel?

Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12027
12030 12031 12193
>>12026
Your open relationship disgusts me. Either way, Fae is instructed to burn on sight
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12028
12029 12032
>>12025
and she said me and tracy could shsre her remember?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12029
12034 12193
AAAAAAHHAHAHAHA!
<ahem>
>>12016
"Wut?!"
>>12018
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
You asked for it
>>12020
>>12021
"THANK you!"
>>12022
kek
>>12023
>agitated trembling intensifies
>>12026
>fight club
TOTALLY missed the references. Oooh, thats gonna hurt.
>>12028
THAT part is true.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12030
12193
>>12023
>inb4, Infernius gets raped my a herd of wild zebras
Did you not swear to carry her back from the abyss in your arms?
>she would want it this way
Grill yourself, bbq sauce mascot!
>>12026
Grow a pair, faggot! GM trusted you with his tulpa: treat her well.
>implying a big lizard is worth ruining your relationship
>>12024
Not at all.
>>12027
Draggones don't have fire, but Tracy would do it if you asked.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12031
12033 12035 12193
>>12027
you being a dick disgusts infernuis.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12032
12193
image.png
>>12028
*Disgust intensifies*
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12033
12037
>>12031
How am I being a dick? What is your issue?
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12034
12038 12039 12040 12193
>>12029
me still love thez but my balls blue.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12035
12036
>>12031
*contemplates removing 3-inch penis*
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12036
>>12035
Okay, that made me rofl
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12037
12039 12040
>>12033
me still salty about you no helping in fight.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12038
86008248.jpg
>>12034
Go jerk yourself like you did before Thez took your virginity, you ingrate.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12039
12042
>>12034
That is just repulsive. Even I am better than that
>>12037
Kindly get the hell over it, I misjudged the situation a month ago and I misjudged Thez
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12040
FOCattlemanZiricote.jpg
>>12034
>Cleric not being able to handle blue balls
Anyone else think that Infernius would make a better Cleric if he became a steer?
>>12037
I had respect for your dedication during that fight. That respect is almost gone now.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12041
For FUTURE reference (as in, doesn't affect current gameplay XD) this is one of many reason Thez favored the whorehouse. Despite the ignominous nature of whoredom, there is an inherent appreciable and sensual (beyond the obvious) nature to the vocation of whore. One doesn't just happen across being one, nor "suddenly decide" to become one, but it takes a sage to be one willfully, knowingly, and deliberately. Mary Magdalene comes to mind.
"SHUT UP FAGGOT"
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12042
12043
Spoilered
>>12039
>contemplates if i should stop drinking.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12043
12048
>>12042
You fucked up.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12044
12045
image.png
While I am somewhat supportive of multiple waifus where it's out of love and respect to each partner, to seek a new partner when you have a committed one purely for sexual motive is just disgusting
>this close to just saying "get him girl"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12045
12046 12050
>>12044
>battering against astral-wall intensifies
Oh, it will play out eventually. ^_^
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12046
12049
>>12045
.... What
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12047
12049 12052
Seriously though, if I were the judge, I'd say this were enough to lose the Cleric class.
I say we should castrate the bull as atonement.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12048
12051 12052
>>12043
*walks to the church to attone for my sins by flogging myself for 7 days straight with no rest* in antempt to say "i am sorry please forgive me outbust friends me didmt mean it please accept my apology."

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12049
12051 12054
>>12046
Please, she shares my consciousness. I couldn't hide my experience from her if I tried.
>>12047
Technically, its not outside Rockwell-ism so his cleric-ness remains intact.

Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12050
12055
Dd mega comp im reposting a comp i made a_856821_5797374.jpg
>>12045
Oh shit infernius, you fucked up big time.
>Screwing-up this hard for a crack at a fucking lizard-cat
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12051
12053 12055
>>12049
Yeah, but he is also in the domain of Hitlerism: degenerates get castrated.
Only after he atones fully should he have his oysters back.
>>12048
See >>12048
It's not enough.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12052
12055
>>12048
see >>12047

Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12053
12060
>>12051
get one of the priests lets do it, i am truly sorry.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12054
12060
>>12049
Alright, whatever is necessary to avenge this slight against your astral partner

Sic 'em girl!
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12055
12057
>>12050
>>12051
>>12052
It is seen and noted where mostly your intentions are righteous. Leave this for future; it has/will not me omitted.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12056
*be
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12057
12059
>>12055
no this is a major offence take infernuis testicles.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12058
Quick reminder, actual gameplay is to commence at 2/5 pm Pst/Est
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12059
>>12057
"Oh, I'll have,...."
Now is not the time for such declarations. Consider the immediate situation.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12060
12061 12064
>>12054
"Right away, Flashy!"
>>12053
No need for that. We can fulfull your atonement right here.
*unsheaves castrating knife*
"This is for your own good, you cheater!
Pull down your pants and start praying!"
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12061
12062
>>12060
>deus vult!
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12062
12063 12064
>>12061
*makes painfully-thin hairline cut around balls*
"PRAY HARDER, YOU FILTHY CHEAT!"
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12063
12065
>>12062
EIN REICH
EIN VOLK
EIN FHURER

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12064
12066
>>12060
"No, stop. This is better in a way. Otherwise Thez would have become an obsessive cunt not unlike the tsundere Trump REEEE's about.
>>12062
"You too, though I can see you have grounds as well (not lit but fig)."
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12065
>>12063
*slices balls clean-off with surgical precision*
"REPENT!!!"
>Infernius in now a steer and retains his honor and clerical powers, if not losing most of his dignity

Is there a freezer we can store them in until he earns them back?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12066
>>12064
Idk what you mean, but it already happened.
I hope Thez forgives Infernius for being a retarded dipshit tonight.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12067
12069 12070 12074
A vague and translucent image of Thez appears, for story element.
"I forgot for a moment. I forgot that he is him (indicating Infernius, a bull), she is her (Tracy, a psychotic), and he's that guy (Trump, a megalomaniac {what, he is!}," she says.
"Don't hurt him, please. He's said some jackass shit, but guys say stupid shit all the time. Beside that,... he,... he said some things,...
... please don't hurt him"
THAT was the most out of character thing I've ever had to rype.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12068
>don't think I deliberately omitted Torcuil, he's the golden boy as far as you lot are concerned
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12069
12070 12071
>>12067
Yes rype. Deal with it.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12070
12072
>>12067
>… please don't hurt him
It's a bit late for that...
We can restore his balls in a bit later. This much proves his atonement and dedication.
>>12069
*pats back*
I know that feel...
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12071
>>12069
that feel being having to type stuff out of character.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12072
12073
>>12070
no one said "don't damage him", the request was "don't hurt"
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12073
12075
>>12072
He's as hurt as he will be tonight.
Now, where can his jewels be stored?
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12074
12075 12076 12079
>>12067
me sorry thez,tracy take horns too
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12075
12077
>>12073
Put 'em with the robots
>>12074
>as though he can arbitrate
Oh? Would you like to be specific as to how things should have gone? I'm sure all parties are listening intently.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12076
>>12074
red herring
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12077
12078
>>12075
i blame my faggots drunkeness, but its not just his fault its mine aswell i am deeply sorry i shouldnt have said anything please forgive me.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12078
12081
>>12077
Thez image smacks u across the face.
"Of COURSE you should be ashamed! You should repent for EVER denying your manhood and instinctual drives! What the fuck do you think a whorehouse is for? Posterity? Aesthetics? Dudes have needs, I know that (>is from hell and KNOWS that)."
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12079
12080
>>12074
[confused look]
"..Well, if you insist..."
*whips out bone saw*
"I hope this teaches you not to be a retard and try to cheat on your waifu with random animals."
*begins sawing-off horns, painfully slowly*
>sawing horns make the most excruciating screeching noise
"You can only have one waifu." she whispers into your ear "Remember that."

While we're at it
*collects Minotaur blood*
*collects horn dust*
They have to be useful for something.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12080
12083
>>12079
This did happen though, in the shock and sudden change of apparent heart.
"Save one for me!" vision-Thez calls to Tracy as Thez' magic wears out.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12081
12082
>>12078
*sawing stops*
[confused look]
>'Well, where do we go from here?'
her face says
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12082
12084
>>12081
Forward Xp
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12083
12085 12086
>>12080
wait my balls are ok?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12084
12087
Hypothetically, can astral entities attack other astral entities? Like.. the souls of the deceased?
>>12082
*sawing resumes, slowly and painfully*
What did she want her to save?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12085
12092
>>12083
Barely, but yes. Your horns,... not so much.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12086
>>12083
Tracy has them, so no.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12087
12088
>>12084
Souls and/or undead are etheric, not astral. Having said, yes astrals can attack materials, as can etherics. Materials are kind of screwed when it comes to non-material tampering.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12088
12090
>>12087
Can etherics attack other etherics?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12089
12093
Technically the request for restraint occurred before the castration. Also technically, these occured so close that it is more a matter of "in progress" than "In advance"
Tl;dr Tracy lit has Infernius' balls (technically they're Thez' balls) so keep them nice.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12090
12093
>>12088
Yes
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12091
>inb4 "But" or w/e
You're the one who had to spike her departure with "I do."
I suppose its my fault, but not exclusively.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12092
12094
Spoilered
>>12085
thats fine.

Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12093
12094
>>12089
Is there a way to store them?
>>12090
D-do the souls of the deceased immediately become ethereal..?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12094
12095 12097
>>12092
>squeeeeeeee
And here, I though I had you pinned.
>>12093
Store, yes no requirement (a box is fine)
>deceased
Yes, and their ethereal presence only lasts about 4 secs before evaporating.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12095
12096
>>12094
*lays down*
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12096
12098
>>12095
For current events, Thez is a denizen of hell. Its not like the male impulse is unknown or unaccounted for, she's good with it and knows what to expect. What she didn't expect was guilt or shame. #winning

Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12097
12101
>>12094
O-oh.. oh..! That's frightening..
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12098
12099 12100
>>12096
me feel bad about what me said.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12099
12100
>>12098
me have deep shame.

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12100
12103
>>12098
>>12099
You'll have plenty of time for that. Tomorrow begins "Season 2" of the Game!
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12101
12102
spurdo.png
>>12097
Really though.. fug!
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12102
>>12101
>Tracynis
Bretty gud
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12103
12104
>>12100
If I succeed in getting my target, please give Tracy some time to do what I want with him before finishing him, and make a great opening scene for the guild.
It will be spectacular.

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12104
>>12103
Oh, we hope it will be spectacular, and he MOST-OF has it coming (no conflicts of alignment or w/e)

Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12105
12107
hey can i do one more thing b4 time skips time is up?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12106
12109 12113
"Tracy, I don't think it could possibly work out between us"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12107
>>12105
Sure
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12108
12154
Also, are there poisons that paralyze instead of killing?
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12109
12110 12112 12122 12126
>>12106
>implying you don't want to see it too
There's NO WAY your character can get any feeling of what I'm thinking, because it hasn't even crossed her mind yet.
>saying that out loud to her
>muh flowcharts!
I'll just ignore that, for the sake of the story.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12110
12111
>>12109
It has nothing to do with the paralysis or Inferius
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12111
>>12110
I know.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12112
>>12109
>flowcharts
Yeah I know how women work. There is a reason I don't pursue relationships anymore
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12113
12115
>>12106
That was assertive, decisive, fair, but overall resolute.
Advantage Trump (not a soccer reference Xp)
And I'll shut up cuz stuff
Tracy's faggot
wwN2q
?
No.12114
*goes to bed*
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12115
12116 12117
>>12113
hey can i tell you what i want to do in rabbit?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12116
>>12115
And you. I think I know what you are planning as well
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12117
12118
>>12115
If its not lewd, yes
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12118
12119 12120
>>12117
its not.geez!
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12119
12121
>>12118
Why did you mention earlier that you wanted to create your own Tuetonic order? Why, when we have one, already started with a small partly trained army, that you lead into battle, that worships both Rockwell and Football, and that I agreed to let you name?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12120
>>12118
>requesting private
>not expecting trolling 'cuz
^_~
its up https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12121
12123
>>12119
thats the one i was talking about. i am gonna hand pick the men over the timeskip.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12122
12152
>>12109
I kind of do want to see it, but not if it's going to be constant "let's see what I can do that he wouldn't like but doesn't know about." That shit is just grating and intolerable
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12123
12124
>>12121
Oh okay. But the men have already been selected. It's everyone who fought against the demons, and isn't consumed with other work. Of course if you want to select a special forces or something, then sure
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12124
12125
>>12123
yea like a band of space marines.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12125
12127
image.jpeg
>>12124
*desire to know more intensifies*
5qV8H
?
No.12126
12152 12153
>>12109
Could you just have Tracy not do whatever Trumpaladin indicates he does not want her to do? I know a real woman would just lie, go behind his back, and generally play the "what he doesn't know" game, but that shit gets on my nerves like pretty much nothing else, and I'd definitely kick that person out of my life if I trusted then that little.
\r
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12127
12128
>>12125
im gonna order them suits of magical plate armor the best enchanted wepons we can get our hands on and verious magical items that give them "psycher powers"
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12128
12129
>>12127
You really do want to become a Jedi. Now this is a great way to serve penance. What could they do with psionic powers?
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12129
12130
>>12128
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/psionics-unleashed/power-lists/power-list-psion-wilder/
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12130
12131
>>12129
Yes, its still not too late for that
Other players as well, now's the time to cement their 'position' wrt levels,, advancement, or w/e

Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12131
12132
>>12130
your ok with me making a space marine force?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12132
12134
>>12131
The "space" is questionable atm, but a marine force that is capable of being space-marines is CERTAIN:Y in the cards.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12134
File (hide): C9C12EF88DBF8CE424C045356B5F16EA-6715922.webm (6.4 MB, Resolution:640x360 Length:00:01:10, Spoilered) [play once] [loop]
Spoilered
>>12132
nice
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12135
12136
"I never though,..."
Don't even start. I warned you from the beginning. No bully, no hate, this was inevitable and THE MOST SANE outcome.
"... still hurts tho."
And quit with that shit too! I'll spare any adversity I can, but this is YOYO territory,
"Thats fair,"
>12134
"That made me laugh, thanks. Sleep well everyone"
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12136
12138
>>12135
night
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12138
12194
>>12136
Baka
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12141
12142
I have one goal
As much caffine as possible so I can latt a night for once
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12142
12143 12144
>>12141
D-did Tracy give Infernius a vasectomy?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12143
12145 12147
>>12142
>Vasectomy
She castrated him.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12144
12145
>>12142
He made him a steer
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12145
12146
>>12143
Real question

Whats the difference
>>12144
No, really?

I thought she made him a heifer


Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12146
12148 12151 12197
>>12145
Vasectomy just keeps the sperm from getting to the prize, without cutting anything off.
Castration is removing the oysters.
>she made him a heifer
Same thing as a steer.
His clerical powers will be slightly stronger now.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12147
12151 12197
>>12143
A vasectomy is a procedure whereby certain tubes that connect the testicles to the or us are severed, so that sperm will not be released in ejaculation. Castration is the complete physical removal of the testicles

>heifer
You just asked if he was given a vasectomy and we said he was castrated
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12148
12149
>>12146
responf to my remarks from last night
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12149
12150 121491
>>12148
Which one?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12150
>>12149
Everything after "Travy's faggit gies to bed
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12151
>>12147
>heifer
Sarcasm
I know what a steer is
>>12146
Today I learned
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12152
>>12122
He won't be anywhere in the vincinity, and he wouldn't know unless he asked for every detail.
>>12126
>Could you just have Tracy not do whatever Trumpaladin indicates he does not want her to do?
Well, to a certain extent. I have to keep her in character too (that means ccasional bursts of irrational violence, and extreme edge). She at least she won't do anything spooky right in front of him, but shit could happen in secret when they're apart (I'm going to do it whether you like it or no; best Trumpaladin not ask too many unnecessary, prying questions about shit that happens in other countries). Sure she's still going to kill someone tonight, but Thez says he's got it coming, and Trumpaladin only told her not to harm the good residents of Port Barry, and I still want that Assassin title.
Anyway, the shit I'm planning is so abstract Trumpaladin wouldn't even think of telling her not to do it. (I need to have fun too!)
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12153
12155
>>12126
Look, if Trumpaladin says "no eating human brains," and she assents, that means she needs to be relied upon not to eat human brains, there or anywhere, no matter whose brains it is.

Tell her her Flashy has trust issues from a previous relationship and from difficult times at work, and his issues need to be accomidated for just as surely as hers

>something so abstract
No soul vore
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12154
>>12108
For GM only:
Seriously though, I want Tracy to let out most of her pent-up edge at once, and for that he's gonna have to stay alive through the entire ordeal. It's going to be messy. Should I swap-out one of those potions for regeneration?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12155
12156
>>12153
>'no whateverthefuck'
>implying Trumpaladin, being a paladin, would even think of any of that abstract crap
You're confusing character knowledge with player knowledge again (typical self-insert). Trumpaladin wouldn't tell her what he wouldn't think of himself. If he had the intuition to even think of telling her not to to do spooky shit like that, he'd be a more perverted edgelord than she is. Stop concerning yourself with shit I might or might not do, and focus on what your character is doing. Trumpaladin can put limitations on what Tracy can do, within his realm of understanding, but you can't tell me what I can do with Tracy's character when they're apart.
Also
>giving me ideas
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12156
12157
>>12155
>confusing player knowledge whatever
Okay, fine. If I know it, it's bad enough. I've lived through enough scheming and plots and deception and all that to where it's just unpleasant
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12157
12158
>>12156
>scheming and plots and deception
This isn't a scheme. She'll think of whatever I have her do on the spot.
All you'll have to do is ask when she comes home. It might take a bit of healthy paddling to get the whole confession though.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12158
12159 12161
>>12157
No vore of any kind
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12159
>>12158
Roooooo! I wasn't thinking of doing that, but I might just do that now if you push me. I'm not promising anything, except that she won't lie about it when asked, so stop giving me ideas.
Do not try to nerf me! I am playing the rogue, the assassin and the blackguard at the same time: basically, I'm the designated edgelord. If you want Trumpaladin to put limitations on Tracy's behavior, you'll have to do it through character-to-character interactions.
g2g for a few hours
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12160
12161
>>11908
>kill an emperor
Would these emperor-less people be in need of a new emperor, per chance?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12161
12162 12163 12180
>>12158
It won't be sexualized, but people are definitely going to get eated.
>>12160
Oh yeah. They need one now.
One thing I forgot to mention: everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12162
12164
>>12161
>people are going to get eaten and you won't even be able to masturbate to it
Eww. Can we not
>3 points for attributes
Uh.. What?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12163
12164 12165
>>12161
By the way, where is Trollestia? Can I speak with her? Woo her with my digits and tweets? Can she show me her tweets and forum comments? Maybe find a nice romantic spot for dinner?

Any chance she is looking to be a step-mother?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12164
12167 12202
>>12162
Str, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, Cha
You can add 3 points. You get 1 point at every 4 exp levels, and since we're at a point that knowing the precise scores is going to matter, they should be applied. If I were Trump, I'd apply them to Cha, Con, and Str.
>>12163
You're welcome to try
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12165
12166
>>12163
As your marriage consuler, I strongly dis approve

But where is she actually?
Torc is reading shit in his cave, learning about memes. Burning everything titled "Behind the Meme"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12166
>>12165
I would expect she's in the tower stable
vOfBZ
?
No.12167
12168
trump-tweet-meryl.png
112716-trump-popular-vote.jpg
bd4dcf4c2bab07bad87dd7985debf014.jpg
rgq7sqBlQYFxIRSdt3cT3X8w_W-ZbCE_qKt297uKTUs.jpg
mitt romney donald trump dinner.jpg
>>12164
I shall apply them accordingly

I go to the stables and meet Trollestia. I present to her my digits >>8888, >>9999, >>10000, and no less than five tweets, a video of Megyn Kelly interviewing a woman about a strange recording of Donald Trump pretending to be producer, only to realize on air that Trump submitted the video and she's being trolled, a recording of Trump saying Mitt Romney "isn't rich," an actual television add that says "he will cut the head off ISIS and take their oil," "the wall just got ten feet higher," and calling CNN "fake news" at a press conference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa3edsMzHkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ls5ZtJWZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ud3iDCZ_MA

After doing this, I ask her if she is interested in getting covfefe together
\r
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12168
12169
>>12167
T> My, I am greatly impressed by recurring digits on a nazi horsefucker board. Whatever you say, I am at your service.
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12169
12170
>>12168
*Somewhat surprised by this result*

"want to get covfefe together?"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12170
12171
>>12169
T> I will gladly, as soon as you explain what covfefe is.
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12171
12172
48f.jpeg
>>12170
"Well, the true meaning of the term is classified, relating to old government secrets from the Truman Era totes not relating to Roswell and contact with alien civilizations. But here, I'm using it as a memey way of referring to coffee. That is to say, I am asking you on a date"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12172
12173
>>12171
T> And what do you intend by this 'date'?
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12173
12174
>>12172
"To make of you a waifu"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12174
12175
>>12173
T> I thought thats what the digits were about
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12175
12176
>>12174
"Proper respect requires more than mere digits"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12176
12177
>>12175
T> I see. Then out of respect, you should get down on all fours.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12177
12178
>>12176
*runs away*
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12178
12179 12183
>>12177
T> Come back anytime!
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12179
>>12178
There are Top Keks,
Then there is this
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12180
12181 12182 12185
back for a little bit
>>12161
>everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.
I don't have any idea how to distribute this wisely... Any suggestions?
Also, can someone explain the difference between prestige multi-classing and regular multi-classing?
>>12161
>It won't be sexualized
Also this.
Nothing will be made needlessly sexual, unless of course someone requests it.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12181
12186 12201
>>12180
Tracy would probably want Dex, and 2 in Int (4 psi)
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12182
12201
>>12180
Prestige works the same as reg. multi-classing. Once the minimum requirements are met, you can gain exp as normal in prestige class.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12183
12184
>>12178
*comes back into the room, closes the door and sits down in whatever exists to sit upon*

"Fuck it"
"Can we talk? Not like in any sort of romantic way, but more of... I need someone to talk to"
"I think you already know why I am here"
*starts taking off jacket and shoes, with clear hatred to the removed articles of formal clothing. Evidently this is not with the intent to become naked, because the removed articles are replaced with much less formal wear, like tennis shoes and a plain black jacket*
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12184
12190
>>12183
T> I'm listening, and if you're not trying to woo, I may even have legitimate responses. I don't know why you're here though.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12185
>>12180
The storyline will begin with Tracy talking to Sechs. The previous in-game night is when the counseling session took place. It is in talking to Sechs that Tracy realizes that the Pip shopkeeper couldn't possibly not have known what Cardishore is or is about, whether he has been there or not. Sechs describes that EVERYONE knows about Cardishore, its one of the weallthiest nation-cities in the world.
Also, the world is comprised of smaller and larger nation-cities, with small towns and villages interspersed.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12186
12187 12188
>>12181
What would be good for Torc?
I'm thinking dextarity and wisdom, but idk
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12187
>>12186
I'd go with 1 Int and 2 WIs (since he can cast divine spells now)
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12188
12189
>>12186
Dex is good too
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12189
12191
>>12188
I'll do one in each
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12190
12192 12195 12201
>>12184
"It that damned Tracy. She's always been the edge lord OC, killing off bad OCs, avenging waifus who are cheated on... She's been stabby and castrating; making a soccer ball out of some white knight's ass. All that is no issue. But now cannibalism? At some point the edginess for the sake of edginess is just Reddit-tier. She's become the Rick and Morty of OCs. Or worse *almost vomits while saying this* she's become like Brickleberry, or Family guy long after its decline. It's like reading certain posts on /pol/. You're just trying too hard"
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12191
>>12189
K, now all I have to do is find the particular thread where the stats are listed ~_~
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12192
image.png
>>12190
he presents pic related to help make his point

"Just, like, we get it. You're edgy"
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12193
>>12016
>>12018
>>12020
>>12021
>>12023
>>12025
>>12026
>>12027
>>12029
>>12030
>>12031
>>12032
>>12034
shit.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12194
12198
>>12138
infernuis love thez, me realized what you ask after me left rabbit.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12195
12196 12200
>>12190
T> Kek. Well as a character Tracy isn't very well defined outside her edge, at least as far as I'm aware of. She fits a rogue-mold quite nicely, who are often cut-throats and brigands. I think you're just not used to be working in concert with her type of character. She serves an essential function, being the only character who can stealth/backstab/w/e and now she's getting freaky psychic with chains.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12196
>>12195
>I think you're just not used to working with her type of character
In his cave Torciul feels a disterbence...
Almost like someone repeated advice to Trump that he had been giving for weeks...
He shrugs it off and resumes reading

Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12197
12199
>>12147
>>12146
gm said my nuts are fine m9
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12198
>>12194
The ride continues
I'm never gonna hear the end of this
Noted
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12199
12201
>>12197
They are, they're just not attached at the moment.
Kidding, Infernius has a regeneration device.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12200
>>12195
"Yeah, I think that's about accurate. I get the castrating an unfaithful husbando and sometimes people need a good stabbing. But eating human flesh? I mean, Cupcakes was a tolerable enough if overrated fan fic when it came out, but to do it all these years later? I don't think I've ever seen this associated with Tracy.

Who's writing this? This sounds more like what you'd find in a Deviant Art page, or is best described by the sort of tags you'd black list on e621 or Derpibooru."
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12201
12203 12206
>>12181
The only thing I wanted out of Wilder was the Psionic Surge (aka Yandere-power), and maybe a couple occasional weak mind tricks that affect the self: I wasn't intending to go full Darth Vadar.
>>12182
What if I only want one level in the prestige class? Does that take exp?
Also, it seems I misunderstood
>Taking a prestige class does not incur the experience point penalties normally associated with multiclassing.
What are the drawbacks to multi-classing?
>>12190
>Reddit and Normie
Fucking delet this, in the name of old /mlp/. I don't mind if you dislike Tracy (this began as an autistic way of punishing you), but comparing oldfag memes to that garbage is unacceptable. Nopony deserves to be associated with that crap, especially not beloved oldfag OCs.
>cannibalism
First of all, ponies eating non-ponies is not cannibalism, although I get your drift.
Second of all, I wasn't even planning on making that a recurring motif (except for when there are infernals about); the cannibalism meme is mostly derevived from Anons calling her a rip-off of Pinkamena: the Leatherface of Ponyville.
>>12199
>he has them back
>Tracy still has them though
... Are they useful in any way?
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12202
12206 12243
>>12164
infernuis
Str=21
Dex=9
Con=18
Intelligence=10
Wis 13
Cha 16

Spell like abilites
"Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword.

Feats
>Dodge
>Psionic Weapon
>Greater Psionic Weapon
>Wounding Attack
>Psionic Body
>Psionic Dodge

psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive

inventory
endless bandage
sleves,stone,belt

am i missing anything?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12203
12204 12208
>>12201
>pretending to be a /mlp/ oldfag
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12204
12205
>>12203
I browsed /mlp/ for a bit more than a year in 2012. I left for a while after losing interest and I don't consider myself an oldfag. I do remember that it was a lot edgier back then than it is today.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12205
12208
>>12204
That's not what you've been saying. Oh whatever
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12206
12207
>>12201
Yes. Gaining a prestige class consumes one experience level.
>>12201
Only that you have to split your experience depending on how you want to advance. There's supposed to be an xp consequence, but the xp system is already convoluted AF so I'm going with 'nah'.
Of course they're useful. Off the top of my head, they would make a great regent for a Bull's Strength potion.
>>12202
Uhm,... nope. Thank you. Also, have you put ON the sleeves? I've got some detail to provide when you do.
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12207
12210
>>12206
i put them on now,i put them on the safe way.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12208
12214
>>12203
But seriously though, Rick and Morty? I've been basing this stuff off of Nicholas Cage movies and a greentexts.
>>12205
Sometimes I lie like a Jew when I'm too embarrassed to admit that I forgot everything after leaving the fandom for so long.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12209
12210
I never asked for Tracy's stats because I wanted to keep shit ambiguous. Can I see them?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12210
12211 12212 12217 41585
>>12207
Okay, first you should be aware that the Girdle gives +5 to Str. This is important, because the sleeves are semi-cursed. More on that in a minute.
>>12209
Uh sure,....
Str 11
Dex 16
Con 10
Wis 9
Int 13
Cha 11
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12211
>>12210
i would try to find my stats
but I'm still restricted to mobile posting, so it'll lag like hell
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12212
12213
>>12210
B-b-b-but muh Earth pony strength!
I guess it makes sense though...
What about in her Cauchemar form?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12213
12219
>>12212
Those aren't written in stone. I didn't even roll them TBH, I'm just thinking of how Tracy has been portrayed, as well as how she appears. A bonus to strength makes sense cuz earth pony and barbarian (is she still?).
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12214
12216 12219
>>12208
Just don't deliberately try to piss me off, please
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.12215
What are Trump's?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12216
>>12214
Hillary Clinton is better
>runs like hell

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Anonymous
naU5f
?
No.12217
12218
>>12210
ok i put the girdle on first then the sleeves.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12218
>>12217
Unnecessary, you did that before when you swallowed the regen stone.
>still looking for the stats in previous threads
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12219
12220 12225
>>12213
>is she still
Well fug... Well, I really do like Rage, but illiteracy is kind of a huge drawback when all knowledge stats can be maxed-out at the library... I switched to Wilder because Psionic Surge was closer to "yandere power", although it's not the same as Rage...
Could I just hold off the concrete decisions until I get that Assassin title, and redistribute points from there? Unless of course you'd like to offer a strong suggestion here.
>>12214
Don't tempt me.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12220
12224
>>12219
You can, but that will mean that you won't get your full attack bonuses.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12221
Go ahead. Take it.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12222
780 12223
No?
>marriage
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12223
12224 12227
>>12222
SHIT
I wasn't paying attention
I guess its time
Infernius is the closest thing we have to a priest...
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.12224
12226 12229
>>12223
Not you, faggot.
>>12220
Well that fucking sucks..!
Can I trade-in levels in Rogue for levels in Assassin later? I just want to wisely allocate my resources.
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12225
>>12219
Don't tempt me
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12226
12228
>>12224
I know that
But you and Trump cant get married without a priest

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12227
12230
>>12223
Found yours:
S: 11
D: 14
C: 12
I: 16
W: 14
Ch: 11

I don't think I specified Trumps, so I'll wing it.
S: 13
D: 11
C: 12
I: 13
W: 14
C: 16

Also yeah, I'd put Tracy's Strength at 13, and Con at 11.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12228
12235
>>12226
>you
I'm not self-inserting into this madness.
Infernius already said he would be the one to marry the two.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12229
12234
>>12224
Nope

Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12230
12231
>>12227
REEEEEEEEE!!! I need more strength then a mud pony
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12231
12233
>>12230
You have those three points,....
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12232
Also, realize that anything above an 11 is exceptional for a human.
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12233
>>12231
Ugh! I'll just continue as specified before
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12234
12237
>>12229
[indecisive reeeeeing]
What's her base attack bonus, at this stage?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12235
12236
>>12228
I don't feel like using your correct pronouns
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12236
>>12235
Yes, marry him off
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12237
12238 12239 12240
>>12234
Well if she was straight rogue, it'd be +11
Also, don't forget that you have Thez' quiver, 99 kunai, 4 lightning javelins, Thez' broom, and the Mask of Disguise.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12238
12241
>>12237
>broom
You mean the staff?
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12239
12241 12242
>>12237
What about in her Nightmare form?
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12240
12241
>>12237
Also, are the Javelins reusable?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12241
12245
>>12240
Nope, single use. They're pretty easy to craft given the tower's resources.
>>12239
+2 Str
+1 Con
-1 Dex
>>12238
Its a unique item, and its a broom, so no. Xp
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12242
12264
>>12239
Also -2 Cha
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12243
719
>>12202
You also have the bracers of armor +4
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12244
12253
Also reminder, Torcuil has a ring of protection +3, ring of climbing +5 and jumping +10, Ear-cuff of blinking.
Trump has the breaky stick, Vandereim of course, his shiniest of armor, and a kite shield he hasn't really ever used.
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12245
12247
>>12241
I don't think I'll be able to play tonight, and maybe not tomorrow either
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12246
12253
Oh, Torcuil also has the shield bracers
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12247
>>12245
Hmmmm
>am sad
That will put a damper on things, but initially everyone will be going off in largely separate directions. We'll make it work
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12248
12249 12253
Though, Trump's character is pretty straight forward,... do I have your permission to use him as support and abilities, with no consequential actions?
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12249
12251 12252
>>12248
Uh... maybe if I come in at points and make corrections or additions?

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12250
I promise, no shenanigens
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12251
>>12249
However you want. Like I said, it probably won't come up (I'm not planning the port getting attacked or anything) but him and Infernius are the tanks.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12252
12254
>>12249
Also, I was about to bake the next bread, are you going to be around for for the next couple minutes? I'll need you to waggle the thread to no >rape
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12253
12254
>>12244
>>12246
Thanks
>>12248
>rip your waifu
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12254
12255
>>12252
Sure, I'm not sure how long I'll be around

>>12253
What?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.12255
12258 12263
>>12254
Trollestia won't be Trump's after tonight
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12257
Nu https://mlpol.net/vx/res/12256.html
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12258
12259
>>12255
Oh it's on
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12259
12260 12264
>>12258
I will authentically defeat his attempts. However, I also have something in mind that you may like. Spoiler alert, remember that Slovenian Unicorn request?
Anonymous
vOfBZ
?
No.12260
>>12259
TELL ME MORE

Also, I did more research, and Czech Republic is also acceptable
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12264
>>12259
[murderous pony noises]
>>12242
Roooo!
(I thought she'd be stronger, but that's fine...)