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A Crisis of Football
Anonymous
No.9189
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Oh great and noble John Elway, I praise you for your great powers of football and of your grand creation of football. I of late have been wanting to get into the football spirit of things but alas there is but a crisis. The NFL is nothing but leftist propaganda and they taint the very foundations of football. College Football is a bit easier to swallow but in my search to play a football video game on PC to praise your creation of football, there has not been of many choices. Axis Football sucks ass and upon my search of Tecmo Super Bowl mods, I cannot search upon any decent mods that is not of the blasphemed NFL of today.

Oh great John Elway, what would you advise of me on my search for a good football game that is not on of those inferior consoles? I wish to praise your ways of football in a game but I cannot of find any. Oh John Elway what am I to do?

Also praise be your name of football John Elway and God Bless American!
John Elway
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No.9239
>>9189
Thousands of years ago, when Equestria was merely a foaming mass of liquid hot magma, forces congealed inside the Earth's crust that would later become the mighty magnetic hypnocock of John Elway. And so it was that on a warm windy evening, Dan Reeves did explode forth from his mighty wang into the nether regions of Rainbow Dash, and there burst forth a sonic rainboom of pure Football.

Then, later, he ejaculated into her ponut just for good measure, and that which burst forth was the only non-football football officially endorsed by all football, which is the Denver Broncos. This football did later crystalize into a miniature football for all to enjoy at home.

The answer to your question is, as always, the mighty game of Electric Football

Praise Electric Football. Praise Electric American.

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