The road to football is paved with many perils, my son. Yea, for there are many twists and many turns, and many places where the Oakland Raiders and the Seattle Seahawks might lead you astray, down the path of false football. Of these trials and tribulations you must be wary, and you must keep the faith of the true football, which is the Denver Broncos.
In the year 748 BC, John Elway wandered the desert in search of football. He climbed to the top of Mount Sinai, and there he did meditate under the bodhi tree for 10,000 years, and in the far flung future he was swallowed up by the wormhole that allowed him to travel back in time 100,000 years to witness the Dawn of Football, for he was football, and it was when he first appeared that the light of football did truly become visible for all to see.
In order to attain greater football, you must become football. Yea, sadly a mortal cannot ever truly comprehend or become pure football; however, if you truly are pure of heart and of sound mind and football, you may venture forth into the Desert of Football, and there you shall hunt the mighty buffalo, who will fill you up with football, as much as your mortal heart will allow you to carry.
Only John Elway can ever truly be 100% football; however, for those who keep the faith and are truly blessed by the spirit of the Denver Broncos, it is possible to attain football levels of 56%, possibly even as high as 69%.
Praise Football. Praise American.