/sp/ - Football

why not become a nazi skinhead?

Get plugs

>>5754
Ew
>>5753
>tfw conehead
:(

>>5748

men with balding hair usually have high testosterone and/or high intelligence. A man should not care too much about his hair, it is frivolous activity reserved for women and homosexuals. wear a proper beard to portray your manlyness and embrace your becoming of age.

>>5754
Get a toupee

>>5765
Yeah, just wanted to see if you guys knew different ways. Like I said, probs go for bearded homeless mad man look.

>>5767

alternatively, you could become a live action roleplayer and dress yourself like a medieval man and talk in old english exclusively. Also i dont know if that is your actual IRL face or if you are just bullshitting. But you should probably not post your mug on MLPOL. people might get ideas...

>>5768
If it's him, he looks like my old economics professor. But yes, SCA makes everything better.

consider getting a pet bird too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd1NiFGCEZo

>>5768
No I just searched bald man on Google. Its only begun, still have lush waves but the pincer movement has begun.