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Anonymous
No.5714
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Would you a NEET pone?
Anonymous
No.5715
>>5714
Maybe
Anonymous
No.5716
>>5714
I mean, if we are talking about that exact pony appearing irl, it would be a crime not to.
Anonymous
No.5717
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>>5714
IDK I have dated a few NEET woman IRL and it isn't nearly as comfy as you would think. Most of the time they are too obsessed with their games to do anything with you, when it comes to affection they are awkward and cold. I know many of you guys and want that nerdy NEET girl that would be like you but it isn't as great as you would think trust me I have dated a few and they are not worth it.
Anonymous
No.5718
>>5717
I think you are saying that because you want the NEET girls to yourself.
Anonymous
No.5720
>>5714
I guess I'd give it a go. I do love little poners after all.
Anonymous
No.5721
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>>5717
I have also dated a neet girl.
It was pretty cool and all but after a while, she had no money to maintain itself, bringed absolutely nothing but pussy to the plate and didn't even liked the same games as me.
I say if you have the money, patience and time it is worth it, as long as your interest are related.
She will be cold irl but she will start to show some affection once she gets used to you, one thing is sure tho, she will have a lot of really close friends online, so dont get mad over that.
She might also be into some pretty fucked up stuff, after all she has watched as much porn as you
Anonymous
No.5732
>>5721
>not fapping almost exclusively to horses
I sure shiggy diggy you guys don't do that.
Anonymous
No.5750
Yes
Anonymous
No.5773
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Post pics.
Anonymous
No.5778
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>>5773
This is my absolute favorite. It's what it conveys. It's so wonderful and sweet. Though I did request it, so I may be biased.
Anonymous
No.5779
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>>5778
>tfw ywn make a neetpone smile simply by giving her attention and pets
Anonymous
No.5780
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a Neet pony would be an abomination, on the outside and the inside. a sociopathic omega female unable to express empathy or capable of bonding.
Anonymous
No.5781
>>5779
It's supposed to be loving, after-sex belly rubs with your sweaty, happy little angel.
But that would be nice too. One step at a time, you know.

>>5780
That's not very sexy, Anon.
>implying they aren't all bat shit crazy, manipulative sociopaths anyway
Anonymous
No.5782
>>5778
Thnx
Anonymous
No.5793
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>>5714
Yes
Anonymous
No.5842
>>5780
NEET pone just needs sum luv
Anonymous
No.5857
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>>5780
As something new who has dated multiple NEET women irl this statement is beyond true. NEET women are missing the ability to understand emotion and compassion they are very very very very cold and downright heartless. Do not fall for the NEET GF meme from experience it isn't worth it. If a woman is a NEET then there is something legitamentally wrong with them mentally and you should pass on them hard core!
Anonymous
No.5858
>>5857
>implying he's not fugged in the head also
Anonymous
No.5860
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;_;
Anonymous
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>>5860

>Like most NEETs she was probably pretty shy and straight-edge growing up.
>Had her little corps of maybe one or two friends and was too shy to really expand beyond that, especially for something as vulgar as physical intimacy.
>She always hoped that she could develop a sexual relationship organically, but that's hard to do when you never make any new friends.
>So she went through high school without ever meeting that special somepony.
>Who knows how far into NEETdom she is now?
>Maybe she's only 19 and just started her life as a shut-in.
>That wouldn't be so bad.
>She could still be saved at that point.

>Maybe she's in her 20s.
>Maybe did a little bit of school before dropping out again.
>Still didn't make any new friends.
>They're all pretty gross by this point anyway; the other ponies.
>It's all about booze and drugs and clubbing and sex now.
>She's too good for all that stuff anyway.
>Even if she'd actually had friends to do it with...
>Still holding out for that perfect, pony tale romance though.
>One day she'll meet him.
>The perfect pony for her.
>They'll become friends, share their interests.
>She'll have someone to spend time with.
>Someone she can be herself around.
>And eventually they'll come to realize that they are more than just friends.
>That just being together makes them both feel so happy.
>That the two of them are actually in love.

>But until then, she'll just keep on keeping to herself.
>All locked up in her musty little room with the lights out.
>Watching her happy little cartoons and browsing the ponynet.
>Posting about her husbando.
>Holding on to her body pillow.
>Imagining what it would be like to be held.
>Thinking about what it would be like to be caressed.
>Dreaming about being loved.

>ywn be that guy to save her
Anonymous
No.5870
>>5869
;_;
No.5874
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>>5857
No one will listen, no one ever listens, the romanticism is just blinding.
Let anons have their fantasies, they might find the right neet if it exists.
Anonymous
No.5889
>>5874
They don't exist anon. Dreams don't come true.
Anonymous
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>>5869
>mfw GF is a NEET anon
Anonymous
No.5891
>>5890
Does she have a feminine penis?
Anonymous
No.5901
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>>5857
Men are so loving and so full of love to give, they can even love lumps of lard. They can even love monsters, fictional and real. And they can even love female NEETs, who are all nothing more than spoilt children that never grew up and never stopped expecting people to pander to them.

There are no good female NEETs. It's sad, but men and women are different. Women are lesser men, and where a man would fail, a woman would fail harder.
Anonymous
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>>5901
>tfw men have more complicated emotions and more often than females but just don't wear it on our sleeves
Anonymous
No.5909
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>>5902
So wear it on your sleeve, fuckboi. Statistically, gays aren't a thing, so you don't gotta worry about
>rape
Most people don't care enough to beat up homos, and just because you're a bit more feminine in that regard doesn't mean you're a gay fag anyway. Just a fag. Women might not respect you or want you like they would a Chad, but so what? They have no fidelity anyway. One of them will like you and want you, even if it's just cause you're a sensitive goof. In the end, who cares? You get yours, it all works out. Even IF you were a chad, they'd still fuck 'a more sensitive' person on the side anyway.
Anonymous
No.5910
>>5909
Also, if you take up poetry, art or music, people will respect your emotional expression as being part of a powerful soul. Many of the most creative people are quite expressive.
Anonymous
No.5911
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>>5902
>>5909
But who cares this much about women to change in order to get one?
You have no reason to get a relationship, no one has a reason for that.
Anonymous
No.5912
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>>5911
>relationships are dumb
Yea, yea. Would that I had no desire for love and intimacy. Give me a break, dude.
Anonymous
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>>5912
But its dumb anon, we waste a lot of time and energy on this crap that will last like 5 years max.
We could die at any given moment, its better to live a fulfilling life and be ready to die at any given momment than to run before an uncertain promisse for happiness, women will come on their own, a fulfilling experience will not.
Anonymous
No.5914
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>>5913
>women will come on their own, a fulfilling experience will not
First of all, le sex joke. Second, no they won't. Nothing does. You are raised to live your life for the future. To just go through today to get to tomorrow, cause that's when all the good things will happen. They won't. Not unless you make them. You want something, go get it now, or else you will never have it. What if a lover is your fulfilling experience? It all depends where you're at in life, man.


Anonymous
No.5915
>>5914
>What if a lover is your fulfilling experience?
Looking at this matter from such perspective would make all your argument irrefutable, yet we are now at the point we cannot agree on.
In my eyes, such existence would be a really sad one, but others might find it just great, it all depends on what your focus is on life.

We can agree to disagree.
Anonymous
No.5916
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>>5909
>triggered
Wasn't my point you flaming queermo. Men shouldn't show it. Its why we solve problems, wen are just to stupid to recognize how men feel.
Anonymous
No.5928
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>>5913
I read that entire post in Maud's voice.
No.5932
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>>5928
I happen to also make poems
Anonymous
No.5946
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>>5932
Do you know any poems about rocks?
Anonymous
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>>5946
Rock
In the wind you are eroded
In the water you are corroded
You'll turn to dust, life's not just.
Might I hold you, so time is slower
To protect you from future's undoing.
Anonymous
No.5948
>>5947
Beautiful.
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>>5947

Anonymous
No.6895
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>>5947
Ponka Pie was always right.
Anonymous
No.8869
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>>5714
This thread is pretty
neet.
Anonymous
No.8881
>>5714
>>5714
>Would you
Be there for her?
Help her?
Cuddle her?
Tell her she is pretty?

yes I would
Anonymous
No.12404
>>5714
>I want to fuck the smelly horse girl.
>I want to cook for the smelly horse girl.
>I want to slowly coax her into cooking with me so that she won't just eat junk all day long.
>I want put systems in place that reward her for exercising or interacting with other ponies.
>I want to watch her slowly come out of her shell, congratulating her all the way.
>I want to convince her that going back to school is the right choice, letting her know that I'll support her in whatever (STEM) degree she wants to go for.
>I want to give her tips on job interviews so she can show her skills to the company she wants to be hired by.
>I want to have my foals.
>I want to start a family with what used to be a smelly neet mare.
Anonymous
No.12465
>>5714
yes i would force neet pone to bathe.
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