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Discovered a potential Lolcow, nothing might come of him without your involvement though.

>Internet Alias


>Power Word:

Not yet found.



Canada (Quebec)

Most other important information about him is, as of yet, Unknown.

As of yet, his main facet seems to be posting poorly-drawn MSpaint-esque runes involving his various OCs and other peoples' ocs. Though his art is admittedly slightly better than the average deviantard using a circle tool for everything, he is still by no means a fine artist. The focal points of most of his art seem to be asses and engorged stomachs (unknown if he is a vorefag or just a fatfag as of yet.) Regarded by many to be the second coming of Chris-chan artistically, a less violent and more nonchalant approach should probably be taken. Encourage him to make more hilarious degenerate shit, competant drawfags could offer to do art trades with him.

His derpibooru profile: https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
His artist tag:


Oh yeah, and a facebook:
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what the fuck, are you for real?
how did you even find this site? can you post some kind of proof, like an unreleased school photo?

if true this sounds almost identical to chris chans biography and behavior in school.
Ragin tard on welfare gulping down fast food and screaming at teachers when you tell him his art sucks.


He smell like when you put food and a closet and like you forget about it for about 2 month than when the food start to moist you add sweat of the fat he have on him

he stated on is bio that he clean and take shower but that fucking false he stink so much man

and yeah i would give you a proof shortly when i see him at school


I gotta say, you were a little bit ahead of the beat the whole song. I'm not gonna be able to match your timing, I'm just gonna sing with the alternate lyrics.
Incidentally, during Seb's first part you sang "Major Seb to ground control" rather than "to Mlpol".


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yo does anyone know how to conctact ED

I think we found Chris Chan Successor

Also found his Gmail adress


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i do believe ED is still down of thw writing of this post (in the aftermath of the 8chan deplatforming) but if the last inquiry on my search engine is to be beliefed

is their official mail contact

warning, easypeasy, the main admin, is an unironic jew from israel.
ED, much like other chan sites, has been suffering from politically motivated censorship and left wing manipulation for some years. i dont know if we have a writer who wants to compile this information into the appropriate format, but i would keep my options open to put seb up elsewhere, too.


that body odor sounds harrowing i dont even want to imagine it. What is it with autists and washing? Almost all cows seem to have that problem.

but looking forward to proof provisions


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Here, I took some liberties. I hope you know how to lower the output volume, cuz I don't know how to lower the input volume.


Its timed so that both audio files should start right at the downbeat of the measure that singing starts in


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had to mess with the audio a little bit, but in the end I think it turned out pretty great


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It's good poner.
A /mlpol/ chorus dedicated to Seb. Priceless.


Now we need to figure out a way to make sure seb will see this


It easy I have him on Facebook wait a minute I will send to him let the grand opening begin 😂




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Pretty Good, maybe you could lower the background audio though?


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The madlad actually did it! Let it be known that Anon delivered!


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i just realised seb has been awared a badge on DB 2 weeks ago for having 100 images under his cursed tag, i would like to petition to change the description from the current "An Artist who rocks" to "An Autist who should be stoned".


That .gif makes me laugh every time I see the thumbnail. Damn you and checked


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Seb latest creation

a stickman pony, neckbeard included
the white background goes really well with his white clothes
unfortunately he did not bother to include any commentary


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>white shirt on a white background
>still uploads it
even though he doesn't make any comment whatsoever he's probably too busy crying while eating big macs alone because he's probably realized how much of a failure he is he still manages to be funny and it seems he is getting dumber by the hour and he keeps getting funnier so i'm not complaining


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Seb being grateful towards the Anon who made the webm who drew pony seb in space


This confirms that he watched the video, also "artist who thinks agreeably to his friends heartily"


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yet another incroyable work done by sebtheartist


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Some more images from his facebook since it seems his uploading to derpi has slowed down a bit…


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And a bit of a fun challenge, this collage displays quite a few unposted works of 'art'. If anybody can find the full versions, well…


>2nd pic
oh great, he has tranny proclivities


It makes sense. Sadly.


Jesus Christ his website is a goldmine, he has an entire page dedicated to different brands, they are listed as his friends https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/liens
does french have inverted gender pronouns or something, because he keeps saying them backwards on his character sheets


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It is worst than I thought, he worships the (((System))), literally.


Dear fucking lord, look at the characters section


What the actual fuck did I just look at? I think I feel myself growing more autistic just by knowing that exists.


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So this. I don't even know french and I can't unsee this autism


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this website is like the holocaust of Canada


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You absolute madlad. I salute your dedication.
Pic related.
My eyes wish to be holocausted.


So many prime images, but due to the retarded site format I can't save any of them.


A phonefag perhaps?


guys i speak french canadian if you want any translation of what he saying or like you want to treat him and french just tell me i will translate and learn you lol



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