Why are mass shootings getting popular lately?
Not only in first world countries either, is the new generation realizing how fucked up of a future they have ahead?
One of those dudes died and every other dude is in a abusive relationship with the dude in the middle.
My name is Nate Higgers and I hate niggers.
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I had to see this hell so now all of you do too
Why are horses the cutest?
Holy tits those are all adorable, why are ponies so pure
I like how Fluttershy just sees you as another pet.
Shitposting really does run in the Australian blood, doesn't it? Love it.
For $500 you too can enjoy this jewish delicacy.
>>10591>Tits ass and pussy aren't blocks>Also no hooves
>>10592>Doesn't like square bitches
>>10593>no block butt or tits>acts as though >>10592 only said >nohooves when he actually mentioned this fact
You are false and homosexual
There are more genders in my social science department than there are stars in the universe.
Then run, run very far away from that place.
Where can I find a sex doll for around $300?
You lack ambition, with a little bit of work a sex doll can be yours for much less than that.
Step 1: A good amount of diethyl ether will run you about $23.
Step 2: Find someone undefiled and locate their location of residence.
Step 3: Cpap masks run less than $30.
Step 4: Hook up anhydrous diethyl ether to cpap tube and mask and put over head while unconscious.
Step 5: Remember to use a serrated blade for bone.
Step 6: Cauterize. You should use a larger blade for this.
Step 7: Remember to keep them fed and most importantly hydrated.
Step 8: Keep enemas on hand if you're into that sort of thing.
Congratulations. You just nailed yourself an absolute steal.
I was just going to say to get an inflatable doll for $100-150.
You could have posted many different things>Pillow and a fleshlight>Blow up doll>Use the money for a date to get a GF
So why did you have to post that of all things?
Still have to feed, water, and do maintenance.
This method is far more time consuming, but you will have a maintenance free and potential possitive income flow. (This is totally satire. Totaly.)
Prerequisites: Psychology, enough income to house one other person, Charisma 5.7 (out of 10, More is better, having less is fine just takes more time and effort) [Looking Sharp is a Char boost of 2 with no effect past 8][Well Spoken is a Char boost of 1-3 depending on mastery][Sexxed gives a temporary Char boost of 1 for that person continual use can increase longevity and potency][It's Habit can increase Char to a maximum of 3.2]
Never ever pick the crazy ones.
Step 1: Locate the most depressed or suicidal of your liking near you. (Fat / Muscle content can be changed later.)
Step 2: Have sex with them. Make sure it is positive.
Step 3: Condition them to do things for you. If they do reward them.
Step 4: Continue Steps 2 and 3. When they do things for you continually. Give rewards based on random chance. (Not too long without a reward though!)
<WHEN THEY DO SOMETHING OF THEIR OWN WILL TO PLEASE YOU MAKE SURE TO MENTION IT NO MATTER HOW AWFUL YOU FEEL WITH JOY AND ENTHUSIASM MAKE SURE TO MENTION THAT THE TIME AND EFFORT THEY DID MADE YOUR DAY FAR BETTER.>
<Reward them afterwards.>
Step 5: Relocate them to your place of living. (If their place is better move there.)(Why this step? It makes you an irreplaceable part of their life.)
Step 6: Shape their personality to your liking. (It can't completely be against core values. That takes far more time.)
<REMEMBER TO KEEP DOING STEPS 2 AND 3>
Step 7: At this point if they agreed to move without resistance you can now ask them to do things that are more out of their comfort zone.
Step 8: Have them Create works, books, paintings, cloths, pottery, China, poetry.
(Make sure to help them in the process. You can make them stall or move foward with just your will.)
Step 9: You now have the perfect wife and fuck buddy.
Your votes just doubled too isn't that nice.
Optional Harem Route: ???
TL;DR, actually meet someone who's worth a damn in your life and make good friends before courting her like a man of the olden days would have. I totally agree with this in fact a thicc girl who goes between my place and another job shares a lot of interests and I'm thinking of asking her out sometime
God damn it, somebody turned my edgy shitpost into genuinely good advice again. Nice job Anon, I already have somebody right now actually. Damn shame they're out of state…
I when I first looked at the left one it was Pokemon butts version.
Next post is going to be NSFW a lesson on how to jump off buildings.
Is that the girl from Hazbin Hotel?
My first time playing Mario Kart Double Dash was at a McD's. Fuck yeah.
HAHAHA jokes on you i don't have any charisma and am unlovable.no one cares about me.
But Anon, we care about you.no homo
>>10698>not drinking in the daytime
Fictional and queer
It took a few seconds before I got that.
If that's a trap, I'd still lewd them. If not, I'd marry them.
Howdy there, Apple Hat.
Howdy there, Snapplejack!
I used to use that as a username
Just fucking murder me and take me out of this fucking timeline
I'm confused, what's the uproar about this fag's new shit?
Oh my God. Thanks for saving that image. I will never live that manic moment down. FML.>Lulzy Kekkles 4 Ever.>Fuck DA Jooz
Terry Davis is King.
And I am White Jesus.
Oh come on Anon, t-there's gotta be a higher res version of that shit, r-right?
So what are some communities we could draw in anons from?
I wan to Fuck the Snek
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Does it say Pol was here under her ass cheek?