/sp/ - >be Rainbow Dash >in human world >had a l

>be Rainbow Dash
>in human world
>had a long hard day of flying around being awesome and also having weird fedora guys ejaculate inside me
>thirsty af
>look around, see water fountain
>one is marked "ponies", guess that's the one I should use
>howTFdoIevenUseThisThing.png
>seriously, how do I operate this mechanism
>hooves, no magic
>who designed this fucking thing?
>wrap lips around spout, move head up and down
>try using some tongue
>fuck, this usually works on the fedora guys
>this appears to be a completely different mechanism
>poke at the handle thing with my hoof, water shoots out for a second but stops before I can drink it
>some unicorn cunt is behind me tapping her hoof impatiently
>crowd of humans is standing around giggling at me
>this is uncomfortable
>meanwhile some nigger is using the people fountain and nobody even seems to care
>I fucking hate the human world

/sp/ - Football

Yea, for the Denver Broncos are Football Now and Forever

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