ey, ever slapped a mare by the pussy? aye, no one slaps pussy better than me. i'm the best at pussy slapping.
And who are you to claim you're the best? Also, what makes you the best? Because I can sure tell you who's REALLY the best: John Elway. He is football and football is everything, and his semen permeates every pussy you've slapped because he birthed ponykind after cumming footballs inside Rainbow Dash after winning 69 Superbowls in a row before the Superbowl was even a thing, since he also created football in that instant, thus creating everything. Thus is John Elway(Pbuh), Football, and The Denver Broncos. God bless football, god bless American.
>>5050i slapped john elways's pussy
the pussy is best slapped when the mare is unaware. Best reaction
>>5358anybody got any gifs of this sort of thing?
>>5358She kicks you in the head?