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Actually yeah.

I never went to Mexico but I sure love tacos and sugar skulls.
I imagine Mexico to be full of sand and people sneezing in ponchos while some acoustic guitar plays on background, everything under a sepia filter.

>>4960
And gang warfare in the back, yeah.

Mexico is fine, so long as the Mexico stays in Mexico.

>>4958
We should take (back) Mexico honestly and use all of it's money to wall off Canada.

I propose we modify NAFTA as follows: For every Mexican the United States tosses over the wall, Mexico will send over at least that person's body weight in tacos and burritos. If the person being returned is a DACA recipient, they may be paid for with their weight in tamales. Any Mexican the Mexican government does not wish to pay for in tacos, burritos or tamales will be considered expendable to both countries and launched into the bosom of the Pacific Ocean via trebuchet.

And an order of chips and salsa, please. And some of those little hot sauce packets. America has spoken.