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Why would you ask that here?
t. literal autist

Anyone else self-insert as Boulder, from time to time?

>>1160
>ywn be Boulder
>ywn be as cool as Boulder
>ywn be as smooth as Boulder
>ywn be as hardcore as Boulder
>ywn be as good at Camouflage as Boulder
>ywn be Maud's favorite rock
>Maud will always love Boulder more
>Maud would never stare at you for hours on end with those beautiful, unblinking goo-goo eyes
>Maud would never carry you around as her one true companion
>Ywn be a 2000+ year old piece of magnesium-rich basalt
Why even live?

>>1158
I'd go the opposite path. Be you in the normie-sphere. Then those who like you won't need you to keep pretending. And those you scare away... good.

>>1158
Normal people are like animals, really, it's all appearance.
If you have enough self esteem and look down on people as if you where superior to them makes them respect you. (not too hard or they get suspicious you are faking it)

If you wanna meet new people, friends friends are the easy ones, also people at your work and people at social places, you know places they go to meet people like parties, events, concerts, social media..

To talk like a normal person you have to understand what they think about, what's interesting to them, what is relevant to them.and what are their limitations.
You have to learn normal people interests and always hide your powerlevels, specially if you go into darker areas of the net.
You also have to hide weird things like anime, obscure movies, pony pussy and anything a normie may find weird or crepy.

I do not see any reason to put effort into relationships with normal people, I have done that and all I got was just uninteresting people most of the time.

>>1216
I'd say it's more a matter of social conditioning that leads a person to look down on others, and I'd go further to say that social conditioning is largely a result of the person's place in the relative dominance hierarchies they interact in.
Imagine a child that is brought up by Stacy and Chad; they'll be conditioned immediately to adopt certain behaviors simply by interaction with their parents AND their parents friends. They will then attempt to engage this same sort of dynamic with the kids their age (also largely Chad and Stacy kids) and will establish a dominance hierarchy of their own. In this case, the dynamic is consequent to the existing dynamic of the previous generation.
>>1158
If u wanna meet/associate w/ normies, you'll have to learn/play their game of social dominance.

Maud thread?

>>1218
Indeed social conditioning seems to play a big role on the social hierarchy, it takes quite a time to realise how the thing works but when you learn it, its the same as how animals work.
It's quite barbaric really, we should be past this kind of dominance as a society.

I wonder why Maud wears clothes most of the time when so many of the other ponies don't.

>>1251
We should, and our ability to consider it bullshit proves that we are. But we have to play the game because the normies are doing it.

When you have kids, teach them to be themselves, and teach them how to blend in with normie society and "Hide their power level" so they won't grow up thinking they have to be a normie on every level.

>Where do normal people spend their time?
Ugh.. outside..?
>Where can you meet new people?
I guess you gotta.. go out and talk to them...
>How to behave like a normie?
Idk..
>How to talk to people?
Gosh....

>>3918
That is some good advice, yet that is not the biggest of my worries when it comes to having a child;
My biggest concern is getting a woman with the right mindset, a thing that by no means it's easy to accomplish.
Conditioning a girl is also hard as you have to get an not too old person to influence.

>>4142
You can talk to me if you ever need help, anon.
I can put you in the right path to get some social skills but you will have to be willing to learn.

lol autist

Autistic necrobump

>>11035
Cute!

>>1158
Normies waste their lives on fleeting, frivolous temporary dopamine hits because they want to feel like people.
They want to feel like interesting individuals with deep thoughts and deep emotions.
Even normies can't stand other normies.
Why do you think normie women call each other "Basic Bitches"?
Why do you think they try so fucking hard to flex and front and lie to the world through the internet, pretending they have wild and interesting lives?
All you have to do is take on a cool and productive hobby you can feel good about focusing your sexual energy into, once you stop masturbating.
Then watch a bunch of "How to" videos on body language and celebrity interviews.
Those puppets don't stop acting when they take off the costumes.
Tell normies just enough about what you do to make them think you're cool.
If you don't think they'll get it, bullshit them with a more normie-friendly version of things.
Don't overexplain and make them feel dumb, because some might not understand anything no matter how simply you put it, and that'll frustrate both of you. Instead, underexplain in a way that makes you sound as cool as possible. You're doing cool shit in your spare time.
You need to put a small bit of effort into seeming effortlessly cool. That panic you might feel when you don't know how to do social shit? I've felt it for decades. Trust me, it goes away a bit when you figure this shit out.
And it goes away completely when you understand how pointless and unrewarding talking to normies is for anything other than that sensation of "I have friends who exist physically, I have the acceptance of my peers" your brain craves now and then.
Oh, and don't be afraid to ask them questions, get them talking about themselves, pretend to show interest and ask them follow-up questions, make them feel like they're interesting people for interesting you, a highly interesting person.
That's what I do when talking to normies IRL. I used to be a massive fucking loser, but now I'm tight as fuck. I pass all the speech checks now.