/sp/ - Post in this thread every time you visit /sp/ V2 Electic weeabo

Well its official, the last thread hit the Bump limit after a year.

Ultra cool /sp/ poster checking in

>>10488
Checked.
Why are mass shootings getting popular lately?
Not only in first world countries either, is the new generation realizing how fucked up of a future they have ahead?

MLPOL Mod Metting At Atlases house, circa Summer 2018.

>>10522
One of those dudes died and every other dude is in a abusive relationship with the dude in the middle.

>>10523

>One of those dudes died and every other dude is in a abusive relationship with the dude in the middle.

Truly, Atlas is a cruel sexual tyrannosaurus.

My name is Nate Higgers and I hate niggers.

I had to see this hell so now all of you do too

>>10558
Why are horses the cutest?

>>10559
Because you touch yourself at night.

Trying to not just lurk as much.

>>10572
Holy tits those are all adorable, why are ponies so pure

>>10573
I like how Fluttershy just sees you as another pet.

>>10580
Shitposting really does run in the Australian blood, doesn't it? Love it.

>NSFW<
Not safe for work.

It's also not porn.

>>10588
For $500 you too can enjoy this jewish delicacy.

>>10588
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gibe back foreskin

>>10591
>Tits ass and pussy aren't blocks
>Also no hooves
Dropped.

>>10592
>Doesn't like square bitches
fag confirmed

>>10593
>no block butt or tits
>acts as though >>10592 only said >nohooves when he actually mentioned this fact
You are false and homosexual

>>10588
>>10589
Something not as dark as my previous posts.

>>10600
>Not posting the superior version

>>10600
>Image 2
Do you have a version that's more than fifty pixels?

>>10604
I don't sorry.

There are more genders in my social science department than there are stars in the universe.

>>10607
Then run, run very far away from that place.

Where can I find a sex doll for around $300?

>>10611
You lack ambition, with a little bit of work a sex doll can be yours for much less than that.
Step 1: A good amount of diethyl ether will run you about $23.
Step 2: Find someone undefiled and locate their location of residence.
Step 3: Cpap masks run less than $30.
Step 4: Hook up anhydrous diethyl ether to cpap tube and mask and put over head while unconscious.
Step 5: Remember to use a serrated blade for bone.
Step 6: Cauterize. You should use a larger blade for this.
Step 7: Remember to keep them fed and most importantly hydrated.
Step 8: Keep enemas on hand if you're into that sort of thing.
Congratulations. You just nailed yourself an absolute steal.

>>10612
Jesus christ

I was just going to say to get an inflatable doll for $100-150.

>>10612
You could have posted many different things
>Pillow and a fleshlight
>Blow up doll
>Use the money for a date to get a GF
So why did you have to post that of all things?

>>10612
Still have to feed, water, and do maintenance.

This method is far more time consuming, but you will have a maintenance free and potential possitive income flow. (This is totally satire. Totaly.)
Prerequisites: Psychology, enough income to house one other person, Charisma 5.7 (out of 10, More is better, having less is fine just takes more time and effort) [Looking Sharp is a Char boost of 2 with no effect past 8][Well Spoken is a Char boost of 1-3 depending on mastery][Sexxed gives a temporary Char boost of 1 for that person continual use can increase longevity and potency][It's Habit can increase Char to a maximum of 3.2]
Never ever pick the crazy ones.

Step 1: Locate the most depressed or suicidal of your liking near you. (Fat / Muscle content can be changed later.)
Step 2: Have sex with them. Make sure it is positive.
Step 3: Condition them to do things for you. If they do reward them.
Step 4: Continue Steps 2 and 3. When they do things for you continually. Give rewards based on random chance. (Not too long without a reward though!)
<WHEN THEY DO SOMETHING OF THEIR OWN WILL TO PLEASE YOU MAKE SURE TO MENTION IT NO MATTER HOW AWFUL YOU FEEL WITH JOY AND ENTHUSIASM MAKE SURE TO MENTION THAT THE TIME AND EFFORT THEY DID MADE YOUR DAY FAR BETTER.>
<Reward them afterwards.>
Step 5: Relocate them to your place of living. (If their place is better move there.)(Why this step? It makes you an irreplaceable part of their life.)
Step 6: Shape their personality to your liking. (It can't completely be against core values. That takes far more time.)
<REMEMBER TO KEEP DOING STEPS 2 AND 3>
Step 7: At this point if they agreed to move without resistance you can now ask them to do things that are more out of their comfort zone.
Step 8: Have them Create works, books, paintings, cloths, pottery, China, poetry.
(Make sure to help them in the process. You can make them stall or move foward with just your will.)
Step 9: You now have the perfect wife and fuck buddy.

Your votes just doubled too isn't that nice.

Optional Harem Route: ???

>>10615
TL;DR, actually meet someone who's worth a damn in your life and make good friends before courting her like a man of the olden days would have. I totally agree with this in fact a thicc girl who goes between my place and another job shares a lot of interests and I'm thinking of asking her out sometime

>>10615
God damn it, somebody turned my edgy shitpost into genuinely good advice again. Nice job Anon, I already have somebody right now actually. Damn shame they're out of state...

>>10617
tfw posting about psychological manipulation actually is good advice. Whelp I know what I'm going to do. After getting an income for two.

>>10618
>pic 2
Thanks anon, I've been looking for that one

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That fucking cholesterol

>>10650
I when I first looked at the left one it was Pokemon butts version.

Next post is going to be NSFW a lesson on how to jump off buildings.

>>10668
I recomend the gif first. The second one changes the context.

>>10655
Is that the girl from Hazbin Hotel?

That's wonderful.

>>10657
My first time playing Mario Kart Double Dash was at a McD's. Fuck yeah.

>>10615
HAHAHA jokes on you i don't have any charisma and am unlovable.no one cares about me.

>>10678
But Anon, we care about you.

no homo

We live in a society.

>>10698
>not drinking in the daytime
Fictional and queer

>>10699
This aggression will not stand, man.

>>10712
It took a few seconds before I got that.

L-lewd.

>>10715
If that's a trap, I'd still lewd them. If not, I'd marry them.

>>10724
>>10709
>>10702
>Not the pony version

>>10731
Howdy Applejack

>>10731
Howdy there, Apple Hat.

>>10731
Howdy there, Snapplejack!

>>10736
I used to use that as a username

>>10731
howdy silly pony

>>10751
Just fucking murder me and take me out of this fucking timeline

Have a thread in htis thread

>>10751
I'm confused, what's the uproar about this fag's new shit?

>>10760
>Image 5
>For ants

>>10524
Oh my God. Thanks for saving that image. I will never live that manic moment down. FML.
>Lulzy Kekkles 4 Ever.
>Fuck DA Jooz
Terry Davis is King.
And I am White Jesus.
~theraddness~

found this while looking up DSP art

>>10786
Oh come on Anon, t-there's gotta be a higher res version of that shit, r-right?

So what are some communities we could draw in anons from?

>>10809
I wan to Fuck the Snek

>>10765
Does it say Pol was here under her ass cheek?

>>10812
/an/ is /k/'s gf.

>>10844
>loss on the top left

>>10845
Cannot unsee.

>>10849
My fucking ears aaaaaaaa

I want this to be my computer's screensaver:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQGXcMpAx4E

Daily reminder that it's perfectly normal to loathe Kikes.

>>10866
Guten tag
>>10867
MUH Dick

>>10872
They wanted to do it in the 80s but NATO made it illegal

>>10488
I cant believe i scrolled through all of this

>>10898
I made it better.

Faggots rule #3'd this on DB but I snatched it in time.

>>10980
I hate neoliberals even more than I hate actual communists.

>>10986
This seems like a perfect situation to me.

>>10992
Angel Cop, like it says in the filename. Most dubs or subs you can find online totally censor that part out though. It's especially noticable in the sub because even though you can clearly hear the word "America" the text doesn't have it.

>>10986
please tell me that's from something lewd and please tell me the source

>>11000
I don't have the sauce, but I would appreciate it if it were posted.

>>11002
>>11000
I lifted it from knowyourmeme comments section after failing to find that specific image.
At the very least the art is mostly the same.

Mare Holic Kemolover EX
Chapter 8: My Herbivorous Girlfriend

>>11003
Based Mare Holic.
Thanks Anon.

>>11003
That was a pain in the ass to try finding.

It starts on page 13.
https://hentai2read.com/mare_holic_kemolover_ex/3/

>>11005
I shall remember you for your great deed.
I shall also remember that link... for reasons.

>>11037
I'm doing well Flutterbutter, thank you for asking. I think I did pretty well on an important presentation.

>>11041
>Humanity finally gathers its collective shit and makes it to interstellar travel
>entire galaxy collectively shits self
>we win our first interstellar war and gain control of the milky way without even knowing about it until some ayyleone gets the stones to actually talk to us
>our collective faces when

>>11036
You lost, pardner?

...Fisher Man (ID: Jt4b1PXa)
05/01/19(Wed)03:22:17 No.211744399

I have to say my fishing expedition has gone great!

>>211732591 (OP) #
>>211739466 #
>>211739636 (You) #
This is my favorite catch of the thread. A massive wild kike faggot.

...Anonymous (ID: PPpP6lcX)
What is the logically reason t(...)05/01/19(Wed)00:02:48 No.211732591

No one has ever explained a logical reason as to why they hate faggots. Being against gays is all just based on emotions and nothing else.
Prove me wrong straight people.

...Anonymous (ID: PPpP6lcX)
05/01/19(Wed)01:49:48 No.211739466

>>211738707 (You) #
Being a homosexual is a sin

>>211739636 # >>211741206 # >>211744399 #

...Anonymous (ID: Jt4b1PXa)
05/01/19(Wed)01:52:27 No.211739636

>>211732591 (OP) #
>>211739466 #
Checked. Well done. Very nice.

>>211741206 # >>211744399 #

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/211732591/

>>11203
What about the Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtakr

>>11312
What would that even look like?

>(((journalism)))) in 2019

>>11374
See, now I understand why they called themselves "vice".

>>11458
Spoopy, What Monster is inside the Backroom? and how do i no clip?

>get told to lurk moar
>get told to post in this thread every time i come here

>>11641
What a fucking nigger

>>10995
Wait a fucking second, what if the Israelites were Jews and their worship of their faggy fake golden cow is a metaphor for how they worship money and their own ability to lie cheat and milk others for cash and labour?
>>10906
>ithurts

>>11650
Moloch is an idol of wealth and power. Idols are as good as metaphors.

>>11662
is this an scp?

>>11666
Well satan, I think you're a better judge than I am.

>>11732
S L O W A N D S T E A D Y

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>>11732
>not posting the superior version

>>11785
Fuck off with that gay shit.

>>11801
Better version.

>>11816
Anon no, Eevee needs to stop acting like a fucking slut.

I may be the first to say this, but perhaps this once, Susan did nothing wrong.

https://youtu.be/xehpPQR8H_M

>>11818
>>11816
Anon Yes!

>>11620
hey i got that gif with music in

>>11889
Attack its weakness point for massive damage.

Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif

>>11959
This was the final thing I needed to see this morning to convince me to go to the gym today. Thank you, Anon. Have some more luna.

>>11965
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you: No Exceptions.

>>11984
>>11986
sheee haaaas HANDS!!!

Oh shid, did we hit the bump limit?

Teespring.com/stores/metokur

Official Mister Metokur Merchandise Shop, ondrosed on the last "I am gettind sued by Montagraph" stream.

This is not a joke.