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 No.8192[Reply]

Is this a sandwich?
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 No.8202

>>8197
It has been sliced down the middle.
>>8198
None of those are sandwiches.
Hotdog is a single piece of bread. None of the others are bread or two pieces of bread.

 No.8203

>>8192
No, this is what happens when you fuck a ponut too hard and it breaks. be gentle with your horse waifu, anon

 No.8205

>>8203
Cannot unsee this as anal tearing.

 No.8207

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>>8195
If you really think about it, the bagel has to be the most Jewish food out there. Think about it, the inventors must've been thinking:
>"Oy Herschel, this is a good piece of bread, but it costs twenty cents to make, and that's fah too much!"
>"Yeh you're right, Shlomo, but what're we to do?"
>"What if we just took out the middle and sold it at the same price?"
>"Even these dumb goyim wouldn't fall for dat!'
>…
>"Oh my gahd, dey fell for it!"

I still do love bagels, tbh, even if they aren't good for me.

 No.8208

>>8192
What is a sandwich really?



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 No.534[Reply]

Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.

Please help me feel better.
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 No.7265

>>7142
Never really bothered to fuck with fluffies, but these screencaps intrigue me. if you don't mind, what is the original media called, and where could I find it?

 No.8066

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>>7265
The best place for original stuff is http://fluffy.booru.org/ . It has been mostly inactive since the new fluffybooru.org was founded, but since the newer booru has basically become a containment site for /b/tard rapefugees I'm hoping the fluffy.booru site could reawaken as a hub for the original fandom again.

Speaking of fluffybooru (without the dot) becoming a containment site, the state of the fandom outside it isn't as bleak as fluffybooru might suggest. The vast majority of people on other sites and imageboards still like the original fluffies, and it seems fluffybooru.org is really the only place where all the shit and hatred has been distilled in.

 No.8166

idk

 No.8167

f

 No.8185

Gonna start a Wobbly Headed Bob sort of thing with my own twist. Updates will come whenever I feel like writing this kind of thing.
>Be fluffy horse
>Pink mane, blue coat, not that it matters.
>The poof of your fur has kept you sufficiently warm since you were born a few hours ago.
>You're still very hungry, every nipple occupied by the other eight greedier members of your litter.
>They've bucked your body every time you toddled over to her, bruising the pink skin under your thick coat with their surprisingly strong legs.
>Reason won't work.
>Waiting until nightfall, you check back on your sleeping mother to see that she's laying on her stomach, teats covered.
>You feel tears running down your face. You're starving.
>Looking over to the largest of your litter, you notice that her head is nestled into the fluff of your mother.
>Quietly trotting over to her, you gently push down on and to the side on it, careful not to wake her as her breathing becomes muffled.
>Waiting for a while, her breathing slows, eventually ending with her lying lifeless on the side of your mother.
>The eighth slot was yours for the taking.



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 No.8149[Reply]

The ring came off my pudding can.

 No.8160

You're a fatty.

 No.8175

>>8149
Take my Pen Knife my good man!

 No.8181

>>8175
Monorail!



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 No.8174[Reply]

>high verbal IQ

 No.8176

>>8174
Tell me the jews didn't invent a term for "me sound smarty me use smarty wowds"

 No.8180

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>>8174
>tfw low verbal IQ



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 No.7669[Reply]

Anybody /biz/ here?
I got an offer to do daytrading for a succesful person since the person sees me as one of the few capable of doing this.

The person offers the money and I offer the time.

But to do this I need more information and a clue on what I am dealing with.

Anybody got any experience on this? Any advice?

 No.7692

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Buy high sell low
Don't use Tether (if that's even still around) or anything like it
Periodically move profits out of the exchange into a wallet
Periodically actually cash out to dollaroos
Understand the what and why of the word "portfolio"
Any exchange that allows you to go short on coins like ether is ripping off users that go long, so use coins like that when you need to go short and never go long on them on that exchange.
Don't let numbers, red or green, emotionally affect you.
Don't read the fluff people write to hype up their coin or crypto in general.
Actually, do read the fluff, but now keep in mind they're probably taking the time to write it to fight the imminent collapse of that coin. If everything is going well they're either too busy working or too busy enjoying their success to waste time writing articles.
Get a good RSS ticker that updates quickly.

>mfw having someone do daytrading for me under these very conditions

Tell your client the market is low right now and they should buy. Point him to a logarithmic graph if you want to back up your claim.

 No.7693

>>7669
Look up market psychology and look for patterns. Other from that I have no advice. I usually just invest in ETF's with decent dividends.

 No.8173

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Okay so I fooled around with test account and learned a lot of stuff but there is one thing I just don't understand.
What is the difference between "buy/sell limit" and "buy/sell stop"?
Both execute the pending order once a certain level is reached.



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 No.8041[Reply]

Feels?
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 No.8044

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>>8043
So sorry to hear. The must have been truly heartbreaking. Dogs always gets to me.
>I still haven't "manned up" to see the movie about Hachiko

 No.8045

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>>8043
Dog of Flanders is also a pretty good one.
If there's one thing that owning dogs has taught me, it's that everything will eventually come to a close. That it's important to cherish every moment we get with our loved ones, because they could end at any moment.

 No.8080

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>>8041
>>8043
>>8044
I had 4 dogs throughout almost 20 years of my life. I don't really remember the first one, but I remember when my second one got hit by a car. He died in my arms. I was merely 12 years old, and it was a very heartbreaking experience. The third one died at age of 3 as he went to a nearby forest and ate some fox poison. He was found dead a few days later. I couldn't even hug him, because his body was cold and already full of some worms. I didn't want another dog after that. But my parents were stubborn and bought another dog. Took me a while to accept him. We don't let him out of our backyard anymore, because we don't want him to die so quickly. I'm genuinely crying as I write this post. I still remember the dream in which I saw my previous doggo and heard the "True True Friend" song from the show. I'll never forget that.

 No.8123

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>>8080
animals are the better humans

 No.8171

>>8042
I'm gonna go hug my dog



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 No.8164[Reply]

what are you gonna do about it faggot?

 No.8165

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 No.8168

Wank

 No.8170

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 No.8151[Reply]

Do you know what is this?
Syria and Argentina probably knows.

 No.8159

A hoof cup?



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 No.7953[Reply]

who else likes /sp/ but never knows what to post?
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 No.8133

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I like /sp/, but I never have a spot to post the random shit I find.
Like this.
Looks like Bluto from Popeye needs to learn that horses are not for sexual.

 No.8134

>>8133
From the 1933 cartoon. Episode "I eats my spinach", in case anyone doubted this frame.

 No.8135

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>>8133
Makes you wonder why Popeye wants you to eat spinach to get strong as a horse….

 No.8142

>>8133
looks more like that horse needs to learn that Popeye is not for sexual.

 No.8156

me



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 No.7463[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

i am scientist from europe germany,
but because everything here is so shit,
[no bank account, no papers, police dont do a thing etc]
i have to drive away with my FreeEnergyBattery and researches.
i am not long here anymore.
when someone has questions about politic here or science stuff ==>
https://discord.gg/Wj69YZj
i draw a bit until i am gone.
yay.
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 No.9426

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pretty hard to dig some slutnium now, material gets rare as fuck.

 No.9427

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here to see is rainbowdash finding something,
my new hoove cannon,
me, humping a building,
me, growing a army because fun and a colour KaY.
was trying to map all possible colours in the first Bits.

 No.9428

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here now some new mechanical paradox i found,
and that paradox use a new kind of the one strange effect i found.

in [Lol2.gif], the effect i mean is shown.
in [WTF3.gif], the new kind i found out.
normally its really easy to make it going backwards and forwards, or to have more as 1, but that here is mixed! and it has some nice ability.
…in the other 3 is the whole thingy.
and its a "OneWayForceTransmission"!
here the paradox ==>
>you rotate the "25.er" plate. and it lifts up and down because formation of magnets change.
>when you hold the green gears on the right while rotating plate, you will not feel a change of energy you need for rotating the "25.er" plate.
that makes in unique!
:D
the energy for lifting the [25.er] plate depends on the formation of all 3 magnetplates and the force IS "UpDown" and has nothing todo with rotation.

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 No.9429

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here a other strange #OneWayForceTransmission.
this one is MOST POSSIBLE easy to understand so listen ==>

IMAGE1
>build a pendulum on a fuckn skateboard.
>punch the ball
>skateboard starts moveing
aaand when you hold skateboard, you will feel the force.
pendulum will NOT be affected when holding skateboard.
IMAGE2
now some should say something about energy physic stuff.
but here is what you done and this will slow down the pendulum.
muahaha
IMAGE3
to have this paradox here in use to draw forward, just make the one side a bit more heavy and shift the pendulum.
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 No.8093[Reply]

Have you ever had to take a friend into the barn to have a little "conversation" about the Denver Broncos?

 No.8120

No, but I would like AJ to take me into her barn and explain in detail the virtues of Elway to me.



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 No.8055[Reply]

I made some OC you fucking kucks

 No.8056

>>8055
Beautiful

 No.8057

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>>8055
10,000% football.

 No.8074

>>8057
>You are trying to create an image with a football level of 100%

 No.8077

Love it



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 No.8063[Reply]

Yeet


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 No.4268[Reply]

I was trying to get my life together and become a writer. What now?
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 No.4294

>>4293
Pretty much what >>4293 said. A quality piece is going to take more than a month to write, and even if it didn't, one month isn't very long, and writing takes time. So just produce something to have ready when the ban ends

 No.4295

What got you banned?

 No.4296

>>4295
Official reason: Many one-off accounts were made solely to upvote my fic. The admins decided that means I made all of them.

More likely reason: Pissing off Eldorado the short-sighted baby (Who hilariously doesn't understand the whole "People can't read your PMs when they're banned" concept) and his pet glimmernigger horde

 No.4297

Why… why does it have a nutsack on its nutsack?

 No.8061

>>4297
It’s Mega, mate.



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 No.7721[Reply]

In this thread you take the title of a movie or book or song and replace one word with "poner".

Mein Kampf = Poner's Kampf
Schindler's List = Poners List
Silent Hill could be Silent Poner or Poner Hill.

Post funny titles.
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 No.8025

Averngers: Age of Poner
Poners: Infinity wars

 No.8026

Poner Rising
False Poners
Poner in Flames

 No.8027

>>7721
>Goldponer.
You only Poner Twice.
>Resident Poner.
>Poner Hill.
>Poner Speaks.
>Word Poner.

 No.8029


 No.8034

Willy Wonka and the Poner Factory
The Brave Little Poner
The Brave Little Poner Goes to Mars
Beauty and the Poner
The Poner of Notre Dame
Honey I Shrunk the Poner



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