Hey City Slickers,
My name is Sneed, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day planting gummy bears. You are everything bad in this town. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten fucked or sucked? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take soil pH to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying gucci loafers from a hobo.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best razz. I'm pretty much perfect. I was #1 on the farming team, and Chuck was #2 on the fucking team. What stores do you own, other than "Homer's Park Avenue Manicures"? I also get straight seed, and have a banging hot Feed and Seed store (Formerly a Fuck and Suck store). You are all city slickers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my store