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Oh great and noble John Elway, I praise you for your great powers of football and of your grand creation of football. I of late have been wanting to get into the football spirit of things but alas there is but a crisis. The NFL is nothing but leftist propaganda and they taint the very foundations of football. College Football is a bit easier to swallow but in my search to play a football video game on PC to praise your creation of football, there has not been of many choices. Axis Football sucks ass and upon my search of Tecmo Super Bowl mods, I cannot search upon any decent mods that is not of the blasphemed NFL of today.

Oh great John Elway, what would you advise of me on my search for a good football game that is not on of those inferior consoles? I wish to praise your ways of football in a game but I cannot of find any. Oh John Elway what am I to do?

Also praise be your name of football John Elway and God Bless American!


Thousands of years ago, when Equestria was merely a foaming mass of liquid hot magma, forces congealed inside the Earth's crust that would later become the mighty magnetic hypnocock of John Elway. And so it was that on a warm windy evening, Dan Reeves did explode forth from his mighty wang into the nether regions of Rainbow Dash, and there burst forth a sonic rainboom of pure Football.

Then, later, he ejaculated into her ponut just for good measure, and that which burst forth was the only non-football football officially endorsed by all football, which is the Denver Broncos. This football did later crystalize into a miniature football for all to enjoy at home.

The answer to your question is, as always, the mighty game of Electric Football

Praise Electric Football. Praise Electric American.


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I accidentally bronco boosted my sip and haven't been able to get to sleep for the past 167hrs. In fact I don't even need it anymore. Anyone else do the Bronco Boost™ Sips™ Monster® Zero Ultra™ Challenge and gain the ability to live life to the absolute fullest?
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horses aren't humans.


I fail to see the problem, here.


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Aryanne is not a real horse, she a cartoon character and a meme.

also earth ponies are ethnically majority germanic, making them de facto a race.


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>Aryanne is not a real horse, she a cartoon character and a meme.

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"I am not really experienced enough to write complex character AI or do some of the other complicated things that are NEEDED to make Yandere Simulator become a REALITY" - Alexander Stuart Mahan on his programming skills


Video Games and Japanese Anime. The great Beasts of our time. You can barely go anywhere on the Internet and not find people talking about one of the other.

This current year media has probably ruined more lives on the planet than cigarettes and alcohilism combined. How can it be any surprise that this industry is full of entrepreneurs trying to make a living of it by flooding this oversaturated market with their own filth in the vein hopes of making a quick buck.

Today and in this thread I will provide you the tale of a boy that set out to make a fortune with this. Someone with the ego of Elliot Rodger, the Business sense of Darksydephil and the creative mind of Digibro.

Enter Alexander Stuart Mahan, better known under his Internet Alias "Yandere Dev" and the Magnum Opus that will brand the short rest of his young life, a game called "Yandere Simulator".

In the following posts i will offer you a variety of images, text and videos that shine a light on one of the argueably most successful scam artists turned lolcow that came out of the Chan Sphere in recent history and how the Ruination of his Career and maybe even his life might be just around the corner.
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due to the continued controversies, spergouts, exposed videos and failed damage control Alexander Mahans Patreon has now shrunken down to 3.100 dollars per month, from formerly over 4.000 dollars.

meaning about 25% of his direct financial fan support has been terminated


>3.100 dollars per month, from formerly over 4.000 dollars
Jesus Christ. I don't really know who this guy is and I'm too lazy to read the whole thread, but from what I gather this guy basically rakes in more money per month in donations from random autists than I earn from doing a legitimate well-paying job, just because he's making a game that he doesn't even seem to ever work on? Did I read that correctly?


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you pretty much hit the nail on the head.

hes a jewish scam artist making an anime stealth game with intense gore since early 2014, initially pitched it to 4chan, but became/was hypersensitive to criticism and sook refuge in an underage fanbase on youtube and reddit. The fact that his game is for mature audience only makes one question how his many underage fans manage to supply him with funds. he usually earns a high 4 figures salary per month with all income considered, probably similar if not higher than DSP. The saddest thing is that hes not even good at his job, only at marketing himself. Which is not only why he is getting so much hate but also the reason why he will never finish this game. Besides being physically incapable to do it, it is more profitable for him to keep it in development hell.


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>Sample Video from the main channel of the developer of Watashi no Mono

if you are interest in this type of game, i strongly recommend you get in touch with this thing

>new yandere dev drama
some pink haired twat claims
apparently the new not-yandere simulator game is killing his channel
he already reached out to the developer and shat on him
his channel kept being shit own by new exposed videos weekly, the decline is visible on socialblade


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Yandere Simulators Optimization Issues

Yansim runs like ass even on lowest settings
this is a new video from late september
AFTER a patch athat added an optimizations menu
it took him over 4 and a half years to put this in and it barely betters performance

less than 15 FPS average on lowest settings on a high end gaming notebook

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TONIGHT DSP got fired from his Partner Network "Curse", with which he was teamed up since Spring 2017.
Allegedly the Breakup is related to Phil Adsense account, which enables him to put adds on his videos.
It is suspected that Phils Ex-girlfriend (or someone pretending to be her) smeared him in the google customer service for fraud, which led them to deactivate his add account. Phils recent Adsense account was a sockpuppet set up under her name after he was "banned" from the service (when he told people to click on the adds to increase engagement, which was a contract violation.)

Phillip Burnel now no longer has protection of a gaming network, No regular monthly income or the ability to put adds on his channel with 50.000 plus videos. ACCORDING TO EXPERTS THIS MIGHT BE THE KILLING BLOW TO HIS CAREER IF HE FAILS TO AMEND THE SITUATION.

He held an emergency begging stream tonight to tell his people about the situation. Further coverage is to be expected in the coming hours.
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>DsPgaming--"getting" a ps4 pro and soon a 4k tv-|-returning to play sfv-|-money dilemma again

DSPs youtube income has been reduced by 50-66 percent according to himself ever since he illegitimately regained monetiziation of his main channel. Despite this, he will soon make some costly investments to his gaming office and return to a popular game he hates.


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DSP's Paypig Civil War - The Tutankamunnn Saga Finale: Clean House Protocol
20 minute video
Huge Meltdown in DSPS fanbase.

The guy who gave him almost 4.000 dollars worth of twitch money is being bullied of of phils community by internet drama
Phil flips his shit


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DsPgaming--this is how you don't devour 101--OLD footage--

Snorts take on the Buttery Jack Burger from jack in the box.

this is widely considered to be one of the WORST Food review videos phils has ever done. period.
certainly one of the most disgusting ones
if you ever wanted to see a fat pig shoving literal lard in his face and chewing it with an open mouth over a fat glaced paper box
this is the video for you

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>Dragon Lord
14 Minute Quick Rundown video from Count Dankula

Rainer Winkler, better known under his Internet Alia "Drachenlord", is a Youtuber with ~75.000 subscribers and currently considered one of the most famous - if not - the biggest singular lolcow entity currently residing in Germany. He is infamous for his IRL rage fuels rants, intense physical interaction with his detractors and - by now - infamy on a national level. If you ever wanted to hear a large fat german man screaming his lungs out until hes bordering a stroke, this is the cow for you. If you have ever seen the semi-famous Angry German Kid meme from the late 2008, you will know what this is about. Also reminds me of Tourettes Guy.

Before i deeper get into this i want to preface this with saying, I have never seen a video of this guy before or even really heard of him. I faintly remember his name being mentioned some years ago in context with E-celebs, but never really looked into it. Therefore i must stress that i do not possess any deep knowledge about this specimen, all the material presented here has been accumulated in roughly ~3 hours.

I'd also like to mention that some people consider this man to be the German Chris Chan. I cant really say how true this is, but at least to me this seems to be overly simplified. Herr Winkler offers some genuine entertainment values you dont really get from other lolcows.I did not really know what people hate on the guy (except maybe that hes a fat selfimportant NEET), but then i saw those IRL visit videos and it became abundantly clear to me why this guy is so famous.


To fully enjoy this content i recommend usage of Google translate or other Translation Add ons.

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Rainer screams like a burning retard one day after the Schanzen Riots at his house
he calls his neighbor a dumb wanker when he tries to intervene
threatens to kill all bystanders who tell him to tidy up his yard, calls them asocial and pathetic

people are currently organizing new riots on october 20th, furthermore Rainer has been mentioned in a famous lügenpresse article, which drove him into an intense rant. Futhermore he has now started making new shit tier videos again, including himself eating (or rather sucking on) food.



Rainer made a video to gloat as his detractors, mocking them that he will soon have 80k subs.
as of the writing of this video, Rainers sub count has SHRUNKEN down to ~77k subs
meaning he lost about 2k subs in response to him laughing at trolls
profing most of his subs do in fact hate him


rainers second response video to the continued sub loss
obviously he learned nothing



Rainer took a bath in his disgusting makeshift brick fish pool behind his house



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20 minute Drachenlord Cringe Comp
part 1 of 4 (more parts yet to be released)


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someone made a counterstrike map of Drachenlords rotten house and yard

this will likely be used for training for the time when armed people will lay siege to his house irl

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yu lik crik budys


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This board, contrary to what you may have heard, is unfriendly. You may regard this post as a reminder to that effect.


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Ummm actuulely this is consider nice board !!! lole

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Lawyer is getting real mad that 4chan trolled him. Think he could be a potential lolcow?


It'd be nice, but the MA tweet is fake. Check the dates



there art potentially a lot of politcal lolcows, even active politicians in officer or big boy journalists.

I am not well versed in internal us politics or active on twitter, but a good noose for any of these can potentially be career ending. See Kurt Eichenwald.

If you have more dirt on the porn lawyer feel free to pile that dung up here.


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lol couldn't resist.


>John Elway

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What breed of horse/pony looks the most like the ones on FIM?

Pic is an Arabian horse.
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Return those trips, you cowering faggot!


No they're mine.


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I can't get enough of those spots.


Threadly reminder to be suspicious of unsolicited links or promotions for random who-the-fuck-are-you sites. Mlpol.net cannot determine who does or does not link to the board, so such requests should be considered suspicious at best.


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It's just spam, of the stupid kind.

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inspirobot.me is a fucking meme goldmine. It's basically a AI designed to make quites, but instead it usually just generates top-tier shitposts.
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Fuckin' saved. Best way I've seen to trigger pedo activists is with that.


That's cuz they know they deserve worse.


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Hey I was thinking /sp/ needs a mascot, what do you guys think about Candleja
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OP is a faggot


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Is it true what people say about what happens when you say John Elw


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You'll have to excuse this anon, he just became more Football than he could possibly have imagined. That's how Football John Elway is, and why the only people who dare say his name either are or inevitably become Denver Broncos. You know what happens when you say John Elway's name without being Football enough? You explode outward in a shower of Footballs, which make everything they collide with more Football. This is how American came to be so Football, in spite of the divegrass game of the same phonetic name which is evil, and only allowed to exist cuz Ponies have been loosely integrated (root for Mlpol u faggots! its this weekend!).


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*kills all your waifus*


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You mad man


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>Having more than one waifu

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Texas and Islam don't mix.
Or MLP and Islam.
Or women and Islam.
Or Islam and Islam.


You're fuckin' kiddin' me. This actually exists?


This was a good little fun read.




This is some powerful tismry

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