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 No.3771[Reply]

Let's have one like back in the good old days.
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 No.3897

>>3878
I get what those gifs trying to imply but I still immediately think flatulence.

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Praise the Sun! \o/

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This thread deserves a bump

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 No.6183[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Now I shall spam in it.
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 No.11938[Reply]

Are Pokemon-fuckers the original horsefuckers?

 No.11939

Will Nigel ever get tired of dicks?

 No.11940

>>11939
Did the holocaust happen?

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 No.11941[Reply]

Okay guise I had a pretty weird idea in the course of a shower earlier today. (Also somewhat based on pic related.) Thoughts?

What if somebody made a comic where Anon was facing off against a bunch of sword weilding mares with his'sword'?
But like
His cock is only at maximum strength when it's fully erect
So the entire battle, he's just thinking about how much he wants to shove it in the mare's cunt/ass
And to defeat them
He just cums inside them with a force so powerful that it rips them to shreds
But then mares start to catch on, and start fighting dirty with buckets of water
Because if his dick isn't erect
Then he can't fight them with it
Thoughts?

 No.11943

>>11941
Anon will never have a long term relationship if he rips them to shreds each time he cums.



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 No.2741[Reply]

post ponies getting penetrated non-consensually
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 No.11187

>>11026
Unironically Kill yourself Faggot

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>>11226
He should make her eat an entire bowl of eggs next.

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 No.11236[Reply]

Have you ever seen it? It seems pretty good for a kid's cartoon.
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 No.11420

>>11241
Hey, what do you think of this show so far?
>>11238
I know this is a joke video but
1. I didn't know they made an actual Ben 10 game in the UAF era
2. Why the fuck are there only four aliens to choose from? At this point he's got like thirty aliens

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>>11420
>Hey, what do you think of this show so far?
I really like the one where Ben 10 used his radical ninja magic to btfo all the pokemon I don't like and become Ben 11.

 No.11528

>>11469
You mean Ben 10,000?

 No.11562

I was only nine years old. I loved Ben 10 so much, I had all the merchandise and episodes on DVD. I'd pray to Ben every night before I went to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Ben 10 is love", I would say, "Ben 10 is life". My dad hears me and calls me a plumber. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Ben. I called him a dork. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Ben. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "It's Hero time." He turns into Four Arms and grabs me with his powerful alien hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Ben. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Ben. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Ben. He roars a mighty alien roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Ben looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Check it out…I'm totally hot! Heh heh heh". Ben leaves through my window. Ben 10 is love. Ben 10 is life.

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 No.8435[Reply]

>friendship is magic. Now that was a good show.

Post your boomers.
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 No.11805[Reply]


TLDR

Middle aged Leftycuck Troon Dogfucker that got butthurt randomly at viewers,
ended up being exposed on a meme channel on Youtube for lying about its employment and threatening people for disagreeing.

Perfectly encapsulates the attitude of mentally retarded sexually confused westeners in the current year.
Sources and Archives below, as available. Enjoy.

+++

>Online Alias

- """Ripley Violet"""

>Power Word

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 No.11817

>>11806
>Favorite Game: Fallout 4
AHAHAHA

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>>11805
Is That Shane dawson?

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Ripleys Twitter Account is no longer on lockdown

New Links as listed on the pinned top tweet

>Picarto (Drawing Stream Site)

http://picarto.tv/ripleyviolet
seems to be mostly unused, less than 400 views total since opening

>Instagram

http://instagram.com/ripleyviolet
basicly just a long haired man with lipstick, why this needs to be on instagram we may never know
ive seen people do more convincing crossplay as a joke than this.

>ko-fi

http://ko-fi.com/ripleyviolet
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>>11850

Last known residence of the specimen as of 2018 was Oakland, California if the Twitter Archive is to be believed.

Cow also assume position in something called "Transmission Gaming Twitch team", which may or may not be a ficticious group RIpley used as a strawman to larp as a twitch developer.

reminder, this patreon notice was written by a 36 year old man.

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Screencaps from around the time the Twitter lockdown happened.

Cow encourages brigading and false flagging against """hate videos"""., including revisionism on the situation for damage control.

RIplay also announced "a break" from social media as of yesterday.



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 No.11822[Reply]

Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.
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 No.11833

This is a reminder that local governments can be just as, if not more, corrupt than federal governments, because people don't keep the same tabs on them.
Be sure to watch what you local government is doing, lest they try to screw you over.

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 No.11839

>>11833
thanks for your reminder anon

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>>11822
A hero and a good man.
Those who wronged him and tried to hurt and even murder him are cursed.

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>>11827
R.I.P He Was A Real Human Bean and A Real Hero.



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 No.9086[Reply]

"What the fuck man." - /cow/ Anon on Kero the Wolf.


PREFACE

This is one of the worst cases of Internet Furryism i have seen so far on the Internet. Completely unhinged from reality and morals, and im barely at surface level with this psychopath. Maybe i will never get deep into this, i value my remaining sanity.

If you have a weak stomach or cant stand anime abuse, dont read on.
This Thread Includes links to explicit and possibly illegal material.
Metokur video on this case coming circa Saturday evening, September 22nd 2018.

You have been warned.


TLDR on Kero the Wolf
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 No.9269

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt9J96GfMUY
50 minutes

Jim VS Gay Pedo Furry Sargonite working in an Apple store

 No.9279

>>9269
Wow, jim is scraping the bottom of the shit barrel with this infotainment! Yikes, and to think i used to want to kumite these ,"peeple," geesh, repent sinners!
Btw
>Lulzyk3kklez™

 No.9287

>>9086
I move to whatever america's version of parliament is that we apply furries to whatever hunting laws apply to their fursona's species

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4xLelclnSc
>17 minutes, January 11th 2019. Automatic reading of Keros updated ED article

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg77IBDXoNo
>30 minute video from January 31st 2019

Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman aka Yami the Wolf announces to leave the Furry community as well as deactiviating all his social media except for his youtube channel, where he posted a goodbye video in november (with an open comment section)

Hoffman is currently under police investigation due to the known charges of animal abuse, torture, murder, production & trafficking of bestiaility pornography and possibly human pedophilia, if and when he will be pulled before a court or into jail is currently unknown.

In his goodbye Twitlonger he still claims "he (still thinks he) is completely innocent and that the furry fanbase is ful of toxic and hateful backstabbers that ruin the reputation of furries. All this drama was perpetuated by clueless internet bullies with fake evidence."

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This degeneracy shall not be forgotten. Furfag 'Pakyzo fapping on the sofa NSFW' video was resized, decreasing the archive size.
Archive password: ZP

Zoosadism Channel Export Dump Mirrors:
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https://femto.pw/ntyn.rar
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 No.11729[Reply]

Hey /mlpol/ what do you think of my Adolf Hitler fanfiction?

https://www.wattpad.com/story/66938063-love%27s-hollow-cost

 No.11771

I like the name.



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 No.11768[Reply]

I fucking miss this blog, anybody else remember it?
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/?_sm_au_=iHV5Q5J5QrKVS5TP


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 No.7288[Reply]

BEHOLD A MAN
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 No.9650

>>9649
Cute! Also, kinda lewd…

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 No.6754

>He's out
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⣿⣿⠂⠂⠂⠒⣀⠂⠶⣒⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣤⠒⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣀⠶⠂⠂⠂⠂⠶⠒⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠶⠶⠶⠒⠒⠛⠉⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠉⣤
⠂⠉⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠛⠤⣉⣒⠤⣀⣀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣀⠤⠒⣉⣤⠤⠶⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠒⠶⠤⣀⠉⠒⠤⣀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠿
⠂⠂⣤⣤⠂⠛⠤⣒⠛⠂⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣛⠿⠛⣉⠶⣒⣉⣭⣤⣀⣀⠂⠂⠂⣤⠒⠛⠉⠉⠛⣶⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⠛⠤⣀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂
⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣀⣤⠉⠉⠛⠒⠒⠒⠒⣛⠿⣀⣤⣿⣀⣶⠉⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣿⣤⣶⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣀⠛⣤⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂
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 No.11766

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 No.11736[Reply]

So I was about to fuck my girlfriend yesterday
And we were trying to do sexy talk
I was about to penetrate her
And I said "This is where the fun begins"
Because it sounded cool to me and I forgot where it was from
This made her laugh, roll out from under me, and keep laughing, the mood ruined.
And that's why I didn't get laid yesterday.
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 No.11751

>>11742
Absolutely don't do this. Jesus Christ.
>>11750
Learn the art of the female orgasm. Give her one (or two) and then it doesn't matter what you say, you'll be golden.

 No.11759

>>11736
So the lesson here is - wait until after you're already in before you take any risks

 No.11761

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>>11751
Wait… better idea.
Time the joke when she is orgasming, or about to orgasm.
With enough time, and effort the pavlovian response will make it so every time she laughs with you that will deepen the bond!

Make sure you can make her orgasm reliably first.

>tfw you crack a joke at a social event, and she just blushes.

 No.11762

>>11761
How about you worry about giving an orgasm first, and then worry about cracking jokes? Just a suggestion.

 No.11763

>>11762
This guy gets it. (You) can't put the horse before the cart.



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