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Is there anything more redpilled than cucking someone? Fucking YOUR baby into into HIS wife/girlfriend so that that you get to pass on your genetic legacy and his bitch ass has to raise it? You get to produce progeny, and someone else will take care of them, leaving you free to go on and do other things, like produce more fucking progeny. And on top of that, you help to make sure that the little faggot doesn't get to pass on his shitty genetics, ending his pathetic lineage before it can go on to cause any more damage.

So the dude wants to raise his wife's son, help him out! And if his wife ever wants any more, make sure to be on call! It's your duty as a man. Never turn down a woman who asks for your DNA to help make her child, especially if her meal ticket sanctions it. The cuck is a gift to all of us. It's the ultimate redpill, faggots!
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this here


Its pointless yo cuck white people becuase it hurts our race. Its poontless to cuck other races because it often either doeant make the race much shittier or those races kill the babies and their mothera, like muslims.


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cucking someone is honestly my fetish.


>cucking someone is honestly my fetish.
>this white whore
Go figure.


were you cucked or something?

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I bet celestia has a nice pooper.


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God-like, I bet.

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sunset thread
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did you want me to?


Finally, a place where I can post this paste. It's funny, EG1 sucked, EG2 redeemed Sunset and the idea of it, EG3 went in the wrong tonal direction but kept Sunset as a likable character, and you can't pay me enough to watch "EG 4: Sunset goes back to the pony world! Not to make nice with Celestia, not to meet her parents, not to eat grass or see her old friends or college professors if she didn't have any of those, but to meet Glimmer and take her into the Equestria Girls world so they can fight a shit villain and try to conflate the evil they once did while accidentally highlighting what a shit character Glimmer is!".

Starlight Glimmer is a bad character, and Sunset Shimmer is a better character.

I could write a good few thousand words on Glimmer as a villain, but the issue isn't what a dumb villain Starlight is, and how her terrible backstory turned what could have been a great villain into a bad joke almost as much as a badly-written and rushed redemption removed her reason to exist in the show's setting. I could also write quite a bit about how stupid it is that she has the magical power to fight Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle to a standstill, the reserves to do this multiple times in a day, the knowledge to create her own spells on the spot, and so on when Twilight's supposed to be the Embodiment of the Element of Magic, a student of Princess Celestia, the strongest Unicorn alive, etc. Twilight had to face character challenges related to this. What are they worth if she's not the strongest, or even anything remotely special when compared to a pony that can tear the Cutie Marks off multiple ponies like they're stickers, screw up the timeline multiple times in a day, without the changed timeline affecting herself, fight Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle to a standstill multiple times in a day, brainwash the minds of five of the Mane Six in less than a few seconds, move five billion times faster than the speed of light, and slay fire demons with her magic burning katana- whoops, my eyes drifted to the feat list for the wrong Mary Sue.

Glimmer… This post-redemption Glimmer? Take away her friendship with Trixie, her edgy best friend there to make her look better. Take away the headcanons her fans have invented for her, like the belief that she was bullied by her family or hometown for not being good enough once Sunburst was gone, or that she loves Moths because they remind her of herself: "Unloved byPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


-on, Shimmer encouraged Twilight and had more than one scene where she displayed empathy and likability. What positive traits has Glimmer shown, besides the occasional scene where she akwardly fucks up something obvious like "Don't run away from an awkward situation like you just shot someone" or "Don't use brainwashing spells on your friends", endearing her to her socially-retarded potentially-mentally-retarded fantards? Lauren Faust designed the original Mane Six to, in her words, "Represent the different ways that one can be feminine", and she wanted each one to be a good role model in their own way. I'm pretty sure being a sociopathic cult leader that feels no remorse for your crimes unless prompted by the reactions of those you want to forgive you… is not what Lauren Faust would consider a good role model. Feel free to say "Well she was forgiven for all crimes, so that means she represents forgiveness and is a role model that says forgiveness is good". You'll look retarded, sure, but you'll also look retarded. Feel free to say "Lauren Faust doesn't run this show any more. This is Vogel and Jim 'Fuck the bronies, we make this show for little girls' Miller's show, deal with it! If they think it's good enough, so do I". You'll look retarded, sure, but you'll also look retarded. Feel free to say "You don't like Glimmer so you aren't qualified to talk about Glimmer". You'll look retarded, sure, but you'll also look retarded.

But of course, triggered glimglam fans, bless your heart, feel free to point and laugh at the arguments you can't refute. Show me your best /b/-tier damage control posts. Go on. Type laughter, and call your reaction to my post an argument against it. Put on your stoner voice and claim I'm thinking too hard about "A dumb pony show", while pretending the show was never once more than that. Tell me how many views the front page of our porn site or mediocre favouritist shit-tier "Official" blog gets every day, those statistics are relevant, right? Tell me the childish Glimglam fans and their tendency to lash out at critics isn't driving people away. Tell yourself those you throw excrement at should have thicker skin and more tolerance for your shit, displaying self-absorption on a whole new level! Tell me I'm "Over-analyzing" a kid's show by critiquing an episode you want to like. Tell me I totally didn't make you cry, so there! Tell me you're crying, and I should feel bad for you. Tell me that if I don't like your waifu, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


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/mlp/ never should have never b& Candace-posting. Sure it was "cancer" but it's a good kind of cancer, at least in comparison to the tripe they have today.
There needs to be moar of these pics.




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Scruffy only bans popular things. It can't get big enough to get annoying if nobody appreciates it.

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>ooooh, phatty check
>griffins doing it wrong
Every time

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what is the story behind this joke and how do I get in on it?


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Thrackerzod from the Mentally Advanced Series!



*Mentally Retarded




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would cuddle

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Sure you are…


How long until the (((splc))) recognizes her as a hate symbol?


Once (((they))) realize we're too powerful to ignore, then splc/adl/jidf-senpai will notice her.
Or you could be a cheating faggot, and send them a tip.


Nah not yet. It will be funnier when we are bigger.



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So would ponies be ok with people wanting to fuck them? Or would there be a huge backlash akin to that against homos and other sexual deviants? It's kinda the same shit, right? Fags can't breed, and neither could a dude and a horse, so the same justification could be used. And on that note, since you can't breed a mare anyway, is fucking a stallion really any worse than fucking a mare? Excluding anal of course, which is also just as bad for mares.

Could you really oppose love, /sp/?
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bad publicity and general brony behavior. everybody else would just be scared of them or would try to kill them.


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heres a taste of those winners who attend pony cons

you can tell their amount of chromosomes from their faces alone. Most Ponies are not mentally retarded. I highly doubt they would regard us as anything but a threat.


Are you trying to homo my people?
Well ponies would probably not want to have that kind of relationship with a human, they don't even breed with dragons.

If a human could impregnate a mare then satyrs may be born, leading to the evolution of both species, a race with the strenght of a horse, the wings of a pegasus or the magic of unicorns maintaining the touch of a human while (hopefully) beautiful.

It may seem degenerate for a man to fuck a mare but it's actually quite innocent, it's our brain unconsciously suggesting us forced evolution.
Fucking a stallion on the other hand is the perversion of our reproductive instincts, fucking a male horse has no excuse, there is no physical way to impregnate a male horse and our subconscious knows this, the action of anal sex has no purpose but carnal satisfaction.


Lyra would be the first to form covenant with the Hoo-mans.


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In Soviet Russia face rapes you!

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Then become capitalist


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>Tree Hugger




How is she going to buy her marijuana? At most, she's a primitivist.


>How is she going to buy her marijuana?
>she's a primitivist
Only in areas where hemp grows wild.

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>mares wearing black bows
I'm not into goth but
>hello new fetish


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Bows have use on IRL horses too. They act as personality markers.


One day we'll see

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Pay your yous sir


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John Elway existed in the time before time, but he was not yet John Elway. To become John Elway he would first have to pass through the Kiva of Fire, which was later to be called Rainbow Dash's vagina. And so the Lord came to Dan Reeves and told him that he must go into the mountains of Sinai and chant the holy incantation. And so he did chant forth the incantation of DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE and thus appeared the Lady Dash, and Dan Reeves did then ejaculate, and so was born into the world Football, for Football was John Elway.
And then John Elway used his newly acquired football powers to invent time travel so he could travel back in time and become both Dan Reeves and the Lord so that all this would be possible.
Praise Football.
Praise American.


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football awaits

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