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Nuff' said.
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have all the fillies.


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 No.11605[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Discovered a potential Lolcow, nothing might come of him without your involvement though.

>Internet Alias


>Power Word:

Not yet found.



Canada (Quebec)

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Sure.im fine with waiting.


Take as long as you need to



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Thread Archive Link + PDF


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How to get an autiste girlfriend? The girl part can be ambiguous or arbitrary. Like this artist maybe - or the Nico cosplayer Nyann from TikTok. Who is a female but can pass for a cute boy thankfully (which is not gay to want).
If impossible, I'm at least shooting for a (legitimately, not colloquially or pejoratively) mentally handicapped anime poster. Preferably one who speaks in sentence fragments or truncated-keyboard English.

I just don't know how to do it.
Should I go outside and just walk around until I meet new people so I can also get friends? Al la, multitasking?

What if the people I'm approaching don't want to be friends? If I approach to befriend them and they aren't interested then I have wasted my time, and in addition, have had a negative experience - both for those trading parties involved. What's the best way to tell when a stranger wants to be frends before the approach and greet sequence anyway? This is all too confusing.
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I'll have you know I was going to delete this thread before having a sleep but then I had to drive all night and so forgot.
No. I was not drunk and blacked out before deleting it.

Rude mods don't want me to be able to delete it on /mlpol/ where it locks when moved, or here on /sp/ because they enjoy faggotry and are framing me.


>mods are framing me
no lol



Mods framed me into fucking autistic anime gunnut traps too. It's terrible. All the cum and ammo shells everywhere. I can't go to sleep at night without these cunts sucking the marrow out of me. :c


What in god's name are you doing, Anon, jesus christ. Just kys.


I have friends and a life, mlpol is legit one of the few good sites left on the net.

If you want an autismo gf, make friends with an underground artsy girl, one of those that play videogames, smoke pot and are usually fat, it's highly probable that she will have a weeb girl friend that never leaves the house.
I meet a few legit weeb girls like that, it's not as pretty as you might fantasize it is.

You sound like a holocaust of sanity thought, good luck getting a girl with that commando-grade autism.

Maybe you should improve yourself before attempting anything; /üb/ is there for you, anon.

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This thread is for random shit that happened to be posted in otherwise worthless threads that rightfully did and should have died. I'll go first.

Hey I really like that crossover too, here is a fanfiction I wrote about it:

Once upon a time, Ben 10 decided to team up with Danny Phantom, so he called him up one day and he was all like "I fucking hate niggers" and Danny Phantom was like "I also hate niggers we should team up" and so they did. Only I have no idea who Danny Phantom is because I'm not autistic enough to know that and I don't really care and I can't be fucked to google it right now so I'm going to imagine him as a giant emperor penguin with fucking razor sharp teeth and rocket boots because that would be fucking rad.

So anyway Danny Phantom the Penguin shows up at Ben 10's house one day and Ben 10 opens the doors and immediately gets kicked in the nuts so hard he temporarily becomes Ben 5. And he's rolling around on the ground clutching his balls and screaming about how he hates niggers and Danny Phantom Penguin kicks him in the balls again. And then Ben 10's sister whose name I don't know because I've never actually seen an episode of Ben 10 comes in, and she's all like "what the fuck fag" and kicks him in the balls because it's funny to do that.

Now Ben 10 is like Ben 2.5 and he is screaming about niggers in a really high pitched voice because he got kicked in the nuts. Meanwhile his sister and the penguin are laughing their asses off. Then the penguin tells Ben 10's sister to suck his dick and she does because according to what I've seen on the internet she is kind of a whore. And then the penguin tells Ben 2.5 to suck his dick and he does because he's a fag, only after he's finished he wipes the cum off his chin and says "no homo" so that made it totally not gay. And then he reminded the penguin that he had forgotten to say "no homo" so that meant that he was actually gay, but the penguin says no it's only gay if you suck a dick not if you get your dick sucked. And Ben 10's whore sister was all like "yeah Ben 2.5 didn't you know that?"

And Ben 10 is all like "My name isn't Ben 2.5 it's Ben 10 you stupid cunt whore" and she laughed and said "no fag your name is Ben 2.5 because that's what you have tramp stamped on your back" and Ben turned around and saw that it was true, his tramp stamp tattoo actually said "ben 2.5" and not "ben 10". "I don't remember getting that tramp stamp tattoo and Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.534[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.

Please help me feel better.
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Does this mean that fluffy abuse is Football?


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It's the only logical explanation, Sugarcube.


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>fluffy abuse
Delet that.


Relax, Fluffle Puff isn't a shitrat.


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>friendship is magic. Now that was a good show.

Post your boomers.
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Boomer-tan is absolute waifu material. Love all this stuff.

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John Elway has truly blessed us this day. For he knows that ponies and football are always meant to be together!
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This happened.


It was a troll. That's the Colts' home stadium for one. For two, NFL fans have been memeing against the Broncos with MLP for a while now. Equestria Daily even covered it.
Little do they know, they were playing right into John Elway's divine plan


Hey /sp/artans,
If John Elway is real,
How come the Broncos lost???
*tips baseball cap*


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Give all your power to the Broncos today


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Praise Football!

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>degenerate art
Not on my watch.


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Not anymore

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A bit sad, Fluffle Puff is what got me into watching pone. I'll mis his/her retarded humor.


Its not a FluffyMixer official vid, but yeah, F

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Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.
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R.I.P He Was A Real Human Bean and A Real Hero.


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Anti dozer related.
>A Chinese farmer has built his own rocket artillery system to fight back against enforced demolition.


Any backstory on this? Did the government try to destroy that guys house?


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This is, or was, a very common occurrence.
China was allotting land sectors for developers to build whole neighborhoods of high-rise buildings.
Then the developers had to make an offer for the land to the existent real state owners to then begin the demolition of old structures.
The issue was when the owners wanted astronomical amounts of money for their properties, nevertheless, if the owners resisted to sell, the new construction usually begun anyway surrounding the property not sold.
In this case, I speculate, the landlord is scaring away the machinery around his property because he knows the developers use it to harass him.
In China, these houses on the way of the new construction are called "nail houses".


Reminder to watch the movie he's named after if you get the chance.


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 No.12078[Reply][Last 50 Posts]



i have been informed he spent approximately 12 hour in bitwave chat to """troll""" the site owner and attending audience since yesterday evening, up until the wee hours of this morning. Somehow he changed his troll ID later in the night. can not tell which one it is but it should not be hard to spot him once he appears.

Thomas Dall attended a stream as a guest on bitwave TV last night, namely Murderer.
predictably had a screaming meltdown on air and rage quit it subsequently right after.

Dall confirmed a 90 day Ban on youtube by Jörg Sprawe aka The slingshot channel. meaning he wont be able to stream on youtube before late august 2019, the DLIVE Ban was also re-affirmed.

his stream in may was taken down because of the provoked copyright strikes. he was hoping youtube would give him doxxes of the people who flagged him and complained about youtube masking the flaggers with Jörger Sprawe.

He has to appear in court because of the Bar Incident
was fined by a former Landlord ca. 5000 Dollars after he trashed the apartment where his neighbor invaded him.
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Thomas Dall had a falling out with Pony Gorilla aka Turk February over new material accusing him of newly grooming teenagers for sexual purposes since at least late November 2019.

Turk claims the situation escalated when he held an interview with dall on december 22nd about this exact topic. Dall - or someone whiteknighting him - promptly slandered Turk as a stalker and accused him of pedophilia.

More details can be found in the God Said No To Thomas thread.



where is kitty? i want kitty i miss his spergs


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Archive Link + PDF for reposting


Is Kitty still alive? he can't go this long without sperging he must be dead


sadly he's still alive. his ex gf Dakota exposed him for pedophilia so he pretended to kill himself.

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I need more scenes like this. Anyone know of any?


This is animated like ass, but I'm intrigued. What is it?

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 No.7179[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Don’t mind me, just being poner.
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ok done theyre all gon now


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I knew I could count on you. Please accept this medal for your service.


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poner accept medal


Fuck yes, that's adorable.

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Dont really know what this is but you may find this interesting.


Some dude named Jonathan Ross held a hangout on Discord with a fat bitch and some pedo mudslime. Also something about a guy watching videos of naked kids in bathtubs being cute.

Jim invaded the hangout uninvited and turned it into something else. Apparently videos about this have been taken down, but are getting mirrored and made into highlight reels as we speak.
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picture of Ross' Soundcloud account from a few years back, to which he uploaded his moonman redubs.


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As of early July 2019 Jonathan Ross has been apprehended by California police
while he was in his motel room
the incident was recorded, as Ross was in a public call at the time
he has not been heard from ever since
no trace could be found, even not by kiwifarms
it is suspected Ross has brought over to a closed insane asylum to received treadment

As pointed out by Null, the Admin of Kiwifarms, none of the Discord users of the Jonathan Ross Detractor Channel were able to produce any kind of documentation in the last 3 months.

Source: Jonathan Ross Documentary, circa 4h 15min


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The Jonathan Ross Documentary from Horrowcow productions gained 3000+ views since yesterday

here is another highlight clip, a sequel to Rosses Mega Ree, caused by a british cunt. Also apparently Ross does not know how to shave. And has a differently colored beard.



Good i Hope he fucking dies in prison.



Ross was ripe for a crackdown since summer 2018. we still dont really know what happened to him, but i hope he wont enjoy it. his grandfather died because of the stress and his grandmother has disaccociated herself from him years ago due to his antosocial behavior. its a shame Ross lives in commiefornia, id like to think most other states would have laid the fucksmack on him months ago.

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