This thread is for random shit that happened to be posted in otherwise worthless threads that rightfully did and should have died. I'll go first.
Hey I really like that crossover too, here is a fanfiction I wrote about it:
Once upon a time, Ben 10 decided to team up with Danny Phantom, so he called him up one day and he was all like "I fucking hate niggers" and Danny Phantom was like "I also hate niggers we should team up" and so they did. Only I have no idea who Danny Phantom is because I'm not autistic enough to know that and I don't really care and I can't be fucked to google it right now so I'm going to imagine him as a giant emperor penguin with fucking razor sharp teeth and rocket boots because that would be fucking rad.
So anyway Danny Phantom the Penguin shows up at Ben 10's house one day and Ben 10 opens the doors and immediately gets kicked in the nuts so hard he temporarily becomes Ben 5. And he's rolling around on the ground clutching his balls and screaming about how he hates niggers and Danny Phantom Penguin kicks him in the balls again. And then Ben 10's sister whose name I don't know because I've never actually seen an episode of Ben 10 comes in, and she's all like "what the fuck fag" and kicks him in the balls because it's funny to do that.
Now Ben 10 is like Ben 2.5 and he is screaming about niggers in a really high pitched voice because he got kicked in the nuts. Meanwhile his sister and the penguin are laughing their asses off. Then the penguin tells Ben 10's sister to suck his dick and she does because according to what I've seen on the internet she is kind of a whore. And then the penguin tells Ben 2.5 to suck his dick and he does because he's a fag, only after he's finished he wipes the cum off his chin and says "no homo" so that made it totally not gay. And then he reminded the penguin that he had forgotten to say "no homo" so that meant that he was actually gay, but the penguin says no it's only gay if you suck a dick not if you get your dick sucked. And Ben 10's whore sister was all like "yeah Ben 2.5 didn't you know that?"
And Ben 10 is all like "My name isn't Ben 2.5 it's Ben 10 you stupid cunt whore" and she laughed and said "no fag your name is Ben 2.5 because that's what you have tramp stamped on your back" and Ben turned around and saw that it was true, his tramp stamp tattoo actually said "ben 2.5" and not "ben 10". "I don't remember getting that tramp stamp tattoo and Post too long. Click here to view the full text.