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 No.3846[Reply]

The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter both ripped off Twilight tbh desu. that scene where Dumbledort and Gandalf make out is ripped off directly from a Simpsons fanfic Stephanie Meyer wrote when she was 15, right after she saw the Matrix for the 7th time and realized it was about vampires kissing. Then CS Lewis stole the idea and made the characters really old so it wouldn't offend Jesus when they kissed each other.

 No.3847

>>3846
I can feel a significantly large hole in my head where my braincells used to be

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 No.3803[Reply]

there's nothing like colt cuddling
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>>3848

it is unacceptable to cuddle animals of the same gender as you. You punch them. thats what a man does. Not because you hate them, but you tread the animal like a manly man. And the animal will understand and thank you for not being a whimsical faggot.

 No.3850

>>3849
>until it rips your throat out

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 No.3858

>>3848
This. It isn't gay if it's another species. There is literally nothing wrong with cuddling a pone or giving him pets or even boops.

>>3849
Pone is not mere animal. #rude

 No.3864

>>3849
Its bad to just go and punch your animal, you have to show him you care for him and give him love.
When he does something you dont like then you give him the harsh treatment.
I mean like im not op nor do i go around cuddling with animals but i mean animals are cute damnit



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 No.3786[Reply]

Why cant niggers ever complete anything of value, do they even fucking finish anything other than accidentally pumping out babies what the fuck is wrong with them… I want to think of them as people but jesus fucking hellfucks even the studious ones are failures.
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 No.3789

>>3786
How fresh is this OC? It looks good.

 No.3790

>>3789
Its at least few months old.

 No.3791

>>3789
I saw it on the day of unification. Could be older.

 No.3815

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the more I think about it there's really no rational reason they shouldn't all just be shipped back to Africa and contained there. As far as the US goes, they were only really imported to do slave labor, which they don't do anymore. we freed them and let them work for themselves, then we eventually elevated them to the level of citizens, but for the most part their society has just declined further and further the more rights and freedoms we've given them. A slave in the antebellum South was objectively better off than most blacks today, imo.

I think a white campaign to expel the blacks from the US would be immediately called racist and would fail, but what if we convinced them to leave on their own, and made them think it was their idea? There have been black-initiated back to Africa movements in the past, but mostly they have failed to pick up steam. however with social media it's not that improbable that a properly engineered campaign on black Twitter could convince a large number of blacks that they should leave evil, racist, melanin-deficient America and return to the land of their royal ancestors.

 No.3822

>>3815
I like it, and I like your way of thinking, but any jew-owned social media would kill that the second people start falling for it. We need campaigns to remove the jewish influence from social medias and have the government regulate those based in America (Along with search engines the size of google) like the public utilities they are. When things are more fair for us, something like that would work wonders.



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 No.3744[Reply]

>Tom Petty has died at the age of 66 after experiencing a heart attack, according to reports.
>The singer-songwriter was reportedly rushed to the UCLA Santa Monica hospital on Monday after being found unconscious in his Malibu home. According to CBS News and Variety, he was taken off life support soon after arrival.
>He gained fame as part of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers in the late 1970s, a band that was seen as integral to the heartland rock movement. Their biggest hits included I Won’t Back Down and American Girl.
http://archive.is/afFAT

I Won’t Back Down: https://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
American Girl: https://youtu.be/xbGIt1puWEA
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F

 No.3766

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F

 No.3767

>>3744
F
All those memories of dodging Air to Air Missiles to Runnin' down a Dream in GTA San Andreas, man. Fuck..

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>>3767
These feels…

 No.3770

>>3744
>>3767
okay, that's it
if anyone wants to find me, i'll be at bone county
F, rest in peace



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 No.3694[Reply]

Let's have a thread in honor of /bestmuppet/.
All heil the princess Julia!
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 No.3718

>>3717
Two steps from pedo

 No.3752

>>3718
Is Julia supposed to be a child? I can't really tell with Muppets.

 No.3756

>>3752
Yes. She's an autistic child.
See her playing with blocks here >>3697

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 No.3762

>>3712
What about my phone?
that wasn't a typo



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 No.3623[Reply]

even though she doesn't have hooves, be honest.

Would you hit that?
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 No.3677

>>3666
Syop this, Satan.

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 No.3682

>>3623
Ponk wouldnt let me.

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 No.1266[Reply]

ARE YOU GETTING YOUR CALCIUM ANON?
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boop

 No.2930

>>1835
I can never fully get over that third pic…

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rump

 No.3703

>>1713
>tits in a bucket
Kek



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 No.3701[Reply]

john eleway thread on 8chan join in boys.
https://8ch.net/sports/res/528.html


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 No.3643[Reply]

DADDY?
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 No.3672

>>3671
oh hey b-bro you didnt hear what i said to anon did you?

 No.3674

>>3672
no, I didn't
this is the one time I'll let it slide

 No.3675

>>3643
How did you get out of the basement, sweetie?

 No.3681

>>3674
Wanna go fool around so i dont have to fuck anon?

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What's going on in here? Nothing degenerate I hope.



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 No.2[Reply]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved The Denver Broncos so much, I had all the merchandise
>I pray to John Elway every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Football is love" I say; “Football is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous because he was a Seahawks fan
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s John Elway
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Yea, and the Denver Broncos shall be Football for all time”
>He grabs me with his powerful quarterback hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
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 No.3678

>>3351
bump lol



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 No.3652[Reply]

https://youtu.be/U1buAubOYOo
http://archive.is/fh2XU

So, this is a thing that's going around and apparently has been backed by a lot of people. What's to make of it?

 No.3653

>>3652
As long as it makes leftist screech autistically it will be fun. And if it leads to comic books added to ADFs list of "stuff racist do" it will be a bonus.

 No.3654

>>3653
That's what I been hearing. Although, VoxDay is a pretty stupid cuck.

 No.3655

>>3654
I have to admit that I don't know anything about VoxDay, but we can hope he inspires others to also make comic books. Would be nice if we got a (new) redpilled revival of comics.

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 No.3593[Reply]

Does anyone ever wonder what the story is behind some of the pics you see on imageboards? Like, what happened here? Obviously she dropped the spaghetti sauce, you don't need to be a detective to figure that one out. Perhaps she tripped over the cat. Perhaps she was carrying the spaghetti sauce from the stove to the counter, in order to apply the sauce to the pasta, when suddenly Mittens appears out of nowhere and begins to run circles around her legs, causing her to trip and spill an entire meal's worth of spaghetti sauce all over her nice, clean low-grade linoleum floor.

It obviously upset her, so she sits down on the floor and sobs helplessly. Then, in comes her husband, who, rather than rushing to help or console her, or even maybe get her a mop so she can get started on cleaning up the mess she made, he takes his phone out and snaps a picture.

Who are these people? What must their married life be like? Is this woman clinically depressed because she has an uncaring husband who photographs all of her most embarrassing moments? Does it bother her that Mittens the cat, who just moments ago ruined a perfectly good meal, and whose companionship is likely her only source of comfort in such times, clearly does not give two fucks about the mess he just made, and is instead focusing his attention on figuring out how to retrieve the lost meatball from under the refrigerator?

It boggles the mind, /sp/. It boggles the mind.

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 No.3641

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i dont know why but this picture made me laugh heartyly. I guess it shows the average problem solving capabilities of the current year western woman. Sit down on the floor, cry, pity yourself and let someone else clean up your mess. In this case, Inspector Cat.



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 No.3596[Reply]

Hugh Hefner dead: Playboy founder was 91
>Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, who helped usher in the 1960s sexual revolution with his groundbreaking men's magazine and built a business empire around his libertine lifestyle, died on Wednesday at the age of 91, Playboy Enterprises said.

>"I'm never going to grow up," Hefner said in a CNN interview when he was 82. "Staying young is what it is all about for me. Holding on to the boy and long ago I decided that age really didn't matter and as long as the ladies … feel the same way, that's fine with me."


http://archive.is/RKadd

 No.3597

>>3596
F
my sincere respects for the man. a legend has fallen

 No.3633

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>>3596
I'm conflicted on this. He was undeniably cool and pissed off femishits but that (((sexual revolution))) part…



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 No.3433[Reply]

What are /sp/'s views on ejaculation inside of a rainbow colored cartoon horse? I'm for it, personally.
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 No.3499

>>3485
With that sense of taste, it was probably just Zald.

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 No.3591

>>3542
first one's bretty gud, second could be better.

 No.3592

>>3542
Traps are gay

 No.3599

>>3591
Just look at that deliciously pink boipussy.



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 No.2499

>>2496
by who?

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>>2499
>Not knowing who

 No.2551

>>2473
Yes, and yes.

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iwtcie

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