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 No.1938[Reply]

I'm going to leave my football here for a few minutes.
Do NOT do anything with it.

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 No.3050

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You bet your ass football. Why, when John Elway was only four years old he married Princess Celestia and brought football to all the ponies of the realm and sent Princess Luna back to the moon with the Oakland Raiders.

You might think you know football, but until you've met John Elway you can never truly comprehend football. That's what's so tragic about it, you can never truly know John Elway for to stand in his presence is to be blinded by the presence of his magnetic hypnocock.

Praise American. Praise football.



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 No.1817[Reply]

Post some Fluttershy
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 No.1846

>>1845
U wut, m8?

 No.1918

>>1819
But that shed is the home of all fluttercucks

 No.1967

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>>1918
>he brings a forced meme from a metaphorically and physically dead board that literally has a cuckold general
>http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/30764621
kys yourself fam and make it quick

 No.3046

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You know what goes great with Fluttershy? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

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>>3046
Praise football.
Amen.



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 No.3009[Reply]

FOOTBALL(BLASPHEMY)
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 No.3011

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>>3010

i watched some historically accurate matches of the /pol/ league cup, John Elway is a good football player.

 No.3031

>>3011
We should add John Elway to /mlpol/'s roster.

 No.3032

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Who has committed such blasphemy and heresy? I want names.

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>>3032
Me I did it and I'll do it again.

 No.3043

>>3042
DELET



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 No.779[Reply]

Ben, I want to say just one word to you, just one word….. football
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 No.1154

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FOOTBALL

 No.1157

>nigger body on Lord Elway
>BLM/black-nationalist background
Fucking delet this, you heretic!

 No.1184

>>1157
the original was bill cosby

 No.1188

>>1184
I knew that. I could tell by the Harlem patterns on his iconic sweater.

 No.3041

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You're damn right football. And do you want to know why? Two words: John Elway.

John Elway was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day when the (((New York Times))) said God is dead, and the war's begun; Dan Reeves has a son today.

And he shall be John Elway, and he shall be a good man.



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 No.1153[Reply]

What makes a man a Football?
How does a man come to represent Footballs?
If Football, then who?
From thence to whence goeth said Football?
Toward Footballs or away from Footballs?
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 No.1178

>>1171
The sun is a giant football, and from within the power that is vested thee this football hatch. For this football is also a egg. A egg of football. From this amalgamation of both football and egg will birth a new age called The Big Bang, but more like a kick. The Big Kick actually (the big bang title is reserved for when John Elway does the hanky panky with his with waifu, which he doesn't as he is pure), a really big kick by the way. The biggest kick you and the entirety of the tri-decca multiplex multiverse will ever see. Such a field goal it will be that the tri-decca multiplex multiverse will die, then be reborn again as the footballverse.

 No.1189

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>>1171
>>1177
>>1178
I the stars and planets really were composed of football, then that would indeed make John Elway the father of the father of the Sun, Moon, and stars.
Another thing one might notice is that the path that our solar system's planets follow around the sun is ovular in nature: it resembles not only the shape of a football, but that of a football field as well. This is caused by the gravitational "flick" effect, the spacial equivalent of a quarterback receiving a football and casting it back across a field. The act of moving the football back and fourth across the field is a reenactment of John Elway's revelation of the notions of footballic harmony.
Like the ancient denbtniggers once wrote:
"Of John Elway we are told that he was the first to understand, by diligent attention and observation, the movement of both the sun and the moon and the other footballs, and the seasons as well, in that they are caused by these footballs, and to make these facts known to others; and that for this reason he was called the father of these footballs, since he had begotten, so to speak, the speculation about them and their nature."

 No.1258

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>>1189
But if footballs are the fundamental particle from which all existence is built, AND the entire cosmos is its self a Football, AND John Elway was the first to conceive and understand Football and is therefore the father and progenitor of Football, then naturally John Elway is Football and Football is John Elway.
The question that springs to me then, is:
How can there ever have been a time at which John Elway, whether in the form of Man or Football (its self a polarized duality!) did NOT exist?

 No.1702

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Setting John Elway aside for a moment, one cannot neglect the third phase of Football. There is Football and Footballs, there is John Elway, and there is the Denver Broncos. No individual Bronco is themselves Football, they are but a piece of a whole Football, and that Football is John Elway. If all the Denver Broncos got together, would they be Football? Of course! It is through this method that the Denver Broncos came to manifest! How else do you think John Elway was able to spread Footballs throughout the cosmos?
So completes the Bowly Trinity:
John Elway the Father
Football the Son
The Denver Broncos the Hoovy Spirit
Merry Equestrian

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I agree, existential dilemmas are fucking weird. You know what else is weird? The fact that there are still people on this earth who don't bow down and worship the almighty majesty of Denver Broncos quarterback John Elway.

John Elway was born in December over 1000 years ago, in a time before there was time, because football is time and this was a time without football. It was a dark time, obviously, since football is light and light is friendship and friendship is magic.

Then, Dan Reeves did befriend and seduce the Lady Dash, and came inside her, and she burst forth a football, who was the football for all time, John Elway. And John Elway did proclaim himself to be football and exploded into football and then there was football for all time.

Praise Jesus Christ and Praise Football (praise football). Praise American.



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 No.302[Reply]

Mods are asleep, post rare Shalits.
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 No.333

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>>329

can gene shalits beard live without him

 No.334

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>>333
CHECKED

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 No.1740[Reply]

Have you ever unironically wondered what it would be like to have Gene Shalit lick your butthole?

 No.1741

Don't we already have another thread about this?

 No.1742

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>>1741
Shhhh, of course we don't. All content on this board is original and relevant.

 No.1748

The warmth of his breath would be felt on your butthole, followed by soft tickles from his mustache and a sudden soft, warm sensation would fondle your most privated area, making you instinctively flinch; The soft tickles of his moustache on your skin and his skilled tongue toying with your hole are to much for you to resist, you give up to the pleasure, resting your chest on the matress, letting a soft moan escape. He now stick his tongue in, leaving your hole gaping, asking for more.

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 No.2942[Reply]

What the title says. Also we post the most degenerate thing we do, not a list of degenerate things we do irl. And I posted this here on /sp/ since this isn't political enough I feel for /mlpol/.

Here goes mine:

> I wear tights in private since they are comfy as fuck and I have a fetish for them however I only wear them in private and I'm not a trap nor a cross-dresser.
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 No.2969

I wath anime sometimes without the lights on.

 No.2970

>>2969
I bet you sit less than one foot away from the TV as well. Enjoy going blind you degenerate faggot.

 No.3034

>>2969
This is of the utmost degeneracy. You should feel ashamed of yourself!

 No.3035

I sometimes rp as a fag, it's too easy to get dem homos horny.

 No.3036

>>3035
That's pretty gay, m8…



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 No.2844[Reply]

POST EM

 No.2845

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>>2844
>Not dumping first.
Come on, m8. This isn't /r/…

 No.2846

>>2845
Can the pink one steal Milky's crotchtits gimmick? The artist hasn't made any lactation content in months, he's too busy "Canonizing" well-paying OCs and "Ironically mocking" how badly he sold out.

 No.2847

>>2846
>steal
Both Milky and Bundle could encompass lactation niches, although Bundle's lactation is due to pregnancy.

 No.2848

>>2844
OP, so help me, I'm not posting any more until you dump. You can remote-upload up to five files at once, so fucking find something.

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 No.2288[Reply]

>YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH HOLDER'S BOULDER, ANON

 No.2515

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JUST TRY TO STOP ME

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iwtcilp



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 No.2507[Reply]

THIS IS MY THIRD THREAD ANON

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 No.3019

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iwtciss



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 No.2313[Reply]

FIRE IN DAS HOLE ANON!

 No.2920

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I would fire in her hole , if you know what I mean.

 No.2994

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>>2920
IWTFIAH



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 No.88[Reply]

SIEG HEIL
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… Really though..

 No.2413

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>>88
IT IS A SIGN

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IWTCIAH



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 No.2891[Reply]

ANON I'M A PICKLE
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 No.2913

>>2912
Can I save this one to?

 No.2977

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Cleaned

 No.2978

>>2977
about time you cleaned that filthy pickle of yours

 No.2979

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That's right, Candyass! Go! Go and play with your pickle!



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 No.2297[Reply]

>GIVE ME SOME MORE MENTATS, ANON. I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK.
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 No.2971

>>2948
IMO it should be bethesda begging for no more content to be added because they can't it.

 No.2972

>>2971
can't handle it*

 No.2974

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>>2948
Ah, fuck. I remember how hyped I was for Fallout 4, then I remember how disappointed I was afterwards.

 No.2975

>>2974
I know that feel

 No.2976

>>2974
>>2975
>Bethesda
>Expecting anything more than a steaming pile of shit
I have never liked any of their games. Without the mods they wouldn't be worth playing at all. Even with the mods, you need at least a couple of dozen to make it playable.



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