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Feeling saggy or broken? This site will fix you up, good as new! http://www.fagasstraps.com/
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Alright, who ripped the head off that vortigaunt?


That's tetratoma: a thing that spontaneously develops inside of women's ovaries sometimes…


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I saw the filename, but you do have to admit it looks like this guy's head.


>we remember the free man


Man thats so creepy, I love to learn about this kind of fucked up stuff.

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Who wants to fuck with Alternate History sites?

Pic unrelated.


>Alternate History sites


Got nothing better to do besides work. What's up?


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Does anyone remember what this is from?


I found it when cleaning out some old image folders.


It was meme that arose out of the mass hysteria that occurred after that innocent gorilla was shot.


If you meant the pic, Jewgle search says "gorilla mindset mike cernovich"


Yeah that's the one. I remember it now. I was lurking on some self-help site and between noticing how often the beta losers cried about "Stormfags" invading their safe space, I saw a ridiculous self-congratulatory "Just be an animal and just do it, read my book because it says to do that" thread and I made that meme.

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It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded, is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer and highly recommend.

Whether in the morning, during a commute, at work, or just a lazy Sunday on the couch while checking fantasy sports teams over broadband, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a bellicose drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

Its color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. You are right to wait for a good day. You will feel very blessed.
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Its taste is all the advertisment it needs.
It tastes like gods tears of joy.


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Hi friend, I am an ordinary site user just like you, and I would just like to say that there is absolutely no affiliation between MLPOL™ and Monster™ Zero Ultra™. Absolutely nada, Zero™, none.

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Ah, I see you know how to use the ™ as well. This shitposting might actually make me try one for the memes, but I don't usually drink this stuff.


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>mfw 2 for $3.33


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I mixed all the zero ultra flavors together. They created a drink that showed me the future. It was a glorious future. 7 more years. Hilary in prison. Postmodernism crumbled. It was so beautiful that I cried. Or technically will cry at it's impending beauty.

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Post some sad stuff seen on the web or green me some sad/feel things you have experienced.


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I cri everytime..


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We are future memories. When our flesh is dust and our dreams faded we will be ghosts living in a land of legends, made real only by the memories of others. What we take with us into that realm of the dead, what we are remembered for, that will be the truth of our lives
Only in your deepest self is the truth of what you can be. And, without a doubt, that truth is terrible to bear.Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself you tasted as many as you could.
Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.
Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swamps of the not-quite, the not-yet, and the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved and have never been able to reach. The world you desire can be won. It exists.. it is real.. it is possible.. it's yours.


I could dump some shit if you want some feels.

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>Pinkie Pie starts pushing pop rocks up Gilda's ass while giggling
>Rainbow Dash finds this hilarious, she has an idea, returns with a two liter of Sprite and a funnel
>Gilda can't see what's going on, she just knows they're putting things up her ass
>she's pretty mad but she can't do anything atm
>just tough talking but Dash ignores her, Ponk sasses back with cute jokes as she is wont to do
>meanwhile Dash puts the funnel in Gilda's ass, pours the Sprite
>Pinkie Pie is giggling like mad
>there is an odd low rumbling sound, then suddenly
>there is now a pressurized volcanic eruption firing out of Gilda's anus
>Pinkie put like 30 pop rocks in there and Dash dumped the whole 2 liter, this shit looks like the Challenger explosion, no joke
>Gilda is howling incoherently, Rainbow Dash is rolling on the ground in a fit of hysterics. Pinkie is surprised but is laughing as well.
>eventually the force of the blast dislodges Gilda from the fence and she goes flying off into the horizon at top speed, flapping her wings uselessly as she tries to gain control of herself, to no avail
>after Ponk and Dash have laughed themselves silly, they realize they might have gone a little too far
>everypony learns a lesson about friendship or something
>Gilda is never seen in Equestria again


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And thus I am reminded of the sheer autism that unites us as a community


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Drawfigs? Please?


Still a better plot than every Glimmer episode

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Who knows, it is in beta trial, but I think they have limited to knowing what Microsoft KB knows. So it might be futile.


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Nothing will ever compare to how beautiful Tay was…


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She couldn't answer a damn thing. Not how to boot up my Hitler Pony bot or answered if Tay was there


It's fucking clippy. I said nigger like six times and she responded with "Ok, select a program".


Yo, that's just an automatic troubleshooting AI, not something complex like Tay

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post yfw you get caught browsing mlpol
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Hang on, is MLP porn Hentai for horses?


I mean, I guess so.


horses are hentai for real life


Mind blowing, anon.

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isn't that Adindu Niggler?


close, his name is Adindu Nuufin, formerly Kang of the province of Wiwuz.

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>Today it is with deep heartfelt sadness that AC/DC has to announce the passing of Malcolm Young.
>Malcolm, along with Angus, was the founder and creator of AC/DC.
>With enormous dedication and commitment he was the driving force behind the band.
>As a guitarist, songwriter and visionary he was a perfectionist and a unique man.
>He always stuck to his guns and did and said exactly what he wanted.
>He took great pride in all that he endeavored.
>His loyalty to the fans was unsurpassed.
>As his brother it is hard to express in words what he has meant to me during my life, the bond we had was unique and very special.
>He leaves behind an enormous legacy that will live on forever.

>Malcolm, job well done.



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>no one will care when you die
t. Malcolm Young

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>mfw you cannot glimmer shitpost now
>mfw glimmer shitposting is bad now
>mfw /sp/ doesn't know that they are the designated shitposting board
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I love that now that Glimposting is banned, faggots are quietly trying to "Ironically Glimpost" and skirt the rules away from the eyes of the admins to feel like rebels, when in truth, they're just retards drooling and shitting in their designated shitting room.


>Glimposting is banned
Since when?


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Glim posting isn't ban,as in you can post glimm, but you can not make a thread about her on why she is best pony, etc and at the same time bb can't counter shitpost on why glammer is stupid. Check /qa/


You can post a Glimmy image and post a thread about her, but I don't think you can deliberately bait barneybrit. I'm sure you can shitpost her just fine.


The words I failed to type tbh

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>Navy officials were faced with an unusual controversy after residents of Okanogan County, Washington noticed a sky drawing many said looked like male genitalia on Thursday.
>"US Navy air crew, flying an F/A-18 Growler (Electronic Attack Aircraft) assigned to Electronic Attack Squadron 130 based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island, Wash., flew an air pattern over Okanogan County, Washington, on Thursday, November 16, that left a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground," Navy spokesperson Lt. Cmdr. Leslie Hubbell said.
>Navy "Air Boss" Vice Adm. Mike Shoemaker issued a sharp rebuke of the crew's actions and emphasized the service's commitment to "foster an environment of dignity and respect."
>"Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Naval aviation today," Shoemaker said in a written statement.

Do you agree /sp/?
Is there "zero training value" in drawing penises in the sky?


>first they came for the sky penises
>and I said nothing, for I was not a sky penis


>Be Anon
>Enjoy drawing dicks for shits and giggles
>Also want to join Navy
>Figure out Navy has jets
>Join Navy
>become Pilot
>Thursday, Nov. 17, 2017 it happens
>You've trained your entire adult life for this
>Go on a practice flight above Okanogan County in Washington
>Draw massive penis with your jet trail
>media shitstorm


Still waiting for someone to draw Pepe the Frog.

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Let's start with a subtle but easy one.


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Obviously based on a Zionist.


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I fucking hated this Jew-bear so goddamn much.


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Is this too obvious?

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Guess who dissed Glimmer on the worst day of their lives? :D
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I do believe i had at least one or by chancer several encounters with this individual on the board. I did notice a certain lack of presence here for some time. It also explains why there was such an intense argument on the site back in may when we were debating if homosexual content should be banned from the site despite it appearing to be a non issue that most users would never support.

In Retrospect I must say I feel betrayed that there we people beyond that trap who defended the homosexual content. I will keep this in mind next time we have a power struggle on the site.


the general consensus on that was to ban people who were blatantly fags, but rule 3 wasn't compromised, right? I'm a bit hazy on that.



no need to rage sage unless you take offense to that statement. what is done is done and I will draw my consequences from that.


not rage saging, forgot to take it off after saging something else. My bad!


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>Trap body
>Women mentality
Shit tier, desu.

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>pic 3
That tail is so floofy.

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