/sp/ - Football

>>25786
No doubt you're aware, but there is a balance of rustled jimmies. If you rustle too many they'll start to come for your head (personal life). Do you have a way to balance it, or do you not care whether or not they go after you? I'm interested to hear your approach given that openly being a furry essentially puts you on hard mode.

>>25788
>there's a balance of rustled jimmies
One I intend to test, yes
>they'll come for you
I hope they do, there's an assortment of arms (of both kinds) who would enjoy it
For opsec reasons, I can't explain my confidence, but it's quite priced in.

Understand, I'm on speaking terms with the local sheriff. There's been mention of "pissing off liberals, and getting the swat team" called

>>25789
Kek you're quickly becoming my favorite poster, it never ends with you. When you make the leap to YouTube will you plug your channel on here and /trash/ or do you want to build it from the ground up with no shilling whatsoever?

>>25791
>it never ends with you
<Ye 'ave naur idear
>plugging myself, the site, /trash/ etc
I doubt that will be necessary. Those who are savvy will find their way, and I imagine KiwiFarms and others will get involved, just cuz it will be funny (even if you're laughing at, rather than along with)

I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm probably the first (aspiring) lolcow with the presence of mind to OP their own indictment far-enough in advance that no one can really complain even.

>>25792
I'll keep an eye out for it. Do remember to get around to pierogi, I need it.
>>25793
You may be more autistic than me.

>>25794
Pierogi is guaranteed. I'd be doing it already if my brothers hadn't eaten all the Oxtail bolognese

This is something I'll go into detail in during my content, but you don't just "Make" and then "Serve" a sauce.
Have you ever had leftovers? Huh, tasted better didn't it? Thats cause sauces have to marry. 1 day is good, but for tomato/meat-sauces, you need 3-5 days. Like, a day before it goes bad. You want residual fermentation, you want the sugars to start breaking down and shit,....

So when these niggers ate the fuckign bolognese,... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25794
>You may be more autistic than me
Its a mix of autism and sociopathy; this isn't the sort of plan/aspiration/agenda that a 'well adjusted' person would look at and think "That's a good idea!".

I am NOW back on track with the oxtail bolognese. This may sound retarded, but understand the timeframe.
The Bolognese in question takes about 12 to 14 hours to cook. Okay, so like a brisket or something?
No. Because with a brisket you don't need passata (tomato sauce); why does that matter? Because when you make passata it takes 3 days for the flavors to properly blend, and it will take another 2-3 days for the Bolognese to blend, assuming one ISN'T being silly and letting the smoked bell peppers sit for 2 days (which, of course I am).
And I'm the only one with keys to the house Im doing all my cooking in

The harrowing aspect of it all is that even if I land ALL the sauces, I only have basically one shot at the lasagna preparation, and I know of no more ambitious of one than what I have in mind. If I fuck up the lasagna prep, that will set me back a month.
But I won't fail, I'm scared of what happens when it works
https://youtu.be/i8CqSKbsJ98?si=z8z_hmrfBEe761aF

On the docket for today, $50 worth of cheese

Many moons ago when growing up, there was the annual country fair, as with most places.
My friends and I, never more than a dozen at a time, engaged in a practice of "Fair Ninjas". Since all fairs have cheap plastic ninja swords, all participants would acquire 1 (2 if you weren't a bitch and had been maintaining your training - most of us were martial artists). We would flit through the crowd, hyper-vigilant, looking for other ninjas to kill, dramatically. No actual fights broke out, though the police were involved in several incidents (no arrests). The objective was to try and get stealth kills, where the other ninja only learned that they were getting owned when a plastic blade poked them in the back. I'm the only one who managed a throat-slit kill, but I digress.
The point of mention is that having 'mission objectives' above and beyond being at a place and doing the normal things can be alot of fun

The come-down from the fentanyl, like a brother's unexpressed emotions, will never die. The fentanyl dependency is buried deep within the most ridiculed aspects of a brother's heart.

>>25876
Hearty kek. We also would have accepted "Nigmund Freud."

>>25876
>>25877
Agreed, well memed