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 No.2225[Reply]

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 No.2914

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>tfw she fooled me for more than a week
Well played, Chrysalis.

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 No.2741[Reply]

post ponies getting penetrated non-consensually
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 No.3113

>>3103
honestly it makes it harder for me to get off, when i think of rape i want it to be violating and painful

 No.3114

>>3113
Rape isn't exactly my thing usually, but I do agree with that: it's just annoyingly unrealistic in such a way that it simply kills the feeling, be it erotic or dramatic.
Rape is an ugly thing: all the softcore "Oh no! I've been caught by surprise!" fantasy stuff that's so common in drawn pornography is all just a load of horseshit. It kills any boner I would've had for it.

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>>3113
same, a lot of artists are fags though.

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>>2742
>>2744
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



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 No.3279[Reply]

Do you think you're an expert on boardball? I've got a challenge/game/puzzle for you.

You are looking for a general on a particular board with 10 pages. You cannot view the catalog because exposure to {such condensed cancer,the nonfree javascript,INSERT_REASON_HERE} would taint your purity.

In what order do you look through the pages to minimize the amount of pages you need to look through before finding the general you were looking for?

Unacceptable:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (you'll miss it when it gets bumped)
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 … (USAfags need not apply)

 No.3285

I'm a scrub who uses the catalog, I don't have this problem.

 No.3294

Welp it all depends on the generals popularity and how much time has passed since the last bump I guess.
Other way it would be a shot in the dark to try and guess exactly in which page the general is..
If you skip one page (1,3,5,7..) you have 50% chance of getting the thread looking at only 50% of the pages
Skipping 2 pages (1,4,7..) your chances of finding the thread are too small.
Jumping to random pages just makes it even harder to find the thread.

The right thing to do would be to calculate how much threads where created afther the last bump of the desired thread and also how many older threads where bumped.
With this info you can calculate exactly at which page the thread is in the current time.



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last batch

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bump because we need more comfy



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 No.2601[Reply]

>BYE ANON

Due to recent complaints, site staff is requesting that people cool it a little on the Hi Anon threads, it's starting to eat up space and annoy people. This is not a new rule nor are we banning the meme, we're just requesting that the anons who are making the threads ease up on it a bit out of consideration for the rest of the board's users.

If you want to read a long autistic explanation of the reasoning behind this move, you may do so here:
>>>/qa/3005
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 No.2870

>>2869
I guess I outta take it upon myself to try and make some OC…

 No.2880

>>2868
>>2870
just throwing this out there as a wild and crazy idea, but why don't you create some OC…about something OTHER than "Hi Anon"?

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HI ANON is a low quality meme, its just a pony face intended for spam. I say it should have stripped all its meme rights away and be thrown into the shitposting concentration camp.

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Is this order still in effect.
Even if it were, we've already burned through most of the existing "hi Anon" pics that could be posted anyway.

 No.3291

>>3278
I don't really care that much I guess, the board is slow anyway. It's more of a guideline than an order, really. Just please don't fill the entire catalog up with this shit, that's all I ask.



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 No.3141[Reply]

>just heard loud bang and saw a flash from the drunk neighbors house
So hows your night guys?
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>>3141
Doing pretty good. Sitting at home after a long day at work getting ready for bed to go to work again tomorrow. LIVING THE DREAM

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>>3148
>Being a wagecuck

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>>3149
>Being a homeowner :^)

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>>3150
You can just save up for a home with gibs

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>>3151
What country do you live in?



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Hey Mlpol, are any anons in the pacific northwest aware of the Okanogan Family Faire, aka "Barter-Faire"? Anyone planning on going?
http://okanoganfamilyfaire.net/

Its essentially an anacho-capitalist township of about 10-15k attendees who bring all sorts of self-made merchandise, crafts, resources, drugs, all in a festival-type camping atmosphere of revelry and utilitarian exchange of all manner of goods for the like.


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 No.3172[Reply]

What happens when we die /sp/?

 No.3173

We return to the Football.

 No.3174

>>3172
Irrelevant. I really couldn't care, I have way too much to do with the time I have.
>FPBP

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>>3173
>We return to the Football.
holy shit



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 No.3107[Reply]

>Hi Anon, I've sold you and your family as sex slaves to niggers!
Wat do?

 No.3152

>rarara is holding a gun
>ponies aren't equipped to use guns
>no magic stuff on it either
take the gun with my superior human strength, and threaten to use it with my superior human ability should my demands not be met.

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>>3152
How do you know she's the one holding the gun

 No.3170

>>3169
>not him
The picture would be even dumber if that were the case



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 No.3167[Reply]

FUCK YOU OWL. I FUCKING HATE YOUR SHIT. YOU HEAR ME NIGGER I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, YOU FUCK. GOD DAMN I HATE YOU. FAGGOT OWL. FUCK.


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 No.3166[Reply]

It was high time that I checked into a motel. I had been sleeping soundly for nearly an hour and a half when I was to be awakened by the sound of snoring. Having checked in alone, you can imagine my surprise, for in the bed next to me was a man who had fallen asleep…FULLY CLOTHED.

I got out of my bed and walked to the foot of his. His shirt, shoes, pants…his belt was pulled tight, confining him. I couldn't bear it, so I proceeded to remove his shoes, revealing, to my surprise, the GREY DOSSIER. I was not fearful. On the contrary; he needed help and by God that's what I gave him.

I reached for the complimentary bucket of ice on the bureau, and in pouring the ice on the stagnant dress socks a sudden steam began to rise. I took several steps backward, for it was at that point that I began to feel nervous.


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Shmimmy
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 No.3160

>>3159
That's how she knows your waifu loves you.

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>>3160
this

 No.3163

Dice rollRolled 20

>>3162
>>3160
aww i love he too

 No.3164

>rolled 20
Dice confirm

 No.3165

>>3154
thanks ShimSham, you are good human/poner.



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 No.3108[Reply]

Youtube will soon only have 1 video on the whole site that is played permanently 24/7 until the servers are taken offline. Post your pick for the eternal video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2vrzX3Eijc

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>>3108
Loving the vid. This is a good pick.

 No.3120

>youtube just become ytp again

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 No.3156

>>3153
Not put nigger in the vid.



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 No.3021[Reply]

For me it is flashbacks to degenerate porn I watched.
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 No.3048

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You know what keeps me up all night? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

 No.3054

The comming collapse

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>>3054
It won't happen. It never does.

 No.3058

>>3055
first time for everything

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>>3055
It will, but we will probably be middle aged by the time it does.



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 No.255[Reply]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John Elway, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-hooves who spend every second of their day not being football. You are everything non-football in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any horse pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities about not being the entirety of football, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than when the Earth was void and without form, and there was no football, because it had not yet been created by me, John Elway.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m the alpha and the omega, also known as Scootie Puff Sr., the Doom Bringer. I was the inventor of Football, and the creator of the Denver Broncos. What sports have you created, other than “not football”? I also traveled through time to father myself, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO oats). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

 No.3052

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Let me tell you why that's bullshit:

JOHN ELWAY.

You see, John Elway wasn't always football. There was a time when John Elway was only 29, maybe 33% football. However when the Lord Jesus Christ called him on the phone and said John Elway you need to be 100% football, do you know what he did? Do you think he just laid down and sucked his thumb and cried the way you probably would you pussy? No, fuck no. John Elway took the fucking call and answered.

John Elway was always the man to become football. John Elway was sired by Dan Reeves, born of Rainbow Dash, conceived in fire, Master of Football, Lord of the Denver Broncos now and Forever.

In the Name of Jesus Christ and God Bless American.



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