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Yea, for the Denver Broncos are Football Now and Forever
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So, this is a thing that's going around and apparently has been backed by a lot of people. What's to make of it?


As long as it makes leftist screech autistically it will be fun. And if it leads to comic books added to ADFs list of "stuff racist do" it will be a bonus.


That's what I been hearing. Although, VoxDay is a pretty stupid cuck.


I have to admit that I don't know anything about VoxDay, but we can hope he inspires others to also make comic books. Would be nice if we got a (new) redpilled revival of comics.


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Does anyone ever wonder what the story is behind some of the pics you see on imageboards? Like, what happened here? Obviously she dropped the spaghetti sauce, you don't need to be a detective to figure that one out. Perhaps she tripped over the cat. Perhaps she was carrying the spaghetti sauce from the stove to the counter, in order to apply the sauce to the pasta, when suddenly Mittens appears out of nowhere and begins to run circles around her legs, causing her to trip and spill an entire meal's worth of spaghetti sauce all over her nice, clean low-grade linoleum floor.

It obviously upset her, so she sits down on the floor and sobs helplessly. Then, in comes her husband, who, rather than rushing to help or console her, or even maybe get her a mop so she can get started on cleaning up the mess she made, he takes his phone out and snaps a picture.

Who are these people? What must their married life be like? Is this woman clinically depressed because she has an uncaring husband who photographs all of her most embarrassing moments? Does it bother her that Mittens the cat, who just moments ago ruined a perfectly good meal, and whose companionship is likely her only source of comfort in such times, clearly does not give two fucks about the mess he just made, and is instead focusing his attention on figuring out how to retrieve the lost meatball from under the refrigerator?

It boggles the mind, /sp/. It boggles the mind.



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i dont know why but this picture made me laugh heartyly. I guess it shows the average problem solving capabilities of the current year western woman. Sit down on the floor, cry, pity yourself and let someone else clean up your mess. In this case, Inspector Cat.

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Hugh Hefner dead: Playboy founder was 91
>Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, who helped usher in the 1960s sexual revolution with his groundbreaking men's magazine and built a business empire around his libertine lifestyle, died on Wednesday at the age of 91, Playboy Enterprises said.

>"I'm never going to grow up," Hefner said in a CNN interview when he was 82. "Staying young is what it is all about for me. Holding on to the boy and long ago I decided that age really didn't matter and as long as the ladies … feel the same way, that's fine with me."



my sincere respects for the man. a legend has fallen


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I'm conflicted on this. He was undeniably cool and pissed off femishits but that (((sexual revolution))) part…

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What are /sp/'s views on ejaculation inside of a rainbow colored cartoon horse? I'm for it, personally.
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With that sense of taste, it was probably just Zald.


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first one's bretty gud, second could be better.


Traps are gay


Just look at that deliciously pink boipussy.

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by who?


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>Not knowing who


Yes, and yes.


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Fuck your chocolate milk anon.
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Nope fuck this, im going back to the belif that bronies belong on a Cross




Illiterate philistine. I'll have you on the cross.


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Im with you SPQR anon


Are you the same anon who was posting that image of Twilight with the knife in her neck, and kept adding more and more knives, during the /qa/ raid?

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Post things that cheer you up.
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This always puts a smile on my face whenever I'm feeling low.


Found the original for the second vid. I find it funny that the pony version is 100x less degenerate.




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I can't think of any other pony that has them.
… What did the artists mean by this?


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You know what's ALSO weird? That John Elway can be the greatest man alive, AND Football at the same time.

Once John Elway threw a hail mary from Canterlot to the Crystal Empire, and while he was there they tried to trade the Crystal Heart for Football but were denied because there is only one of those and there is the grand multitude of Footballs. The Crystal Pones offered up Candy-ass as a bribe, but John Elway came outta Rainbow Dash so he said "Offensive Foul" and so they all had to move the border of the Empire back 15 yards.


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shes misappropriating their culture and should check her earth pony privilege.


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>earth pony privilege


Something about rocks, probably.

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Do you know what I like about Starlight Glimmer?
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You'll never learn if you don't read. You'll never understand why opposition if you don't listen to it.

After all, if rational arguments and explanations don't work on you, what other ways are there to make you think?




No one calls you that tho.


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I've been referring to you as Britchan.


Poochie a shit

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byll bosby


He dindu nuffin.

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I wonder how expensive books must be in Equestria. I can't imagine the paper industry to be that advanced..


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Fucking magic. Poochie materialized 6 books out of nowhere in the space of like 20 seconds this season.


Yeah, but not all ponies are poochie…
Also, you still have to read books just to get to that level.


Not for specialised magic. If you think about a cutie mark as a trade, then a scholarly cutie mark like Twi's and Glim's is a jack of all trades.

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Will the father of football John Elway forgive me for playing as a Nose Guard when I played high school football? I just wanted to put the faggot Centers and Running backs in their places, I meant no harm to the quarterbacks, honest.
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Is playing soccer a forgivable offence?


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>not even calling it Futbol


What do you think I meant by the Pit of Eternal Not Football?


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… This is supposed to be Thunder, right..?!

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"Its Miranda!"


That was meant to be reference to snekpone designs.
Which of >>2414 would you prefer?


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Is it weird that I want to see an airplane where all of the "NO STEP" warnings have been replaced with assorted Gadsden flag memes?


I feel like it might just encourage idiots to do it.. Not that I care about said idiots, but it'd be a liability for the airline…


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b-but muh brand recognition


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Mein gott you're right


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I was actually autistic enough to sit and reason the whole thing out on paper. It's a legit puzzle and there is only one correct solution.

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Each pony is either telling the truth or lying. Here is the information we could assume to be fact in the case of each pony’s statement being either true or false:

if twilight == true, twilight did not eat dessert.
if twilight == false Twilight ate it

if fluttershy == true, Rainbow Dash ate it
if fluttershy == false, Rainbow Dash did not eat it

if Rainbow Dash == true, Rainbow Dash did not eat it
if Rainbow Dash == false, Rainbow Dash ate it

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That's a hell of a lot of text to justify the answer to a simple puzzle. Did Hasbro expect little girls to write full-on essays for their free movie ticket?
That said, I can't find any fault with your logic. You win, anon. now pick apart the other two.


>Did Hasbro expect little girls to write full-on essays for their free movie ticket?
Hey, if the kikes want more women in tech, this is the kind of shit they'll have to be able to figure out. I'd make my daughter write her answer in pseudocode and tell her if she gets it wrong I'm going to take her college fund and blow it at a pony convention.

My answer to Puzzle 2:

The pattern seems to have the ponies appear in repeating groups in a sequential order, which goes:

Pony 1, Pony 2, Pony 2, Pony 3 | Pony 2, Pony 3, Pony 3, Pony 4 | Pony 3, Pony 4, Pony 4, Pony 5, etc. Basically, it displays a set of one first pony, two second ponies, and a third pony. Then, it displays a new set, starting with the second pony from the first set, progressing thusly in sequential order. The order of the ponies is Rarity=1, Twilight=2, Flutterbutts=3, Ponk=4, Rainbow Dash=5. Also, I'm starting to genuinely wonder where AJ is in all of these, she's been conspicuously absent from both puzzles. Is this supposed to be some kind of Saw type scenario, where she has her friends held captive in some sort of weird murder/rape dungeon, and is forcing them to solve puzzles in order to earn their freedom and also a free movie ticket? Because that would be pretty hot.

Anyway, the solution is as follows:
1. Fluttershy (B)
2. Dash (C)
Pattern is RaRa, Twi, Twi, Flutters | Twi, Flutters, Flutters, Ponk | Flutters, Ponk, Ponk, Dash | Ponk, Dash Dash, …

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You know what I desire? John Elway.

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.

However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.

Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.
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I'm using this.


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Use this one instead
>maker's eye




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>last time I swear, autism disengaged, best ver tho


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