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File: 1511541987621.png (595.81 KB, 678x1024, 1497977479847.png)

 No.5258[Reply]

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5807a50314d48

It looks wrong on a human, but I bet it'd look hot on a pony. Anyone got any porn where ponies do things like this?

Pic unrelated but I'd love seeing this mare shoot out ping pong balls from her marehood like a machine gun.
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 No.5261

>>5260
Have to say I don't know how to best search derpibooru, but here is one way.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=on%20back%20spreading%20pussy%20presenting%20solo%20site:derpibooru.org

 No.5262

>>5260
>20% cooker
wat

 No.5263

>>5262
Ah sorry I meant cooler, it's the damn autocorrect.
Twentypercentcooler dot net, it's a small pony porn site.

 No.5276

>>5263
e621 purged all its paid content, even the private folder stuff and the stuff a few months/years old, is there a booru where that stuff was saved?

 No.5368

>>5258
Well, you posted this, so there you go


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 No.5045[Reply]

ey, ever slapped a mare by the pussy? aye, no one slaps pussy better than me. i'm the best at pussy slapping.
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 No.5060

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>>5055
HERESY!

 No.5069

>>5060
kek

 No.5358

the pussy is best slapped when the mare is unaware. Best reaction

 No.5359

>>5358
anybody got any gifs of this sort of thing?

 No.5360

>>5358
She kicks you in the head?


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 No.5303[Reply]

I was browsing the imageboards and came across this image with this file name. It was posted with the following message "We can go deeper anon, I require Your aid.
Anyone know where it is from? I tried reverse image search and got nothing. Searched insog university, insog, and originamgami got nothing.
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 No.5348

File: 1512507378359.jpg (1.3 MB, 800x600, originamgami edit.jpg)

>>5309
Played with the levels a bit. Is this what should be happening?
>>5306
>Try opening the image on notepad and see if there is any hidden code whiting the image.
What should I be looking for in the notepad. All I saw was a bunch of symbols.

 No.5349

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>>5348
Well im on phone but I tried some basic stuff and got this.
Seeing it was posted in R9K first, this might just be a troll.

 No.5350

>>5349
kek how did you get that?

 No.5351

>>5350
Well I just converted insog to it's respective alphabet numbers to see if I got anything to work with.
So afther some failed tries at making.sense of it, I just googled it, it's the coordinates for chad.
You could say, Chad University is looking for members, which makes sense taking into account the original thread this appeared on.

 No.5352

>>5351
well that is disappointing. I was kind of hoping there would be a hidden file in there or something.


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 No.5313[Reply]

Steven Universe: A bad show made by awful people for a garbage fanbase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlzl0gUdb3I

throwaway hatemail blog for the video
https://stevenuniversefansshoulddie.tumblr.com/

CAUTION - Video creator is a self-admitted jew
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 No.5319

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>>5315

https://youtu.be/j38aX4JxINQ?t=25m11s

now i understand why you linked this, quality stuff /)
who would have guessed the guy would put a full lenght natsoc /pol/ webm into his video unironically

 No.5320

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>>5314
>tfw Little Witch Academia is now like MLP and is already past its prime
>tfw the ride wil never end

 No.5321

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>>5314
>I didn't even get on the ride and the park is closing.

 No.5342

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>>5316
I think I'm getting better at detecting Jews. Because I dont even need to do a background check on him… Her? It.
>large nose
>curly hair
>large earlobes
>Pointy chin

>Mfw I can spot a Jew based on appearance.

 No.5343

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>>5342

possible if not very likely. Rebecca Sugar is the Poster Boy of Amerimutts. It's like the meme was cut out after it's face.


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 No.5332[Reply]

Post more football!

 No.5333

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>>5332
This

 No.5335

File: 1512340763774.png (1.06 MB, 1460x865, fobdal.png)


 No.5336

>>5333
>everyone keeps reposting the half-assed pic I drew that day
I guess I'll have to draw some more then

 No.5337

>>5336
it's a bretty gud pic anon


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 No.5307[Reply]

Archived Stream (Peterson Question is around 01:34:30)
https://youtu.be/OP-Xh5xiHYw

cropped Peterson section + comment salt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNgkvcMJ8O0

Jim pulls out the water hose on the festing Peterson Drama
https://youtu.be/4iFi4p4QC44

TLDR
Mister Metokur was randomly questioned during stream if he likes Peterson, he said no and roasted him, Peterson fans are flipping their shit for Jim having illegal opinions. Drama ensues. Enjoy.

 No.5310

>>5307
All of this drama is overblown. So Internet Aristocrat pokes fun at Jordan Peterson, so what? Is that really worth the autistic rage? If this dude made cracks about /mlpol/ no one here would sperg out about it.

 No.5311

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>>5310

 No.5312

I was actually hoping there was a debate between Metokur and Jordan Peterson, and he managed to BTFO him (which would be surprising since Jim isn't the smartest nor the best at rhetoric.)


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 No.5286[Reply]

Feeling saggy or broken? This site will fix you up, good as new! http://www.fagasstraps.com/
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 No.5288

Alright, who ripped the head off that vortigaunt?

 No.5289

>>5288
That's tetratoma: a thing that spontaneously develops inside of women's ovaries sometimes…

 No.5290

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>>5289
I saw the filename, but you do have to admit it looks like this guy's head.

 No.5291

>>5290
>we remember the free man

 No.5302

>>5289
Man thats so creepy, I love to learn about this kind of fucked up stuff.


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 No.5278[Reply]

Who wants to fuck with Alternate History sites?

Pic unrelated.

 No.5279

>Alternate History sites
Example?

 No.5280

>>5278
Got nothing better to do besides work. What's up?

 No.5281

>>5279
This one's big, egotistical, and potentially hilarious.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Website/AlternateHistoryDotCom
https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/


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 No.790[Reply]

A lesbo thinks I'm Chris chan
What do /sp/?
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 No.5234

>>5157
Did i seriously just watch Chris-Chan dance to Remove Kebab?

 No.5237

>>5232
Yeah, that directTV ad is worth reconsidering.

 No.5257

File: 1511463638822.jpg (75.29 KB, 680x516, Gott Strafe Traps.jpg)

Now heres something funny for your mind to ponder:

Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome (also known as TITS) is an increasingly common condition that occurs when someone is trolled so hard online that they become tranny.

Video on the subject
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW_M3YIsgXE

ED Article
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trolling_Induced_Transsexuality_Syndrome

 No.5264

>>5257
I've always felt that only maybe 1 out of every 50 men calling themselves "trans" is actually suffering from legitimate gender dysphoria. Most of it I think is just another symptom of the whole beta/numale condition. I think that when some men fail at being men, and not just fail but fail spectacularly and in full view of a lot of spectators, they may try to compensate by convincing themselves that this happened because they are actually women trapped in men's bodies. You combine that with the amount of positive(?) attention currently given to transsexuals on the internet, and you end up with guys like Chris Chan. I suspect 100% of the traps who attention whore on 4chan and the like are in the same category.

 No.5275

>>5264
Hit the nail on the head there, pal.

Feminists call themselves "Trans" and "Genderfluid" because they feel manly some days and womanly other days. It's a shallow, ignorant view of what these genders mean, but that's what happens when you believe the cultural marism lie, you end up thinking nothing is more than a single word deep.

It wouldn't surprise me if the feminized boys with no male role models and the self-loathing attention-seeking fugly feminist bitches bought into the "being trans makes you special" lie and thought they could coast through life as a sexy girl/priveleged guy.


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 No.5270[Reply]

Does anyone remember what this is from?

 No.5271

I found it when cleaning out some old image folders.

 No.5272

>>5270
#DicksOutForHarambe
It was meme that arose out of the mass hysteria that occurred after that innocent gorilla was shot.

 No.5273

>>5270
If you meant the pic, Jewgle search says "gorilla mindset mike cernovich"

 No.5274

>>5273
Yeah that's the one. I remember it now. I was lurking on some self-help site and between noticing how often the beta losers cried about "Stormfags" invading their safe space, I saw a ridiculous self-congratulatory "Just be an animal and just do it, read my book because it says to do that" thread and I made that meme.


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 No.4846[Reply]

It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded, is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer and highly recommend.

Whether in the morning, during a commute, at work, or just a lazy Sunday on the couch while checking fantasy sports teams over broadband, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a bellicose drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

Its color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. You are right to wait for a good day. You will feel very blessed.
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 No.4922

>>4921
Its taste is all the advertisment it needs.
It tastes like gods tears of joy.

 No.4927

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>>4921
Hi friend, I am an ordinary site user just like you, and I would just like to say that there is absolutely no affiliation between MLPOL™ and Monster™ Zero Ultra™. Absolutely nada, Zero™, none.

If this thread feels like an advertisement, it is probably because genuine users like you and me just love the crisp, refreshing taste of Monster™ Zero Ultra™ Energy Drinks. It is a lighter tasting, less sweet, citrusy, sparkling refreshment beverage that is great for any occasion, all with zero sugar and zero calories. Whether you are an athlete, an entertainer, or just a regular working man on the go, you can expect Monster™ Zero Ultra™ to deliver that extra boost you need to make it through your day.

So, in summation, I would like to once again state that MLPOL™ is not in any way shape or form being sponsored by the delicious taste of Monster™ Zero Ultra™, nor is this delicious and refreshing product being professionally endorsed by Atlas™, Lotus™, John Elway™, or any other employees of MLPOL-Monster Beverage Inc.™

Instead of probing into this matter further, why not head out to your local retailer and try a can of Monster™ Zero Ultra™, Monster™ Ultra Black™, Monster™ Ultra Violet™, or any of our other exciting flavors?

 No.4928

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>>4927
Ah, I see you know how to use the ™ as well. This shitposting might actually make me try one for the memes, but I don't usually drink this stuff.

 No.5137

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>mfw 2 for $3.33

 No.5256

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I mixed all the zero ultra flavors together. They created a drink that showed me the future. It was a glorious future. 7 more years. Hilary in prison. Postmodernism crumbled. It was so beautiful that I cried. Or technically will cry at it's impending beauty.


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 No.5209[Reply]

Post some sad stuff seen on the web or green me some sad/feel things you have experienced.

 No.5210

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I cri everytime..

 No.5241

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We are future memories. When our flesh is dust and our dreams faded we will be ghosts living in a land of legends, made real only by the memories of others. What we take with us into that realm of the dead, what we are remembered for, that will be the truth of our lives
Only in your deepest self is the truth of what you can be. And, without a doubt, that truth is terrible to bear.Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself you tasted as many as you could.
Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.
Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swamps of the not-quite, the not-yet, and the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved and have never been able to reach. The world you desire can be won. It exists.. it is real.. it is possible.. it's yours.

 No.5255

>>5209
I could dump some shit if you want some feels.


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 No.5243[Reply]

>Pinkie Pie starts pushing pop rocks up Gilda's ass while giggling
>Rainbow Dash finds this hilarious, she has an idea, returns with a two liter of Sprite and a funnel
>Gilda can't see what's going on, she just knows they're putting things up her ass
>she's pretty mad but she can't do anything atm
>just tough talking but Dash ignores her, Ponk sasses back with cute jokes as she is wont to do
>meanwhile Dash puts the funnel in Gilda's ass, pours the Sprite
>Pinkie Pie is giggling like mad
>there is an odd low rumbling sound, then suddenly
>woosh.jpg
>there is now a pressurized volcanic eruption firing out of Gilda's anus
>Pinkie put like 30 pop rocks in there and Dash dumped the whole 2 liter, this shit looks like the Challenger explosion, no joke
>Gilda is howling incoherently, Rainbow Dash is rolling on the ground in a fit of hysterics. Pinkie is surprised but is laughing as well.
>eventually the force of the blast dislodges Gilda from the fence and she goes flying off into the horizon at top speed, flapping her wings uselessly as she tries to gain control of herself, to no avail
>after Ponk and Dash have laughed themselves silly, they realize they might have gone a little too far
>everypony learns a lesson about friendship or something
>Gilda is never seen in Equestria again

 No.5244

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And thus I am reminded of the sheer autism that unites us as a community

 No.5245

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>>5243
10/10

 No.5248

Drawfigs? Please?

 No.5249

Still a better plot than every Glimmer episode


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 No.5224[Reply]


https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/contact/virtual-agent/
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 No.5228

>>5227
Who knows, it is in beta trial, but I think they have limited to knowing what Microsoft KB knows. So it might be futile.

 No.5230

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>>5228
Nothing will ever compare to how beautiful Tay was…
..Unless…

 No.5239

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She couldn't answer a damn thing. Not how to boot up my Hitler Pony bot or answered if Tay was there

 No.5240

It's fucking clippy. I said nigger like six times and she responded with "Ok, select a program".

 No.5242

>>5224
Yo, that's just an automatic troubleshooting AI, not something complex like Tay


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 No.1271[Reply]

CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I AM ANON?
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 No.3930

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>>3880
godspeed, you magnificent bastard!

 No.3931

>>3880
I'll be watching for updates on this project.

 No.3936

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>>3880
>>3880
Good luck Anon we're all routing for you.

 No.3937

>>3880
We trust you anon

 No.5238

>>3880
I am still waiting, is your portal finished?


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