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Is this a sandwich?
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It has been sliced down the middle.
None of those are sandwiches.
Hotdog is a single piece of bread. None of the others are bread or two pieces of bread.


No, this is what happens when you fuck a ponut too hard and it breaks. be gentle with your horse waifu, anon


Cannot unsee this as anal tearing.


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If you really think about it, the bagel has to be the most Jewish food out there. Think about it, the inventors must've been thinking:
>"Oy Herschel, this is a good piece of bread, but it costs twenty cents to make, and that's fah too much!"
>"Yeh you're right, Shlomo, but what're we to do?"
>"What if we just took out the middle and sold it at the same price?"
>"Even these dumb goyim wouldn't fall for dat!'
>"Oh my gahd, dey fell for it!"

I still do love bagels, tbh, even if they aren't good for me.


What is a sandwich really?

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The ring came off my pudding can.


You're a fatty.


Take my Pen Knife my good man!



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>high verbal IQ


Tell me the jews didn't invent a term for "me sound smarty me use smarty wowds"


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>tfw low verbal IQ

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Anybody /biz/ here?
I got an offer to do daytrading for a succesful person since the person sees me as one of the few capable of doing this.

The person offers the money and I offer the time.

But to do this I need more information and a clue on what I am dealing with.

Anybody got any experience on this? Any advice?


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Buy high sell low
Don't use Tether (if that's even still around) or anything like it
Periodically move profits out of the exchange into a wallet
Periodically actually cash out to dollaroos
Understand the what and why of the word "portfolio"
Any exchange that allows you to go short on coins like ether is ripping off users that go long, so use coins like that when you need to go short and never go long on them on that exchange.
Don't let numbers, red or green, emotionally affect you.
Don't read the fluff people write to hype up their coin or crypto in general.
Actually, do read the fluff, but now keep in mind they're probably taking the time to write it to fight the imminent collapse of that coin. If everything is going well they're either too busy working or too busy enjoying their success to waste time writing articles.
Get a good RSS ticker that updates quickly.

>mfw having someone do daytrading for me under these very conditions

Tell your client the market is low right now and they should buy. Point him to a logarithmic graph if you want to back up your claim.


Look up market psychology and look for patterns. Other from that I have no advice. I usually just invest in ETF's with decent dividends.


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Okay so I fooled around with test account and learned a lot of stuff but there is one thing I just don't understand.
What is the difference between "buy/sell limit" and "buy/sell stop"?
Both execute the pending order once a certain level is reached.

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So sorry to hear. The must have been truly heartbreaking. Dogs always gets to me.
>I still haven't "manned up" to see the movie about Hachiko


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Dog of Flanders is also a pretty good one.
If there's one thing that owning dogs has taught me, it's that everything will eventually come to a close. That it's important to cherish every moment we get with our loved ones, because they could end at any moment.


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I had 4 dogs throughout almost 20 years of my life. I don't really remember the first one, but I remember when my second one got hit by a car. He died in my arms. I was merely 12 years old, and it was a very heartbreaking experience. The third one died at age of 3 as he went to a nearby forest and ate some fox poison. He was found dead a few days later. I couldn't even hug him, because his body was cold and already full of some worms. I didn't want another dog after that. But my parents were stubborn and bought another dog. Took me a while to accept him. We don't let him out of our backyard anymore, because we don't want him to die so quickly. I'm genuinely crying as I write this post. I still remember the dream in which I saw my previous doggo and heard the "True True Friend" song from the show. I'll never forget that.


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animals are the better humans


I'm gonna go hug my dog

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what are you gonna do about it faggot?


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Do you know what is this?
Syria and Argentina probably knows.


A hoof cup?

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who else likes /sp/ but never knows what to post?
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I like /sp/, but I never have a spot to post the random shit I find.
Like this.
Looks like Bluto from Popeye needs to learn that horses are not for sexual.


From the 1933 cartoon. Episode "I eats my spinach", in case anyone doubted this frame.


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Makes you wonder why Popeye wants you to eat spinach to get strong as a horse….


looks more like that horse needs to learn that Popeye is not for sexual.



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Have you ever had to take a friend into the barn to have a little "conversation" about the Denver Broncos?


No, but I would like AJ to take me into her barn and explain in detail the virtues of Elway to me.

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I made some OC you fucking kucks




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10,000% football.


>You are trying to create an image with a football level of 100%


Love it

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I was trying to get my life together and become a writer. What now?
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Pretty much what >>4293 said. A quality piece is going to take more than a month to write, and even if it didn't, one month isn't very long, and writing takes time. So just produce something to have ready when the ban ends


What got you banned?


Official reason: Many one-off accounts were made solely to upvote my fic. The admins decided that means I made all of them.

More likely reason: Pissing off Eldorado the short-sighted baby (Who hilariously doesn't understand the whole "People can't read your PMs when they're banned" concept) and his pet glimmernigger horde


Why… why does it have a nutsack on its nutsack?


It’s Mega, mate.

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In this thread you take the title of a movie or book or song and replace one word with "poner".

Mein Kampf = Poner's Kampf
Schindler's List = Poners List
Silent Hill could be Silent Poner or Poner Hill.

Post funny titles.
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Averngers: Age of Poner
Poners: Infinity wars


Poner Rising
False Poners
Poner in Flames


You only Poner Twice.
>Resident Poner.
>Poner Hill.
>Poner Speaks.
>Word Poner.



Willy Wonka and the Poner Factory
The Brave Little Poner
The Brave Little Poner Goes to Mars
Beauty and the Poner
The Poner of Notre Dame
Honey I Shrunk the Poner

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It is the time of the year again when all of Europe tries to battle it out like it is 1938 all over again.
This time the shots will be fired in Lisbon, Portugal when 26 countries battles it out in the Grand Final of the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest.

This years contestents are:
Ukraine, Spain, Slovenia, Lithuania, Austria, Estonia, Norway, Portugal, United Kingdom, Serbia, Germany, Albania, France, Czech Republic, Denmark, Australia, Finland, Bulgaria, Moldova, Sweden, Hungary, Israel, Netherlands, Ireland, Cyprus, Italy

As always Australia is on a 12 hour delay in the official tv stream so they don't have to forego their drinking on a Friday evening to get up early in the morning to watch the show like normal people.

Live stream can be watched here

So sit back, relax, get your lipcloss on and enjoy music you don't know why was made.


Link to official site:

And while you wait a recap of all the songs you will hear and see


>it has begun


The US can watch the show here

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Post shit that give you diabeetus, ponies or otherwise.
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Nice digits. What animu is this from?


It's from touhou.


Dragonball Z


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