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I just saw the "Season finale" on a cartoon-online pirate site(No shmeckels for the jews that way) and fucking christ, how do you fuck your show up that badly? It's gone from being a """self-aware""" cartoon about a shitty sitcom family with obligatory wacky character to… this. The show alternates between trying to milk its shit characters for depth and trying its damndest to make you not care about these shit characters. It wants to have its cake and shit on it with a giggle and feed it to you too, and I ain't eating that shit! There is literally no more point to care about these characters. Severed limbs can be replaced by robot arms and then forgotten about and regrown in the next scene(I fucking dare a fanboy to say "It's ok, he just regrew one with magiscience), he can go to any dimension and do anything, he's a magical amazing all-powerful ubermensch with shit-tier leddit beliefs and a fucking boring show. He's fucking invincible, and not in a fun way. He can do whatever the plot needs him to. And Morty? Morty will always be the sidekick on the verge of breaking and doing something interesting, but never really doing it. The "Toxic" episode failed to follow its own internal logic(For untoxic rick to be so neutered, he'd have to consider "Wouldn't a being of pure evil have the right to exist too?" the pinnacle of health, though this gets forgotten about in the climax because writing anything smarter than "Rick saves the day by being amazing" is hard) and the fucking memory episode… At any given moment, the characters we watch can die, then Summer can take their portal gun and grab fucking Dancer Morty and Bacon Salesman Rick, then erase their minds and give them the backed-up Rick and Morty memory data. There, I just spoiled season 4's opener's/ending's big reveal, it's that fucking obvious. The only reason to watch this show is Evil Morty, and he's not even that interesting or special in a world of shit where the douchebaggery of Ricks is the fucking norm, and the writers are clearly going to use him to jerk you around for several seasons, a la BBC's Sherlock's Moriarty.

Why? Why did replacing half the writing team with feminist diversity hires that showed no interest in "Some silly juvenile sci-fi thing" when it was new but DEMANDED a spot where they can ruin it and peddle feminism once it got popular, why did that backfire so horribly? Just kidding, I know why, it's because women are inherently lesser and feminists even more Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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I took a vacation. Why is the thread full of spam?


Interesting theory, but no.

1. We've had "Edgier" stuff than this in kid's shows before. We've had "Edgier" stuff than this in MLP before.
2. Even if Glimmer was abused or neglected by her parents, that doesn't justify the shit she's done.
3. ATLA, dude. Zuko's dad scarred his face for speaking out of turn. Aang's whole race except him got wiped out, and they walked through the skeleton-filled ash-covered remains of the old air temple.
4. Glimmer being a shit person with a shit backstory and shit personality isn't what makes me hate her. It's partly that she's constantly forgiven for being a shit character despite never making an effort to become a better person, but it's mostly because the writers keep shilling her or her and OCs connected to her whenever she shows up. The writers consider this piece of shit the bee's knees, and they think if they shove her down our throats enough, we'll eat her up just like the glimmerniggers do. That's what bothers me. The show expects me to love this piece of shit, other pieces of shit expect me to love this piece of shit, and they all get buttblasted when I don't. The show calls me Quibble Pants and the Glimmerniggers call me "Nigel", that faggot that hates all of MLP equally for being a popular children's show on around the same time as barney, and both are too retarded, distorted, and deluded to get their straw replicas of me even remotely right.

Still, this is the first legitimate piece of Glimmer discussion not consumed by "Haha this shitpost horse makes you mad and I'm ironically posting her to bully you off the site and make you butthurt!" Glimmerniggery in quite some time.


>Still, this is the first legitimate piece of Glimmer discussion not consumed by "Haha this shitpost horse makes you mad and I'm ironically posting her to bully you off the site and make you butthurt!" Glimmerniggery in quite some time.

So that's why the thread died.



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 No.920[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

*blocks your path*
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This thread has been recognized as a historical Glimmernigel memorial.


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When the hell was that? And why was it worthy of any response from moderators/admins? Seems pointless to go after shitposting.


It was at the height of the Glimmergate drama last year. Basically this British user the board nicknamed Nigel started sperging out and going on rants about how the site was infested with Starlight Glimmer fans, whom he referred to as "Glimmerniggers." He complained frequently and obnoxiously enough that people started posting pictures of Glimmer and threads about Glimmer (btw you'd best start believing in Glimmernigger threads anon…you're in one). This of course made him sperg even more to the point where "Glimmerniggers" became a self-fulfilling prophecy and the board was being shit up with Glimposts and posts by Nigel sperging about them. Eventually it got bad enough that mods had to step in and start warning/banning people for deliberately triggering this one autist, so threads about Starlight Glimmer, particularly ones directly referencing Nigel or Glimmerniggers, were effectively banned for a while.

The controversy has recently started again because of two threads started by Nigel in order to shill some fanfiction he wrote. Hence this ancient history thread getting a bump.


I mean, yeah, Glimmernigel's a beautiful thing, but I can't believe that a mod would warn you over posting that Glimmer meme. It's not even in support, ironic or otherwise.

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*mauls your toddler*


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*slacktivists your videogames*


The fuck is that thing

Vivian isn't gay, furry, trans, or any of…whatever that is. All she was was the character of a game poking reddit censorship, only reason she was made by TFYC funding was because at that time there was an absurd accusation that gamers were against women making or being in games at all, when in reality, they were sick of feminist screeching in their games. It was nothing but an optics job to prove the point.


I'm pretty sure that meme is meant to be ironic, m8.





actually no it was kind of serious in regard to all the unironic faggotry going on that brought down the movement.

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post grugs
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>tfw ur german and there's no caveman Pek


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really rolls grugs rocks


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I'm tired.
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no here


Hi tired. I'm Dad.


But you're dead.




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Looks like someone's disrespecting John Elway, Master of Football (pbuh).

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rainbow dash be up in this bitch yo yo
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I'm a lyrical mastermind, rhyming just to pass the time,
chillin with ponies in kind, tryin' to avoid a life of crime.


Nigga nigga fo chigga


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slap my dick so hard I go poop in my pants
pull em off and throw em in the crowd while I dance
I love nigger dick so I'm goin to France
might get hit by a truck but I'm takin a chance

[record scratches]

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GR15 Defense Force here.

Since your time on the clock has nearly expired and you all have obviously chosen to cough on my generous offer of peace, I thought that now would be a good time to inform you that I do not just want, but YEARN to lick Roger Daltrey's savory butthole.

Roger Daltrey, lead singer of popular 60s rock combo The Who, is known for exactly two things: his malodorous bent schlong and the thick crusty ring donut that is the pooched out succulence of his glorious asshole, and it is the latter which occupies nearly all of my waking thoughts. Every morning when I wake up, I say a prayer to the Almighty that it will be today that I get to slowly lower his sweat-stained dungarees and slide my pink little tongue right into the salty depths of that delectable porthole.

I will roll my tongue around slowly, savoring each tiny morsel clinging to the moist aromatic tunnel. Slowly I will penetrate his rectum, inhaling the salty aroma of his moldy butt crack, as I reach slowly upward and gently fondle his sweet caramelized balls. His back will arch and he will lean backward onto me, pushing my face closer until my lips are flush against his poopy portal. It is then that I will feel his sphincter expand, and a hot rush of air will blow past my tongue as he farts into my mouth.

With a long slow slurp my tongue will exit his body, and I will collapse on my back as he moves himself into position above me. With a soft, lyrical cry of "Oi, suck on me chud ya grubby little wanker!" he will spread his butt cheeks, and deposit a big nutty beef log directly on my chin.

Thank you for allowing me to share this dream with you, /mlpol/ and may God bless and keep your beautiful community.

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spike x rarity is the only pure ship in mlp


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I only ship the purest of couplings, and I know for a fact that BrightButter is the purer ship.

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Post cute Sneks, preferably in hats
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>No snekfillu


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Wee shall fix this mistake


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Was Pinochet white?


His coat was. And his gloves were. That should count for something.


Somewhat, but more importantly he was fucking based


he was Chilean and he was in Chile, no problems



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Ok after reading a few stories on /k/ and /out/ I've sortoff developed a deer fetish. I know this is extremely degenerate and I would never act out on it. I just figured this place would be the best to discuss it. So you guys think it's alright or should I just off myself for being a degenerate?
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>why not both?
>deerhorse pussy


All of these. I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!


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4 u. Have some of best deer.


this is oc by the way >>8884 you wont find it on derpi or anywhere else since i still havent finished it.


Really? It looks great!

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milo a cute!

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which one /mlpol/?
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id get aj or dashies tbh


>Pink - Pie, Yellow - Shy, Orange - Jack, Purple - Sparkle, Blue - Dash, White - Celestia, Indigo - Luna
WTF, is that supposed to be Sunshine or w/e her name is? WTF is Rarity's?!


Sadly, they discontinued it, now its just the shitty ones on the left.


>necroing a literal year old thread



right without a doubt

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I'm going to try to bring a bit more life to here, and because I don't think this thread would work too well on the main board, I'll put it on /sp/!


post something that you learned that you think others might be interested in or that you think is worth sharing, preferably with some source to back it up.

>Today I Learned

There's both a mayor of London and a Right Honorable Lord Mayor of the city of London Corporation.


Today I learned that paper mills use sulfuric acid in their processes.


Dunno philosophy language and stuff I guess…


Today I learned Usenet is still a thing.

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