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 No.8958[Reply]

GR15 Defense Force here.

Since your time on the clock has nearly expired and you all have obviously chosen to cough on my generous offer of peace, I thought that now would be a good time to inform you that I do not just want, but YEARN to lick Roger Daltrey's savory butthole.

Roger Daltrey, lead singer of popular 60s rock combo The Who, is known for exactly two things: his malodorous bent schlong and the thick crusty ring donut that is the pooched out succulence of his glorious asshole, and it is the latter which occupies nearly all of my waking thoughts. Every morning when I wake up, I say a prayer to the Almighty that it will be today that I get to slowly lower his sweat-stained dungarees and slide my pink little tongue right into the salty depths of that delectable porthole.

I will roll my tongue around slowly, savoring each tiny morsel clinging to the moist aromatic tunnel. Slowly I will penetrate his rectum, inhaling the salty aroma of his moldy butt crack, as I reach slowly upward and gently fondle his sweet caramelized balls. His back will arch and he will lean backward onto me, pushing my face closer until my lips are flush against his poopy portal. It is then that I will feel his sphincter expand, and a hot rush of air will blow past my tongue as he farts into my mouth.

With a long slow slurp my tongue will exit his body, and I will collapse on my back as he moves himself into position above me. With a soft, lyrical cry of "Oi, suck on me chud ya grubby little wanker!" he will spread his butt cheeks, and deposit a big nutty beef log directly on my chin.

Thank you for allowing me to share this dream with you, /mlpol/ and may God bless and keep your beautiful community.


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 No.8935[Reply]

spike x rarity is the only pure ship in mlp

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>>8935
I only ship the purest of couplings, and I know for a fact that BrightButter is the purer ship.



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 No.5950[Reply]

Post cute Sneks, preferably in hats
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 No.7036

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>No snekfillu
Ftfy

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>>7036
Wee shall fix this mistake

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 No.8904[Reply]

Was Pinochet white?

 No.8905

His coat was. And his gloves were. That should count for something.

 No.8907

>>8904
Somewhat, but more importantly he was fucking based

 No.8908

>>8904
he was Chilean and he was in Chile, no problems

 No.8909

>>8908
This.



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 No.8849[Reply]

Ok after reading a few stories on /k/ and /out/ I've sortoff developed a deer fetish. I know this is extremely degenerate and I would never act out on it. I just figured this place would be the best to discuss it. So you guys think it's alright or should I just off myself for being a degenerate?
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>>8879
>deer
>horse
>why not both?
>deerhorse pussy

 No.8896

>>8852
>>8853
>>8856
>>8857
>>8863
>>8866
>>8884
All of these. I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!

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>>8896
4 u. Have some of best deer.

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>>8896
this is oc by the way >>8884 you wont find it on derpi or anywhere else since i still havent finished it.

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>>8902
Really? It looks great!



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 No.8888[Reply]

Football

 No.8889

noice

 No.8892

>>8888
F88TBALL

 No.8899

>>8888
milo a cute!



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 No.2894[Reply]

which one /mlpol/?
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 No.3254

id get aj or dashies tbh

 No.3256

>>2894
>Pink - Pie, Yellow - Shy, Orange - Jack, Purple - Sparkle, Blue - Dash, White - Celestia, Indigo - Luna
WTF, is that supposed to be Sunshine or w/e her name is? WTF is Rarity's?!

 No.8860

>>2896
Sadly, they discontinued it, now its just the shitty ones on the left.

 No.8870

>>8860
>necroing a literal year old thread


M8

 No.8880

>>2894
right without a doubt



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 No.8790[Reply]

I'm going to try to bring a bit more life to here, and because I don't think this thread would work too well on the main board, I'll put it on /sp/!

>rules

post something that you learned that you think others might be interested in or that you think is worth sharing, preferably with some source to back it up.

>Today I Learned

There's both a mayor of London and a Right Honorable Lord Mayor of the city of London Corporation.
http://archive.is/R6vN9

 No.8832

Today I learned that paper mills use sulfuric acid in their processes.

 No.8837

>>8790
Dunno philosophy language and stuff I guess…

 No.8845

Today I learned Usenet is still a thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet



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 No.8729[Reply]

"Donald Trump needs to drop out of the 2016 presidential race or else he will die!" - Kody Speikers 2016

Would you look at that, turns out Kody is famous. Thanks to the Anon who posted this for the hint >>8727

Kody Speikers is a 25 year old manchild from Minnesota (Hi Metokur!) with crippling autism, self appointed furry artist of 11 years, founded his own """Animation Studio""" and is a profound anti-Trump slacktivist, who send the man death threats via paint edits. He made sport out of drawing fat baloonshaped forest wildlife in diving gear, with almost every last piece looking almost identical.

By the looks of it, he seems to be the type of guy who vastly exaggerates his own scope of abilities, big delusions but can barely draw like a child. Reminds You of (((someone))) else from here? Sure does for me.


LINKS

>8 minute Video on this monstrosity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOjUPh9RzLg

>His Kiwi thread

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 No.8821

>>8729
top quality
patreon link?

 No.8823

>>8821

Surprisingly, Kody does not seem to have a Patreon account on his own. I did find someone though who published a commission for him there.

 No.8829

>>8823
>>8821
Nobody would pay for this crap.

 No.8830

>>8829
I dunno lad, ever heard of Virus-20? Apparently he gets commissions too…

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>>8829

You are using the rational of a normal human being. Sadly i must confirm that you are wrong. Once artcows reach a critical level of infamy, people and detractors start throwing money at them just because.



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 No.8816[Reply]

Has anyone here used HAMnet or any other alternatives to the internet? If so how did you do it and what was it like?

 No.8818

I'm illiterate with these kinds of things, but that does look really interesting. Why would you post this in /sp/ though? This would be a much more interesting thread elsewhere than just being drowned by the shitposting.

Just today I got a bunch of my old thumb drives and such, so that I can give Linux a try. I would like to experiment with any forms of alternative internet access possible, especially since I quite enjoy using TAILS so far and any secure forms of access mean I become more well-versed with tech itself.

 No.8819

>>8818
/sp/ needed more interesting threads.



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 No.2521[Reply]

"Scorched earth. The SoK has decayed into a cancer, lead by corrupt wannabe cult leader Fred Fuchs. Stockholm Syndrome at it's worst for members that are terrified to leave. Standing ovations abound." - SirJamesDTech

A short while ago the handmaiden of the leader of the SOK, Moogle, was ungraviously let go from the infamous Sons of Kojima podcast after being smacktalked, despite his years of trusty service towards his liege Fred Fuchs. What followed was a submission of a years worth collection of internal documents and recordings that show that this group of parasitic obsessive circlejerk streamers is not only ruled over by an insufferable individual with a control complex, but has also turned from a part time fun commentary group into a terminally cancerous mass or mentally retarded school yard mafiosos.

What we are currently witnessing could very well be a serious blow against the continued existence of this group, if not their utter destruction within the forseeable future. A Mister Metokur video about the subject is within possibiliy and speculated to be released within the next 1-4 weeks.

Sources:
Sons of Kojima Kiwifarms thread by JoRo
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fred-fuchs-freddy-boy.33971/

ED page
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Sons_of_Kojima

Anti-SOK Videos from NoSafeSpaceForYou
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx8x02czeLt0BEyu4F968NQ/videos
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>>5015

wasnt this thread on like page 2 or 3? also i did not post an update in over 2 months. Unless theres some new Sok Drama i dont think we will need it for the foreseeable future.

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Top 10 Worst DSPGaming 2017 Moments
https://youtu.be/WViSrO4mZR4
>TheSecretLifeOfDSP - Published on Jan 3, 2018

A 3 hour video made by The Secret Life of DSP. Very good quality.
Contains a 45 Minute section about the fall of the sons of Kojima.

Starts at around 01:15:00

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Face picture of Fred Fuchs in his car as uncovered by Kiwifarms. Validity verified by Former SOK Vice Leader Che as Freds Skype Profile picture circa 2015.

Source was this stream, ca. 4,5 hours in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xTuzDOAZXU

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 No.8777[Reply]

>the official anthem of this board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

 No.8783

>>8777
While your digits say yes, I still think I have a better one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s

 No.8795

>>8777
catchy



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 No.8647[Reply]

The only thing that stops me from blowing out my brains are these fucking depressing greens and I have no fucking idea why. Any of you willing to spare a bin? The feelsier the better, please.
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>>8658
I see, and to an extent I get it. I'm not sure how I can help you get over that, but I guess a start would be to remind yourself that they no longer have to deal with the evils of this world now that they've passed on.
>can you have your fix
this is about all I can find that's feels related, I hope it's okay.

 No.8666

>>8661
Thank you Anon. That's good.

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>>8666
>Tfw Satan wants your feels

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 No.8772[Reply]

wait a minute NOW WAIT A MINUTE MATT

 No.8774


MATT NOOO! MATT NOOOO!

 No.8778

>>8774
Matt, now matt, matt… now matt, c'mon dude



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 No.8728[Reply]

I just wanted to say that I love each and every one of you /sp/ergs and that I'm glad this is becoming more of a bonified board. Also, glory to John Elway of course!

 No.8755

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>>8728
Thanks Anon

 No.8771

I like horsepussy.

 No.8775

>>8771
I'd be more worried if you didn't.



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