/qa/ - Questions and Answers

>>105
>mlpol.net/banned
>redirects to r/the_donald where you belong
I could dig it

>>105
Also send them to equestriadaily.com

>>109
>>110
I was thinking more of a autoplay video with too loud sound and content you don't want others (or yourself) to hear or see. And would result in a deletion of browser history and a cache cleaning.
But we could do the nice thing also and see how it goes first.

Lol does meatspin still exist?

>>109
This

>>109
yes please

>>105

I wouldn't do it for all bans, but if the powers that be really hated someone, they could redirect to a mirror of Last Measure.

>>136
True not everyone deserves to be sent into a dark abyss where there is no escape. There could be a system where people are banished to different circles of hell depending on their offence.

Sending banned people back to reddit truely is the kind of game we should be playing.

>>105
I like the redirect to retarditt, however that slams us into their referral logs which puts us on their cancerous liberal radar. Additionally, this should be only for the temp bans that expire. I propose that instead we redirect them to a website completely disconnected from chan culture but very repulsive. Like a scat site since they have acted like a piece of shit. (We might want to consider something else though for German IPs)

Permanent bans need something more severe. They should be redirected to a webpage that is a known infector of malware. A site that will drop a nice backdoor Trojan into their PC or better yet, ransomware.

If you have to shoot somebody, don't just fling a nerf ball their general direction. Open the back of their head with a .45 hydroshock and get the job done right the first time. Make their unwanted visit as venemous as possible. That's how you setup deterrence of a static position like our home here.

>>166
What if they got redirected to that lulzy neo nazi daily stormer website through a cloak link?

>>158
I like this idea.
This or a shock image.

rotten.com
lemonparty
zombo.com
youareanidiot.org
ratemypoo
blacked
encyclopedia dramaticas offended page
Cannibalcafe

>>166
We could perhaps send them via a temporary-url link or similar to avoid mlpol showing up in the referrals.

Is there a warning feature like on 4ch?

We could use this to redirect to the rules. This way we ensure that people see them.
The difficult thing would be making people read them and not just clicking it away...
Maybe something like "write the 5th letter from the back from each rule here"
or "type the tenth word of the rules here" or something like that