the logos and flags, silly
Hey I'm the staff member who manages the store. There's a few problems with patches.
Finding a production company willing to print off Nazi and copywrite-grey merchandise for the store was difficult. Unfortunately the company we use does not do patches.
An additional rare company would need to be found, either a factory or on demand company. If it's on demand, ui would need to be set up, and embroidery files* would need to be uploaded. If it's a factory a bulk order of patches would have to be created with a min order. It's doubtful it would be done for less than 100 patches and ATM our community is not big enough to warrant this expansion.
On top of that embroidery files themselves are a massive issue. Embroidery files require needle pathing created on a CAD like program. We have nobody capable of doing this and it's an overly expensive contract (again relative to the scope and size of the community). It is doubtful the investment would be recouped. Finding a balance of sustainability is the biggest limiter for this request.
Believe me I'd love to have patches and ww2 wool German hats with the /mlpol/ logo and fuckable plushies and so much more as well.
Fine i'll yell at merlin to make me patches
This. We should try to get someone like NEETguy on /k/ to hook us up. They have retarded patches over there.