I need to go
Just as bad as you
What I had this morning
I don't even wanna say to you
>>4284cuts to trixie hovering her butt over my mouth and peeing
How has she not figured out how a magic trick for pissing by now?
Ponies do not piss or shit. Relieving ourselves represents everything that is normal and unpleasant about our real, everyday lives - it's a nasty, gross thing that we're obligated to do by our biology. It happens every day, multiple times a day, and it's intertwined with our mundanity. Ponies live in a magical, abstract world that obviates all of these things, including and especially the need to void waste. There are no outhouses or latrines in Ponyville, for ponies simply lack any requirement of them.
>>4300I think peeing feels good
and it's kind of hot to get naked and just let go outside
>>4300factually incorrect, where do you think rainbows come from? That's right, pegasi!