I saw that there have been some questions about writefagging. New anons seem afraid to post because they don't know where and stuff. You guys don't wanna be bother now while you move in and/or guest us and that's really thoughtful and considerate of you.
So I thought, I made a bunch of writing threads in the past and have little shame so little me help you on the way to feel more comfortable to post.
So this is writethread, writefaggotry general but you can still post just you're own story straight on either /mlpol/ or /poner/ or where you think it makes sense. It will be fine. You can make your own thread about your story specifically. It's okay to take up space.
But this is a general for you who just wanna post a little green or not feel like taking that space. I get it. I still feel like that when I make threads like that so dw. ^^
/poner/ - Ponies
Ponies and Pony Accessories
Archived thread
How do people here feel about posting links to AO3? Or if I have something there I want to share, should I just copy and paste it instead?
Poner
No.1470
>Bee first
>buzz buzz
>lol
>lmao even
>I look around and see poner
>Run up to her
>She looks up from the flower she is eating with spooked face
>spook!
>"Bu-bu-b-b-b-b-but Anon?!"
>I slap her straigth acrosss the face
>Pow pow pow!
>Maybe, plah plah plah!
>Or, chicka chicka woah woah!
>Regardless, she cries and runs away
>You?
>No, me.
>I have done my duty for today
>Mares are for abuse not comfort >:C
They hated anon. He only told them the truth.
>buzz buzz
>lol
>lmao even
>I look around and see poner
>Run up to her
>She looks up from the flower she is eating with spooked face
>spook!
>"Bu-bu-b-b-b-b-but Anon?!"
>I slap her straigth acrosss the face
>Pow pow pow!
>Maybe, plah plah plah!
>Or, chicka chicka woah woah!
>Regardless, she cries and runs away
>You?
>No, me.
>I have done my duty for today
>Mares are for abuse not comfort >:C
They hated anon. He only told them the truth.
>>1468
Nothing wrong with linking, though keep in mind that if you're posting traditional fics rather than greentext there is a FiMfiction thread over on NHNB.
Nothing wrong with linking, though keep in mind that if you're posting traditional fics rather than greentext there is a FiMfiction thread over on NHNB.
Poner
No.1475
>>1468
I guess I wasn't first, huh?
Feel free to post it here in thread but you can just post links. You can do both or neither. Do as you feel and what feels easier for you. You can even post the file of the text. Any option is fine, fren. ^^
I guess I wasn't first, huh?
Feel free to post it here in thread but you can just post links. You can do both or neither. Do as you feel and what feels easier for you. You can even post the file of the text. Any option is fine, fren. ^^
>>1473
>NHNB.
That's probably true and probably worth checking outThere's no rivalry between us afterall.^^, however, don't feel that you can't have a fimfiction thread here as well. We can. ^^
>NHNB.
That's probably true and probably worth checking outThere's no rivalry between us afterall.^^, however, don't feel that you can't have a fimfiction thread here as well. We can. ^^
>>1478
Oh of course, I'm not saying they have to leave. I just figure it's good to mention where people are hanging so everyone can find the right communities for them.
Oh of course, I'm not saying they have to leave. I just figure it's good to mention where people are hanging so everyone can find the right communities for them.
Nice, love a good writefag general. Maybe with this board being so much slower than /mlp/ and that's a good thing, we'll actually be able to keep this alive. I always got the odd feeling that green threads suffered from the demoralizing effect of necrobumping.
Poner
No.1484
>>1480
>where people are hanging so everyone can find the right communities for them.
That's a good point.
>where people are hanging so everyone can find the right communities for them.
That's a good point.
>>1483
Happi to have u one board fren. Wanna write something together? Like a bit of writing pingpong? Like, you write something small, doesn't have to be big and then I continue to write on what you wrote from where you stopped?
I done it before. It's pretty fun. If we leave our expectations at the door, it can be surprisingly relaxing.
Happi to have u one board fren. Wanna write something together? Like a bit of writing pingpong? Like, you write something small, doesn't have to be big and then I continue to write on what you wrote from where you stopped?
I done it before. It's pretty fun. If we leave our expectations at the door, it can be surprisingly relaxing.
>>1504
You know what, that does sound fun. I'll go first.
>Be Sweetie Belle
>Chilling in my room
>Drawing a cool poneosaur
>Looks FREAKING sick
>*KNOCKKNOCK*
>Oh dang, somepony's at the door
You know what, that does sound fun. I'll go first.
>Be Sweetie Belle
>Chilling in my room
>Drawing a cool poneosaur
>Looks FREAKING sick
>*KNOCKKNOCK*
>Oh dang, somepony's at the door
>>1517
Nice. ^^
>Still be Sweetie Belle.
>You upon the door, expecting you siak and cool big sister Rarity.
>Instead you find her lame ass boyfriend, Anonymous.
>The big green alien... thing.
>You have heard that he eats meat.
>You sausage <-- its filter which replaces c-r-i-n-g-e with sausage. ^^^
>"Sup jail-bait," says Anon.
Nice. ^^
>Still be Sweetie Belle.
>You upon the door, expecting you siak and cool big sister Rarity.
>Instead you find her lame ass boyfriend, Anonymous.
>The big green alien... thing.
>You have heard that he eats meat.
>You sausage <-- its filter which replaces c-r-i-n-g-e with sausage. ^^^
>"Sup jail-bait," says Anon.
>>1525
"My name's Sweetie Belle."
>"Sure thing, fleshlight. Anyway, you got any condoms?"
"Uh, I don't know that is."
>You totally know what that is
>"Shit. Alright, you got balloons or something?"
"Uh..."
>You take a moment to think of what you might have that could help
"My name's Sweetie Belle."
>"Sure thing, fleshlight. Anyway, you got any condoms?"
"Uh, I don't know that is."
>You totally know what that is
>"Shit. Alright, you got balloons or something?"
"Uh..."
>You take a moment to think of what you might have that could help
>>1538
>You think for a moment.
>On one hoof, the thought of anon procreating makes you sick to your stomach so helping him make sense.
>On the other hoof, he is a bit slow but that's not news to you after all.
>You always knew this!
"Can't you just buy some at the store?" you say.
Buckin' hobo!
>You think for a moment.
>On one hoof, the thought of anon procreating makes you sick to your stomach so helping him make sense.
>On the other hoof, he is a bit slow but that's not news to you after all.
>You always knew this!
"Can't you just buy some at the store?" you say.
Buckin' hobo!
Poner
No.1559
>>1538
>you take a moment to think of what you might have that could help
Maybe mb. I could have followed up that. Could been cool. ^^
>you take a moment to think of what you might have that could help
Maybe mb. I could have followed up that. Could been cool. ^^
>>1554
>"Uh, yeah, if had MONEY! Da-DOY!" Anon growls, spittle spraying onto your face
>You groan and wipe it off with a foreleg
>You look behind yourself to assess your room
>Wardrobe?
>You'd rather not let Anon touch any of those
>Bed?
>Not useful
>Toy chest?
>Hmm
>That might just work
>You shuffle over to your toy chest and open it up, taking an assessment of it's contents
>"Uh, yeah, if had MONEY! Da-DOY!" Anon growls, spittle spraying onto your face
>You groan and wipe it off with a foreleg
>You look behind yourself to assess your room
>Wardrobe?
>You'd rather not let Anon touch any of those
>Bed?
>Not useful
>Toy chest?
>Hmm
>That might just work
>You shuffle over to your toy chest and open it up, taking an assessment of it's contents
>>1571
>You dig into you're toy chest.
>You push away you're old filly pony barbie dolls that you haven't had the stomach to get rid off.
>You move the newer lewd toys out of the way too.
>Anon whistles as he sees them.
>You slap his hand away when he goes to grab one.
>He caress his wrist but looks at you with shit-eating grin.
>You don't like it.
>That's when you find your dad's old Barney teh Ponesaur comstume.
>This will be perfect!
>It's a full body costume.
>If Anon wears this during secks, he can't get anyone preggers.
>You turn around andpresent for him present it to him.
>You dig into you're toy chest.
>You push away you're old filly pony barbie dolls that you haven't had the stomach to get rid off.
>You move the newer lewd toys out of the way too.
>Anon whistles as he sees them.
>You slap his hand away when he goes to grab one.
>He caress his wrist but looks at you with shit-eating grin.
>You don't like it.
>That's when you find your dad's old Barney teh Ponesaur comstume.
>This will be perfect!
>It's a full body costume.
>If Anon wears this during secks, he can't get anyone preggers.
>You turn around and
>>1594
>"Jesus Christ, is that a skinned pony?"
"N-No! It's a Barney the Ponesaur costume! My dad used to wear it when he would...It used to belong to my dad!"
>"...I think I'll try my luck with the junkyard dildo." Anon says as he points at your, er, masturbatory aid constructed from an empty wine bottle, a hoofful of fabric scraps, and about a pound of hot glue
>You glare at Anon
"Just take the freaking costume!" You order as you toss the withered outfit at Anon
>He grumbles but ultimately takes it with him as he exits your room
>You shut your door and sigh
>Finally, he's gone
>But now you've got another problem
>If he and Rarity are gonna be having their special grown-up pony hugs, you definitely don't want to be here for that
>Where should you go?
>"Jesus Christ, is that a skinned pony?"
"N-No! It's a Barney the Ponesaur costume! My dad used to wear it when he would...It used to belong to my dad!"
>"...I think I'll try my luck with the junkyard dildo." Anon says as he points at your, er, masturbatory aid constructed from an empty wine bottle, a hoofful of fabric scraps, and about a pound of hot glue
>You glare at Anon
"Just take the freaking costume!" You order as you toss the withered outfit at Anon
>He grumbles but ultimately takes it with him as he exits your room
>You shut your door and sigh
>Finally, he's gone
>But now you've got another problem
>If he and Rarity are gonna be having their special grown-up pony hugs, you definitely don't want to be here for that
>Where should you go?
>>1622
^^
>You pulled out a drawer and take out a map of Equestria.
>Being a drama queen and all, you're sister is a screamer.
>Poor spike.
>You smack you're lips as you ponder, then you nod to yourself.
>Spike deserves better so you were gonna bring him with you so he didn't have go for dragon migration.
>Or, go on a rampage again.
>It was probably for hte better if you brought him with you.
>Though, considering Anon would be dressed a pin ponesaur, maybe he'd think it was his long lost father.
>Like, keep it in the family like.
>Which would be better..?
>Whatever, you were gonna bring him to...
>You block your eyes with one hoof and then pick a place on the map at random.
>You move your hoof away, which reveals: Apploosa.
>Where's my sunhat?
^^
>You pulled out a drawer and take out a map of Equestria.
>Being a drama queen and all, you're sister is a screamer.
>Poor spike.
>You smack you're lips as you ponder, then you nod to yourself.
>Spike deserves better so you were gonna bring him with you so he didn't have go for dragon migration.
>Or, go on a rampage again.
>It was probably for hte better if you brought him with you.
>Though, considering Anon would be dressed a pin ponesaur, maybe he'd think it was his long lost father.
>Like, keep it in the family like.
>Which would be better..?
>Whatever, you were gonna bring him to...
>You block your eyes with one hoof and then pick a place on the map at random.
>You move your hoof away, which reveals: Apploosa.
>Where's my sunhat?
>>1664
>You think for a moment
>That's right, you let Applebloom borrow
>Weird that a farmpony needs a sunhat, but she's your friend, so you won't judge
>Now you have a decision to make
>Should you go find Spike first or get your sunhat back?
>You think for a moment
>That's right, you let Applebloom borrow
>Weird that a farmpony needs a sunhat, but she's your friend, so you won't judge
>Now you have a decision to make
>Should you go find Spike first or get your sunhat back?
>>1683
>Spike or Sunhat first?
>Hmmm.
>A dilemma for the ages.
>That's when you hear your sister's voice coming from upstairs.
>"Woah, Anon you're so big. The biggest I have ver seen. So big. In fact, too big. That just won't fit. Time to get circumcised," Rarity says from above.
>"Oy vey!" kvetches Anon.
>Then you hear the very distinct sound of a sewing machine starting up.
>Time to get flock out of here so let's fly.
>Get it?
>Heh heh heh.
>You leave the boutique and head off toward Sweet Apple Acres.
>Spike or Sunhat first?
>Hmmm.
>A dilemma for the ages.
>That's when you hear your sister's voice coming from upstairs.
>"Woah, Anon you're so big. The biggest I have ver seen. So big. In fact, too big. That just won't fit. Time to get circumcised," Rarity says from above.
>"Oy vey!" kvetches Anon.
>Then you hear the very distinct sound of a sewing machine starting up.
>Time to get flock out of here so let's fly.
>Get it?
>Heh heh heh.
>You leave the boutique and head off toward Sweet Apple Acres.
>>1756
>Arrive at Sweet Apple Acres
>Applebloom is just coming in from the field and she spots you
>"Sweetie Belle!" She exclaims as she rushes over
>You two hug (no homo)
>"Whaddya doin' here, Sweets?"
"I came by to get my sunhat back from you."
>Applebloom's ears fold back and a twinge of blush paints her cheeks
>"Oh, um...Ah can't..."
>What the buck
"Why not?"
>"Well..."
>Arrive at Sweet Apple Acres
>Applebloom is just coming in from the field and she spots you
>"Sweetie Belle!" She exclaims as she rushes over
>You two hug (no homo)
>"Whaddya doin' here, Sweets?"
"I came by to get my sunhat back from you."
>Applebloom's ears fold back and a twinge of blush paints her cheeks
>"Oh, um...Ah can't..."
>What the buck
"Why not?"
>"Well..."
>>1775
>Just as she is about to say something, a none-green human walked out.
>He wears a white bathrobe, walks in sandals, and unlike anon has facial expression passed a question mark.
>Attached to his belt is sheathed katana.
>"Uhm, ah. Well, Sweets, this here is uhm Samuuuuraj Jack," says Applebloom.
>The man makes a hand gesture.
>"Please, call me tripfag," he says.
>He wears you're sunhat.
>Just as she is about to say something, a none-green human walked out.
>He wears a white bathrobe, walks in sandals, and unlike anon has facial expression passed a question mark.
>Attached to his belt is sheathed katana.
>"Uhm, ah. Well, Sweets, this here is uhm Samuuuuraj Jack," says Applebloom.
>The man makes a hand gesture.
>"Please, call me tripfag," he says.
>He wears you're sunhat.
>>1796
I really like your creativity, you've given me a good chuckle a few times now
>You furrow your brow at the sight of this new human
"...Why do you have my hat?"
>"I am in need of proper protection. The sun on this world is much stronger than back home." Tripfag says
"That's fine and all, but I need my hat."
>"Oh, come on, Sweets." Applebloom pipes up, "Can't ya let him just hold onto it? Yer sister can always make ya a new one!"
>You shake your head
"Rarity is having, uh, grown-up time with Anon, and I'm trying to get away from them."
>"Oh wow, Anon must really like his grown-up time. Yesterday, I saw him wrestlin' with mah sister, and she told me not to tell nopony since it was their 'secret grown-up time'!"
>Applebloom giggles and you let out a snort
>The brief interaction is enough to lighten your mood and you take another look at Tripfag
>Well, he does rock that hat pretty well
>Should you really take it back?
I really like your creativity, you've given me a good chuckle a few times now
>You furrow your brow at the sight of this new human
"...Why do you have my hat?"
>"I am in need of proper protection. The sun on this world is much stronger than back home." Tripfag says
"That's fine and all, but I need my hat."
>"Oh, come on, Sweets." Applebloom pipes up, "Can't ya let him just hold onto it? Yer sister can always make ya a new one!"
>You shake your head
"Rarity is having, uh, grown-up time with Anon, and I'm trying to get away from them."
>"Oh wow, Anon must really like his grown-up time. Yesterday, I saw him wrestlin' with mah sister, and she told me not to tell nopony since it was their 'secret grown-up time'!"
>Applebloom giggles and you let out a snort
>The brief interaction is enough to lighten your mood and you take another look at Tripfag
>Well, he does rock that hat pretty well
>Should you really take it back?
>>1854
>I really like your creativity, you've given me a good chuckle a few times now
<3
aww thank u c:
"Tch, well, you do look swell in that hat, mister Trip Tag," you say.
>"Fag," he corrects you.
"Right, fag." You nod. "But I really need somekinda of sun protect where I'm going."
"Where ya goin'?" asks Applebloom cheerfully.
"To Appleloosa," you say.
"Oh, tell Braeburn, ah said 'hi' and that Big Mac misses his muscles for apple bucking season."
"Eww, that sounds extremely homosexual."
"Ah know don't worry. Ahm always watchin'. We lynch 'em. Yeehaw!"
>Yfw
>ISeeThatYouaAreMareOfCultureAsWell.jepg
>Tripfag nod along sagely.
"If a you wante mah sunhatu, you muste challenge me to d-d-d-du-du-duel!" Tripfag says and quick-draws his blade.
>It flashes it out.
>And then he drops it uncermoniosly on the ground.
>Then he starts to bonk the bottom the Sheath before a bunch Magic: The Gathering® Trading Card Game cards fall down into pile on the dirt ground.
>I really like your creativity, you've given me a good chuckle a few times now
<3
aww thank u c:
"Tch, well, you do look swell in that hat, mister Trip Tag," you say.
>"Fag," he corrects you.
"Right, fag." You nod. "But I really need somekinda of sun protect where I'm going."
"Where ya goin'?" asks Applebloom cheerfully.
"To Appleloosa," you say.
"Oh, tell Braeburn, ah said 'hi' and that Big Mac misses his muscles for apple bucking season."
"Eww, that sounds extremely homosexual."
"Ah know don't worry. Ahm always watchin'. We lynch 'em. Yeehaw!"
>Yfw
>ISeeThatYouaAreMareOfCultureAsWell.jepg
>Tripfag nod along sagely.
"If a you wante mah sunhatu, you muste challenge me to d-d-d-du-du-duel!" Tripfag says and quick-draws his blade.
>It flashes it out.
>And then he drops it uncermoniosly on the ground.
>Then he starts to bonk the bottom the Sheath before a bunch Magic: The Gathering® Trading Card Game cards fall down into pile on the dirt ground.
>>1908
>Big Mac misses his muscles for apple bucking season.
I was thinking of having him say that he needed him for grown up time but I didn't feel like it came out funny so I tried to come up with something else instead. I feel like this is the thing with these sort of thing. In the beginning, you go in with no expectation for yourself but then things turn out well and then you want to reach that level again, making the task in question suddenly less relaxed. Or something like that.^^
>Big Mac misses his muscles for apple bucking season.
I was thinking of having him say that he needed him for grown up time but I didn't feel like it came out funny so I tried to come up with something else instead. I feel like this is the thing with these sort of thing. In the beginning, you go in with no expectation for yourself but then things turn out well and then you want to reach that level again, making the task in question suddenly less relaxed. Or something like that.^^
>>1918
Like you shitpost in the beginning but eventually you actually do write some good stuff and you also start to care about the story you're writing so it gets harder because you want the continuation to be befitting what you feel the story deserve kinda ordeal.
Like you shitpost in the beginning but eventually you actually do write some good stuff and you also start to care about the story you're writing so it gets harder because you want the continuation to be befitting what you feel the story deserve kinda ordeal.
>>1908
>Oh buck
>All your Magic cards got torn up by Anon when he was drunk off his ass and screaming about Yu-Gi-Oh
>Bucking asshole
>You look around for something to save you
>Trees
>Trees
>Couple of apples
>More trees
>Ah-ha!
"Look! A naked woman!"
>Tripfag doesn't react
"A naked CARTOON woman!"
>"Whereu?!"
>Tripfag looks in the direction you're pointing and shrieks in shock
>There's Big Mac, amongst the trees
>His cock is flopped out of it's sheath and fully erect
>Unf, he's all sweaty too
>As you save that mental image in your spank bank, you hear Tripfag speak up again
>"Dishonolu! Dishonolu!" He hollers as he picks his katana off the grass
>He grips it in both hands
>Points it at his gut
>And immediately keels over in pain, the blade falling to the ground once more
>Taking a closer look at the thing, you see it's just a plastic replica
>Says TMNT on the hilt
>Tripfag is now wallowing on the ground in the fetal position
>That takes care of that
>You look back over to Applebloom, who's giving you a frown
>"That was mean, Sweets."
>Oh buck
>All your Magic cards got torn up by Anon when he was drunk off his ass and screaming about Yu-Gi-Oh
>Bucking asshole
>You look around for something to save you
>Trees
>Trees
>Couple of apples
>More trees
>Ah-ha!
"Look! A naked woman!"
>Tripfag doesn't react
"A naked CARTOON woman!"
>"Whereu?!"
>Tripfag looks in the direction you're pointing and shrieks in shock
>There's Big Mac, amongst the trees
>His cock is flopped out of it's sheath and fully erect
>Unf, he's all sweaty too
>As you save that mental image in your spank bank, you hear Tripfag speak up again
>"Dishonolu! Dishonolu!" He hollers as he picks his katana off the grass
>He grips it in both hands
>Points it at his gut
>And immediately keels over in pain, the blade falling to the ground once more
>Taking a closer look at the thing, you see it's just a plastic replica
>Says TMNT on the hilt
>Tripfag is now wallowing on the ground in the fetal position
>That takes care of that
>You look back over to Applebloom, who's giving you a frown
>"That was mean, Sweets."
Poner
No.1945
Poner
No.1964
>>1940
>Tripfag doesn't react
>Says TMNT on the hilt
Those hit really hard. ^^
>Absolutely know what you mean. You accidentally spit out gold at the start and you spend the rest of the time trying to do it again but on purpose
There. This. That sums it up.
>Seppuku
That reminds of this hidden gem that I have to dig up for the guide/nostalgia thread. It's a move series, probably created by GG if I know him well enough, that was pixelated cute cartoon versions of Twilight and the gang going out looking for the "meaning of Chrismass time".
>Tripfag doesn't react
>Says TMNT on the hilt
Those hit really hard. ^^
>Absolutely know what you mean. You accidentally spit out gold at the start and you spend the rest of the time trying to do it again but on purpose
There. This. That sums it up.
>Seppuku
That reminds of this hidden gem that I have to dig up for the guide/nostalgia thread. It's a move series, probably created by GG if I know him well enough, that was pixelated cute cartoon versions of Twilight and the gang going out looking for the "meaning of Chrismass time".
>>1940
>You see Tripfag hide his face behind your sunhat, or Applebloom's sunhat but whatever.
>Then with wojack crying tear tracks going down his faceforcing memes,tsk tsk tsk what have I become?, he hands it over to you.
>Applebloom just shakes her head at you but you just put on the hat and look away from her.
>Meanwhile, Tripfag is so ashamed.
>His face is so red, he could be on 8chan/pone.
>"Now I muste performe Sudoku," he say and takes out a pen and paper and starts jot down notes.
"Weeeelll, I'm gonna go pick up Spike. C'ya," you say give an apologetic nod towards a sour Applebloom before taking one last peek at McStud as you leave.
>You see Tripfag hide his face behind your sunhat, or Applebloom's sunhat but whatever.
>Then with wojack crying tear tracks going down his faceforcing memes,tsk tsk tsk what have I become?, he hands it over to you.
>Applebloom just shakes her head at you but you just put on the hat and look away from her.
>Meanwhile, Tripfag is so ashamed.
>His face is so red, he could be on 8chan/pone.
>"Now I muste performe Sudoku," he say and takes out a pen and paper and starts jot down notes.
"Weeeelll, I'm gonna go pick up Spike. C'ya," you say give an apologetic nod towards a sour Applebloom before taking one last peek at McStud as you leave.
Poner
No.2003
This reads like a good and funny version of a bad /jdb/ green
>>1999
>You soon arrive at Twilight's treebrary
>A knock on the door and it opens after a moment or two
>It's Spike!
>"Oh! Uh, heya, Sweetie Belle." The dragon gives a polite wave
>"You here to see Twilight?"
>You shake your head
"I'm here to see you!"
>You boop Spike's nose for emphasis
>"Huh? Me?"
>Little guy's freaking flabbergasted
"We're getting outta here, Spike!"
>"...Out of where?"
"You and me! Sweetie and Spike! Spike and Sweetie! 1000 greens, Spike, 1000 greens and 1000 threads!"
>Spike takes a nervous step back
>"You're scaring me, Sweetie."
"Fuggedaboudit. Pack your things, Spike. We're headed for Appleoosa!"
>"Why?"
>You soon arrive at Twilight's treebrary
>A knock on the door and it opens after a moment or two
>It's Spike!
>"Oh! Uh, heya, Sweetie Belle." The dragon gives a polite wave
>"You here to see Twilight?"
>You shake your head
"I'm here to see you!"
>You boop Spike's nose for emphasis
>"Huh? Me?"
>Little guy's freaking flabbergasted
"We're getting outta here, Spike!"
>"...Out of where?"
"You and me! Sweetie and Spike! Spike and Sweetie! 1000 greens, Spike, 1000 greens and 1000 threads!"
>Spike takes a nervous step back
>"You're scaring me, Sweetie."
"Fuggedaboudit. Pack your things, Spike. We're headed for Appleoosa!"
>"Why?"
Poner
No.2137
ChatGPT can write better stories than I can so I'm not even going to bother.
>>2138
Sorry AI has just ruined my last hope of ever being able to offer something of value to anyone.
I'll stop bothering your thread since it seems you are having fun.
Sorry AI has just ruined my last hope of ever being able to offer something of value to anyone.
I'll stop bothering your thread since it seems you are having fun.
Poner
No.2144
>>2140
Then use AI to devise something of value, something so specific that even someone who comes up with a similar idea through similar means isn't in competition. If you're genuinely just frustrated - and not the 'problem' running around trying to throw salt in every thread he can - there are ways to utilize AI to bring things about. There's a generalized AI discussion thread in .../cyb/ or you could post a more specific thread about AI and what affect they have on the creative process and prospects of artists of all kinds (cuz its all kinds now, images, video, music, writing,..) that would probably gain traction.
Then use AI to devise something of value, something so specific that even someone who comes up with a similar idea through similar means isn't in competition. If you're genuinely just frustrated - and not the 'problem' running around trying to throw salt in every thread he can - there are ways to utilize AI to bring things about. There's a generalized AI discussion thread in .../cyb/ or you could post a more specific thread about AI and what affect they have on the creative process and prospects of artists of all kinds (cuz its all kinds now, images, video, music, writing,..) that would probably gain traction.
>>1468
Fell asleep without waiting for an answer. I'm new to this forum so I was curious what format eveyone tends to use. Anyway, here's a link to AO3.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63487726
"Twilight Sparkle's Hooves-On Sex-Ed Course"
It's my first ever fanfic, and it's a rather indulgent clopfic. All characters are adults in this one.
Fell asleep without waiting for an answer. I'm new to this forum so I was curious what format eveyone tends to use. Anyway, here's a link to AO3.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63487726
"Twilight Sparkle's Hooves-On Sex-Ed Course"
It's my first ever fanfic, and it's a rather indulgent clopfic. All characters are adults in this one.
Poner
No.2157
>>2140
Here's my two cents: First cent, the point of creation isn't to be the best rather it's about creating something that you want to exist in this world. You put yourself into your work and that's what makes it meaningful to you. Second cent, AI writing is all flare no substance. AI has a very sharp pen but no soul.
However, I do get you. I feel like that sometimes too, like im suddenly obselete. I get it but I dont think u need to worry jst yet.
Here's my two cents: First cent, the point of creation isn't to be the best rather it's about creating something that you want to exist in this world. You put yourself into your work and that's what makes it meaningful to you. Second cent, AI writing is all flare no substance. AI has a very sharp pen but no soul.
However, I do get you. I feel like that sometimes too, like im suddenly obselete. I get it but I dont think u need to worry jst yet.
Poner
No.2162
>>2153
Ponies (and other creatures) are kinda retarded sometimes. Plus, there's enough humans that don't fully understand sex or the body of the opposite (or same) gender that I figured it'd make some sense. I also didn't feel like making Twilight a predator, or dealing with innocence of foals.
I guess I could have portrayed it as some sort of college biology course or something as a favor to Cadence. But it might've been too much legwork for me to bother with before getting to the spicy bits.
Ponies (and other creatures) are kinda retarded sometimes. Plus, there's enough humans that don't fully understand sex or the body of the opposite (or same) gender that I figured it'd make some sense. I also didn't feel like making Twilight a predator, or dealing with innocence of foals.
I guess I could have portrayed it as some sort of college biology course or something as a favor to Cadence. But it might've been too much legwork for me to bother with before getting to the spicy bits.
>>2132
"Why? What's wit' all these fookin' questions? You see anybody else complaining?" You say and gesture behind you.
>There's not even crickets there.
>"Aww geez, Sweetie. I really should reorganized Twilight's books and--" Spike beings but is interupted.
>You poke a hoof to his chest.
"You know how I feel about libraries. Th-they're not for smart ponies."
>"OH-ooooohhh. YOU WILL RUIN ME!" you're sister's scream cut through space, metal, and time.
>Sweetie cringed before Spike.
>What they didn't know was that Rarity was talking with her loan-shark gryphon on the pone-phone.
>Her father had died and now she had to pay off the entire United States national debt.
>So not the fun kind of ruin, huh?
"Why? What's wit' all these fookin' questions? You see anybody else complaining?" You say and gesture behind you.
>There's not even crickets there.
>"Aww geez, Sweetie. I really should reorganized Twilight's books and--" Spike beings but is interupted.
>You poke a hoof to his chest.
"You know how I feel about libraries. Th-they're not for smart ponies."
>"OH-ooooohhh. YOU WILL RUIN ME!" you're sister's scream cut through space, metal, and time.
>Sweetie cringed before Spike.
>What they didn't know was that Rarity was talking with her loan-shark gryphon on the pone-phone.
>Her father had died and now she had to pay off the entire United States national debt.
>So not the fun kind of ruin, huh?
>>2888
>Regardless of the nature of Rarity's ruination, you were still deadset on Appleoosa
"You hear that, Spike? That's my sister. And it's just the beginning. You don't wanna hear the rest, and neither do I. So get your rear in gear and get your stuff."
>Spike opens his mouth only to be cut off by Rarity's wailing
>"Oh, no no no, that's too big! TOO big!"
>Spike's entire casual demeanor wilted like a flower fed nothing but RedTaur
>Without a word, he turns around and heads off to start packing
>You take the opportunity to follow him in
>You look around the cozy little treehouse - housetree?
>Whatever
>You look around at the bookshelves lining each and every wall
>What a freaking nerd
>Taking in the sight of Twilight's home does make you wonder something
>What should you do while Spike is gettng ready to leave?
>Regardless of the nature of Rarity's ruination, you were still deadset on Appleoosa
"You hear that, Spike? That's my sister. And it's just the beginning. You don't wanna hear the rest, and neither do I. So get your rear in gear and get your stuff."
>Spike opens his mouth only to be cut off by Rarity's wailing
>"Oh, no no no, that's too big! TOO big!"
>Spike's entire casual demeanor wilted like a flower fed nothing but RedTaur
>Without a word, he turns around and heads off to start packing
>You take the opportunity to follow him in
>You look around the cozy little treehouse - housetree?
>Whatever
>You look around at the bookshelves lining each and every wall
>What a freaking nerd
>Taking in the sight of Twilight's home does make you wonder something
>What should you do while Spike is gettng ready to leave?
>>2897
>You walk up to a nearby shelf and flip open one of the books.
>WheresTheP0rn.gif
>All you see before you is like letters and shit.
>Lmao.
>Imagine reading.
>Like a nigguha.
>Top kek.
>You bring the book with you as you enter the restroom.
>While Spike packs, you can get some time alone with your photographic memory and a certain red stallion.
>After a exiting the bathroom with heart-pupils and swaying steps, you returned the now lighter book to its place.
>Suddenly, a thought hit you.
>Maybe there's more to life than being horny!
>...
>nah
>Anyway, what's taking Spike so long?
>You took your time.
>You sigh and shake your head.
>Then you walked up the stairs to the upper floor.
>You walk up to a nearby shelf and flip open one of the books.
>WheresTheP0rn.gif
>All you see before you is like letters and shit.
>Lmao.
>Imagine reading.
>Like a nigguha.
>Top kek.
>You bring the book with you as you enter the restroom.
>While Spike packs, you can get some time alone with your photographic memory and a certain red stallion.
>After a exiting the bathroom with heart-pupils and swaying steps, you returned the now lighter book to its place.
>Suddenly, a thought hit you.
>Maybe there's more to life than being horny!
>...
>nah
>Anyway, what's taking Spike so long?
>You took your time.
>You sigh and shake your head.
>Then you walked up the stairs to the upper floor.
>>2907
>Stomping up the stairs, you arrive at Twilight and Spike's shared bedroom balcony thingy
>Spike's morosely stacking random shit on a big red bandana, and Twilight's laying back on her bed, just reading a book
>Oh gross, she's got her whole pussy out and everything
>You walk up to Spike and ask why he's taking so damn long
>"Oh, uh, hey Sweetie Belle. I was busy trying to tell Twilight I was heading to Appleoosa, but she kept teleporting me across town for bothering her reading time."
>Yeesh
>Seems like you're doing Spike a favor by getting him out of here
>Actually...
>Favors ought to be reciprocated, no?
>You rub your chinnychinchin and ponder that thought
>Stomping up the stairs, you arrive at Twilight and Spike's shared bedroom balcony thingy
>Spike's morosely stacking random shit on a big red bandana, and Twilight's laying back on her bed, just reading a book
>Oh gross, she's got her whole pussy out and everything
>You walk up to Spike and ask why he's taking so damn long
>"Oh, uh, hey Sweetie Belle. I was busy trying to tell Twilight I was heading to Appleoosa, but she kept teleporting me across town for bothering her reading time."
>Yeesh
>Seems like you're doing Spike a favor by getting him out of here
>Actually...
>Favors ought to be reciprocated, no?
>You rub your chinnychinchin and ponder that thought
Poner
No.2918
>>2912
>Twit crow pro.
>Hmmm.
>Wait, Harry Potter!
"Spike, your flames are green right? Are you hooked up to the Harry Potter universe's Flu Network?" you ask as you start to rub your hooves together like really happygoblin... Merchant... Somepone with a very optimistic view on life.
>Spike scratches the scales on his head with a claw.
>"Hairy Ploter? Sounds lewd, Sweetie Belle. Can you stop? All you think about is sex. It's not healthy," he says, accusingly.
>:C
>You roll your eyes.
"No, Harry Potter. 'The boy who lived.'"
>Spike visibly cringes.
>"Sweetie, uhh, how old are you? Harry Potter is for kids."
>You grins at you, clearly feeling superior.
>WTF!
"But My Little Pony is for adults?"
>"With patrician taste," he says and takes a sip of some crystal gnash juice from cocktail glass.
"SONIC! hE CaN REAlLY mOVE! sONIC He'S GOT aN ATtiTuDe!"
>You screech-sing into Spike's face.
>Spike put down his cocktail and gives you a condescending look.
>DistainForPlebs.Png
>"If I say, 'Yes, I'm conncted to the Flu Network,' what would you do with that information?" Spike asks.
>You click your tongue.
"I'll get back at a Wizard named Ollivander. I just showed up ripped out hairs from my mane. Said he'd use 'em for wands or something, before flicking out of existence. I need pay-back and you owe me for getting you out of here," you growl out.
>Twit crow pro.
>Hmmm.
>Wait, Harry Potter!
"Spike, your flames are green right? Are you hooked up to the Harry Potter universe's Flu Network?" you ask as you start to rub your hooves together like really happy
>Spike scratches the scales on his head with a claw.
>"Hairy Ploter? Sounds lewd, Sweetie Belle. Can you stop? All you think about is sex. It's not healthy," he says, accusingly.
>:C
>You roll your eyes.
"No, Harry Potter. 'The boy who lived.'"
>Spike visibly cringes.
>"Sweetie, uhh, how old are you? Harry Potter is for kids."
>You grins at you, clearly feeling superior.
>WTF!
"But My Little Pony is for adults?"
>"With patrician taste," he says and takes a sip of some crystal gnash juice from cocktail glass.
"SONIC! hE CaN REAlLY mOVE! sONIC He'S GOT aN ATtiTuDe!"
>You screech-sing into Spike's face.
>Spike put down his cocktail and gives you a condescending look.
>DistainForPlebs.Png
>"If I say, 'Yes, I'm conncted to the Flu Network,' what would you do with that information?" Spike asks.
>You click your tongue.
"I'll get back at a Wizard named Ollivander. I just showed up ripped out hairs from my mane. Said he'd use 'em for wands or something, before flicking out of existence. I need pay-back and you owe me for getting you out of here," you growl out.
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