/poner/ - Ponies

>>3718
>Moondancer will never break into my house in the middle of the night to sleep in my bed with me
What's the point of living, genuinely?

>>3727
So you can install the Moon Dancer Date sim into your neurolink

You can talk about how much you love her NEET stink behind your screen all you like, but if actually took a whiff of this mare you'd shrivel up and die

I want to have sex with this nerd

>>3753
I'll take my chances

>>4140
Are you sure? She probably doesn't clean herself. It'd be like cramming a sausage in a week old cheesy taco.

>>4556
I wonder how much she will squirm if I try to make her take a bath

moondancer smells good actually

>>6250
Trvth nvke

>>4556
Its probably some natural horse musk smell that ferments for days before she decides to shower properly

>>3753
lot of people would say they want a "cute neet gf" til she shits herself while playing video games for 7 hours before popping her horrible face acne with her cheetos fingers
I like mares because they aint like that. Hooves cant press keys on keyboard

>>3670
French the stinky sweater pony.

>>8779
And online gaming hasn't been invented in Equestria.
Yet.

>>8873
In my headcanon Equestria has computers on the level of 1996.

>>11213
I like this idea of ponies needing to go to the library to look up things online. Pony LAN parties. Pony underground conspiracy websites. Pony IRC drama. Pony online dating. Connecting shut-in ponies so that even the terminally shy and homely can experience the joy of friendship

>>11213
They have arcade games, so they must have at least basic computers.

>>11217
Not so. My mom played an arcade 'driving' game when her age was single-digit. Way, **WAY** before computers.

It was purely mechanical, not probably all that distant from player-pianos in terms of tech/moving parts.

>>11218
>when her age was single-digi
When was that?

>>11218
>My mom played an arcade 'driving' game when her age was single-digit
>It was purely mechanical
That was just plain old 'driving', Poner. She could have killed someone.

>>11221
she was a tiny bit too old to be a hippy. But still, probably around 1960

>>11222
Trips tipped comment canceled.

(Though she did destroy the transmission trying to get out of the flooded driveway once, having been told to rock it back and forth and not quite having the dexterity, I guess, to gently rock a three-on-the-tree Dart)

>>11224
>a tiny bit too old
*young

>11224, 11225
My bad; have
>Please post the stinky sweater pony
(although that's not the age-paradox I was trying for in the previous img but...)