This is now a Twilight Sparkle board. All other threads are gay and retarded. Twilight is best pony.
i'm trans btw, not sure if this matters
>>1044I want to airlift a unicorn.
Twilight sparkle is objectively best pony. There is no contest. Main character, best fan art, best voice, best color, best at everything that matters.
Imagine wanting a human wife. Shit tier tastes. If your wife doesn't have 4 hooves and a snoot you're a freak
>>1064 imagine running your hand through twilight's mane. Getting to brush her with her head in your lap. She is too amazing!
Fun posting at the gym, risking my bro seeing my phone
>>1099Kill yourself nigger. My wife would never support fags
>>1099Agreed. Transvestites deserve as much right to medically-assisted suicide as any other group.
>>1099At least post the unedited version.
Idf already trying to fag up the straightest thread. Thanks for the free bumps to best pony
>>1148>the straightest threadYou don't think Twilight's thought about kissing a mare once or twice? I find that hard to believe. There's probably straighter ponies.
>>1153Absolute slander of my beautiful wife. I should have you strung up for saying such things
>>1208That doesn't sound like embracing friendship, mister.
>>1208trans ponies can be wives?
Sure are a lot of homos in this thread
>>1302What a perfect mare. Very much wife material
>>1302I prefeer the little sock trap version, but hell, I want to make her blush like that holding her cheeks like hamburger
Good night twi chads. See you in the morning.
>>1412Not the hugest fan of that Twilight design but I love it when ponies wear warm saddles during winter to keep the snow off them. Sleep well!
>>1441Sorry friend, the research is in. 9/10 researchers say she's best pony. We shot the last one.
>>2076Nien, twilight is a gemerald
Thread on red board without horse porn ?
Ok, maybe twifags aren't as bad as I thought they are.
Twi and Lyra fillies moment
>>2102OH NO TWILIGHT BROS WHAT'S THIS
>>2096Twi chads win again. Lust is not the same as love. True love is waiting to have sex and not fapping untill you meet your waifu in equestria and marry her.
I spend all day thinking about this purple beauty.
Y'all seem to be confused on who is best pony.
>>2201Anon, I hate to tell you this but back ground mares can't be best pony
>>2289Any pony can be best pony as long as they warm your heart, silly.
>>2292Truer words have never been spoken
Mares are very pretty no matter what they look like. The top mare is the mare that makes (you) smile
I guess only 3 twi fags made it over from /mlp/
>>2310derpy is a pro at warming my heart, i love my mare wife so much bros
Twilight not on page one is heresy
>>2404Face it TwiCHUMPS, you might run the show on halfchan, but step outside and it's a TrixieGOD world.
>>4188>tries to learn Earth lingo to make (you) feel at homeAw, Twilight's such a good pony. I'd read history books with her and ask lots of questions about things I've already figured out just so I can hear her explain them.
>>1040Best Pony crushed worst pony
any good fics you guys would recommend?
>>2182I hate this artist so much bros...
Anon's, got any advice on how to convince a Twilie to consider jogging or atleast taking a walk in the forest?
>>6061Does she like you? If so, go with her! You probably need the exercise too. Remember, friendship is magic and can solve many problems.
>>6062Purple Nerdy hooves wrote this
>>6099Wouldn't she use telekinesis?
>>6062She likes me yeah, we're both bookworms, technically she's already went on a walk with me through a forest but she was levitating a book infront of herself the entire way.
All I'm asking for is just a nice, simple walk, no books, no multitasking.
>>6103Sounds like you should talk to her about it - perhaps first though you should consider your own goals. Do you want that because you think it's good for her to focus on nature or do you want that because you want to connect with her in that setting? Understanding that will decide what you should do next. Best of luck Nonny!
>>1040Where is the porn you thread sucks
>>6692You know, anybody can post on this site. You don't have to complain like a little bitch, you can post porn if you want there to be porn in the thread.
>>6696I am to lazy to look for it that your job
>>6719I think the thread's better without porn so I won't be doing that. You can have these very appropriate Twilight Sparkle expressions though.
>>1040Yeah, best at being the WORST.
>>7095She is the best of being the worst of the mane six.
Rainbow dash is best pony that a fact.
>>7236I don't think your favorite pony would approve of you talking shit about one of her best friends, mister.