"Listen well newfags for I will tell you the story of how the sun became a teletubbies ripoff.">The legendary tale of Anonymous the banished.
"I'll bet if I 'enhance' the sun it'll glow brighter, and then you can write messages on it.">"Princess Celestia the sun is too bright for a simple glowstick ingredient to outshine the sun.">"I believe I can help with this.">"Discord?">"I'll go drop it off on my way out of the door.">All I had to do is wait, and get my lifetime supply of icecream.
"Hah! The sun clearly says Anon rules, -">"Whaawhaaa whaa."
"Oh sweet mother of-">"Ahhh! We're all going to die!"
>"Princess are you sure Anonymous has to stay banished? Crime rates have dropped, public indecency is nearly non-existant, and relations with other countries are at an all time high."
"I'm sure it'll be just fine for substitute stars.">"If thou art sure."
>"Princess could Anonymous have one last chance? More ponies are out at night, and shady deals have decreased dramatically."
"Think of the possibilities glowing ink in some magazines for late night reading."
>"Princess the leader of the bookenites have perfectly requested an audience."
"That's how I became your god-king.">A peon with a newspaper came running in. The newspaper looked kind of honored by the service.>The newspaper blushing as I read.>They made their lubricant glow.>The sexual lubricant.>I knew I should have looked more into the company.>I looked to my waifu, and handed her the paper.