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>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Bff9CRn8VVwgpxT6sU6cottQsQ3svXGI
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>231233
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… What if I have tendencies toward all three?


Then you are the ultimate filly, the One True Filly.


Judging by how most of these stories go, that doesn't sound like a good thing.


That's because being the filly is a bad fantasy you shouldn't want to come true.



Must say something about the quality of our lives where such a thing seems like it might be preferable to so many of us, then.


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It does.



>Ywn have a momfu harem of Lone15, ASSFAGGOT, and AllNighters' Twilights
Why live?


There is no reason. Join me at the golden gate bridge and we can all go to Equestria together.


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>tfw in sand with no car


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It's okay, filly. We're all sad here.


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>mfw lurking anonymous draw/writefag
why me


Welcome to the club.



Looking good


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>mfw sewfilly, yarnfilly, flossfilly


Yarnfilly is extra special. Its like being a drawfilly, except with 3 dimensional drawings, that bring filly to life in new ways


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Are lurkfillies' cutie marks comparatively more opaque the more posts they've made, or is an average poster a different type of filly?


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After a few minutes of intense thought on the subject, you completely struggle to think up a single thing to do while you wait on the plane. As such, you resort to the one thing any good pony does, and ask your friends.

"Alright guys, I've got nothing. How do we kill time? Also, how do we get CNN or Fox to give us money to go to Disneyland?"

Twilight giggles. "You really think they'll actually do it? That would be pretty expensive for a story, flying so many ponies and their families."

You shrug. "Well I mean these guys were willing to get us a private fucking jet. That's what, tens of thousands of dollars?"

"You're probably around the height of your value as far as stories go," Alex butts in. "There are now a ton of ponies who just got transformed, which will make for a ton of news stories to come. You guys just happen to have been the first, and with knowledge of another world."

Your ears droop just a little. Alex sees this and adds, "I'm sure you'll be able to milk your story just a bit, especially since you're the only ones who know what the hell caused so many people to turn into ponies. I don't know how far it'll go though. We live in a 24 hour news cycle, after all."

"…Damn. Well, let's hope I can score us a deal or something. Maybe I can get Trump to help. He's good at deals, right?"

Alex laughs. "Sure, kid."

Coco place a hoof on your shoulder. "It's fine if you can't get it. I just wish I could spend some time being a kid again."

"Aww, thanks Coco. I'm gonna try though. Now I just have to wonder how the hell we can kill some time though…"

"Would it be evil to suggest Truth or Dare?" Twilight offers.


>>Aren't you a little young to be doing home repairs?
>>Yes, yes I am.
Love that reference, thanks Lone!

Fucking amazing, I'm glad you picked up my idea.


Technically speaking, no. Would it be the best of ideas? Also no.


Jesus christ, Phineas and Ferb. I feel *OLD*.


You feel old? how old are you? "inb4 fed" I clicked the reply button, therefore I agree Israel's nukes are almost as much of a problem as Sam Hyde's unbreakable killstreak.


21. Just makes me feel old that I haven't wawtched FIM, Phineas and Ferb, or any other popular cartoon in over five+ years.


Oh. Not as old, but not too far off and in the same boat. Last thing I watched was anime, and that's just because a friend watched it with me.


>not drinking fucktons of whiskey while talking with strangers on VRChat over Murdoch Murdoch episodes
What're ya, fuckin' gay?


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What a silly question to ask
We're all fagets here, anon




Bold of you to assume I can afford copious amounts of booze OR a VR headset!


To be fair, you only need to afford the booze. VRchat can be played with a mouse and keyboard.


In essence, no. But the fact that it being "evil" crossed Twilight's mind makes me think she's planning something mischievous.


planning/has something in mind


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it is WEDNESDAY my fillies


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Fuck yeah


Do you guys want the latest Build of my game lol


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Yes, of course.



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I want to boop the filly on her snootle


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>Your mom takes you to the pet store
>A filly is there
>She's cool with buying it
What do you do with your newfound friend/fucktoy?


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There's really only one thing to do:


The most diabolical thing of all: play vidya together, share some Dewritos, and just generally dick about like friends do. And I wouldn't even expect any sex or even cuddles out of the deal.


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Way to get inappropriate anon, I was just gonna suggest hoof-holding but you had to go and make it weird


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Those are all good ideas, even if they are a little extreme, but the tried and true method still is the best.


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You can't rape the willing


Yes you can, you just need to figure out what disgusts her first and make sure every type of intimate contact she receives is undesirable. Make her cry.


And if she's not disgusted by anything?


Then we’ll resolve to that when everything has been tried


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