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 No.207723[View All]

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>202060
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 No.213055

>>212984
Unfortunately, the /MegaComfy/ post negates all later posts that try to deny it, so therefore you cannot go back in time to kill my mother.

>>213014
>because they cannot be true unless both are true
How? Only the first one is true since it negates the other.

 No.213056

>>213055
But my post also nullifies all past and future posts. That would mean that my post also completely neutralizes yours.

 No.213060

>>213056
No.
The post was negated by the first one, meaning the entirety of your post doesn't count.
Like code, thread physics goes line-by-line.

 No.213063

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 No.213064

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Guilt, regret, and anger. Three tidal waves of emotion flood your mind as you try to process what just happened. In your selfishness, you have single-handedly doomed all of Equestria to a fate of enslavement and likely starvation at the hooves of a communist, while simultaneously fucking over your own friends. What kind of idiot were you to-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Twilight lets out a blood-curdling scream at the top of her lungs. She's been doing this for the past five minutes, interspersed with hyperventilating and striking Lyra and Daring when they try to cheer her up. She is not taking any of this well.

"GOD DAMMIT ANON, YOU FUCKED US. YOU ALL FUCKED US. DID ANY OF YOU WISH TO REMAIN PONIES WHILE WE WERE CREATING THE PORTAL? BECAUSE SO FUCKING HELP ME WHEN I FIND OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO A CIA FUCKING BLACK SITE AND GET FUCKING MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS!"

You've had enough of this shit. It is absolutely impossible for you to focus on how much of a miserable failure you are when Twilight keeps trying to blow everyone's eardrums off. You walk up to her and clock her in the face with a wind-up hoof punch, knocking her to the ground, but not unconscious. She looks angry, but not seriously injured.

"Shut the FUCK up Diana. Do you think I don't know we all fucked up? I'm trying to wallow in my own FUCKING misery here, and I can't exactly do that when you're SCREAMING AS LOUD AS YOU CAN!"

"Umm… guys?" Coco steps forward and attempts to position herself between the two of you. "I don't think fighting is going to solve any of our problems. And I mean, at least we're home, right?"

Twilight turns an angry glare to her and gets back on her hooves to start screaming again. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, COCO, NO ONE ASKED YOU. YOU'RE PROBABLY THE REASON WHY WE NEVER TRANSFORMED BACK. I BET YOU SECRETLY WISHED THE ELEMENTS WOULD LET YOU STAY A PONY SO YOU COULD GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. RETURN TO EARTH BUT STAY YOUNG AGAIN? I BET YOU'RE JUST FUCKING ECSTATIC WHILE THE REST OF US ARE SUFFERING."

"I…" Coco is speechless. Her attempt to defuse the situation backfired, and now Twilight has turned her ire towards her. The rest of your friends, likely not wanting to invoke the wrath of Purple Cunt, have distanced themselves away on a nearby park bench. You will have to fix this… somehow.

 No.213065

>>213064
Wait for a good opportunity to bash Diana over the head hard with something heavy. Also find something heavy and devise a plan to properly bash her.
1d100[ 1d100 = 23 ]

 No.213066

>>213065
This but not so heavy it kills her 1d100[ 1d100 = 64 ]

 No.213069

>>213064
Appreciate Coco's attempt to try to calm the situation, but seriously, fuck Purple Cunt. Give that bitch the verbal thrashing she deserves for acting like an entitled fuckcunt and being the worst friend in existence. Seriously. And you know what? If she can't take it or if she remains mad at the ponies here who have supported her through this journey so far, then just gather everyone else together and leave her. 1d100[ 1d100 = 90 ]

 No.213071

>>213069
This, except we're dragging her back to equestria to be able to fix the mess we left behind and if she doesn't cooperate, tell her that we'll track her down when all this is over and no matter how she tries to stop us, we will find her and make her spend her last few minutes on earth choking on our dick.
1d100[ 1d100 = 84 ]

 No.213072

>>213071
But how?

 No.213075

>>213072
How are we dragging her sorry ass back to equestria? With the elements. How are we getting those back? We do that same thing that real-purple and the other ponies did to fuck up Tirek. How are we going to track her down IRL? Autism. How are we going to make her spend the last few minutes she has alive choking on our dick? Because we keep it lodged in her throat until her soul leaves her body.

 No.213083


 No.213107

>>213064
Point out that all the six of you had managed to do was create a portal, not whatever means would be necessary to separate your essence from your pony bodies, and return it to your bodies on earth.
Point out that using the elements to take you directly back to Earth in order to circumvent whatever reason you were all brought to Equestria was bound to be an imperfect solution.
Accept responsibility for not thinking about any of this in the heat of the moment, not talking Twilight down, and actively encouraging the other fillies to take this path, even using your powers to ensure you could convince them. 1d100[ 1d100 = 58 ]

 No.213110

>>213071
>>213075
Sounds like a plan. Boost 1d100[ 1d100 = 6 ]

 No.213123

>>213107
Boosting
1d100[ 1d100 = 52 ]

 No.213155

>>213107
Boosting
1d100[ 1d100 = 53 ]

 No.213194

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Brushies.

 No.213227

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 No.213231

>>213194
She's right, though

 No.213232

>>213227
PANIC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.213239

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Another totally not filly

 No.213241

>>213239
Why that filly have a cunny instead of a horsepussy?

 No.213249

>>213239
Merry Christmas,you filthy Heretic.

 No.213290

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>>213064

Coco doesn't deserve any of this. All she wanted to do was help, and now she's getting yelled at. She did what she knew was right, and now you feel you need to do the same for her. Using both of your front hooves, you grab Twilight's face and force her to look you in the eyes. She is not happy, but this has to be done.

"Diana, what the HELL is your problem? This is NOT how you are supposed to treat a friend. Coco never asked for ANY of this, and you fucking know it. I get that you're mad. I think we're all fucking mad, but right now you're acting like a spoiled fucking child. Daring is a literal criminal and she's behaving better than you right now. Yeah, we've fucked things up - royally. We'll fix it, somehow. I don't know how, maybe it'll involve some sort of rainbow magic like in that one episode. But you know what? If you're going to act like this, you'll get nothing, and we'll leave you. Element of Harmony or not, I am not going to work with you - ever - if you act like this again."

Twilight glares at you like she's about to kill you, but in the end, does nothing. The two of you are silent for the next half a minute, simply staring into each other's eyes. She sighs. "You're right, I am being a bit of a cunt. I'm still mad though… and I want to destroy something."

 No.213291

Who wants Twilight to commit a federal offense in a fit of anger?

 No.213298

>>213291
Nobody. The last fucking thing we need right now is any attention at all.
>>213290
Offer Twilight a hug. Even if she declines, hug her anyway. Friends don't let friends fuck each other over. 1d100[ 1d100 = 32 ]

 No.213304

>>213291
Yes.
>>213290
"Yea, i understand your Frustration But the Best thing to do right now is get out of Here Before Someone sees a bunch of talking magic horses"
1d100[ 1d100 = 56 ]

 No.213308

>>213290
Well now's a good time to test if your magic still works, because we're shit out of luck without it. Uproot a tree or something. 1d100[ 1d100 = 48 ]

 No.213314

>>213291
Whatever she does, nobody had better get hurt.
>>213290
After diana''s done working out her shitfit, how about we brainstorm about ways to get back to equestria. Secret CIA projects, anyone?
1d100[ 1d100 = 7 ]

 No.213336

>>213308
This but without ripping up a tree you retard, something less noticable 1d100[ 1d100 = 42 ]

 No.213360

>>213290
>>213308 This, but ask her to pick up a stick with magic and smash it against a tree trunk or something else hard. That ought to kill two birds with one stone. 1d100[ 1d100 = 37 ]

 No.213361

>>213360
It just occurred to me that if magic doesn't work, then Twilight might get angry enough to commit the federal offense that Reuben mentioned. >>213291

 No.213367


 No.213406

>>210735
Not a bad conclusion for now. I'm excited to see what you do next.

Friendly reminder for the rest of you to give contentfags other than Reuben and Smoldix (You)s if you want them to stick around

 No.213416

>>213406
Empty (You)s are worse than no (You)s

 No.213421

>>213406
CYOAs ruined these threads, actual content is ignored for le meme rolls.

 No.213429

>>213239
>large.png
Use the download links, don't download resized images

 No.213430

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What's this?

 No.213431

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>>213430
Oh shit

 No.213432

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>>213431
Filly is unsure about this

 No.213435

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>>213430
>>213431
>>213432

very cute plushies

 No.213438

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>>213435
Thanks
The size works out pretty well

 No.213448

>>211374
Lovely.

 No.213452

>>212111
Checked those trips.
Also, she is so cute.

 No.213455

>>213438
Yup. They belong together.

 No.213460

>>213421
This
At least it wasn't a huge problem back when we were on /mlp/ and just used simple (You)s for inputs since it mostly blended in with other content and discussion, but now we have blocky dice rolls in bold with each response, and reactions to the numbers rolled as well, sometimes with extra rolls in those
The CYOA as it has been here feels like it chokes out other stuff at times

 No.213462

>>213416
At the very least, it gives the content fag visual feedback that someone likes what they're doing, and wants to see more.

 No.213475

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 No.213477

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>>213475
New bread?!

 No.213720

>>212829
I wanna fuck dead anon clones! Necrophilia FTW!


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