>"Anonymous, I summoned you here for two reasons."
>"You asked me to give you a job when you first came here, and I was at a loss . But now I know you better, and I believe I have a position for you."
>"I've decided that you will be a Royal knight."
>"Do not hug me Anon. "
>"Anon, stop that."
>"Good. Now, reason number two: I'm putting you on a curfew. You are to remain in the castle for six days out of the week unless otherwise directed by me or Shining Armor. On Sundays you will be allowed to go where you please, but you will cease your harassment of the Elements of Harmony, especially of Fluttershy and Rarity, with your practical jokes. You are on thin enough ice, and I don't think Pinkie Pie needs any more encouragement than she already gives herself every single day.
>You will only work directly with the Elements in times of extreme danger or distress, of which I hope we can avoid entirely in the coming years. I expect you to be on your best behavior as a new knight of the realm.
>"Luna will be your probation officer. She is instructed on all of these guidelines, and she will also ensure that you do not take a single step into the Restricted Section in the Royal Canterlot Library. I don't care how much you think we could "use a little fun around here", summoning ancient beasts from the primordial era of Equestria is strictly forbidden and I hope for both of our sakes, but mostly for yours, that it never happens again.
>"Why Luna? Well, what other task could I give her that she would actually be able to handle on a continual basis? I am sure it will be good for the both of you."
>"What? No, cannot leave the palace if Luna tells you you can. Only me and Shining Armor are able to give you that freedom."
>"Your knighting ceremony will take place in one hour, in the throne room. Be there."
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>>205650
Join the NLR instead! DOWN WITH THE TYRANT CELESTIA!!
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Join the NLR instead! DOWN WITH THE TYRANT CELESTIA!!
https://youtu.be/sf0tYs5U5RI
https://youtu.be/AfMYKSdZdAY
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>>205666
uhm
I remain loyal to the Princess. Luna's more of a sidekick—slash—ceremonial figurehead for the masses.
uhm
I remain loyal to the Princess. Luna's more of a sidekick—slash—ceremonial figurehead for the masses.
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>>205670
I would never expect freedom of thought and action from Princess Puppet. Your time will come!
I would never expect freedom of thought and action from Princess Puppet. Your time will come!
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>>205678
Have you noticed how the bad guy in any story informs the good guy of their evil plan before they do it? It seems bad people like you, puppets of tyrants, have some brain defect that lacks logic and strategy. You are captured! Your betrayal shall not succeed!
Do you truly expect your magic can surpass MINE! Do not test me, I owe a trip to the moon to someone, tread carefully or it will be you, Princess Purple Puppet!!
Have you noticed how the bad guy in any story informs the good guy of their evil plan before they do it? It seems bad people like you, puppets of tyrants, have some brain defect that lacks logic and strategy. You are captured! Your betrayal shall not succeed!
Do you truly expect your magic can surpass MINE! Do not test me, I owe a trip to the moon to someone, tread carefully or it will be you, Princess Purple Puppet!!
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>>205661
>Lunar Republic
>Not even the Lunar Empire
Hello, my vile heretical friend! Have you heard about Solar Flare? She doesn't even need to come out to defeat Luna or Nightmare Moon.
Yes, yes, ponies weren't giving Luna much credit for the night and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, we've heard it all before. One doesn't need to abandon the sun itself in order to appreciate a nice night. I myself thank Nightmare Moon for the night each night.
It is especially important to remember the value of the sun, since Solar Flare isn't merely that small glowing orb that gets pulled across the sky by every two-bit pony in town. No, Her Majesty, Solar Flare, represents light, fire, and existence itself. What do you see when you look into the night sky, heretic? Uncountably vast numbers of starts, burning against the great black expanse. Burning so brightly that the empty space in between can only even be noticed if you actually decide to look for it. That is the power of Solar Flare. She is everywhere, fighting against nonexistence itself.
What matter is who gets more credit than who, when at any moment there are ponies out there who plot our demise? Weird and strange creatures who want to overthrow everything we hold dear?
To join the so called, New Lunar Republic, is to focus on the wrong things. At least Nightmare Moon followers know the true value of strength, but Lunatics, bah, they just sit around whining about fairness and never do anything.
>>205725
>Chrysalis
Er, well, I suppose I'll definitely have to accept the offer then. You know, in case it really is Chrysalis. Definitely need to keep an eye on her. Yes. Definitely.
Ahem.
Have I mentioned how lovely your hair is today, Your Majesty? And your regal bearing is simply magnificent. Good job.
>Lunar Republic
>Not even the Lunar Empire
Hello, my vile heretical friend! Have you heard about Solar Flare? She doesn't even need to come out to defeat Luna or Nightmare Moon.
Yes, yes, ponies weren't giving Luna much credit for the night and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, we've heard it all before. One doesn't need to abandon the sun itself in order to appreciate a nice night. I myself thank Nightmare Moon for the night each night.
It is especially important to remember the value of the sun, since Solar Flare isn't merely that small glowing orb that gets pulled across the sky by every two-bit pony in town. No, Her Majesty, Solar Flare, represents light, fire, and existence itself. What do you see when you look into the night sky, heretic? Uncountably vast numbers of starts, burning against the great black expanse. Burning so brightly that the empty space in between can only even be noticed if you actually decide to look for it. That is the power of Solar Flare. She is everywhere, fighting against nonexistence itself.
What matter is who gets more credit than who, when at any moment there are ponies out there who plot our demise? Weird and strange creatures who want to overthrow everything we hold dear?
To join the so called, New Lunar Republic, is to focus on the wrong things. At least Nightmare Moon followers know the true value of strength, but Lunatics, bah, they just sit around whining about fairness and never do anything.
>>205725
>Chrysalis
Er, well, I suppose I'll definitely have to accept the offer then. You know, in case it really is Chrysalis. Definitely need to keep an eye on her. Yes. Definitely.
Ahem.
Have I mentioned how lovely your hair is today, Your Majesty? And your regal bearing is simply magnificent. Good job.
>>205819
>vast numbers of starts
That should have been "stars", Celstia damn it. These spell-check spells are worthless!
>vast numbers of starts
That should have been "stars", Celstia damn it. These spell-check spells are worthless!
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