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 No.190865[Last 50 Posts]

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>188317


The heck kind of leaves look bumpy like those?


Holly, maybe?


This, that's holly, not mistletoe.


I did think it might be that, and it probably is, but I'm used to holly having clearly spiny leaves. Those just look bumpy.


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>the fillies in this thread


I've seen other artists get the shape of holly leaves wrong before as well, it baffles me how people keep getting it wrong.



Anonfilly and Twilight Sitting next to each other on a hill overlooking a field filled with wonderful flowers that glow in the dark.

If you did get ripped away from your world and everything you knew, and got turned into a filly, then would you not try and find a quiet place where you could hear nothing but nature and your own thoughts, just to think about what has happened and try to accept what you have turned into? I know I would. Meditation kinda helps sometimes. And that's why I'd like to see this image drawn because I imagined this:

>Anonfilly is sitting on a small hill overlooking a bunch of glowing flowers

>And stars in the sky
>And so much more you'd only be able to see at night
>It's a secret place that not many others know about
>Twilight decides to follow Anonfilly one night when she walks away from the treebrary
>Twi finds her sitting there at the edge of a short hill overlooking something one could only imagine of in their dreams
>Sitting next to Anonfilly, Twilight calmly says there's nothing A-filly has to hide, and that they can talk about everything
>Filly hesitates for a minute, but then gives in to her feelings
>They talk, and both answer honestly to everything
>Then silence
>Anonfilly has nothing more to say
>Twilight decides to stay with Anonfilly without saying anything
>A short minute of silence passes
>Two minutes
>Then ten
>Before Twi knew it, Anonfilly gets tired and rests her head against Twilight's shoulder.
>Filly eventually falls asleep.
>Twilight lifts Anonfilly up with her magic and puts the filly on her back
>She then calmly walks home
>To the Treebrary
>Their home

I don't know. I'm a bit drunk right now.


Hey, write drunk edit sober. I can really feel the mood of this mate, god I wish that were me…


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You know what to do, requests are up.


Filly playing poker
Bonus points if filly loses to Dashie



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N-no u!


Something to appease my/our mommy issues


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Babby is a /mischief/ maker


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You just lost your tendies privilege, Anon.


>implying babby isn't on a breastmilk-only diet


>implying babby isn't on a semen-only diet


>implying babby isn't on a breastmilk and semen diet


>"Alright Anon, time to suck on mommy's "special nipple".


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Quiet, the babbies are trying to sleep.


Draw Filly Gassing the jews


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Some of the fillies are also beginning to sleep.


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>Ywn need to bump another filly thread.


I want to fall asleep with the other fillies


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Time for a recap.

Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ

>You are Anon Filly, a human-turned cute green filly, living in Ponyville with your adoptive family.

>First, and most importantly, there's Twilight Velvet, who you've lately been taking to calling "mama", since your real mom died in childbirth.
>You're currently plotting to get her to breastfeed you, possibly without her knowing about it.
>Second, there's Night Light. You guess he's supposed to be your dad or something, but you never really talked to him. He's just the stallion that is probably plowing Mama Velvet every night.
>Then there's Cadance and Shining Armor. They're a couple of horny teens that have sex in your room three times a fortnite in exchange for looking the other way when you and Twilight decide to get into the liquor cabinet.
>Despite this agreement, Cadance does seem to care for you… somewhat, and has expressed concerns with you.
>And then there's Twilight Sparkle… who is also a human-turned filly.
>Back on Earth, she was a CIA analyst and a mother of 3.
>Now she's your partner in crime as you try to figure out how to get back home.
>You are currently sitting at a table with a book, and receiving a lecture from Cadance about not running away from home again.


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Pic related


>Actually spelling it Fortnite


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Unuploaded fillies from Dicksword.


>satyr "filly"
>photo taken from a bad angle
It's understandable why those two weren't posted tbh.

Also, one of the other two pics looks like Lone's art style. Don't you think he might have planned to post it at a particular time like he usually does?


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Well fuck me, I had a brainfart.


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Default dance filly when?


Could give artist names, at least.

The ones I know are:
2. Lockhe4rt
3. Lone15



100% this


>Claps hooves



No. I misspelled "fortnight" because it's a word I don't tend to use often, but that doesn't mean we're gonna bring that cancer in here.


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Update for that aussie who was asking: somebody (not me) actually did tear it down.
>Implying you can stop drawfags


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Tis a strange place, where black panther ticket stubs qualify as donations. Praise be to the SJW.


>dance filly
This makes me wonder. Is there any art of Anonfilly dancing Caramelldansen?




4. TinyEquine


Last one is an Anon, but he's posted here before.


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I want that anon to get his tiny filly to pose for a better pic, no matter how much reeing and complaining he has to endure as a result


No, the satyr dude. He's drawn normal fillies before.


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That's the first one tho


I was talking about the guy that drew the satyr filly.


Yeah, the satyr "filly" is first from left to right


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That filly is a cute!
How much did she ree at you before she posed for the pic?


Tiny filly a little cutie.


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That's EF, not Tiny. This is Tiny.


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And this filly is in love with my magic fingers~


Heart-eye filly a cute


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Are we fingering filly now?


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These tiny fillies are such absolute cuties!


you see them all the time in the discord server though, don't you anon?


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That's a big (You).



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"Gonna be honest Cadance, I think I need some motivation if you want to keep me at home all the time."

She stares at you blankly.

<"What could you possibly want this time? You've already got me turning a blind eye to you and Twilight's shenanigans."

"I think I need a spanking."

<"I- what? Is this a joke?"

"Nope. I've been a pretty bad filly, and I'm probably going to be a bad filly for quite some time. Don't bad fillies deserve to be punished?"

<"…okay, get over here you little brat. You've earned this."

Slowly, you walk over to Cadance, who offers you a spot on top of one of her legs. You sprawl out across it, laying on your belly, and trying to get as comfortable as possible for what happens next. Your butt is lifted into the air without warning by Cadance's magic, and what immediately follows is about ten good hard swats with her hoof.

<"And don't you ever run away from this house again, do you hear me?"

"Yeah, about that… I should probably also let you know that I may or may not end up heading down to Manehattan at some point. Got some friends to visit and some business to take care of. You can come with if you'd like though."

<"I'll have to think about- wait, did you say Manehattan?"

"Yes I did."

<"Now we're talking. When can we go?"


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Comfy threads are my favorite


>it's nice that you listened to the Anons last thread, but we're gonna need a bit more detail for this sort of thing.


Someone needs to edit that filly to look happy. Can't because phoneposter.


There is a slight smile on her face, it's just somewhat obscured by the shadow of the blanket she's wrapped in


The eyes need to be adjusted I think, from casual observation it appears that she is remorseful or depressed.


>Denouncing what got this thread going in the first place
>Trying to make this into even more of a hugbox general
Fuck off, you absolute faggot.


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Cryptically say when fate decides we should go like the shitposty little psychic we are. 1d100[ 1d100 = 16 ]


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This. Fillies need to be shown their place.


This. Keep in mind people get off to it.



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I'll show filly her place


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Filly's place is in the womb.


So that's why purple was craving hayburgers so much.


Is filly being detained?


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The doctor is in


Mommy, I wanted tendies!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


>whan happens when filly tells Twilight that she's not her real mom one too many times


Really is a shame that never got colored. Also, requesting more collar fillies for any drawfags that feel like it.


"What the fuck!? just two seconds ago you were ready to discipline my little bottom like it damn well deserves after such an episode running away and so on so on whatever. Now you want to go to a Manehattan what now to do whatever??? I don't think I can trust you to call the shots in this place! I think we should go not because you decided so but because I decided it is the only logical thing to do at this point?!?! TO kill that cunt with our elements of haramony and shit!! And whatever you want to do and stuff! 1d100[ 1d100 = 61 ]


Gas Yourself


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You first, hugboxer


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that pic reminds me of my childhood


yea sure im the faggot, because i like my fillies bones on the inside.


Australia is a wild place


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>bones on the inside


Pretty sure that it is impossible to not to be a faggot and be in this thread



It's weird how this concept came from the fandom's response to one guy's "Hasbio" fantasy where Hasbro opens a Biotech company and makes genetically-perfect creatures that eat low-shit kibble.
Then humans fuck it up and free them, and they become rats that shit projectile diaria.


Good thing that these posts are now anti-real.


You're anti-real


Fluffies actually have an interesting societal message if you look deep enough into it. Here you can see some people discussing it and also Lone being a faggot, but that's not surprising.



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The relative comfiness of this thread is unironically the entire reason I didn't simply turn my back on /mlp/ when I first decided to start lurking.
Sure, abuse content might be created and enjoyed by abusefags, but a nice, comfy thread is always great to have.
Everybody has their own individual tastes, and that's fine, but we're all here for anonfilly, not just fillyabuse or any other type of anonfilly content in particular.



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Fillies build a fort


Angry filly a smol qt


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"What the fuck, Cadance? Just two seconds ago you were ready to discipline my ass like it damn well deserves for running away, and now that I mention Manehattan you're all hyped up ready to forget everything I did?"

<"To be fair, you're the one who asked to be spanked; I just obliged. I was more than willing to forgive you as long as you were willing to accept a chaperone the next time you feel like running off for no good reason. For what it's worth, Manehattan is an absolutely amazing place to go shopping, and I'd love an excuse to get out of this town."

"And you call that a spanking?"

<"Is that some kind of a challenge?"

"You know what? Yeah. Yeah it is. Hit me as hard as you can until my flank is as pink as yours."

<"You're a real masochist, aren't you? What was your life like before you met us? Did you have abusive parents?"


"Maybe I just like getting spanked, doesn't have to be because of emotional baggage. Either way, we're going because a look alike has taken our magic save-the-world jewelry and we kinda need it for the whole save-the-world thing, y'know?" 1d100[ 1d100 = 28 ]


That’s a nice fortReeeeeeess


Dice rollRolled 20

"No Candy ass my parents died in a train explosion"


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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.


This but instead our parents died in a boaring accident along with all the guns


1d100[ 1d100 = 65 ]


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Back from my retirement for chocolate milk purification and University homework, but can anyone tell me when did /filly/ become a fetish general?

Boostin, also a "train explosion created by SMILE to cover their tracks, they didnt even care for anyon- anypony there!"
1d100[ 1d100 = 5 ]


1d100[ 1d100 = 42 ]


"Trains killed my parents! Swear to me!"


>implying it wasn't always one


It's probably something to do with the cold wester for most of them, I know the idea of cuddling with my momfu is especially enticing right now…


*weather; fuck mobileposting


My mother died in a boating accident before I was born and my father was a seapony. Since I was born without gills, I can't return home. A little spanking is nothing compared to how fucked up life can be sometimes. 1d100[ 1d100 = 73 ]


File: 1544295575126.webm (4.2 MB, 1280x300, Pony Script Demo 1.webm)

Finally finished this, that took way longer than expected.
Always been a fan of TheeLinker, and I have wanted to recreate the Ponymote Animator with more features for several years (and filly faces in it).

Video related is just an example of what can be done, the script for it is included in the softwate's download :

How to use it :
"PonyScript_Data" folder contain a "Script.txt" file, edit it to change what happen.
"PonyScript_Data\Custom" folder is where you can put more images.
Simply launch the .exe and press "Space" to play your scene.

Future :
* Still looking for a way to directly save the scene in movie format instead of requiring a capture software, not too much hope on that tho. Gif could be doable.
* Feel free to post your wish-list of additional features and I will see what I can do.
* Please report bugs and shieet.


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>mother died before I was born

You sure you want to use that exact wording?


Too late, reroll if he wants fixing
Top kek

Turning around and the vertical shake seems kinda slow, but will give a check, well done Anon


Seapony magic nigga. I ain't gotta explain shit!


The male seapony gives birth, like seahorses.
It is easy to explain.


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Wow, nice work Anon! Good video too.


>Turns out ponies actually have credit cards
>Cue Anonfilly trying to scam other fillies


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T-that letter was the one you were gonna send me for Christmas, wasn't it…


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That letter was one I received. I sent out all the letters I was going to send on Tuesday.


Oh right, it was Shpoop. Sorry.


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Now I'm sad too
I hope everything works out for you in the end


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Eyy that's my filly !
Also something something weekly movie night drawing.


That's a good filly


Filly is a qt


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Twitchy witchy filly.


>tfw accidentally lose progress on the update being written by reloading the page

I really need to copy out of the text box and save it more often. Hopefully the story beats I'd come up with for it are still bouncing in my head.


>he doesn't prewrite
y tho?


Because I take way too long to write updates. Usually, I can close the window and the next time I open it, the field still has the text in it. Reloading the page, however, wipes it out. Mind your misclicks…


Use notepad.


That's usually what I copy everything over to. Just need to do it more often. I like using the post field due to the convenient 'you have this many characters remaining' counter. Just need to save it after a bit of writing is all. Develop good habits and such.


This is what i meant


I just write everything in pastebin and save often. Only time that's fucked me over was when I accidentally hit save after the internet went down, but it wasn't much text and a shit update anyway looking back.


Notepad++ has a character counter


start crying 1d100[ 1d100 = 65 ]


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"Look, my mother died in a boating accident before I was born, and my father was a seapony. Since I was born without gills, I can't go home. Spankings are nothing compared to how rough life is."

She stares off blankly trying to contemplate the meaning of what you just said.

<"If your mother died before you were born…"

"Seapony males give birth instead of the female. Kind of a weird thing, but the female injects eggs into the male instead of the male injecting sperm into the female."

<"Okay, but your mother's not a seapony…"

"Well yeah, that's why I was born without gills."

<"Well if she was a normal pony, how would she have uh… impregnated your father?"

Shit, she caught you lying. You need to think of a quick solution, so immediately you start crying. It's hard to cry on command, but you think about the fact that you never met your real mother and the tears start coming quickly. It's not long before this manages to attract the attention of everyone else int he house.

The first pony to notice this is Shining Armor, who starts stumbling down the stairs.

>>"What, what? I'm up. What's going on? Did you make Anon cry, Cadance?"

<"I didn't mean to! I was just asking about her past…"

>>"She's an orphan, Cadance. You can't just bring that stuff up."

<"Well yeah, but she made up this totally random story about being a seapony, and…"

>>"And what of it? She's a filly. Fillies have imaginations."

<"I- never mind. I'm sorry, Anon."


"Soon you'll see things our way"


Dice rollRolled 68

"I think cadence needs a spanking."


By Shiny 1d100[ 1d100 = 24 ]


"ZIGGER" and run off 1d100[ 1d100 = 32 ]


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Any of you fillies know what's going on in this image? I get that it's celebratory, but what's all the stuff on the table?


Wait, would that be possible for any mother-gives-birth species if the mother dies during birth, before the offspring is really born?


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That fluff


No clue. Any context?


Nah, it's just sat in the archive.


Can't find it on any reverse search either.


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Absolutely brutal


Why is Guy Fieri holding a filly?


Well she's holding a screwdriver, we've got springs in one corner, what appear to be metal weights, and three… bits I think?


Checking Hitler dubs


She's an all-star.


>that pic


Why are people into disgusting dicks? Why not just draw a normal one?


Because it's not supposed to be an actual dick, since it's a punishment.
That's a bad dragon sextoy, who tend to be "kinda" oversized.


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Are you saying you want the HMD, anon?


Just make it an oversized one, or somewhat odd. Don't give it disgusting warts and a spear-tipped end.


It's kind of funnier that way though, isn't it? Bad Dragons are themselves a meme too.


Uploaded with some slight upgrade on Derpibooru.
V1.02 now load the sprites without shitty borders, add a few functionalities and has the debugging stuff activated.


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Why is filly such a cute?


Because she is (You)



Also Anonfilly VA has a ongoing vocaroo thread back on mulp if the other new voice clip wasnt enough hint, just dont flood with filly please


Still sounds like shit.



Success! (Though for future reference testing doesn’t require a roll.)
Also I posted in the last thread like a dumbass again.

>You surprisingly wake up feeling pretty good.

>You also slept in a little longer, because you’re all alone here.
>How the fuck did all the hooves on the floor not wake you up?
>Hopping our of bed you quickly make your way to the outside.
>Sure enough all the other fillies are out and playing, and the clock behind you says you only missed five minutes, thankfully.
>Before you’d practically a prison courtyard, just minus basketball courts, workout equipment-
>Actually, listing all the shit that isn’t there would take ages.
>Here it’s a big dirt square, with two bushes on each side, both dead and very prickly, and a slide meant for foals on the right, which is and has been rusty as fuck, ready to break the second another Earth filly’s fat ass gets on it.
>So nobody uses it.
>The two weeks of indoor hell was enough to pay when the single swing broke.
>Never again, like everyone agreed…
>There’s multiple groups of fillies, some hanging out by the thorny bushes, some in the middle, others by walls.
>Activities consisting of running at other fillies with a pointy stick, playing tic-tac-toe in the dirt, and conversation respectively.
>Over in the back, a big, relatively new rock wall that used to just be a gate of metal bars.
>That didn’t last long, it was apparently one filly’s idea to starve herself and hop through the bars, like the shit you think about in every cartoon, but nobody ever does.
>At least it worked out for her, and who knows what even happened in the end, but her escape meant no view of it for the rest of you…
>You assume that’s where Anon would meet you, as it’s the only area that was actually marked on the map.
>Well okay, you’re positive it is.
>He’s certainly tall enough, he could just glance over the wall easily.
>And if it weren’t for the also-newish outer gates, he could probably just pick all of you over it and out to freedom…
>You feel your ears fall a bit.
>Okay, focus here, you probably just wasted another damned five minutes of time.

Choices: Recruit or report
(1 critical success available, no roll needed if chosen)

Roll for outcome


I kinda like that voice, it fits her personality imo

Go to a group of fillies and assert yourself as the alpha to recruit them
1d100[ 1d100 = 62 ]


Wait yours is d20 right, lets re-roll
1d20[ 1d20 = 11 ]


That's not one of the choices.
Recruit, not much to report yet.
1d20[ 1d20 = 9 ]


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>Go to a group of fillies and assert yourself as the alpha to recruit them
>…assert yourself as the alpha to recruit them
>…to recruit them
>Not an option
>"Oh yea, also ill roll to recruit them"
Filly please


While we watch…to ensure his technique is correct, of course! 1d100[ 1d100 = 88 ]


fuck off i'm tired


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Its 2:30 am here, your argument is invalid


and I've done shit today.


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Welcome to the club, just be careful to not fatten up your flanks too much while lazying around


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>not fattening those flanks up to get the attention from colts


But then filly would have a hard time hiding from ponka, only Celestia knows what that mare would do to the poor filly


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>hiding from ponka



>Implying you can run from the tickle monster


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Its not like Twilight would be any better

One is a extremely powerful 4d chess master demi-god filly fiddler
The other is your purple captor, that cant travel thru the 4th wall like the first, but can very well fuck you up with her magic

Yea filly is screwed, but being slick just gives more options to survive either way, surely Twi wouldnt be happy to see her filly getting fatter and fatter

Also did the Dash and filly workout trainee green ever got updated?


Nope. Neither has Discordfilly, Placeholder, ASSFAGGOT, All Nighter, or Emerald dawn. Be patient, young padawan.


But I want my greens and I want them NOW!


>i'm not mentioned
It's ok…


make one then faget


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We also haven't had an update from Killiangel or the NEETfilly and pegafilly anon for a long while…


those bedposts are dildos. cannot unsee


You're not mentioned because you've written significantly less than any of them.


>Implying I'm not the great linguini, writefilly xtrodinair!?



Don't fret it little one. As he said, it is only because you haven't written enough words yet. It has nothing to do with talent. Look at AWasteofYourTime for example. He wasn't mentioned yet it could be argued that he is the most influential writefag we ever have had. He showed us old farts what could truly be done with writefaging. I personally have taken a lot of inspiration from his work.



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>not mentioned


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"You know, I think maybe Cadance could use a spanking."


"C'mon Shining, you know you want to. And let me watch so I can, uh, make sure you've got the right technique."

Shining doesn't seem to react much to your comment, seemingly staring off into space for around half a minute like some sort of zombie. He eventually ends up shaking his face about to snap himself back awake.

>>"It's too early for this nonsense. Sweetie, do you want to go down to Sugarcube Corner and get some coffee and some of those little cake things you like?"

<"The petit fours?"

>>"Yeah, those."

<"That sounds like an EXCELLENT idea. Let's get out of here and get some breakfast."

Very quickly, the two head out of the house. You wonder if you scared them off. Maybe you came off as a bit creepy? Just about a month ago your repeated attempts to shove your face into Celestia's snatch was practically dismissed as innocent filly behavior. Are ponies catching onto who you really are?



Dice rollRolled 88

Well since they're gone we should Fap


but you just updated not too long ago, faget


Alright Anons, what could Twilight use to bribe you into taking a bath?

>milkshakes made with homemade ingredients. OwO


Milkshakes and tendies


I keep forgetting the roll rules and having to go back to read them. Maybe you could post/link them in your first update each thread?

Rolling for report, especially about that vent we found.
1d20[ 1d20 = 18 ]


Real meat


I'm afraid I'm the lame one here who would just take showers with no need for extra incentive. Feeling clean is good enough for me.


The obvious conclusion is that Hitler approves of fapping.


Find a coloring book and color.
1d100[ 1d100 = 70 ]


I'm tired.


We all are.



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Yes let's go 1d100[ 1d100 = 34 ]


Boosting. We'll only be the filly once, why waste it on fapping? 1d100[ 1d100 = 6 ]


We can fap anytime, let's color! 1d100[ 1d100 = 54 ]


Why does filly have an afro?


1d100[ 1d100 = 8 ]


i dont know why but that bothers me
filly is no nigger/jew


Since everyone is boosting the sensible option i m going to be "that gai"

Follow Cadance and Shining, stalk them to get info to use as bribing card later, dont forget to rub your hooves if we manage to get something particularly good
1d100[ 1d100 = 85 ]


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W-What is this place?? Where am I? Why me?!


You're home, filly. You're home.

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