No.190865[Last 50 Posts]
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..
>Any archive of photos or stories?
>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>188317
The heck kind of leaves look bumpy like those?
This, that's holly, not mistletoe.
I did think it might be that, and it probably is, but I'm used to holly having clearly spiny leaves. Those just look bumpy.
I've seen other artists get the shape of holly leaves wrong before as well, it baffles me how people keep getting it wrong.
Anonfilly and Twilight Sitting next to each other on a hill overlooking a field filled with wonderful flowers that glow in the dark.
If you did get ripped away from your world and everything you knew, and got turned into a filly, then would you not try and find a quiet place where you could hear nothing but nature and your own thoughts, just to think about what has happened and try to accept what you have turned into? I know I would. Meditation kinda helps sometimes. And that's why I'd like to see this image drawn because I imagined this:
>Anonfilly is sitting on a small hill overlooking a bunch of glowing flowers>And stars in the sky>And so much more you'd only be able to see at night>It's a secret place that not many others know about>Twilight decides to follow Anonfilly one night when she walks away from the treebrary>Twi finds her sitting there at the edge of a short hill overlooking something one could only imagine of in their dreams>Sitting next to Anonfilly, Twilight calmly says there's nothing A-filly has to hide, and that they can talk about everything>Filly hesitates for a minute, but then gives in to her feelings>They talk, and both answer honestly to everything>Then silence>Anonfilly has nothing more to say>Twilight decides to stay with Anonfilly without saying anything>A short minute of silence passes>Two minutes>Then ten>Before Twi knew it, Anonfilly gets tired and rests her head against Twilight's shoulder.>Filly eventually falls asleep.>Twilight lifts Anonfilly up with her magic and puts the filly on her back>She then calmly walks home>To the Treebrary>Their home
I don't know. I'm a bit drunk right now.
Hey, write drunk edit sober. I can really feel the mood of this mate, god I wish that were me…
Filly playing poker
Bonus points if filly loses to Dashie
Something to appease my/our mommy issues
Draw Filly Gassing the jews
I want to fall asleep with the other fillies
Time for a recap.
Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ
>You are Anon Filly, a human-turned cute green filly, living in Ponyville with your adoptive family.>First, and most importantly, there's Twilight Velvet, who you've lately been taking to calling "mama", since your real mom died in childbirth.>You're currently plotting to get her to breastfeed you, possibly without her knowing about it.>Second, there's Night Light. You guess he's supposed to be your dad or something, but you never really talked to him. He's just the stallion that is probably plowing Mama Velvet every night.>Then there's Cadance and Shining Armor. They're a couple of horny teens that have sex in your room three times a fortnite in exchange for looking the other way when you and Twilight decide to get into the liquor cabinet.>Despite this agreement, Cadance does seem to care for you… somewhat, and has expressed concerns with you.>And then there's Twilight Sparkle… who is also a human-turned filly.>Back on Earth, she was a CIA analyst and a mother of 3.>Now she's your partner in crime as you try to figure out how to get back home.>You are currently sitting at a table with a book, and receiving a lecture from Cadance about not running away from home again.
>>190995>satyr "filly">photo taken from a bad angle
It's understandable why those two weren't posted tbh.
Also, one of the other two pics looks like Lone's art style. Don't you think he might have planned to post it at a particular time like he usually does?
Could give artist names, at least.
The ones I know are:
No. I misspelled "fortnight" because it's a word I don't tend to use often, but that doesn't mean we're gonna bring that cancer in here.
Update for that aussie who was asking: somebody (not me) actually did
tear it down.>>191025>Implying you can stop drawfags
This makes me wonder. Is there any art of Anonfilly dancing Caramelldansen?
Last one is an Anon, but he's posted here before.
No, the satyr dude. He's drawn normal fillies before.
I was talking about the guy that drew the satyr filly.
Yeah, the satyr "filly" is first from left to right
That filly is a cute!
How much did she ree at you before she posed for the pic?
Tiny filly a little cutie.
Heart-eye filly a cute
you see them all the time in the discord server though, don't you anon?
That's a big (You).
"Gonna be honest Cadance, I think I need some motivation if you want to keep me at home all the time."
She stares at you blankly.
<"What could you possibly want this time? You've already got me turning a blind eye to you and Twilight's shenanigans."
"I think I need a spanking."
<"I- what? Is this a joke?"
"Nope. I've been a pretty bad filly, and I'm probably going to be a bad filly for quite some time. Don't bad fillies deserve to be punished?"
<"…okay, get over here you little brat. You've earned this."
Slowly, you walk over to Cadance, who offers you a spot on top of one of her legs. You sprawl out across it, laying on your belly, and trying to get as comfortable as possible for what happens next. Your butt is lifted into the air without warning by Cadance's magic, and what immediately follows is about ten good hard swats with her hoof.
<"And don't you ever run away from this house again, do you hear me?"
"Yeah, about that… I should probably also let you know that I may or may not end up heading down to Manehattan at some point. Got some friends to visit and some business to take care of. You can come with if you'd like though."
<"I'll have to think about- wait, did you say Manehattan?"
"Yes I did."
<"Now we're talking. When can we go?"
Someone needs to edit that filly to look happy. Can't because phoneposter.
There is a slight smile on her face, it's just somewhat obscured by the shadow of the blanket she's wrapped in
The eyes need to be adjusted I think, from casual observation it appears that she is remorseful or depressed.
>>191089>Denouncing what got this thread going in the first place>Trying to make this into even more of a hugbox general
Fuck off, you absolute faggot.
Cryptically say when fate decides we should go like the shitposty little psychic we are. [ 1d100 = 16 ]
This. Keep in mind people get off to it.
So that's why purple was craving hayburgers so much.
Is filly being detained?
Mommy, I wanted tendies!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Really is a shame that never got colored. Also, requesting more collar fillies for any drawfags that feel like it.
"What the fuck!? just two seconds ago you were ready to discipline my little bottom like it damn well deserves after such an episode running away and so on so on whatever. Now you want to go to a Manehattan what now to do whatever??? I don't think I can trust you to call the shots in this place! I think we should go not because you decided so but because I decided it is the only logical thing to do at this point?!?! TO kill that cunt with our elements of haramony and shit!! And whatever you want to do and stuff! [ 1d100 = 61 ]
yea sure im the faggot, because i like my fillies bones on the inside.
Australia is a wild place
Pretty sure that it is impossible to not to be a faggot and be in this thread>>191188
It's weird how this concept came from the fandom's response to one guy's "Hasbio" fantasy where Hasbro opens a Biotech company and makes genetically-perfect creatures that eat low-shit kibble.
Then humans fuck it up and free them, and they become rats that shit projectile diaria.
Good thing that these posts are now anti-real.
Fluffies actually have an interesting societal message if you look deep enough into it. Here you can see some people discussing it and also Lone being a faggot, but that's not surprising.
The relative comfiness of this thread is unironically the entire reason I didn't simply turn my back on /mlp/ when I first decided to start lurking.
Sure, abuse content might be created and enjoyed by abusefags, but a nice, comfy thread is always great to have.
Everybody has their own individual tastes, and that's fine, but we're all here for anonfilly, not just fillyabuse or any other type of anonfilly content in particular.
Angry filly a smol qt
"What the fuck, Cadance? Just two seconds ago you were ready to discipline my ass like it damn well deserves for running away, and now that I mention Manehattan you're all hyped up ready to forget everything I did?"<"To be fair, you're the one who asked to be spanked; I just obliged. I was more than willing to forgive you as long as you were willing to accept a chaperone the next time you feel like running off for no good reason. For what it's worth, Manehattan is an absolutely amazing place to go shopping, and I'd love an excuse to get out of this town."
"And you call that a spanking?"<"Is that some kind of a challenge?"
"You know what? Yeah. Yeah it is. Hit me as hard as you can until my flank is as pink as yours."<"You're a real masochist, aren't you? What was your life like before you met us? Did you have abusive parents?"
"Maybe I just like getting spanked, doesn't have to be because of emotional baggage. Either way, we're going because a look alike has taken our magic save-the-world jewelry and we kinda need it for the whole save-the-world thing, y'know?" [ 1d100 = 28 ]
That’s a nice fortReeeeeeess
"No Candy ass my parents died in a train explosion"
This but instead our parents died in a boaring accident along with all the guns
Back from my retirement for chocolate milk purification and University homework
, but can anyone tell me when did /filly/ become a fetish general?>>191269
Boostin, also a "train explosion created by SMILE to cover their tracks, they didnt even care for anyon- anypony there!"[ 1d100 = 5 ]
*sniffle*[ 1d100 = 42 ]
"Trains killed my parents! Swear to me!"
It's probably something to do with the cold wester for most of them, I know the idea of cuddling with my momfu is especially enticing right now…
*weather; fuck mobileposting
My mother died in a boating accident before I was born and my father was a seapony. Since I was born without gills, I can't return home. A little spanking is nothing compared to how fucked up life can be sometimes. [ 1d100 = 73 ]
Finally finished this, that took way longer than expected.
Always been a fan of TheeLinker, and I have wanted to recreate the Ponymote Animator with more features for several years (and filly faces in it).
Video related is just an example of what can be done, the script for it is included in the softwate's download :https://mega.nz/#!QAFAyQJQ!04SXFNr3JGq6mGSEtmqKL7I6K62ayz6DZotzZVV70ds
How to use it :
"PonyScript_Data" folder contain a "Script.txt" file, edit it to change what happen.
"PonyScript_Data\Custom" folder is where you can put more images.
Simply launch the .exe and press "Space" to play your scene.
* Still looking for a way to directly save the scene in movie format instead of requiring a capture software, not too much hope on that tho. Gif could be doable.
* Feel free to post your wish-list of additional features and I will see what I can do.
* Please report bugs and shieet.
>mother died before I was born
You sure you want to use that exact wording?
Too late, reroll if he wants fixing
Turning around and the vertical shake seems kinda slow, but will give a check, well done Anon
Seapony magic nigga. I ain't gotta explain shit!
The male seapony gives birth, like seahorses.
It is easy to explain.
Oh right, it was Shpoop. Sorry.
Eyy that's my filly !
Also something something weekly movie night drawing.
That's a good filly
>tfw accidentally lose progress on the update being written by reloading the page
I really need to copy out of the text box and save it more often. Hopefully the story beats I'd come up with for it are still bouncing in my head.
>>191433>he doesn't prewrite
Because I take way too long to write updates. Usually, I can close the window and the next time I open it, the field still has the text in it. Reloading the page, however, wipes it out. Mind your misclicks…
That's usually what I copy everything over to. Just need to do it more often. I like using the post field due to the convenient 'you have this many characters remaining' counter. Just need to save it after a bit of writing is all. Develop good habits and such.
This is what i meant
I just write everything in pastebin and save often. Only time that's fucked me over was when I accidentally hit save after the internet went down, but it wasn't much text and a shit update anyway looking back.
Notepad++ has a character counter
start crying [ 1d100 = 65 ]
"Look, my mother died in a boating accident before I was born, and my father was a seapony. Since I was born without gills, I can't go home. Spankings are nothing compared to how rough life is."
She stares off blankly trying to contemplate the meaning of what you just said.<"If your mother died before you were born…"
"Seapony males give birth instead of the female. Kind of a weird thing, but the female injects eggs into the male instead of the male injecting sperm into the female."<"Okay, but your mother's not a seapony…"
"Well yeah, that's why I was born without gills."<"Well if she was a normal pony, how would she have uh… impregnated your father?"
Shit, she caught you lying. You need to think of a quick solution, so immediately you start crying. It's hard to cry on command, but you think about the fact that you never met your real mother and the tears start coming quickly. It's not long before this manages to attract the attention of everyone else int he house.
The first pony to notice this is Shining Armor, who starts stumbling down the stairs.
>>"What, what? I'm up. What's going on? Did you make Anon cry, Cadance?"<"I didn't mean to! I was just asking about her past…"
>>"She's an orphan, Cadance. You can't just bring that stuff up."<"Well yeah, but she made up this totally random story about being a seapony, and…"
>>"And what of it? She's a filly. Fillies have imaginations."<"I- never mind. I'm sorry, Anon."
"Soon you'll see things our way"
"I think cadence needs a spanking."
By Shiny [ 1d100 = 24 ]
"ZIGGER" and run off [ 1d100 = 32 ]
Wait, would that be possible for any mother-gives-birth species if the mother dies during birth, before the offspring is really born?
No clue. Any context?
Nah, it's just sat in the archive.
Can't find it on any reverse search either.
Why is Guy Fieri holding a filly?
Well she's holding a screwdriver, we've got springs in one corner, what appear to be metal weights, and three… bits I think?
Checking Hitler dubs
She's an all-star.
Why are people into disgusting dicks? Why not just draw a normal one?
Because it's not supposed to be an actual dick, since it's a punishment.
That's a bad dragon sextoy, who tend to be "kinda" oversized.
Are you saying you want the HMD, anon?
Just make it an oversized one, or somewhat odd. Don't give it disgusting warts and a spear-tipped end.
It's kind of funnier that way though, isn't it? Bad Dragons are themselves a meme too.
Uploaded with some slight upgrade on Derpibooru.
V1.02 now load the sprites without shitty borders, add a few functionalities and has the debugging stuff activated.https://derpibooru.org/1903963
Because she is (You)
Still sounds like shit.
Success! (Though for future reference testing doesn’t require a roll.)
Also I posted in the last thread like a dumbass again.
>You surprisingly wake up feeling pretty good.>You also slept in a little longer, because you’re all alone here.>How the fuck did all the hooves on the floor not wake you up?>Hopping our of bed you quickly make your way to the outside.>Sure enough all the other fillies are out and playing, and the clock behind you says you only missed five minutes, thankfully.>Before you’d practically a prison courtyard, just minus basketball courts, workout equipment->Actually, listing all the shit that isn’t there would take ages.>Here it’s a big dirt square, with two bushes on each side, both dead and very prickly, and a slide meant for foals on the right, which is and has been rusty as fuck, ready to break the second another Earth filly’s fat ass gets on it.>So nobody uses it.>The two weeks of indoor hell was enough to pay when the single swing broke.>Never again, like everyone agreed…>There’s multiple groups of fillies, some hanging out by the thorny bushes, some in the middle, others by walls.>Activities consisting of running at other fillies with a pointy stick, playing tic-tac-toe in the dirt, and conversation respectively.>Over in the back, a big, relatively new rock wall that used to just be a gate of metal bars.>That didn’t last long, it was apparently one filly’s idea to starve herself and hop through the bars, like the shit you think about in every cartoon, but nobody ever does.>At least it worked out for her, and who knows what even happened in the end, but her escape meant no view of it for the rest of you…>You assume that’s where Anon would meet you, as it’s the only area that was actually marked on the map.>Well okay, you’re positive it is.>He’s certainly tall enough, he could just glance over the wall easily.>And if it weren’t for the also-newish outer gates, he could probably just pick all of you over it and out to freedom…>You feel your ears fall a bit.>Okay, focus here, you probably just wasted another damned five minutes of time.
Choices: Recruit or report
(1 critical success available, no roll needed if chosen)
Roll for outcome
I kinda like that voice, it fits her personality imo>>191575
Go to a group of fillies and assert yourself as the alpha to recruit them[ 1d100 = 62 ]
Wait yours is d20 right, lets re-roll[ 1d20 = 11 ]
That's not one of the choices.>>191575
Recruit, not much to report yet.[ 1d20 = 9 ]
While we watch…to ensure his technique is correct, of course! [ 1d100 = 88 ]
fuck off i'm tired
and I've done shit today.
But then filly would have a hard time hiding from ponka, only Celestia knows what that mare would do to the poor filly
Its not like Twilight would be any better
One is a extremely powerful 4d chess master demi-god filly fiddler
The other is your purple captor, that cant travel thru the 4th wall like the first, but can very well fuck you up with her magic
Yea filly is screwed, but being slick just gives more options to survive either way, surely Twi wouldnt be happy to see her filly getting fatter and fatter
Also did the Dash and filly workout trainee green ever got updated?
Nope. Neither has Discordfilly, Placeholder, ASSFAGGOT, All Nighter, or Emerald dawn. Be patient, young padawan.
But I want my greens and I want them NOW!
>>191610>i'm not mentioned
make one then faget
those bedposts are dildos. cannot unsee
You're not mentioned because you've written significantly less than any of them.
Don't fret it little one. As he said, it is only because you haven't written enough words yet. It has nothing to do with talent. Look at AWasteofYourTime for example. He wasn't mentioned yet it could be argued that he is the most influential writefag we ever have had. He showed us old farts what could truly be done with writefaging. I personally have taken a lot of inspiration from his work.
"You know, I think maybe Cadance could use a spanking."<"Anon!"
"C'mon Shining, you know you want to. And let me watch so I can, uh, make sure you've got the right technique."
Shining doesn't seem to react much to your comment, seemingly staring off into space for around half a minute like some sort of zombie. He eventually ends up shaking his face about to snap himself back awake.
>>"It's too early for this nonsense. Sweetie, do you want to go down to Sugarcube Corner and get some coffee and some of those little cake things you like?"<"The petit fours?"
>>"Yeah, those."<"That sounds like an EXCELLENT idea. Let's get out of here and get some breakfast."
Very quickly, the two head out of the house. You wonder if you scared them off. Maybe you came off as a bit creepy? Just about a month ago your repeated attempts to shove your face into Celestia's snatch was practically dismissed as innocent filly behavior. Are ponies catching onto who you really are?
Well since they're gone we should Fap
but you just updated not too long ago, faget
Alright Anons, what could Twilight use to bribe you into taking a bath?
>milkshakes made with homemade ingredients. OwO
Milkshakes and tendies
I keep forgetting the roll rules and having to go back to read them. Maybe you could post/link them in your first update each thread?
Rolling for report, especially about that vent we found.[ 1d20 = 18 ]
I'm afraid I'm the lame one here who would just take showers with no need for extra incentive. Feeling clean is good enough for me.
The obvious conclusion is that Hitler approves of fapping.
Find a coloring book and color.[ 1d100 = 70 ]
Boosting. We'll only be the filly once, why waste it on fapping? [ 1d100 = 6 ]
We can fap anytime, let's color! [ 1d100 = 54 ]
Why does filly have an afro?
Boostin[ 1d100 = 8 ]
i dont know why but that bothers me
filly is no nigger/jew
Since everyone is boosting the sensible option i m going to be "that gai"
Follow Cadance and Shining, stalk them to get info to use as bribing card later, dont forget to rub your hooves if we manage to get something particularly good[ 1d100 = 85 ]
You're home, filly. You're home.
Boost [ 1d100 = 86 ]>>191681
Welcome to filly
Okay, who brought the AIDS this time?
>>191717>Beats stalker roll by 1>Still beat out by the fap roll by 2
C'mon guys, the number to beat is still 88. We've come close, I know we can do it!
Goddammit, BOOST! [ 1d100 = 18 ]
I'm sick today.>>190616
"I think you know what I want.">Her cheeks turn a redder tinge of purple.>"I-I don't have time for that right now, something quick."
"Uh, Frootloops and fruit cake?">"Something substantial, Anon.>You ponder your options.
"Applesause, pardner.">"Okay, s- hey, fuck you!">Her laughter betrays all composure.>"Alright, I'll be right back. You just sit tight."
"Not like I have much of a choice.">"Oh, yeah…">She exits the car, locking it from the outside.>You spend five minutes trying to lick your nostrils before giving up and just blowing on your mane.>Twilight returns soon after, sitting you up at long last to feed you the applesauce.>You don't know if it's the lack of preservatives or just the fact that you haven't eaten anything in a while at this point, but it's some damn good applesauce in your opinion.>Before you know it, she's sliding you back on her back again.>"Don't worry, I've got you.">You feel the same kind of tug as when she flew you up into the clouds, no doubt a spell of some sort she was too tired for last night.>Or had no need for.>The latter is quickly confirmed as you feel the weight of your little body being held up by some sort of force.>You still have no idea where you are, but it's certainly steeper here than in Ponyville.>No conversations clue you in this early in the morning as you and Twilight make your silent journey to an unknown location.>Eventually you hear a gruff voice granting you entry to… something.>The pale moonlight shines through unseen windows and onto an ornate floor as Twilight's grip loosens on you and her hoofsteps become all but silent, a purple aura resting just below the two hoofs that you can see.>You subconsciously slow your breathing.>Every nerve ending in your near quadriplegic body fires off telling you that you shouldn't be here, but you have no way to run.>No way to even inquire about potential danger.>You simply are, a spectator in whatever is going on here for the time being.>Eventually, you feel all motion stop.>Twilight draws in a shaky breath.>You hear her voice in your mind.>'If you want to turn around here, I won't blame you. I'll do all in my power to restore you, but I can make no promises. This is the best way.'>Input action.
Booting this, but inside random library books since we couldn't find a coloring book. [ 1d100 = 96 ]
Thus, we have a winner.
Those are some nice fillies
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
"Cant be worse than what i have now, just go for it…"[ 1d100 = 53 ]>>191749I was supposed to be on a two week break from writing, after writing so much for uni, what have you done?>Every x-mas, no matter what you want as present, santa keeps giving you the same tree ornament>You keep throwing them away, just to find them back again the next year>Cant even ree at anyone for calling you cute since santa isnt real>Worse of all is that every time everypony reacts the same way>"Maybe you should keep it this time Anon?">"Aww a cute present for a cute filly">"Yep, that s yours alright boop">This time though, this secret santa will know true rage>That or Twilight will eat a pretty ornament>…probably the latter>Letting a big jar of milk on the table, you find a curtain to hide behind in the large corridor close to the tree>Making a tree inside the tree was something Twilight didnt understood, but you insisted on making that one>No better way to make a Santa trap than this>You hear a deep resonating voice and low thuds from steps in the corridor>"A cute present for a cute filly, tsk">A female voice rings out, and you re unsure if you should peek yet>"The things i m forced to do to eat, i never thought i d need to resort to create presents with my magic to survive…damn you somnambula">Wait, that name is familiar>Finally looking from you cover, you see a gigantic cat creature drinking from the milk>The Sphinx swats her tail and barely misses you, hitting the wall just by your side>"Damn mosquitoes, i swear…">She stops after hearing the little clops from a running filly>Aka (You)>Whatever she said next fails to register as you rush to bed>You just hope she doesnt come for you with her questions three>Fuck equestrian riddles, you d fail so hard you dont even want to think what d happen>So reluctantly you decide you re getting your present tomorrow and you re going to like it>No one is eating these ornaments either>But you re still not cute….
>The next day comes and you re happy to still be alive>Getting down to the tree you see a huge box, about as big as yourself>"I see someone was a good filly this year~">You didnt even see Twilight sneaking on you, and that makes you jump>Your fur stands on its end, as you raise your hackles unconsciously to not seem as small>Only after turning around seeing the purple mare is when you start calming down>"Jumpy are we? Cmon cutie, open your present, i m curious what could be inside such a big box">You scrunch at being called cute but is met with a hoof to the snootle>She s lucky that you re curious as well, so you dont bother to ree at her>For now>Staring at your box once more, you take off the lid and look inside>Its a giant green ornament, with 'top cute' written just like the others>"Aww"
"Shut up purple, Im not cute!">"Dont worry, ill make sure to save this one, even if you dont want">Scrunch system overloading>With a hoof still on the edge of the box, you take one last look inside to see that theres still a paper there>Climbing the edge and jumping inside the box and turn it around to read it:>"Please tell no one, I will give you extra big presents, but dont let anypony know, this is my last job chance and i need to eat, please">Yea, extra big presents, extra big top cute ornaments…>You re conflicted by that ending though, you d be destroying someone else's life…>Skipping most of it, you jump to the last line in the bottom:>"Thanks for the milk, I hope you will find the good will in your cute little hearth to give this mare another chance, happy hearts warming">You eye twitches at that>You re not cute!>Fuck this mare's second chance, first task today is to get Celestia up to all this>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>191767>filly scrunching at being called cute
This is a cute little green, anon
I love it
>>191768>>191771>Cute little green>Still going at other fillies too
You feeling lucky punk? Huh? Are you?
Because ____________no u_____________
All you fillies are cute
Filly waits for no one ! Cheers for the green pal, now there’s a cute story behind filly getting her present.
Alright, get in:https://azala.info/static/index.html?game=GDPU>What the fuck? What's this normalfag website?
First one I could find with a link.>It asked me for a password.
It should be 'FUCKOFF'>Why aren't you playing with a filly deck?
I haven't had time to make one, but that doesn't mean you can't.
*First one I could find with link sharing
And now you're officially bored. You try to think of something to do, and while fapping comes to mind, there isn't really a good place to do it. Twilight's still sleeping in your room, the bathroom is terrible for getting in the mood, and the "living room" is basically visible from Velvet and Night Light's bed. Really, it just seems like a terrible idea at this point in time.
Instead, you figure a good way to pass the time would be by coloring in a coloring book. Well, you don't actually have a coloring book, but there's plenty of black and white figures in Twilight's biology textbook. You wonder how long it would take for her to notice.
Quietly, you sneak down into your room and pull out some crayons from your school supplies as Twilight continues to sleep in. You make your way back upstairs and sit down at the table with her book on Equine biology. You manage to color in about a third of the pony diagrams (and there do seem to be quite a number in this book) before you hear something rustling from upstairs. Mama Velvet is finally getting out of bed.
Not wanting her to see your defacement of the book, you quickly stash away the crayons. When she makes it down the stairs finally, you can tell she has a somewhat positive glow about her as she looks over to you.<<"Morning Anon, you're up early."
A filly deck would be neat
Ask her what the fuck it is she's planning on doing. We can't make a decision blind.[ 1d100 = 9 ]
"Howdy." [ 1d100 = 97 ]
Autisticly tips invisible cowboy hat
Rolling [ 1d20 = 20 ]
"Just waiting for cartoons to be invented so I can kill time quicker."[ 1d100 = 12 ]
Cute fillies, Scotch!
Filly ain't no varmint who passes by without sayin' "Howdy."
I want to be wrapped up in a blanket as the filly.
You aren't correct in your assumption though.
There wasn't any reason for me to mention other greens in that post because I was just talking about greens I've enjoyed which have gone a very long while without any updates.
I do still hope those greens are continued someday, but I'm not walling myself off from other greens because of that.
The post you were replying to was in relation to fairly
recent greens. I don't know why you'd bring up dead ones, at least contextually.
That's the reason why I put the whole thing under a spoiler.
It's still relevant because the other post was listing greens that haven't had updates for a stretch of time, but it's also less relevant than otherwise because the greens I mentioned aren't as recent as the others.
You do realize my query was dictated by whether or not the site had link sharing, don't you? Oh well, not the first time you've called me retarded on behalf of your own oversight and it likely won't be the last.
>>191959>every ausfag is the same person
Only one of them seems to reply to posts in a mentally deficient manner, the other one is chill.
It's the same guy, he's just drunk sometimes
Nope. I've seen them arguing before, and back when the threads had IDs there were at least two different aussies. I honestly doubt one guy would be autistic enough to VPN two different identities and even bicker them together at times just in the very unlikely case that somebody called one of them out so he had a fallback.
Now that would be dedication
Imagine losing a co-op game to a babby.
Dont worry, im the retarded one
She's just that good
You move to tip your hat, only to discover you don't have one. You consider getting Rarity to make you one at a later time, only to realize that this might make Applejack think you're copying her. Maybe that won't matter though, if you have the ability to tip a fedora at random ponies like a massive autist.<<"Did you have any trouble sleeping last night? You're not usually up this early, and you came in rather late."
"Nah, I just woke up when the sunlight filtered in underneath my doorway. I'm not really tired, so I guess I slept okay."<<"Well I hope you can get used to being at home again. We're all here and not in Canterlot for a reason, and it's not because Ponyville's such a nice town… although I certainly could get used to the place."
"Yeah, I know, I get the point. Cadance already gave me the lecture."<<"Then I don't think I need to bring it up any further. Would you like some breakfast?"
You nod, and Velvet sets about making up some eggs with spinach in them. You're not sure why, but the idea of eggs and spinach makes your mouth absolutely water with excitement. Is it because you're now used to being a pony that you have sudden cravings for vegetables, or is it merely because the experience of stomach aches from eating owl has made you crave nothing but vegetables. Or is there a third option? …No, you're pretty sure it would be impossible for a fetus to travel back in time through the time loops, especially given the abuse you went through. And you're not capable of getting pregnant yet, right? After all, you've never experienced estrus yet…
This thought quickly dissipates as you recall from the equine biology book you were coloring in not too long ago, that ponies go through a period of anestrus during the winter. You're biologically incapable of having a foal for at least another month.
Two things happen after your thought tangent. First, a plate of food is set in front of you by Mama Velvet, and second, Twilight pops out of the room yawning very loudly.
>"Morning everypony."<<"Just so you know Twilight, you're still grounded. I've got breakfast ready though, so come on and have a seat."
She takes a seat next to you, and turns to face you with a wicked smile.
>"So… classmates. This'll be fun."
"Howdy! And yes." [ 1d100 = 9 ]
Alright, got an interesting idea for a writing prompt. Length isn't really important, just have it be a one-shot.
Take a song that you find yourself thinking of something related to filly when you listen to it, write down what it makes you think about. Then, paste a youtube link to the song at the end of your post/posts so we can all enjoy it. Happy writefagging.
big newfag here. I see anon, realize anon a cute. Now I look at many greens. but . Not an abusefag. is there any not abusefag stories good?
Anonfilly stories are half getting abused because defenseless filly, half abusing ponies thinking a defenseless filly couldn't do mean shit.
Depend on the author, so explore the stories listed in the OP if the current ones are too abuse-ish for your taste.
Really depends on your preferences. Given the fact that I've read nearly every fic, good and bad in that god-forsaken doc I can practically tailor-pick a fic for you if you give me a bit more to go off of.
I posted this song before, but found a picture that inspired this.
>Be Filly>You just woke up from a nightmare>They've been a problem in your past life, but now they feel so much more terrifying>You don't know if it's the filly body, the change of life, or the loneliness>Probably not the loneliness>You've always had that>You wipe the tears from your eyes and kick off your sheets>You really could use someone right now…>Twilight hasn't been big on affection, but maybe you could try again?>You run down the hall to her room>…>You knock on her door>No response>You open the door and walk in>She's snoring on her bed
"Mommy!">That got her attention>She freezes>"Wh-what?"
"Mommy, I had a bad dream. Can I sleep with you?">"What did I tell you about calling me that?"
"B-but">"Get OUT!">You feel yourself lifted off the ground and thrown out of the room>The door slams behind you>You hear frustrated sounds coming from her room>Guess that hasn't changed…>You stand up and slowly walk back to your room>Why don't you let me call you that?>You're acting so much like my mom>She didn't like it when I called her name>You and her are the samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91cAmkX3FAU
Clearly fake and gay. Who could resist such a QTpa2T?
This; I like you, Anon.>>192063
Twibuse best abuse, no u.
Anonfilly WAS half about getting abused, and half about being the pony.
>>192073>Half about being the pony
Glad you can finally recognize that, Sven.
Whale Cum, newfilly. Cookies and punch are by the door, D&D night is Saturday, and we don't talk about the noodle incident.
Now it's 1/3 abuse, 1/3 being the pony, and 1/3 mommy issues
The only thing missing is… ANTHRO FILLY!
Can someone explain to me why Anon Filly fics are so popular on here? Maybe the stories are just that good, or is there some underlying reason?
It's because being a filly qt3.14 has an almost universal appeal.
Episode of the Lovely Horse Special Advent of Christmastime involving the Anonymous Filly.
Wow. It's… accurate.
Just remember to go to >>190672
to watch the rest of the My Lovely Horse Special Advent of Christmastime.
Quality content fam, top kek
Also this >>192108
Anon Is For Sexual!
"Howdy! And yes."
>"You don't seem enthused. Are you not excited about getting to see more of me during the day, and all of the adventures we could get into?"
"Oh I look forward to it. I'm just not exactly in an excited mood this morning. Also, school's a pretty boring place most of the time. Not nearly as exciting as jumping out of a second floor window at the crack of dawn to escape a changeling that is trying to murder us."
>"Oh man, those were good times. We don't seem to get put into danger anymore."
"Probably for the best. You can't get back home if you're dead."
>"True, although I've learned a few tricks over the years for staying alive."
"You know, if you get too hooked on what you can do with magic, you'll start to miss it when you get back home."
She rolls her eyes and leans in to whisper into your ear.
>"Try not to get hooked on having a vagina then. It's simply the best."
Give Twi a look. "Are we talking about human vaginas or horsepussies? Because while I only have mostly negative second-hand stories about the first, I have had pleasant first-hand experiences with the second." [ 1d100 = 93 ]
waiting for Velvet to finally get tired of being confused about what we're saying between each other[ 1d100 = 64 ]
Because filly is banned on /mlp/ so most just migrated here.
I would pick the appul hoers. There is literally no way any part of my personality couldn't end up better as a result.
I become Twilight.
I worked through my OCD and anxiety once, I can do it again. In return, I get damn near unlimited cosmic power and friends.
I never gave an answer for the /r/ an anon made of filly riding on purple from this webm. So to answer that long delayed request, i m not the creator and to make that into a seamless loop i d need to remake at least the clouds and at most the whole scene, re-animating to make it more fluid for a loop, and for me
it wasnt as cute or as worth as this one with only her face so i dropped that /r/, sorry>>192192
Derpy, klutz possible strabismus but shouldnt affect an earth pony as much as it does for a pegasi, but most importantly: cute²
Also get a based sis as bonus
That's such a cute image, I just wish there was a ponified version
I would of course pick Twilight, since I already have massive anxiety that's been caused by my education. The following is a checklist of what I've experienced during finals this week:
* Stomach ache
* Vomitting up breakfast (and dry heaving when I haven't had food)
* Chills (it's winter though)
* Shaking limbs
* Clenching teeth without trying
* Pacing back and forth even more than usual
Boy I sure do love Grad School!
>>192282>Facing minor symptoms due to workload>Not crying, giving up on sleep entirely to study, and having suicidal thoughts
What, did you switch to Art History?
It's not the workload, it's the nigh impossibility of the problems. Graduate level algorithms courses are fucking hell. Avoiding sleep won't really help you.
Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view. Look at his battle record:
Maul: Has low ground, wins
Dooku: No high ground, loses
Greivous: Has low ground, wins
Vader: Has high ground, wins
Vader rematch: No high ground, loses
Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in Senate debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight Palpatine, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1.
As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen one can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost due to this technique (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach to combat (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. Only the Chosen One can master the spin, as it is their destiny to maintain balance in the universe. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin fell to the dark side and ceased to be the Anakin he knew, who could no longer use his signature trick .
Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground on multiple vectors, so your perspective must be from a certain three-dimensional point of view in order to comprehend who holds the high ground. This is the only reason why Obi-Wan killed Maul in Rebels. This is also why Obi-Wan hates flying; there is no gravity in space, therefore there is no high or low ground from any frame of reference.
In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, Obi-Wan interntionally sacrifices himself on the Death Star, so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence, thereby giving him the metaphysical high ground.
(Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left.)
In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that gaping pit which does nothing.
In conclusion, Obi-wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers.
This is why I study business.>>192299
The expressions are great.>>192301
This makes far too much sense.
I copied it from reddit, which was compiled from a 4chan thread.
Uh…Happy Belated Birthday?
It's been nine months.
Oh no, you share a birthday with St. Patrick's day, what a tragedy.
At least you won't be alone when you go to the pub and try to drink your problems away.
…Happy Early Birthday?
I can't tell if you're trying to be sympathetic or if you're just mocking me. I guess I deserve to be mocked for being thin-skinned about this whole thing.
"So… we talking human vagina or horse pussy? Because I've had mostly negative second hand stories about the first, and pleasant first hand experiences with the second."
>"They're about the same, minus the bleeding every month part. Being young again is somewhat nice."
"Oh, so now you're gonna miss being young when you get back?"
>"Hah! Hell no. The downside of being a filly is that you can't hold your liquor."
"I think no matter where we are, there's gonna be something we'll miss."
She sighs, seemingly a bit sad inside.
>"Yeah… I miss my kids the most though."
She looks like she wants to say more, but Mama Velvet comes back into the room with Twilight's breakfast and her own. Clearly, she won't be able to talk much more about human subjects for a bit.
I probably won't update tomorrow. I've got to wake up really early in the morning on Saturday (5 AM) to catch a bus that I will be on for 10 hours.
That would be a separate post without a spoiler. Not a spoiler tacked onto another post. You could have made another post when you noticed it not getting any replies.
Dab on Twilight
Yeah, but then it would've seemed like I was attention-whoring. I just sort of intended to put it in and maybe get a message or two saying 'yep, it sure is your birthday' or something along those lines. When people ignore something I post, I don't go about trying to make them care. In cases like this or if I put some effort into content and it's ignored it hurts a bit, but really I realize now I was stupid for thinking anybody should feel obligated to care about some literally who's birthday. Sorry for derailing your conversation.
I'd wish any random anon a happy birthday, but I can't do that if I don't know it's their birthday
I probably didn't notice it behind the spoiler, but I'd still like you to have a happy birthday the next time it rolls around
Besides, I care about each and every one of you fagets and I love you all
It sure seems to have hurt a lot if you're still bringing it up after 9 months. Yes, it could have come off like attention whoring, but I think it would have been better than letting it get ignored and then feeling like shit about it for so long.
"Well i dont trust something that can bleed for 4 days and live" [ 1d100 = 89 ]
Volunteer to be her kid [ 1d100 = 44 ]
>>192331Come on, admit it, you would totally homo with another filly if you ever became the filly.But, yeah, we love you too, faget.No homo.>>192329
Just post your dang birthday when it comes up, silly filly.>>192324>>192327
*cries from behind forelegs* [ 1d100 = 47 ]
Unbelievably easy. Would you want to? Probably not. But you could.
Twilight is prone to anxiety, but that's not necessarily something you'd want to fuck with.
Take a random book from one random shelf, and replace it with a random book from another shelf. That's how easy it'd be. Not that I would ever do it, but I'm not everyone else.
Make it a game. Time how long it takes her to notice it
That would make reading any books an issue.
She is the librarian for a reason, gotta keep every single book in check. Every. Single. One.
>>192432>you want to mess with Twi by moving books around>reach out to take one at random from the massive castle library>purple teleports behind you>she has a big, beaming grin on her face>"Anon! You're interested in the works of Arisponele?">you don't want to let her on to your plan so you try to play it cool
"Uhhhhh, yeah?">she begins excitedly telling you all about him, her favorite parts of the book, finding you the best chair for you to read in>you sit in the chair alternating between actually reading and skimming as Twi prances around you occasionally asking you what you think, if the lighting is alright, or your opinion on various bookmarks she keeps offering you>this happens every time you try to take a book>you really want to prank her, but, maybe it's just the pony in you, you just can't get past how happy this is making her>eventually, you even find yourself enjoying the books as you begin to read them more and more thoroughly, sometimes even rereading parts you find interesting>you start having discussions with Twilight about what you're reading and are actually able to keep up with her>she even decides to try and start a book club>of course, it's really just the two of you since Spike and Starlight just pretend to read the books and sneak in comics to read instead>Twilight brags to all her friends about you>Dash even comes up with a new nickname for you: Egghead Jr.>now you have a new target for all your pranks>just as soon as you finish this next chapter
This was really cute.
>>192443>of course, it's really just the two of you since Spike and Starlight just pretend to read the books and sneak in comics to read instead
something something manga, something something literature
Cute af, have an alternate ending
>After years, you finally finish reading all of purple's recommendations>You re almost a mare, but the love for reading stuck with you>And there s one section she said it was blocked for you>And just like old habits, you go agains her wishes to check on at least one of the forbidden books>You already know of purple enchantments, so you came prepared>You spray a bit of poison joke dust on the stand to mess with its magic>Quickly you fall on the ground, knowing purple will be here->"-he energy signature is all off! Anon! What the buck happened to my books">You quickly dismiss the book horse, saying it was an accident and that you ll take care of it>Though, you re kind of a book horse yourself now>Nah, purple still got beat on that>You think>Still, thankfully she didnt knew that this poison joke dust mixture was harmless>And with the menace gone, you pick a random book to read>"Ponies and the world: by Aryanne Hoofler">Shouldnt be too bad right
>You end up as the babby.
>You grow up normally, get to be a cute little filly just like the rest of them after a while.
>But all that time spent in diapers, it leaves you a changed filly.
>…no pun intended.
>You start sneaking out of the friendship castle while all the other fillies sleep, bits stolen from Twiggles' purse in hoof.
>Swaddle yourself up in private and admire yourself.
>But you're caught eventually.
>Twilight noticed the steady drain of her bits and decided to search all of the fillies’ belongings for clues.
>And she found your stash.
>She isn’t angry with you.
>She sits you down, gets you a nice mug of hot chocolate, and tells you that it's okay not to be a grown filly just yet.
>Ruffle your mane and tell you that if you ever want to indulge, you know where to find her room.
>And so slowly, you will.
>Cautiously at first, but growing more comfortable with the idea as time goes on.
>And eventually trying…
>A bit of wetting here and there, her hoof rubbing up and down your small form and her mouth shushing you.
>Her teats even seem so inviting to you.
>Of course, you can't keep your little stints with Twilight a secret forever.
>One day you forget to lock the door, and a particularly small filly comes in asking for help with her history homework.
>And then promptly runs off to tell the others.
>Pretty soon, you're the laughingstock among some, and the subject of envy among others.
>But none of that matters to you.
>Because at the end of the day,
I can't tell if Anonfilly is confused or worried.
Given Pinkie has her and eight other ponies dressed as reindeer and hooked to a sleigh, she's probably confused, worried, and a little aroused.
Cute green, Anon!
Cute. And lewd>ywn dress filly up in a reindeer costume and whip her
this warmed my heart
'I can't make a decision blind, Twilight. I need to know more.'>'I can't.'
'Why?'>'I can go back to beating the shit out of you once you're fixed. Do you want that? Stop pressing me so much for answers.'
'Well, can't be worse than what I'm dealing with right now.'>'You say that now.'>At long last, you hear the opening of a very heavy sounding door.>'Alright, just hold tight and we should be in and-'>The room is suddenly blindingly light.>Even under the protection of the hoodie, you find yourself squinting to see anything.>And then you're on the ground, sprawled out like in that one movie with the faggot lamb.>What was the name of it again?>You maneuver your head as much as you can.>Twilight is held a good five feet in the air, light pouring out of her mane.>She visibly squirms.>In your position, you can't exactly see what holds her up.>You can see the wall, but not much else.>You can hear just fine though.>You hear Twilight screaming.>Bones cracking.>A particularly strong wail of anguish escapes her as a flash of Purple almost out-illuminates the other light present.>The tip of Twilight's horn lands in front of you before quickly being taken back.>The whistling of air is audible over muffled sobs as a ripping sound escapes.>You hear no more struggling after that.>Just the vibrato of pain.>Eventually, it all quiets down into nothing.>Her heavy breathing stops.>In fact, you can't hear any breathing coming from her direction at all.>"I've told her about scheduling these sort of things, I really do hate to be interrupted."
"D-did you really kill her?">"Well, yes."
"O-oh god…">She's fucking dead.>She was all you fucking had.>Dead, bleeding out on the floor.>Tears come silently as the grip is released on your cheek.>Twilight Sparkle lies on the floor in a pool of her own sanguine fluid, limbs snapped, horn broken with the tip driven through her neck at bullet speeds, eyes wide in terror and mane pulled at awkward angles.>No matter how cruel she could be to you, this was an extremely undignified way to die…>You look up at the towering white figure in front of you, mane flowing in three different shades.>"She's taken worse.">You see a proud smile on her face just before your head is turned back to Twilight's fresh corpse.>"Watch this.">A slight spark of magic escapes the elongated horn, reaching Twilight's battered flesh.>Before your eyes, blood flows like a cohesive organism back in to the gaping holes in Twilight's body.>Hooves stretch out and fit their splintering fractures of bone back into one another, barely interlocking before flesh stitches itself over.>Like new.>Twilight's horn lifts itself off the floor and backs through her ruined neck.>The connection to her forehead darkens the room for a moment.>You see vertebrae reconnecting before the hole in her neck is closed off once more.>Finally, you see her start to breath again.>"She'll be asleep for a while. So, why are you here exactly, my little pony?">Input action.
If the writefags had some sort of high school-esque award categories, Lone would get "Most likely to be a school shooter".But damn you did a good job on that one. Is everyone in your universe so sadistic, or did Twiggles just get it from Celestia?
who is it that just made Twilight turn inside out and then explode? I'd like to make sure we don't piss them off.
never mind, I'm blind and fucking retarded.
"Because I am currently paralyzed from the neck down to prevent magically induced pain from keeping me just as crippled, except also screaming. If you're going to kill me too, you don't have to bring me back."[ 1d100 = 25 ]
"Could you give me that ability too? Except just fixing my nerve matter would be fine, thanks. Oh, and some painkillers because your sister's methods are uncreative next to yours."[ 1d100 = 89 ]
This [ 1d100 = 46 ]
If you were a filly or mare and got a job as a janitor or some other lowly job, then do you think Twilight would step in and try her hardest to give you a better job?
If you let her, she would probably try. But if you were lazy and did not put in any effort, she might not.
She would probably just offer you emotional support for whatever you decided to do.
I never have figured out what those pieces of metal on the floor are supposed to be. Any theories?
I don't know, Satan, that seems like a pretty weak chain to me.
Filly is an earth horse, she can break those cuffs
Chains usually have, you know, more than one link.
There were more, but she broke them when she rose up.
That's why there are exactly two halves visible underneath her, right?
Could be a magic-suppressing horn ring
That's a good one
>>192683>Ywn hold her tight as you go all the way during her first heat.>Swn smirk at you knowingly when the pregnancy test reads positive.>Ywn feed her pickles and ice cream not at the same time you freak while watching shitty old movies and talking about what you want the name to be.>Ywn take her in regularly for ultrasound pictures of her beautiful foal.>Your beautiful foal.>Ywn finally decide on a name a week before she's due.>Green Hornet.>Ywn hurriedly carry her to the hospital when she goes into labor.>Swn insist with a delirious mumble that she can walk upstairs to the second floor.>Ywn watch in horror as she loses her balance, falling all the way down the stairs back to your feet.>Belly down.>Ywn know it's over when you pick her up to hold her close as she cries in pain and feel the blood running down her hind legs.>Ywn watch her become a shell of her former happy self as she blames herself for everything that happened.>Ywn need to keep a close watch over her after a failed suicide attempt.>Ywn slowly build her back up to being almost happy again with a lot of therapy and tender love.>Ywn silently agree with her to try one more time.>Ywn hold her hoof as she delivers her beautiful foal, New Leaf.>Your beautiful foal.
YOU CAN'T BREAK THOSE CUFFS
I want to have my flanks tanned red by Purplesmart
Those colored filly sketches by Neuro are pretty great
That first filly has gotten used to Twilight's "experiments".
Just another typical day
Not like he ever draws fillies anymore.
Give me a M!
Give me an O!
Give me a N!
Give me an E!
Give me a Y!Give me my fucking money, you dragon bitch!
Cue a second blue
filly screaming >Hape before it even happens
Well, time to kms
Well…wait for me with the rope I guess
Dubs like this!
This however, is less of a filly.
I mean, it's not you'd expect your personality to suddenly change just because you're now a filly. You're still (You), after all. Just in a new body.
"No, honey. Just don't make eye-contact that way you wwon't feel bad."
Well.. look on the good side: you didn't have a filly named green hornet. I'd call that a successful abortion.
Sweet picture anyway. Well, done. But you must realize that the text will bbe altered at some point.
As Twilight begins to eat her eggs in silence, you make your best attempt at a dab that your filly body can muster. This doesn't seem too phase her much. You're not sure if that's because she left Earth too early to be able to get the reference, or if she's too stuck in her own memories to notice. Regardless, you still enjoyed it.
With the conversation having sort of died down, you start to think about what you want to do for the day. Cheering up Twilight and volunteering to be her kid comes to mind somewhat, but that might come into conflict with your sudden desire to be breastfed by the pony currently serving the role of her mother. Also, she seems to look at you more like an adult and a friend than a surrogate child. You might have to change that.
This thought process is, unfortunately, cut short as soon as you find a short worksheet dropped in front of you.<<"Hope you don't mind, Anon, but I had Cadance get your homework from your teacher while I was gone fetching you two. I think these are supposed"
Time may not be cycling back any longer, but it seems the one thing that can't be changed as a schoolfilly is weekly homework.
Meant to type out "supposed to be due Monday" on Velvet's speech. Somehow didn't finish typing that up. Will be changed in the Pastebin.
Find another weird filly to be weird together with
Draw Swastikas all over the paper
Actually do your homework but draw a swastika in the corner.[ 1d100 = 34 ]>>192825
Nice dirt effects.>>192831
Kek, that last pic. Shouldn't have used "I'm cleaning my room" as an excuse.
Boost [ 1d100 = 2 ]
this[ 1d100 = 70 ]
i like this idea better than mine tbh
Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
For those who still want it.
That filly doesn't look bullied. She must be defective
If I was Anonfilly in this scenario, then if all was lost and there's absolutely no way Twilight or any pony would take me in (again?), then I think I'd honestly turn to crime rather than start begging like a… weak beggar.
If you've got nothing to lose, then the world is your playground. And Anonfilly becoming a hardened criminal, because criminals in Equestria are nothing compared to even the lamest criminals on Earth, and working her way up to eventually become the kingpin of Equestria's underworld would be kinda interesting to see. Would the ponies deeply regret kicking Anonfilly out if they heard what she's become? Or not hesitate at all to do whatever it takes to stop her?
You'd get a two-part season finale/opener where they redeem you with the magic of friendship and you'll never doing anything interesting ever again.
or, if you refuse, get sent to pony hell with only a passing reference in the following season opener/finale.
Just play with Twilight's feelings before fleeing when you know you ve lost so you can fight another day with a better plan, maybe even have some tree waifus tagging along
Holy moly that s amazing
Damn that's nice.
But the fact that he has a pic of a pony self-insert framed on his wall is pretty autistic.
Filly is sleep.
see ya tomorrow
Motivated by an irrational paranoia of one more time loop, you work your way through your assignments as fast as you can. You still aren't as good at your academics as you'd like, but as long as you bring home passing grades, it doesn't really matter too much. Hopefully, you won't stay in Equestria long enough to have to worry about what comes after grade school. Maybe you could open up a fortune telling business or something. You'd have to get a gypsy outfit or something to look authentic…
Or not. Fuck gypsies. Hitler never put up with them, and neither should you. You draw a swastika in each of the corners of your homework as a ward against a future of having to look like a gypsy. You may be psychic, but you're NOT a weirdo. Fortunately, most ponies don't know what the hell a swastika is, or if they do, they don't have the stigma because Equestria never had a Nazi party. Or at least, that's what your best knowledge of Equestrian history suggests.
Once you finish your homework, you stow it away in your backpack so you don't forget it on Monday. For now at least, you have a day off to do whatever you want.
What will you do?
contemplate what you could use your clairvoyance for in the future should you decide to stay here, or failing to find anything else, how to make a fortune-telling business look less sleazy and stereotypical[ 1d100 = 64 ]
Would you even manage to be intimidating enough to make them do as you say? Or do you have another idea to make them tag along?
Forsee tomorrow's lotto results
Forgot rollo [ 1d100 = 67 ]
Taking draw requests now so I'll have something to do while traveling. Please nothing too over the top, I don't want someone to look over my shoulder and think I'm fucking insane.>>192938
Yeah mate, imagine what kind of autist would hang something like that on their wall, heh…
Sleeping filly a cute
Cute fillies as always, Scotch!
>>192990[ 1d20 = 19 ]
Try to sneak into a bar and get drunk
oops wrong dice[ 1d100 = 84 ]
Filly enjoying a nice warm pi
Aspiring writefilly here, wanting to do a long-term story with some rolling just not the same level as a cyoa
How many fetishes do I need to cram into the story?
Meet some friends because you don't want to be a NEET and play some hoofball.[ 1d100 = 28 ]>>193027
Kill Bill Fillyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVoF1rKLIFo
Bars won't even be open at this time.
As many as it make sense in the story.
If it's just a comfy/SoL story, 0 is fine.
If it's "Aunt Pinkie decide to kidnap filly as a sextoy for her underground adult parties", all of them is fine.
even better we can drink for free.
How many do you have? Never write fetishes just for the sake of it, it'll come off as forced. If something gets you off, go for it. I can guarantee at least a few people here will get off to it as well. That being said, try to make it relevant to the plot. I personally use the foundation of a dark Equestria to satisfy a lot of my own fantasies, while someone with a penchant for comfy cuddles might build their world around a ragtag band of adventuring fillies, fighting monsters lightheartedly by day and piling up next to the fire by night. Really I'd recommend knowing what you want to do most of all, or else you'll start with a clusterfuck of a beginning like I did. Also, good luck. The moment you commit to being a consistent writefag is the moment you hand over your time and soul to the bread.
Thisalso a ragtag band of adventuring fillies fighting monsters lightheartedly by day and piling up next to the fire by night is totally a green I'd read
>>192997>"Back so soon?"
"Shut up, Purple">Grounded again>Windows are locked
Angry filly being put in timeout>>193027
Pretty much what Lone said. Write what you like, and what is appropriate.
Filly attempting to cook meth.
Two fillies, one rope
Purple holds chocolate milk on her magic as a filly ree's to give it to her
A trapped filly on one of those medieval beheading constructs
Bonus: a mischievous purple on top of her
'Cool fillies dont look at (Friendship Crystal Castle™) explosions'
A few slightly edgy /r/ that im sure others wouldnt want to go for, well besides the chocolate milk
You dont need to be intimidating if you can bullshit you way thru, which knowing Anon it d be his greatest weapon…as well as his weakness
At least i imagine that Discord would have a giggle at the chaos and stay away, not like he ever shows up to go against a big villain unless the villain goes to him first
>>193112>medieval beheading constructs
You mean a Guillatine? Because those were from the late colonial period, late 18th century
Hey, that s my line
Though i use it for lood fillies in heat, not stinky ones, but i suppose it can be extended for stinky ones too, damn neet filly>>193157
Not specifically a guillotine, was meant to be open so he could think on a more horse-like construct if he wished to do so
The era was in fact wrong though, but as long its understandable…
This is what happens when you don't take a bath.
I was out of the loop for the last year, or two, I forget, but have there been any quality greens lately? Going through the Google Doc mostly looks like the same stuff that I went through years ago.
Reuben's green (listed as Ruben in the doc) is gay but there's a lot of it.
ASSFAGGOT's green is well-written but updates infrequently.
AllNighter did a bit of work this summer which is on his pastebin page, I would recommend taking a look.
Lone15's green doesn't know what the fuck it wants to be, but the extended torture scenes and frequent mommy issues fetishes are at least usually well-written.
I know I'm forgetting a few active writefags, but those are all I can think of that were/are active post-move. Hope that helps.
Yeah, I saw Ruben's post and wasn't exactly sure what I was reading by dropping in to the middle like that.
Heh, ASSFAGGOT still at it. Didn't like his too much because anonfilly's a bit too autistic for me.
I'll check out AllNighter's latest, looks like a short one.
Cool, Lone15's have some meat to them
>wasn't exactly sure what I was reading by dropping in to the middle like that
I try to provide a bit more context in my recaps at the start of every thread, but it does help to read the pastebin to get a better idea.
The idea was to start a CYOA with pretty much infinite potential. You're thrown into the body of a filly in Equestria. It's ten years prior to the start of season 1, so every mane six pony, as well as most background ponies, are fillies. Over time, I started to develop a plot. Some of the more important details to note are as follows:
1. You're not the only human being to get spirited away into Equestria like this. In fact, you're the seventh. 2 years ago (relative to this Equestria), a CIA analyst by the name of Diana Rose Fischer was the first human being to be sent to another world against her will, taking the body of Twilight Sparkle. Every 4 months, a new pony was possessed by a human spirit in this such manner. You are the latest.
2. Every pony possessed in this way used to have a pony spirit. Those spirits haven't gone away, they've just been booted to the astral plane, and not all of them are pleased with the results. The pony who used to have your body is named Ajna, and right now she's stolen the Elements of Harmony to make her astral double corporeal.
3. Because Ajna was born into a family of psychics, you have some limited psychic abilities as well - namely the ability to predict the future. This is supposed to be your character's special talent (as you discovered it when you got your cutie mark), but you aren't as well-practiced with it as you'd like.
4. You do have enemies. One of the first things you did in Canterlot was to thwart a changeling plot to replace Twilight Velvet (Twilight Sparkle's mother), and target Princess Cadance. As a result, all of Twilight's family, plus you, plus Cadance, have moved to Ponyville under the Equestrian equivalent of a witness protection program.
5. We had a time loop arc. It was gay as fuck, and filly has a little bit of trauma as a result of it, but it happened.
>>193208>5. We had a time loop arc. It was gay as fuck, and filly has a little bit of trauma as a result of it, but it happened.
Thanks for the recap. Sounds like a wild ride and I'll check it out!
A brilliant idea strikes you - there's more than one way to make money off of psychic powers. All you have to do is win the lottery! You focus your mind to try and obtain tomorrow's lottery numbers. Focus… focus… nothing.
You're not sure if there actually is a lottery in Equestria. At least there isn't one in Ponyville, and you don't recall seeing one back in Canterlot. Maybe there is a lottery, but you just haven't bumped into one. But if that's the case, why can't you predict the numbers? Is it just your inexperience with your powers, or are Equestria's lotteries warded against this kind of cheating? Whatever the reason, the fact that you don't know is frustrating. So frustrating, you feel like a drink.
Trying to go after Mama Velvet's liquor cabinet right now would be basically impossible. She has too much vision over the living room and kitchen. Fortunately, your brief experimentation during the time loop had led you to discover that you are, in fact, capable of sneaking into a bar. Granted, you were sneaking into their bathrooms to check for glory holes, rather than actually attempting to order a drink, but maybe you could disguise yourself in order to obtain a drink.
You grab a pair of scissors and snip off a tiny lock of your mane - some split ends you won't particularly miss, and use it to form a fake mustache. After a little bit of work in front of the mirror to perfect the look, you don it to cleverly disguise yourself as a stallion, and march out of the house, noting to your mama when you leave that you'll be out playing with friends.
As soon as you're out, you seek out the nearest bar, and casually stroll in. You sit down at the counter in front of the bartender, and try to place your order in your deepest voice possible.
"Good afternoon sir, I'll have a shot of your finest whiskey."
The bartender looks at you up and down and notices your cutie mark.
>>"Cute. Nice try Anon. Shouldn't you be off playing with your friends?"
Sometimes you hate the fact that you live in a small town, and everyone serving alcohol is some sort of cousin of the Apples or the Pears.
Continue the façade while chastising ourselves for forgetting to put on something to cover our cutie mark. "Anon? Who is this 'Anon' you speak of?" [ 1d100 = 63 ]
boosting[ 1d100 = 90 ]
>>193222>You grab a pair of scissors and snip off a tiny lock of your mane
I am pulling my hair out trying to figure out how that is possible with hooves.
The real mindbender is why they'd design scissors for fingers to begin with.
it out, I can handle
They’re not that sharp
That’s just edgy
, no matter how you slice
Are leaf fillies afraid of rakes?
Please spare me!
I'll turn over a new leaf
up much of the past.
Punny leaf filly a cute!I even chuckled a bit at some of these
Y-you too…You have an acute sense of humour.
How are you going to whip
me into submission?
You're going to have to crank
it up to stop me from making all this rack
Cold, gas or hot?
Why hasn't there been a Carlos filly yet? Someone get on this.
Is it gay that Anonfilly's pussy makes my dick hard?
that's a dude's pussy, you faggot
But he's not a dude NOW, is he?>>193402
Filly needs to drink more water. Her urine looks a little dehydrated.
Idk maybe her fetish
"Stupid tiny filly bladder…"
Perhaps filly is peeing outside and the fear of being caught thrills her.
>Be filly>You enjoy doing kinky things secretly in public>While walking home from school, you feel a mild pressure in your bladder>Fuckit let's go>You spot a nearby alleyway>Perfect>You find a good spot and spread your legs slightly while lifting your tail>Out comes a steady stream of pee>You take a look around to watch out for other ponies but see nothing>So you relax and keep going>The next thing you realize is that another green filly had moved within a few meters from you and is staring at you with a surprised expression>FUckfuckFUCK how did she get there so fast and quiet
"I..uhhh.. Please don't stare!">Your face has turned beet red by now and you divert your gaze from her>"I wish for you to pee in my mouth">tfw
Top lewd, as always. Is good.
"Anon? Who is this 'Anon' you speak of? I am but a humble stallion visiting from Manehatten."
The stallion has a hearty chuckle.
>>"I'd believe Canterlot, but not Manehatten. But then, your family's from Canterlot, ain't it, Anon?"
"I still have no idea what you are talking about."
>>"Well, whatever you say. You look way too much like a filly to me to serve any alcohol. I know your mother as a regular here, and she'd tan my hide if she caught me serving you booze here. Tell you what though, how about I get you some egg nog? Non-alcoholic, of course."
He pours you a glass of a thick, yellow-white liquid and slides it in front of you.
Take it, it's probably the best we're getting. Throw it across the room if it tastes like shit, though.[ 1d100 = 99 ]
Slurp it noisily[ 1d100 = 58 ]>>193359
Did you draw this masterpiece?
This, but don't be rude. He's a good pony, he doesn't deserve shit like that. If we don't like the nog, just tell him. [ 1d100 = 39 ]
There's still a chance
No, I'm certain that if you were to get inside her you would be able to tell immediately that she's definately not a dude on the inside.
I Want to cum in AnonFilly
i want to cum in >>193497
when they're a filly
Just give me a few months to enjoy being a filly and mostly forget what having a dick was like.
>>193508>as you slept in her belly
Well doesnt need to be a fetus to be sleeping in her belly..To be fair insertion of micros is quite unf
But was meant to be "on", you know that you silly filly
You make a good point.
Deliciously flat filly.
Cartoon physics strikes again
Boost [ 1d100 = 8 ]
Say that you already has your cutie mark, that should be enough to prove you re a grown fil-mare[ 1d100 = 46 ]
"Ah come on man! i have the Bits"[ 1d20 = 15 ]
Wrong die faguette
OOOF[ 1d100 = 22 ]
>>193664>human butt and genitals>call other normie
In all likelihood, this is probably the best you're gonna get. Maybe later, you might be able to sneak into Mama Velvet's liquor cabinet, but for now, you clearly aren't able to fool this bartender. You lift up the mug of nog, and chug it quickly.
…It's not bad. After the first gulp, you slow down to try and enjoy the drink a little bit more. You weren't much a fan of eggnog back on Earth, but clearly, your tastebuds are different here. Meat became gross, salads became tasty and satisfying, and somehow everything sweet became so much better. There's a rich smoothness to the drink that you can't quite put into words, and as soon as you think you might have a more apt description of it, you notice a hint of vanilla. Whoever made this used sugar that was infused with a vanilla bean.
For once, you feel like a kid again, and you get the feeling that if ponies celebrated Christmas, you would be filled with Christmas cheer right now. Sadly, they don't. They celebrate Hearth's Warming, which isn't quite the same, and also happened a bit before you arrived in Canterlot, sadly. In fact, in just a few weeks, you expect you'll be dealing with your first Winter Wrap Up in Equestria, assuming you don't manage to make it home before then. Still, the spirit is there, and you almost feel like dragging Twilight and Blossom into an impromptu Christmas celebration to make up for lost time on Earth.
As soon as you move to take another sip, however, this spirit sort of dies down. In your euphoria, you lost track of time and drank all of your eggnog, and now you have none. How depressing.
Doubt many dudes would let you do that to them if they were a filly, unless they're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Get up thank the bar pony and leave.[ 1d100 = 59 ]
Wait, it's winter? When in the story did you mention that the date was between Hearths Warming and Winter Wrapup (not that the dates in the show are any less screwy).
Figure out how you're going to pay for it and put it on your tab if you have to.[ 1d100 = 7 ]
>>193716>Legs too short to reach the ground
Ask if he has more, get one for each of the fillies back home and pay for it like a good childThen reflect on your actions and notice how much of a faggot you ve become since getting to ponyland, though its for friends so you ll let this last one slide[ 1d100 = 93 ]>>193716
Survivor filly could use a "Wilson" ball, hue
>>193703>Unless they re gay>Therefore cuddles are gay
Yea, i guess that makes sen->And belly rubs too
You take that back!>>193754
The hero we dont deserve, based
more like headless anonfilly
>>193763>Anonfilly plays with slime>She attempts to make it look like herself just for fun>However, due to having hooves instead of hands and fingers, this is a fuckton more difficult than planned>Several attempts later, filly starts to get really annoyed and a bit angry>Twilight witnesses the whole thing, and thinks Anonfilly is getting mad because she's lonely and secretly wants a sister or brother to be with>Hence the need to make that slime look like her>At least that's what Twily thinks
What do you think Twilight would do to try and solve it? And how much would she mess things up simply because she misunderstood it all?
I mean, in that context its gay as hell, well not only that context but pretty much all of them
Im not gay but…I guess Id be gay for belly rubs then, wait for me in the gas chamber will you?
Still, back rubs are alright though, right?
Okay, after losing another post in the reply box im back from my disappointment, lets goooo
Wild - Heads (Pat on the head, tails will get you fucked)
>The weight of the time you just wasted pushes you forward.>This is all the time you've got today, you might as well do as much as you can with it.>You step towards the group in the middle, and almost immediately they all glance an eye at the outsider.>Under their gaze you can't help but freeze in your spot.>They don't say or do anything, and you realize they're waiting for you to talk.
"-Do you want to help me escape?">The second 'escape' leaves your mouth, you see ears of all the fillies around you perking up.>Heads quickly turn, and everyone quickly moves in.>Well that was easy.>"What do you have in mind, mate?">The gaze of all the fillies bore down on you pretty quickly, and you can't help but shy just a bi->SHINK!>You watch a piece of your mane fall off, and see the blade sticking out of your forehead.>Quickly you knock it back, but as you can now see with the wide eyes in the crowd, every filly already saw it too.>"Whoa, where the fuck did you get THAT?">"That's fucking awesome.">"So are we gonna kill the head bitch or what?">"-Yeah we could just go and shank her right now, we'd be free!">You see all the fillies perk up some more, looking ready to just riot right now.>You raise a hoof, but another filly gets to them.>"Hey, shut up and let the filly speak!">That actually does it pretty quickly, and soon enough all eyes are on you again.>"Go ahead, then. What do you have planned?">You take a deep breath, though you know you're still kinda shaking.>How do teachers deal with this kinda shit?
"O-okay, well, there's an Anon that'll come talk to me on this crystal thing in my ear here, and I plan on helping him to make a map of this place, so then they can find a way to take us out of here.">"They? Who's they?">"THEY?">"Oy vey!">There's a bit of giggling amongst the group, you can't help but join in.>It brings you back, every time.>After almost spacing out in front of the crowd, you clear your throat.
"I was the filly that got taken yesterday. I went to this camp where there's a bunch of human Anons, and some fillies that are free.">"…Contentfags?">"Probably, who's the last filly before this one that went?">"Last was a Pegasus wasn't it?">The fillies straying off get nudged by those near them, and you're at the center again.
"I'm not sure who they are exactly, they didn't say. But they've all been working together and pooling money together for our escape. They just took a long time because they had to pay for these gadgets too.">For once, it's silent in response.>After a moment, one filly meekly raises her hoof.>"So… how do I help?">There's a bit of nodding.>"Yeah, what do you need done? I want out of this shithole already.">"So then why don't we just go shank the lady now?"
"She has a reputation, if we kill her the cops will be on all of us in no time.">The filly quickly falls silent, and you glance around for a Pegasus.>Her head tilts a bit as you point your hoof at her.
"You willing to fly up a vent?">"A-a vent?">You nod.
"I'm pretty sure there's no spinning blades up there, I couldn't hear any.">"Well how am I gonna see in there, then?">Another filly, a unicorn, raises her hoof.>"I've got a light spell!">You didn't think about that, actually…>Without light some shit could go down.>But with another filly shit could go down too, it wasn't THAT big of a vent, then the extra noise to account for.>Pegasus filly practically makes none.>Though this also depends on what time you go, you suppose.>You could do it right now actually, but you'd have to go right right now so you'd have more time before headmare gets here, but because of the after lunch being so noisy, as long as you finished before then you'd be safe.>Waiting 'till lunch is an option too, as well as bedtime.>Course lunch is still risky, but you'll have more time than now.>Bedtime would allow you to take forever, but you'd have to be extra quiet.>Choices, choices,
Choices: Investigate vent - Now, Later, Bedtime, Other…
Do you take the Unicorn filly? (Y/N, no roll)
(1 critical success available, no roll needed if chosen)
Roll for outcome
She'd probably just make you hang out with Flurry more. Now if it were Glim Glam, she'd do something crazy, like try to clone you or make a filly golem out of the slime.
>>193781>Still, back rubs are alright though, right?
But of course! There is nothing wrong with back rubs.
You know the saying, right? Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours? Back rubs are pretty much the same, and totally no homo. In fact, it's manly!
Go now, and take the unicorn[ 1d20 = 10 ]
RIP filly, shouldn't have been such a jerk to Twi.
Great to see a new filly from you!
Thread on mom's board with this for OP when?Its the best time to go fishing
What a cute filly.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
>It took far too long for my forehead phallus to stop blowing its hot, sparkly load all over the room every time I sneezed.
>Hopefully that bowl of soup was enjoying its new and unexpected life.
>At least the gardens have plenty of birdbaths.
>Carefully, I climbed down from my bed on shaky legs.
>I took a moment to regain my balance after such an extended time of being bedridden.
>It certainly was easier with four legs instead of two.
>Once satisfied with my balance, I headed out the door.
>A guard turned toward me as I emerged, snapping a brief salute.
>"Miss Emerald Dawn. Your mother has governmental duties that need to be attended to. However, I have been ordered to assist you as needed."
>I looked around for a moment, then back to the guard.
"Well… I guess I'm feeling a little peckish. I've got no clue how to get to the kitchen from wherever this is."
>With a nod, the guard led the way down countless stairs.
>After filling my belly, I wandered outside, the guard walking beside me.
>There didn't seem to be very much happening.
>Eventually, I came across a section of wall with a team of ponies gathered around it.
"… That's where that gate was, isn't it?"
>The guard gave a somber nod, prompting a sigh.
>"You needn't concern yourself. All is going well."
"That's the sort of thing you'd say if the answer was yes, you know."
>"You were ill. It is not something you could control."
"Doesn't mean I'm not partly responsible."
>The guard smiled slightly and gave an approving nod.
>"You're certainly a filly with quite a bit of wisdom for your age. It is little wonder that you ascended to be an alicorn."
"Hey! You take that back!"
>That got a chuckle out of him.
"I should probably at least visit 'em or make a card or something."
>The guard nodded.
>"I'm sure your mother would approve."
"… You're right. Back to the room, I guess. Probably the safest place to try and figure out how the heck to use this head penis now that I know how it feels when it does something."
>The guard paused, confusion on his face before looking up at the spire jutting from his helmet.
>All in all, it was a pretty dull day.
Pretty short, calm part, but hopefully still nice. Mostly just getting out of the sickness corner I put myself in. …and rewriting the bits that I lost. Lesson learned. Now I can go back to random shenanigans.
Sorry for the long delay.
It's fine, m8. At least you have an excuse to be gone for so long.
Is there a way I can catch up on this green?
I haven't had time to read it before because I was busy with college
I was going to point you to OP's archive but then I realized I can't find AlicornFilly there.
Did some digging and found a pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/FhJ47QyB
Nice update. Glad to have you back
Now I wish this writer was back. It's surprisingly good and isn't about shipping, at least so far. There's lots of potential.https://pastebin.com/w7n27b4S
Reminds me of "Oh to be Old Again"
Shit, you gotta get more of this stuff. You reach around for a saddlebag full of bits, and realize you have neglected to bring any money with you in your rush to get out of the house. No wonder the bartender didn't want to serve you booze. Still, he gave you this eggnog on the house, so you might as well push your luck a bit.
You look up at the stallion, with eyes trying (and failing) to sparkle in the dim light of the bar candles and the most adorable pleading face you can muster.
"Please sir, may I have some more?"
The stallion seems a bit entranced by your eyes, and proceeds to pour another mug.
>>"Gah, I can't say no to such a cute little filly. Just one more though."
This one, you make sure to enjoy slowly, letting each sip remind you of a different thing you enjoyed about Christmas back on Earth. Despite not having a mother around, your dad at least did his best to play Santa Claus well enough for you and your brothers. Maybe someday you'll have to be someone else's Santa Claus, but for now, you think you'll enjoy childhood a little longer.
When you finish the nog, you bid the bartender adieu and head outside to look for some friends to hang out with. As soon as you step outside, however, you feel a snowball smack into the right side of your face.
>"Sorry about that darling!"
You look to your right, and see Rarity hidden behind a snow fort. To your left is Applejack behind a similar barricade. The two are in some sort of heated snowball fight with each other.
yell "FUCK 'EM UP!" at Appulhorse[ 1d100 = 60 ]
Return fire at rarity[ 1d100 = 46 ]
Hastily build up cover and become a third faction, roleplaying as the Terran Empire.[ 1d100 = 100 ]
Earth Pony Invictus.
Alright, I'm having trouble getting anything too substantial down dealing with Anonymous's part in my story, so for now I'll give you this little blurb dealing with some stuff happening off-camera during what I'm working on in the castle. Enjoy, and I should have another actual update out at some point hopefully soon.
>Celestia tasked you with keeping an eye on Chrysalis, Mother knows why
>There are more guards than there are princesses for a reason!
>She did give you a pair of guards to help, but they're busy watching Chrysalis's guards
>Very intently, too
>Wait, that's a staring contest
>There are definitely better ways for you to be occupying your time, though
>You could be helping with the organizing, you could be catching up on work, you could be taking a nap, you could be down at the kitchen grabbing some food…
>Anything other than watching Chrysalis
>It's not like she's being a pest, though
>Quite the opposite, actually
>She's just sitting across the room from you, avoiding eye contact and trying not to look awkward
>It must be pretty nerve-wracking for her to not have a disguise up right now, no wonder
>Then again, you're probably doing the exact same things as she is, given how much else there is to do here
>You'd try to be a better hostess for her, but you've never had this job
>Tia was always the more patient of you both
>More social too, but that needs no explanation
>It's not like you wouldn't try to, though
>You just have no idea how to start with this 'hosting' business
>Tartarus, you two haven't even…
>Wait, that seems like a good place to start
"You know, I don't think we've ever actually talked to each other before."
>Your words end up bringing the attention of the entire room to you before both sets of guards realize you're not talking to them
>"I'm not surprised, I haven't actually heard many words from ponies that weren't 'You won't get away with this, monster!'"
>She changes her voice mockingly from Cadance's to Twilight's to Celestia's during the last part
>If she's trying to mess with you, it isn't working
"At all, I mean. I was asleep during the invasion of Canterlot and one of your lackeys put me in a cocoon before bringing me back to your old hive for the other thing."
>"Oh. I suppose that's mildly interesting, what's your point?"
"Well, we've never been formally introduced."
>You get up from your seated position and walk over to Chrysalis and stretch out your right hoof, much to her surprise
>All four guards in the room are now watching you both intently
"I am Luna, princess of Equestria and mover of the moon."
>Chrysalis tentatively accepts the hoofshake, giving a greeting in return
>"And I am Chrysalis, queen of the Badlands and mother of the changelings."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Chrysalis!"
>After a moment of hesitation, she replies
>After this interaction, you two go back to the previous routine except now you're both on the same side of the room
>Things do seem slightly less tense between you both, though
>The guards go back to comparing their gear and the changeling military to the equestrian one as you once again try to break the silence
>What would Tia do in this situation?
>Throwing her in the dungeon isn't going to help in the slightest here
>Well then, what would she do for any other guest?
>You just tried the route of conversation and your mind blanked, what would trying again do?
"Would you like to go do something more interesting?"
>"Would Celestia approve of you letting me out of this room?"
"Probably not, but she didn't say anything about not going with you. Besides, anything's better than waiting in silence for something to happen, and you look just as bored as I am."
>"Alright, I'm sold. Did you have something in mind or were you hoping for suggestions?"
>"Then why not show me what you do around here for fun?"
You both beckon your respective guards back to your side before you lead the way out of the room and into the castle
3d filly a cute
I have a minor issue with your story, there's just too many jump-cuts, and none of them are labeled as to tell what happened in-between them, so i have no idea whether the grand galloping gala has happened or not as well as a couple other things as well.
>>194015>That first pic
Now I'm picturing a bunch of fillies using their combined earth ponies strength to dig tunnels everywhere for shenanigans, like some sort of pervy autistic dugtrio.
>>194021>pervy autistic dugtrio>pervy >autistic >dugtrio
WE NEED IT
WE NEED GREEN OF IT
Anon is for?
It's more of an episodic style than a continuous story style, yes. Small, individual, self-contained stories to enjoy on their own that can be grouped together. Maybe loose, overarching plot bits through the episodes.
I plan on doing something for the gala eventually. Just need to think up something to make it fun. As for the couple of other things, I know there's a few bits I left the reader to fantasize on their own. Always open to questions, tips, or suggestions, though.
(Also, mad props to the artist of this pic. Still fun. Still awesome.)
??? I don't get it
A lood filly showing to a filly who s trying to be pure the wonders of their new magic and biology, but focusing on horse lewd for that
(internet Rule 43)
Anon introduces the CMC to sensuality. Perhaps under pretense of finding out what the question mark cutie mark means.
Anon molests Diamond Tiara and that's why she doesn't come to school anymore.
Also, voting for >>193851
as the next OP.
Should this pure filly be another anon filly? What species, and would you like to name her?
Anonfilly goes camping with a bunch of other teenage ponies, but gets lost with only a colt for company.
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I kinda like the sound of this one too. But I've got a real thing for Rule 43 too.
I'm thinking of a mix of >>194061
where anonfilly ends up lost in the Whitetail woods with the most innocent colt.
So now. >What species for Anonfilly?>What species for colt?Colt is gunna be a pure of heart birb colt. Like REALLY into birbs>What name for colt?