/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>190865
The heck kind of leaves look bumpy like those?

>>190868
Holly, maybe?

>>190871
This, that's holly, not mistletoe.

>>190872
I did think it might be that, and it probably is, but I'm used to holly having clearly spiny leaves. Those just look bumpy.

>>190873
I've seen other artists get the shape of holly leaves wrong before as well, it baffles me how people keep getting it wrong.

>>190875
No U

>>190850 →
Anonfilly and Twilight Sitting next to each other on a hill overlooking a field filled with wonderful flowers that glow in the dark.

If you did get ripped away from your world and everything you knew, and got turned into a filly, then would you not try and find a quiet place where you could hear nothing but nature and your own thoughts, just to think about what has happened and try to accept what you have turned into? I know I would. Meditation kinda helps sometimes. And that's why I'd like to see this image drawn because I imagined this:

>Anonfilly is sitting on a small hill overlooking a bunch of glowing flowers
>And stars in the sky
>And so much more you'd only be able to see at night
>It's a secret place that not many others know about
>Twilight decides to follow Anonfilly one night when she walks away from the treebrary
>Twi finds her sitting there at the edge of a short hill overlooking something one could only imagine of in their dreams
>Sitting next to Anonfilly, Twilight calmly says there's nothing A-filly has to hide, and that they can talk about everything
>Filly hesitates for a minute, but then gives in to her feelings
>They talk, and both answer honestly to everything
>Then silence
>Anonfilly has nothing more to say
>Twilight decides to stay with Anonfilly without saying anything
>A short minute of silence passes
>Two minutes
>Then ten
>Before Twi knew it, Anonfilly gets tired and rests her head against Twilight's shoulder.
>Filly eventually falls asleep.
>Twilight lifts Anonfilly up with her magic and puts the filly on her back
>She then calmly walks home
>To the Treebrary
>Their home

I don't know. I'm a bit drunk right now.

>>190892
Hey, write drunk edit sober. I can really feel the mood of this mate, god I wish that were me...

You know what to do, requests are up.

>>190926
Filly playing poker
Bonus points if filly loses to Dashie

>>190875
No u

>>190875
N-no u!

>>190926
Something to appease my/our mommy issues

Babby is a /mischief/ maker

>>190945
You just lost your tendies privilege, Anon.

>>190939
Fiiiiine...

Quiet, the babbies are trying to sleep.

>>190960
Draw Filly Gassing the jews

>>190964
Some of the fillies are also beginning to sleep.

>>190966
I want to fall asleep with the other fillies

Time for a recap.

Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ

>You are Anon Filly, a human-turned cute green filly, living in Ponyville with your adoptive family.
>First, and most importantly, there's Twilight Velvet, who you've lately been taking to calling "mama", since your real mom died in childbirth.
>You're currently plotting to get her to breastfeed you, possibly without her knowing about it.
>Second, there's Night Light. You guess he's supposed to be your dad or something, but you never really talked to him. He's just the stallion that is probably plowing Mama Velvet every night.
>Then there's Cadance and Shining Armor. They're a couple of horny teens that have sex in your room three times a fortnite in exchange for looking the other way when you and Twilight decide to get into the liquor cabinet.
>Despite this agreement, Cadance does seem to care for you... somewhat, and has expressed concerns with you.
>And then there's Twilight Sparkle... who is also a human-turned filly.
>Back on Earth, she was a CIA analyst and a mother of 3.
>Now she's your partner in crime as you try to figure out how to get back home.
>You are currently sitting at a table with a book, and receiving a lecture from Cadance about not running away from home again.

>>190970
>fortnite
Pic related

Unuploaded fillies from Dicksword.

>>190995
>satyr "filly"
>photo taken from a bad angle
It's understandable why those two weren't posted tbh.

Also, one of the other two pics looks like Lone's art style. Don't you think he might have planned to post it at a particular time like he usually does?

>>190972
>>190987

Well fuck me, I had a brainfart.

>>190972
>>190987
>>191006
>>191017
Default dance filly when?

>>190995
Could give artist names, at least.

The ones I know are:
2. Lockhe4rt
3. Lone15

>>191019
This

>>191019
100% this

>>191019

No. I misspelled "fortnight" because it's a word I don't tend to use often, but that doesn't mean we're gonna bring that cancer in here.

Update for that aussie who was asking: somebody (not me) actually did tear it down.
>>191025
>Implying you can stop drawfags

>>191026
Tis a strange place, where black panther ticket stubs qualify as donations. Praise be to the SJW.

>>191019
>dance filly
This makes me wonder. Is there any art of Anonfilly dancing Caramelldansen?

>>191025
>Cancer
4u

>>190995
>>191021
4. TinyEquine

>>191021
Last one is an Anon, but he's posted here before.

>>191058
I want that anon to get his tiny filly to pose for a better pic, no matter how much reeing and complaining he has to endure as a result

>>191061
No, the satyr dude. He's drawn normal fillies before.

>>191062
That's the first one tho

>>191063
I was talking about the guy that drew the satyr filly.

>>191065
Yeah, the satyr "filly" is first from left to right

>>191068
That filly is a cute!
How much did she ree at you before she posed for the pic?

>>191068
Tiny filly a little cutie.

>>191032
That's EF, not Tiny. This is Tiny.

And this filly is in love with my magic fingers~

>>191076
Heart-eye filly a cute

>>191076
Are we fingering filly now?

>>191068
>>191071
>>191076
>>191078
These tiny fillies are such absolute cuties!

>>191079
you see them all the time in the discord server though, don't you anon?

>>191083
That's a big (You).

>>191084
U U
U U

"Gonna be honest Cadance, I think I need some motivation if you want to keep me at home all the time."

She stares at you blankly.

<"What could you possibly want this time? You've already got me turning a blind eye to you and Twilight's shenanigans."

"I think I need a spanking."

<"I- what? Is this a joke?"

"Nope. I've been a pretty bad filly, and I'm probably going to be a bad filly for quite some time. Don't bad fillies deserve to be punished?"

<"...okay, get over here you little brat. You've earned this."

Slowly, you walk over to Cadance, who offers you a spot on top of one of her legs. You sprawl out across it, laying on your belly, and trying to get as comfortable as possible for what happens next. Your butt is lifted into the air without warning by Cadance's magic, and what immediately follows is about ten good hard swats with her hoof.

<"And don't you ever run away from this house again, do you hear me?"

"Yeah, about that... I should probably also let you know that I may or may not end up heading down to Manehattan at some point. Got some friends to visit and some business to take care of. You can come with if you'd like though."

<"I'll have to think about- wait, did you say Manehattan?"

"Yes I did."

<"Now we're talking. When can we go?"

>>191089
Comfy threads are my favorite

>>191093
Someone needs to edit that filly to look happy. Can't because phoneposter.

>>191095
There is a slight smile on her face, it's just somewhat obscured by the shadow of the blanket she's wrapped in

>>191096
The eyes need to be adjusted I think, from casual observation it appears that she is remorseful or depressed.

>>191089
>Denouncing what got this thread going in the first place
>Trying to make this into even more of a hugbox general
Fuck off, you absolute faggot.

>>191092
Cryptically say when fate decides we should go like the shitposty little psychic we are. [1d100 = 16]

>>191102
This. Fillies need to be shown their place.

>>191094
This. Keep in mind people get off to it.

>>191078
Wew

>>191083
>>191084
Ux4

>>191089
Kek

>>191124
I'll show filly her place

Filly's place is in the womb.

>>191137
So that's why purple was craving hayburgers so much.

>>191135
Is filly being detained?

>>191151
The doctor is in

>>191137
>Hayburgers
Mommy, I wanted tendies!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>191135
Really is a shame that never got colored. Also, requesting more collar fillies for any drawfags that feel like it.

>>191092
"What the fuck!? just two seconds ago you were ready to discipline my little bottom like it damn well deserves after such an episode running away and so on so on whatever. Now you want to go to a Manehattan what now to do whatever??? I don't think I can trust you to call the shots in this place! I think we should go not because you decided so but because I decided it is the only logical thing to do at this point?!?! TO kill that cunt with our elements of haramony and shit!! And whatever you want to do and stuff! [1d100 = 61]

>>191124
Gas Yourself

>>191182
You first, hugboxer

>>191184
that pic reminds me of my childhood

>>191184
yea sure im the faggot, because i like my fillies bones on the inside.

>>191188
Australia is a wild place

>>191191
Pretty sure that it is impossible to not to be a faggot and be in this thread

>>191188
F

>>191184
It's weird how this concept came from the fandom's response to one guy's "Hasbio" fantasy where Hasbro opens a Biotech company and makes genetically-perfect creatures that eat low-shit kibble.
Then humans fuck it up and free them, and they become rats that shit projectile diaria.

>>191124
>>191135
Good thing that these posts are now anti-real.

>>191219
You're anti-real

>>191210
Fluffies actually have an interesting societal message if you look deep enough into it. Here you can see some people discussing it and also Lone being a faggot, but that's not surprising.

>>191257
https://mlpol.net/sp/res/534.html
Forgot link

>>191089
>>191102
The relative comfiness of this thread is unironically the entire reason I didn't simply turn my back on /mlp/ when I first decided to start lurking.
Sure, abuse content might be created and enjoyed by abusefags, but a nice, comfy thread is always great to have.
Everybody has their own individual tastes, and that's fine, but we're all here for anonfilly, not just fillyabuse or any other type of anonfilly content in particular.

>>191222
No u!

Fillies build a fort

>>191261
Angry filly a smol qt

>>191263
Dawwwwwwwww

>>191092

"What the fuck, Cadance? Just two seconds ago you were ready to discipline my ass like it damn well deserves for running away, and now that I mention Manehattan you're all hyped up ready to forget everything I did?"

<"To be fair, you're the one who asked to be spanked; I just obliged. I was more than willing to forgive you as long as you were willing to accept a chaperone the next time you feel like running off for no good reason. For what it's worth, Manehattan is an absolutely amazing place to go shopping, and I'd love an excuse to get out of this town."

"And you call that a spanking?"

<"Is that some kind of a challenge?"

"You know what? Yeah. Yeah it is. Hit me as hard as you can until my flank is as pink as yours."

<"You're a real masochist, aren't you? What was your life like before you met us? Did you have abusive parents?"

>>191266
"Maybe I just like getting spanked, doesn't have to be because of emotional baggage. Either way, we're going because a look alike has taken our magic save-the-world jewelry and we kinda need it for the whole save-the-world thing, y'know?" [1d100 = 28]

>>191261
That’s a nice fortReeeeeeess

[1d100 = 20]
>>191266
"No Candy ass my parents died in a train explosion"

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>191269
This but instead our parents died in a boaring accident along with all the guns

Back from my retirement for chocolate milk purification and University homework, but can anyone tell me when did /filly/ become a fetish general?

>>191269
Boostin, also a "train explosion created by SMILE to cover their tracks, they didnt even care for anyon- anypony there!"
[1d100 = 5]

>>191266
…m-maybe…
*sniffle*
[1d100 = 42]

>>191269
"Trains killed my parents! Swear to me!"

>>191289
It's probably something to do with the cold wester for most of them, I know the idea of cuddling with my momfu is especially enticing right now...

>>191298
*weather; fuck mobileposting

>>191266
My mother died in a boating accident before I was born and my father was a seapony. Since I was born without gills, I can't return home. A little spanking is nothing compared to how fucked up life can be sometimes. [1d100 = 73]

Finally finished this, that took way longer than expected.
Always been a fan of TheeLinker, and I have wanted to recreate the Ponymote Animator with more features for several years (and filly faces in it).

Video related is just an example of what can be done, the script for it is included in the softwate's download :
https://mega.nz/#!QAFAyQJQ!04SXFNr3JGq6mGSEtmqKL7I6K62ayz6DZotzZVV70ds

How to use it :
"PonyScript_Data" folder contain a "Script.txt" file, edit it to change what happen.
"PonyScript_Data\\Custom" folder is where you can put more images.
Simply launch the .exe and press "Space" to play your scene.

Future :
* Still looking for a way to directly save the scene in movie format instead of requiring a capture software, not too much hope on that tho. Gif could be doable.
* Feel free to post your wish-list of additional features and I will see what I can do.
* Please report bugs and shieet.

>>191300

>mother died before I was born
You sure you want to use that exact wording?

>>191307
Too late, reroll if he wants fixing
Top kek

>>191305
Turning around and the vertical shake seems kinda slow, but will give a check, well done Anon

>>191307
Seapony magic nigga. I ain't gotta explain shit!

>>191313
The male seapony gives birth, like seahorses.
It is easy to explain.

>>191305
Wow, nice work Anon! Good video too.

>>191352
That letter was one I received. I sent out all the letters I was going to send on Tuesday.

>>191359
Oh right, it was Shpoop. Sorry.

>>191068
Eyy that's my filly !
Also something something weekly movie night drawing.

>>191405
That's a good filly

>>191405
Filly is a qt

Twitchy witchy filly.

>tfw accidentally lose progress on the update being written by reloading the page

I really need to copy out of the text box and save it more often. Hopefully the story beats I'd come up with for it are still bouncing in my head.

>>191433
>he doesn't prewrite
y tho?

>>191436
Because I take way too long to write updates. Usually, I can close the window and the next time I open it, the field still has the text in it. Reloading the page, however, wipes it out. Mind your misclicks...

>>191433
Use notepad.

>>191440
That's usually what I copy everything over to. Just need to do it more often. I like using the post field due to the convenient 'you have this many characters remaining' counter. Just need to save it after a bit of writing is all. Develop good habits and such.

>>191440
This is what i meant

>>191441
I just write everything in pastebin and save often. Only time that's fucked me over was when I accidentally hit save after the internet went down, but it wasn't much text and a shit update anyway looking back.

>>191441
Notepad++ has a character counter

>>191266
start crying [1d100 = 65]

>>191266

"Look, my mother died in a boating accident before I was born, and my father was a seapony. Since I was born without gills, I can't go home. Spankings are nothing compared to how rough life is."

She stares off blankly trying to contemplate the meaning of what you just said.

<"If your mother died before you were born..."

"Seapony males give birth instead of the female. Kind of a weird thing, but the female injects eggs into the male instead of the male injecting sperm into the female."

<"Okay, but your mother's not a seapony..."

"Well yeah, that's why I was born without gills."

<"Well if she was a normal pony, how would she have uh... impregnated your father?"

Shit, she caught you lying. You need to think of a quick solution, so immediately you start crying. It's hard to cry on command, but you think about the fact that you never met your real mother and the tears start coming quickly. It's not long before this manages to attract the attention of everyone else int he house.

The first pony to notice this is Shining Armor, who starts stumbling down the stairs.

>>"What, what? I'm up. What's going on? Did you make Anon cry, Cadance?"

<"I didn't mean to! I was just asking about her past..."

>>"She's an orphan, Cadance. You can't just bring that stuff up."

<"Well yeah, but she made up this totally random story about being a seapony, and..."

>>"And what of it? She's a filly. Fillies have imaginations."

<"I- never mind. I'm sorry, Anon."

>>191428
"Soon you'll see things our way"

[1d100 = 68]
>>191460
"I think cadence needs a spanking."

>>191464
By Shiny [1d100 = 24]

>>191460
"ZIGGER" and run off [1d100 = 32]

Any of you fillies know what's going on in this image? I get that it's celebratory, but what's all the stuff on the table?

>>191307
Wait, would that be possible for any mother-gives-birth species if the mother dies during birth, before the offspring is really born?

Derpi.

>>191475
That fluff

>>191473
No clue. Any context?

>>191482
Nah, it's just sat in the archive.

>>191484
Can't find it on any reverse search either.

>>191488
Absolutely brutal

>>191475
Why is Guy Fieri holding a filly?

>>191473
Well she's holding a screwdriver, we've got springs in one corner, what appear to be metal weights, and three... bits I think?

>>191488
Checking Hitler dubs

>>191494
She's an all-star.

>>191488
>1488
Nice
>that pic
Extra-nice

>>191488
Why are people into disgusting dicks? Why not just draw a normal one?

>>191503
Because it's not supposed to be an actual dick, since it's a punishment.
That's a bad dragon sextoy, who tend to be "kinda" oversized.

>>191503
Are you saying you want the HMD, anon?

>>191504
Just make it an oversized one, or somewhat odd. Don't give it disgusting warts and a spear-tipped end.

>>191510
It's kind of funnier that way though, isn't it? Bad Dragons are themselves a meme too.

>>191305
Uploaded with some slight upgrade on Derpibooru.
V1.02 now load the sprites without shitty borders, add a few functionalities and has the debugging stuff activated.
https://derpibooru.org/1903963

Why is filly such a cute?

>>191557
Because she is (You)

>>191568
Still sounds like shit.

>>190292 →
>>190295 →

Success! (Though for future reference testing doesn’t require a roll.)
Also I posted in the last thread like a dumbass again.

>You surprisingly wake up feeling pretty good.
>You also slept in a little longer, because you’re all alone here.
>How the fuck did all the hooves on the floor not wake you up?
>Hopping our of bed you quickly make your way to the outside.
>Sure enough all the other fillies are out and playing, and the clock behind you says you only missed five minutes, thankfully.
>Before you’d practically a prison courtyard, just minus basketball courts, workout equipment-
>Actually, listing all the shit that isn’t there would take ages.
>Here it’s a big dirt square, with two bushes on each side, both dead and very prickly, and a slide meant for foals on the right, which is and has been rusty as fuck, ready to break the second another Earth filly’s fat ass gets on it.
>So nobody uses it.
>The two weeks of indoor hell was enough to pay when the single swing broke.
>Never again, like everyone agreed…
>There’s multiple groups of fillies, some hanging out by the thorny bushes, some in the middle, others by walls.
>Activities consisting of running at other fillies with a pointy stick, playing tic-tac-toe in the dirt, and conversation respectively.
>Over in the back, a big, relatively new rock wall that used to just be a gate of metal bars.
>That didn’t last long, it was apparently one filly’s idea to starve herself and hop through the bars, like the shit you think about in every cartoon, but nobody ever does.
>At least it worked out for her, and who knows what even happened in the end, but her escape meant no view of it for the rest of you…
>You assume that’s where Anon would meet you, as it’s the only area that was actually marked on the map.
>Well okay, you’re positive it is.
>He’s certainly tall enough, he could just glance over the wall easily.
>And if it weren’t for the also-newish outer gates, he could probably just pick all of you over it and out to freedom…
>You feel your ears fall a bit.
>Okay, focus here, you probably just wasted another damned five minutes of time.

Choices: Recruit or report
(1 critical success available, no roll needed if chosen)

Roll for outcome

>>191571
I kinda like that voice, it fits her personality imo

>>191575
Go to a group of fillies and assert yourself as the alpha to recruit them
[1d100 = 62]

>>191575
Wait yours is d20 right, lets re-roll
[1d20 = 11]

>>191577
That's not one of the choices.
>>191575
Recruit, not much to report yet.
[1d20 = 9]

>>191583
>Go to a group of fillies and assert yourself as the alpha to recruit them
>...assert yourself as the alpha to recruit them
>...to recruit them
>Not an option
>"Oh yea, also ill roll to recruit them"
Filly please

>>191460
>>191464
>>191465
While we watch...to ensure his technique is correct, of course! [1d100 = 88]

>>191586
fuck off i'm tired

>>191591
Its 2:30 am here, your argument is invalid

>>191592
and I've done shit today.

>>191593
Welcome to the club, just be careful to not fatten up your flanks too much while lazying around

>>191596
But then filly would have a hard time hiding from ponka, only Celestia knows what that mare would do to the poor filly

>>191597
fag

>>191598
Its not like Twilight would be any better

One is a extremely powerful 4d chess master demi-god filly fiddler
The other is your purple captor, that cant travel thru the 4th wall like the first, but can very well fuck you up with her magic

Yea filly is screwed, but being slick just gives more options to survive either way, surely Twi wouldnt be happy to see her filly getting fatter and fatter

Also did the Dash and filly workout trainee green ever got updated?

>>191603
Nope. Neither has Discordfilly, Placeholder, ASSFAGGOT, All Nighter, or Emerald dawn. Be patient, young padawan.

>>191610
But I want my greens and I want them NOW!

>>191610
>i'm not mentioned
It's ok...

>>191611
make one then faget

>>191614
those bedposts are dildos. cannot unsee

>>191612
You're not mentioned because you've written significantly less than any of them.

>>191616
LEWD

>>191618
>>191612
Don't fret it little one. As he said, it is only because you haven't written enough words yet. It has nothing to do with talent. Look at AWasteofYourTime for example. He wasn't mentioned yet it could be argued that he is the most influential writefag we ever have had. He showed us old farts what could truly be done with writefaging. I personally have taken a lot of inspiration from his work.

>>191621
Kek

>not mentioned
RRREEEEE

>>191460

"You know, I think maybe Cadance could use a spanking."

<"Anon!"

"C'mon Shining, you know you want to. And let me watch so I can, uh, make sure you've got the right technique."

Shining doesn't seem to react much to your comment, seemingly staring off into space for around half a minute like some sort of zombie. He eventually ends up shaking his face about to snap himself back awake.

>>"It's too early for this nonsense. Sweetie, do you want to go down to Sugarcube Corner and get some coffee and some of those little cake things you like?"

<"The petit fours?"

>>"Yeah, those."

<"That sounds like an EXCELLENT idea. Let's get out of here and get some breakfast."

Very quickly, the two head out of the house. You wonder if you scared them off. Maybe you came off as a bit creepy? Just about a month ago your repeated attempts to shove your face into Celestia's snatch was practically dismissed as innocent filly behavior. Are ponies catching onto who you really are?

...nah.

[1d100 = 88]
>>191627
Well since they're gone we should Fap

>>191624
but you just updated not too long ago, faget

>>191603
Alright Anons, what could Twilight use to bribe you into taking a bath?

>milkshakes made with homemade ingredients. OwO

>>191633
Milkshakes and tendies

>>191575
I keep forgetting the roll rules and having to go back to read them. Maybe you could post/link them in your first update each thread?

Rolling for report, especially about that vent we found.
[1d20 = 18]

>>191633
Real meat

>>191633
I'm afraid I'm the lame one here who would just take showers with no need for extra incentive. Feeling clean is good enough for me.

>>191629
>88
>fap
The obvious conclusion is that Hitler approves of fapping.

>>191627
Find a coloring book and color.
[1d100 = 70]

I'm tired.

>>191677
We all are.

Yesssssss
Based John Elway
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rS9Lac0ceAA&feature=youtu.be

>>191627
>>191676
Yes let's go [1d100 = 34]

>>191676
Boosting. We'll only be the filly once, why waste it on fapping? [1d100 = 6]

>>191676
We can fap anytime, let's color! [1d100 = 54]

>>191681
Why does filly have an afro?

>>191676
>>191627
Boostin
[1d100 = 8]

>>191703
i dont know why but that bothers me
filly is no nigger/jew

>>191627
Since everyone is boosting the sensible option i m going to be "that gai"

Follow Cadance and Shining, stalk them to get info to use as bribing card later, dont forget to rub your hooves if we manage to get something particularly good
[1d100 = 85]

W-What is this place?? Where am I? Why me?!

>>191711
You're home, filly. You're home.

>>191711
You are now a small green horse.

>>191627
>>191676
Boost [1d100 = 86]

>>191681
Kek

>>191703
Pool's closed

>>191711
Welcome to filly

>>191717
Okay, who brought the AIDS this time?

>>191718
Wasn't me

From the /mlp/ Secret Santa thread.
https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/33268822#p33273388

>>191721
>>191733
Those are some very cute fillies!

>>191717
>Beats stalker roll by 1
>Still beat out by the fap roll by 2

C'mon guys, the number to beat is still 88. We've come close, I know we can do it!

>>191676
Goddammit, BOOST! [1d100 = 18]

I'm sick today.
>>190616 →
"I think you know what I want."
>Her cheeks turn a redder tinge of purple.
>"I-I don't have time for that right now, something quick."
"Uh, Frootloops and fruit cake?"
>"Something substantial, Anon.
>You ponder your options.
"Applesause, pardner."
>"Okay, s- hey, fuck you!"
>Her laughter betrays all composure.
>"Alright, I'll be right back. You just sit tight."
"Not like I have much of a choice."
>"Oh, yeah..."
>She exits the car, locking it from the outside.
>You spend five minutes trying to lick your nostrils before giving up and just blowing on your mane.
>Twilight returns soon after, sitting you up at long last to feed you the applesauce.
>You don't know if it's the lack of preservatives or just the fact that you haven't eaten anything in a while at this point, but it's some damn good applesauce in your opinion.
>Before you know it, she's sliding you back on her back again.
>"Don't worry, I've got you."
>You feel the same kind of tug as when she flew you up into the clouds, no doubt a spell of some sort she was too tired for last night.
>Or had no need for.
>The latter is quickly confirmed as you feel the weight of your little body being held up by some sort of force.
>You still have no idea where you are, but it's certainly steeper here than in Ponyville.
>No conversations clue you in this early in the morning as you and Twilight make your silent journey to an unknown location.
>Eventually you hear a gruff voice granting you entry to... something.
>The pale moonlight shines through unseen windows and onto an ornate floor as Twilight's grip loosens on you and her hoofsteps become all but silent, a purple aura resting just below the two hoofs that you can see.
>You subconsciously slow your breathing.
>Every nerve ending in your near quadriplegic body fires off telling you that you shouldn't be here, but you have no way to run.
>No way to even inquire about potential danger.
>You simply are, a spectator in whatever is going on here for the time being.
>Eventually, you feel all motion stop.
>Twilight draws in a shaky breath.
>You hear her voice in your mind.
>'If you want to turn around here, I won't blame you. I'll do all in my power to restore you, but I can make no promises. This is the best way.'
>Input action.

Secret Santa got filly good.

>>191676
Booting this, but inside random library books since we couldn't find a coloring book. [1d100 = 96]

>>191751
Thus, we have a winner.

>>191721
>>191733
Those are some nice fillies

>>191751
Finally, some good fucking decisions

>>191624
Aren't you supposed to be dead?

>>191749
Cute!

>>191745
"Cant be worse than what i have now, just go for it..."
[1d100 = 53]

>>191749
I was supposed to be on a two week break from writing, after writing so much for uni, what have you done?
>Every x-mas, no matter what you want as present, santa keeps giving you the same tree ornament
>You keep throwing them away, just to find them back again the next year
>Cant even ree at anyone for calling you cute since santa isnt real
>Worse of all is that every time everypony reacts the same way
>"Maybe you should keep it this time Anon?"
>"Aww a cute present for a cute filly"
>"Yep, that s yours alright boop"
>This time though, this secret santa will know true rage
>That or Twilight will eat a pretty ornament
>...probably the latter
>Letting a big jar of milk on the table, you find a curtain to hide behind in the large corridor close to the tree
>Making a tree inside the tree was something Twilight didnt understood, but you insisted on making that one
>No better way to make a Santa trap than this
>You hear a deep resonating voice and low thuds from steps in the corridor
>"A cute present for a cute filly, tsk"
>A female voice rings out, and you re unsure if you should peek yet
>"The things i m forced to do to eat, i never thought i d need to resort to create presents with my magic to survive...damn you somnambula"
>Wait, that name is familiar
>Finally looking from you cover, you see a gigantic cat creature drinking from the milk
>The Sphinx swats her tail and barely misses you, hitting the wall just by your side
>"Damn mosquitoes, i swear..."
>She stops after hearing the little clops from a running filly
>Aka (You)
>Whatever she said next fails to register as you rush to bed
>You just hope she doesnt come for you with her questions three
>Fuck equestrian riddles, you d fail so hard you dont even want to think what d happen
>So reluctantly you decide you re getting your present tomorrow and you re going to like it
>No one is eating these ornaments either
>But you re still not cute....

>The next day comes and you re happy to still be alive
>Getting down to the tree you see a huge box, about as big as yourself
>"I see someone was a good filly this year~"
>You didnt even see Twilight sneaking on you, and that makes you jump
>Your fur stands on its end, as you raise your hackles unconsciously to not seem as small
>Only after turning around seeing the purple mare is when you start calming down
>"Jumpy are we? Cmon cutie, open your present, i m curious what could be inside such a big box"
>You scrunch at being called cute but is met with a hoof to the snootle
>She s lucky that you re curious as well, so you dont bother to ree at her
>For now
>Staring at your box once more, you take off the lid and look inside
>Its a giant green ornament, with 'top cute' written just like the others
>"Aww"
"Shut up purple, Im not cute!"
>"Dont worry, ill make sure to save this one, even if you dont want"
>Scrunch system overloading
>With a hoof still on the edge of the box, you take one last look inside to see that theres still a paper there
>Climbing the edge and jumping inside the box and turn it around to read it:
>"Please tell no one, I will give you extra big presents, but dont let anypony know, this is my last job chance and i need to eat, please"
>Yea, extra big presents, extra big top cute ornaments...
>You re conflicted by that ending though, you d be destroying someone else's life...
>Skipping most of it, you jump to the last line in the bottom:
>"Thanks for the milk, I hope you will find the good will in your cute little hearth to give this mare another chance, happy hearts warming"
>You eye twitches at that
>You re not cute!
>Fuck this mare's second chance, first task today is to get Celestia up to all this
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>191767
>filly scrunching at being called cute
cute!
This is a cute little green, anon
I love it

>>191769
CUTE!

>>191768
>>191771
>Cute little green
>Still going at other fillies too
You feeling lucky punk? Huh? Are you?
Because ____________no u_____________

>>191772
All you fillies are cute!

>>191767
Filly waits for no one ! Cheers for the green pal, now there’s a cute story behind filly getting her present.

>>191773
NO U!

>>191775
Y-you too

Alright, get in:
https://azala.info/static/index.html?game=GDPU
>What the fuck? What's this normalfag website?
First one I could find with a link.
>It asked me for a password.
It should be 'FUCKOFF'
>Why aren't you playing with a filly deck?
I haven't had time to make one, but that doesn't mean you can't.
Gogogo!

>>191783
*First one I could find with link sharing